290. Boston Road Trip, AB’s Weird House Party & Worst Morning Wood Ever…

13:23Cal:he is good though because he's he's big isn't he he can do more volume like per 90 he can review yeah I know that's not what it's about though he can consume more than you and like

13:35Chip:I don't look at that when I look at a food reviewer I look for taste and when you watch Theo you see real emotion you can see how chuffed he is yeah but the one thing that lets him down is he has that reaction to everything yeah Everything with Theo is the best ever Yeah yeah yeah

13:49Cal:But I love how when you watch him eat You can see him gaining it in real time You see it go down and just spill out Fuck We love you Theo We are fucking around I don't fuck with him He's the best Keeps not letting this hole I've never seen AB buy around shit Just keep on letting go

14:09Chip:I did notice that That hit a nerve in Boston Well it did when you're fucking out fucking hundreds a day on the boys.

14:17Cal:I heard a little Manchester accent slip through there and I fucking love it. You know what, actually, I watched a few of my old TikToks and I sound way more northern. Is it now? No, then. I guess you have been living in London now. I know, but I don't rate that at all. It will change a little bit. Yeah, I agree. I feel like I go out of my way to pronounce, like, I used to always say grotto, but now I say grotto. Oh.

14:41Chip:God forbid you pronounce the fucking letters. I used to say stirs. No, but that's like how I don't know. A lot of people in my hometown force some mad Yorkshire shit and I'm like, bro.

14:50Cal:Are they forcing it though? No, they are. But they live there. No, but I grew up with them and then now they're like, yeah, fucking, I'm all fucking. Really? Shut up, bro.

14:58Chip:Why do I feel like, in my head, your friends are the total opposite and they would force like the Central Sea voice. Oh, yeah. No, we'd never force that voice. We'd force a slang there. Oh, yeah. Sometimes we'd be walking around Harrogate just like, oh, you man, like run up in there. And then we'd just, I think a few years later I'd look back at my Snapchat memories and hear how we're talking in videos and be like what are we playing at boys

15:21Cal:what are we fucking doing how did you dress as like an 18 17 year old just like what were you wearing just JD mannequin yeah if you look at a JD mannequin and put my head on it probably that some Air Force Ones and tracksuit that's it I was on top man Kenzo sweatshirt yeah I was feeling smart yeah Paul and Shark hoodie Paul and Shark How about that? I'm a bit uncultured with that one. What do you know about McKenzie, bro? What do you know about plimsolls? I used to wear them to school. Nah, I used to wear them on Nights Out, bro. Do you guys know what plimsolls are? I know the name, but I don't know what they are.

15:58Chip:Let me show you these. Top Man plimsolls, the colored ones. I'll be wearing the red ones. Can I ask you a question?

16:03Cal:Do you know what rock ports are? Nah.

16:06Chip:Bro. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. No. Type in Top Man.

16:09Cal:Oh, I know which one you're talking about, man. These ones went off. yeah yeah like them uh ankle socks as well yeah ankles are now what ones right below it the white ones yeah you're just the worst type of guy ever bro can you can you type in off jordy sure

16:29Chip:but you don't understand back in the day this was i used to go off can you type in rock ports

16:34Cal:rock port so like there was two trade like pairs of shoes in my school that you would wear if you could afford it or like you know it was a cool to wear these it was rock pots and then for one year it was like timberlands sabine is making a debut on the pod right now by the way top surprise on your left if you wore these yeah you were fucking up bro oh my fuck yeah they're like school version of timberlands honestly the kids that would wear them would like stomp the shit out of squirrels and they were really oh so in my era for one year or two years these were the cool ones then it went to Timberlands nah bro I'm telling you I know some people in the comments some of the listeners will back me on this

17:16Chip:they're the ones with the magnifying glass just accept

17:21Cal:that these were fucking rocking for a year look at that by the way 315 quid can I say

17:26Chip:those are the true 99 power 99 curve look at them yeah that's where the kid who never plays they were really they were really heavy though hooves at top bins and then you've got him on arsewhacking.

17:36Cal:They were really heavy though. Yeah, no, every, whatever the UK equivalent is of a school shooter. Yeah. Let's rock into this. I think in year 10 and 11 I eventually just switched to wearing trainers and just go away a little bit. What is the UK version of a school shooter? Oh, I think just decking up, man. Oh, it's thick, it's thick, no.

17:51Chip:Decking up, man. No.

17:54Cal:It's the kid that, it's the kid that rocks up at 3pm that's been expelled on his fucking bike. Yeah. Yeah, fine. And just goes, fucking gimp. All right. Sweet. what do you reckon all those guys are up to those like losers from school that were just fucking nitbags and just horrible I think they're just actual nitbags now like you'd call them a nitbag at the time for doing like 10 energy drinks and a vape but now they're actually just on crack oh see we didn't have that we didn't have vapes in school or like they were just normal kids they were just bullies yeah but they weren't like smoke oh they were smoking actually yeah they were smoking that was a thing yeah part of me wishes I was doing six in school I feel like I would have been higher up on the food chain I feel like I missed out on a couple motors Because I wasn't chef in six

18:38Chip:Bro you know I didn't have my When was your first house party? I think I only ever went to one

18:43Cal:Or two It would have been year eight I feel like my school would just get battered quite early

18:49Chip:Really? How old are you in year eight? 13 Fuck me That was like Copperberg's And there was only like 20 for the party And everyone's fucked up But everyone brings their own ones so like or WKDs I remember being on a trampoline like whoa

19:06Cal:Halloween party fucking hell nah mine would have been late I just used to go to my mate's family parties and all his family would get fucked up and then we'd all be there what in Butlins was it? nah nah nah I have been Butlins it wasn't Butlins it was Pontins actually oh that was the one like an even an even shitter version of Butlins but they go they're brilliant if you just stop for a fucking getting absolutely battered till 8am I'm not going to lie. My house in Halifax, when I was probably like five, six, my parents would just throw like Project X parties. Honestly, on Halloween, there'd be like 200 men in the gaff.

19:43And like me and some random kids who I don't know just belong to something. What time were the parties ending? They wouldn't. Yeah, we know what your parents were. I'd go down for breakfast and fucking half of Halifax in the living room chewing each other's ear off. I'm like, bro. Wait, so wait.

19:59Cal:Wait, wait, wait. That's sick. So your parents were on the 3 a.m.

20:02Chip:kitchen chats?

20:02Cal:3 a.m., bro? He's gone down for breakfast. They're on the 8 a.m. kitchen chats whilst the son comes down for brekkie. This is how you're meant to be. You're meant to be thrown in the deep end of life.

20:10Chip:I hear that, I hear that.

20:11Cal:Wait, so your parents want some kitchen nitbag shit? No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't call his mother a nitbag. No, no, no, no. They weren't on that, but they were hosting the nitbag for sure. So the nitbags would stay and your mum would just like, Sam, I've got bad news for you. Bro, all I know is we had some steep stairs and me and like three other random kids I never knew their name would just put a mattress at the top of it and just fly down a deck into the cabinet all night long. Oh, it does sound good though. That sounds such a good motive. Oh, it was so good. I'd have loved that as a kid. Yeah, night went off.

20:38Chip:Damn, yeah. I'm trying to think, my first one, I remember being too scared to drink so I just pretended to be drunk. Oh, shit. That was my first motive. Yeah, it's a canon event I feel like. Yeah.

20:49Cal:It doesn't taste great as well when you first like get on it and you're like, what the fuck is this? WKD kind of blew my mind. That does, but my first ever drink was Coke and Amaretto.

21:00Cal:You was born into an unk drink. I remember every bar I go to, I'll be like, I'll get an Amaretto and Coke. Thinking you were the bollocks. Yeah, because I carried on for years, because I didn't start drinking until late, and then when I got to 18, that was my drink. I wasn't even thinking I was cool, though. I just didn't know anything else. Yeah. Blue Wicked's as well were nice, but no. What about a Southern Comfort lemonade? That's a shit I was on. I never had that. I started off on Pornstar Martinis. I brought my little cocktail shaker to the motive. Now, I'll tell you what the actual main...

21:30Honestly, just throwing this out there. What? I think motives peaked at house parties in school. Nah. It did. Like, well, actually, nah, I've had some pretty sick... Nah, some of the...

21:40Chip:I can't... I've seen some pictures of you having a fucked time. I've been to some mad shit since then. But I just... I remember when, like, everyone kind of stopped rating each other and it got to sixth form and it was like prom would happen and all of a sudden there's no after prom anymore because no one fucks with each other and I was like nah what you're telling me the house parties are dead they'd go they're the most ratty parties you'll ever go to I think they're like a year 11 party is fucked because that's when people are actually getting on it and fucking fucking no way why was the opposite oh no we had knives pulled we had fucking people cheating on trampolines what what the fuck what in year 11 year 11 yeah you're like you're 16 you're doing your gc school's ending soon everyone's just

22:24Cal:fucked and mashing each other i did not have that really i feel like bro in this day and age i'm telling you right now like it's it's only going for like they're starting earlier because the the generations below us were tapped i remember looking at the year below and then the year below that being like these are cooked like doing coming into school on cat and shit like i was like no No way. Bro, I think this is why the social media ban's good. Because I'm telling you, I've seen what these next generations have got coming and we don't want to be a part of it. So we're doomed. They're fucked. Those all can't be the next grown-ups.

23:01They can't.

23:02Chip:They can't. They can't hit that checkpoint. It was just very obviously getting worse and worse. It was like, my brother's year, two years above. Class, 90 % of them are sound. Yeah. Year below him, few goons. oh yeah a lot of dickheads year below all going to prison year below that already dead just like

23:23Cal:I'm not even joking so you used generation just getting more fucked yeah you can tell like the drill music started and then like people started fucking becoming fucked I didn't even know what kept was in school or probably in college I genuinely wouldn't know so the fact that they're doing it in year 10 and shit yeah I don't get why that's a starter drug in my town in my town like picking fucking Bulbasaur Mine was caffeine, bro.

23:46Chip:That was fucked. Imagine I went home with a Red Bull. My mom would fucking chin me. Really? Bro, I could not. I wasn't allowed a Red Bull. Oh, bro. If she found a packet of blue fizzy bottles in my blazer pocket. Yeah. What the fuck are those? Really? Bro, I had neck three when I was four. You know what? I'm not even lying about this. But like last time I was with my mom, she was like, fucking hell, you make me sound so bad on the part.

24:13Cal:Alright wait till she finds out that you've just told us that she hosts the 10am Knitbags. She is gonna be fuming. I just want to let you know Miss Buttle, is that her name?

24:24Chip:Yeah.

24:25Cal:You're actually right? Whatever. You're not doxing her are you? You're actually sound anyway I'm certain.

24:30Chip:Look you raised a superstar.

24:32Cal:He's not dead is he?

24:33Chip:Not yet.

24:34Cal:You didn't get kidnapped as a kid? Yeah no the kids are doing well. They're doing good. And his brother's running still so he's obviously got no demons. That's what made, that's what mold you, bro. Yeah.

24:45Chip:I hear it. I'm with you. I would rock up to school. People are chatting about crayons. I'm like, I know this whole guy's divorce from the afters last night. You don't know anything about life.

24:55Cal:My fucking entire fucking banister on my staircase was turned into a slug.

25:04Speaking of banisters, we had quite a good banister in our Boston house.

25:12Chip:Oi, let's talk about... I assume you guys didn't talk about Boston. No, we're not. We've not looked at any of this. We haven't even looked at it. That's a good sign. Yeah, we went to Boston. Oh, what a football game. No, no. Worst fucking game ever. Considering we drove... I mean, the way there, probably like six hours worth of driving. It was longer. It was longer.

25:33Cal:It was eight hours to get there. I mean, we did do a fellas road trip where we were like doing challenges and whatever. So that dragged it on. but it felt like a lot of effort getting there for some reason, even though Boston's quite close. But, oh man, what a letdown. What, Boston? What is the game that fucked up the whole thing? Yeah, the game messed up the whole thing.

25:53Chip:I would have preferred to have lost. Honestly, I don't care what goal it is, just something happen. Please. I tell you what though, right, let's talk stadiums. Now we've visited both of them. did you prefer the Dallas or the Boston Stadium the Gillette Stadium I think Boston for me

26:14Cal:because I preferred the outdoors vibe of it I don't know

26:18Chip:for me I still prefer the Dallas one really just because it felt surreal with that screen in the middle the screen was sick it's something that I'd never seen before the screen was sick yeah I'd say Dallas but I think the vibe before we kicked off when it was raining and it was all open and it was quite cool it was good we were just like fuck this is unreal I kept getting emotional

26:39Cal:I was like can't believe we're here boys the Boston one it's just mad that we're all lined up in our little four man loads of drinks fucking radio watching England in the World Cup in USA I was like shit

26:51Chip:bro it was sick we had Harry with us as well so he's going to be in the Boston special but yeah I actually thought the gaffe itself was not as good as the I think it's safe to say it wasn't as good as the Texas gaffe we had

27:06Cal:but it was quite a cozy little energy yeah I had carpets in sure you know I love a carpet yeah it's just cold up there the thing is those sort of those sort of gas like they're not that cool but they it makes you actually feel like you're American living in a real neighbourhood like it feels like the authentic experience don't forget about the fucking library room the unk chairs yeah with the four lazy boys and we all just kick back pull the handle and we're just watch Ronaldo staring at their fucking 70 inch TV watching Ronaldo pop them in like it's fucking the control centre

27:36Chip:oh we watched Ed Matty's stream oh yeah oh yeah basically we landed in Boston and we were like ah fuck it let's get out where's everyone suggesting the Dubliner and then I get a few DMs like yo Ed Matty's streaming at the Dubliner so we whack on his stream on the TV just to suss out the vibe of the night because we were all in the control centre just watching the fucking town just having a drink should we go is this place any good we could get stream snatched

28:03Cal:it's what NASA looks like seriously so yeah we were dialed in control center but now we sacked that gaff we went to the greatest bar

28:12Chip:which by the way was the greatest bar very good spot uh the vibes there on the night before the england match were a hundred times better than they were after the matchup yeah we did go back there after the match yeah it just wasn't it was still good we still had a good time bumped into ben black is that black legend of the game yeah he was so sound great to see him overall we just had a really sick night out there i met a bunch of fans as well that were in there but everyone was really sound we're doing drinking games with them um but yeah i would recommend going to that bar out of all of them although it just for me that dallas night was just unbeatable I don't think we'll have a better post England We will

28:59Cal:We just need to win a knockout game In a good way But the pre's as well Dallas are just executing to perfection We need to get another fucking NPC in bro We need to get another cash grabber Bro don't call him a fucking NPC Everyone else is an NPC compared to him He's a fucking He's a maverick bro A maverick

29:23Chip:He kind of does look like

29:26Cal:the old Logan Paul. Oh my God, bro. He doesn't fuck with Forrest. Anyway, what I'm saying is we need another cash grabber. Or just cash grabber. I've got a whole list of people we can spawn in. You know what we need to do every city we go to? Spawn in our America. New York, Joshua Block, sorted.

29:46Chip:I'm up for it. You got anyone in Atlanta for us? Because that might be where our next game is. Little baby. nah he ain't gonna fuck with me bro who else you got from Atlanta I don't know we need to draft in some UK YouTubers do we some more of them yeah we've already got old Bob boys yeah but it says pick five YouTubers who are missing from the trip you guys got a guy do a segway you were trying your best there bro really good alright let's do our pick five YouTubers who are missing for the trip Okay Biggest drinker That could keep up with you I feel like we have him It's Harry Well I don't know

30:28Cal:Harry was fucked in Boston I think we've got The prime drinkers here Like there's nobody else You know who would George Clark I was just about to say He can keep up with anyone George can drink Almost too good It's like bro You even matter Have you ever been waived Has George Clark It's hard to get him drunk Like really difficult Reeves are pretty heavy hitter

30:48Chip:The dragon When that dragon comes out boy Yeah, and it's always that, right? Cool. Shall we go with George on that first one? Let's go George, yeah. Biggest person to travel long distance with? I think it's the best person, not biggest, because that's quite harsh, I think. Oh, I was thinking that's a weird trip.

31:04Cal:Best person to travel long distance with George.

31:06Chip:Yeah, like, okay, so let's say you're doing the eight-hour Boston road trip. Who do you think should be in there? The thing is, right,

31:15Cal:I think we're all going to have different answers. I love an Arthur TV. Because I was about to say, I'm going to say Arthur. But you'd be lying, because... Why? He wouldn't chat to any of us in the car. And you don't want him to drive either.

31:24Chip:He'd put his AirPods in. Definitely don't want him to drive. He'd put his AirPods in and he'd edit.

31:28Cal:That is true. But let's say he's... You've seen me on that four-hour road trip. No data. I spent that whole four hours on Spotify. All right, I got someone. Who? Bez. Yeah. Yeah, that's great, Sean. Yeah. Love that.

31:38Chip:Bez, you know he's going to be up for shit. To be fair, Harry was unreal as well because he's not a big doom scroller either. No. So he was... The vibes were high. Yeah, I enjoyed it. But if you were to ask me to pick someone else, I would go with best.

31:51Cal:Biggest rage baiter? Arthur. Yeah, Arthur or Randy? Ooh, Randy. Randy loves a little rage bait, but he also is easy to rage bait. Yeah, don't mind it.

32:03Chip:I like the Randy shout.

32:04Cal:I like it. We could have Arthur in for Clip Farmer.

32:07Chip:Best ball knowledge? Tom Garrett.

32:09Cal:Tom Garrett, really. It's got to be. I'm glad he's not here, though, because we would have not fucking stopped. I think we'd be dead. I think we'd actually be fucking dead if Tom was there. Another issue is with me and fans, like it's lovely but like they just keep bringing shots like they don't let you fucking rest I mean it's hard it's not nice to say in the old scene I'm pretty good at saying what I do is I take the shot and go up to random England fan and go got you this bro and they're like

32:31Chip:fucking come on but do they not ask you like come on let's do it together sometimes they do I've already walked off by them

32:38Cal:which you know what is completely fair yep

32:40Chip:best clip farmer

32:46Cal:Arthur is a good clip farmer yeah because right now you're looking at the best. So without us, I'm saying Jack Joseph or Arthur.

32:53Chip:Jack Joseph.

32:55Cal:Yeah, I feel bad mentioning Arthur

32:56Chip:like three times. Tell you what? Honorable mention, Arthur TV. How about that? Because he's come runner-up in about three of the court.

33:03Cal:I'd throw Jakey Davidson, but he's already kind of here. That does not work with us. Weirdly, he has been here the whole time with both boys. We've not seen him once. He needs to lock in, mate. He needs to lock in. No, I didn't see him. Yeah. I thought I saw him

33:15Chip:at the greatest bar. Was he at the greatest bar? No, he wasn't. He's not been out. He's just been Heinz and Tay's come out. He might not drink. I don't know. No, he drinks. Look at him. Yeah, appreciate Chip for living out his fucking shit American dream and buying the worst car of all time for that road trip as well.

33:31Cal:Well, can I just say before we get into it, so the plan was to get like a really good truck and we couldn't get one. So I was like, right, what's just good for the moment or the clip? And we were like, let's find the biggest possible one that we can drive that's not a lorry. so we ended up with that fucking how many wheels did that thing have? Six wheels in total. Yeah, the back had like double wheels. The back had double wheels. It was just, it's hard. The picture as it looks, doesn't look that big.

33:55Chip:But all the space was in the truck bed. Yeah, so we're actually, we're basically in a Nissan Qashqai. Yeah. Space-wise. You'd think you'd have a lot, you don't. We can't even use the truck bed because there's no cover and it's raining so we can't put our loot in there. so we were all sat in a pretty bog standard car with backpacks on top of us with the worst suspension I felt every fucking bump in there it was really bad six monster truck wheels and nearly getting written off by every pothole yeah a Fiesta deals with a pothole better than that car does yeah

34:27Cal:up there were one of the worst cars I've ever driven yeah that is the worst I've driven some fucking shitboxes and that hungover drive back obviously I wasn't driving major respect for you for driving but Jesus Christ that was horrible we did five hours we didn't start once we didn't even think about pissing we didn't think about food we just looked at the road and went

34:45Chip:stuck a Joe Rogan pod on and said see you lot at the finish line listening to Rogan in a truck how it's meant to be listened to it felt right it did but well at least we made it

35:00Cal:fucking back alive right we did just about there was one close call where genuinely you know the moment where I went tip I just lost concentration also that guy was coming in my lane too yeah it was a bit of both

35:10Chip:it was a clash of the time yeah

35:12Cal:let me just say but anyway boys you would have been sweet that guy would have been fucking dead I think I maintained a pretty good vibe that whole four hours you were good no moaning I was not I would say I just carried on going every hour I'd go you know what boys this is quite nice yeah Cal I actually don't remember you saying a word and everyone would just be like oh god I just heard Cal go shut up alright nah the music was good and the Joe Rogan pod was decent

35:39Chip:oh this is I mean, this is peak podcast chat, yeah? Why are there no diesel stations?

35:44Cal:Oh, yeah.

35:45Chip:So this is something that we found on the road trip. Our car is diesel. Most cars in the US are just not diesel. Every gas station we went to, they wouldn't have a diesel pump. No.

35:55Cal:Which is crazy because there's so many trucks here and I imagine a lot of them are diesel, right? You'd think so.

36:00Chip:So that was actually getting me fucking mad.

36:02Cal:Yeah, we were stopped at like three petrol stations and none of them had petrol. It's just like, nah. Adding time onto the trip, and then we finally found one chip fills up the tank, 175 pounds. Yeah, it was so expensive. Fucking hell yeah, that shit did set me back a little bit of coin.

36:15Chip:30 gallons of the finest fucking Iranian diesel.

36:19Cal:Yeah, but yeah, we'll never step foot in that truck again. But don't let this hinder your opinion of trucks. It has massively.

36:27Chip:No, because... In fact, I don't know if I'll ever go in a truck. You will, you will. How do we just go like a Yukon? Or like whatever the Uber blacks are. Yeah. Just one of them. You get your own armrest.

36:37Cal:Do you think I'm driving an Uber Black? Oh, fuck off. No, boys, I promise you, I tried to get like a Ford Raptor. You know what that is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just couldn't get one, but that would have been unreal. So what were we in? Like a Ford, what was it, Ford? Was it F450? Yeah, I think so. Fucking 6.7 liter massive fucking shit wagon.

36:57Chip:Lee was behind us in a sweet little Mazda. I kept looking back through the glass thinking, I would rather be in that. Yeah, it looked like a decent whip.

37:06Cal:I'll still say this. It's still better than every electric car I've ever driven. That's just not true. And I'm driven a few. I would have felt worse in a Tesla. Like, being hungover in a Tesla is the worst thing ever. Because you just get sick from that. I don't know what it is. Why do you get sick in electric cars?

37:22Chip:When I order an Uber and it pops up, like, Tesla Model S. I've just dashed my phone at the fucking wall. And I get the whole, like, oh, environment. But surely there should be an option on Uber to be like, no electric car, please. Ever. battered from last night. Yeah, thanks. I think it is because it's so set, like to the driver, they're expecting to stop so they're fine with it but it's so just, oh, it's, oh.

37:43Cal:Do you think it's because you can also not feel the vibrations from the motor so it just feels really weird. It's just shit. It feels like you're floating a bit, like you're not really moving but you are and it's like, yeah, I hear it, I hear it.

37:56Chip:Anyways, then obviously we got back and like that one day, the long drive back was like super drone day and then we made a commitment to each other that we're locking in a bit.

38:07Cal:And we did. We have locked in. It's been two days. Bro, it's been three and we've been locked in. Three including the day that we got back. Exactly, but I was locked in on that day because I had to drive five hours and I stopped. That's called the great lock-in. If any of us did drink that day, I would have probably called someone or had to get a hotel. Just go home. Listen, we've reset, bro. We've been gym two days in a row. We've had a lot of protein. Can I be honest with you? We're going to hit the bar.

38:30Chip:Today's not the day for, like I'm still not drinking today. No, God, no. No, but tomorrow for the England game. Tomorrow we're back. I'll have a few.

38:39Cal:Tomorrow we're back. Don't say we're back. Just say we'll have a few. No, tomorrow we are back. Because we're not going to the next England game, by the way. We're going to a fan party. Yeah, in return for us getting the Ghana tickets, we've got to go to this other thing, which low-key we thought like, all right, Ghana will be a way better game than Panama, but now we're fucked. Yeah, we fucked. The one game in New York. Oh, yeah, let's not go. But New York is going to be so busy tonight and tomorrow. What, with England fans? Yeah, it's going to be sensational. Honestly, bro, we've met them all.

39:08Chip:You said sensational?

39:10Cal:Yeah. You said we met them all? We have met them all. We've met every single fan. It's going to be great. I might be back tonight. Because I've been waiting now and my time's up.

39:20Chip:Okay, let's also just have a conversation about why we're concerned for Chet.

39:24Cal:We're not concerned anymore. It wasn't even a liver. I got the pain on the left side too, which means that it can't be delivered. So it's a kidney. No, no. That is him just convincing himself in real time. It was just my stomach. Okay, but you said, I've never felt this before. It's exactly where my liver is. And then killed up on the sofa for days. Yeah, and then I got it two days later, same thing, but on the other side. And I was like, sweet. Listen, bro, I'll get you some glutathione and a big needle. Milk thistle, bro. And it will sort your whole liver out. That's what Soush does. Thank you.

39:54Cal:Get it today because I'm back on it tonight. But yeah, in regards to our recovery, we're going to a spa after this we are going to a spa which is going to bring us back to life ready for Friday next swim sauna wet light jacuzzi have you found this spot we found a spot we found a spot we found a spot 3pm get that on the vlog yep exactly you're going to join us bro

40:18Chip:oh sorry yeah bro this is the first time I've been in gym for like more than like two times

40:23Cal:you're looking wham it's a combination of muscles and question second wham it's on the pod third one miss don't do this nibble nah

40:35Chip:nah nah nah I'm not even trying the fish becomes a fisherman

40:40Cal:you're technically bigger than fuck off you bro don't even know your fucking name sweet who's

40:49Chip:Gilberto Mora the youngest player to start the world cup from Mexico oh by the way boys we might be going to Mexico oh shit what against That's going to be mental. No, it's the one after that. I'm excited for that. Is it Mexico City?

41:04Cal:Is that the Azteca?

41:05Chip:The Azteca. Oh, boy. We need to go like that. Coronas only.

41:09Cal:I don't know if I can breathe up there.

41:11Chip:Yeah, the altitude's mad. That's why they say that the Mexicans have such a big advantage in that stadium, because they're all used to the altitude up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just chilling. But yeah, I really want to go to Mexico. Also, I've never been to Mexico before, so I'd like to do that. The Atlanta one, I'm just not that fussed about. No, but I just...

41:29Cal:We have to go. We gotta go. Yeah, I know we have to go, but I'm just there like, ugh. It might end up being really good because we're all been like, kind of like, so we're expecting nothing. We turn up. Yeah, we had high expectations for Boston and it wasn't like crazy. Yeah. And yeah, Dallas had low expectations for it. It was actually really sad. Yeah.

41:46Chip:Yeah, maybe that's right. But yeah, I'm excited for Mexico if we can get that lined up. But Mexico.

41:53Cal:Is that round of 32 then?

41:55Chip:Yeah. No, no, sorry. That's 16.

41:58Cal:okay so atlanta then mexico then miami what the cartel on then atlanta again

42:03Chip:that's you mexico is dark i think but what are the cartel on i always get memes being like that i think we'll be sweet bro i always get memes being like when me and bro just touched on the mexico and my boy says to the cartel leader sorry we don't speak burrito oh my god and he gets his shit blown smooth

42:27Cal:that's fucking horrible

42:29Chip:nah but I feel like I've heard so many horror stories but I haven't heard any horror stories from the world cup you haven't heard any horror stories that involve me and them it's too bait for the world cup innit

42:43Cal:why have you pulled out Kylo Ren's little number holy shit I'm telling you though they come up to me yo you guys want I'll be like You sweet. We sweet.

42:54Chip:All right. Let's do a little reenactment.

42:57Cal:Who's the cartel? Hey, I'm the cartel. Okay.

43:00Chip:Hey, cabron.

43:03Cal:Give me your money and your phone. First of all, bro, I've only got 20 on me. Sweet. Take it. Take it. I know, but I want the phone. Can't do that, compadre.

43:13Chip:Can't do that. I'm not your friend.

43:17Cal:You got 25 seconds of making a call to the phone. No, I'm making a call. 25 seconds, put the phone down. Put the phone down or the gun down? Put the phone. Hello, Mr. Trump. Yeah, that's right. Fucking, yeah. That's right.

43:34Chip:All right, you know what? I feel safe now. Also, let me just say real quick, me and Cal are not Trump supporters. Someone's clipped a thing from that Christmas quiz, the cursed Christmas quiz we did on his channel. And it was just like a little joke off the TV, mate. being like, obviously the Trump supporters get that right. And someone put like, I really hope this was a joke. And I've seen them commenting like, AB's a Trump supporter.

43:56Cal:Internet cracks me up. I don't give a shit about nothing, bro. Internet cracks me up. I don't care about... I'll be so disappointed. Yesterday or today or tomorrow. Don't give on any day. They just can't. A couple of fellas just mucking about, having a good time, not giving a shit about anything, bro. I'm just kidding. We're probably going to get our shit blown sweet off. You know what I mean? What do you say? We're going to Mexico. but our shit's gonna be blown off very shortly. I honestly think I'm valid with everyone. Nah, you ain't not. I've never been in a bad scenario where even if my boy's getting beefed.

44:27Except you're barber. Nah, but he for fucks with me now, so this is what I mean. Okay, fine.

44:31Chip:Ain't anything for me when I'm a hammer now. Because I'm up right now. At least we're not getting copyrighted. Nah, but even on nights out when my boy's been getting smacked up, mid-smack, the guy's been like, nah, but you are calm. You're sweet. Get yourself home. So are you like, Chip, are you a diffuser? Oh. Big diffuser. All right. But let me say, if you don't get diffused, someone go blow up.

44:56Cal:Yeah, my fucking shit in your face. Oh, you just do the scroll. Stop doing the scroll, please.

45:03Chip:Oh, by the way, at least this is a much better lock-in from you today. I've seen too many clips of you completely zoned out in the last step.

45:12Cal:Yeah, but I zone out anyway. that's my mind wandering thinking about fucking equations and shit fuck I'm like Good Will Hunting Good Will Hunting I honestly think well I'd rather you honestly not think about anything I've not seen this shit in a while it almost feels like a guest up and we got a new YouTuber on really I

45:29Chip:they they kind of what is it this one right now shit twin

45:32Cal:they kind of saying like carry carry they're saying it's a carry oh wait

45:36Chip:AB finally didn't get a hater come up to him he got somebody that liked him

45:39Cal:you got someone you got a fan

45:41Chip:yeah he had a fan come up to him I feel like I get the nicest comments out of anyone when they come up to us. Oh, no. Do you not remember, though, the one guy that we had a little laugh at in Dallas on the pod you told the story of him?

45:54Cal:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:55Chip:But then in Boston, a guy came up and was like, AB, love the pod. The other two, Nax, you're funny. And I was like, okay, he got his lick back. Yeah. No, those comments are always funny and then if they hang around, then it's awkward. Because now my boys don't fuck with you. I mean, it is weird to do that in the first place. Come up, be like, you're not funny. You're funny. You're not funny. Outside the game, someone came up to me and went, fuck, you know, you're bigger in person. After the game, go to the pub. Guy comes up to me. Fuck, you know, you're small in person. I was like, I think I actually said to him, what a weird first thing to say to someone.

46:32Cal:Fucking hell. People do like to comment on your appearance all the time, innit? Yeah. Fucking straight away. People always say nice things about mine, bro. I've got fucking people doing drive-by shouting, Buckaroo! You know what I mean? Buckaroo. My teeth.

46:46Chip:No one's ever said that to you. Swear to God. You know what he's done now?

46:50Cal:And I got another one the other day. He's going to call himself the Buckaroo Bandit. And then in a couple months, he's going to get surgery on his teeth. I'm going to be like, nah, because everyone's calling me Buckaroo. I've already done that though. Yeah, I know. You're setting up the next step. They're actually probably worse now than they were before in terms of Buckaroo.

47:06Chip:Nah, your teeth are nice though. Yeah, but they're very Buckaroo-y.

47:09Cal:do you think yeah the guy from the car obviously said that

47:12Chip:bro stop lying bro you're a bit mousy but everyone's got a bit of mousy

47:17Cal:you're mousy well it's frog and rat could have been me frog and rat oh I was stood right next oh my god I'm the only frog on the pod sorry bro oh yeah frog face frog face fucking slimy little bro

47:30Chip:I do believe in life you need that yin and yang though yeah so like that's the problem the pod was too rat heavy before

47:36Cal:ain't no white without black

47:42Cal:ain't no black without white it's like the you remember the racist wolf from like season three so the world cup so far thoughts on the entire tournament uh it's been sick yeah um you know what there's so many games I feel like it's been going on for a year it's been real but we haven't even got to the good games yet I know but I'm sick of footy now wait every time

48:04Chip:every time we're like AB come watch this game I'm fucking tired of the shit Even last night's game was amazing. I watched that down here. I watched the good ones, but you guys would be like, oh, we've got to go out and watch fucking YouTube All-Stars versus Uzbekistan. I'm just not watching that. No, you're not leaving the gaff to watch it. No, no. You'll watch the games in here.

48:24Cal:I love just being out and about watching footy, though. It's nice. It is, but it's the whole detox we're on. It's a dangerous game. It's not right for us. Oh, what, you think because sometimes football has to come with pints? Yeah. Not sometimes. It pretty much does.

48:38Chip:Every time. Trying to watch a game sober is tough.

48:41Cal:Yeah, especially with tonight's games on. Some big boy games on tonight. I will be there. You know what? I think because I've played on some pretty big stages, I think it's getting to the point where I'm sick of watching it. I just want to play. So you're watching the World Cup saying that should be me. You're saying this. Well, I've done it. I've been there, done that. I've got the t-shirt framed on the wall. But I'm looking to lace up against the Bob boys. You ain't lacing up at any work.

49:09Chip:Oh, yeah, we do have fellas ex-pitchside versus the Bov Nation. Who? Surely the Bov need... Because if we're doing a command 11 with pitchside, surely it's just pitchside starting. Oh, shit. No, because Chip doesn't play. I'm not playing. Oh, yeah, you're not playing. He's the manager. I'm the manager. It's you and me, Lewis, Theo Reeve.

49:28Cal:Oh, class. And then all the Bov boys. And I'll just, like, commentate on the side with a blog. I thought Jakey did his ACL.

49:34Chip:But they've also got... So there's maybe some of the camera team there as well. yeah true Heinz is a baller apparently

49:40Cal:yeah he used to play football didn't he Chazer and that say he's like better than Simon and shit

49:44Chip:and played really high level nah really whoa that's a big shot you're telling me Heinz Beans is better than Simon well you know what that's what them boys said and then I went I was on a Chris MD World Cup penalty shoot and I was saying because the Bob boys were rocking up late and I was saying to everyone like Heinz is gonna win this apparently he's fucking mad and then rocked up and skied too and I was like never mind maybe not I reckon we win yeah oh fuck Ginge Taser's probably pretty decent actually the Bomb Boys Chaz was good they've got a good team yeah we're done you think we're done yeah we're done nah bro putting against Ginge in five a side is fucked is it I feel like he's an 11 a side fucking clearance match yeah I was about to say you can't clearance farm in this none of that he lost a bit of his

50:30Cal:mass as well so it might be a little bit easy nudge him off yeah I hear that thank you thank you manager

50:36Chip:Thanks for already identifying their weaknesses. We will pounce on that. We will be there.

50:40Cal:Exactly, mate. You've got to take advantage. He stopped the sausage rolls. He's looking good. Oh, wait, did you see the racist clip?

50:46Chip:Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm not surprised. Does anybody know what he actually said? I don't know why. It must have been bad. Apparently, he wasn't an actual England fan either. He was from somewhere else wearing an England top. Yeah, Iceland, and just saying like crazy shit, apparently. I don't know what he said. Ging's getting hate for it. yeah that's how fucked is that by the way getting hate for outing the hater it honestly kills me it's some of the tiktok replies union jack profile photo just been like fucking grass it's like you fucking idiot man snitches get snitches mate honestly some of these mostly England fans are fucking sweet that we've met but you see some of them and you're like there's a couple where they're like yeah like the guy you met who was like oh I'd be cancelled if I did your job I'm off that fucking boat immigrant yeah he was starting to tell him about some immigrant boat thing that he was part of i don't know it's fucking weird yeah nice really sold on your character yeah so uh yeah that that whole ginsh thing that's kind of crazy that um i feel like in the u.s though at these stadiums because obviously it's a big thing in football as in soccer but um in in american football you just don't really hear about it so the stadiums aren't used to dealing with that type of thing also like big up to jin for doing that class and all that um but i think also the reason a lot of people just there's no way of defending people hating on it but every time you do something good on camera people are going to accuse you of doing it for the for the clip or whatever yeah yeah so that kind of is what fucks it a bit but um no i made sure yeah shout out to jinj lads oh we've got fourth of july to look forward to oh shit that's gonna where will we god bless our troops and God bless America.

52:30Is there a chance we're in a different city for that

52:33Chip:or are we in New York? Oh, no. That'll be right. We will be in New York that night and then the next day we'll be going to wherever the game is. It's a big hunger of travel. Yeah, I mean, if we're really repping America like that. This has got to be one of the best places to be for 4th of July, surely. Times Square, is it? The big countdown. Oh, they'll do. I'm not seeing enough movement. Oh, wait. Is that 4th? Was that not New Year's? That was New Year's with ninja wasn't it sorry I've just got to send one thing quickly but yeah we need to figure out I heard a fireworks going off yesterday oh it'd be sick if there were a bunch of fireworks that go off on like the Hudson River or something go check that out that'd be pretty sweet good little bit but yeah I don't know I don't know how hard do they go for 4th of July is it like a really big thing definitely big gotta be yeah they're really patriotic it's like their big day yeah it's a big day do we have an equivalent thing in the UK that bonfire night ain't really the same shit No one gives a shit about that.

53:30Chip:The king's birthday. No one's having it off for that. I don't even know his name. Honestly, if I stubbed my toe and the king perished on the same day, stubbing my toe would be more conversation worthy for me. Yeah. It's like when everyone was posting about the queen. By the way, the king just doesn't have nearly as much aura as the queen.

53:51Cal:I think it's because he's new to the game a little bit. The queen was doing this for fucking years. who actually gives a fuck about them lot though like who cares some people actually like proper love it I would like to meet them they'd get upset if you like just to say I've met a king yeah no that would be cool but it's just not got the same weight it had back in the day like the king like leads them into battle and it's all fucking sick yeah now they kind of don't do you just what do they do you just retire you're just in a massive retirement home doing niche

54:22Cal:isn't it a bit mental bro you just ruined

54:24Chip:my chance of getting knighted I'm actually so pissed It was not going to happen for review. No, I was. Reviewing burgers. Don't get you a fucking knighthood, bro. Gets you a fucking five guys gold card at max. You're not even wrong, bro. Nah, I could definitely get knighthood. Services to the media game. That's what I'm fucking with. Sir, mine would be... I don't know.

54:48Cal:Can you get knighthood? Were you born in England, bro?

54:50Chip:London.

54:51Cal:Were you actually born in London? Oh, I think you should be sweet then.

54:55Chip:I'm a British citizen, of course. Nah, but I think people... What sort of scumbaggery is that? If I just donate better to charity... Oh, yeah, yeah, you are. If I donate better to charity, do I get an MBE? Yeah, you've got to do... Well, I think Skeptical offered it. Oh, so I'm probably next on.

55:10Cal:What would you get nighted for, bro? Joseph, Alfie. Huh? What would you get nighted for? I think just being a chill guy in general, you know. Fucking services to the chug game. Always just showing up and showing up. Yeah.

55:26Chip:Services to a 150 kg bench press. Service to the clip. Yeah, fairs, bro. I don't know. I'm not asked about that shit. I don't care about fucking titles. Oi, you know there's this big thing that they say, like some people will say no to them, like refuse them. Has that, who, anyone big refused one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, who? Let me find out right now. If I got, this is stupid, but if I got like the email. actually I don't

55:56Cal:is it an email bro no but I was I was about to say if I got an email saying like you're gonna get knighted and then they went actually nah you're not I wouldn't be that upset but I just realised would that make me Sir Alfie Buttle yeah yeah I'll have it then well Sir Sir Alfie Buttle yeah Sir well full name you gotta use your full name Alfred Noah Buttle Alfredo yeah it's Sir Chicken Alfredo fucking hell bro you're named after a dish is that your full name no it's Alfie oh you actually thought

56:22Chip:that brother from fucking Arrogate is called Alfredo. That'd be rocking up into school. That'd be cold. Everyone would think you're Italian. You kind of look a little Italian. I was going to call

56:33Cal:my next dog Alfredo. That's a sick compliment.

56:36Chip:You look Albanian. I look Albanian. I don't know. Some pale man. Where does Chip look like he's from? You look fucked. Chip, you look... You could be Spanish.

56:47Cal:I'll take that. I'll take that. You could live in Barcelona. You look like you're from South Asia somewhere. Yeah, I am from South Asia, bro. that's probably why I'm right yeah nah I think you look you go to Portugal and you'll be doing a handing out tickets to a boat thing why is it why is why does my shit involve boats how about that why is my shit suddenly involve boats no but just like you love boats so what you've got pasta you've got fucking what pyramids and I'm suddenly on the boats am I no you're just he's talking about the party boats that's what you're

57:18Chip:talking about

57:18Cal:boats are boats bro they get you from point A to point B my shit suddenly involves boats let's talk about no no no these these boats are the ones that go from point a

57:26Chip:to point a they just do a loop and they part in okay okay you sweet bro you sweet with a dj and

57:35Cal:booze all right okay cruise okay that's what the tickets are for booze cruise i do wonder like when the boats are coming over like does anyone say like can i get on the ox or anything have you on the booze cruise no on the boats that are coming over that they're complaining about no

57:48Chip:they don't have oxes on us. Have you ever gone on like a proper ratty booze cruise on a lad's holiday? I don't think so. I don't think, have you? Yeah, I went on a Zanty one. And I was like, nah, I'm going to sweep up. 100 men, one gaff.

58:05Cal:Is that what it was? Most fucked ratio ever. Everywhere in Zanty was. Honestly, those gaffes, I get you got to do it one. If you go on one of them holidays when you're like 18 and you go back in your 20s, I don't know about you, bro. I really don't. I've never beaten back.

58:23Chip:Are the ratios bad now? Well, I've only gone once and it was bad then. But I just think like you do it once and then you get a job and life. Life happens. Yeah. And you go to Spain and you're like Ibiza. That's like a bit. That's a level up. But like you just can't. You go into an underage disco, basically. It's like a year seven leavers party.

58:44Cal:Yeah. Nah, I remember going Magaluf with JJ. Was he getting swarmed? Surely he was getting swarmed the whole time. It was bad, but it was like... Joe Weller was there as well. It was with Joe Weller as well. And I remember we went to like a phone party and it was just fucking horrible. The phone was covering the floor to the ceiling. So what? It was like a maze. I couldn't see. I was getting claustrophobic. I was genuinely... It was like, I just burned. Genuinely, I was starting to panic. I was like, get me out of this fucking place. I was going to cry, bro.

59:15Chip:I was like, get me out of this phone party now.

59:18Cal:Your man cried. And it wouldn't stop. The phone wouldn't stop coming in. I was like, I think it's malfunctioning. I'm going to get killed. It was horrible. And then you're just wading your way through. And next thing you know, you just turn in some bloke's face. I'm scared. You all right? I'm going to go time you, lad. There's one fucking class, innit? Sitting off his nut. You're like, nah, not really, mate. And then he's like, what do you want, Gary? Do you want a Gary? Just fuck off. One of them things that sound sick before you go in there, it's just fucking dog I mean in Xante they have like meet-offs like public they have public meet-offs they have like you're lying there's that head thing wouldn't there just like a whole who gives the best head I don't know

59:59Chip:what were you there for any of the meet-offs nah if your missus goes to Xante

1:00:06Cal:tough day out on the phone

1:00:09Chip:nah nah I know some good girls have gone Xante of course

1:00:14Cal:gotta go there and get your little fishbowling

1:00:16Chip:I feel like It is a canon event though. Yeah, you got to do it once or twice. Fuck off Cherry Bay. I've never been to Zante.

1:00:25Cal:I never went there. Napa. Yeah. I don't think I went there either. What did you go to? Just MAGA and then Ibiza following that. Yeah, yeah. Ibiza. I've never been to Ibiza, you know. It is good. Is it calm if you're like that? Is it calm if you're right? It's just intense, man. I just feel like I can't handle it as well anymore. But what everyone says about Ibiza is there's like two sides. There's like the old sort of nice island and then there's the... So you can balance it. You can. Because people go on like a wholesome

1:00:52Chip:couple's holiday there. But nobody does.

1:00:54Cal:You either go for this

1:00:55Chip:or you go for that. Very rarely do you manage to do it. I've been invited to go straight after this trip ends with Young LA and I'm like, I don't know. I think you should

1:01:05Cal:if you haven't done it before. If you haven't done it, yeah, go to it. Go to it.

1:01:08Chip:Yeah, that's the only problem is you might actually be mentally... You're going to have no dopamine after this trip. But then maybe that's a good time to do Ibiza because then it's like well I might be get I might get mad lonely after this trip I've been living with people now I go back to nothing it is gonna be crap that's not think about what's your thoughts so far on living with people oh

1:01:28Cal:it's good yeah alright it's cuz we're very good friends on everyone was respecting each of its boundaries and shit yeah but we're not like there are some people but obviously live with people before and there's been times where people decide taking the shit all taking the piss whereas we're all every now and then we'll clean up after each other. It's Truffle Pig and Sabina that have kept this gaff. We're all waking up with clean washing on our pep every day. That's why the pitch side gaff is fucked because it's just that. I've got a load in right now upstairs in the washing machine. I've not done it.

1:02:05I don't know how this coffee table ended up looking like this.

1:02:08Chip:I feel like Lee might have had something to do with that. We've been taken care of. Yeah, that's what I mean. This is not an accurate representation of what it's like.

1:02:14Cal:We're doing all right. Fucking, I emptied the fridge today. Oh, thank you. That's all your old meat in there. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean though. It's mine. I had to empty it. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's good because if I see, if I see that you're not doing it, then I ain't doing it. The girls are definitely doing most of the heavy lifting, but still. God bless them. But still, let's, fuck it.

1:02:33Chip:Yeah, I've enjoyed it so far. Let me tell you that. It's been very good. It's a bit of a vibe. It's fun getting my vlog footage out of nowhere as well. I feel like the funniest moments are when we're just fucking dicking around here anyways. Yeah. Shit, man. We're starting to see how my content works. Yeah. And now we're about to go to a spa. Although yours is good because, or it would be better if you lived with people.

1:02:59Cal:Oh, yeah. That's why I'm fucked. You getting a new tattoo? What was it?

1:03:04Chip:Oh, are you actually going to get a new one? Shall we? Oh, we're all getting one together. Matching. He's getting a spider.

1:03:08Cal:No, I don't know. I'll get some. Don't mind a spider because Spider-Man, New York, Queens, whatever, you know? Yeah. Honestly, I don't even care what it is anymore. Fuck it, can I pick one out? Well, yeah,

1:03:20Chip:after the one down on the wrist. Can I pick one out?

1:03:22Cal:Can we get the audience to pick one out or I recommend some out? You can drop some suggestions. Drop some comments, guys. Put your family on. Nah, but give us some serious ones. You know what you like. that'll be jokes. Fuck you, man. Nah, what about? The amount of times I've got that. Oi, hold up, I've got it. what about the national rail logo little british little english you know what i mean like come on

1:03:46Chip:yeah you're gonna get one that celebrates british culture at all exactly stellar

1:03:54i could get some sort of new york subway sign or something what he's gonna get subway tattooed on him not the sandwich not the sandwich shot get the metro logo fuck off

1:04:09Cal:or like laugh at you

1:04:10Chip:why don't you get Empire State of Mind tattooed across your forearm concrete jungle wet dream tomato oh fucking wet dreams yeah wet dream tomato what about central perks straight across your fucking chest what about sench on my chest brackets Oakley don't be saying

1:04:29Cal:stuff like that don't set me up for it then no don't doom squall in the middle of a pod nah I'm just checking Sabino is picking up my top nah Lee I don't actually want a New York tattoo bro it's fine Look how dog shit that one is that you're on

1:04:40Chip:That's Oh actually it's kind of cool It looks like a heart Yeah it's actually fucking sick Screenshot that Oh what about the bagel one That goes mad I might just get Brunson on my back What as a tramp stamp So when someone's hitting it Giving you back shots No his whole vest on me

1:05:04Cal:Oh a little apple would go

1:05:07Chip:Yo, that is actually your bit of you, AB, surely.

1:05:10Cal:Is it? Yeah. I've never fucked with anything like that ever. Why didn't you get an apple but like the apple's all decayed and shit. It's like a representation of your life. Oh. Or your liver. Or my liver. Yeah. Look at the Brooklyn Bridge one. All right. Enough.

1:05:25Chip:I'm not getting one. No, you do need to get one. I'm going to get one here. I'm getting one out here. Are you? Yeah. Where? I'm going to get a sewer rat. Oh my God. huge rat outside the gaff last night i was waiting for my cookies and um i'm just waiting i hear a little rustle i'm like oh is that a cat and then i just see a massive rat run give me a size size size that's a sign to get one bro i'd say oh that's big it was pretty big that's chunky that's a new york sewer rat that that's what i want to tattoo off um but yeah we need um i need to get I don't know. Where should I get it? I'll probably get it on my thigh again.

1:06:03Chip:I can't be arsed.

1:06:04Cal:If you can't get a thigh, you can get it on your thigh, bro. Wow. That's where you put your forfeits. If you're getting one by choice, you've got to get it visible now. Really? You've got to get something nice. Where are we going to get ours? I don't know, bro. Get it here.

1:06:17Chip:A little sewer right there.

1:06:18Cal:I ain't getting one, bro. No, you're going to get one when we're out here. No, because I'll end up getting some Marvel shit and it'll be hella fucking... No, I'll get like Bellingham as well.

1:06:25Chip:Yeah.

1:06:27Cal:Belly goal. belly goal goal goal goal oh and Kala Messi

1:06:30Chip:by the way hear me out I just want to make sure we're all aligned on this plan if and I'm not sure it'll happen but if England make it to the final and we don't get tickets we gotta go home oh what to watch it in an English pub yeah oh I hear that we gotta be in we gotta be in England don't mind that I hear that but let me just tell you right now there's no way in hell I will not get tickets for that oh right okay yeah I will actually

1:06:57Cal:How much are they right now?

1:07:00Chip:I'll pay 10 plus for one We'll do it

1:07:02Cal:You guys are out of touch Like Bro it's a once in a lifetime

1:07:06Chip:Yeah If we're in the final I will never ever Watching fucking Jed Spence Hold the trophy You're mad Fair enough Fuck with that heavy Once in a lifetime Once in a universe Well look I'm a fucking sheep

1:07:17Cal:So I'll just do what you do

1:07:18Chip:Oh you know what Theo was trying to tell me yesterday What Trying to say that Jude Bellingham's A loyal pitch side viewer

1:07:27Cal:oh yeah

1:07:27Chip:do you reckon any of the England squad watch the fellas

1:07:31Cal:yeah I reckon a couple of them remember when we had Ramsdale on he was saying that a lot in the locker room we'll talk about the clips and shit so yes

1:07:38Chip:I think that some of them will

1:07:41Cal:I don't know if they'll be loyal viewers but I reckon they watch the clips from time to time and go these are fucking stupid aren't they I got a James Trafford follow he might watch it

1:07:48Chip:is he in the squad

1:07:50Cal:there you go he's not in the proper squad but that Alex Scott

1:07:57Chip:oh yeah he got sent home yeah but he was just there for like the warm up the training might have gone united uh

1:08:02Cal:I don't know there's a couple

1:08:04Chip:look if you're an England player and you're watching the pod just fucking reach out reach out

1:08:08Cal:and we'll let we're gonna let you know

1:08:11Chip:good luck yeah and we support you and can we get a ticket if you're in the final as well that'll do it that'll do it

1:08:18Cal:yeah that'll do it fucking deck of rice how about that yeah I think he probably back in the day he was back in the day he would watch

1:08:25Chip:I wonder if you just become so valuable as a human, your mind just levels up.

1:08:28Cal:Yeah, I think he's probably thinking back, like, why did I ever associate myself with a fella? Sabine is just sending me swimming trunk options. Oh, fairs. What's her in swimming trunks? I've picked the red. Trying to cop him some. That's our fiance, bro. Yeah, she's copped him. Yeah, of course, bro. And don't even worry about paying her back. She fucking owes you. Okay. Sweet. Do you not want to discuss GTA 6 being 70 pounds? I'm sick of talking about it.

1:08:53Chip:Just quick. We can't just talk about that. By the way, what's the problem with 70 quid? Surely it's all 70 quid. Everyone thought it was going to be 150, 200. This is a fucking bargain.

1:09:02Cal:I think it's fairly priced because I think you are guaranteed to be getting one of the best games ever. FIFA costs more than that.

1:09:10Chip:I don't understand.

1:09:11Cal:I'm surprised. I think that's wrong, by the way. No, it is 70 quid. Is it 70 quid in the UK? But standard edition, right?

1:09:20Chip:But like, physical discs are becoming obsolete.

1:09:24Cal:I swear like on PS5 when I go in a store a lot of the games like 69 quid yeah they are that's a going rate for every game

1:09:31Chip:that's such a good price for GTA 6 the controversy is around the fact that you're not getting a physical disc

1:09:35Cal:who the fuck wants that that's what I'm saying I don't really get I get it because I'm on that wave I love having a physical disc but you can't I think you can get it after this year I think that's another thing that's popped up so they're making everyone pre-order it you don't get the physical version and if you want the physical version it'll be out why would they even waste some money producing the disc yeah if you don't so much admin for zero gain and no one's gaining niche from it apart from just having a fucking case everyone can just download it now I think some people just like having the thing is when you buy the game and it's not physical you don't actually own that game and if for some reason something went down if the Rockstar servers were or something they were like fuck it we're pulling it you've got no say because you don't actually have the game they can't do that though that's just I mean it's happened that's just a scam it has happened with some games in the past like when they run out of licensing on like like fucking racing games when they lose all the music and shit like that it does happen it's rare and it's not going to happen but you don't technically own that media yeah and i think some people are so that stuck in their old ways like i need to own it personally plus i like having it on the shelf yeah but you

1:10:41Chip:can just get a bit of artwork instead i got no i mean i'm still gonna get this you still get the box you just don't get yeah that's kind of weird though imagine you open the box yeah oh it's got a little code in there. I honestly, I don't think I've used a physical disc in like 10 years. I even think like on Xbox 360 I was downloading them.

1:10:57Cal:Also, you put the disc in and have to install it still. And we're probably going to get the ultimate one, right? Because you get more stuff with it. Yeah, I'm getting that. They have lots

1:11:07Chip:of good stuff behind it. I'm getting the Rockstar Edition. Yeah, we all are.

1:11:11Cal:Yeah, we are. Yeah, fucking. The one where you get a pair of Nike shoes

1:11:15Chip:with GTA logo on it and shit. Yeah, you get a CJ mask. I'm rocking those on the night out.

1:11:19Cal:Shit, but it's actually coming out now with no delays.

1:11:22Chip:Well, stop saying that, bro, because it's still possible to be delayed. You know that, right? Just because they announced a pre-order and shit, they're still doing it.

1:11:28Cal:Nah, the game will be, like, ready to go gold soon. Like, they ain't gonna...

1:11:31Chip:My big thing is, where the hell is this trailer? You kept promising me a trailer, and you're not delivering it for me.

1:11:37Cal:I'm going for a piss. It's today.

1:11:38Chip:Fuck off. By the way, we're wrapping the pod up anyways.

1:11:42Cal:They do need to drop this fucking trailer, though, for real, like...

1:11:45Chip:Are you actually being serious about today? Nah, you're lying. Nah.

1:11:47Cal:but that's why they put all the images out because it's like you can't let pre-orders go live with no more info

1:11:53Chip:but that's what I mean

1:11:54Cal:how can you drop the pre-order with no way to gas me up

1:11:57Chip:to go I'm going to buy it right now

1:11:59Cal:the thing is I think for them this works because they just dropped the pre-orders with all the images and the extra info and they've made fucking loads from that because pretty much everyone's got a pre-order already or a lot of people have and then trailer 3 eventually when it drops in maybe a month or so same thing happens again even more pre-orders this is double whammy they will have got a plan for it it's just long for us yeah fine anyway guys thank you very much for watching you know we fucking love you and there's a vlog out already and there's vlogs coming out two a week at the moment Lee

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1:12:50Chip:it's fucking sick it's fucking amazing head on over there guys we'll see you on the next episode we love you take care sayonara bitches there might even be a guest fuck y 'all

1:13:00Cal:see you later guys we love you this has been a Global and the Fella Studios production