In short
The episode is a mix of World Cup travel talk, football hot takes, and celebrity gossip. The hosts discuss being in the US for the tournament, booking tickets for multiple matches (including the Belgium vs Senegal game) and worrying about Mexico City being “sketchy” after the match, while expecting big celebrations. They debate early 8am match-day routines, altitude/Viagra rumors for England, and VAR “robbery” moments. A major segment is their “Cosmo” dome/sports-screen experience in Atlanta, where they mistakenly think a celebrity is Ray J, then realize it’s actually Akon. They describe Akon taking photos, chatting with fans, and texting the host back after exchanging numbers.
Key claims
Akon is “a sound bloke” who engaged with everyone; Cosmo’s tech makes it feel like you’re in the stadium; Taylor Swift’s MSG wedding is framed as a privacy/security move with an estimated $20M+ cost.
Notable examples
Akon at Cosmo; England World Cup ticket costs; Taylor Swift wedding at Madison Square Garden; Justin Bieber/other artists rumored for the World Cup final.
Guests
Louis (civilian who lived among military abroad, called in about “army satisfaction” rumors), plus no other formal guests.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VODealing with the Heat
0:45 to 2:15
Hosts discuss their experience with the extreme heat in New York City.
Rooftop Pool Plans
2:15 to 5:05
Conversation about finding a rooftop pool and reminiscing about music videos.
Life in the Military
5:05 to 8:00
Hosts speculate on the experiences of soldiers regarding intimacy and leisure.
“So I don't know firsthand, but my first-hand experience as I lived out there was I was in COVID, and I had a lot of beating up the meat personally.”
Calling Louis for Insights
8:00 to 11:00
A phone call with Louis about military life and intimate experiences.
“You're only in the USA, Mexico, Canada, World Cup one time in your life.”
World Cup Anticipation
11:00 to 14:00
Discussion about the upcoming World Cup experiences in Mexico.
“but there are some people that are just saying Mexico in general can be a bit sketchy.”
Travel Experiences and Percentages
14:00 to 14:55
Discover how the hosts track and compare their travel experiences across countries.
Discussing Friends and Their Travels
14:55 to 15:50
The hosts talk about their friend Will and his extensive travels for content creation.
Harry Kane and Football Opinions
15:50 to 17:50
A lively debate about Harry Kane and the hosts' differing views on him.
“It's essentially one year out of the emissions.”
The Chat Curse Explained
17:50 to 20:30
The hosts explore the concept of the 'chat curse' that affects athletes' performances.
“You know he's having, I didn't even realize this.”
Experience at Cosmo: A Unique Sports Venue
20:30 to 24:45
The hosts share their experience at a unique sports venue that offers an immersive viewing experience.
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Akon and Fan Encounters
24:45 to 28:00
A funny story about mistaking a celebrity at a game, leading to encounters and realizations.
Akon Encounter at the World Cup
28:00 to 29:10
The hosts share their surreal experience meeting Akon at the World Cup.
Life Lessons from Akon
29:10 to 31:00
The hosts reflect on Akon's kindness and how it inspired them.
“And by the time he leaves the gaff, I've got a text from him.”
World Cup Match Insights
31:00 to 32:51
Discussion about the USA's performance and their upcoming matches.
“Anyways, that was just the most surreal experience I've had so far at the World Cup.”
World Cup Games Recap
32:51 to 34:25
The hosts recap thrilling matches and discuss unexpected outcomes.
“So yeah we had an absolute fucking belter that night and we just went out, met a few of the USA fans to watch the USA game.”
Upcoming Matches and Predictions
34:25 to 36:13
Predictions and expectations for upcoming World Cup matches.
“So I wonder if there's still, is there still that World Cup buzz?”
Viagra Use in Football
36:13 to 38:15
A humorous discussion on the use of Viagra by players for altitude.
“It feels like all the big players in this World Cup are just dialing the fucking...”
Taylor Swift's Upcoming Wedding
38:15 to 40:23
The hosts discuss Taylor Swift's wedding plans and the buzz around it.
“Let them, let them hit a fuckload of Viagra.”
Wedding Location and Security
40:23 to 42:05
Exploration of why Taylor Swift is getting married at Madison Square Garden.
“Chip, if you went missing, I'm belling them.”
Taylor Swift's Wedding Security
42:05 to 44:16
Discussion on why Taylor Swift chose MSG for her wedding due to privacy and security reasons.
“Like is Taylor Swift, like anywhere else, it's just going to be an issue.”
Invites to Taylor's Wedding
44:16 to 45:29
The hosts humorously lament not receiving an invite to Taylor Swift's wedding despite her high-profile guest list.
“Type in Taylor Swift, paper rings Paper rings?”
Justin Bieber at the World Cup
45:29 to 47:55
Speculation around Justin Bieber performing at the World Cup final and reactions to it.
“I think they would have had this lockdown for ages.”
World Cup Performances Discussion
47:55 to 50:25
Hosts discuss past World Cup performances and propose artists for future events.
“that would go off he's already doing stuff with FIFA yeah he is isn't he get him get him on there he might live stream on the stage you never know that'd be sick as well but yeah like get him a Donna.”
Memes and Pop Culture
50:25 to 52:40
Hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation about memes, specifically 'steak too buttery', showcasing their humor and cultural references.
“there's a clip of AB in like zero context AB post it where it's like AB complaining about how this trip's been too much drinking and all the comments are like, steak too buttery, our guy.”
Dining Reservations in New York
52:40 to 55:40
The difficulty of securing restaurant reservations in New York and the strategies used to achieve this.
“It's just, oh my God, it's a fucking brain robot.”
Roommate Quiz Introduction
55:40 to 56:00
The hosts introduce a roommate quiz to explore different roommate personalities.
Planning for the Trip
56:00 to 56:32
Learn how to effectively plan a trip with restaurant reservations.
Roommate Personality Quiz
56:32 to 58:04
Discover the different types of roommates through a fun quiz.
“we'll go, we'll get a hundred percent here.”
Pet Peeves of Roommates
58:04 to 59:42
Explore common pet peeves and habits in shared living situations.
“Bro, we were literally just sprinting in the actual...”
Guest Arrivals and Living Situations
59:42 to 1:01:22
Discuss the dynamics of living with friends and handling shared spaces.
“and I know you cleaned it the day before.”
Upcoming Trip Concerns
1:01:22 to 1:04:49
Hear opinions on traveling to Mexico and expectations for the trip.
“Last night I was in the bed, me and Spina went to bed and she was like, oh, can I have some of your water?”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Chip:Welcome back. It's another episode of the fellas podcast.
0:03Cal:No, you know what they're going to be saying? They're going to be saying no AB, no party.
0:07Chip:No, they don't say that.
0:09Cal:It's just one guy in the comments. BC says it on every piece of content that AB is not. No AB, no pie.
0:15Chip:No, he is currently sunbathing in Central Park. It's a, it's a hot day out today. I think out there is currently 38 degrees. Yeah. I went out for a brief walk, about a 30 minute stroll. And I was like, you know, what I'm gonna spend the rest of my day inside in the AC I agree with you I might be doing the same
0:36Cal:however let me pitch this idea to you me you rooftop pool in New York surely they're all rammed I know a guy you don't know a guy I don't know a guy but I do have a fiancee upstairs calling
0:51Chip:all the rooftop pools all right fair enough so anyways we have been um we've been back in knew up for literally 24 hours which um it's getting a lot it's a lot bro and the heat on
1:04Cal:top of it is killing us no no no it's not killing us it's killing you yeah but i can't handle anything above 28 that's probably where you tap out it's like a limit that's like oh it's getting
1:15Chip:fucking annoying now but today is 38 yeah that's a joke i'm tapping out of 30 i've walked out got
1:21Cal:my new pokemon shirt on i was feeling myself a little bit i was like damn i got charizard on in front of it fuck i've just come back in it's soaked looks like i've been at water park it did
1:30Chip:it did look like a little wet t-shirt it was white as well you know how i've been looking
1:35Cal:yeah caressing my body and shit like a motherfucking car wash what you don't know about those car washes no i do know yeah like no i get the yeah true
1:46Chip:goon of material the original good material that do you remember i think there was like a like a five year span where every music video had a car wash scene in it like every rap video car wash fucking good times right bro are music videos even a thing anymore um i can't remember the last time i watched a music video yeah of course yeah name name a recent one any song in the charts nah but you're not like back in the day it's like oh the music video just dropped
2:15Cal:oh yeah does anybody actually care nobody cares about music videos i don't really i don't really give a shit like i couldn't tell you the last one i watched like what can you think of the most iconic music video of all time gangham style fuck that was a big no um again not to take it back to like the guna days but i know one that is like regarded as iconic is it satisfaction
2:38Chip:is that what it's called satisfaction yeah did it that thing yeah yeah maybe and in the movie
2:43Cal:civil war it shows that all the uh soldiers were watching that music video together on a small screen in the middle of the desert i guess so it's like a military goon i think it's a bit of a mental music video where it's just like loads of girls i did see a reddit thread about like how do people like that are in the military like satisfy themselves just jacking off all their
3:05Chip:but is it no because i swear at least in the movies they're all in like bunk beds and there's like 12 of them in a well i guess you just gotta go under the covers or you do a tea towel trick it sounds like you might serve some time bro this guy's way too experienced no
3:21Cal:you know what we'll have so many um we'll have people listening there in the army and shit do you reckon oh wait we got some troops 100 we'll have some a couple of troops maybe they're like they've just come back from a long stint yeah could you let us know like how do you actually
3:36Chip:navigate that one not in too much detail but just like briefly is everybody just beating their shit are they like but i guess you also hear about like the army base and they're like oh we're gonna go to the local pubs and they end up banging like a bunch of like locals yeah well you know didn't lewis work in an army base no well he worked he was a radio host but he wasn't
3:59Cal:like he was on the base suited booted though no but he was on the base in was he though in bahrain
4:04Chip:i swear he told me about it should i bell him up right now and ask out what i need to know more
4:09Cal:because yeah, he'll know that how they, I think he might've been standing out. I don't know.
4:16Chip:Yeah, that's what I don't know if he was integrated like that, by the way. Let me call up right now. He's going to think what the hell are these boys on? He might not pick up. He's currently. Do not disturb.
4:29Cal:Do not disturb.
4:29Chip:Wait, no, no. What about WhatsApp? Let me try that because I know some people can't get them foreign phone calls. Here we go.
4:38Cal:Foreigner.
4:44Cal:does donnie picking up i don't know i don't think he does i the thing is he direct section on part chilling him reeve and ab so he is 100 looking at this phone call oh you think he's seeing it he's going i'm not picking this guy i'm picking up him it's never good news when cal calls
5:03Chip:yo family oh broski okay perfect right we're on the pod and me and chip have a few questions to ask yeah no that's fine bro i'm just saying i've got a couple questions i want to ask for you on the pod yeah okay yeah okay so wait you were like kind of part of the military when you were abroad right well i was i was a civilian who lived amongst them yeah okay that's kind of good enough We want to know, does the army, in order to satisfy their needs, do they just beat their meat all the time? Or how do they... Do you know what I mean? So I don't know firsthand, but my first-hand experience as I lived out there was I was in COVID, and I had a lot of beating up the meat personally.
5:54Chip:I'm talking three, four times a day, honestly. I actually think I did five one day.
5:59Cal:Three, four times a day is good to do it. It was crazy.
6:02Chip:So is it, but like the actual military, because obviously they're probably sharing a gaffe with other people. Is that how, are they just on that wave as well, I guess? I heard rumors that a lot of them shag about. And normally there's like loads, normally there's like prosy houses as well nearby. Like when I was in Germany, when I was in Germany, they used to have like this house that you go to, you give them 20 euro and you go in and you look through the window and there's just like this old lady like playing with herself. And apparently the door was just covered in like cum. Oh, fuck. I'm a 20 year old, stand up the door, I just wank on the door.
6:33Chip:Oh, that's horrible. Right, all right. You know what? I think we've definitely got the answer we were after, to be honest. I do appreciate that, Louis. I need help, man. I appreciate it. All right, enjoy your sunbathing in a bit. All right. Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. All right, well, there we go. That's inside intel.
6:48Cal:Wanking onto a glass door with an old woman behind it. That's beyond even me. Bro, that's fucking it. I finally met my match, and it's as old as a bar. Freaky out, guys. what are they up to over there like nah oh i'm just picturing it now full scene full scene complete detail like 4k like perfect textures yeah bro shadows on shadows are on ray tracing is on this shit is fucked that's insane well okay well yeah no any soldiers actually in the comments let us know like what are you actually doing how you go are you doing in the bunk beds what you're doing are you just are you all doing it out in the open because it's just accepted like they could
7:26Chip:just be porking each other as well i don't know if that's just like nah surely that would be um
7:30Cal:yeah that would be against like the rules of the of like being in the army because that's just going to cause rifts big rifts you know like oh he's poking his hole and i'm the sergeant i want my own i'm pulling rank on this lieutenant you will give me your hole what the fuck yeah this is
7:53Chip:we're out here in the USA for the World Cup why are we talking about this right now that's a very good point we're actually when this goes out oh my god by the time this goes out we're gonna be in Mexico we'll either be knocked out of the World Cup or we've had the most incredible win against Mexico at the Azteca I think we actually batter them you know
8:13Cal:because I think all this talk all this propaganda about this altitude
8:19Chip:altitude stuff
8:20Cal:I think we just go in there run riot and everyone's like oh affairs and then the Mexican's going to be
8:26Chip:but I'm not going to lie see the Congo game I thought we I thought that was going to be a 3-4-0
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8:30Cal:yeah I'm with you okay maybe you know I've said this every time I said Dr. Congo would be like 3-1 or 3-0 or something it wasn't I think this goes to pens at the Azteca that would be brilliant would be a good game but I don't also don't want that yeah I would I'd be too nervous oh shit this is going to be one of the best experiences ever what's the capacity on the
8:52Chip:stadium i want to say it's about 80 000 it's got to be close to 100k for this no don't know you know 87 87k okay between 80 and 87 so yeah um we did manage to get tickets thankfully yeah um we've got harry's gonna meet us out there in mexico yep for this um as soon as the congo game was done we literally went back to the pad busted open that laptop booked everything and let me tell you it is it is expensive like we said we've managed to get tickets sorted now for free but we were literally ready to pay for it ourselves yeah and it was coming in around like three four five thousand pounds yeah it was it was going to be about four thousand pounds each i think yeah
9:35Cal:ticket which is which we would have had to pay because we we want to go to every game yeah we I want to go to every game. Fuck it. You know, we're out here once. We just want to send it. You're only in the USA, Mexico, Canada, World Cup one time in your life. Might as well just fucking have it.
9:50Chip:So yeah, me and, me and Chip, we're ready to pay that. But then thankfully last minute, because it's quite difficult as well to ask for four of them because we all want to be sat together.
9:58Cal:So we have been paying for some of the games though, before people get too busy with us. Like we paid for, we paid for the Congo ones, paid for Congo. And we paid for Ghana. The third one, Panama, Panama, Panama one, was expensive was expensive yeah 1500 each that one was yeah for a panama game in what was really a nothing game i think it's just because this we drew against ghana so that one became a little
10:22Chip:bit more important yeah had we have beat ghana i think that one genuinely would have just been like a bit not a bit pointless but you know i mean like less way less important uh but yeah so we're off to mexico we've heard quite a lot of dodgy stories about mexico city it might just you've been before
10:39Cal:I've not been to Mexico City. Where have I been again?
10:43Chip:You're acting like I'm your travel agent, bro.
10:45Cal:No, but where did I go? It was for a fellas video. Oh, yes. It's like a really touristy... Wait, is it not Cancun? Yes, that's where I went.
10:52Chip:Okay, so you haven't been to Mexico City? No. Right. So I don't know what Mexico City's like. Fine. I mean, I'll be honest. We haven't heard any bad reports about it, but there are some people that are just saying Mexico in general can be a bit sketchy.
11:07Cal:Yeah, there's a couple of stories floating about.
11:09Chip:Yeah.
11:09Cal:But I don't know if they're true. It could just all be, again, propaganda to make us scared when in reality it's going to be unreal.
11:15Chip:Yeah, well, I'm going out there and I'm having a good time and I'm looking forward to getting drunk with the Mexican people. I will keep my wits about me. But you have to almost anywhere. Honestly, in Atlanta, I had to.
11:27Cal:Yeah, Atlanta was a little bit.
11:28Chip:I thought it was a bit sketchy.
11:29Cal:Yeah, a little bit. There were parts about it where we were just walking through and it's just a ghost town. But there were so many England fans that you kind of like are safe at that point because like there's just too many of you
11:39Chip:yeah Mexico City's a different beast though bro yeah
11:42Cal:I think we just stay stay with the with the crew stay with the kin you know the kin yeah sorry just new new thing I've been trying out
11:52Chip:yeah alright
11:52Cal:no but we'll just stay together we'll go to the game it's after the game that I'm worried about I think I've just got in my head that some mad shit's gonna happen but it's not have you seen the celebrations
12:01Chip:oi I'm not gonna lie I might because I'll be so depressed I might put if England lose I might just go shop Buy a Mexico top Wipe that on Join the celebrations Because the celebrations In Mexico City Look at this Look at this video right now It looks amazing They know what they're doing This was for A round of 32 game Against Ecuador Don't get me wrong It's a good side But you would never imagine A celebration like this For that sort of game This is a true Footballing nation It actually is And also They have some of the best food In the world At least in my opinion You know what I don't really
12:31Cal:I don't really Have Mexican food often Because I once had A really bad experience with it
12:36Chip:As in it just came out your ass.
12:37Cal:It just put me off, even though it does taste good. Wait, but you do have, you do have like - A taco is Mexican? Yes. Yeah, okay, cool.
12:44Chip:Yes.
12:44Cal:I want to go try this Los Poyos Tacos. Is that what it's called?
12:47Chip:You mean Los Tacos?
12:48Cal:Los Tacos. Los Poyos, isn't that breaking bad?
12:51Chip:Well, that's just chicken tacos. Poyos Amaros.
12:53Cal:Yeah, I'm getting confused. Yeah, the Los Tacos thing. Yeah. Keep walking past it. Apparently it's really nice. Yeah, it is good.
13:00Chip:I did it in a video.
13:01Cal:Would that be a true Mexican version of it?
13:03Chip:Well, true is going to be when you go to Mexico City, but from what I've been told, yeah, that spot here in New York is like top, top for tacos. And now they change the time of the game? Yeah, well, that's news. There's literally come in the last minute.
13:18Cal:I was actually really looking forward to it being a nighttime game.
13:20Chip:I'm with you, bro.
13:22Cal:Also, waking up, but now we've got to wake up at eight, jump on the beers.
13:25Chip:At 8 a.m. beers. Oh, it's a long day that, you know.
13:29Cal:We could probably jump on the beers at 10.
13:31Chip:Nope. No, because we'll have to head off to the stadium by like 9.45, 9.30. oh for the love of god yeah it's an 8 a.m beers and also just to add to that silverstone f1 is at
13:43Cal:8 a.m okay that makes it a little bit better getting up what a day of sport what a day truly
13:50Chip:but it also means though the game will be done by let's say 2 2 30 then you've got either eight hours of depression or eight hours of celebration however you want to look at it we had the same thing in atlanta yeah with that game that dr congo game that was at midday um which was a really weird one because you have breakfast yeah yeah because you have breakfast and then you're just
14:12Cal:going straight to the stadium yeah i don't like them ones i think it's too early for it it's it's long it's taxing on the body it's mentally draining yeah it's big so yeah i'm excited to um
14:24Chip:to experience mexico also i've never been to mexico and i want to tick it off on my app so
14:29Cal:this is a big one for me as well oh shit yeah on your app yeah i've i've already been yeah here's
14:35Chip:a fun thing so just to anybody interested we're using it's called this is not an ad it's called bean um and if you are a keen traveler it can be cool so i'm currently sitting on 26 percent of the world that's sick i'm on 23 percent 52 countries i'm on 45 45 um so hopefully i can want 53 in
14:54Cal:here yeah mine's mainly i just haven't really done much of africa in fact i've done none of africa you've done south africa though that's it though but like think about you know african countries
15:04Chip:there are you don't morocco no surprise you ain't done morocco no i think no i don't think i feel like have you done south america at all nope just mexico no well that's central america i haven't
15:15Cal:done anywhere in south america yeah yeah i need to start getting out there i need to see those places
15:19Chip:for sure man you want you want to know somebody who's really getting out there and see the world Ben Morris Will and E Will and E yeah 100 % I know it's for videos but still
15:29Cal:he's got one more country than me at the moment oh really yeah he is flying he's doing a massive storm they're gonna be sick videos just happens to be missing every motive ever though
15:39Chip:yeah at what cost
15:40Cal:yeah so hey enjoy these videos bro but do remember that you got mates that love seeing you
15:47Chip:yeah go on mate get emotional down the camera look down the camera
15:50Cal:I would love to when was the last time you told Will I haven't seen Will and E
15:54Chip:it might have been a decade the only time i ever hear from will is when he puts lewis in a group chat with lewis hamilton just like this morning yeah and then he sort of goes away for a little while um and he pops back up um but yeah i know he's uh well he's got a new car he's got that
16:11Cal:vintage 911 have you seen that yeah it's beautiful sick isn't it he actually fuck it he what is it because it's like 19, what year is it? 1980 summer?
16:22Chip:Yeah.
16:22Cal:It's essentially one year out of the emissions. What would you call it?
16:27Chip:Yeah, ULAS.
16:28Cal:ULAS like requirements.
16:29Chip:Ultra low emission.
16:30Cal:So essentially every time he drives in London, he has to pay like 20 quid. Every time. That is so annoying though.
16:37Chip:One year out. He didn't realize it though. And he's put the pictures on Instagram, so it's fine. So it is okay. But he's whacked up all his fines and he goes, oh, I didn't realize this was going to be the case. And I need to, I wonder if he's got to like, cause surely that can't be like a real thing. Like, can you not just message the council and be like, guys, I want to drive the way.
16:59Cal:I'm wondering if because he lives in London, you'll get an exemption like you do from congestion. Yeah, but I don't think you do
17:06Chip:because it's a really old car and it's just an emissions issue versus like congestion where it's like, oh, I have the newest car. It might be electric. You got to let me off.
17:15Cal:Oh man, we need them night hunters to go and fuck up the ULES cameras for him. What are they called? Like, Nightcrawler, Blade Runners. That's what they were called.
17:24Chip:Going around just dismantling all the ULES cameras.
17:27Cal:Yeah.
17:28Chip:But yeah, he's got that sick car. So he's probably not even ours. He's probably just checked out. He's like, I'm traveling, driving vintage 911.
17:34Cal:Has he actually shown everyone that he has that car?
17:37Chip:Yeah, he put it on Insta. He put a full Insta post for it. He did a full Insta post for it? Yeah. It's on his second account. You won't know about it. Oh, fucking hell. You won't know about it, bro. It's like some secret shit me and him are on. It's pretty much just me there. I've got it now. Oh, fuck's sake. Chill out. So, yeah, we had that. Harry Kane. Yep. Sir Harry Kane. What about him? You know he's having, I didn't even realize this.
18:04Cal:You hate him. So don't you start talking about Sir Harry Kane. You're fucking, you are the biggest Harry Kane hater of all time. Let me tell you one thing. He certainly won't ever come on this pod because of the things you've said about him. Whereas I personally love him. I saw a post today that said Harry Kane's actually an England player
18:23Chip:and not like a club player do you get it?
18:25Cal:I kind of see what they meant by that you see him as an England player in a weird way
18:30Chip:I hear it, I get it but I'll be honest with you my hot takes are just too much for a part I'll get fried, my hot takes
18:37Cal:they are hot, they're fucking terrible takes no they're not terrible no because I saw Gabby Abongahor
18:43Chip:which was my first concern my first red flag was a i shared the same opinion as gabby upon the whore yeah but he made like the genuine exact point that i'd be making but i'm not saying it on this one i'm not saying it because i
18:54Cal:don't want to hear it either your negativity is bringing down camp it's bad it's bad it's bad
18:59Chip:but when he i'll support him no i'll support him in the team when he puts us through against the
19:04Cal:thing is you'll sit there for 60 minutes in the stadium going he's so shit mate walking's on walking's on now next and then what 10 minutes later he's got two fucking goals that's why you You can't sub him off. You know what I believe? Here, wait, wait.
19:16Chip:Let me also say this really quickly. Yeah, I'm getting fried in the latest vlog for my takes on Harry Kane. Apparently, you called Maduweke Saka. No, I didn't. I definitely did not do that.
19:30Cal:To be fair, like, far away. Also, at these games, I'm fucking battered. You're battered and you're sat quite far away. It can be easy to make no mistake sometimes.
19:39Chip:Thank you, Chip. I will actually understand you on that. And then what was I going to say? Oh, fuck. I was in the middle of just going off. But yeah. Anyways. Yeah. Cal, absolutely wrong on every move England made. Oh yeah. This is what I was going to say was right. I also believe in something that we've having called the chat curse. What? Chat curse. Chat curse. And I believe truly that I possess this, right? Because every time I jump in the chat and I say someone's shit, they bag. They do bag. they bag in the game so like so if you carry on with this I feel like if I stop doing this and I go like full positivity I think we might be finished
20:22Cal:we need your hate because then you know like it's yin and yang I'll be the positive guy you be the hater full of genuine hate and fucking no it's not genuine genuine hate and disdain for the world it's not genuine bro stop that does that make sense disdain yeah go on chipolad
20:36Chip:oh fuck off
20:38Cal:chipolad fucking hell mate Jesus Christ don't call me
20:42Chip:a fucking dictionary but what this the state you snuck that one in there didn't you let's talk about the mad experience at a place called cosmo oh my god yes so it's fucking sick place sick place right first of all let me just tell you it's you know if you want to actually see the footage of it it is in um the latest vlog so i've checked this place i'm so glad i actually convinced you to go because you were a bit there like i was on the fence when i thought the atmosphere
21:11Cal:be like yeah because you were saying it was like a cinema and i was like don't watch football in
21:15Chip:the cinema yeah so like but i didn't say it's like a sports bar let me let me start let me start
21:22Cal:throwing you under the bus you sold it wrong bro how would you how would you have done it then it's not i said it's like a 3d experience it was not a cinema though cinema is a dark room where it's like a little more quiet a little bit more chill eating popcorn i said there was gonna be this i
21:36Chip:said there was gonna be atmosphere and you were there like that's why you got yeah okay when you
21:40Cal:said there was that myself i was like fine i'll give it a go give it a go so to the people that
21:44Chip:are listening in the us i think there's only three locations now but they're making loads of them anyways you walk in and if you imagine like an imax sort of experience but yeah it's like goes up if you've ever seen the sphere in vegas similar to that if you've ever seen what that looks like
21:59Cal:it's a similar sort of smaller scale than that though right yeah yeah but it is like it's massive curved screen but it's also curving like woods at the top so over your head yeah it's just like a half it and it's just a screen yeah it's it's hard to describe it it's fucked but they have
22:13Chip:special camera angles that i've only ever seen for this for this it's kind of mental actually
22:20Cal:yeah either that or they just rarely show them on the broadcast yeah or they're using some specific kind of feed i don't know yeah but yeah the whole the the premise of it is essentially you are seated as if you are in the stadium and the camera angle essentially gives you the closest and the right perspective that you would have if you were actually in the stadium in that spot so it really does feel like like if you were to take a picture in front of the screen which we did you kind of can't tell that you're not at the game yeah it's that good it's really good it's really high quality super high quality like i was a bit like this technology is fucked yeah like if this existed in the uk every single game would pretty much surely be sold out it's just not do you think there's enough ball for it yeah bro if you think about it because they've got sports on every single day like every day because they've got nba they've got nhl they've got nfl they've got
23:11Chip:soccer they've got all sorts yeah they might need to find some things on like random like like wednesdays or thursdays and things like that but you know what i mean because we only really do
23:21Cal:care about like football so we've got premier league championship yeah but then you do have
23:25Chip:like imagine if there was a way to watch the f1 like that maybe there is a way or f1 yeah rugby when it's when it's on i guess yeah i think there would be a demand for it and you could probably figure it out um but yeah it was also a hundred by the way so we went to belgium senegal which i would imagine is one of the like definitely one of the cheaper ones to go to for that dome seat 180 or just 100 100 underneath yeah 180 no per person per person yeah not to mention then you sit down then you order all the food and drink it's expensive it was yeah it is an expensive
24:01Cal:place it is a really sick experience i if you brought it to england it couldn't be that price no you actually just because you gotta remember the salaries here are a lot bigger yeah you actually like people it'd have to be like 30 quid a lot more money here yeah because they would just make more money but um yeah i mean yeah you can be doing it imagine that it's like oh boys want to go watch a game yeah uh just 300 quid a pop 180 quid for your ticket yeah and then just what fucking 15 quid a beer yeah um yeah i don't think english people would take to that so anyways we
24:30Chip:rock up we paid it um lovely lady who was working there um sort of like recognized us or her friend recognized us and she said like yeah we we can move you because we were like on the second two a little bit further back but it was like yeah we can move you wanted a sofa didn't we yeah we can move you to like a better seat and so obviously we were like yeah that'd be amazing thank you um took us down there and this actual seat itself wasn't actually much better because we were now side on and we kind of joined these lovely four blokes or maybe like atmosphere was better though because we were within yeah so we were actually in the in the mixer and and yeah we were just we were there we're like cool this is great this is like genuinely a surreal experience to to see what it's like from this angle um and then um they start there's some seats in front of us and like a guy in a uh in a suit and tie comes over and starts asking some of those people in those seats to like shuffle along and move and make space for four seats i was there like fucking hell and he was like offering them free drinks to do it i was there like oh shit like he really wants those four seats to be free so i was like okay i'm interested to see who's gonna rock up in these four seats anyways lo and behold someone comes in a lot of like confidence good energy um and uh with three of his friends sits down i was like okay this is somebody famous i'm looking at chip chip and i look at each other going you don't walk in with this sort of like charisma and you're not somebody
25:55Cal:well known yeah he had he had a vibe about him and and he was with a girl that had like hair down to like a fucking waist but it was like red yeah bright red it was like it was like it was like almost like a performance just the way they walked in i was like shit now this is where it
26:11Chip:gets a little bit embarrassing for us and we have to hold our hand i don't listen man this is an easy the honest mistake it is but it's also so poor okay so anyways chip looks at me we're trying to figure it out we're looking at each other like who is that we got to find out this person you can see a few other people are whispering but we don't know we're not in earshot of it yeah and chip goes i got a twinkle in my eye chip goes i think that might be ray j and i'm going oh okay all right let me let me do a bit of research fantastic shout by the way it it isn't
26:43Cal:Ray J, obviously. You can tell by the way the story's going, but we'll reveal that in a minute. But these people look similar. Right? I swear to God, when we Googled Ray J, it looks - The earrings, there was - Yeah, this is him. We were pretty convinced it was Ray J. But also, we want to make it super clear.
27:00Chip:We never got a full face view. No, we were kind of looking at it from behind.
27:05Cal:And from side, yeah, we couldn't see -
27:07Chip:Partial side view. And if you look at the vlog, you'll see that we never get a proper view, right?
27:13Cal:Yeah, so we didn't see his face and that's what was making it difficult.
27:16Chip:Look, Liam's like tackling behind the camera here.
27:19Cal:A lot, man. It was an honest mistake.
27:21Chip:We're looking on our phones. Anyways, we sat there and anyways, we both accepted that. That's right, AJ. Yeah, we had. We've done our research. We've seen the earrings sort of matched up. We're like, boom, job done. Game goes on for another 15 minutes. One of those four gentlemen that I mentioned that were sat next to us leans over and taps me and goes, you know who that is, right? and I look at him I'm there like yep yeah I do and he goes I can't believe acons here and I I took a pause in my breath because I was about to say yeah that's ray j oh but thank god he spoke first and he goes oh I can't believe acons here and I'm there like yeah that's crazy I take like a two second pause I tap chip on the trolley go chip that's fucking acon
28:11and then and then chip looked at me went oh my god it fucking is how did we make that mistake
28:17Cal:we just didn't look hard enough i ain't seen what acorn looked like in a minute so you know i
28:24Chip:bro and i was also there like this person is getting commanding a lot more respect than i imagine somebody like maybe radio like they're they are people on very different levels of
28:34Cal:celebrity i know but i should have known it wasn't rage yet seen his face like a million times bro i bro that's fucked as well that's part i'm not gonna let that one slide either
28:47Chip:do you know what i mean by it yes i do i yeah we know why ray j is famous bro great music also so anyways about the ray cons oh we're there we end up having a by the way akon unbelievable took pictures with everybody that wanted a photo with him he was in a good way he was chatting to everybody around him um we had quite a few fans come up to us and um take pictures with us say hello that was amazing obviously but i was so amazed that the amount of time and effort he took not only to take pictures with people but to actually have combos with them it was really nice he kept turning around and like talking to us about the game yeah and i was just like okay this is actually kind of surreal this is fucking acon bro like mad tunes crazy discography the way i started singing back to his
29:34Cal:tunes to him as well no you didn't know i was on well don't embarrass the part but they started playing his music and he got up and started dancing a little bit yeah i was like that's sick they love it the americans don't they they're really into their celebrity culture yeah like that's why in the world cup matches all they're doing is it's just like they just keep panning to celebs i wouldn't really you would in fact you'd never really see that in the unless it
29:57Chip:unless it was like topped up like like a david beckham or like a royal family jua lipa it's probably about the most you're getting now she is actually like nowadays i swear they're always panicked like arsenal games they're panicked to her all the time i don't go to i don't what i don't you don't watch football yeah you just say that out loud yeah i don't watch football i don't watch yeah um it's not the most exciting thing to watch this year or last year but um no but what was i
30:22Cal:gonna say so yeah he's chatted to us and then as we leave no as he goes as he leaves sorry he gets up to leave he just comes up to cal and he's like yo let me get your number let's stay in touch
30:36Chip:well i'm not gonna lie i was like but i'd been trolling in my group yeah moments before going ah now me and a connor boys now like we're officially like best mates i'll be like just on a wind up yeah yeah yeah and then literally for him to come on be like yo let's keep in touch I was there like, I'm actually just whacking my number into Akon's phone here. And by the time he leaves the gaff, I've got a text from him. Yeah. All caps, Akon. I was there like, sweet, bro. Anyways, that was just the most surreal experience I've had so far at the World Cup.
31:06Cal:That's why you just got to get out there and fucking live life a little bit. We were living.
31:11Chip:Yeah, it was sick. And he was honestly such a sound bloke. Top man. He actually made me feel a little bit bad and made me think, I probably need to give people a bit more time I was thinking that Because he was giving everybody time And sometimes I'd just be like Right, cool, photo, off And he was there like How are you? Just chatting away I was there like, fuck
31:30Cal:You're not great If you text him back Yeah, I did text him back
31:34Chip:And he replied He didn't leave me He didn't leave me On red That's better than you
31:42Cal:No, no, no Piece of shit I wouldn't leave Acorn on red No, no You leave me on red I do leave you on red, bro but that's because I see you every day. You get real life replies. Oh no. Sometimes I need the replies. Don't stop blowing up my phone as well. That's a private space, bro. I'm in the private space. Yo, you should start texting him for like, like his lyrics just on a random one. I see you. Is that Aikon?
32:07Chip:I'm so lonely. Yeah. Just whack him with one of those. See what he does. Oh, like these are my confessions or something. That's, that's not Aikon, bro. That's Asher. fucking alvaro yeah your knowledge is whack he's blocking me after this pod fuck's sake shit i know my r &b a little bit but not enough yeah clearly you you need to brush up on it asap because it's winding me up but anyways yeah that was the atlantic experience that cosmo thing if you do get the opportunity and you don't mind forking out a fair bit it also might just be world cup prices to be fair um but if you do get the chance i think they've got it in like dallas LA and Atlanta and then they were telling us that they're opening loads and I was like just open one.
32:50Chip:I hope they open one in like England. It'd be amazing. That'd be really cool. So yeah we had an absolute fucking belter that night and we just went out, met a few of the USA fans to watch the USA game. Mate, USA are actually alright. They are. It's a big problem.
33:08Cal:They're good. Even with the red card man. Did their second goal come after the red card?
33:13Chip:Yeah. The free kick keeper should have done way better but that's it. But Bosnia ain't what it used to be, man.
33:19Cal:Bosnia's still got, yeah, I don't know. They're obviously not that great. Like they were, USA were like massive favorites of that game. Really? Like, yeah. I can't remember what the odds were, but it's like, almost like pointless betting on USA completely. That's all.
33:31Chip:Yeah. I mean the USA, but you know what? The next game, in my opinion, is the first actual test. You've got like a legacy team, Belgium. That Belgium-Senecal game, the game we were there for, by the way. Insane. The World Cup so far, has had incredible games. We had the Portugal game last night as well. Yeah, and there was a robbery, wasn't there? Croatia, I would feel a little bit hard done by if I were there. There's been some crazy calls, to be fair. It's been... That does tick off one thing on our bingo list, by the way, for Unloaded. We've been doing our prediction videos. That does tick off the team getting knocked out by a VAR call.
34:11Cal:Oh, yes, it does. Yeah, because... Yeah. All right, okay.
34:14Chip:that bingo list is going a little bit crazy right now yeah we're we're not far off it honestly so yeah hopefully fingers crossed we still get some some more of that today we've got obviously the
34:23Cal:argentina game oh my god and australian egypt is on right now one by the way it was one one it's one one go on australia extra time oh um love it yeah it's 87th minute as we speak if you're
34:35Chip:wondering when we're recording this i'm conflicted here obviously used to live in egypt love egypt
34:39Cal:the soccer are on my back yeah but the aussies they're our second biggest fan base we've got support them back so i know that's that's why i'm in a dilemma we are with you i bleed straya bleed kangaroo blood yeah i fuck it yeah i actually do and then argentina are on in two hours i told sabina i'd chill with her oh sorry dark cape birthday yeah that's my team exactly
35:01Chip:that's my fourth team sabina i need to be there 100 um so yeah it's just i don't know what it's like back in the uk because i you know a lot of people i've seen complaining about like the times that it's on. So I wonder if there's still, is there still that World Cup buzz? Obviously you have the England side of things, but are people actually committed to watching the other games? I don't know.
35:22Cal:I think so. At least from the little bubble I'm in on Twitter, everyone seems to be staying up for the daft games. Yeah. And the nighttime games are really good.
35:31Chip:That 7 p.m. UK ones. People be like,
35:33Cal:you've seen the meme format where it's like, I'll just leave that game. It's on too late. And then it's a video of the game and it's like planes crashing into stadiums and like the ground collapsing. and then it's yeah because those late night games have been mental they're so good what's the late
35:46Chip:night game tonight what's the final not that big colombia ghana oh that is a good game actually yeah that will be good that is a good game um you expect argentina to sort of just twerk all over
35:57Cal:yeah i think this game will i don't know man k birdie i got a little bit of a feeling no don't have that they're gonna take that feeling they are locking up messy first ever some random bloke
36:11Chip:who's not having a full-time footballer is locking on Messi today. Fuck it, I hope so, man. That would be mad. It feels like all the big players in this World Cup are just dialing the fucking...
36:21Cal:Yeah, they really are.
36:23Chip:World Cup Mbappe. I've not seen anything like that.
36:26Cal:How many goals is he on?
36:27Chip:Six. Tied with Messi right now, I think. And then what,
36:29Cal:Kane is tied with Haaland on five.
36:31Chip:Yeah.
36:32Cal:Then barely got four. Who else? Names, come on. Ronaldo's on three. You just had it up there, actually. Ronaldo's on three now, after the pen. Could have been on four If he went offside last night
36:45Chip:Saro Oh wow Ismailia Sar Dembele Vinicius is having A very good tournament So Yeah man Look It genuinely feels like All the big boys Are turning up Which is sick That's exactly what you want In a World Cup Obviously Germany And Netherlands out Crazy Netherlands He had big money On Netherlands To win the whole tournament By the way
37:09Cal:I went and bought Two Netherlands tops from classic football shows for me one for sabina because she's touch and i thought i'll support the fiance that's my second team look what they've done 500 quid down the toilet yeah they're not cheap those yeah won't catch me going time to die many times soon
37:27Chip:um but yeah oh my have you seen that the because of this whole altitude meme have you seen that
37:33Cal:england have been cleared to take viagra to help is that true yeah yeah helps with blood flow apparently to the lungs or something.
37:41Chip:Yeah.
37:41Cal:So wait, are we going to see just hella bricked up? I don't think it works like that. You have to get into a situation that will brick you up.
37:47Chip:But bro, you're in the changing rooms.
37:49Cal:Well, like unless you go up for a header or something, like someone goes up your head and they fall to the ground and like one of the boys lands on your meat, then you might go, bang!
37:58Chip:Could you imagine having to do sprints with your meat?
38:01Cal:Just like... So uncomfortable, bro. I could not really picture that.
38:05Chip:Look, so what I want is don't be screenshotting our boys. All right. You're just going to have to let this, let this game slide. Yeah. They need this. They need this. Let them, let them hit a fuckload of Viagra.
38:20Cal:Shit.
38:20Chip:They're probably going to get crazy after. Does that mean we have to take Viagra? Cause we're going to be at that as well.
38:25Cal:Like in solidarity.
38:27Chip:I think we should,
38:28Cal:bro. Nah. Cause like if someone just brushes past me and my shit start going all crazy. Bro, if we celebrate and I'll tell you what, my shit, Tanya, it's how you won't see a difference. i'm telling you i shouldn't be getting that out of anyone
38:42Cal:i don't know what you're on i'm just on some crazy the heat's got me feeling a bit weird i might have a heat stroke you're not you're in an aced gas fucking hell why'd you kill the illusion pal killing the movie magic yeah but the second we step out there it's like
39:01Chip:burning this is something by the way that all the americans are just clowning on europeans for is the fact that we don't really have AC.
39:07Cal:We don't need it majority of the year, but now that it's just getting hotter every summer, we actually just kind of do need it.
39:13Chip:And this annoys me. You say that previously, it'd be like, okay, we'd have a week where it was like over 30. We've already have it. We're only in July, the beginning of July right now. And we've had these heat waves multiple times.
39:25Cal:Yeah, majority of June has been really hot. Every new build needs AC. If four months of the year, we are like needing of AC, then you should probably have it.
39:34Chip:A hundred percent. We have four months where we need the heating on.
39:37Cal:So, yeah. And a lot of AC systems are like both. Like heating and cooling.
39:43Chip:Yeah. But they're just trying to pull some environment shit on us, Jim.
39:47Cal:Yeah. And the thing is, I've got like those big AC unit machines. But I always buy mine in a slap bang in the middle of summer where the prices get jacked. Yeah, you're paying like triple the price. You're paying like 500 quid for a little box that goes out the window.
40:00Chip:Yeah.
40:01Cal:You don't got AC in your gaff, no. I do, yeah. in the flat but like in my last flat i didn't so i had to have one of them it was horrible
40:07Chip:yeah being in the uk during a heat wave is one of the worst things it's just hard to sleep
40:14Cal:you're fucking up your whole week you want to enjoy the sun but you're like
40:18Chip:feel like shit just sweating buckets yeah it's bad um oh yeah and by the way right now as we're doing this big fucking news taylor swift is getting a ring on it getting married around the corner msg the swifties are trying to say that it's a distraction for what so no no not an alien landing um it's they're saying that the msg thing they're making it seem to all the paparazzi everybody is focusing on msg and they're somewhere else having the wedding that would be smart
40:50Cal:that's the thing about swifties you can't underestimate them they will figure it out
40:55Chip:i i i know the swifties will get to the bottom of it regardless i have full faith in them as a
41:00Cal:I know that what I would do and I know they'll go to extreme lamps. Chip, if you went missing, I'm belling them. Yeah, they would find, they could find anyone.
41:08Chip:Yeah. So anyways, this is happening. They're saying over$20 million estimated to have, in order to have the wedding at Madison. I genuinely think this wedding will be$50 to$100 million. And the reason why I'm saying that is if you just look at the logistics of everything, it may be, it'll be more than that. Honestly, I don't know. but it is like insane like imagine so the msg right let's say it's like having it's like hiring out the o2 for people back at home it's like i'm hiring out the o2 okay so you've hired it out you've spent however much money to hire it out then you've got to dress the entire thing because you can't get you can't get married in what looks like a stadium can i ask why are they getting
41:49Cal:married at msg like it's a place where you watch sports and events are they is it like a ticketed nah they're not charging people bro you just don't know like they're not bro right but are people allowed to come and watch no so what the fuck is the point of doing at msg like what's the reasoning is she is she does she so her so this is a big knicks fan i think she was at a knicks
42:17Chip:game but is that what it is i don't i can't imagine what i've what i've read and done my research into is that the reason she's having it in there is one because you can actually control all the privacy in there it's an indoor venue yep right second of all that because what loads of people were saying if she had it in any outdoor venue anywhere else in the world you would get drones there would be people sneaking in like loads of stuff you know what that kind of makes sense and i'm kind of fucking unmatched security and privacy yes security wise as well like you're not really having any funny business at msg like they're already hot on it high profile guests can arrive but via underground parking okay yeah uh but they've seen like they're set up like they've built these tents that the guest cars will drive into and they'll get out inside the tent yeah and then they go through like a covered tunnel to get into msg bro it's mad it's actually crazy you know what okay fair enough i'm fucking with it but i'm fucking with it and i don't doubt that they're gonna turn the whole inside into like some crazy thing but it's also just a bit like you are having it at the O2 of, of New York.
43:24Chip:Like I get it though.
43:25Cal:Like is Taylor Swift, like anywhere else, it's just going to be an issue. People like there'll be helicopter. There'll be news helicopters flying over if they have it outside. Yeah. That's, that'd be fucking jarring. You've bought your, you're having the most intimate celebration. You're trying to get actually married and you've just got helicopters flying over and you don't, and you've not paid for them to be, you don't want them there.
43:45Chip:Yeah. That'd just probably be very annoying. No, I do genuinely hear that. But I don't know, like Jeff Bezos has had his like on an island off of Venice or something. Yeah.
43:55Cal:Well, it said that apparently this is just easy for everyone to get to out of their friends.
43:59Chip:So their list is like a 1 ,100 people. And she's been on like pods and stuff. By the way, Taylor, if you want to jump on, just give it a shout. We'll talk about it. Yeah, give us a shout.
44:07Cal:We're Swifty. So we are here for you, girl.
44:09Chip:Yeah. Like, I got a blank space for you on the pod. Exactly, bro.
44:14Cal:Paper rings. You know my shit.
44:16Chip:Paper rings.
44:17Cal:Yeah.
44:18Chip:That's not one of her jeans.
44:19Cal:Type in Taylor Swift, paper rings
44:21Chip:Paper rings? Don't fuck with me Oh shit This is actually one of my favourite tunes What the fuck bro?
44:30Cal:You just said it wasn't even a tune
44:31Chip:It was just a test to see how quickly he could type Obviously Swifties, don't worry about that We love paper swings Paper rings
44:39Cal:Didn't get yourself on the wrong side of the Swifties
44:42Chip:Bro I'm not, I've just said I would love to have her on the pod Anyway she said on the pod that she has invited everybody and anybody that she knows that's why 1.1k people turning up which makes me wonder about why she didn't drop us the invite because I know our clips have popped up on her for you page
44:58Cal:she knows our shit like come on Taylor come on T yeah exactly like fuck T where you at?
45:03Chip:T what you playing at? like we're literally here because we knew that there might be your shit going on
45:09Cal:exactly we came to New York just to even be in the vicinity of a celebration but we're expecting a true traditional invite now by owl have your assistant reach out or one of them one of them we can move around our world cup plans to be at this wedding actually no
45:27Chip:no we got the Azteca don't we sorry actually no but we'll FaceTime you
45:32Cal:yeah we'll jump on FaceTime like whatever you fucking want girl
45:36Chip:yeah so Taylor appreciate you girl anyway
45:42Cal:I just want to quickly talk about this Lee's got this on the dock Justin Bieber I saw her out today as well Justin Bieber might be performing at the world cup final Do you think that's on the cards?
45:49Chip:I think they would have had this lockdown for ages. I just don't think. I usually.
45:54Cal:I agree with you. I feel like that would have been sorted a long time ago.
45:58Chip:Also, if it is Justin Bieber, that would be incredible. I would love that. That would be amazing. Massive JB fan as well. So believers.
46:05Cal:Who was the last one? Or did they? I don't know who the last person was. Can you find out? Can you type in 2022 World Cup final performance?
46:12Chip:But you know what? I feel like what they like to go with is like, it's kind of like the Champions League. like they had a Lincoln park last time. Do you know what I mean? Right.
46:22Cal:So the last one, I didn't see the friends, uh, Davido and I, they go for like these more global. Well, I'm not familiar with anyone who did the last one, but obviously I'm, you know, Davido do I, will I, you know, I ain't really like super lots. Is that the one where it's like, like banana fall on you? Is that,
46:44Chip:I know that one. I don't know if that is him, you know, but he is a massive artist we might just be I'm just kidding myself
46:52Cal:right okay but no Justin Bieber performing would be very cool yeah so they're already stacked line up wait so they've already announced the rest of them oh Madonna, Shakira and BTS
47:05Chip:are we really running I love Shakira are we really yeah are we really running
47:10Cal:she always makes banging world cup tunes bro you gotta respect this year I don't love I love this year's one
47:16Chip:No, you don't. You're just saying that because you know Gianni Infantino watches our shit. You're just saying that to Glazem. No reason.
47:23Cal:No, I actually do like it.
47:24Chip:Sing one bar from it.
47:25Cal:I don't know the bass, but it goes... Sing one bar, one bar. I don't know any lyrics. Can I tell you the lyrics from any song ever? I can tell you one bar.
47:33Chip:Go on. This is the World Cup. Boom.
47:38Cal:And then 10, 9, 8, 7. That's what they do in every stadium, don't they? no I do like the vibe of this year's one it gives me like that World Cup feeling when it plays at the beginning I prefer Speed's World Cup gym really seriously okay well that's just crazy
47:52Chip:glaze isn't it so would you add Speed to the lineup I'd have Speed perform there for sure that would go off he's already doing stuff with FIFA yeah he is isn't he get him get him on there he might live stream on the stage you never know that'd be sick as well but yeah like get him a Donna. This is controversial, but I'm just there. Like, these are old school people. I would love adjusting people. I love someone a bit more current. I think it needs to be,
48:18Cal:I think they're accommodating for everyone though. You know,
48:21Chip:I hear it. I do hear it.
48:22Cal:Like this could get the older crowd in the current crowd.
48:24Chip:K trap. What? K trap to do warm on stage. Fine. Okay. But in America,
48:31Cal:that's not going to land.
48:32Chip:Is it? Let him get a U S audience.
48:35Cal:Let him get a worldwide audience. All right. If AB was AB saying Central C. Who could be the biggest? If he was still cutting about, Michael Jackson at this thing would fucking go off.
48:48Chip:Yeah. Wouldn't he? Well, yeah. What a take, bro. What a fucking take. Congrats. Congrats on that mad take, bro.
48:57Cal:Congrats on the most lukewarm take ever.
49:00Chip:Literal ice cold take that, bro.
49:03Cal:Thank you, mate. All right. Who would you have there then? Right now, who would you actually have?
49:07Chip:I'd have Drew Leeper okay she'd go off
49:11Cal:one kiss is all it takes I'm more into falling in love I'm more into her man
49:16Chip:Callum Turner he's actually so lame
49:18Cal:fuck with him so much
49:19Chip:I look just like him as well as fuck
49:20Cal:no you don't bro you look like him if he'd fucking been in prison and I'd like that fucking prison napalm for his face
49:34sorry bro that was horrible that was really horrible
49:38Cal:nah why have I said that no no no no I'm going to fucking
49:43Chip:that was the most fucked thing someone's ever said to me nah that's bad bro
49:49Cal:that's horrible that's mean you know what it's not even fucking that true oh would you look at that PS5 not gonna have discs anymore
49:59Chip:yeah gaming discs gone gaming discs Gaming this No
50:11Chip:Not the gaming this dog On the On the fucking sheet it says good decision Question mark
50:21Cal:It's only Sony though isn't it And the last pod
50:24Chip:I don't actually want to talk about this
50:26Cal:The last pod I was like nah we'll be sweet There's a GTA 6 disc coming next year There isn't Fair enough we don't have to talk about that oh yeah streamer robbed of 100k I'm sure he'll fucking be sweet steak too buttery lobster too buttery
50:55Cal:have you seen the clip of AB? there's a clip of AB in like zero context AB post it where it's like AB complaining about how this trip's been too much drinking and all the comments are like, steak too buttery, our guy.
51:13Cal:Oh, I love that. That's such a good little saying that, isn't it? Is it steak too buttery? Is that what it is? Or is it steak too juicy? Bro, there's a whole thing.
51:21Chip:If you put up, type in lobster too buttery. Is it lobster too buttery? Something like that. Yeah, type this. Steak too juicy and lobster too buttery. Click on it and let's get the copy past that. I think there's a full thing, isn't it? Or is it just that? the steak too juicy lobster too buttery it's so good isn't it reminds me of oh it's old friends fucking friends you don't like that dude i don't think it is oh here here we go according to know your meme the first recorded usage is in i funny
51:58Chip:that's where we get oh that's how you know we're getting on we're getting old as hell guys but oh wait wait wait why does it say the phrase was popularized throughout 2025 or have we just got it now
52:16Chip:14 years later wait 2025 is a year ago bro that's horrible i click on i funny real quick but i need to see where people are getting their dance from now oh funny is a humor based website
52:34Cal:i can go go on i funny go on i funny go on i funny.com nah the couple lungs trying to I can't catch up with the latest memes. Oh my God. It's just, oh my God,
52:44Chip:it's a fucking brain robot. Me on the boys on the way to destroy some flock cameras. I don't know what that means. You can't tell me it got famous.
52:53Cal:Oh my God. I know that meme.
52:54Chip:Isn't that Empire State Building? That's the Empire State People. But you see, he proposed on the Empire State Building.
52:59Cal:Crazy, man. He's raising the bar too high.
53:03Chip:Reminds me of my fucking engagement. I'm just so sick.
53:08Cal:Fuck. Look, did you ever even post a picture of your engagement? I'm just trying to think. Now I don't know what it looked like.
53:15Chip:No, it's just...
53:17Cal:Always doing some Zuckerberg private shit. Yeah, hell yeah, brother. Oh, AB has just messaged us.
53:21Chip:What's he saying? What you meant on?
53:23Cal:Best thing ever, and it's just a frozen lemonade. Ooh. Sounds nice. A Minute Maid soft frozen strawberry lemonade.
53:29Chip:Let's go. That does sound banging. Go on, AB, lad. I need a haircut. I need a trim. I'm nervous. Who can cut our hair in New York?
53:38Cal:because we need a haircut we need like the best barber to come to the gaff and cut her hair fucking I didn't say get it out
53:44Chip:but no I'm saying like get yours right now
53:46Cal:mine's worse look at that look how long it is mine just goes really bushy and shit
53:53Chip:oh my god wait just pause and just stare straight down this is a state to be buttery moment though for some people innit like yeah
54:00Cal:that's the type of shit I'm on how do I look fuck sound that's why I'm wearing the cap today because I was just like, this shit is too crazy right now. Yeah, 100%. But I'm growing it out so I can style it.
54:13Chip:Oh, man, I've literally... Gave me a good laugh there, Chip. Cheers, man. I needed that. Don't worry, mate. It's what I do. Oh, we're off to a steakhouse. Keaton Steakhouse tonight. We've spoken about this on the pod. Great. Steakhouse. Fantastic steakhouse. Some say overrated. I'll be honest.
54:28Cal:Yeah, I mean, they say it's changed slightly because the ownership changed hands like four or five years ago or something.
54:34Chip:But you still like it.
54:35Cal:I still like it. I still think it's great. I don't think anything changed about it.
54:38Chip:Oh, fuck. Yeah.
54:39Cal:So that's my personal opinion as a connoisseur.
54:44Chip:Have you heard about an app called the Dorsia app? Yes. And it's expensive. Oh, really? Yeah. So yeah, someone told me about it last night.
54:54Cal:They'll save reservations for that app, but only if you're spending X amount per person.
55:01Chip:I saw people on Reddit saying it's like$500 per person minimum spend.
55:05Cal:yeah like if you wanted to go carbon and you wanted a guaranteed spot you could just pay that
55:09Chip:and go yeah something like that um fuck bro what we're doing giving out free brand deals no i was just curious about it that when you count down that you have to be like invited it's just like a members only thing yeah i i have it and i'm on it really yeah
55:26Cal:well obviously i've never been in like a group kind of thing so like no i'm coming to new york we're just sabina so i've not used it and i've got another app which
55:33Chip:yeah a little special thing yeah it's crazy how difficult it is to get reservations in new york
55:40Cal:isn't it's like a it's it just seems strange like you cannot get them like normally like
55:45Chip:it's not easy yeah but like getting reservations at certain restaurants here is like a skill
55:50Cal:yeah it's weird you have to be a bit dialed in to be yeah or just be someone really well known with like a good pa or a concierge or something it's fucking way way out of my fucking tax bracket
55:59Chip:it tell you that yeah i saw people saying like that you have to they release the reservations 21 days beforehand so if on your day you need to be there 21 days exactly beforehand at 10 a.m that's what i was doing i had a spreadsheet for it fucking oh i had a spreadsheet that was telling
56:13Cal:restaurants reservations like when they open however many days before and what time they would open so you could be on that lot tim ready to go that's sick it was uh it was good it worked it worked for me and then i got to take some minutes to some good spots right chip shall we
56:28Chip:do a little roommate quiz. I know AB's not here, but I feel like you and me, I think we'll go, we'll get a hundred percent here.
56:34Cal:Do you reckon? Okay.
56:35Chip:Yeah. So, so how do we do this then? So I think there's six types of roommates in the world. It kind of gives you a personality at the end, I think. Okay. Shall I do mine? And then Chip does his. And how many questions are here? How are we going to do this? Oh wait, there's, oh wait. Not too many. Okay, Chip. What we'll do here is we'll, we'll, we'll go through mine really quick then we'll go through yours really quick but you help me choose which one mine is okay all right or should we do it about each other or should we do it for personally now chip you do it about me so you say what what's my biggest pet peeve so options are dirty dishes in the sink
57:13Cal:noisy roommates someone eating your food no one replacing the toilet paper hair left in the shower makeup all over the bathroom counter fuck what would yours be here I don't know because I know which one it is do you know which one it is? yeah this is difficult
57:31Chip:don't spend too much time on it because we've got quite a bit to get through here alright
57:35Cal:just remember we've never technically been roommates so it's hard to figure out
57:38Chip:no but this is what we're saying in the three weeks that we've been chilling together
57:42Cal:I know what mine is there's probably two
57:46Chip:I'd go with here
57:47Cal:I know it's not no one replacing the toilet paper yeah
57:49Chip:it's not that
57:50Cal:it's not hair left in the shower nope it's not makeup i think it is dirty dishes in the sink no i'm gonna fuck that just choose one bro dirty dishes in the sink and if you said there's two someone eating your food yeah both of them no it's somebody in my food get up mosh oh motion detected yeah that's because i'm here when do you usually do the dishes you don't uh yeah this is a problem no you don't bro truffle pig does them um so when i'm gonna go for the hair gonna have to be one oh my god ab's just rocked up damn like t-shirt damn you're actually
58:30Chip:looking like some sort of abercrubbie finch model that used to stand outside
58:35Cal:would you do that uh just jump on anywhere bro is there one knocking around there we go check
58:43Chip:check one two check one two this is the final 10 minutes so we've got a good bit ideal little little stint here uh just before we finish it how was i was central park what do you think to it unreal classic it's pinged a ball about on the grass mate how nice is central park best place ever got myself a frozen minute made strawberry lemonade best shit can i try can i taste it where's everyone where is everyone else uh we everyone just went back for like a shower and because we thought we were going to go somewhere else. Yeah. First, where are we going to go? Don't know. Outside, though. It wasn't even that bad.
59:16Really? That's good. It is bad, bro. Bro, we were literally just sprinting in the actual... Sprinting. We were doing the pod. Yeah, we were literally sprinting. Straight small talk.
59:26Chip:All right, cool. When do you do the dishes? All right. The whole sink is full of dishes. Just put it for that. I wouldn't actually accept that, but yeah, fine. Do that one. What is it? So you guys are doing me as a roommate for this. So you're choosing these answers for me.
59:41Cal:Oh, I know this one because you recently had a free house and I know you cleaned it the day before. I'm going to go for only when it gets really dirty. That's what I was thinking. Because I think that's what I would do. I think that's what most blokes are like in general. I think most blokes just like, we've got to be realistic with ourselves, don't we? If you haven't asked you, how do you solve it?
1:00:03Chip:Talk out calmly. Go off on the person I have a problem with. be very passive aggressive or just ignore it start a group chat with the other roommate that's dark anybody doing that uh get another roommate to bring up the issue it's not any of the bottom three it's passive aggressive i think it's passive aggressive let's do that you'll yeah you'll know most people are passive yeah everybody would do that you're just kind of a bit rattled and then
1:00:25Cal:you get over yeah i think it's better to be like that than to just actually be fucking straight up aggressive and start smacking someone in the jaw though i wasn't on that that wasn't an option at
1:00:34Chip:at all.
1:00:35Cal:Nah, it's on there. You just got to go in. Have you eaten a roommate's food?
1:00:39Chip:Have I done it? Oh, this is from me. Of course. I don't think you'd eat our food, but I reckon you've been doing it. Yeah, I noticed. Yeah. The waters was one that I noticed today. Was it nice and cold? When? No, there was a water.
1:00:52Cal:I haven't been nicking anyone's waters. There's water in the fridge. Was it last night?
1:00:55Chip:Yeah. I feel bad. As long as you're hydrated. That's what, maybe if you hadn't had that, you'd come back heat stroke. I assume if there's a water in the fridge, I'm nicking it for one of the girls. because I don't even think you lot are like prepared. But is that like, is that like, is that sweet? You're just nicking the girls' water. No, but they get up early and then they buy more water. Oh, so that's for you to just drink. They're putting a shit together. We don't. Oh my God, this is so funny. Because I know we're rushing inside, I can't steal from you lot, but like they're going shop, they're going coffee.
1:01:23Cal:Last night I was in the bed, me and Spina went to bed and she was like, oh, can I have some of your water? And I was like, oh yeah, where's yours? She's like, I think AB had it accidentally.
1:01:36Chip:all right uh let's go with um i'll say yes if they've given me permission speak it up
1:01:42Cal:just like how much time do you spend at the apartment oh well if you oh well you go from from work i don't know would that be about not that much we're about this yeah so it's supposed
1:01:56Chip:to be that like just do it for whatever this is on this trip yeah all right do it on this trip well
1:02:00Cal:maybe about is it 50 i don't know probably you hear the least out of the three of us yeah you're always going out for dinner so i'm barely there so maybe like bottom no i'm not i reckon barely
1:02:14Chip:yeah barely there top left cool we've only got a few more oh that's one yeah have you ever got into your roommate's room when they went there yeah it's only if i need i've not been in yours ever. Yeah. And I've only went in yours before Sabine got in. I haven't been in either of yours. I'm the hermit. Oh my God.
1:02:32Cal:I've just said I never spent time. Oh. I think it's bugged out. It says you spend loyalty time in your room. What a shit quiz. He called you an introvert and said you spend all day watching Netflix. That's the... Can't believe people caught on to me nicking water. I thought I was so sly. That one's going to rattle in. Last night when I nicked that one from the fridge, I went upstairs. like that might be she went upstairs thinking it's one of these dudes that might i was probably serena's one as well that is so joke getting caught getting caught nikki water is mad no but i'm i need it god forbid you go and get a water from the bus no it's because he doesn't want to genuinely don't say anything about anything you didn't move a muscle yesterday and then you waddled downstairs for a curry yeah but i had to get you don't you don't do any no but like i won't I won't nick your water though.
1:03:27I will still get my own water. Nah, listen, we're community here. Community water.
1:03:31Chip:Community shit. Nah, I hear you. People be nicking my vape, I be nicking water. You can take my stuff. How about that? You can take my stuff. I need to just get into vaping so that I can just ask you a lot for a vape because that just is probably the most... Yeah, I feel like I'm not part of the team really. Nah, you're always welcome. Oh, if it landed on the other side, I would have gone off. But yeah, we were just talking about Mexico. Pico, are you nervous about Mexico or not? Nah. I think it's all just fucking bollocks. Same. That's what we said. Like the teams have beat us shit. We said the same.
1:04:01It's just like... No, I mean, in Mexico City, are you worried about... Nah, because we're going to have like... I'll be there, mate. We just got thousands of England fans everywhere.
1:04:11Chip:Oh, nah. Nah, but Mexicans are going to run the whole gaff. I don't think you'll see many England fans. Nah, there'll be a pub that's just all England fans. Yeah, we'll have our own little spot, won't we?
1:04:20Cal:Like, we have to. I wonder how many England fans go into that game. I'd love to know the number. Yeah. They've just moved it back, haven't they? To 12. And we are. I'm flying on the day. Are our tickets in the England bit? Like what? Do you know where they are? I'll tell you after. Okay. I'll tell you after.
1:04:37Chip:We're not even there. No, no, no. We are there. I'll let you know after. We should be around the England bit. Okay. Prayers up. To answer your question. Meet and greet. Linkers. Sweet. Anyways, look, to be honest, bro, low low key just wrapping this bitch up yeah so um so you've just guys if you didn't know we are doing a free trial seven days sign up enjoy you just got to know the water off the side not a different one why don't you take it was actually mine oh why don't you take yours oh okay that's just the one that he was just out of yeah um yeah anyways uh seven days free early bonus podcast obviously you get the extended vlogs as well appreciate all the love on the vlogs lately as well it's actually been going off it's been amazing the vlogs have been so good such good content yeah i've actually had a lot of fun filming them this mexico one's gonna be really good
1:05:30Cal:yes i'm in very different your scenery harry joining us again he's linking us out there it's
1:05:35Chip:gonna be fucking class so if you guys want i mean we post like 45 minute long ones on youtube but there's an hour plus heaters where you literally see everything because i know a lot of people
1:05:45Cal:prefer that type of stuff more raw yeah i like it like that everyone's been saying they love like
1:05:50Chip:this style of vlogging and if i'm honest with you one of the things that we said about it was because we were there like oh should we like mic up and stuff i feel like us getting rid of all that bullshit and going back to like the most raw basic youtube it means that you can capture everything like i'll walk into your room and be like what's going on all this rather than being like oh you've not got a mic on yeah it means you capture everything just more in the moment yeah And I'll be honest, I have been listening to the thing. Sometimes I'm like, oh, the audio is not that great. But at the end of the day, I'd rather have that clip with not great audio than not have the clip.
1:06:22Chip:Yeah. Fucking put that one in the Bible, bro. That was good. Thank you very much for watching. Appreciate you all. We will see you over on Loaded. Much love. Toodaloo, motherfuckers.
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