285. Specs’s Talks Opening New Shop, Leaving his Wife & Weirdest Cab Driver Experience…

13:58Chip:Sounds like you've had an eventful last few weeks. Don't worry about it. Yeah man, but it's cool There's no rules It is what it is You looking forward to the World Cup? Great question man I tried to go I tried to go Can't get no appointment On the embassy Really? I'm in the same Well I think I've got one But I've just had to miss it Yeah so I'm going to have to watch that Watch the 3am games At home Yeah Games after 11pm right? That's bad You know what yeah Obviously I'm a bit more I'm like two years older Than you look innit? Yeah I'm 22 but yeah Wait how old are you? no he's yeah you're only two years older than us

14:36Cal:yeah yeah yeah you're both 30 though nah I'm not there was a world cup back in the day the 94 world cup that was in the USA it wasn't good you know why American fans don't celebrate when you score they just celebrate the whole way through this is actually true I'm worried about this they don't be like when you watch USA versus Panama yeah yeah Panama whatever they're called Panama I put a banana. That's just fodder. What's when the goal goes in? There's no celebration. They don't celebrate. They don't go, yeah. It's cause they're screaming attack, attack, attack. I don't know how I'm going on.

15:14Come on, Seattle. Yeah. I don't know how this is an entertainment. I don't know how. I think they just go to say that they've gone rather than actually given a shit. It's like a weird, it's like a performative thing for Americans. Getting a little grand flick.

15:25Chip:You're right though. When I went to that MLS game recently, they like, they're quite loud throughout the whole thing but whether there's a goal or anything they don't the crowd doesn't react to what's happening on the pitch they're just there for a day out but the vibes are good though so the vibes

15:39Cal:are all right and the stadium food's good because obviously they're they're big over there big big people a lot of chungus oh yeah they're huge man a lot of chunguses but they love their food so obviously burgers yeah half time you pull up with a grimace shake and fucking 20 20 chicken strips and that's a small. So you're not able to go out there? No, I had an appointment with the embassy like two years ago because I was going with my kids to Disneyland. But England got to the final of the Euros. So I missed the appointment to go and work with a band. To watch England lose to Spain 2-1 in the final.

16:18And they're like, all right, you want to miss our appointments? Say no more. Oh, you're fucked, bro. Man was meant to be this morning And you missed it I didn't go Because They take your passport for a while And I've got to go to Paris this weekend So I've had to reschedule it Oh is that fucking No you're right You rescheduled I didn't turn up No he didn't No I didn't It was too late to reschedule So like I've just not rocked up Do you know what There's a word that gets you out of here What? Bereavement Right Just say bereavement Just say you lost someone close to family Family bereavement Yep And you probably get out of there But obviously for me I discovered this word like three months ago but the that's true though isn't it

16:58Cal:family bereavement does that make sense it's true though like when you used to say oh mum's died like back in the day everyone would be like nah yeah first Americans think that Americans think that you know if you're late they will punish you that's their thing yeah it does seem fucking terrifying even like on my mock interview she was like before you answer say like if my visa gets approved to remind them they've got the power What the fuck bro? Did you have to show your mum's birth stuff in that? Nah, I had to give the maiden name and all that shit. They do make it just jarring. And if that gets denied, then I can't use an Esther anymore either.

17:35Your mum's maiden name. I don't give a shit about my mum's maiden name. I had it bro. I've never called her my mum. What was your mum's maiden name? She died when I was 10. Fuck bro. Sorry to hear that. It happens. I didn't even know my mum's date of birth. Nothing. I don't give a shit. You know what I mean? Yeah. But they're asking me these questions. They're taking me back. Trauma done made in the video Was that crying in the interview? I don't know

17:57Cal:Nah that's valid actually You're asking me questions That happened in 1982 Turn around and say I don't know my mum's date in life mate You tell American Your mum My mum died in 1995 Yeah Oh shit I was one Fuck Fuck Sorry about that They still want info on that Yeah What colour of shoes was she wearing? For us too Remember what? Yeah Oh you don't want to answer? Alright Alright You can't come in. That's what the visa's doing bro. They are a bit fucked up. That stressed me out now that I've just not rocked up to mine. Imagine how dead my summer will be. Yeah. Just doing this. You're going in it?

18:34Yeah. The whole tournament. How many matches? 100 and what? No, we're not going to all them.

18:40Cal:We're just going to all the England games. There's some places in America that don't know nothing about football, right? Yeah. And they're hosting the World Cup. Yeah. Interesting. What, you mean like specific states or cities? Yeah. like Texas isn't yeah yeah but I'm gonna rock up and teach them bro what do you know about fucking Craig Bellamy let's talk more

19:00Chip:let's get into this you wanna know

19:02Cal:about Yakubu like let's let's chat numbers yeah what do you know about Yana's football fuck Charlie Moosonda love that look McCain you're actually on a football show from my left yeah from my left yeah we just got into we just moved into a new studio congrats thank you man that's pretty epic yeah man how's it going well yeah It's going well It's going really well I'm looking to Sign two more people AB's got mad Ball knowledge you know Yeah I'll hop on Also if I get denied Can I just spend Some more with you On the boats Fucking hell Chelsea but I don't Really care He's like me man I don't care But I watch football I don't care I'm not interested But like It's not going to ruin My day if a team I'm not playing on Loses But you know You've got ball knowledge Ask him anything Right now About Chelsea No no no

19:49Chip:This guy is literally like an encyclopedia Encyclopedia I played for Oh yeah I played for Spurs Arsenal and Chelsea My name is

20:01Cal:Spurs Arsenal You've got this Do you have it already? You know

20:04Chip:Yeah yeah I've got this You've got it Go on Cal Have you? Oh come on boys Is it really obvious? Maybe he knows Is it really obvious? Galaga's Chelsea and Tottenham He's not Arsenal Is he famous? Yeah Kinda

20:20Cal:Kinda Kinda It's gonna be some niche baller Niche wonder kid Never made it Ended up at Galatasaray But if you know it You can't say it He has to say it Yeah And I wore the number 10 shirt What am I? I'm gonna say what club though The famous number 10 shirt That everyone was like What? Everyone was like what? Everyone in the comments now Are throwing things at you Really? Is this If any of you got it I ain't got it But I'm shit at this

20:47Chip:I don't give a fuck About football like that Who is it? Yeah, it's He doesn't know That big number 10 You know the one It's William Gellis Oh, I don't even know Bro, like that What? I don't even know What he looks like What? I was born in 2003 When was this guy Knocking about? Around 2003 Yeah, prime Yeah, just as he popped out In the years, man Wait, should I ask him Yeah, yeah I need more recent for him

21:08Cal:I would have just never got that Because I wasn't thinking of Bro

21:11Chip:This guy, by the way That's the first time I've seen him Like not get a question right So you can ask him one more Do more recent for him There's a Juventus winger right now I play for Saswalo What's his name? What is that second word? Saswalo He comes from the Chelsea Academy His name is Saswalo You're winding me up Saswalo

21:31Cal:I can't say anything I've never even heard of that ever If I get it wrong it just sounds racist Come on Now who is it? Jeremy Bogar You asked me to ask him a question Yeah It's that name I was thinking of It's that name I was thinking of Nah what you said

21:47Chip:Who's got the most bold knowledge out of anybody you've ever met? The encyclopedia of football.

21:52Cal:Yeah, who's like locked in? I think Tom Garrett's pretty good. Good shout. I haven't sat on a football board with Tom Garrett a year. He is good. Just like when you know the history and all that shit. Is it? It's the biggest football show in the world. I've been in there. You should go on it more often. Who's the Italian guy? What's his name? Oh my God, Luca. Oh yeah. He's asking me a question. And he goes off. Tegan Jordy no bull, of course.

22:22Chip:Who's got the least bad knowledge on your show? Miles, of course. Miles. Yeah, Miles. He's the one always. Is he openly accepting of that?

22:28Cal:Like, does he be like, is he like, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fair. I think Boothy knows bull. Yeah. He's just on a rage bait shit. Yeah, he rage baits a lot, dog, doesn't he? Yeah. Adam McCullough knows bull. Yep. He knows bull. I love Adam McCullough. Are they LeBron James socks? What are they? They say 23 on them. I don't know. my daughter just got it for me. I don't know. I do. What number? What number? Is that 23 or 33? Oh, are they Verstappen socks? I don't know. Verstappen socks. These socks are crazy. Have you seen Mustafi socks? Oh, Mustafi. There's no way Mustafi's got his own brand out there.

23:03Cal:He's got him fucking nutty on it.

23:06Chip:I love how they're so pulled up as well. Oh, have you lot seen the video of Neymar on the toilet? On the toilet? Yeah. What, can you see any of his shit? Bro, all these fans have cornered him in a cubicle and he's just on the toilet like shit out. Oh my God. Bro, it's the mo - Have you not seen this? It's not Neymar though.

23:26Cal:How has he got the corner? It is Neymar. Nah, it's just a look - Oh, I should have gone along with a bit. Huh? Was it look - I thought you were serious. Yeah, it is. It's him. It does initially look like him, but his reaction is too fake, isn't it? Nah, it's him. Like this whole - Nah, nah, just get up and fucking put your pants on. I can't even see you look - To be fair, yeah. It is him. you've got to zoom in no no no why does he look like he's collapsing you know that story because he's hammered was that after he got the Brazil call yeah no but he's putting his hands everywhere but over his shit I think that's class also do you know what I would do why would he be wearing a Brazil top on the night out no because there's a video watching the announcement yeah oh wait so he was wearing it okay that makes sense you know what I would do if I was famous I was in the shit I knew there was like 30 people out there their phones out pick up my shit and dash at them yeah first come on it goes viral goes viral and everyone's getting the hell out of there and the comments are going to back you because they're like wow you're filming while you're shitting you're filming and you deserve that yeah little toxic waste number straight to the fucking jaw yeah a bit of chemical warfare I remember when I shit in the house party I left the door open so like say this the party was here the door just like the whole thing I left the door open and everyone with the shit in there yeah I was shitting as long as I didn't give a shit yeah but why not just close it it's minimal effort nah cause I want everyone to see what the hell I'm doing but the music's on alright what like it's a flex own it man was that a flex at your sort of function yeah that was my thing like growing up I used to feel like people like shit like was like a like my son for example my son's seven when he was five at nursery he wouldn't shit at nursery he would sit to get some cause he was embarrassed I feel like that's like ahead of his time I feel like people develop that when they get older I think that's a skill issue though you know I genuinely think that's a bit of a skill I should not be able to I can shit anywhere bro we both do the same thing you can't put some shy battles I'll rock up to a club toilet piss all over the seat I'll go fuck I'll shit anywhere bro no not piss over the seat I'll win the ones oh fuck I've trained my hamstrings to just be like immune to like the bacteria like they've been through some shit if my hamstrings could speak man they'd be like if a toilet's already fucked then you can piss everywhere like if there's already piss all over it you might as well you know what I hate having to wipe the piss of another man up oh yeah it's always so it's so degraded experience.

25:44Cal:That's why every time I take a piss if I ever get some shit all over the place I'm going to wipe it up for the next person. That's good of you bro. Because I feel bad and I'm like you know what plus I'm house trained now. You know what I mean? I've got in trouble too many times. You fucking pissed on my toilet seat. Then the next thing I know I've got two fucking black eyes. Yeah. But you know what's the fault? I live alone so like at night when I go for a piss just fucking just letting whatever happen I'll wake in the morning and just be like You still water ballooning it? I don't water ballooning it bro.

26:13Cal:I've said I've done it once I thought we were on that same fucking Jesus Christ It's not that fun

26:19Chip:You've been attacked by a mosquito Did you finally get it? I've killed three in the last day I've not really slept in the last three days So misleading I keep waking up to bite and like zzzz in my ear Never seen a mosquito in my 22 years on this planet especially not in the UK and just every night I'm getting like fucking molested by mosquitoes it's like it's like the most biggest rage bait ever the second you drop asleep it's in my ear I'm like my whole body's itchy like right now I'm in pain. I'm fucked. So you live, um, your window is open in your room? Nah, they're all closed now. But I don't know.

26:53You just got to lock in. Shoreditch. You need to get one of those. It doesn't make sense, does it? I've never had a mosquito in Shoreditch. Bro, they got tote bags.

26:59Cal:You need to go rocking up with a blank sheet. You're right. Yo, you need to get one of those fucking with a little book from the feminist literature aisle. I've killed three. Why is this fucking mozzy? got wired air pods in bro that's on existence at my gaff anymore oh you've had it up to you

27:20Chip:and you get woken up every day what 7 a.m by the builders i got builders scaffolding covering the whole terrace at the top can't sunbathe cold showers every there's no hot water you need to

27:30Cal:get one of them blue zappers bro that they're keeping like boss man takeaway

27:36on the way i've got an anti-mosquito candle it's like an orange like scented one i got spray and I've got an anti-mosquito bracelet that I wear at night. Bro,

27:44Chip:are you out in the fucking trenches? What is this? I don't know. You guys told me to meet me. You got a mosquito

27:49Cal:fucking doing your fit checks for you. No one warned me about mosquitoes in Swedish. There are none. There are none. There is no mosquitoes in Swedish. There is. There's three corpses in my gaff right now. I feel bad when I sprain sex, man. Yeah. Honestly, I can't sleep. Wasps can get it. Oh, no, no. Yeah, wasps, with me, I can't kill it. I've got to leave the window open and guide it out. I'm saying, I saw someone kill a spider recently and I'm just like, damn. Yeah, bro. I'll never kill a spider, but wasps, I got window cleaner and I'll fucking watch them. But it's alive. It's real. It's alive, isn't it?

28:20Cal:You don't feel bad. This is performative, bro. Nah, serious. Yeah, but I don't kill them. Yeah, but a wasp can go... A wasp offers nothing to society. Why do you like them? Do they not? Nah. I guess bees do, at least. Yeah, bees are chill. I know they're grafting. They're like mid-chief. Spiders will keep all that stuff out. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Wasps have surely got a place. no they do nothing apart from wind me up bro and I can't go in the room if one's in there like if it's in the living room I'm that's their gaff now putting it top three the thing about what's some flying and stuff they like they fly in your way they interrupt you what I like about spiders it's like they're sly everything's like secretive yeah and they make no noise see God is good because if God made spiders to make noise oh fuck that oh could you imagine a little like all the little legs Nah do you reckon There's a spider so big That it does make noise When it moves Like it's like Probably Like a camel spider There's gotta be Don't google it Cause I got Nah could you google it please

29:19Chip:Oh now you've got a new phobia You just said you like spiders No as in I know you and Sabina Kill spiders bro I'm not backing this Nah

29:26Cal:Nah we put them We do the cup tactic Where you bet the paper in the cup Fair enough Some spiders can make noise Well I make Sabina do it anyway Cause Body friction Yeah Rather than vocal cords Australian whistling spider

29:37Chip:or imagine you come down, you just hear like, who's whistling? Oh, whistling, whistling spider sounds. Australia always have something, innit? Bro, that whistles. That's f - Oh, my. See what that? Little cat call. Do you like that then? You still like those spiders? No, we'll never see this, whether it's in Sordich.

29:56Cal:I was a bit scared in Australia, though, because you sometimes see them go behind car handles and shit, so I'm always checking the car handle and the toilet seat, just in case. Do they make noise, them ones? I'm not looking. Yeah, they're the whistler. They both whistle, bro. cat calling you over here you little dickhead oh you little lengton fucking little android runs past doing the whatsapp noise see all of that see all of that oh fuck that's all chips that's fuck nah I'm not looking bro spiders they got spiders bro yeah you've got a spider phobia not a jpeg one nah but I don't like looking at them you ever play video games you can turn a phobia mode on and it changes the spiders to different things really yeah it's a bit of a new woke feature but I use it that is childish but I'll let what so you play Rackinophobia mode on Minecraft can you not fuck with them on that nah Minecraft are actually just so unrealistic that I'm not too ass but like have you heard of a game called Grounded nah

30:47Chip:fuck off you don't play these weird indie

30:51Cal:that's a pretty big it's Stanley yeah it's such a good game see Stanley Kubrick knows why should we do that

30:56Chip:yeah Stanley's back there I suppose

30:58Cal:okay I was like I'm in there

31:00Chip:oh of course sorry Stanley man I was like he's a local name mate lives in the caravan so you can live in Australia because of stuff like that I have no interest if they walk up from Australia and they invite me I'm not going I'm not interested I don't think they would invite you I think you just got to go on your own accord I don't obviously I already kind of like deleted Australia from the world map in my head but I met some Australians the other day and I was like seven guys who had super moustache Mohican not one of them had a different chin Mohican Mullet Mullet Mullet what were they called yeah this one yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the one and the staff yeah

31:36Cal:it's a classic they've had that for years they don't seem to be getting rid of it and everyone else has caught on to that shit now everyone's on it yeah but now we've gone past it again a little bit what do you mean like we're already it's physically whereas the mullet mullet's lasted for ages over there and it doesn't seem to be going away yeah it has but when you lot do it you still look different they still look the same yeah you can tell an Australian mile away can't you do you like Australian people I like them yes but I don't believe they're real people that's why remember I was saying I was going to meet my kids in Bali but I've been told that they're all in Bali yeah so now I'm having to just have to go Thailand with my kids apparently they're all there that's their IB for innit but Bali it's their close spot for a little they're just a bit like they're a bit like Americans like they over what's the word they're a lot I can't explain that the Australians I met doing too much

32:28Chip:yeah were they you said Australia don't exist in their accent they got a weird laugh yeah Yeah. I don't know, man. It sounds like English people if they had like a really sour sweet. Yeah. What?

32:39Cal:Sorry. Oh, you fuck. Oi. Not a bad shout. I like that. Not a bad shout. Are they in the World Cup Australia, by the way? What?

32:48Chip:Yeah. I don't think so. Australia are, yeah. Yeah. Fuck's sake. They've got spiders that whistle. They've all got mustaches and they're in the World Cup. Shit. Did you even see them qualify? No, I didn't. In fact, hold on. Is there an Australian that's faster than the Usain Bolt right now? Yeah. Gout, gout. He's Australian. Yeah. See what I'm saying? Yeah. This is crazy. He's a weird coach. What good Australian players are there anymore? Nestor, Eric Kunda. You lot remember Aaron Moy? Aaron Moy, bald head as well. Yeah, Huddersfield, though. You know, bald boy. Aaron Moy. He's in form on FIFA's class.

33:24Yeah, Australia. In fact, I might have a relative that pays for Australia. you know on Australian reddit already is that Newcastle as well they've learned him out I forget his name all these Michael Jackson sellies they're winding me up a little bit he did it first okay but these sort of celebrations fuck me off because you know he's had the glove in his sock you did this

33:48Chip:recently Newcastle did it the cameramen have it and they give it out when they may I can't get behind it's doing way too much they're terrible yeah

33:58Cal:oh really Really? Really? You don't put with them? Nah, don't get pop involved. That's an Australian pair right there? Yes, it's Sokaroo. This African guy. That's from Nigeria. I played some playing for Australia, yeah? What's his name? He's Australian through and through. He plays for Watford at the moment. Australia having a laugh, man. Is it not adding up for you? No. Sorry. Names not checking out. So you can see Skepta representing them.

34:28oh my god we might be doing a fellas australia tour are we

34:35Chip:yeah yeah yeah oh sure oh we are yeah yeah we're doing would you come out there with us what's the hours on the plane i don't know a long 20 yeah

34:45Cal:probably 24 hour total travel time we was gonna do it in november but gts it's coming out yeah but it would oh I could pull out 24 hours before.

34:56Chip:Nah, I'm going to need you to lock in. We're going to, we'll pay for your flights. You're not scared of planes. Why have you moved your family to Dubai then? You're scared of planes.

35:05Cal:So you're the one who goes there. So now you've got an excuse. I'm scared of planes. Sorry, you're in Dubai. I'm scared of planes. I can't stop. But you go there as well. Surely that's part of the dish. You go to Dubai. It's tough. Like it's a very hard. The big commitment. Yeah. It's a lot. I've got to take tablets after tablets. I'll hold your hand in shit though. It's turbulence. You know what I mean? For me, when it just does that, it's in the sea. If I'm in a bad mood, I like turbulence because I'm like, I hope this shit goes down. That's the worst way to die. You know what, players have never gone down because of turbulence though.

35:39Why do players go down? Because of birds. Apparently birds get caught up in a... That's what I'm saying, bro. That seems too easy. That seems too likely to happen though. It can't be.

35:47Cal:Yeah, I feel like, surely... Nah, they've got bird repelling systems all around the airports. Oh. But they still don't always work. Do planes fall, like, do they take a dive? If it nosedives, it can be saved, can't it? Nah, they can nosedive. I think the pilot usually tries to save it. So if it nosedives, you sound. If it falls the other way, you're dead.

36:10Chip:Nah, because they can potentially fly down. Usually it's when the engine stalls. The engine stalls. It's like a fucking rock. Can they see the engine? about to stall, basically? Can they see it before it happens?

36:23Cal:I'll probably get an engine light thing, like in the car. I don't know, man. I think there's something peaceful about a plane going down. No, no, there fucking isn't. You know what, Harry? What are you going to do? No, I'm calling out your shit take now. That is the worst way to die. There is nothing worse. Oh, is that the worst? Because let's say you're 35 ,000 feet, right? And just something goes fucking wrong with a plane. Yeah, something goes peak tong. Wind goes off, right? Everybody can see it from the fucking window. Little bit of a vibe kill, bro. It's going to take ages to get to the ground and you know you're dying.

36:53Cal:Yeah, because then they're going to go on the announcement thing. Everyone's screaming. No one's announcing shit, bro. They all know they're dead. Everyone's screaming.

36:59Chip:Top five worst ways to die right now.

37:04Cal:Okay, I've got it. Falling off a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean at 3 a.m. And you can just see it sailing off into the distance.

37:11Chip:Even if you can swim, you'll just die.

37:13Cal:That's solid. I constantly think of these. Yeah, plane crash is obviously in there. Shock. a shark biting half of my body and I bleed to death so you're in the fight with the shark the shark thing is long yeah because you probably survive a good deal and the shark's got no hands it's a cool way to die as well though like people are like how did he die shark attack you're like alright you know what fares bro that guy was living life yeah he's trying to discover the map rope attached to your ankle with a bag of bricks on the bottom and then you're dumped into a lake okay they can't all be water we've got two drowning ones let's just yeah but you know what's that film you know I'm scared of that I saw the kind of destination Curbstomp That's a horror way Speaking of final destination mate The sunbed death Oh yeah Fucking horror That put me off sunbeds The final boss death Put me off sunbeds Get stuck in a sunbed

38:02Chip:What would you say Is the worst way for you bro?

38:07I think the worst way for me Is I'm in the car On the motorway And I see a lorry There are big lorries They've got the oil in it and someone hits hits it while I'm overtaking that's epic that is epic

38:25Chip:I'd be more worried about you know the big lorries with the massive trees off the back and then like something comes undone and the tree goes straight through the windscreen

38:35Cal:that's also a little final destination number I reckon brass bull is pretty fucked yeah you get put in like a big brass bull and they put it on fire and you're just cooking this also that bamboo one where they make bamboo grow through your body crease and shit also the one where you have a bucket on and they put a rat in it what movie is that in?

38:57Chip:is it in a fashion film? or James Bond?

39:01Cal:I think it's in Tokyo Drift yeah I think it's in that by the way what about Blood Eagle what is Blood Eagle? google it it's from Vikings because I need to get the actual definition but I swear I saw it in Vikings and essentially they rip your rib cage out from the back and turn you into an eagle and like rub you up oh my god there is no bloody eagle that's a bloody eagle what the fuck are we doing what are we doing you said worst ways to die boys oh also eagle yes Stan let's rub that up like when they say the babies when they say the babies yeah the pigs in that I'm not one of that how can an eagle lift me right yeah or like I don't think it can could an eagle an eagle can't lift us surely specs they could I don't know Hasbulla probably I'm like bro I'm like I'm like me yeah what weight can they lift if they I feel like if an eagle can lift you you gotta start banging Jim

39:58Chip:yeah this might have that means you are

40:00Cal:your prey eagles four to nine kilograms bro shit could be in trouble but apart from that fuck yeah we're alright and then submission submission move that's why I don't watch UFC

40:14and I'm tapping and he's jaw locked oh he does he can't he's got jaw locks no I hear you that is actually pretty kind of peaceful though to an extent what a little arm bar and it just stands yeah bro John Jones nearly tapped me out it was kind of peaceful

40:31Chip:that's a fetish stop saying stuff's peaceful

40:34Cal:bro waking up in the coffin and I'm trying to oh that's a bad one there's a movie about that I thought it was for about it. The movie. The movie. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting buried alive. It's cooked. This is a really morbid convo. Yeah. You got to have these to appreciate the final things. Top five best ways to live. All right. I love that. Grateful, happy, good vibes with friends and family.

41:03Chip:What's one thing you're trying to complete then before you hit the stairs? Top five bucket lists. Yeah, yeah.

41:10Cal:So that good thing. I know you've got stuff

41:11Chip:that you want to complete. Leave Podolsky soon. Nah, you can't leave the missus. I've been in the relationship since I was 80.

41:18Cal:I think do it just so you can say you've done it as well. Huh? You need to do it so you can say you've done it. Yeah, man. I've clocked the game. Yeah. 23 years I've done with a woman. Yeah, I think you've done your stint. I've done my time. No one can tell me nothing. I won't divorce her. Fuck, bro. I just do my own. That's a long time. Do your own thing. That's how long I've been alive. Is it? Yeah No way That's fucked You know by your 25th When I come to your birthday party I'm going to be wearing a t-shirt saying Podolsky Gone And you know what that means Oh I know what it means Yeah it says on the t-shirt

41:54Chip:So that's one thing you need to do Before you Before you hit the stairs You got anything else I feel like you're a man I just opened up a coffee shop That's something I've always wanted to do

42:05Cal:You've just done it Or you want to do it Just now You just did it What's it called Specs Gonzalez coffee shop good name snap it I'm serious it's in Doncaster there's no fucking way you've called it that so I make a phone call now yeah

42:19Chip:Google this no I actually don't believe you I feel like you might not be like let's coffee shop but it's so long

42:26Cal:it's like wait where should we get coffee oh let's go why Doncaster as well bro there's no rules it's cheap it is kind of a GTA lobby there isn't it wait this is not real It's coming soon Oh my god It is coming It's on my website It is coming Oh it's been taken down bro It's on my website

42:44Chip:Wait your website kind of bangs bro Wait I've never seen you drink coffee Are you a coffee guy? Just started a month ago That looks like darkest

42:51Cal:Man Straight into it I don't know about you

42:55Chip:What sort of AI pick is that?

42:57Cal:It looks like darkest And I'm not saying that No I think it looks like darkest too Yeah It's happening It's actually I was meant You know what Fair play Why have you got your own website And it's set up like Netflix versus premium Sick website bro You're quite a marketable guy I guess Yeah I try and do things Properly but Okay I don't really I don't think I care This is Podolsky's idea Podolsky You know what Podolsky actually is alright And have you got the property For the coffee shop Like is it Do you want to see the picture I'm not going to reveal it yet But This is really good Podolsky knows what you're doing I'm going to get into coffee soon.

43:36I think it's good, bro.

43:38Chip:Where is Doncaster? I'm gunpoint. Near Leeds. There's shuffled, never from ice latte or whatever you drink. Just triple short senses and move. This would be a new good fix for you. This coffee caffeine hit more than an energy drink. For me. Yeah. It's caffeine. Just caffeine or from a coffee. I don't know. But when I have a coffee, that's it.

43:56Cal:I can't believe this is going to be a fucking, if this is AI, I'm going to.

44:01Chip:What's he doing in the front window?

44:03Cal:Is this a real shop. Yeah. That is so inviting. I'm going to be real. You know what? I wore a pass out and I think pistachio latte, soy milk. Matcha, blueberry.

44:16Chip:Matcha. Bring in matcha smoothies. White chocolate. How much did it cost to open up a shop? Don't cost her. Yeah.

44:27Lease? You pay the lease? Yeah. I think you should know. Yeah. It's around under 10 grand. For a year? Yeah That's sick And then Yeah you just paid the monthly It's a good rent Yeah it sounds like

44:42Chip:You got your shit together bro

44:43Cal:Yeah but it's just Satisfur Is someone doing it for you And you're just kind of like The face of the PR guy Nah I'm just If you I was going to say Check company's house but It's me and I've got a business partner as well Oh fair enough Yeah yeah yeah Nah that's good I've read that It's good to have a little Side venture We should do something Like open up our fucking own tire shop or something tire shop tire shop what fellas tires 100 % I could move that shit what we'll do is as well we'll just go and fucking nick all the tires off the local village cars and then they'll all need to buy new ones

45:13Chip:the local village cars shit we're in London if we just opened a pub called the fellas it would just fucking bang come and do a little this in Doncaster I'm telling you what's with Doncaster why have you chosen it would bang by the way it's a team I manage I'm full manager really like them got them into the championship they're selling back player called Jay McGar right his dad used to play as well I messaged him I said yo thanks for getting me into the championship he came on our podcast no way and then from there that's your business partner I think your window will get smashed in there though you think so?

45:48it's fucked

45:48Chip:wait is Doncaster a bit of a den? it's really fucked where are you from? Harrogate oh my god what? you're from that's where things from who? Michael Richards yeah yeah that's where he lives really nice down there Yeah, isn't it? North Yorkshire. My gym is having a coffee with Harrogate, but Harrogate's bougie, you know? It is. Yeah, he came from Manchester. He was born with a silver spoon. No, I actually wasn't though. No, you weren't. No, we fluked it. Paycheck to paycheck, bro. No, you didn't. We genuinely did. We actually did. We fluked that gaff. Nah, bro. We've seen the gaff. It's a pretty good spot.

46:20Chip:You bought the dip. Bro, you've not seen my gaff. Do you know Doncastle is part of Scotland, right? Is it? Yeah. How does that work? Yeah, that's what I've researched. I don't know Something to do with like World War I or something I don't know Always is innit Doncaster's lovely man

46:35Cal:I've never been ABC and it's not lovely You got so many fans On a soccer Saturday It's where we ended up in Doncaster No we went War Bradford That was where the Grumpy Minion Arthur T.E. thing was Yeah not Bradford Not Bradford or Nah we went Bradford Oh you know about We went Bradford What is there Bradford? Rotherham Early Always in Bradford I'm always in Is it South Yorkshire? Bradford's west that's what I'm trying to accomplish I've been in London for too long I need to see what's going on in Derby, York Yorkshire is a move Stockport yeah you gotta start touring these places I want to put things in different places

47:10Chip:so alright we've done the coffee what would you put in York? what would you put in Derby? York's a nice little spot for a little something yeah I went to the races there it was good I'm thinking about like my next thing is like a laundry a little laundromat what would it offer that normal lingerie. What's the unique selling point of Specs Gone's Alephon? That Cal Friese or one of you guys are going to work in there for two hours one day. That's it. Well, just one day a little pop-up. Yeah. No, 95 LARP. Yeah. Yeah. I said to Ginger, I said Ginger, I've got a coffee shop. He's like, what, no way.

47:44I'll come and see it. I said, listen, Donkastor. I said, I ain't coming the way down there. Shit, it's already open though. I suppose it's not that far from Manchester, Donkastor. Hour and a half? Yeah.

47:53Chip:Have you been in any of the Bob Boys content. Yeah. We did the World Cup, right? Oh, yeah. The pen video that you were in as well. Oh, yeah. Shit. Piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad. Come on. I saw you went to the Bob Boys birthday party as well. Yeah, but that was... That was... That was... What was that like? By accident, though.

48:12Cal:Wait, there was a birthday party? Yeah. So Bob Boys, I would never go to Bob Boys' party from London. But I was in Manchester doing comic relief. And Ginger was there as well. And he's like, look, when you finish, come ours, we're doing this party. I was like, yeah, let's go. And then when I got there, that's when I saw Tyreek outside, dressed up and that, and he was like, there's no girls. I was like, what, you thought it was that kind of party? And they went home. How long were you there for? I did around an hour. I was tired. I was dancing on live TV, so I was knackered, but I was tired. And I felt like they were in a vibe where they were like, hey, you know when you, you know when you join the boys?

48:50Yeah. Like an hour, like late or two, I was like, They've been there for time And they're on it Yeah you don't feel like They're your boys anymore I couldn't keep up I was like yeah I'm out Was there a stream sorry Or a video It was stream Yeah yeah They did stream it yeah A lot of white music It was good man They hear no hip hop or nothing No

49:07Chip:What was the tune That was going on What is that Oh you're swimming away What was that Is that Oasis Is that Oasis Yeah it's Oasis Yeah There was that song There was Don't look back in anger

49:24Cal:Nah you're fucking taking a piss Because that was actually good What the fuck is this What's going on Feels like we're missing the fight Fuck I'm hungry

49:41My mum knows a guy who sings that That's a good song So it wasn't really your vibe That you had to dip out No it was But I just I was tired What kind of music Were you looking for? The same music I expected it If I went in there They paid 50 cent I couldn't racist Yeah yeah yeah It's only Scarce Marley's in Don't play that song Just for Scarce Marley

50:03Chip:Yeah yeah yeah Of course You know what I mean Are you tapped into The streamer world? Nah but bro You know about Jimskin? I know about Jimskin I met him the other day What was he like? I'm fuming with the way he looks I've never seen a white man Look like that before What do you mean? What do you mean? It's like Someone put You know It's a statue You know them plates You know we all got round plates But there's square plates as well Yeah Someone's just calling that Whom Yeah And puts it right in And then put his face Over the plate What are your shoes? Sorry man Stan, Google Easter Island head I've never seen Quagmire That is Glenn Quagmire

50:39Cal:No, no, look It's one of these Oh, that's a good shout I do love him though He has a statue like that I don't want to Slander in him But that's a good shout That you found in a shop And it's in his fish tank now It's a swung Just like him Square face Yeah at all did you like it's class I think his content is amazing I like watching him because it's like it's just it's not forced it's just him being him I mean great guy but the way he looks was I found that's mental that's what I'm saying like technology is changing man what do you mean by that that's a real pick might be one of us looked like that before now you guys are just making each other he's got a rare build though you guys are making each other man what do you mean like there's people that look like they've been handmade now oh do you know i mean it was never like that back in the day can you do that you can right where you can like kind of design a baby yeah like custom character skyrim shit i think so he was made because i've never seen him before he just came out of nowhere he was made i've actually seen him around for years you know

51:42Chip:he's been lurking in the corners you met him recently yeah how was your interaction uh it It was like a brand pop-up thing. So we were just like whipping up milkshakes for a couple hours on stream. Did he know you? I think he knew... I don't think he knew what I did, but he knew like of me. I don't know. It's hard to be.

52:00Cal:That's so strange though that he wouldn't know you, but I guess he's not... Is he not dialed in on TikTok? He's not tapped in like that, is he? No, he's not. You always imagine he would be because you see so much of him on the platforms, but he might not be consuming any of the stuff. Yeah, exactly. We quickly got on each of his vibe and we're going to do a stream soon. You know what I like about him? Yeah, I'm down. When you meet him He doesn't know no one Yeah That's what I mean He doesn't know no one What do you do mate? He doesn't know no one Yeah Which I don't mind at all But when it's on stream It's so hard to like Because you don't want to be like Oh actually I do Actually I'm a big deal It's more like Don't think I'd have that issue man He shuts everyone down man Yeah What do you do?

52:35He has content I haven't seen you before Love What's your intro? Keep at it bro I can't wait to I can't wait to meet him

52:40Cal:What's your name? Burn shit Yeah man He's the best I think at the moment but streaming for me right now I don't know maybe it's because I'm old but I've got a streaming set in my house Do you stream on Twitch or a kicker? It is a lot on Twitch Yeah What do you stream though when you stream? Games Just games or is one of your shows? I'll do sit and chat and react to things Just chatting Me and PK and Tariq were doing it You should do a hot tub stream with PK and Tariq Hot tub? Yeah See like maybe I'll be more interested in that with a cameraman moving around What's that called? IRL? Yeah IRL I like that You'd be good at that actually In my house I get distracted well it's like you just realise oh if I just click stop I think that's a good thing let's go chill in bed that's the thing bro my bed is just there yeah look they're still going you know

53:23Chip:they're so unemployed bro I'm gonna get out there in a minute Arsenal's still going bro even that girl that's why yeah it's actually crazy you see Ian Wright partying he's always partying he had a good at me you know why because I was in the I changed to Burnley and stuff he wasn't happy oh really yeah I suppose the last minute switch up it's not great He can't police

53:45Cal:What's he done for me You know what I mean I don't understand I decided to change teams I supported him When he was playing Now I want to just You know Support Chris Wood What's wrong with that I rate it I'm with you What do you think About Neymar getting the call up I didn't care But I was fuming That's because I saw Josh Is it Josh Simon Yeah Retweet the video On Neymar's page Okay The guy's got 10 million He's already big. Why are you? You want to give me one meal? Yeah. I hate when I see my friends do that. Why are you reposting? What are you going to do? Even just a like. You know when people like Ronaldo's picking you're just like, what's the point though?

54:35No, a like is fine. I feel like.

54:36Cal:When you guys repost me, I feel it. Yeah, yeah. You guys are bigger than me. But when I see my little cousin Who's got 500 followers I'm like brother No Because I didn't see you 500 Let the guys with the minis do it please Yeah Go look at how many people Have we posted a Neymar's picture Or a video Yeah I feel like Neymar Colt's gotta just be for like marketing

55:02Chip:It is bro Like he's the He's Brazil's superstar Without Neymar They don't have a superstar Yeah I mean watch his YouTube channel Good PR when he comes on as well YouTube channel, yeah. I've been watching it, yeah. What do you think? It's terrible.

55:14Cal:It's bad. It's terrible, bro. Why? I just watch him get on the coach, get off the coach, pray in the changing room, get on the pitch, warm up, play. But we're watching his family in the box. Finish, kiss his family, go back home, talk, done. 10 million views. That's natural vlog, though. 10 million views. I think that's probably what people want to see, though.

55:40Chip:Yeah. What would you prefer to see From Neymar Doing the shit We got that bro Doing the shit Just a bit more Guess the footballer Maybe guess the footballer Just doing different things I don't want to Like I know footballers lives I know they're dry But just give me something Especially for me Neymar What about the OGs That are watching you Like me Give me something That's a good point

56:05Cal:Footballers generally are quite like Just fucking We can't really do much I don't care about Neymar's dad reaction to him hitting the ball and it goes wide yeah do you remember Memphis Depay making music videos see I like that I like that yeah he used to like proper goal for it it will be as well I like it will be it will be yeah yeah a bit more interesting Quincy Promers as well before he got done for shotting what happened with the rapper that was masked oh yeah do you know who the Premier League masked rapper is what the beta score game nah oh yeah do you know who that is yeah that was again I think both of those players were like league one players though it wasn't one big it wasn't Prem what the rapper

56:44Chip:no no no this is the beta squad masked player in the A &P game that was a league one player or league two player really

56:51Cal:I swear the rapper was a Prem player are you talking about Donnie are you talking about Donnie who's that this mask oh is this it this guy yeah the masked rapper claimed to be Premier League football is D-Day is that the name of the football player or the rapper no it's the rapper okay so what who do people People think he is. I want to know who they think he is. It could just be his whole marketing scheme. Never heard of D-Day. Never heard of D-Day in my life. Yeah, Clickstromo. Eddie Nketiah. Do they think he's Nketiah? No, he doesn't do music. Are you sure? I saw this one was quite big. Oh, I remember him.

57:24Pay for Liverpool and Rangers. Yeah.

57:25Cal:So what? It's not actually been fully debunked. It's not a bad marketing strategy just saying you're a brand baller. Yeah, even if you're not. It just isn't at all, yeah. Oh, maybe.

57:34Chip:I filmed with Willby recently and we were talking about his music and I said who is the masked person and he said he wouldn't tell me it's legit

57:43Cal:what if he just played in the Prem at some point

57:46Chip:no no no he plays in the Prem right now are any of these guys good maybe it's Quincy Pumis, Waston Jemphar are they good language oh yeah he I don't think any of them are good you know none of them are making out of the hood with music What was the line that Willby said? It's the third time we're linking Second time I've seen her Well if you've If you've linked her The third time You've seen her three times

58:22Cal:No no You're not thinking about it What do you mean? You're not deep in it bro You're listening to me You're not listening What does that mean? Third time we're linking Second time I've seen her if it's the first time you've seen her free time oh I get it now yeah no I don't actually think there is a way out

58:40Chip:you know what it is I just you listen to the new Drake Iceman album yeah just one song I like which one Burning Bridges I don't even know that one yo I listened to the whole album

58:51Cal:in the car and I didn't I didn't really like it do I need to just do another playthrough are you more of a Kendrick guy you're not really that sort of guy though nah I used to love his music though honestly you gotta wait for the right TikTok edit so that'll make you like you think rap's gone Why do you think rap's gone? No one's punching no more People just passing Sideways No one's really There's no oomph No one's breaking ground Who do I like that's got punch Like That Ludacris back in the day Say some funny shit Or Eminem I was listening to fucking Superwoman I've never really fucked with Eminem that much

59:32Chip:but you are too young you're too young nah you're up the wrong nah you're too young for it I just found it mad corny the whole nah nah nah nah it's just it's it doesn't do anything for me bro good impression bro it's tough

59:47Cal:it's tough music's tough right now

59:48Chip:you got a favourite artist at the moment no I've I discovered

59:54Cal:what about Hoodie Allen who Hoodie Allen bro what a throwback Just throwing white rappers Into the mix Right now I'm with I'm doing R &B right now R &B? I'm doing like Jaquice and that Ooh what R. Kelly type shit R. Kelly's a go by the way Listen Don't talk to me about R. Kelly I don't want to I love him He is a go He's better than Michael Jackson For me Can't stand Michael Jackson Overrated artist I'm not going to Super Mario Is the best movie Out here right now Super Mario? Yeah R. Kelly's not in that Who? What? Why are you Why have you gone on Super Mario? Because everyone keeps saying to me, Specs, come watch the MJ film.

1:00:34Oh. But the same people that are asking me to do that, I ask them to come watch the Super Mario film.

1:00:37Cal:Yeah. Yeah, I hear that though. Super Mario Galaxy. Fuck off. Class. Have you seen it? Nah, but I've done it.

1:00:41Chip:Watch it. Yeah, it's good. Class. Is it on Netflix or anything? No, I love Mario. It's on the cinema. I'm not going to see it. It's on the cinema. It's on Netflix, it's on the cinema.

1:00:49Cal:Yeah. IMAX as well. This is an IMAX kind of experience, guys. Have you seen it? No, I'm going to go watch it though Avatar? Yeah, of course Sick film, isn't it? Yeah

1:01:00Chip:What's your favourite of all time? Top movie Equaliser

1:01:06Cal:Why did you look at that like he's mad? I was worried Because people laugh at me Equaliser is my favourite film No, it's a good film Robocop Robocop I fought with Robocop What the fuck? No, no, no Why are you laughing? That's pretty solid poll night Honestly, I was so young when I saw it Is that James Woods? That's a good shout, by the way Is that who that is? Robocop.

1:01:26Chip:James Wood? I believed that film. I believed it. I liked iRobot when it came out.

1:01:31Cal:iRobot's a banger. That's not, yeah, that's good.

1:01:33Chip:Will Smith movie.

1:01:34Cal:Will Smith, yeah.

1:01:34Chip:I remember that with Will Smith. I don't watch.

1:01:36Cal:What? Why not? Is it Hancock? Hancock, yeah, where he's a drunk superhero. That is a dead film. Do you remember the Audi in iRobot? I always used to look at it like, no, this is going to be what we're driving in the future, mum. I was wrong. I don't remember that. You don't remember the Audi? I swear in iRobot,

1:01:53Chip:they were talking they kept saying like oh yeah 2020 as if like they're gonna have this but we're not far off them robots that was just an R8 with some weird rims

1:02:03Cal:yeah it was yeah why have I not seen this film bro this is a burger you would like this as well you would like this can I see the thumbnail of the film I only know from those there there top left top left hi robot serious like serious like serious film I think I stormed out yeah good memes cause the scene

1:02:23Chip:do you storm out of films if you're not messing with them you know what I hated how they look

1:02:27Cal:is there a case to put this like I want to put this in like top 20 movies ever man 20's insane no because when I think about films I genuinely enjoyed so much loved it this is up there you could go 50 definitely in the top 50 some films I want to sue oh yeah great waste of my time Irishman oh that's a long film long guy still three hours Robert De Niro yeah I don't even know what the film's about I didn't even click on that By the way, I've watched that full movie not even that long ago and I don't know what happened. It's just one of them ones. Yeah, bro. You lose interest. In and out, in and out.

1:02:59It's boring. That Titanic, for example, I will, from start to finish, I was involved. So good. What, Titanic? Yeah. If you're going to do a three-hour film, every minute, you need to grab my attention. Yeah. I just watched No Country for Old Men for the first time. Yeah, great movie.

1:03:16Cal:How was Obsession? Yeah, it's good. It's really good. Like, it actually gets a bit horror movie it's better than weapons for me put it that way I found I found I sacked off by the way it's more than a horror it's more than a horror it's not really horror movies only work and are only scary when you're watching the cinema because of the of the base of the sound and the environment I've been watching it by yourself at home when you're watching it by yourself at home with no base and stuff with the light on or daylight yeah but turn the light off it don't work the thing is you can scroll as well you can pause it and scroll you can't do it there's no escape in the cinema yeah you know that part where they're just walking walking boom yeah that's the part that scares me in the film it's not the actual film it's just the instruments and shit yeah I watched a horror film in my gaff the other day by myself what was it called?

1:04:00it was called The Visit and I was just filming it through Snapchat for my story just like watching it through Snap because I was getting scared so I just watched it through that screen and it was kind of work because I felt like people were watching with me yeah yeah

1:04:11Chip:you had another degree of separation what's the scariest film what's the film that's made you sleep with a light on?

1:04:17Cal:ooh Insidious Jeepers Creepers when I was a kid good movie Sinister's fucked Sinister's such a good film yeah what about that film back in the day where there was and there was a yellow school bus Jeepers Creepers that's Jeepers Creepers that's Jeepers Creepers 2 oh in it Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger is that Nightmare on Elm Street when is it Nightmare on Elm Street might have a yellow bus in it Jason's in it that's Friday the 13th Nightmare on Elm Street is Freddy Krueger yeah that is yeah Freddy Krueger yo that was like fucking MCU back in the day when they did Freddy vs. Jason yeah it was like Batman v Superman that's fucking nuts wasn't it I've never seen any of them they're a bit before my time I used to love Freddy vs.

1:04:57Cal:Jason shit like this I used to have a little bit of a weird obsession with the characters and I would go on to the Wikipedia and learn all about them like the lore yeah Jason's got a bit of lore though like with his mum and shit doesn't he I don't know I'm really into Predator as well like I've got a lot of Predator like statues in my house okay collectibles yeah a lot of collectibles there were no signs Freddy vs. Jason That's some swarms KSI shit Perfect names as well man The Thumbnails are class bro Jason's mask is so sick though See I don't look at the name of the film I just look at Thumbnails That's a fair point Jason Statham When I see him in a Thumbnail Ripped Blood Fuck off mate The white man's angry I mean what's going on AB's dad loves him Beekeeper Is it?

1:05:47Cal:Beekeeper I swear he's like that Beekeeper movie Yeah yeah Beekeeper's unreal And your dad I swear you told me that your dad fucks that movie Heavy or something Never heard of Beekeeper in my life I don't for my dad has Beekeeper Beekeeper

1:05:58Chip:It's a good movie Nah Is that not you? A Beekeeper Might have been Batch

1:06:03Cal:Yeah that's not me Cause somebody was like Oh dad loves that And I was like Oh yeah

1:06:08Chip:Who's your favourite actor? There's a bullshit man Other than Dentel Have you watched Remember the Titans? Nah I just watched sequel as a 1, 2, 3 all the time Did you say my favourite white actor? No I just said other than Denzel Oh

1:06:30Sorry there's someone that's above Denzel Yeah? Wait swaps Alright Who goes that with Pamela Anderson right now? Pamela Anderson right now? She really Current Pamela Anderson It's most of the same shot of him Current is Liam Neeson. Liam who? Liam who? Neeson. What's his name? Oh, he's with her. He's going out with her. Okay. Nah, this guy. Yeah. Bro, this guy plays the same character.

1:06:55Chip:That's what I like about him. Yeah. That's what I like about him, man. I tell you what I watched the other day, non-stop, that one on the plane. Oh, the plane one. That's a fucking hero.

1:07:01Cal:Oh, you know when you first watched Taken as like, you're like a teenager, you genuinely think it's like the best film in the world because you think it's so smart. Yeah. And then you watch it back as an adult and you're like, damn, I was really impressed by anything.

1:07:12Chip:You know what actually movie that made me really scared was that one. I don't think it's a very good movie. Is it with Jodie thinking she brings her kid on the plane and then her kid goes missing on the plane? Yeah, it is. What's the name of that movie? Now that. Was it a blonde baby? Yeah. I think so.

1:07:32Cal:Is it Red Eye or something? Jodie Foster. Jodie Foster playing. I know it. Do a blonde baby. I don't think it is this. Red Eye Jodie. what are we doing here flight plan flight plan seeing this oh Fred I is a movie though yeah good film see look at the film though yeah I'm not clicking on that see what I'm saying that's a 10 out of 10 on YouTube guaranteed no hype you ever watched Donnie Darko yeah

1:07:59Chip:Truffle Pig loves it's our favourite movie of all time

1:08:02Cal:good movie you ever watched Dead Day After Tomorrow yeah I've seen that a class fucking great movie no it's the world's ending like Global Warming Yeah yeah I've seen that Jake Gyllenhaal I can't believe that shit Fuck he was Global Warming You know that I've always like One of my fears is like One day we Have like rain You did believe it It's fire It's like fire Pissing down on us You know I feel like The best time to die Would be the end of the world though Because you're not missing shit Oh yeah Yeah That's a good one Definitely It'd kind of be a bit of a motive I feel like Vibes would be pretty high Yeah We're all going up Yeah Let's go

1:08:38Chip:You're right You're not jealous of anyone and you get to stay. Yeah, like if I'm bleeding out now, I'm like, boys, you guys get to play GTA 6? Yeah. We're all bleeding out. We're bleeding out together.

1:08:49Cal:I want to actually, you know what? Now that you've mentioned that, I think the worst death ever could be dying on November 19th. Because you're just dying on the day. You've died on the day. You've waited this long. You've got to the morning. You're all night. Even worse, you're dying on the way to pick up GTA 6. Yeah. Fucking hell. like pick it up bro

1:09:11Chip:it's 2026 we just download it now

1:09:13Cal:I like to have the physical copy though why when is it when is it out certain games I like to have the physical copy but why because then I've got it physically I like it alright Star Wars games scratch Star Wars Halo GTA Red Dead got the physical ones consoles I'm gonna have a fucking disc yeah most of them don't I don't know why they would what console do you use they do we will have disc trays people like to use blu-ray what what console do you use Xbox I have a PS5 as well But I prefer Xbox UI and stuff I've got Xbox I've got Xbox and PS5 I always bring out the Nintendo 64 Yeah I fuck with that I'm old school man Is Alex the Kid on N64?

1:09:59Cal:No that was Sega wasn't it? Two hunks

1:10:06What's Sega? Let's put, you know what the fuck Sega is bro? Oh like Segways? Like Sonic and shit.

1:10:14Cal:Don't be moving like that. Yeah, I do know what that is. You don't know what it is. I know the logo. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? Do you know about Dreamcast, AB? Do you know what Dreamcast is?

1:10:22Chip:Dreamcast was legendary.

1:10:24Cal:Dreamcast is. No, it had the controller. This. Oh my God. This was a crazy, crazy console. I had the console. No one had in this country. Just call me burnt chip.

1:10:423DO What? Have you ever heard of a console? 3DO Type in 3DO console Whoa What's this?

1:10:49Cal:Is this one of them ones That you get from the market? I don't know My uncle got it for me But I was the only one In my primary school That had virtual My thing was virtual You know like the graphics and that Yeah What does that mean? It's all virtual Nah Because when I was in year four We were using So just after World War II SNES SNES weren't virtual Super Nintendo

1:11:12Chip:When you say virtual

1:11:13Cal:What do you mean

1:11:14Chip:Virtual Not virtual Online 3D Oh Your shit was 3D 3D game Oh yeah It's called 3DO isn't it You're not playing like 2D games Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

1:11:27Chip:So this must have been big then You must have been that guy

1:11:30Cal:Oh you know what It was a pioneering system Built specifically to push real time 3D polygons I was like that I was actually trying to push the... Everyone in my primary school was creaming me because I had this. Was it expensive? I don't know. My uncle just gave it to me. My uncle just like, here. And I was like, wow. And I just started playing it. And everyone comes to my house like, wow, this is sick. Getting creamed as well. But no one... When I talk about it now... When I talk about it now, no one knows that. Everyone's like, what's a 3DO? So I feel like I was the only person in this country that had it.

1:11:55Chip:I've never heard of it before. You've been in a game all your life.

1:11:59Cal:Is it? It seems like a flex. You want to know someone that was good. there was a flex that I had when I was younger you know how you go to the cinema you know I was playing Time Crisis House of the Dead I had House of the Dead at home with the gun people would be like can I come round there

1:12:10Chip:oh so they come to shoot the gun

1:12:10Cal:so you never get to complete the game because at the arcade it's so hard right you just got to put bare money in but I've completed the game because I'm at home and it was brilliant and the gun worked so well it was so good that's like me because Uncle Penguin I had like loads of Puffles at home Puffles

1:12:24Chip:did you ever play at Haribo Hotel nah she got freaky on there I never played I never fucked with it I was at my mate's house and he was doing freaky shit. I think it was a bit of a... By the way, I've never played it. I just know it was a big game. Did anyone's mum play computer as well? Because I've never heard someone's mum... There's no one that said my mum played computer as well. and this doesn't go for all girls, but like, they really do miss out on like the gaming part of childhood. Yeah. Like they'll never really understand getting home, hopping on with the boys.

1:12:52Cal:Your mum never played with you once? Nah. I think she played Sims on her first. Sims is a classic for the girls. They love it. Or the City one on the DS if you remember it.

1:13:02Chip:My sister used to play Sims. Roller Costa Tycoon as well.

1:13:06Cal:Roller Costa Tycoon. What a game, man. I actually just re-downloaded that on my phone and been playing it on the planes. And by the way, if you're someone that plays FIFA on a PC with a keyboard, you're a weirdo. That's how I started. I currently have FIFA on a PC but I plug in controller. Yeah.

1:13:21Chip:I used the very first one which is like FIFA 2000 or 1999 whatever it was. I would play but the controller that we plugged in was more like an N64 controller and it was weird like playing on PC but I don't even think you can play with fucking keyboard

1:13:36Cal:it wouldn't it doesn't work all them dons that play racing games today WASD oh my god oh that's terrible people do do it though alright got no choice I'll be the laptop trackpad it's like a little lampard switch you're just laughing people do do it no but fucking seriously

1:13:57Chip:bro oh yeah Have you lot seen Southampton got kicked out? Yeah. Mental war. I cannot believe this bro. They talk about the fight. Southampton got kicked out of the playoff finals. Did you not see this yesterday? It was literally everywhere.

1:14:12Cal:I wasn't online yesterday. I was at a pop quiz. This is one of the most insane things

1:14:16Chip:that happened in football in... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you know what I think is though? Bielsa did this, right? Yeah. And the rules changed. What made Southampton think they can do that and get away with it? I swear I don't want to say what you put some in the bushes My favourite thing is the picture of the guy filming He genuinely just next to a tree like this Full Facebook dad Just full on

1:14:39Cal:So what's happened? Who's replaced them?

1:14:41Chip:Just next in the Middlesbrough

1:14:43Cal:Fuck that's actually mental

1:14:46Chip:Yeah I'm at that game Fans must be fucking fuming by me Mate could you imagine me in Middlesbrough getting that news Oh my god You gotta win now you gotta win Gotta win I wanted Millwall to flip and win as well Middlesbrough's in New Yorkshire as well Is it? I don't know No it's near Newcastle I'm thinking of Middleton

1:15:10Cal:Nice to chat it Yeah what a final man The manager apparently he didn't know That it was He didn't know that it wasn't allowed to go And spy on teams Because he's from a European Yeah but anyone else in the club

1:15:25Chip:would just go mate you can't do that

1:15:28Cal:I think that's pretty fair game you know it's like fuck it the players are fuming like the fans are fuming because obviously the players thought they were winning fair square they didn't know that they were sending I think if everybody starts doing that though it adds another layer to the game but it doesn't make sense remember yeah if you're let's say you manage Southampton and I manage Millwall I can send scouts to watch you play like say you're playing against Plymouth right scouts come and watch you and then come and report to me about how you were playing. I guess it was close to training.

1:15:57Cal:But this is a training. So maybe it's because it's training. Yeah. Training is not because they're preparing specifically for you. Yes.

1:16:05Chip:That's what it is. Oh, but imagine that. You see the different things they're training to do. The set pieces, whatever else they were training for. By the way. It can't be that much of an advantage. They should put this in FIFA. Really? Yeah. The players that are available also. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a big advantage. When you say that, the four games, so they also spied on Oxford, Ipswich, and... Oh, God. Oh, there was another team. I can't remember but all three games they didn't win so they didn't win a single one I don't think it translates can I say

1:16:32Cal:can I say this is a pure winning mentality by the way doing absolutely anything to get a leg up fucking go for it I think if you're gonna

1:16:39Chip:if you're gonna go for it you gotta do a better job than sending a geezer like this to stand by anything like that the thought was there

1:16:46Cal:execution was poor yeah they need a fucking ghillie suit at least paint yourself like in the colour of a tree actually actually you know what potentially don't do that actually yeah maybe just the leaves yeah I'll probably send a drone but the drone would be like PSG or something what? like PSG oh yeah PSG brand oh my god yeah nah they should have sent a guy dressed in like or the clubber Middlesbrough why PSG cause a proper fuss we're not playing PSG so they actually did that so they went to play when they were playing I think it was Portsmouth actually and Portsmouth were training at Eastleigh's ground and they went in Eastleigh clothing so they went dressed up as like Eastleigh fans to watch and train so yeah well they got themselves kids out of players so have you ever done that like dressed up and tried to be like part of something else yeah I do it at Halloween have you done it what no what do you mean West Ham Arsenal oh another team behind enemy lines oh I don't know have you done it yeah I did West Ham Arsenal I was sitting with the West Ham fans but I had a West Ham hat on Grandad hat No glasses Geezer hat I mean Stony jacket You're quite like

1:17:58Chip:I feel like people Be able to be like That's specs I don't think Yeah but then you can Play the race card

1:18:04Cal:If they just say that But the thing is When people see me doing that They With Arsenal People don't really Associate with Arsenal anymore So I can kind of Get away with it I still do it Because it's West Ham The wrong West Ham fan Yeah Messing around Yeah They did in that game though

1:18:18Chip:They threw someone down Yeah they started Smacking people up

1:18:22Cal:Wait, really? Would you get there? We're beating someone up.

1:18:24Chip:Yeah, yeah. Chocked him down the stairs. Oh, is that not like a bit mean? Nah, they do it for everyone. Bro, what are you doing in the away end? It's fine. Yeah, it's getting chopped down the stairs. It's fine. Because it's on your way out anyway.

1:18:35Cal:Yeah. Yeah, I guess it's valid. Get out. Yeah. It's like a cartoon.

1:18:41Chip:Fuck it. All right. We're going to do something here called Love Them or Leave Them, all right? So people send in the sort of dilemmas that they've got and we got to tell them whether they should still love the person or they should leave them. Yeah, and I know you're good when it comes to relationships. Of course, man. 23 years, man. No one's done longer. So we do a bunch of this stuff over on Fellas Loaded. So we're going to do a couple on the pod here and the rest will be over on Fellas Loaded. Let's lock in. Right, first one. Space, you want to read this out? Yeah. Hi, boys. I've been going back and forth with this girl for a few months now.

1:19:13And recently, things were actually going really well. We were going on dates and having a good time. Then I caught her in bed with another guy and she immediately said, it was her gay best friend. I tried to bust it off, but last night at a party, she kept disappearing. Turns out she was going off to see her ex. And one of her close friends even messaged me saying she went home with him. After all that, she texted me asking when I was hanging out with my mates most of the night instead of her. Am I in a wrong? Or is it just a headache I should walk away from? So that's the old message.

1:19:46Chip:We've already got this message. And then since then, we have an update. Alright Which is the next slide I already think how long that paragraph was He deserves

1:19:56Cal:Her response This is the girl replying Go on then Go on Surely not Hey fellas I'm that girl And none of that is true I was not caught in bed with a boy I sent a snap of me With my gay friend of seven years Who he knows as well We went to school together And he was over to play Mario Kart and drinks Now on to the ex Yes we were at the party together but I was not off with him the whole night nor was we doing anything. This party was a night of me having my dog put down Oh, fucking hell. Damn, okay. My ex had been over to see that we could say goodbye. Obviously, I was distraught about this and drinking so I'd spoken to my recent ex about it as we are friends and I didn't want anything regarding me going home with him.

1:20:45That's not true. I've got to live home from a friend.

1:20:49Chip:We got an update.

1:20:51Cal:What do you reckon to her story? Bro. I'm not sure. Yeah, no way.

1:20:55Chip:Wait, if your dog dies and you decide the person you need to chat to is your recent ex. Yeah, just come on. Wrap it.

1:21:02Cal:But what if they had the dog together? Is that a possible thing? Because then you would, right? That's definitely a family dog. Then you would, right? Yeah, but if it's a family dog, you wouldn't, right? I don't know. I think even her throwing the dog getting put down in there is a weird one. Yeah, it's a weird one. Also, my dog got put down that day. All right. You know that in between is saying not really relevant is it? Yeah exactly What are you coming to say goodbye for? This is the problem mate There's too much stories here There's too much talking First of all It's what I'm saying It's too much The gay best friend cool Like Podolsky If she's got a gay best friend I don't mind him being in the house and stuff I don't mind him coming to play Mario Kart But He doesn't have to come and play Mario Kart Go and play Mario Kart with your other friends Why do you have to come and play Podolsky?

1:21:47Why now? Why? That's a good point. This whole thing of, because it's a game, he can do what he wants. You can play Mario Kart. There's one player on Mario Kart, you know?

1:21:58Cal:There's one player on Mario Kart, isn't it? That's true. Yeah, no, no, there is. There is. Forget that. Can you not do split screen? You can, but you can play one player. You don't need to play. Or you can play online. That's just a random motive to throw out there anyway. Who's doing that these days? God got put down Mario Kart. And for that reason, I'm out. And you're saying your ex-day dropped you home. Okay, but a friend dropped you home. So wait Is that them still celebrating by the way?

1:22:21Chip:Yeah I think they might be scrapping actually now I don't know Let them kill themselves Yeah so You see the friends dropped you home But where Where's the guy in all this? Where's the boyfriend? Good point The boyfriend? Yeah why isn't he dressing you? All night being like Oh I'll walk you home No reason for any of that Whole second half to happen In 23 years If me and Pelosi go to the party no one can drop her home there was one time you know Podolsky this was earlier in our relationship she had a cousin black skinned guy he had green eyes I didn't know he was her cousin every time I met him he's got green eyes he's looking

1:23:02Cal:looking nice yeah I need to work I need to watch out for this guy I need to check my mirrors one night she went out I was at home and he's rang the bell and Podolsky is on his shoulders so she's off the ground off the ground you don't like it off the ground up the stairs the lift ain't working why are you like select a character bro I'm my front door and I'm watching because you know our block at that time it had them windows where you can see the stairs yeah so I can see them coming up every stair I'm mad my missus on the next man's shoulders yeah that's rough and he's stronger than me green eyes what it's a one on one on the landing He's come He said Yo Bend down He tried to pass For those Come to my shoulders Oh my god Like a back bling I've never been a gym guy Yeah She's got one nose She's got care size nose You can't pick them Kind of people up Anyway Take your eye out Put her down on the ground She's walked in Straight to the bed Which means She could have walked Up the stairs Mad So it means You went on one Down the landing But I'm keeping my glasses on which means you can't hit me in the face yeah yeah he's like no I'm a cousin no no no I made a big scene the next day I found out it was actually a cousin yeah so he just calls the scene 23 years later that cousin still doesn't chat to me because of that day that day happened in 2006 wait he's still not chatting to you why is he holding a bad grudge because when was the last time you was on your cousin's shoulders that's a fuck when was the last time you was on your cousin's shoulders that's a good point when was the last time you was on your cousin's shoulders it's really good point.

1:24:45Cal:Wait, so he was trying to actually move to Podolsky. They got history.

1:24:52Chip:So what should they do? Fuck. What should they do? They need to suck it off. Yeah. They got history. You've been dumb?

1:25:00Cal:Yeah, nah, they've actually, fuck. She'd been getting work by her cousin. Whoa.

1:25:06Chip:All right, so we're saying, it's basically what you're saying, leave. He's gotta leave him. Yeah, man, he's gotta leave him. I think on the way home, she should have gone to him so they can walk me home and they could have spoke about their problems. Going home with an ex-man and all these excuses with the gay guy and the ex saying goodbye to the dog. Yeah. Well, if that was me out, if I was the guy, I'd kick the dog on my way out. An email on the grave. I moved into my boyfriend's family home about six months ago and things have slowly started to feel uncomfortable with his mum. At first, I thought she was just welcoming but it's become quite overbearing.

1:25:40Chip:She's always around. It's my dream to do someone's mum. yeah he's always skip this part as well she's always around constantly checking in on him and it feels like we never get any real proper alone time together even when we're in his room she'll come in unannounced or find reasons to interrupt i've started feeling like i'm competing for his attention in his own home it's got to the point where i'm wondering if this is just a close mother-son relationship or something that's crossing the boundary i think we fucked it by saying this was a good scenario because it's his mum. So we were going like, smashing your own mum.

1:26:16We thought it was her mum. Let me just clear that up. You had a dream of smashing your own mum. No.

1:26:23Cal:Pay out of thoughts bro. Horrible dreams. You can't control your dreams though. You can't control it. No you can't. No. Not your fault. Not your fault. You got. Okay. You haven't. If you haven't I haven't. Oh. You might do it first.

1:26:41There are like mums that are really clinking to their sons and they get like actually protective like on a weird level. Yeah. Is your mum like that? No, she's not. I think it's more young. Like your mum always belling you up and shit.

1:26:53Chip:But it is. No, no, no. It's usually it's just a single, single, single child. Yeah. The only child, that's it. Young parent thinks that they're like kids way longer than he is and just like gets mad protective over him. Oh, just a fucking experience there. 51, 53 Oh, yes, that's a big woman It's a big woman Pardon? No, it's a grown woman Oh, okay

1:27:18He's doing the maths to see if it's okay there I reckon Remember we're talking about our own mum We're not talking about next mum Oh, okay

1:27:25Cal:Is her name Miss Bottle? Fuck knows these days, bro Oh, if she switched it up I don't know It might still be for passport Just being easy in airports Stop trying to dox her on the pod, bro Chill Fucking Miss Rocky Do you look at your mum? What? Do you look at your mum? I don't know. Do I? You've seen my mum. Little sweet mum.

1:27:44Chip:Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Please, woman. Honestly, I don't like my mum. Bro, you could not handle all that. I do look like my mum. What do you mean? I could not handle your mum?

1:27:55Cal:You couldn't handle all that. Why? Just a lot. Oh, she's 6 '1". What, Lesnar?

1:28:03Chip:All right, yo, look, I'm wrapping up this pod right here, right now. Thank you very much for listening guys If you haven't already Make sure you subscribe Rate us five stars Specs You can go to Specs Coffee Shop in Doncaster Oh yeah Specs Coffee Shop in Doncaster From my left of course And No Wool Show is coming back Next month I've heard that a million times If it actually happens If not then you just have to watch from my left Guys I'll see you all next time Thank you very much Bye bye In a bit

1:28:29Cal:Bye