In short
A behind-the-scenes recap of an AB vs French YouTuber “friendly” football match that turned competitive (France vs England), including atmosphere, tactics, VAR/penalty controversy, and standout moments; then the hosts veer into school “gooning” stories, TikTok/fitness plan talk, energy drink ranking, enhanced games/gear speculation, and general banter.
Guests (hosts)
The episode is driven by multiple recurring YouTubers/creators, including AB (describes playing left back and locking up Doku), Amin (organizer/manager figure; speaks on entertainment vs clips and on why VAR penalties were used), Simon (behind-the-scenes planner; makes a “mad tackle” and gets fouled/snapped), Ethan and Chip (discuss match setup, training, and various stories), plus others referenced like JJ, Skepta (guest/celebrity seen on the bus), Theo Baker, and players/creators from Kings League/YouTube football.
Key claims
The “friendship” was staged for entertainment but the French side ambushed them; French fans massively outnumbered English fans (47k vs 300) and were aggressive; Simon’s tackle signaled the match turning real; VAR penalties were allegedly awarded to avoid a draw and prevent a penalty shootout; AB’s team was disadvantaged by pre-match setup and substitutions/ceremonies.
Notable examples
Doku repeatedly targeted AB; Simon’s snapping tackle; 3-3 comeback and Jack Joseph scoring in the 86th; late VAR penalty and “two VAR pens” rematch; halftime fireworks/blackout vs England crickets; AB’s pre-match knee injury from sliding into a crane; school gooning in cubicles and watching Jacksepticeye; energy drink “ranking energy drinks” with ~50 cans.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOPost-Night Out Vibes
0:45 to 2:56
The hosts discuss their current moods after a night out and the challenges of the day.
“Yeah, I've not eaten because I thought, oh, I'll go Greg's, but like, nah, I'll be late.”
France vs. England Match Build-Up
2:56 to 6:30
A detailed recount of the events leading up to the match and the atmosphere around it.
“And then, anyway, we go out to the warmup before the game.”
The Match Experience
6:30 to 10:17
Insights into the match experience, team dynamics, and unexpected challenges faced during the game.
“Like when the French scored, fireworks, flames, whole like stadium blacked out.”
Halftime and Reflections
10:17 to 13:02
The hosts reflect on the halftime events and the competitive nature of the game.
“So then to like drag it all the way back here just seems a bit excessive.”
Post-Match Analysis
13:02 to 14:00
Final thoughts on the match, player performances, and the overall experience of playing.
“I don't want to moan about the whole thing because everyone was really jarred off at the time but like insane experience like the fucking the fireworks and everything the national anthem I was like, fuck this.”
Behind the Scenes of the Game
14:00 to 17:00
The hosts discuss the dynamics and highlights from the recent game featuring Skepta and their experiences during halftime.
“And we're just like, bro, give us a shout.”
Competitive Spirit and Injuries
17:00 to 19:40
They share stories about races, injuries, and the competitive spirit of their group, including humorous moments from the game.
“Wait, we need to talk about the race though.”
School Days and Social Media
19:40 to 26:00
The conversation shifts to nostalgic school experiences, personal anecdotes, and the evolution of social media interaction.
“Can we turn off the wind turbine that we've got in here?”
Live Streaming and Fitness Tactics
26:00 to 28:00
They explore the challenges and strategies of live streaming workouts, reflecting on past experiences and the impact of social media.
“Every time I'd walk in to see her, she'd call me a divination.”
Live Gym Sessions and Fitness Plans
28:00 to 29:10
The hosts discuss their experiences with live streaming workouts and the development of fitness plans.
“Or like before gym How long would you go live for?”
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Creating a Workout PDF
29:10 to 30:20
One host shares how he created a workout PDF and the positive feedback he received from buyers.
Quitting His Job for Fitness
30:20 to 31:20
The discussion revolves around the moment one host quit his job after successful sales of his fitness PDF.
Corporate Events and Caffeine
31:20 to 32:50
The hosts share experiences from a corporate event and discuss caffeine consumption during that time.
“No, but I never thought to make him try ketchup before.”
Energy Drink Videos and Reactions
32:50 to 34:20
The hosts dive into their energy drink video experiences and the reactions they received afterward.
“and then I'd obviously done a double shot of coffee just before.”
Enhanced Games and the Athletic World
34:20 to 36:40
A discussion about the Enhanced Games and the implications of performance-enhancing drugs in sports.
“You can't really say that's a window if he's come down from Nottingham, can't you?”
Logan Paul's Injury and Wrestling Risks
36:40 to 39:50
The hosts analyze Logan Paul's recent injury and the risks associated with being a professional wrestler.
“No, I realize it's, it's like the most hilarious thing ever because the whole thing has just made real people realize that everyone's on gear anyways.”
Video Game Talk: James Bond and Lego Batman
39:50 to 42:00
The hosts discuss their experiences with video games, focusing on the James Bond game and Lego Batman.
“So you could be in like the prime bottle and get fucking...”
Video Game Discussions and Recommendations
42:00 to 43:50
The hosts discuss various video games including James Bond and Lego titles.
“I literally went like, I got me off and everyone's like, why is it be come off already?”
Living Alone and Its Effects
43:50 to 46:40
The hosts share experiences about living alone and its impact on mental health.
“Did you not play them when you were younger?”
World Cup Fantasy Team Planning
46:40 to 51:20
The hosts begin planning their fantasy football team for the upcoming World Cup.
“Yeah, I said to AB the other day, I was there like, you know what?”
Team Selection Strategies
51:20 to 53:05
The hosts strategize on selecting players for their fantasy team.
Analyzing Players for the Fantasy League
53:05 to 56:00
The hosts analyze various players' potential for their fantasy league selection.
“Oh, no, he's not even that much cheaper, though.”
World Cup Fantasy Team Discussion
56:00 to 57:28
Join the hosts as they discuss their strategies for picking a World Cup fantasy team, debating player selections and group dynamics.
“The thing is, Messi's actually going to put in a shift in the World Cup.”
International Tournament Insights
57:28 to 59:37
The conversation shifts to insights on international tournaments, touching on player performances and historical references.
“I think we're starting to get down to the people that don't even start.”
Pulisic and American Football Analysts
59:37 to 1:01:04
The hosts discuss Christian Pulisic's skill and the surprising opinions of American football analysts regarding player comparisons.
“like, trust me, it's one of those things you go, no, I need to be part of this no matter what.”
Finalizing the Fantasy Team
1:01:04 to 1:04:08
The group finalizes their fantasy team picks, weighing different player options and their group dynamics in the tournament.
“stay quiet until there's someone better than Pulisic.”
Weekend Plans and Personal Updates
1:04:08 to 1:08:40
The hosts share their weekend plans, including attending events and personal anecdotes about friends and social outings.
“I'm gonna get a little bit crazy with it You starving?”
Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts
1:08:40 to 1:10:00
The episode concludes with light-hearted banter as the hosts wrap up their discussions and share final thoughts.
“Which I know surprises you, considering my vibe.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Chip:Welcome back to another episode of the Gatet Backyard. What the fuck? Yes sir? I actually like that energy because 10am pod. Oh bro. Nah 10am is fine. It's normal but straight off the back of a night out. Damn. Yeah I was actually just saying I was hoping you guys would carry me today but it's looking like I'm off the line. Wait why are you not in a good mood? What's this? No clean socks. Uber driver was really heavy on the brake. I had to put my head back in the shower three times because my trim was just washed over and over again. Still not really happy with it. Is that got products in it? No.
0:40That is.
0:41Chip:So just overall, like a bit of a shit start to the day. No, now I'm in here. It's AC's on. Everyone's feeling good. I'm feeling good. Yeah. I'm starving. Yeah, I've not eaten because I thought, oh, I'll go Greg's, but like, nah, I'll be late. I can't be late. And then you rock up. Fucking Billy Big Bollocks 10 minutes late acting like you don't even fuck with this whole thing. Nah, sick start, boys. Sick start. We're off to a good day. Yeah, we are.
1:06Cal:All right, look. Swear down. Let's get into the fucking real shit because everyone wants to know it. You versus fucking French bloke. Was it actually beef? It wasn't meant to be. It was like... So in their France v Spain match, it kicked off. It got real nasty. It got like... People were saying mad shit to each other. They were like beefing. So they did this whole thing where they like came to our hotel before the match and put us in this room and we're putting on tunes and making a dance circle. And everyone was like, yay, yay, yay. They were like forcing the friendship. Yeah, and JJ was like doing the worm in the middle of it.
1:42And everyone was like, yay, yay. And I was just like at the back, like, I don't buy this. I was like, this is a fucking facade. And then Amin got on the mic and went, this is all for entertainment. If you want to do funny clips, let's do that. This is for fun. This is for vibes. Nah, you can't be preemptively talking about the clip. Yeah. And then we walked to like the England bus. Everyone on there's like, it's good vibes. We got it to coming home on. Posted a cold video of me and Skepta singing it. And then all my DMs were like, bro, you got the lyrics wrong. I had to delete the coldest video of all time.
2:12Oh, did you delete? Yeah. Because the whole cool part of me being sat next to Skepta singing is coming home is ruined by me going 30 years ago. Oh.
2:24That's so good. Thing is though, I'm used to just being in like a big room with everyone shouting it so no one picks me up on it because it's like I'm just like, there's a good one. Apparently that was a big deal so that wound me up. But yeah, we get there. Oh fucking hell yeah. But yeah, we get there. It's like, it feels like you're in a World Cup match. Like it's actually ridiculous.
2:47Chip:I'm not gonna lie, the atmosphere. It was best like YouTube atmosphere ever. That is how like a World Cup match must feel. like it was you walk in like all the fans like boo like fucking whacking on the side we're like all right this is real going to the you feel like you're going to war yeah yeah well like at this point we didn't know what we were expecting but like some context for the lead up um amin was saying like oh so just for people listening it means like the the captain the guy that put on the show he's the french youtuber yeah he was actually in a simon chair match quite sound really sound guy yeah so he like made this all happen um but yeah so like on the lead up i think he saw chris md was in paris and he was like to simon like bro you brought chris md that's not fair and we're thinking like oh but their team does look quite mad and then um apparently like simon messaged to me in like a week before being like bro your team looks like quite good and he was like nah half of them can't play football um also just seeing you bring yeah and then he went also just seeing you bring an sv2 what the fuck so like we're thinking like you're thinking this is gonna be like not a high level game anymore this is about the entertainment and the clip yeah so some of the boys are saying like nah it's just for fun ethan's like they're having us on like ethan's the whole lead up is like this is like we're going into an ambush here and i'm like so already i'm expecting that i'm not gonna score i'm like i'm gonna put a shift and i'm doing this for fucking England.
4:11And then, anyway, we go out to the warmup before the game. They've got, you know, like you warm up on each side of the pitch. They've got like a coach. They've got cones, footballs. We go to our side of the pitch. Not one football, not one cone. We're just stood there.
4:28Chip:We're just stood there getting booed. Ethan just goes to grab like a few cones in the ball and he starts running the drills, like open the gates, close the gates. And they're like, immediately I'm feeling Bit like, all right, they've not given us anything here. Also, there was 47 ,000 French fans and 300 English fans. Some of my boys were there. They got like Coke bottles dashed at their heads. Like it was like... Can I just say though, I know that's obviously poor, but that's also class. No, it was sick because obviously I don't speak French. So when they're doing all these weird chants, it's like you could just be cheering me on for a line.
5:01I don't know what you're saying. French music sounds sick as well. Yeah. Anyway, we kick off immediately. Docu's running at me. I'm like, fuck me.
5:09Chip:man so like oh you're playing left back yeah yeah that's what i remember seeing as well so i was pretty happy i had ginge next to me so i was feeling i just said to him like bro if i don't know what to do i'm passing it to you just fucking leather it um and he he does make you feel really safe by next to him actually because he just tells you what to do like he's good um i'm like they're targeting i don't know if they're targeting me or if they're just targeting him because he's sick but they keep giving so was he a youtuber yeah i think this guy was king's league oh i know there's a few Kings League players dotted about the pitch.
5:44They had a midfield guy. He was like, not even really a creator. You're lying. He's just like a box. These guys, these
5:50Cal:guys has like no Instagram followers. Some of them had like 70 K those ones are less like, but they've gone for like the, they're just clearly gone for like these guys. Yeah. yeah um so anyway i'm locking up doku like a few times and i'm thinking like all right it's 28 degrees i don't know if it was the adrenaline or the heat but like my mouth was so dry it like evaporated every time i swallowed it was like i was swallowing cotton and i was like gagging i was like i can't do this much more so i was like they keep pinging it to this guy like i'm gonna have to take myself off soon i chased him down like three times and i'm like all right i'm chasing him down two more times and then i'm gone um and i saw the clips by the way you're actually i was walking you actually were good i was really dialed in yeah um but yeah it was just a heat and everything so like i just ran up to big john and was like bro get me off like how was big john as the manager fucking smashed it his halftime team talk went off i seen theo baker's
6:48Chip:done an edit yeah of him it's a sick yeah it's a sick talk um but yeah we kind of realized like pretty soon into it. All right, we've been set up here. Like when the French scored, fireworks, flames, whole like stadium blacked out. When we were just like, crickets, nothing. And there's also... And they were kicking off trying to get you to restart quicker. I don't know, but they had 13 minutes of subs. Every time they made a sub, it had to be a WWE walkout, right? But not only, if they're making three subs at once, each one of them subs gets their own like massive walkout. Oh, wait, is that right?
7:26Whereas obviously because we're all sound and like not jarring, we were just like, you just run on the pitch, tell them to come off. Like the charity match.
7:34Chip:Yeah. But they were just like longing it so much. As a French guy on a microphone, the whole time, they do the most basic pass and you just go like, whoa, like around the stadium on the speaker. He's like live commentating it in the stadium. So like, someone would do a step over and be like, oh my God. So jarring. So yeah, they, what was their first goal? Oh yeah, they scored like a pretty decent goal. And then they got a penalty for a handball that happened where Ethan's not getting his arm out of the way in time. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, that was unlucky. Yeah, and it shouldn't have even been...
8:10The lead up to that was completely offside as well. So that should have never happened. Halftime happens.
8:16Chip:Wait, not in the first half though. We've got to talk about Simon's mad tackle, by the way. So I reckon Simon was probably like... because he's probably done most of the behind the scenes, like planning for it. So he's also like probably feeling the most like blindsided by it all. And then Kings league semi pro box to box. It just keeps like snapping him like off the ball as well, which keeps fouling him. So Simon apparently goes like, bro, it's a friendly stop fouling me. Yeah. Says it again. And then it gets to three and then he snaps. Fucking snap. Full on this off. That's my favorite moment of the game.
8:50I'm like, Simon, you never really see Simon angry.
8:54Chip:Yeah, this is how I knew that it was no longer a friendly at this point.
9:01Cal:Imagine he got sent off in a little... Look at that. Crack. But that's the one who needed to get snapped because he's just a football player. Yeah. But they had like six training sessions. They were like practicing their system. They had like fucking... Apparently they were training for like three, four weeks. yeah well like the thing is a lot of people are saying it was really entertaining seeing like a competitive one which I agree like that was a proper match but the other team kind of has to know it's a proper match before going into yeah you can't just be having Deji and Jack Joseph up top even though Jack Joseph backed well they just did a little swindle on you yeah so like half time the whole vibe switched everyone was like nah fuck these
9:38Chip:can I be honest though like what I loved it I loved it like just from like a pure viewer perspective but I think it's a mixture because you never get to see YouTubers in a truly competitive environment. Obviously, you're right. Yeah, you guys didn't know that this is what you were walking into. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But once you did realize it, once Simon lands that tackle, it's there like, all right, cool. Yes, go time. We're going to have to do it, even though you're at a massive disadvantage. And then when it went like 3-3. Yeah. Sick. But, well, yeah, it was sick when it went 3-3. Mad storyline.
10:11Jack Joseph scores at 86th minute. And then they go, hang on, let's just bring her back to a challenge five minutes ago. VAR penalty their bag blow the whistle son but
10:21Chip:I saw Amin came out and said why they had to do that though because it was a late night match they didn't he said they just gave France a penalty
10:30Cal:just so there wouldn't be a draw
10:32Chip:yeah because they don't have time on the pitch to go into like the pens and all that
10:35Cal:fuck you know
10:36Chip:but I think that's the last ending for us yeah I mean I will say it does look like a sort of does look like a penalty as well no it is it is a pen but it's like Like if you, they've obviously not been calling that for the other, other team, the whole game. So then to like drag it all the way back here just seems a bit excessive. Yeah. like why not just let it end on a draw and then you build up for this mad second. Like you rematch it. Two VAR pens as well. And then like, ball for France. Yeah. It's just like, bro, what we do. Who was the best player on your team? Um, got to say E-man. Cause yeah, he got two assists and a goal.
11:14He's sick. I felt bad for like Chris and like even Sack because like Chris had a bit of a stinker but like bro's gone there for fun and then all of a sudden he's just getting like fucking four man on at once it's just like what's going on he's getting Jen Jen press bro they probably had a fucking team talk about Chris before and I'm like fuck it yeah honestly but it's just like those comments just like oh bro can only do it against Sketch and stuff I'm like I feel bad because it's just like oh bro isn't meant to be doing this if you knew he was showcasing his fucking better skills he would have logged in what how was theo baker's performance oh theo become is a sit uh he did for such a nice goal as well he spoke to a couple of them it was like classic
11:53Chip:theo baker went wide he got a good header though yeah saw that then got the arsenal top out and ruined it a bit but no i did right right because of the psg uh champions what was the stadium like when he pulled out the arsenal top did they all boo bro they're booing the whole it was so loud like i was thinking my vlog wouldn't even pick up the fucking audio because it was just like the whole time was just screaming loud. I must feel not so. It was. It was. And the whole national anthem and shit, which I didn't know the lyrics. You got to run it back now
12:20Cal:because of the storyline, man.
12:22Chip:I don't think it will. I saw a clip of Simon. He was there like, he just doesn't think it's going to happen. Yeah.
12:26Cal:But I would love it. Me too. I'm not going to lie. Imagine that in England.
12:30Chip:I just like seeing it because I think one of the reasons why the Simon as well with the charity match, they went like really against all the competitive stuff was because it was like a lack of goals. I think there was one charity match. I think it was I was YouTube All-Stars and we won it 2-1 in like oh yeah it was 2-0 I think or 2-0 sorry yeah 2-0 and the last goal and it was just like there wasn't much going on but here like 4-3 is a great score and it's competitive I was really messing with it I don't want to moan about the whole thing because everyone was really jarred off at the time but like insane experience like the fucking the fireworks and everything the national anthem I was like, fuck this.
13:12I'm a, I'm a pro. Yeah.
13:14Chip:That's the closest experience you'll ever get to. Yeah. There's like T foes as well. Like when we're warming up, they pulled up some massive T foe of the French, like sipping on English tea. No way. Fuck you, man. Not giving us a ball and then you've worked that up. Oh no, this actually sounds like some ultra shit. It was, it was. And there was another part where like, I think I mean, start to realize this is getting a bit unfair. So he goes to his semi pro. He goes like, Oh, come off and the guy goes no we're like all right sound so then amin goes i'll go in net to make it fair which mean he's six five but still would help donna roommate gold now bro he starts putting on the gloves and we're like all right at least he's like changing it a bit and then like i think another king's league or some high level goalkeeper just goes up and takes the gloves off him and then starts like dribbling past our players outfield in his keeper kit and we're just like what is this
14:06Cal:guy like some clubs bro regen um you've seen the clip of like vic josh and whoever i think it might be on side plus i've been talking about something and it's exactly that they're all talking about the ambush but it's beforehand and horse bro and they're like oh no it's meant to be quite chill and then some of them are like nah we're going we're getting fucked yeah ethan and vic called
14:26Chip:it they were like yeah it was even a vic yeah so in our group chat someone said vic had zero touches is that true he didn't really play he didn't really play that like okay i think he just wasn't us like he was no he was like he saw what was going on yeah i'm fair enough this bro he's just lying down like waiting for their 47th sub of the game such a good reel that the half time show as well was like an hour long it was cool though it was cool yeah but we were sat in the changing room how you meant to do at half time didn't really know what what we were missing outside performance wise and then we're like someone's like oh the french have just been uh warming up on the pitch the whole of halftime.
15:02Like they've not even gone in. And we're just like, bro, give us a shout. Yeah, what's going on? So what are you, are you in Skepta, Skepta boys now? Yeah, you can say that. Yeah, he follows me after me in cool shit, whatever.
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15:15Chip:The vlog bit, bro. I was watching it when I saw that pitch review. I was like, has he really gone up to him and said, yo, can I sit next to you, bro? Oh, bro. No. People, people. On the bus. Oh, Mr. Skepta. No, I was one of the first on the bus. Is it seat free? I was one of the first on the bus. I sat behind JJ. Jamie was behind me. Empty seat there. He goes, do you want aisle seat or that one? Because you can do your little stream thing in there. And I was like, oh, I'll take aisle. He was like, I'll move over then. So I was like, all right. That's my boy. Wait, he thought you were streaming?
15:44I don't know. They don't know what's going on, do they? Streaming on my go. Was he sound though? Yeah. He was really sound. He was like really into it. He's been waiting for his call up for one of these matches for time. He was hyped up. He was a bit nervous as well. Really? What's kept him nervous? it's not I mean it's not performing is it it's like yeah I suppose is he any good at football he's all right he's all right he's better than Jamie Jamie he was just happy to be there I was watching the game back I was watching the commentary and it was like the ball would be going to Jamie and Spencer's like please just don't and then like he just do it again he'd be like fucking get him off yeah I actually feel like surely Stephen and uh Spencer are unreal
16:26Chip:on the comps for this game. That was unreal. I need to watch it with their comps. That might be the best performance, yeah. Also, the training day before was at the Paris FC Stadium. Yeah. And I raced coal like across a pitch in my stud, smoked him, whatever, and then went onto the concrete part of the pitch and just slid back and both my knees just clattered into this crane and it was like, you could hear this rattle around the whole stadium. It was like, you all good, AB? And I was like, yeah. And then I was literally like, I was like limping the rest of the day. I had to ice it. It was like, it was like someone took a baseball back to my knees before.
17:00That wasn't great.
17:01Chip:Wait, we need to talk about the race though. Oh yeah. So, um, cause I, me and Chip, me in particular, probably I beat Toby in a race on camera and Deji's camera. That, but he wasn't 75%. No. Cause I don't think his hamstring was bad then, but I think it might've gone bad. I don't know. So you were so fast. You snapped his hamstring. I said to him in the lobby, I went, Oh, I can't really claim it now. Cause your hamstring hurts. and he's like, no, no, that's all yours for sure. That's yours. All right. So you know what then? Since you beat him and it's on camera, I do owe you an apology. Appreciate it.
17:35Chip:Because I'm not going to lie. Conor Cody's done. I think Conor Cody might get smoked. Yeah, easily.
17:40Cal:I'm still not sure. Bro, dude. Nah. After this. Conor Cody. Yeah, but I don't think Toby would be even as fast. Yeah, I don't think he would be as fast as Conor Cody. Yeah, he would.
17:49Chip:Nah, I think he would. Jamie's rapid as well. After I've seen AB, AB's got a bit of back.
17:54Cal:You're not just underestimating Prem Baller speed here, though. No, but he's an old centre-back. You know, the ones where it's like even the slowest of Prem Ballers. I just think I've got to walk it back now.
18:03Chip:Because in the original clip, I remember saying, I think you get smoked by Connor Cody. But after watching the performance of you locking up Doku, I was there like, actually, there's a bit of respect here. Yeah, well, because I was left back as well. I wanted to snap him, but I couldn't. Because I can't really snap on my left. I don't know how that works. So I'm turning on my left. so he carries on thinking like he's gone and I'm like nah bro I've just got a slow rotating circle I'm there moving like a fucking London bus like a three point turn
18:32Cal:yeah little Eddie Stolbach Eddie Stolbach on the fucking back but nah you did play alright though it was insane apparently we all left our medals which makes us look mad salty
18:43Chip:I saw oh no the bit that makes you look mad salty is you walking off going washed washed washed everybody very emotions were high
18:52Cal:I hear it mate it took you on a fucking ride it was a ruse from the get go damn but no that is it felt a lot cooler than when yeah it felt a lot louder it felt just a lot of everything the French fans are like that though yeah that for sure it did look really cool watching you like on the when we were watching at the pub and you could see you were like oh look it's Theo there's AB in it it did look like it was you were like at war like behind enemy lines it looked like a proper proper awakening
19:21Chip:to be fair play to the fans because they made it feel like that.
19:24Cal:It did feel like a proper thing rather than like family day out. Yeah. Theo at halftime. It was a little bit different for them. Thousand yard stare, like face is just like red, just drenching sweat and he's just like, no, he's like proper, just like, oh my God.
19:42Chip:Can we turn off the wind turbine that we've got in here? What's going on? Is that the AC? I think it's a bomb. No, it's the humidifier, I think that we've got in here for the bugs in the trees. Oh, class. Have we spoken about that on here yet, Chip? To be honest, bro. We're having to pay a fortune to get a tree surgeon in here because Chip decided to build an ecosystem in here.
20:02Cal:Are they all real trees? Yeah. What's it called? A terrarium. Yeah, God forbid I built one of them.
20:09Chip:You've built world's largest terrarium. We've actually got species in there. Genuinely, yeah. Well, I think there's supposed to be someone to come in here to get rid of it. I've discovered Amazon tribes
20:20Cal:in there some shit North Central Island in the pod still somebody is coming someone's coming to sort it who fucking wanted to put real trees in there Oi
20:30Chip:did you see the clip I put in the chat by the way about did the did the wank or sex come first oh yeah the OG fellas clip yeah no I haven't no that was iconic what was it you guys debating if you think the wank or sex came first as you just said yeah cheers yeah
20:48Cal:Now that I think about it, it's a great question. I reckon the first caveman would have accidentally brushed his knob on like a rock of some hurt.
20:55Chip:I think you said that in the first part as well. Bro, your brain has not changed one bit. I'm not involved in any way ever.
21:03Cal:You've regressed as a human, bro. You've got to deep it for a minute. The caveman is probably catching a little vibe. Like, just probably made his, like, fucking eight fire of the day. He's going into the cave to chat to all his boys. I was like, yes, bro, just on a mad stick.
21:17Chip:A man's stick.
21:20Cal:And then, yeah, his knob's shoving his gray and son of a rock and he's like, fuck off.
21:24Chip:What's that? It has to be sick. No, because I... No, like, biologically, like, scientifically, it has to be sick. The caveman you're talking about, the reason he exists is because two caveman of shag.
21:33Cal:I'm telling you, bro, the first time I found out my shit could do this was in PE when I was climbing a rope. Oh, my God.
21:45Chip:That's why... Wait, so you got rope burn on your cock and you went hard like a bit more of that.
21:50Cal:I remember going to teach like, oh, I need toilet. But shit feels weird.
21:56Chip:You did not say that. You did not say my shit feels weird.
22:01Cal:I remember the exact moment, man. I must have been in year six. Because it was at my old primary school and I just remember having to go to the toilet and be like, yo, what's going on? You ever nip toilet in lesson for a goon? Really? Really? All right.
22:21Chip:You thought everyone was going to agree with you. What was it in the Harrogate game? Bro, once a day.
22:28Cal:Oh my God. What do you mean? Not a morning lesson. Yeah, 10 and 11. That's like prime. All I care about is Q &A. Oh my God.
22:37Chip:That is all that matters. Bro, that's normal, bro. Alfie, you keep leaving my math class. Coming back with rosy cheeks.
22:44Cal:you go into the cubicle you're just jerking yeah
22:48Chip:what about when you heard footsteps I'm in the cubicle no one ever like jump over the top and ever look down I remember I had double history once I was like fuck it I gotta get one out before this shit learning about the fucking the big three and then yeah fucking Woodrow Wilson George Clemens who and the other one and uh went to uh went to the toilet had the goon this is probably 10 minutes into the history and then I ended up putting on a Jacksepticeye Spider-Man playthrough and I just watched the whole thing in the cubicle and I was like oh my god it's lunch I was like I missed the two hours of history got like bollocked I just watched the top of the morning wait you went for a goon and ended up watching no I went for a goon did that oh and then just like was like oh Spider-Man game and then like just two hours went by I was just like oh my god
23:37Cal:I'm on episode 4 fucking choking the chicken in school the cubicle shaking oh bro Oh my God. I never had like the, I didn't have like an iPhone in school. Like it wasn't iPhone, was it? So we wouldn't have been... Braille for us. Little Samsung D500.
23:54Chip:D500. Texting a number so you can get a pic sent back to you. Are you fucking mad? Shit. Oh my God. You don't know what we went through, bro. Bro, you don't know about hitting a scroll inside of a book. You've got a book and you've got your phone in there. Scrolling in the book.
24:08Cal:Oh my God. I would have loved that. Went off. Mate. We were on the ones we had to type it all out.
24:14Chip:You got to press like one number three times to get an S. Shit like that. I had a BlackBerry for it. I loved my BlackBerry. I had two. Not at once. What's your BBM? Were you dropping that game? I had BBM. Yeah. It was more just like, what time are you guys going to the park? And no one wanted to reply because no one else had one. Was it like a Flex having BBM? I don't know. It's kind of just like most people might draw an iPod Touches. So like there wasn't really Wi-Fi on them. it was more just you had it for Doodle Jump Doodle Jump love that game and the little paper toss Talking Ben what? Ben Ben
24:50Cal:is that the cat? wait what? is that the cat? Talking Tom Ben Ben Ben what? you don't know about Ben? nah bro you lot are fucked I would have loved to be
25:03Chip:I don't understand how people in school actually do any school oh it's cooked now because we TikTok spawned in first year of sixth form just before lockdown. So like, I was already out of main school. So like, yeah, TikTok in sixth form. No one got anything. Some schools have started, you got to hand your phone in at the beginning of school. That's just fucked. Is it? Yeah. I would want my kid to be doing that. Nah, that's, you can't do that. Yeah, but why not? Because sometimes you got to like message your mom or like message home about something that's happened. Bro, I never had to do that. I never texted my mom.
25:36All right, imagine your mom's like, Grandma's dead I'll be like
25:40Chip:Save the news For when I get home What's the rush She's dead No Because now I can leave school On the vibe
25:47Cal:On the vibe Now I can get out How often does that happen though She dies once Alright Neither of mine have So leave me alone For now
25:56Chip:For Wait till they kick So wait If you get a text right now Grandma's dead You wouldn't leave the pod Would you Nah Do you fuck with them This is work Yeah Yeah I'm fucking my grandparents What sort of questions Yeah but like What kind of level Are you chilling with them Do you like mess with them Or not really Yeah I mess with them Sick They'll be watching this Really Oh hello Have they got funny names Nice Have they got names
26:20Cal:Funny names No they don't Like you know My grandparents And I don't even want to say their names My parents are called Cecil and Minnie Yeah
26:26Chip:Minnie by the way Slag Let me tell you that Right now I know she's wearing Short skirts Right now I know what she's on Mini skirt Oh, mate. Every time I'd walk in.
26:41Cal:Every time I'd walk in to see her, she'd call me a divination. She'd be like, yes, Dave. No way. Wait, she got dementia? Yeah, whatever. You know them ones where it's just like, you're a flush for shit every day. Every day. Every day is a brand new universe. Start every morning with a concussion grenade. Fucking hell. God, no, maybe can't start a day. Fucking fresh news. never auto saved once i remember when i had like shit when i when i had like 10k followers on tiktok i was live in my kitchen yeah and someone started sending roses to me um with my granddad in their profile pic and i was like i don't know if i want to do this social media shit anymore they said with your grandparent yeah that is weird and then they just went on a streak of changing different family members to the profile pic and i was like this is i've only got 100 people watching here this is if i level up this yo were you doing sit top lies or you were trying to make bad i was good at them yeah i feel like that wasn't even like that though yeah i wasn't even on some like weird that was like my whole stick i had this big selfie stick and i'd put my phone on it and i'd just bop about nature just with one selfie stick just being like fuck off that was
27:57Chip:sick bro on live yeah so you were irl streaming kind of but just on tiktok yeah no genuinely Or like before gym How long would you go live for? A couple hours Would you do those TikTok battles? Uh no Never ever I uh I'd go live in the In the gym car park In my car Bank pre-workout Then I'd go live in the gym On a tripod Which I can't believe I did now Like Really? Bro If I've been on Benchpress now On a live stream Reading out shit That was when that barber pressed me as well On stream? Yeah Oh fuck
28:29Cal:I remember that That wasn't even that long ago Yeah. Wait, wow. Going live in the gym is... It's actually pretty insane. Yeah. You've got to have a certain level of confidence, dude. I could not imagine you doing that, though. No, God, no. I just think filming in the gym in general ruins your whole sesh. Really? Yeah. You're setting up tripods and shit between... And you're redoing takes, and then you realize you're on your 50th set of bench, and you're like, I've wasted the whole session. That was your thing, though, bro. You were a fitness guy. Yeah, yeah. For sure. And it was a little tactic.
28:57Uploading a TikTok, then immediately going live, that TikTok guaranteed banged.
29:01Cal:oh that was a thing wasn't it yeah that was a strap that was like you used to sell fitness plans
29:07Chip:yeah yeah how can we talk about the fitness plan yeah what do you want to talk about do you want to explain to them oh my so i had a pdf people all right about all my dms are like bro your build is crazy how'd you do it and it was all just like watch you split watch it but you should set a workout plan like this guy anyway i whipped up a pdf 20 minutes just like but the thing is my the whole thing was i'm showing like the simple this is like how i this is all i do so i whacked a pdf together i had a couple zingers in there just be like oh this will give you fucking warm tits if you do this shit like that was it ai no i wasn't even kicking off really um did that 20 quid whack it in the bio like how long like how much detail is it is it page and a half
29:56Cal:oh my god for 20 quid um by the way you know what I'll tell you what's the mad thing is though everyone who bought it messaged me like bro this is the best plan ever and I was like is it
30:08Chip:you know what sometimes just a simple actually is I know we're moving it but genuinely people who were starting the gym so that is but like every day I'd put on my story like code GIMP 20 % off the plan only valid for the next 10 people and I just leave that running not 4 quid off
30:25Cal:only 16 quid for a page now for a few pixels that's the day I quit my job because I launched that and made 600 quid on the first day and I was like I'm gone next day I'm out of it did you go in and tell them yeah I was like by the way I've been breaking the net this whole time because they would violate me about everything so like never let them see shit and then like just like by the way this is what I've been up to and they were like fucking fair play bro
30:54Chip:wait they were violating you just not about YouTube so just in general yeah but like little legs in the crew I was just like the young one there a similar vibe to this shit actually it was just like just like picking my brains about how I go about life just not believing like how I'm real and shit and like about me forcing me to eat like ketchup and be like eat it now I'm like I'm not eating it fucking little legs eat it fuck I can't even stand
31:19Cal:the idea of anyone else bullying you. Anyone? Well, you bully me. Nah, we have a muck about. No, but I never thought to make him try ketchup before. That's a fucking good one. Right, just brought in pizza. What? What? What the fuck is that? Right. You had nothing after that. That was it. I thought I was going to get a little like chuckle or something. What? From what? I don't like pizza. All right. But then what were you thinking? I was thinking you were going to eat it. Can I just say, Chip, I'm never going on your channel ever.
31:58Chip:Oh, wait, we have to speak up.
32:00Cal:Says this every time. No, no, no. But this is a fucking nail in the coffin, bro.
32:04Chip:We got to speak about it because we had like a corporate event. Yeah. He's rocked up. I thought you were on hard drugs, bro. Bro, we were fucking lying. What video was going on? Why did he turn up to my thing having a panic attack? ranking energy drinks and there was 50 energy drinks. Don't even joke and there's 50. And you have to drink all of them? Sip all of them but it's still equivalent to nearly three full energy drinks. It was thought.
32:30Cal:Well can I be honest with you? I did not expect that myself. I brought it up and I'm like damn this must have cost a fucking bag. No but this is what fucks me off the whole time is like bro this is too much and I'm like it's your video it's your channel.
32:42Chip:Yeah but I didn't How much caffeine do you reckon you consume then? Like 500 milligrams of caffeine? About 500 I'm thinking.
32:48Cal:In what? the space of an hour. We did over two cans each and then I'd obviously done a double shot of coffee just before.
32:54Chip:I can't believe you did that. You did a double shot of espresso. Yeah. To a caffeine shoot.
33:00Cal:Yeah, I don't know. Like, it was just one of the days where you don't really know what day it is. I was saying, I don't think there's anyone else he could have got on that video there. I don't think anyone else could have done that. because nobody I wouldn't have been able to do that. Nobody fucks with energy drinks as well. That's why I was like, oh, it needs to be. I think I overdose on taurine or something.
33:18I shot pains in my stomach last night. You guys were like, come pub. I was like, no.
33:22Cal:We were on some, we were having like the weird ones as well. We'd have got proper weird shit. Were you getting like a buzz off it? Drank pussy. There's one called pussy. No, bro. Oh, no, I remember that. It went viral. It was upsetting us. We were getting upset at the end of the video. Yeah. Like we were like, nah.
33:38Chip:What was the worst one?
33:39Cal:Do you remember one? You were there like, no, it's his actual acid. I knew. There was one of them, second from last was Arizona IST, herbal medical fucking Watermelon energy drink Oh shit That tastes like Because Arizona IST And then there was two more Which were even fucking worse And you know what I think we've genuinely Put some companies under Because some It was that bad Some stuff Should not be able to Stop sporting the vid
34:03Chip:I feel like I know I'm not going to say on here But I feel like I know What the top one's going to be At least I know What my top one would be
34:08Cal:I mean you could You could be in the top three Right now
34:10Chip:Really
34:11Cal:Just name a top three In general
34:14Chip:Is Red Bull really up There for you lot
34:15Cal:I think it was that it was goat status alright bro the whole bit's done no I won't leave it all over again
34:22Chip:we've got to do it again
34:23Cal:we won't say too much because you're going to get a big surprise on what's first yeah let me just say this you had not expected this we have changed the net
34:36Chip:changed the net so no more chipovids then for a while putting them on hold we've literally got one
34:44Cal:on Wednesday I don't. Yeah, you do me, you window. That's your own window, kid. You can't add me in. Window wants you to come, though. You can't really say that's a window if he's come down from Nottingham, can't you? What's that one? What video is that one? Maybe this one he'll be more interested in. Nah, let's show this one, like, trying every donut ever. Is it actually? Nah, it's like some TikTok shop thing, I think. I don't even know. I've got to record eight videos in five days. Why? Oh because of the World Cup? I've got to go to the World Cup. So I've got like two every day. Okay, you busy today then yeah?
35:22Cal:Not today it starts on Monday.
35:23Chip:Okay, I would have started today.
35:25Cal:I know but so then you don't have to do two every day till I know I've got no one that could record And I had a solo video planned and it was get getting all the boys to buy me a birthday present and no one replied Oh, you have to suck. Oh my god. You actually did message me oh don't have you sacked it? well I can't film it because no after boss can be asked no that's hard when you get it's so hard to fucking pick something I go on Amazon and I'm like Brampton's meant to send me some ideas nah you know what can I tell you can I tell you who did reply all of the top dogs really got Nico Harry oh so you got a vid I've got four people but I need ten right well We'll send it.
36:10Cal:I used all this thinking on the fucking Death Star. This guy here does nothing all day, forever, since the day he was born. Just couldn't go fucking buy him this. First of all, I was playing Lego Batman last night. Pretty busy. Did you go buy me Lego Batman? I won't say no to that. I won't say no to that. It's actually quite good, you know. You've just got to tell Frampton to get the gift and then send a video saying, hello, chipmate. Here's your fucking gift.
36:34Chip:Any of you love watch the Enhanced Games?
36:36Cal:Yes. Nah.
36:38Chip:I don't care because I don't know any of them. No, I realize it's, it's like the most hilarious thing ever because the whole thing has just made real people realize that everyone's on gear anyways. Yeah. No one's breaking. Yeah. It's like a swimming one. Yeah. Where we go. One world record not recognized by anyone while I'm recognizing it right now. So what's up with that? Yeah. It's a Greek swimmer who finished fifth at Paris in 2024. he wore a super suit yeah this is the thing yeah i swear he was clean and he just wore the suit and the suit is what did it wait really it was something like that yeah um but the whole enhanced games like no one's breaking any records and it's fucking hilarious so it's been a bit shit then oh it's been a mega flop yeah yeah well it's just meant to be some superhumans and then that's just what olympians are anyway yeah so it's and they're all on gear it's just how you how you dodge it yeah what's even like strong man like obviously genetics and hard work is like 90 % nah 70 % 50 % of it but like a lot of it is who's willing to get close to death by how much gear they do like it's not tested well what do you call it Thor Thor was in this and he failed his 515 so close
38:00Cal:managed only it was so close oh have you seen it yeah which is insane because like the Eddie Hall 500 was crazy. Then he got the five and it was like all controversial. Now he's kind of just running away with it. Cause he did, he did 510, I think, or 505. Who did? Thor. He's already cleared Eddie Hall's shit. Oh, has he? Yeah, comfortably. It was, we had Eddie Hall on the pod. Did he do 510? I think.
38:22Chip:I think Thor did 510. Oh shit. But was it in like, cause I remember Eddie Hall's thing. Was it in like a recognized thing? This was a legit thing. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Fair. He tried 515 and he was like very close. So he's kind of running away with shit now. How old is he, bro? Like, he's been doing this for so long. How do you keep... Oh, I don't know. 510 kilograms is insane. Hey, check him, Stan. Yeah, how old is he? I'll snap behind him on a plane, bro. Really? Fucking unit, yeah, to Ohio. Does he not take... He's got to take like a couple of seats. No, he had one, but the man spread was fucked.
38:58And like, when they opened both the suitcase compartments like at the top like his head was just like jam between them like just like it was insane 37 yeah fairs absolutely you know I actually must be a night mess in that's oh shit Logan Paul's tricep thing oh is actually I call I can't look at so what happened though he a wrestler basically jumps out the ring Logan's meant to catch him I think he fumbles a catch a bit and then that guy like falls on Logan's back and kind of like he just puts his tries been a weird way and it kind of folds under and he's he's ripped it or he's just it's just disintegrated
39:35Chip:like his triceps on tv yeah yeah look at that oh my god to the audio listeners imagine like stitches but it feels like they've pinched so much skin together oh my god yeah this tricep injury is mental um he's posted a bunch of it um on instagram you can check it out was like here or the top of it is gross because over the elbow it just makes me like what it's not when someone's over the knee it's like see with the wrestlers obviously i know they're always doing like mad stuff and like you watch and you're they're like obviously you're just gonna get injured yeah but for me if i'm looking for like is it worth like every wrestler that finishes their career their body is finished and like you cannot live like a happy life after that because your body's constantly in pain like let's be honest they're all fucking hopped up on some crazy shit they get themselves with absolutely massive bunch of injuries like i get it but like someone like logan paul as well like already wildly successful minted if i'm here just like a couple more years that's what i mean like do a short stint and then just like leave it but these these absolute veterans i've got like full respect to him for it but i just can't see a world where i'd be there like oh I'd like to keep doing this.
40:49Chip:Couldn't see myself doing it. Cheers mate. Nice.
40:55Cal:So you could be in like the prime bottle and get fucking... I'll be the liner bro just getting fucking choked about. We're getting bricked up.
41:04Chip:You said you were getting choked about like some girl. Part of me thinks I could make it in the WWE. Liner getting bricked up. I didn't know you said you were Liner. Sorry. What were you saying AB? Part of me thinks I could make it in the WWE. Nah, your frame's too small.
41:20Cal:You're just too shit at everything you've ever done.
41:23Chip:That's fucked. I'm not messing with that.
41:25Cal:First of all, that's fucked, you fucking knob. Bro, I literally... Talking to the guy. My performance is better than Jed Spence at any performance ever. What? I'm hearing it. You know what? You actually did put in a little shit for that game. Fuck off, bro. You didn't watch it. No, I didn't. I watched a no-contents AB highlights. I appreciate that, bro. I think you just posted one of me getting subbed off rapid.
41:52Cal:Oh wait, do we have a no context fellas? I remember being at the pub and someone shouted AB hooked. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was literally just me. I literally went like, I got me off and everyone's like, why is it be come off already? Like Josh was frying, but I was like, bro,
42:08Chip:I'm going to be hooked and stinker. Pub went mad. Yeah. So I like chucking pints about, yeah, It was like a goal at the World Cup. It was crazy. Then you played the James Bond game. Yeah, I'm playing it now. Is it good? It is good. Why does the front graphic of the... It looks shit. It looks so AI. It looks so Naxx. No, like, yeah. If you get a picture of just like, yeah, the artwork for it.
42:33Cal:You boys should jump on it, mate. You start as James Bond before it comes 007. It's epic. Is it actually good? Yeah, it is good. Have you ever played Uncharted? No. Such a game. You need to hop on Lego Batman. I'll be there, bro. You can tell it's made for kids, though. What do you mean you can tell it's made for kids? It's a Lego game. I know, but some of it, you're like, oh, it's fucking great. What sort of stuff? When you kid Bruce Wayne, he's like, oh, I love you, Mom and Dad. I hope nothing bad ever happens to you. And then like 10 minutes later, he's like, Dad, I love you. I hope nothing happens to you.
43:05Because obviously they get held off. And it's just like... I'll spoil it a lot. No, but you go to the mountains, you do the League of Shadows.
43:12Chip:So wait, sorry. I've obviously never played it. I've never seen footage of this game. Are you a little Lego character? Yeah, it's all Lego.
43:19Cal:That's how all the Lego games are. Have you never played a Lego game? Bro, I remember when Halo 2 came out. Why are you playing this shit? Because the police are getting bribed with donuts and they're dealing donuts and stuff and getting slapped with wet fish and you have like a finisher move where you hit them with a wet fish. It looks so good, though. Robert Pattinson wouldn't do this. Like it's open world, isn't it? And like the whole of Gotham looks sick. It is pretty cool, but I was thinking like the whole time I was playing it I was like what am I doing what are you doing just broke weird innit it's a good game man fucking hell boys Lego games have got a little bit no but there's no skill oh yeah fights are so boring is it really easy yeah Y counter punch X standard attack RB my focus is full board game over yeah there's no challenge yeah she's button mashing it's so loud in my flat of just how much I'm spamming the button got an echo in that
44:11Chip:yeah Do you think you'll ever play again? Nah, but we'll finish it tonight. Nah, you ain't finishing shit. You ain't going back on. Nah, I've just locked up Falcons. We'll see. Damn, Lego games. The boys are playing Lego games. That's fucking sad. Did you not play them when you were younger? What's that? Lego games. Did you not play them when you were younger? I don't even know. On the DS. What was the game on the DS? Lego Star Wars.
44:33Cal:Lego Star Wars. Bro, it was massive. So good. I didn't even... How are you not fucking around? My one back in the day was actually Batman. man. That was the one for me. And Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones, yeah. That was fucking sick. I'd grown up by that point.
44:47Chip:How can you say that when you're there glazing Lego?
44:50Cal:Because back in the day they like you grew out of them and now they come back a little bit. What, on a nostalgia vibe? Yeah. Fuck on. Got me a little bit hyped just to build some Lego. Oh.
45:03Chip:Oh, that's funny. He wants to build Lego now.
45:06Cal:My Lego dev style. He's building other shit on the story as well. First of all, I'm working on multiple projects in the garage You live in a flat You don't have a garage Yes I do Where do you think my sim rig is? In your bedroom Garage I'm working on my leg on McLaren The panic
45:29Cal:Let's not say the piss now It's a garage
45:35Cal:Stop Stop you can wipe me up I'm working on my Lego McLaren at the moment I just finished my Lego Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Do you understand how disrespectful that is to me though? Yeah First of all This is going to be one of the This is going to be one of the biggest projects of my life One of the biggest projects of my life And you won't start it so it's never going to get done I will start it When you plan on starting it Let's just put a date on it Just when I finish my next bits of Lego Oh man nah Because that's a piss take that Mate the Lego McLaren is a little bit of a shift to be fair
46:06Chip:give us a date bro I want to see it started by well October 1st
46:11Cal:Stanley was saying I need to save it for building it on the world's longest stream
46:16Chip:we are not doing that by the way no way we're not doing a stream oh no we are doing that no it's been too long now now we're saving it for when we're bored surely people just want to watch me put the PC together no they don't man stop that damn I would love it like maybe I need to just do a stream nah streaming so nice. You're living on your ones right now. Truffle Pig's gone away. You start to realize how fucked my life is. Yeah, I said to AB the other day, I was there like, you know what? Like, fair enough to you because obviously Truffle Pig's away two weeks, taking Finn with her. So I'm literally by myself, no responsibilities.
46:52Chip:I get home and I realize living by yourself is a recipe for depression. I literally get in there instantly. I start overthinking things and then I'm like, I would never think like this if Truffle Pig was here. Yeah. So like you see when you wake up And you're just Fucked I get it I don't wake up fucked Nah like you know when you go home And as soon as you walk through the door You're in the group chat like I don't feel so good right now boys I'm fucked at 4pm I just want to go home and I'm like this is too early to be at home But It's too late to start my date like I'm done
47:31Cal:Fuck what do you actually do? I'm not laughing that long though what would you do when you get up at 4pm you've got till 12 what are you on I just do like a cycle like alright two hours on the game done two hours on Netflix done two hours scroll upstairs done just kind of bounce around the trifecta ah that's it's honestly I've lived alone for a while now though like I lived in the grotto for like a year on my ones and then I've lived here for a time it's kind of just like bro I live my life in silence
48:01Chip:but you you should find someone bro I see I think that would help you a lot mentally yeah but just having a buddy yeah but the YouTube would I don't see it
48:17sorry me nah I don't see that I'm either like one or the other like I can't be like dialed in with YouTube and invested in someone like that it's kind of like I need to pick a struggle yeah
48:32Cal:yo I'd love to see what your childhood childhood childhood childhood bedroom was like I was over childhood but it was like four years ago just bare skateboards all over it skateboards what kind of like what kind of vibe was the bedroom on skater boy yeah just stickers everywhere skateboards everywhere like before you just moved into the grotto it was like this the grotto no before you moved into the grotto oh 9-6-4 I got a classy little re-up grey paint
49:00Chip:oh what you went crush velvet only wears Essex type of beat great carpet great paint it's like Polo G album framed thing on the wall oh I everybody went through that exact phase you know I wasn't mucking about LED lamp lockdown it's when I started getting licked off as well so I felt like I fucking was in the penthouse had a lock on my door as well so that was just locked everyone's trying to like Alfie come downstairs family's round fuck
49:27Cal:door's locked did you ever ever take a girl back to your mum's house yeah not when they were in there oh first free yard who's rolling one of them yeah what mum just at the pub getting fucking what
49:41Chip:why are you cracking up about that why is that because I think you were going to say something else and then you decided to go with that some shit from me so shit you know what guys wait did you get your laptop back nah Chip lost his laptop
49:59Cal:No I got a text off Andrew this morning Saying oh like Somebody's got your Yeah somebody does
50:04Chip:Yeah but it's so It's so weird Because somebody Has just taken it Well you did leave it In the bar Yeah but why take it Oh what Because they're a Thief I don't know No I don't know who's got it We'll find out So you're optimistic About getting it back Yeah I need it back It's got loads of Yeah it does I was thinking that If my phone got robbed I'm done Yeah. I don't know how I'd get into half of my shit.
50:30Cal:Forget your fucking phone. It's got a Kindle with no books on it.
50:37Chip:What's the other one?
50:38Cal:It's got a Kindle with no books on it. You're saying his phone's a Kindle with no books. Oh, my bag's got a Kindle in it.
50:51Cal:You've got a Kindle with no books on it. Paperwhite, bro. You know that shit. Well, I left my last Kindle where... You don't even read. Why do you have a Kindle? I don't even think you can read. First of all, I do read some stuff every now and then. Feminine literature. Terms and conditions. Privacy policies and shit, bro. Possibly 600 milligrams of caffeine. Fuck. No, I do read. I don't care. I'm fighting back.
51:24Chip:Fighting the good fight. what's this World Cup fantasy thing you've got here sir do you guys want to pick your World Cup fantasy team alright let's have a little look we'll get AB's ball knowledge back on so you can fucking stitch it together to make me look like a dickhead again yeah so basically just like FPL but for World Cup this year oh we're doing this fish oil tablet what'd you say I had a fish oil tablet for breakfast how many supplements did you take a day vitamin D3 vitamin K2 alpha men vitamins alpha men vitamins essential omega-3 what's the alpha and then the magnesium and zinc sick tiktok shop clippers get on that right now
52:04Cal:do you actually um does that do anything for you what like all the vitamins yeah
52:13Chip:nah he just takes it because he likes the sensation of a thing going down his throat vitamin D is just good for you it's good for your fucking hormones your energy and that doesn't really work without the vitamin K for some reason I just don't fuck with it nah I'm a fish oil and zinc guy
52:29Cal:I've gone through the the what would you call it anyway fantasy yeah you know what fuck it mate just fuck me off
52:37Chip:sorry Lee would you mind just spinning it round a bit because it's a mad angle yeah cheers bro I appreciate that so what are we doing so pick yeah pick your team that we want to go through oh wait but you only have a certain amount of budget yeah you've got a budget and could you zoom in a little bit please Stan I'm just like you need a joint one yeah we'll do a fellas and then we'll see if we can make a league oh we're going to make a league for their fans alright guys so we're going to do a world cup fantasy league join in we'll give I don't know fucking 500 quid to the winner where we starting damn Kane costs more than Messi maybe we start with the big hitters if we got a budget though yeah really
53:17Chip:who are the ones that are just going to definitely play a big part Let's pick one between Yamal, Dembele, and Mbappe. Which of them? Dembele, surely.
53:27Cal:Nah. Nah, take Mbappe. Yeah. I'd rather Dembele than Mbappe. Yeah, me too.
53:37Chip:Well, you know what? Wait, is he cheaper? Oh, no, he's not even that much cheaper, though. He's half, yeah.
53:42Cal:All right, we'll go with Dembele for now, then. Are we putting Kane in? We have to have our boy. I don't see him.
53:48Chip:He's so expensive, though. He's the most expensive in the game. Not to be negative, but like, he's never really, like, I feel like every season, like, what I will say is, okay, it's never the same for England. Kane versus Panama is going to go off. Oh, bro. How many goals did he get in the Euros, Stanley?
54:04Cal:He only got one in the group stages. And then, and then he scored against Slovenia.
54:10Chip:And then, so nothing too crazy. What about, can we just get the full French 11? Genuinely. What English player do we want in there? I think we'd go for like defender, by the way, because it's tricky to like he's he's gonna we should go defense for England in my opinion Rhys James yeah yeah I like the Rhys James shout yeah okay
54:32Cal:six what's that 5.2 can start arguing bro um not fucking with his dollars sink why don't we write up this what's a good midfielder to have in oh what man a Nuno men's Nuno men's
54:47Chip:oh yeah we should get a Portuguese Jeez. Bruno. What about Bruno? I feel like Bruno is always going to perform. Just start with Bruno and whack him in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any Brazilians? Man, I don't want to go near that Brazilian side, I'll be honest with you. My guy. Yeah, it's not a bad shout. Chicken jerk? Nah, I don't even know if he starts. I don't know if he does. Who else we got? Who do you reckon is going to play up front for Portugal? Surely Ronaldo doesn't get a start. I don't know. Should we get Rice in there? Nah, he's not. He's going to be like a DM. You don't really get that.
55:29Cal:Yeah, you want someone who's... Not with Anderson on the double pivot. Lows him to free room like he's always meant to. That's fair. High, high work rates. Finally going to give... It's a perfect duo for him to finally spread his wings where he should.
55:41Chip:What do you not know about Mbolo? Yeah, he's always been a legend, hasn't he? Yeah, I don't mind him. whacking him in just for the... He bags all the time at the Euros. Yeah, he's kind of him in international tournaments. There's a fucking Ecuadorian striker as well.
56:02The thing is, Messi's actually going to put in a shift in the World Cup. I don't know. There's no way. He's not washed.
56:08Chip:Yeah, he might not be washed, but he's won it already. I just don't see that. He's not going to have that dog in him. I'll tell you what, out of him, Neymar, What about Alvarez? He's the only one who's still going to look like a legit footballer. What about Alvarez?
56:20Cal:Yeah, to be fair. Don't hate that. And their group is terrible. Do you instead of Messi then? Yeah, I think we do need like a proper... Yeah. Argentine, this group is like awful as well. What's some more defenders you can get?
56:33Chip:Yeah, let's have a little look. Who's at the top? Gabriel. I just don't... I think Brazil, like, mate, they're never like big at defending in these tournaments. They always get... Saliba. Yeah. How many French people can you get? I'm guessing if it's... I don't know. It's got to be more than three. Sorry, let me just check. Yeah, yeah. Is it three? All right, save it. Save it. I feel like we could do the... We don't have any Spanish. Oh, kukureya. Kukureya. Get them in. Surely we're running out of peas here, by the way. We've got... We've got all the top dogs here. 50 mil. 50 mil for seven... I think we need another big dog.
57:18In midfield. No, up top. Look, we've got Mbolo and Alvarez. He always cooks.
57:25Chip:Hear me out. What if we get Havertz? Fuck off. What about we bring in your boy Gakpum? No. No. No.
57:35Chip:A Lukaku throwback would be unreal. Love to see that from him. I think we're starting to get down to the people that don't even start. Sorloth.
57:44Cal:I swear he's supposed to be like a star I'm just like the options Solov yeah
57:49Chip:yeah I remember he looks wank against Arsenal he was terrible yeah you know what's funny in these international tournaments it's always somebody just that you don't really know how much Rodriguez spawns in mate oh that was a joke that was probably like the greatest international what's a good striker we can get in man how much is Kane 10.5 the max bro just whack him in see what we're working on oh mate we're so cooked yeah pick a keeper
58:21Cal:yeah let's get the keeper side
58:24Chip:mate we'll just go with someone that's going to face loads of shots here or what I say he just gets points stinky defence Belgium have a stinky defence just like yeah somebody that's just the Netherlands have got a pretty shit defence yeah get Verbruggen in if you're looking at form Bourbon Courtois would have been alright but they'll get batted I think nah yeah he's only cheap though let's work no he's not he's expensive 4.9 yeah yeah but the keepers are always mad cheap I need to get you in the FPL for next year no I actually do
58:58Cal:oh have we spoken about it we'd have to hear the forfeits first nah but everyone knows that I lost my
59:04Chip:yeah yeah yeah but Bazinga has said Bazinga and Randolph I think Randolph will definitely be there next year He literally has nothing else to do in his life besides raise A's prices. So there might be an opening for you, AB. I'd love to bring you in as a, as a, as a close friend of mine. I'd love to be in it for the camaraderie. Yeah, let's do it. And it's, and it's a good group chat when you get lonely at night to hear the forfeits first. It's one of those though, just get in. And then if you're not messing with it, you can leave. But like, I feel like once you experience the, the vibes in that group chat, like, trust me, it's one of those things you go, no, I need to be part of this no matter what.
59:41Cal:You don't think he'll crash out? Nah, I think he might crash out, but... You're going to turn his weekends into the fucking worst things ever. It's horrible, bro. It's not horrible. No, because I need shit like that in my life, but I just, I want to know what the stakes are. I said the same thing. Look at me. But you don't need shit like that. You got a job and shit. Yeah, but...
1:00:03Chip:Yeah, this is great. Like, you know, when you said you get home at 4 p.m., just whack on a little FPL stream. Not going to lie. You'll end up watching ball I might be the guy with the most free time in that league Freak time Free time Oh freak time Freak time I got hella freak time I was actually looking at all of your like the names in the FPL and there's all good names and then Arthur's is just Arthur's FPL team Arthur's FPL team I just thought fuck bro Put some heart and soul into it I'll keep quiet then Should we finish this What's yours? Callum's FPL team Should we finish this after the pod?
1:00:38Chip:about Theo. And I, it was before that was last year. And Theo's got him one at this year. So maybe I should have kept that. What do you want to finish this off? Yeah, fine. All right. Get Pulisic. No, we got to have Pulisic in. I don't care. It's the LeBron James. Come on, bro. This is his tournament. Have you seen the guy on TikTok that's talking about biomechanics and how he's the most gifted biomechanical football player of all time? Oh yeah. By the way, these American like football analysts are unreal. stay quiet until there's someone better than Pulisic. And it's just like, no, the Clint Dempsey one.
1:01:12Chip:Oh no, Clint Dempsey, that's what it was. Yeah. He said he was better than like, even Hazard. He said, even Hazard. That was it. They just don't get it. Bro, he's dead quiet. I think he eventually stopped at, Oh, I forget who it was. It might have been De Bruyne or something, but it may, he said he was better than like so many players. Wind turbine. What is that? It's taking off. Can we get Kaiseido in? Is he still got the legs in him? Is he going to be playing? He's not. Kaiseido. Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Kaiseido. My bad. I was thinking something else. Keep quiet.
1:01:48Cal:Who are you thinking? No, who are you thinking? What are you cracking up at, bro? Why are you catching a little bit of a bat? Who are you thinking? Who are you thinking? Kante.
1:02:04Chip:Oh. I think Kante will put a little shift here. Yeah, I know. Right, so we got Pulisic class. Bro, this is where you need like the niche ball knowledge and you watch like loads of international box. Get Anderson in. Fuck it. Nah, bro, stop trying to get these little pivot players. Mark Morris. No. Algiers main man. Yeah, but. Are they getting any goals?
1:02:28Cal:I'll tell you what, White Tross are there. No. I don't mind that. He's doing a job, mate. What's their group?
1:02:35Chip:Can you see their group or their fixtures? If you click on him. All right, fine, fine. Get Trossard in. I swear this team is fucked.
1:02:45Cal:This is the worst team ever.
1:02:46Chip:Oh wait, go McTominay in there, surely. No, man. Scott, stop that. He's their goal scorer. Don't get me wrong. Big Scott McTominay fan. Big, big Scott McTominay fan. I'm not going to lie. Do not hate it. But I'm just not sure in fantasy if he's the one. Bro, he scores. We don't have much money.
1:03:03Cal:We have to bring in.
1:03:04Chip:All right, fine. Okay, if you're going to bring someone in, I mean, I would like to see Jaal. But okay. Pulisic, Bruno, Trossard. How much money we got for three players? This team is 14. This is awful. Oh, this team is so fun. All right, for the keeper, you just pick the cheapest one because he's your backup. Bro, this is the shittest team. We've fucked this. Proper fucked this. We're going to win it. Get Gordon. Gordon. Class. All right. 11 mil for two defenders. Not too bad. No. Pretty bad, isn't it? All right. It's pretty bad. Nah, it's not. All right, why don't we get Númenz? Númenz. Where is he?
1:03:37Chip:We don't have many, like, big names, I feel like.
1:03:39Cal:How much money have we got left? 5.2. That's good.
1:03:43Chip:We'll go with... We need a Spanish. Wait, we need another French defender. No, we got no Spanish. No. Oh, yeah. We got Cucurella spent. We got Cucurella. Cucurella. Maybe. Matt, I think you just go another French defender. Who's going to be... Hernandez. Hernandez. Is he going to start?
1:03:59Cal:I don't think so. I thought no, I was mate, to be honest.
1:04:04Chip:Yeah. Get Hernandez in then. Do it. Boom. That's our team. We can, we can tinker with it. We've got time. Yeah. 8.2 mil left over. Let's get him Bolo the fuck out. 0.2. 0.2. He's going to be on the bench anyways. Not everybody starts. Right. Save that.
1:04:22Cal:That might go on to win it all.
1:04:24Chip:Yeah. All right. You can do that in a bit. All right. So go join the league guys. We're going to put like a thing for it.
1:04:29Cal:I'm gonna get a little bit crazy with it
1:04:31Chip:You starving?
1:04:33Cal:Yeah Mad hungry
1:04:35Chip:What are you gonna get? Describe it to me
1:04:37Cal:Subway Oh Oh
1:04:39Chip:Are you getting the katsu curry though? What?
1:04:42Cal:Waggers?
1:04:43Chip:Nah, nah, nah There's a better one
1:04:44Cal:That's the one you made me get Ordered to here Was it bad?
1:04:46Chip:Nah, it's so good
1:04:47Cal:He does talk about this katsu curry That he's got I'm not I'm not about it What are you on today? Chilling bro
1:04:53Chip:I got food videos I'm actually gonna do World Cup food today So that's an exciting one
1:04:58Cal:I need to get my bag back and then film with Brandeal with the headphones that are in my bag. Your bag's on the way.
1:05:02Chip:No way. What, on its way to here? It's on the way to here, yeah. No way. How long is it going to be to be here? I don't know. It's Korea though. Okay. Sweet.
1:05:10Cal:That's nice. Love that. Love that. You're so back. Then I'll film a little Brandeal. Then that's it.
1:05:19Chip:Damn, what a Friday.
1:05:20Cal:What are we doing this weekend?
1:05:21Chip:I'm going to go drive away a little bit. I'm going to go watch Bez at Soccer Aid. You want to come? Where is it? West Ham. West Ham. yeah alright I'll try to get you a ticket why didn't you ask me because I'll be honest with you bro you're going to be you're out tomorrow and I'll say I'm not dealing with him I'm not out tomorrow yeah you are
1:05:40Cal:no I'm not
1:05:41Chip:you got a birthday
1:05:42Cal:I do have a birthday but I've got to change it
1:05:45Chip:you can't change a birthday though birthday's always on the same day bro
1:05:48Cal:no it's not my birthday that would be irrelevant anyway you still can't change it
1:05:53Chip:what the fuck am I talking about yeah I don't know what you're on so yeah soccerade Bez is going to redeem himself for giving away two pens I can feel it yeah and he played at West Ham Stadium like a week's game got a hat trick yeah you know what Bez is actually on a bit of a run at the minute
1:06:09Cal:he's living life his best life
1:06:11Chip:and he's got a mad gaff sick pool yeah I messaged him saying can I go in your pool soon he's usually pretty down he said he'll put some of it together put the lights in so it's a great place
1:06:21Cal:for just a little more of so good do you know what
1:06:23Chip:we should do literally the next time it's sunny just message him and be like, we're coming around. So he'd be usually down for it. Has he moved or is it the same place? No, he moved like a year and a bit ago. That's the best of him today. Is the weather even that good today? Nah, you want a scorcher. It could be heated.
1:06:41Cal:I've never actually been inside the house. Really? Yeah, I've only been to the outside of it. Yeah, it's actually so nice. I'm not even lying, tomorrow. That last part just ended up being five aside for fucking time.
1:06:54Chip:What, the birthday thing? Yeah. By the way, have you seen, you know, obviously we've had the mega heat wave. This will be going out in the week of hell. If you look at it, it's raining all next week.
1:07:05Cal:Don't mind. No, I'm happy with that. I am fucking rain. I'll be able to sleep. Bring it on. And we're going to be like suffering in New York. So like, it's just soaking. It'll be our last little bit of like just water on your skin. We've booked our FPL trip. Yes, we have. Looking forward to that. You've put 10 grand towards? Yeah. Thank you.
1:07:24Chip:We got the boat day sorted. Thanks for that, Chip. No problem, mate. Everything sorted. Thanks for that, Chip. Don't worry, mate.
1:07:31Cal:It's more than where that came from.
1:07:32Chip:A couple weeks time. Just before we get back the day before we go to New York.
1:07:37Cal:What do you think? Fuck. I am excited for that. Will's bailed.
1:07:44Chip:Poor. That means we've got a free spot. Still can't come, though, because you're not part of it. That's what I'm saying, bro. Think about it. Next year, you'll be at the FPL holiday. I will be paying for it, though.
1:07:53Cal:That just would happen. I'll be me, mate. I'm going back to back You're going back to back You're going to do it I want to do the double I want to do it for the boys
1:08:01Chip:When are we going to get you Doing your open mic thing
1:08:04Cal:I don't know When do you want me to do it Like I'm I think it's going to have to be After New York Which a bit annoying Because it's time away But yeah it's going to have to be Because everyone wants to come Don't they Yeah you can come to that Alright Yeah yeah yeah I'll go to that I'm not going to last a minute on stage Like I think I'll get booed off
1:08:21Chip:Do you think you could do it? No Out of the three forfeits that we have, the tattoo, the dances, and the open mic, which would you least like? Comedy show. Yeah, it's the worst one. That's what I said.
1:08:31Cal:Horrible. I actually think I'm going to cry in the build-up. Yeah. A little panic attack backstage. There is a good chance that happens, you know. Yeah, I'll be there for it. I'm a very, I don't like public speaking. And it's only you, spotlight on you. Which I know surprises you, considering my vibe.
1:08:48Chip:The stature and the industry.
1:08:49Cal:The way that I walk around the streets, But I fucking would rather die Than even talking in front of four people It's true actually
1:08:56Chip:But this is important You could just get over your fear with this Oh I couldn't
1:09:03Cal:That's like when I get in the ocean bro And I have to be on about 10 winds
1:09:07Chip:Oh yeah because you're scared of the sharks
1:09:09Cal:I'm not scared of the sharks bro Yeah you are First of all I'm like the deep I fuck with the sharks Oh you don't know what I'm talking about Sorry never mind What are you talking about? The boys There's a character called the deep and he talks to animals. Talks to fish. Fuck off. It's his superpower, bro. That's the world's shits, his superpower. Yeah. That is, bro. It's basically Aquaman. No, but he essentially controls the sea because of it. Yeah, but what's the benefit to controlling the sea? All the fish fuck with him. He's dating an octopus. Oh, this guy's just a freak. No, he is a freak.
1:09:45That's his whole thing. Oh, okay. Have you watched it? It's all like the first three episodes I thought this is childish and shit I'm off
1:09:51Chip:I'm gonna go play Lego Batman yeah is it shit I'm gonna go play Batman how long have we got Aaron 10 alright 10 yeah chop it up yeah right guys we're gonna wrap it up nah nah nah they hate it when you do that bro yeah but he cuts this out someone had to say it yeah someone had to say it no I love it when you do do it nah
1:10:09Cal:first half hour was generational chop it up oh yeah yeah no don't get me wrong that was a good part it was it's always the ones where you're a little bit delirious where the weird shit comes out yeah Speaker 2 00,
1:10:22Chip:thank you very much for watching. We'll see you guys in a little bit. Bye-bye.
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