289. Drunk Texas Trip, AB Meets Jude Bellingham & Thogden Link Up…

11:06Chip:the game you know what after that game so anyways the whole gameplay is like we're not pitch side we're not doing any fucking analysis for you lot at the end though I remember you boys saying we're not going to speak about the double pivot though in O 'Reilly's hold up play come on there's the elephant in the room guys come on no but he's right he's right the end of it nah everyone's brain is lagging no we're still a bit fucked but my second half of this pod's going to be mad carry on because we're warming up yeah we're getting there no you're you're doing the opposite you're regressing out of the combo yeah yeah

11:46Cal:I'm on a cool down alright he's on standby just let him go go go go

11:50Chip:yeah and then afterwards when everybody was singing Wonderwall Hey Jude nah that moment I was like we're winning the lot woo I think we are winning the lot speaking of that should I write my prediction on here yeah please do AB you actually need to I wonder what team you're going to put don't know don't tell us don't tell us write it to yourself but so this gets revealed at the end of the world yeah yeah on our final ep England England shut up it's not England bro I don't know obviously I have a motherfucking dickhead we watched that game but the problem is as well in the US you can drink in stadiums

12:29Cal:yes

12:29Chip:big big problem mega problem

12:33Cal:problem for who

12:34Chip:well it was an issue for us wasn't no that was unreal the guy just coming by like offering ice cold beers i thought it'd just be like corn dogs get your corn dogs now here's your jug of beer now drink it yeah it was so good little complaint um the americans in the crowd seem to not understand that people stand up at football games yeah they want you to like two different people okay first one was like can you guys sit down people behind can't see no oh yeah and then i was in like oh no sorry like we're gonna to stand for it and i don't know if you want to sit down because but if you want to stand i'm not asked and then like maybe in the second half or something an american woman comes up to me and goes oh would you mind sitting down and is like my two kids can't see no they were like quite a few rows further back there were other people around standing and i was there like i'll be honest with you like if i sit down it's not actually going to change anything yeah yeah it is so many people and i said just have your kids stand up no fuck them kids bro dickheads honestly they were i did a smug little grin on their face.

13:37How about you hit puberty and come back to a match and you can stand up? How about that? There were guys, by the way, so I can relate to it. It's not weird. So, moral of the story is, we're not sitting down.

13:51Chip:I hear that. That was really weird. There were so many American people wearing England tops. There were more of that. There was more Americans wearing England tops than there were England fans. Yeah, it was really bizarre. Yes, mate. Genuinely. There wasn't more. Nah.

14:09Cal:I think we were just sat in the bit where there was more Americans. No. Because the actual England section was behind us.

14:14Chip:I saw that, but there were so many Americans wearing England tops. It is weird. Because their country is in a tournament, isn't it? Like even Cash Grabber, he was wearing England tops. Yeah, but that's different. No, I'm not saying... I'm just saying I was so surprised that that's a thing here. Yeah. I didn't expect it at all. I thought it would be just all England fans. There's no way the Americans...

14:33Cal:Well, there's probably like... there's a lot of Premier League fans here. So they're probably just wanting to support England because they watch Premier League football.

14:39Chip:Yeah, and there was loads of Real Madrid Bellingham tops. Yeah, there's a lot of that. You know what? Before I came to America, I was kind of under the assumption that everyone here were massive gimps. But I've not met one person who's given me a remotely bad vibe. Everyone's been top 10. It might be a New York thing. I've heard a lot of stuff about the East Coast just being more real, chill people. Saying that Dallas was classer. Everyone's been sweet. I thought people would be asking just for like ammunition all the time what? calling in Lodad drops I don't know bringing bouncing betties to the motive I don't know what they're on

15:12Cal:you can go to Walmart and get some shit if you want bro I will Walmart was top

15:17Chip:we should have gone and seen if they had like an ammo section

15:19Cal:Walmart was

15:22Chip:I've been to one before might have top the game for me that Walmart I was saying on the video I don't think we don't have a a Tesco bigger than the one we went to Not even the Superstore Tesco

15:34Cal:It was big in No Oh was it Oh in Texas my bad Yeah they got like AR-15s We got little moons It's just not the same First of all There's nothing fucking wrong With a little moon

15:45Chip:I love a little moon You should have used something else I fucking love Yeah you've kind of just

15:49Cal:Fucked up that whole thing Especially when you've named One of the top five things On the planet I've never had one I like Tesco as well Fucking hell What are you A brand new with Tesco Are you getting commission off it Oh I'd love Real ones Real ones that Asda enjoys anyway No way That's just the worst. What? That's where you park up in a fucking car and park. Why is this? You know what? This is true, though, because in my house, the car park, they do just park up. Yeah, you just park up. Smoke a couple of Js. What? Or crank. Crank one out. I don't know. Me and my boy used to get in his mum's seat at 500 and just get licked off in the car park in lockdown.

16:25Cal:What? What do you mean by that? You and your mates were cranking it out together. Cranking it out together. That's what you said. I said get licked off. You were doing the... You were cranking it. I didn't even do anything. Oh, no, that's a handbrake. Oh, bro. You need to work on your motions. Yeah. I thought you meant cranking it. Oh, if this was on camera, I'd show you the motion if that's what I meant. Go on, then. No, I'm not goon since I've been here. I don't want to think about doing it placebo at all because I might not. What? What a live pod. No, I am on a genuine... We could... We could...

16:56No, I'm good. What are you doing?

17:00Cal:What is going on? I'm on a full goon band in America there. Yeah, I read that. There's no way you go six weeks from. Oh, there is. I'm waiting for England-Brazil game. Smell the pheromones. Sorry.

17:12Chip:Do you reckon that's why you got your bench PR? We've got to talk about that. Oh, yeah. So, went to the gym. I've got three goals for this trip. Number one, get a one out of ten vlog. Number two, 140 kg bench. Number three, Brazil girl. and um i uh there's one of those that is not getting done i'll let the people decide which one that is he's already hit bench pr let me tell you that yeah we got three out of ten on the block so we're close to taking two off um nah but yeah we went to the gym i was like nice feels heavy i've barely eaten today i'm gonna struggle put 130 on rep it for four immediately me and cal are like oh something's going mad here yeah put 140 on flies up and then i'm like all right i'll take that asked me to probably could have got two and then a guy in the back of the gym goes like you know you gotta go again and i was like no but i am quite go again all right you go three minutes and you go again all right i'll put the plates back on fuck ab's looking at me going bro i really don't want to do this and then anyway we put 145 kg on and it went up like nothing so 150 benches happened this trip and i weigh 80 kg so i'm like if i get 150 i'm 10 kg off bench and double my body weight.

18:25That's sick. Which has got to be in top 0.00001%.

18:27Cal:I know why you're doing it, bro. Because he started sniffing his balls. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have got into that. Yeah, a little bit. I told you, I've been trying to put people on for years. That's just like smelling salts. I think it is too. I don't do it in the gym, though. I don't do it in public. You do it on the plane. Yeah, this is fun. I don't do it on the plane, bro. I've seen a couple scratching sniffs off you. I do not scratch and sniff on the plane. I've seen it. I like to keep my scratches and it's personal because okay it's like when you do when you're in bed in the morning you just morning's the best time for it by the way because you pre-shower oh flipping heck what a pre-shower one oh i bet last night's hit different because you didn't shower for like 48 hours yeah let me just say the thing i don't mind being with my boys hung over that's yeah that's just part of the game yeah but you you really push your limits bro you like wake up no water no electrolytes it's like you hate yourself yeah you go on strike you're like I'm making this a worse possible day like you just you just do nothing to help bro I'll like offer you electrolytes and vitamins you're like nah nah I had um I had a full bottle of electrolytes yeah that's because I bought you a boo basket yeah you did buy me a boo basket it was actually hella cute yeah I got him a neck pillow liquid IV American Airlines Teddy

19:44Chip:no that was a different bit I think is in the loaded edit I don't know still no way our bit got down for fuck's sake but nah I think you just gotta work on your aftercare it's better like this you just said your liver was hurting before the box it's a punishment

20:04Cal:for what? for getting sendy? yeah so when you get sendy you have to suffer the consequences it's part and parcel of the game otherwise if I recovered so well I'd be getting sendy every night let me just say by the way the reason you were so cooked is because we start the pre's at 10 a.m. We're all drinking all day battered. I throw in the towel at probably like half 11. He throws it at like midnight. So we've gone back separately. I hear Cal come back that he's not with Chip. I'm like, oh God, no.

20:32Chip:You cannot leave him. I turned to Chip. I went, Chip, let's roll. And you went, Cal? I'm staying. You said, there's no way I'm going home with you right now. It was 12. And I was there like, all right, bro. because I could see it in the eyes that there was no convincing. Yeah, yeah. It's mad. It's not even Chip anymore. It's fucking venom.

20:54Cal:Well, you just gotta let me have a late one. At least you got me the boo basket as well. Yeah, yeah. And then, but anyway, all the YouTube lot, everyone's dipped. It's just Chip on the side of the street on his wands in Dallas like a stray dog and a whip just pulls up and goes, get in. And Chip goes, all right, and then just ends up at some freaky closed club all night. nothing wrong with that bro there's nothing wrong with it bro i don't but the thing is i genuinely don't know how you do it yeah it's it's crazy it's such an insane aura to have because no matter what no matter what state i'm in how bad i am there's always part of my brain it's like you should probably get yourself at mc like i don't my self is always chatting i don't get that bro

21:34Chip:he he he pushed that that person away a long time ago yeah i just that's years of stay out so we skipped we skipped a big part anyways so we finished the game yep then we decide right we'll head back to ours ab's they're like guys we need to head back uh my mate cash grabber never mind but i knew he'd i knew he'd be valid yeah yeah yeah and he's like he's gonna meet us at our gaffer we're like oh okay fine anyways we because of the one-way system and all sorts found it like we were there like oh my god it's gonna take us like 25 minutes to do what could just be a two minute walk if we just run through this guy's garden i look over and he's actually just chilling And I went, mate, is there any chance you would just let us walk through your garden?

22:14Chip:And he was there like, absolutely. He was wearing an England top. He wasn't from England, I don't think. And he said, let me just tell my wife. I'm like, no, I don't need to run through your house. I just need to go through the garden. He was like, all right, okay, on you go. We started celebrating with him a bit. Saved us a good 20 minutes there. And then we see Cash Grabber at the gaff. And then that's kind of where the whole day just descended into chaos. Endless buzz balls. Big topless freak off. Those big buzz balls. Oh, John Nellis rocking up. oi kit off now John that's the rule of the party big shout out to John Nellis it was his birthday as well or it was the night of his birthday and I dropped Toby his manager a message I said yo swing by the gaff honestly he was so sound John Nellis top three guys of all time he's brilliant isn't he yeah he's fucking lovely get on great what a guy so we get back and yeah I don't know why it was like you had to be topless in that gaff I think it was really hot No, it was pretty well AC'd in there.

23:11No, but when we came in, everyone was soaked from the heat. Yeah, true. I think that's kind of how it started. And then it just came a thing. I think if you had your kit on, you just felt a bit out of place. Like, what are you hiding? Yeah. I think it's just kind of a thing, like, unspoken rule, like, kit off, where you're not really a part of this crew.

23:27Chip:Yeah. And then we were just playing pool drinking games. And, mate, those big fuck-off boz balls were horrendous. I mean, you say that. You were the one torturing everyone. You're like You are the biggest enabler You're the problem Don't say shit You go around

23:43Cal:Pouring in people's gobs But I was with you on that But like Someone needs to keep The motive moving No no I hear that But like I was already on death's door When you gave me like A massive fireball And I was Throwing up violently You were throwing up In the toilet And I was following you In there with 0.5 camera Yeah This ain't going

24:01Chip:Yeah This ain't going to the road baby Where like you walk out And you can just see AB in the background Just like just struggling on that toilet. Yeah. It was intense one. So yeah, then we headed into Dallas. Well, Cash Grabber kept going, none of you guys checked in with me. No one checked in. This is my city. And I'm like, all right, bro, well, if it's your city, sort us out a spot for tonight. Yeah. So Cash Grabber, I don't, I'm just going to call him his full name. His government name, Cash Grabber. Just call him Grabber. Grabber. Anyways, Grabber's there like, guys, I've sorted it. When you get there, say the name Rico.

24:37Rico.

24:38Chip:So we've talked to this gaff now. Keep in mind, first of all, when we rock up, they're like, oh, this gaff looks like a bit, bit weird. The vibe seems like well off. Anyways, I stood there. We were there like, oh yeah, Rico knows we're coming. And he goes, Rico? Who the hell's Rico? And I'm like, at this point, Cash Grabber's with you. I'd made it there early before you. They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cash Grabber said he swore that out. No, when he rocked up, it was so funny. He got out of the car. He was, I do believe him when he says that's like the most Foxy's ever been. He was saying it's your fault as well for the BuzzFall assault.

25:14But yeah, he gets out of the car. He pulls up to the venue. He's like, yo, Holden, I'm good. Rico sorted it. And they're like, what the fuck? Give me your ID. He's like, no, I'm good at Rico. Give me your ID. All right. And then they're going to pat him down. He's like, no, we don't need to do that. Pat you down now. All right. And then I was immediately like, I don't know if he does run this guy. we got to top and it was dead quiet well it was just columbian people there for the game and then he's just clocked out on his phone like realizing i think he's realizing how fucked he is he's also realizing he's dropped a stinker here and then he comes up to me goes yo back in 20 minutes i'm like

25:45Chip:cool i've never seen him again yeah and he did he's gone he's gone he dipped oh and at that point yeah at that point we spent like another 30 minutes there playing drinking games it was a dark day and then i said right let's try another spot then we went to like what like a honky tonk

26:03Cal:type of bar and i play them do a lot singing and stuff on stage yeah so there was live music there then the bov boys came and joined us there um and it was just a bit of a motive really sick moeve actually texas was really cool it's mental flying over it it's like just endless unloaded server just like i just every time i'm in america i just feel like you could just build so many cities so much space there's so much space and everybody legit has unlimited space

26:31Chip:yeah like when you go into these massive buildings like these walmarts that are fucking like the size of london you're just there like yeah of course but you could do this a million times over yeah i do think new york is like 10 times better than anywhere in america i could live here if we all just agreed to move out now you like new york yeah i love it that's what a lot of people man i love before i love people out here people are good vibes it's great out there fucking hell huh now come on where you nearly said something let's go i said it's great yeah

27:02Cal:that's what we needed thank you for that jepard no problem lads let's look at the dock we oh yeah

27:09Chip:wait by the way did you guys see this ray ferrari like obviously we know we spoke about his tunes before but has he actually dropped the tunes no i think he's got a new one coming out that he's teasing and he's made a ray ferrari instagram i'm so yeah he did actually drop it what is actually

27:22Cal:going on with the ray ferrari let me just check is it just a bit like going quite far it's a bit but he he knows it kind of slaps so he's gonna push it okay okay yeah like imagine you made a joke song and everyone was like it's actually slaps yeah you're like you know what i'm gonna fucking run with it yeah ray ferrari is a cold name as well i don't know where he got that but It's fucking money It might be from a league There you go

27:42Chip:Literally this is it It's called Back Again Back Again Back Again How many listeners has it got? Bro already 120k I think it got dropped I think it got dropped today Wait

27:52Cal:Batch might end up with A million played song On Spotify Be so funny I guess more monthly listeners Than Arthur Hill Nah That would fuck me up Nah If I was older The whole shtick Fuck But you know Ray Ferrari will definitely Come out and do his tune At an Arthur Hill concert Yeah I hope so That's kind of written It's got to happen doesn't it

28:10Chip:Yeah But yeah I'm actually a bit gutted That I don't think Batch has any plans To come out here It would be good to have him It would be nice to see him Come and join Need those Chris None of those boys Why is Chris What the fuck That's why I said I said like Your whole shtick Is being a football channel How are you not coming out To the World Cup Big boy Especially when we're all here as well I know you're doing nothing at home We fell into a tic-tac box Idiot Small football playing Idiot Tell him bro If it did Before this as well me and Chip actually had a warm up. You know what I've realised, Chip?

28:43Chip:I would say in the last two and a half weeks, there's been a grand total of three days in which we haven't had a drink. Because I just realised we had our FPL holiday as well. Oh, fuck. I forgot you boys had that. You guys are actually fucked, you know. Yeah. Actually, I don't know if I could chill with you, man. Because my mum will see I'm chilling with fucking wrongings.

29:01Cal:This is bad. This is bad. When will it end? Not today. Not today. Not tonight. Nah, come on, boys. someone's going to get hospitalized someone's got to be the adult in this relationship no drinks I'm trying not to drink until Boston England match well you're on your fucking how long is that yeah four days

29:29Chip:Friday now so it's not four days Saturday Sunday well Monday you've got a drink yeah so two days

29:35Cal:I'm not doing that look we'll have a couple tonight Friday yeah you enjoy that

29:40Chip:Saturday big one Saturday

29:42Cal:bigger one tomorrow and then rest Sunday rest Sunday respectfully Monday I've got a drive so I need to rest Sunday rest Monday oh if you I was the hungover state you were in yeah you're gonna be behind a wheel on the way back yeah but I'm fucking even better oh no he'll get us on much quicker bro you couldn't unlock your phone I don't know trust me man you're out of breath from scrolling today that's not by the way can I say that's kind of true because even during this podcast right now I can feel myself heavily breathing I think I need to get my heart checked in the Uber you were literally like no I genuinely Lee said to me he was like you're good I was like wow he's like last 10 minutes you've been breathing into that mind like you're fucked really and I'm like what and then you said I was out of breath scrolling is that a heart thing what could it be what could it be I reckon

30:30Chip:everything in there just mashed up I think just everything's

30:31Cal:a bit fucked from just getting too honest yeah yeah

30:33Chip:this is what I'm saying though it's so important it's a slow withdrawal like have one beer tonight and then zero beers tomorrow do you know what I mean like do it that way

30:45Cal:we're just degenerates I'm actually going to join AB and not drink until Boston no drinks until Boston

30:53Chip:I just know by the way Boston's going to probably be more fucked than Dallas isn't it yeah well from what I've heard about the nightlife have you seen all the Scotland fans I don't think it will be it does look unreal doesn't it why would it not be they actually drank the entire gaff dry

31:10Cal:is that one of the best places to go out nah but like we had a certain crowd with us that made that night mental well yeah they're all gonna be there though aren't they I don't think so Harry's there Harry's there Ethan's not gonna be there Ethan's a strong he taps out early anyway he did contribute to that he's a good vibe he kicks it off and then he dips

31:27Chip:he does the heavy lifting the Bob boys I imagine actually you think the Bob boys are there I don't know well they flew him back to New York so yeah they will be yeah look we'll make it work honestly so far I don't see any reason for me to go home after the World Cup's done

31:43Cal:oh I hear it we don't have to I'm I can't get back to that get off

31:50Chip:you literally said in the car there's such a high chance that when he gets back he's he'll never go back to that flat and he's just gonna have a new spot spawned in I do think you need a new spot yeah I think you need a one going from I want to live here

32:05Cal:That Texas house man I want to live here Just winds me up All that It had everything That we need

32:11Chip:Yeah Yeah You just get one of those In the UK

32:13Cal:Bathroom was sick Yeah Just everything about the place Was just ideal That was a perfect bloke scaf Play a pool as well Up top

32:24Chip:Yeah Fuck Shuffleboard was broken though But It's what it is Fuck boys My brain is actually Social media band for under 16 no you know what bro that's all my snapchat streak's gone what all my snap streak's gone bro chill out you gotta be fucking mad I back it I back it I back it there'll be a lot of squeakers in the comments being like nah squeakers we wanna watch youtube we wanna watch mr. b shut up go play for it how about this though I actually think youtube should be youtube should be fine should be fine yeah because I understand the doom scrolling on TikTok, the Snapchat, Instagram, fucking Facebook.

33:07Chip:I guess it's because

33:07Cal:YouTube's got shorts. but you could just

33:10Chip:get rid of shorts though. They'd definitely be able to do that. I would support that. I don't think YouTube

33:15Cal:should be banned completely.

33:16Chip:I think there's so many good things on YouTube that actually people learn, get curious about. Don't get me wrong, there's still DJing content on there. It's more long form though, isn't it? It's just like, it's not as fuck. I grew up, I grew up with just, out of them, only really using Snapchat, Insta and YouTube, saying that real reels wasn't really no tiktok was six form um but insta didn't really have reels as well so the only snapchat and youtube i'd say youtube's calm snapchat's probably a bit cooked yeah it's not like it was that was just how all me and my mates kept in touch but a lot of non-street goes down on it i think that's why no that yeah i think some of that stuff and i do think a lot of it may fry i mean under 16 my brain's getting fried and i'm 31 you guys let me just say this like people think I'm like the DJ and scroller.

34:05You guys are so much worse. If I'm in a car, I don't like scrolling. I like to look out the window. If I'm at the gym, I'll only scroll through my Spotify songs. You guys are just cooked. Alright, that's valid. Let's pull up the screen time right now. Doesn't count. My phone was bugged. Also,

34:20Chip:your phone was bugged. We'll be scrolling. Say what it was. We're at a meal and they're like, oh, this compares to great time. It's pointless activity. Two weeks ago, it was$15,$16 a day. But there will be a reason for that. What was the reason? Trying to talk about... There will be a reason.

34:39Cal:That's every waking hour of the day. No, but something will have been going on. It might have been when I was waiting for my passport. It wasn't. It was the week after. Oh, my God. Put it down, bro. No. Did you not make food or like brush your teeth? Anything else in that day? Oh, I wish I had like metaglasses on for the last two days so they could see how foxy my man are. We do scroll a little bit. Don't even chat in a noob with Izok because they're just looking at fucking Ancelotti memes. I'm not denying it, bro. I'm not denying it. The Ancelotti memes.

35:12Chip:Let me just say right now. Yeah, trust me, man.

35:14Cal:Sweater World Cup has been so cool.

35:15Chip:Sweater World Cup is one of the greatest experiences I've ever had. And especially because they've introduced this new translated feature. So I now have access to Brazilian, Spanish, all sorts of humor that I would never had access to before. and the World Cup has just enlightened me I don't have Twitter maybe that's why I'm not scrolling

35:36Cal:yeah Twitter is really good to scroll the memes at the moment like you genuinely get so much enjoyment out of it it's hard not to do it yeah I know you're just giggling and airing me the whole trip

35:45Chip:I just feed so much shit on people

35:48Cal:yeah it's just obviously like showing each other and AB's like every time just goes don't have Twitter don't have Twitter don't have Twitter oh don't we fucking know mate you've mentioned it about a hundred times sorry i'm just reading i don't know all right chat let's stop now what people born before 2005 so me and you guys i guess but it's no but it's kind of more obvious for you lot yeah because you're mad fucking old yeah no didn't have social media before the age of 16 brackets or it wasn't as consuming agree or disagree yeah well yeah yeah it's yeah i think it's gotten mad i think i had the perfect balance of it like in primary school i had like early instagram but no one really knew how it worked like it was just looked like dog shit but we had like youtube weller and all that and then all of school was just youtube and messaging each other on snap and then tiktok came in yeah when it changed from musically to tiktok yeah i used to make videos reacting to tiktok like

36:51Chip:clowning TikTok like that. It was like a really embarrassing thing to have it. Yeah, back in the day. It was all dancers. It was just dancers though. And then it turned into Vine. Like a better version of Vine. Charlie D 'Amelio is such a rocket these days. It's mad.

37:07Cal:I'm not sure like the ages and stuff. She's my age. I'm literally the same age. Okay, you're sweet. Fucking hell. And then...

37:23I tell you what this is why we need a drinking break because we're here for work we're here for the fellas and we're delivering fucking no this has been a good pod

37:31Chip:people are going to like this pod bro they're going to come off saying they could have just had a shit it'll be more fun Lily's just shaking his head and gone nuts this has been a slice of mud pie bro mud pie what are you talking about I actually think this has been good you're lying I've been here for an hour and a half. Oh, holy sunion ring.

37:55Cal:We're fucking giga cooked. I thought we were done. No, this pod is giga cooked. You must have not been rolling.

38:01Chip:Didn't land the first half. Okay. All right. All right. Name one thing that you want to achieve in the US. Okay. Okay.

38:14Cal:Let me get to a big next.

38:16Chip:All right. Right. Wait, let me actually just say something on AB before it goes any further because I need to tell you this, bro. I've never met a guy that you're like a soundboard when it comes to like movie quotes or TV quotes or meme quotes. Like you just... I'm used to being around cultured people who have seen every comedy film in the game. But sometimes... No, it's not even the films. It would be like, oh, what? You've never seen that viral video of the guy ordering at McDonald's?

38:44Just because I went up to the counter and went, let me get to a big match with two apple pies and a bit sad and sad of friends. You know that fucking, everyone knows that shit, bro. Fuck off. Don't say my fucking word now. What? You can't claim that. What's he claiming? Fuck off. First of all, look how he's curled up.

39:02Chip:I hope you guys have been enjoying the vlogs. I feel like the vlogs have been class, by the way. We should just sat the pod and be vloggers. We are good vloggers. I'll just collab post on every vid. We are good vloggers. you're not chilling like this yeah you can't be doing that because there's going to be a clip and you actually look fucked boys boys i was sat like this in a whole little the bonus episode i uh you might have to remove it but some of the the shots of my belly and short shorts and shit the fact that you didn't fucking say how sort your shit out you think it's his fault if you put on the Chungus Playstar Plus before I part.

39:43The Chungus what plus? Playstar Plus for a reader. Book! You talk about is it your first day on Earth?

39:49Cal:Oh my God.

39:54Chip:Oh yeah, AV's actually crap. I'm up. No, you lost two games in one one. We're doing a tenner per goal throughout the time we're here and I'm up. Yeah, okay, you're winning on aggregate then, but if it was

40:09Cal:like a best of you you lost he beat me we only played once he beat me oh well i you should you should not have been getting played around the part yeah but chip you remind me of i took you to extra time and i played this game first of all i'm playing against i'm playing ex-rebel fc by the way yeah uh second of all i you reminded me of you know when you see them clips and it's like an unc playing cod and you send them a voice note like get fucking shit on and he's like oh i'm actually sorry, I'm just on my son's Xbox. That's what you remind me of when I play against you, bro. Bro, I took you to extra time.

40:41Cal:That should not be happening. And then I bagged like 47 minutes. Like, bro, my fucking, my hands were hurting. He was like, what? Because I squeezed the controller really tight. I play core on FIFA. Shut up, bro. He doesn't, bro. I was watching him play. I know he doesn't. So you thought I brought my scuffed controller and control freaks for no reason. What? fucking sipping a little bit of G Fuel fucking little gamer glasses on what are the glasses again? what are they called? yeah what are they called? do you remember them? they were called it wasn't just optics was it?

41:13Chip:nah what were they called? were they called gamer glasses? no they weren't they had a proper name

41:19Cal:no but you know what when we're talking about shit products that is up there man like who needs glasses to play fucking nah it's like blue light glasses nah blue light glasses I can get by not gonna lie I was wearing blue light glasses but they're selling them as gamer guys I think someone told me they don't prove and do anything with your sleep and I checked it and they were like yeah it's bollocks I might be wrong but I thought you guys know New York his name is also York and it was also called New Amsterdam

41:47Chip:oh my god oh my god I imagine you've been in such a goofy mood for the last three days anyway and you lot are just pissing me off with these indoor sunglasses as well I've never met such a group of fucking degenerates it's so bright First of all bro Some of us want to get gridded up And screenshot on this pod Yeah I'm trying to get a couple of flicks That's why my grid game's good I get a flick of that That whole shit I sat in assembly I've been sat like this

42:16Cal:For the whole pod I'm trying to get flicked up

42:22Chip:By the way that's what everybody here says I thought it was just A-B Meming around And in the UK I feel like it is a meme Over here they'll be like yo can we catch a flick Yeah, and I'll be like, what? Flick me up. Flick me up. That's everyday vocab. Flick me, flick me. Flick me. Hi, human, flick me. Flick me, flick me.

42:45Cal:Flick me, flick me.

42:55Cal:Can flick you without a strike ticket?

43:02okay so by the way a guy came up to me in the American match and went like Chip you're the funniest on the pod AB your defender is regular traffic

43:15Chip:that was actually the match I remember that and AB started crashing at home I didn't crash at home under his breath he kept going yeah well I'd be fucking fuming if I had your accent too

43:28Cal:I had to turn to AB and say yo let him slide let him slide because he was gonna slime him out i was gonna blow his shit smooth off no but that does the trick the regular traffic shit triggers me because it's my vocab

43:48bro you think i'm just online nibbler i'm fucking about it bro i'll i'll bite someone's head off I'll eat that face that nibble

43:59Chip:I forgot about that oh my god someone else actually said some shit actually

44:05Cal:somebody else said the regular traffic thing as well I remember yeah my joke two people yeah oh man one of the greatest heists of all time stealing that zinger bro chill out

44:16Chip:it's about how you deliver it

44:19Cal:it's about how you deliver it bro and you sat there and took it like a good boy

44:26Attaboy I'm going to get a hotel tonight No I am I am I am

44:39So what else is going on in the clout house Sabina rocks up today Sabina's coming today Let's go I'm excited for that because you need a mother Yeah Sabina will bring me back to life Someone needs to pick up

44:50Cal:that freaky out kid now. Sabina will bring me back to life, bro.

44:55Chip:Yeah, she'll keep you in check. Yeah.

44:58Cal:Couple quiches. Looking forward to that. Quiches? You want a quiche? No, I don't, but she'll make one. Some lasagna. She'll make you a lasagna. Oh, will she make a morning spread? Yeah, probably.

45:10Chip:Is she actually going to cook for the boys? What's the switch?

45:12Cal:I mean, she'll definitely cook for us, yeah. You just have to get her some ingredients, tell her what you want. Some ingredients. Yeah, because she ain't got I'll see what I can do. There's not much in his fucking house right now.

45:21Chip:There's no water in the house. I'm on the final bottle.

45:24Cal:Every time somebody needs to hydrate, we have to go.

45:29Chip:That's why we need that machine from the Dallas house. We should just order one of them. I want to get one for my actual gaff at home. I ate a fucking chicken Alfredo and garlic bread in bed last night. That was one of the most degenerate things I've had. One final bite of garlic bread. And then I look at my phone charger and go, nah, I'm not even going to bother charging it. Yeah. sorry I just need to tell Harry right now the name of the gaff you guys you guys no

45:54Cal:flexing at you boys a motor show I've got nothing in me there man I just gave everything I had no we're on the same vibe I think say the same word on three one two three fire toad

46:10Cal:oh if that would have come to my head I would have said it but I've not got the brain capacity to figure that out shut

46:19Chip:What else has been going on? You know what is at least so unimpressed with this pod? By the way, I think this pod's been like a 10 out of 10. I've had a good time. I've had a really good time. For the audio, it's probably not great. Yeah, but video-wise, I think it's been close. Well, because we're just creasing the whole time. But also, audio listeners are low-key pussy-holes. Nah, fuck with it. I'm more of an audio listener. No, because real ones will find like a sneaky crevice to pop up your phone at work and just catch a glimpse of it. But they didn't want to risk it. How would you do it at the warehouse?

46:49Oh, I just put it between a couple of nooks and crannies, a couple of nuts and bolts. Yeah. Watching it though, yeah. Yeah. I'd do an airponding, but I'd be the other side of the thing. Just like, what are you looking at, Alfie? My future. Fuck off.

47:02Chip:Damn. That is actually such a crazy fucking life arc. Yeah. It's kind of annoying that I got used to it because it used to feel sick. And now I'm like, oh, this is enough. What, this? No, I don't mean that. This is the moment where you get to show your personality. You popping up in all them other next vids. I just watch it. I go, that's not the guy, no. Nice watch, bro. That's a really nice watch. Oh, you're going to get a new watch here, though, aren't you? I think if we win in Vegas. Yeah, my birthday. If we win big in Vegas, I want to come back with a new... I've left an empty slot in the watch travel box.

47:39Yeah. That's for Vegas. My birthday watch as well. Even if I go... Yeah, even if I get what? my birthday watch no you're not I'm only getting your one for you yeah but I've been

47:47Cal:setting it up for weeks so imagine you actually did it now that's wedding gift I'll take it I'll take it wedding as well well now you seem greedy I think one of you should do wedding one should do birthday out of respect out of everything

47:58Chip:I'll do Christmas bro has anyone got

47:59Cal:anyone has anyone bought anyone a watch before in this

48:02Chip:no but I'd be happy to why is that your expectation to get two I do buy a box two in one year is actually mental bro to be fair

48:09Cal:I'm getting married though it's big

48:13Chip:It's actually fully dead serious Like get me a watch Nah Because I want I would turn the baby You know what I would buy you one But you never wear one

48:20Cal:Ever I'm saving my first watch For it has to be again Okay The only chance you're getting a watch Is if you stop asking for one Because it's going to make me Not want to do it Because then also

48:28Chip:Then I get it And I'm like Oh you just got what he asked for No because I've got a real

48:31Cal:I've got a real plan in my head Where I'm going to cut up Every single time

48:35Chip:You're using my shit for content Fuck off

48:37Cal:Every single time Nah it's going on fellas Every single time I've asked for a pod And then we're going to finally cut to the clip with a little bit of emotional music. Whoa. And then, well, it does for me. It will for me when I go home and I look at my little fucking Rolex Batman. Courtesy of you. I'm not getting you a Batman.

48:53Chip:I'm not getting you a Batman. Bro, you're getting like a start. You're getting an air king.

48:57Cal:I come from a cow's house. You really think I'm expecting you to buy me a 15k watch?

49:03Chip:Yeah, you probably are. Like,

49:05Cal:I'm fucking behind on my electricity bill. We're sweet. We're good for it. Have we got any guests lined up?

49:11Chip:uh yes mike malak on the horizon yeah yeah yeah yeah so what are you hyped about that one i was going to come towards the end of the world cup um yeah not a big fan of people just clowning on us getting vic star on they're like boys went all the way to the u.s to just get vic star on first of all we were here for like two days and we didn't know if ab was going to be there or not and vic star just one of the soundest fucking boys of all time he was like yes lads of course I'm jumping on. Amen. Respect to Vicstar. And then we also spoke about getting potentially Marlon on. Yeah, I feel like the streamers are so hard to track down.

49:50They're just fucking flying about everywhere. But I think they were in New York for the parade. We could try a game on. I spoke to by in London and he's seen Keane, but nothing more free. They'd be evading shit all the time. Bro's engaged now, sir.

50:02Chip:Yeah. Which, I don't know if that's right for his image, bro. I don't think you can think about first of all leave him alone yeah leave our mate alone he follows me on IG

50:18Cal:that's enough okay alright he must follow me you can't really think about your image though can you you must I don't know if he

50:25Chip:did you boys think about your image when you proposed nope people weren't really following me because I was laying there believe it or not that was not the case that would probably make him more desirable to Gal you reckon now they can't have him fuck that's a good that is what they say they say that is the case I respect that certainly my case everyone's now oh what if I went to Mackey's and they no longer did nuggets on the menu I'd want that nugget way more yeah and that's not about nuggets it's true man

50:56Cal:I wouldn't because I wouldn't be happy with chicken so let's all make chicken or make spicy or make crispy and then I'd actually sit there and go nah I need them nuggets good point man

51:09Chip:thank you thank you for putting it in terms for the audience to understand yeah yeah I do actually yeah for sure for sure

51:15Cal:yo bring back the chicken legend by the way

51:17Chip:oh bro we're not doing this

51:18Cal:no sorry because that that much I don't know AB if you ever had that oh god that shit used to bang oh you might actually be too I've never had a chicken legend oh I never would no I was about when they were about no you weren't did you ever try one did you ever try one AB because I feel like you'd actually love them It's perfect for you

51:37Chip:Imagine I fucking got a bogey I'm getting scared What are you doing? He's checking if he's got a bogey Everyone tune in to the video real quick You sweet Fucking sweet as fuck We would have told you, bro No, I didn't want a chicken I used to order a chicken mayo With no mayo With no mayo Just bread and chicken Sorry, I felt like I was doing a thong What the fuck was that? Suck it off Get out of my face Sorry, what is this? 10 minutes. What the fuck has happened here, boys? I honestly think for them, we can't just keep getting batted all the time. It's not fair on the kids. This is their last fucking week on social media, and this is what we're giving them.

52:20Chip:Bro, we have been creating. Look at that vlog. It's one out of 10. Any 16-year-olds watching, you can use my ID. Just keep watching. Bro, our people watching are 16 and a half. we're good we're good this shit doesn't affect us well it doesn't because it's going to be the new norm for all of YouTube like if you're not going to be like I've fallen off everyone's fallen off you know what I mean it's just a new norm I just don't think it makes that much of a difference I don't think it does people just watch on their mum's fucking iPad mini yeah you know what I mean yeah fuck it Chip do something do you want me to bring my iPad what you said iPad

52:56Cal:no just fuck unplug him literally someone full reset I honestly was tapped out that conversation. I think you need to get choked out also. I need to be, someone put me in a fucking armbar. What else have we got? We went shopping today. Yeah, we got a couple bits, but you know what was annoying about our shopping trip? We just went to the same fucking shops here in England. We went Uni Club. And Adidas. And Adidas. And, oh boys, we're on the other side of the world and we're just, we're eating Shake Shack, which you have here, there as well.

53:31Chip:No, we had a chili pizza.

53:34Cal:All right, boys. I want all of this ride. Fuck. We say that. We've got plans for tonight because Scotland are playing Morocco. We're just going to another one. But we have to go.

53:46Chip:We need a drink, bro. Score prediction. I'm going to go Morocco 5-0.

53:52Cal:No, seriously.

53:52Chip:I'm going to go 1-1.

53:53Cal:I'm going to go 2-1 Scotland. 2-1 Morocco.

53:57Chip:All right, fine. 1-1.

53:58Cal:Come on.

53:59Chip:Mate, the Tottenham Army, I must say, are probably the best fans at the World Cup. They've been unreal. Percentage-wise, what percentage out of 100, obviously? What percent means? What percentage are you Scottish to England? I'm 50-50, mate. Fuck off. Yeah, he is, though. His mum's Scottish to English. No, I'm not about to win, like, supporting-wise. Yeah, 50-50, bro. Shut up. Well, because I didn't give you the answer you wanted. That's just not right. It's not an answer. you might as well said no comments shit for them as well I'm getting fucking played I'm getting played for just a whore I feel like I'm going insane I feel like this people are gonna say this is the best podcast it's gonna be in the top I think I'm gonna go out by myself tonight and just catch some fresh air

54:55Cal:you're coming with us we're going to rooftop I gotta work there'll be fresh air on the rooftop it's outside by the way yeah

55:01Chip:and there's a sick view the Empire State Building.

55:03Cal:Yeah, it's a cool little spot.

55:05Chip:Yeah.

55:05Cal:Cool little spot.

55:06Chip:I think we watched the election there. I love buildings. We did watch the election there, actually. Let's add you to the line up. What have we got coming for the rest of this trip? We're going to Boston, right? So we're driving to Boston, four-hour drive, big American pickup truck. Harry's joining us. Harry's joining us. Big Boston pickup, big Ghana match. Then Panama, we're doing a watch-along. What? No, we're not doing a watch-along. Oh. We're watching it at a fan zone. At a fan zone, yeah. Which would be class. I can watch along. All right. Well, watch along makes it seem like we're pitch side.

55:40No.

55:41Chip:No, we're not. Do I look like Louis Bowden to you? No, but people say I look like Louis Bowden. No, you look related. Like, if you're like, oh, you see my weird brother had that art. He owes me 100 quid. Louis Bowden has been on top, top four on this trip.

55:57Cal:Yeah, he keeps texting me like, can you show me these bank details? I'm like, why are you asking me? because I'm waiting for him to buy me drinks instead I don't want that 100 quid I want him to go to the bar walk a shame and bring me a bucket

56:07Chip:because there's this whole thing that you're one of the tightest blokes that anyone's ever met oh that's mad isn't it that I spent 80 quid on peanuts for him on the fucking airport he didn't even eat him for a padlock as well me and Cal got so deprived of dopamine and so bored that we went to his shop and spent like 40 dollars each on just like this shit stuff we could find in the shop just to give him and it didn't even get you didn't even make the a bit. I thought I was going to make the whole bit. At the time, it was one of the funniest things I've ever done. We were in that airport for a very long time.

56:40Chip:It felt like, wait, what is that movie where the guy's in the airport forever?

56:44Cal:Airport.

56:45Chip:It's called Terminal, I think. Oh, Sully.

56:50Cal:No, that's the one where they land on the river. That's a Hudson. Run, Forrest, run. That's Forrest Gump. That's Forrest Gump. Bro, come on. I'm Woody. I'm Woody. I'm Tom Hanks as Woody that's the story yeah I know right guy though right guy

57:04Chip:if you guys want to watch all this stuff we've got extended versions of the vlog we've got all of this so we're running a free trial unloaded so if you just want to go over there check it out watch the vlogs the bonus episodes the first actually AB we did was a bonus episode and that's really good that explains a lot better what's that no it wasn't bro it wasn't better than this we need to start scheduling bonus episodes when we're in terrible moods so they get the shit stuff because we had it flipped this time actually that's not going to sell loaded very well is it no anyways cheers for that AB we're also doing a thousand pound giveaway as well so you can head on over to there cheers for the fart AB that'll sound hopefully it didn't get picked up in the audio but it probably did and yeah honestly the extended version of vlogs are just unbelievable so it's well worth getting over there we're trying to make as much content for you guys as possible I hope you guys have just enjoyed everything let us know what you want to see more of and let us know do you think there's anything really cool that we can be doing over in New York or potentially elsewhere we don't really know the knockout games yet at the time that we're doing this I don't think even by the time this goes out we'll know what the knockout games are but depending on those depending on how England do will depend on our sort of schedule and things so it's all very exciting Chip thank you for you did a pretty good shift considering considering the state I've been in yeah I'm actually pretty proud of you I think you're pretty good on the pod in general considering what

58:27Cal:Don't come in here With that rude shit bro

58:30Chip:Let's wrap this up Before there's a scrap We got a game to go to I'll fucking have you Right See you guys in a bit Much love Thank you Appreciate you all See you in a bit Bye bye Cheers This has been a Global And The Fella Studios production