292. Near Death Experience in Mexico, Streamer University & Worst USA Experience…

14:22Cal:But look, if you're going to throw it, you've got to fucking be prepared to take it back. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, she was fucking crying. And then when they got the pen, me and Chip put our ponchos on. And good thing we did, because fucking to the back of the door, And when I put the poncho on, the Mexican fans that I threw the beer on, they went like, good idea. Yeah. Yeah, they went like, oh, nice one, bro, yeah. It actually was a treat because people did love loads of shit. How far is that Tom, mate? Nah, that's not sweet, bro. You know, I couldn't even do that. I couldn't even do that for the beer.

14:56Like, just voluntarily smell a fart. He's tasting it.

15:00Chip:He ain't smelling it, bro.

15:01Cal:You had ramen?

15:02Chip:Yeah. yeah spicy spicy ramen too today today last night i can taste it top man anyways back to the game we're never ever going to experience anything better than that in our lives we're never going

15:17Cal:to know not a game i don't think it's the best it's the best sporting event moment just thing

15:23Chip:for ingles fans ever yeah yeah i just don't know how you beat that it had everything yeah controversy goals the wait before even just like building the tension a bit the red card the fucking because you could go to

15:36Cal:a bigger game on paper but like it might not have everything that happened in this game Champions League final it ain't got niche on the Azteca England and it's the last World Cup game ever at that stadium

15:48Chip:they record well they just don't know when is Mexico next going to get a World Cup it's going to be yeah oh yeah and the stadium will probably be dusted by then yeah I know we're not a footy pod but that last 10 minutes was fucking he had to dip from his seat we were like where you gone you good I thought you'd been skinned by the cartel and then turns out he was just watching with some random guy like outside because he couldn't deal with watching the actual match

16:13Cal:chugging on some bloke's pipe that sounds crazy

16:15Chip:that is one of the insane things you said no

16:18Cal:we went out there and obviously some Mexican bloke's just offered you a little bit of his pipe yeah

16:24Chip:no wait I need to reward his back

16:28Cal:yeah tobacco smoking yes correct i was not on crack either you were smoking on his big old pie

16:37Cal:no matter which way you put it bro you were you could just you was chonging on it

16:41Chip:yeah okay anyways so i'm like peering up just looking at it differently because i was just the anxiety was killing me that last 10 minutes was just yeah it actually was yeah it was so it It was so insane. And then obviously the boys managed to do it. And like the buzz after that is just like, I don't know. I was on a high for so long.

17:04Cal:We stayed in the stadium for maybe like an extra 30 minutes. Little Wonderwall. Just all the dudes, everything. We've fucking... Amazing celebrations. We've been to every one. It's actually mad. We've seen every Wonderwall. We've followed England. We've been there. We've been on the journey. And we'll be there on the next one. Miami's my book for tomorrow.

17:23Chip:Yeah, it's on Saturday, isn't it? Again tonight.

17:24Cal:Miami in the morning. we gotta wake up at five because we're flying there

17:28Chip:just quickly boys because this will come out post Norway yep just so we either look like absolute ball knowledge kings which I am we'll get into that in a sec or we'll just get fucked or what what's the score what's the score right now AB they are scoring Holland's scoring let's accept that

17:43Cal:yeah I'm gonna go 2-1 because I do think Ireland will score I think 3-2 don't mind that are you ready 4-2 England fuck off I love that I love that that would be would fucking be great another fucking...

17:56Chip:Who have they even got in defense? Six goals. Mate, if we can get into the semis against Argentina and I can watch Messi versus England. Final World Cup. Would that be in Atlanta again? Yeah. Good stage. That will go off. Right. Let's just talk briefly. Again, just going back to the Aztec a bit. So we leave. And then obviously you have, as with any stadium, the getting out of the stadium issue. So fucking ages. So we decided to jump in like what was a tuk-tuk. How did we end up in that? Someone help me out. My memory is a good one. Harry was just like, went up to him and went just like, bro, just get us out of it.

18:28Just get us out of it. Let's go on a bike with a little like fucking shack on the back. And we just got... And tunes, Blair. Yeah, we got in there

18:35Chip:and there's just these Mexican tunes like do-do-do-do-do-do-do and we're just biking past all the Mexican fans going like... It was so funny. They were kind of right in it, I think. But it was just... Yeah, that got us like 10 minutes away, maybe.

18:49Cal:Nah, I swear to God, the guy barely went anywhere. Mate, it was like three minutes. Cal was pretty cooked at this point and he's just going up to cars being like, can we go, can we go? And I'm ordering Uber, I'm like, it's three minutes away, I'm like, what the fuck is he doing? Like, someone chill, and Chip's like, nah, he weirdly does like, get shit, like, it's over the line there. And I'm like, nah, he's causing a scene, Uber's close, and then he just pulls up in a passenger seat, he goes, get in,

19:12Chip:get in, get in, pretty soon after getting in and realise that the driver's, the driver's off his tits drunk and he's cracked another beer and we're like, yo, can we just, could just drop us at the center and he's like nah we're going to our mate's party i'm like no no no no we're going to send you where no my mate's party starts fucking ragging it he's got a modello in his hand yeah right he's driving driving this car and this point i realized like i've fucked up lads i've got us in a bad vehicle no but you just accepted your fate you weren't doing anything to get out you were all for it harry were looking at each other like let's get out yo bring me into it

19:50Cal:I was also wanting to anyways we pull over I was pull over I'll go over to you two you two are just not you're just different nah I was on your way in that car in that car I was because the guy was fucked up yeah yeah

20:05Chip:when he cracked the Modelo I did I did there was a little thing that went in my brain like this isn't great I said this actually word to word to Harry I went if you saw a a fucking headline that said like these YouTubers died in a Mexican car crash with a drunk driver, you'd read that and be like, fair enough, they're fucking idiots. Yeah.

20:25Cal:So I was thinking like, I'm asking for this. If I go out now, my life's too good. Like, this is stupid. I open the door to get out. He's still driving. I'm like, bro, let me out the fucking car now. Anyway, we got out. No, he pulled over on that motorway. He was also - And then, sorry, then when we got in a random taxi on the motorway, he reversed up the whole fucking motorway. He reversed for like 10 minutes back on the motorway. This was a legit taxi though. And he probably fought him on the drunk driver. He was fucking sending it. That's just the vibe out in these countries, man. It was so good.

20:58Cal:Don't you know you can reverse on the fucking dual carriageway here? No, I rate it. He probably genuinely cut the journey in half, but...

21:04Chip:No, he did. He did. So anyways, that's how we got out of there. That was basically Mexico. That was, mate. That was genuinely it. Unbelievable.

21:13Cal:People were unbelievable as well. Yeah, just like... Everyone was saying his fault.

21:17Chip:I cannot explain to you the difference in what people were like saying to us. My mum was belling me up like, got to be really careful as man. And I was there like, yeah, it'll be fine. And I went out there, genuinely the best set of fans I've come across in any football experience. After they took that huge L, they were all coming up to us just being like, I hope you win it. Like, beat Argentina. Beat Argentina. That's all they said. It's coming home. Tim did a shirt swap with a gal. Oh yeah, did a shirt swap. Lost his, one of his only England tops.

21:47Cal:Yeah. and I need to go and buy another Red England top. I need to buy one as well. I could do a get another today maybe for Miami. We should. We should get that. Classic football shape. You might need one after the whole Tom Garrett debacle. No, no, no. I'm going smaller now. Nah. I've got an accent. I don't want to watch that kind of fucking bullying. No, he's not allowed in America with chill for rest of the trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:08Chip:Rest of the trip we're fucking sweet.

22:09Cal:You're sweet now, bro. Because we ain't. Bro, the mental is going to be fine. No, I actually do love Tom. But I was saying to him in Mexico, I was like, considering this is the only game you can really come to like you've gone to the best one you don't need to go to any others

22:23Chip:except for the one on the 19th what's that?

22:27Cal:World Cup final yeah but that's in New York I'm just saying yeah but we'll be there because England will be in it also I can't believe that you know what I just want to bring it back to it it's just I can't believe the World Cup final is there because it is a crap stadium and it's a crap area yeah when we rocked up to it we immediately were like no way the finals hit it should have been at the Azteca

22:46Chip:right let's quickly just rank i understand why it's not let's quickly rank the world cup stadiums that we've been to so far well number one we know what it is so we'll start you yeah number one as teca hands down like comfortably number one yeah the other ones where you guys go number two for me it's between dallas or atlanta i'm going dallas i think dallas i think dallas i actually

23:05Cal:we couldn't see the corner flag from now that yeah there's just a bit of a weird layout also i think if we got to watch the big transformer roof happen i probably would have said atlanta but because he didn't.

23:14Chip:I love the fact though that the Atlanta stadium is in the city. Yeah. Which is a big bus. But it's not a great city anyway. And it's mad cheap. I think just because of the, how good Dallas was. Fine. Let's put Dallas too.

23:26Cal:Atlanta and Dallas are like, stadium wise, I thought they're pretty much kind of the same. But I think Dallas was better because, yeah, the place was a bit better. Then Azteca. I mean, sorry, then Mercedes-Benz. Yeah, Atlanta. Then Boston. Yes, Boston one and then then MetLife

23:45Chip:yeah the MetLife is but MetLife is like comfortably the worst one in terms of just the whole experience when you're in there oh man I just wasn't fucking with it real weird shout for the final even like the SoFi in LA would have been a sick final yeah we still obviously we've got the Hard Rock stadium to go to is this meant to be a good one this will be our last new stadium last new stadium like it'll be like the last time we've got a new stadium oh yeah got you

24:09Cal:because if we make it semis we're back at the Oh yeah, it looks pretty serious

24:14Chip:Oh, is it sick? I went to an NFL game who the Dolphins, I think, play here

24:19Cal:Also, it's really hot It's going to be 34 degrees again so we're back in the fucking mix Nah, this looks sick Am I getting an England flag and just wear that, bro?

24:28Chip:An England what? Just a little England cape That might be all Yeah, but you need the top as well, bro It's just different Imagine that with a young LA top It's just not right

24:36Cal:You know what? Going back to Atlanta Stadium It's kind of crazy the prices of how cheap it was for a stadium half the price of anything else. Why is it like that? Who's decided to do that? 21 Savage. Go on. 21 Savage makes the rules in Atlanta.

24:48Chip:No way. 21-21. I did check in with him. Slot again. All right, bro. That's tough. Right, should we play this little game here called Cal? You guys are so white. Oh, that's such a good clip. Cal or Cap. So there has been some... I'll be honest with you. I've been really upset that the boys have actually been putting these in the vlog because I would assume that if you watch me at halftime, you know, I meant I'm not there. Well, yeah, I say it to you every game. I go like, you need to shut up. Yeah. You're just saying like, this is the most negative shit ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's not been great.

25:27Chip:So anyways, here are some quotes and some of them are real, some of them fake, but either I said them or I didn't. So let's go through them. And by the way, I genuinely, I've read through these. I don't know. Can we read them out? Go ahead. It might be, I might get PTSD if you do it. Yep. Harry Kane, give him a chance and he will make them pay. You've got to be patient. Let that man cook. No way you've said that. Nah, you know what?

25:49Cal:Straight fee for AI commenting. I think he might have said that after Harry Kane's back. He will make them pay. Shortly after he's slammed at him.

25:56Chip:I think Chip's right. This would have been, that's you getting it back for a chance. Yeah.

26:01Cal:Because I would have spoken shit about him. I think he said that. Did he say it? Yo, I said that. Yeah. Get up, get up. All right, next one is, Maduweki just doesn't have what we need to make something happen out there. Defo. I think, yeah, we were hating on him. That's a weird way to do it, but that's kind of how you speak. You're like, talk a bit stupid. Yeah, because you like to... Talk a bit stupid. No, it comes across like someone that's pretending to know what they're talking about, and that is the vibe you're on. Doesn't have what we need something... I don't know. ...to make something happen out there.

26:33By the way, you've been talking way more American since you've been here. It's actually been winding me up.

26:36Chip:I say this all the time. If I go to Australia, give me a month, I'm talking Australian. It's a chameleon effect that I was born and raised in. I have that with, not accents, but like how people talk. I'll start talking like how someone... Yeah, there you go. People weren't like this. Wait, no, no, wait. Are we saying yes or no? No. I think yes. I think you would have been harsher.

27:01Cal:No. No. It was.

27:04Chip:Yes, thank you. I thought you would have been harsher though because you were more being like, I'm out of the way, Kane's dog shit. That was before the camera was on, bro.

27:09Cal:Okay, so my bad, bro, my bad. All right, the next one. People are like this. I think England are more fun to watch when Kane isn't on the pitch. Are these all yes? These are all yeah, aren't they? They're all yeah. No.

27:19Chip:They're all. No, no, no, no. I wouldn't say that. No, you would. I wouldn't say that.

27:24Cal:Nah, nah, it's a no. It's a no. It's a definite. It's cap.

27:27Chip:It's cap. It is no. There we go. See, I would never talk about Kane like that.

27:30Cal:All right, next one is, if they keep playing like this, we don't deserve to go to Mexico. I hear all of this. By the way, all game, every game I hear all of this just nonstop. Yeah, I'm going to say, yeah, that was Dr. Congo, weren't it? Nope.

27:45Chip:Oh, I didn't say that. All right. Okay, see, I told you I'm not negative about... Dr. Congo was a good game, to be fair. I'm not negative. I don't know how you want to win a World Cup with Gordon and Maduaki as your wing is. It's just never going to happen. He said that. He said that. He said that. He said that. He's definitely said that. Oh, the problem is I actually love Gordon now. I've switched up. Yeah, yeah.

28:01Cal:We have switched up. we love Gordon what is that that was Cal oh that's Cap no Cal oh that was me yeah of course Gordon looks dangerous until he has to actually do something I don't think he would even say he's dangerous at that point I think that's Cap that's too much glaze that's Cap that's Cap

28:17Chip:alright we did well we only got 5 out of 6 yeah yeah 5 out of 6 that's decent I'm a very positive guy usually that's true ish on your day

28:26Cal:on your day whenever your day comes

28:27Chip:fucking hell alright that was good that got me I'm very excited anyways let's talk about the great I don't think I'm going to make it to the Miami match I got a Rekai stream to watch what you want to talk about streamers university if Rekai's a part of it then yeah he actually didn't get in

28:49Cal:wouldn't Rekai be going as a professor he's really established in the streaming game at the moment no he didn't make it I don't think well I'll put a word in with Mr. Kai Senna Senna

29:01Chip:By the way, let's talk about the return of the goat.

29:04Cal:No.

29:05Chip:Yeah, fine. So the CEO of Vivette has returned to Twitch. Yeah. So has he just fucked all that off? No, no. On his first stream back, he was like, by the way, the first notebook is done. Yeah. And now I can reveal this is just the first collection.

29:21Cal:You really need to fucking dial into the culture. He's already on the second notebook. I don't know. He's got to release the first collection soon. I'll be in line. I'm actually going to buy the whole drop.

29:33Chip:It's a second channel. So we just rock up on the pod, everyone in a different Vivette fit. Yeah. Do you think it's just too much of a meme to ever be a credible clothing brand? Fuck it. I don't want to be a hater. I hope not. It is so memed to the point where like, if one of your boys in your friend group seriously bought a Vivette thing, they'd get clowned, which is like immediately not a good sign. In the UK, you could reverse that.

29:57Cal:Probably right now you couldn't wear it. but in America nah you're still clowning your boy for wearing Vivette in America no I don't think they are I think an American unless you're 14 I think Americans could probably get away with it a little bit more I don't know bro what if the shit

30:10Chip:is just genuinely that's unreal we're a lot harsher over here though it will be

30:14Cal:but like we'll take the piss out of the box for anything over here America they're a little bit like that lifestyle and they like the clout and all the material stuff so they might fuck with me quick side note I'm so glad America got fucking battered by Belgium they didn't fucking after that Trump red card getting taken you know if you can fucking hold that Balogun Balogun whoa you've been fucking you've been right you've been saving that one someone got their own notebook honestly I was rooting for them I know it's not the player's fault but since that Trump phone call it's like you lot deserve to be gone now nah but ever since fucking 2001 I had a soft spot for them what happened anyway Kaysanat Streamers University I've never actually watched it but I know Yona came from that she blew up from that there's a couple others there's a couple others

30:58Chip:There's a lot of people saying that the UK being done dirty because I believe there's only one person from the UK that's gone.

31:05Cal:Who's the one person from the UK in it? I knew you were going to ask. I should have done my research.

31:08Chip:It's a female streamer that, yeah, I don't know. I don't know anything about her.

31:14Cal:What's her name?

31:15Chip:I've just told you I don't know anything. What hair colour? I couldn't tell you, mate. I've seen a video of her celebrating. And, yeah, she looks buzzing, which is valid, as you would be. But she's, there you go. 22 years old. Bella Grace. Yeah, I've slept for three years. Bro's actually a mega fan. Clearly not. I gifted 9 ,000 subs. So yeah, she made it into, which is sick. I'm glad. Congrats. Yeah.

31:39Cal:Go get that fucking coin.

31:40Chip:I'm glad that at least somebody from the UK is there. But there's a lot of people just saying like, where's the love for the UK?

31:46Cal:You know what? I kind of just, all I remember from Streamer University of what it is, is just this big building. Everyone's got their own room and people just running around doing IRLs. like it's all fucking mental. Is there anything more to it? Is there any more substance to it? Or is that cannibal? It is one big content house for a few weeks? I didn't know what the first one was like, but I know there is like professors in this one, like Adapts a professor and shit. And then like, what are they doing? Some sort of sports coach. What are they doing? Well, there's just, they'll be setting up streams.

32:13They'll be like. Content,

32:14Cal:just content. Yeah, they'll be like a lesson. But if everyone's RL in, why would you watch one of the students when like, if Adapts live, you're just going to watch bro? And surely, if you've got all of them together, they're all just trying to do too much to get their bit. That's kind of what happened last time. Yeah, just shouting over each other for the clip. Yeah. But if he's doing it again, it must have been the first time. Then Rekai zip lines in and steals everyone's viewers. What? I didn't know you were this Rekai guy. Rekai. You need to lock in, bro. He's one of the best. All right, yeah.

32:41Dog on the UK streaming scene. Go on, bro. Nah. No, I'm not going to dog on the UK. No, do it, do it.

32:47Chip:What I am going to say is there's a lot of room for somebody big to step in. There's not enough big people out there.

32:55Cal:Bob was running it. And there's not enough people that are putting in mad hours.

32:58Chip:If you look at these US guys, when you actually go and look at the people that, well, a lot of the people that were selected, see the amount of hours they're streaming is just insane. These guys are really out there hustling. And then I saw a lot of people complaining that their, UK people complaining that their application didn't make it. And I think it should just be like motivation. you gotta fucking level it up like if you are really leveled up then you will be invited did any of the bov boys apply or is that not their thing I might have seen a clip of Chazza but I don't know I don't know they don't need to they're all established they don't they've all got they've all got a lot of the people that are in streaming most of them are professors or are they not or are some students

33:41Cal:I think the bigger guys are stream are professors because I saw the professor

33:46Chip:the leaderboard the way he revealed the leaderboard is cool though it is yeah i really like it but what i don't understand is why don't so everybody's here like oh let's go do kaisen why don't more someone from the uk go and not do exactly this but do something where you can get locked to the people together only jinj could do that there that's what i mean there's not that many like you know maybe jin should do something that would be sick and just put on i feel like in in uk youtube a lot of people collaborate with loads of people i don't know if that necessarily happens that much with streamers i don't watch streamers collab probably more than youtubers really yeah uk uk to be fair the uk youtube seems kind of like family sort of shit going on in it but no i don't know they are like every day you see a new clip and it's just streamers i would just love to see like there to be way more bigger uk streamers it's just something not right about the uk with stream it just doesn't work very well it's like the irl is so difficult yeah because it's just i don't know you know what it is it's almost like when you're a kid watching like disney channel and american shows it just seems like the fucking dream it seems amazing so like watching just like someone your age bop about the local park in the uk it's kind of like this ain't doing it for me like why why am i not watching why am i not watching someone in la at a fucking mad fucking david over mansion doing this like it's just it's too i know there's just not enough going on yeah and i know that like people can still get big obviously but like i feel like desktop streams is the only really way you could do well in the uk was like gaming yeah like has it yeah is there um you've got i mean like ed someone like ed he like goes around america so like all of travels 90 of ed's like success from streaming has been from shit in america so it's like that doesn't even really count towards the uk it's like i don't know i hear what you're saying yeah it's a weird one i don't know i would i i would love for the uk to have more bigger streamers but i don't actually know what the solution is maybe it's coming through yeah yeah but it's just gonna

35:44Cal:take a lot of time they're trickling give it a year maybe some big guys will pop up i think you gotta like grind it you really do you gotta be on that's why streaming's so hard eight to ten hours

35:53Chip:a day it's the hardest thing to do especially when you're first starting out yeah comfortably i mean i i i would stream during covid bro i was knackered after three hours anybody that streams and you know what people will be like um oh fucking boohoo you're tired after three hours of gaming but it's it's not just that it is like and i'm not saying it's really hard actually being a full like legit streamer is it's harder than a nine to five probably you're gonna call a massive discourse but actually wait i think people should try it hang on let me rewind let me rewind on that because i saw a clip who was it that was saying it i don't know someone was saying basically it might be harder but it's more when you're in a nine to five it's more the thing in the back of your head thinking like this is forever this is every day like that's what you can't compare to

36:39Cal:something like nine to five just having that level of freedom in your head immediately makes it easier which i understand but like grind wise and hours and constantly talking constantly and like it definitely way more draining like mentally well the nine to five you get like you're kind of like you get constantly doing the same thing and you're like i've got to do the same thing again tomorrow for another eight hours i'm kind of not going anywhere i guess mentally like shit

37:03Chip:depends though it depends what job you're in like a lot of people they get to do cool shit or they're like it can be very rewarding but i'm talking about like retail and stuff when i was at my fucking game job and shit i'm like fuck i'm just kind of doing this for forever like what's next

37:16Cal:because you think you might not have an idea of what's next for you and that's where it gets

37:19Chip:people always bring up nine to five and they're like yeah but there's so many different things For example, your warehouse job does very different to doing something completely different that you might actually be really interested in, or you get to do cool shit every day, like whatever. No, yeah, I definitely think if all my fucking social shit exploded, I could still find a job in the industry that I'd still write. Yeah. I don't know why. I could just be the fucking biggest clipper in the game or some shit. Biggest clipper in the game. Fuck.

37:47Cal:Nah, anyway, streamers will blow up from GTA.

37:50Chip:I do agree with that. So we're probably going to see a lot more next year

37:53Cal:when that starts popping off. When RP's out for it, that's when I'll go crazy. Yeah.

37:59Chip:Fucking hell,

37:59Cal:bringing back fucking Will Fiddler. I don't want to think about RP for a long time. It was fun though, when we only played it. but only when the game's dead. I hate when people go to it too early. I'm like, bro, there's still a lot online. He's not playing it. Oh, what? When it's... The reason that was good is because it was so late after GTA V. I don't like when people start playing it early and it's like, bro, you're already keeping online. People will play it early though because people actually enjoy the role play aspects of it. But don't Rockstar own 5M? Yeah, they bought, they did something like that.

38:27So hopefully they can just delay that shit.

38:29Cal:They can and probably will because they'll want to extend the live flying of the game, the longevity of it. Yeah. And they'll want it to last 10 plus years again. Speaking of podcast topics, McGregor versus Holloway.

38:41Chip:I was literally going to bring up Miami in general because that Saturday, which will have gone by already, but we got the England game and then straight into McGregor versus Hall of War. Is Paddy Pimble I'm gambling big time. You're like actually with real cash. Yeah. 10. He says he wants to try. He said he wants to make 100k. No. Oh you'll believe it. So. So wait what are you putting 10 grand on? We land in Miami. I'm putting five on blackjack. I'm getting that up to 10. But you make it sound like it's a guarantee. It is. I don't lose. Lee's laughing behind the cash. No I don't lose on blackjack.

39:18Chip in Portugal. what did I do in like 10 minutes? Yeah, you did make just like... 2K to 10 grand immediately.

39:25Cal:Yeah. Right, so the plan is put five on blackjack, flip that to 10, cash out. Next day... Why don't you just keep doing that? Next day, McGregor Holloway. Now, I'm still not really sure what I'm going to do on this bet. Okay. I might whack something on the Harry Kane anytime goal scorer, just to up the numbers a bit. So maybe we're at like 12K now. Then it gets to UFC time.

39:48Chip:He's going to be left with 100 quid. He knows what he's doing. Then it gets to UFC time. There probably isn't much point even betting on Max, is there? Because he's a favorite. Just in terms of odds. Yeah. So maybe I just put like five on McGregor. Just see what happens.

40:04Cal:What, a little fuck around and find out? Next day. Fucking mega yacht on me.

40:10Chip:What, that pussy lot? Yeah, so you're actually putting... Okay, fine. I'll do this on the vlog by the way. The whole vlog is going to be gambling. Okay, fine. Okay, so what happens? All right, let's just say contingency here. Rock up, 5K blackjack, gone. No, we are not going to lose.

40:30Cal:We are winning 100K. I thought about that. Right. Back up five grand on. Just another. What? On to blackjack.

40:39Chip:Do you not just want to save that for the McGregor bet regardless? Because then you'll get to the McGregor bet 10 grand down. I don't think you see me play blackjack bro. I haven't, I haven't.

40:48Cal:But he's not seen us do this.

40:49Chip:I get the chart up. I get the chart up of all the possibilities. I'm like, yeah. Mathematics. Oh, this is a hard eight.

40:56Cal:Yeah. Oh, this is a lock. This is a lock. Okay. I just start raising up the dealer. Yeah, you got to find a leg one.

41:02Chip:By the way.

41:03Cal:Oh, okay.

41:04Chip:If that's why it was successful, probably. But sometimes there's some chops.

41:07Cal:He'll start skipping cards and shit. Just for me, I'm like, yeah, you're looking for fuck your shit. Your fucking print is sick. Sometimes there's some chop dealer there and they got a bad vibe about it. and they're the ones that fuck you up. You've got to scroll for a minute. Screw the people.

41:19Chip:We're scrolling blackjack dealers. Yeah, I need a real one. They're real live. Wait, wait, wait. In Miami, are we going to a casino? I think I get a bit nervous at a real blackjack table. I might not be able to influence it. Oh, so we're going to go to Miami, go in your hotel room, sit down on a laptop, five grand. First of all, we... I just caught it. I don't know where that's come from. Well, first of all, I need to be in the casino. I'm doing this shit on the plane. Just caught it. Yes! Losing your shit. No, we can't go to the actual, place if you want to. I don't even know if it exists in Miami.

41:47Chip:It will. Hard rock for all time. There's got to be. Don't just say.

41:51Cal:Actually, I don't know. What does that even mean? Can you check if there are casinos in Miami? In Vegas. In Vegas,

41:56Chip:a gambling capital of the world. Bro, if people do it at least in Miami, there's going to be a casino in Miami. Let's not talk about it. I swear I always see him fly to, mate,

42:04Cal:there's no casinos in Miami. 3.9 stars, Magic City Casino. Yeah, I'll fucking be there, bro. Bro, I'll just hop on my fucking show. Nah, there's loads.

42:12Chip:Right? Ish. yeah wait what's that one down there bottom right Mondrian is that just a hotel that's a hotel I'll ask I'll ask my Miami connections so I'll fucking find somewhere alright

42:23Cal:Don Casino oh fuck off Marsh we are gonna have a great time anyway with your winnings you can buy me a birthday present you're not getting Don Casino come on Don Casino's going off little boardroom

42:37Chip:blackjack

42:37Cal:just where you

42:39Chip:bring your laptop come in here and sit online. That would be so good. Yeah, wait. What do you want to do

42:48Cal:for your birthday, Chip? Whatever you guys want to do. Like, it's our birthday. Let me just say it's already taken care of. Next. What's that mean?

42:57Chip:What have you sorted? We've got a plan. Oh, no, because this is going to be bad. If he's got you something, I've not got you. Well, the birthday day needs to be Friday. Have you got him a present? Because we can't do... We've sorted Friday. It has to be Friday. No, Friday is just...

43:09Cal:I want to go to... I want to pool party with all the balls all the boys I want to pool party with everyone and pick side

43:16Chip:and pick side alright that's what you lost me can I just say one thing

43:20Cal:fine and reeve can I just say one thing you need to genuinely stop asking for shit and just let shit come to you why because it ruins it why ask me what I want to do no no no

43:31Chip:you're something taken care of that's fine but are you asking what I wanted to do alright fine we sorted out a pool party we sorted out a pool party there you go how about this just don't worry about it I'm happy with anything No, you're not. You're not happy with anything. Fine, if we don't go pool party.

43:46Cal:That's not...

43:50Cal:Well, you didn't let me finish your nibble, so it didn't happen. On the way back from the... Oh, his ribs. Oh, yeah, I went gym today. I didn't tell you, but I started off in chess and could have had to change to back. Fuck. I couldn't push the ribs. Also, if you... I've never seen a guy get injured playing Uno. Last night, we were playing Uno, and he was sat there, and he just went like, oh, and just knee like, last part of his card. He's just full on, unk just gave out. Full unk. It was a weird one because you know, I'll sit in these dodgy spots and I'm trying to lean over, twisting my knee.

44:24Cal:But anyway, no one's asked. On the way back to the gym, we're like, oh, should we get him a watch for his birthday? No, we can't because he just keeps asking for it. No, you didn't say that. That was our combo. Because we said, we're like, if we give him it, he's going to be like, good boy. I would never do that.

44:40Chip:I'd probably cry, bro. Nah, fuck off. You're not getting no one.

44:43Cal:I think I'd cry. Imagine you did it on the pod. I think I'd fucking cry.

44:47Chip:Real tears, man.

44:49Cal:Nah, I'd probably get so emotional. I might even reconnect with my real daddy shit. It's too much of a risk.

44:53Chip:It's too much of a risk to my ego.

44:54Cal:I'll call him up and be like, I know you left me when you was 10, but fuck it.

44:57Chip:I swear, we'd drop like 10 grand on a watch and then you'd be, if I just heard good boy.

45:02Cal:10?

45:02Chip:Nah, I'm sweet. You just leave it. All you've got is a Jar Jar Binks watch in your collection.

45:08Cal:First of all, 10 points you can get. First of all, oh, fuck, just hate guys like you that don't understand the culture and the significant importance of a Jar Jar Binks watch from 2001.

45:21Cal:You're the real phantom menace. I've not watched it, bro. We tried to watch Quantum of Solace yesterday. my Jar Jar Binks watch. Yeah, yesterday was a big rot. All we did was, we had an overnight flight, so we slept like five hours on the flight. Got back, yeah, three. Got back here, slept until like midday and then what did we put on? What did we watch? What did you put on? I slept three times. I put on the other guys here and then we put on fucking Quantum of Solace sacked that off. Charlie and Chocolate Factory went off. Charlie and Chocolate Factory went off. Yeah. Sabine put Matilda on didn't land.

45:57Didn't land. Well we were playing

45:59Cal:Monopoly Deal. You boys like Monopoly Deal. Yeah it's good. Yeah. It's good.

46:04Chip:Yeah. Gets intense. AB won his first game yesterday as well went off. Yeah and I nearly won I was on a generational run and then Truffle Pig just fucked me up. By the way, back-to-back deal breaker fucking... No, it's actually not right. Let's not even talk about it on the pod because, oh... It's going to get us real angry and bad. What's this about Waymo's? Have either of you boys been in Waymo's, by the way? Multiple times. Sick, isn't it? Yeah. Actually, I can't wait for that.

46:28Cal:I haven't been in one yet. They're programming them in London. They're driving about. Yeah. I want to go in one, though.

46:33Chip:They are the best. Who's got the...

46:35Cal:You need an app, don't you? I got it.

46:37Chip:Right, hold on a second. so Waymo snitching here so Waymo car picked up two 15 year olds who then drank alcohol so then it parked itself in a parking lot and alerted the police nah that's fucked nah you've actually just that's they are on it there right because we in LA we were all like faded in it and obviously you don't touch like the drivers like the invisible driver you don't touch a wheel or anything but my mate just clicked the seatbelt and under the seatbelt within 30 seconds we were on an Apple CarPlay call to customer services just being like what have you touched and we're like oh we accidentally undid the thing and went put it back in don't say the thing again or you'd be kicked out the car and we're like all right but it was like within like five seconds it was scary i actually read that yeah i read it it's got i mean it was homeless people could just get in there and fucking goon like there's got to be some sort of system it's actually a fair point i think if i lived in la every night out because you know i like to throw up out of an uber sometimes every night like there's no embarrassment of being like can you pull over boss you could just throw

47:36Cal:up outside of the clanker and keep it going i guess that does make sense yeah but what if you

47:42Chip:can't ask it like you can just pull over two seconds i just need to throw up it's not gonna it doesn't do that you can get it to stop out the window and it's no embarrassment because you're in a fucking empty car oh right or you can just fucking you can do anything back there bro

47:56Cal:like what but there's interior cameras that just snitched on 15 year old drinking sure you can't do anything. I know where the cameras are.

48:05Chip:Eh, Fez. You're in the blue spot. Let's just say they call it a soup kitchen. What? With Dirty Mike and the boys. It's a pregnant raccoon. You lost me there, buddy. Oh my God, other guys referencing. You all witnessed it yesterday. By the way, I can't believe we finally get a tenable game. Oh my God. Wait, did Stanley do this doc? he hasn't ruined it in the dock as well no yeah yeah he smashed it oh no go on stan i'm proud of you my boy i forgot about stan no you didn't i did he's been grinding in the bg well see i might have to bail him after this see what's up i thought you was dead i'd never say that all right let's do tenable top 10 most subscribed youtubers to play at the side and charity match fuck my brain is we just rattle off the names i got three i got the top three now are we good I'll wait for I've got the whole list already let's just go number one real quick Mr Beast oh wait so this is at any of them yeah then it's Speed I don't think Speed is next

49:13Cal:no maybe not next

49:15Chip:Speed

49:17Cal:okay and then Squeezy he's played oh sorry I was thinking of Carby Lane Squeezy oh yeah bro don't be sipping that shit on the mic that's fun alright Chip chill out let's get some Logan Paul

49:34Chip:oh wait hold on hold on hold on hold on Logie P how many subs does he have enough to be in this yeah so can you just read out what we've got so far

49:45Cal:in terms of numbers

49:46Chip:sorry yeah we speed ran that

49:48Cal:number one we've got Mr Beast we've also got third place which is Speed we've got five place which is Kari Manai 8th Squeezy and that's all we've got so Logie P

49:59Chip:you think Logan Paul's in there seriously how would he not be Logie fucking you know what

50:04Cal:can we get the sub counts as well so then we can at least

50:08Chip:know what we're working with

50:09Cal:Logan Paul 7 7 put some respect on my go to alright JJ

50:16Chip:he's gonna put he's gonna put put the thing MrBeast499 so there's somebody

50:21Cal:there's somebody in between Speed and MrBeast Wow, so... I think it's going to be like a Spanish fella. Yeah, Ibai.

50:30Chip:Let's see. Is Ibai...

50:32Cal:Yeah, he's Ibai. I-B-A-I, I think they call it. Nope, no, no. What about French geezer that hosted the PSG match? I don't know his name. I mean... I mean? But I don't know. Did he have a lot? No, I think he's more of a Twitch streamer.

50:46Chip:Wait, wait, how many lives do we get here, boys? How's this work? Yeah, we fucked it. This is not how you do tenables. I'm not riling them all off.

50:52Cal:You just riled them so much. You meant to have a spin by my mind. All right, let's go back. All right.

50:58Chip:We should all do one each as well. Yeah, I'm not fucking with you at all. I'm going to blame it on you. By the way, I've never played this game,

51:04Cal:so someone should tell me. It's okay. It's just a game. No, no, no. Fuck it. I'm doing my own game. All right. Cal, you'll go.

51:10Chip:You pick one. Okay.

51:15Fuck. It's hard because I don't know.

51:17Chip:Okay. Mr. Who's the boss? Nope. No, I know. What the fuck? Okay. KSI Oh shit

51:28Cal:Ninth Ninth fucking scrub Fair play

51:30Chip:So what does that mean for me Have I lost a life here?

51:34Cal:Yeah let's just give you Two lives each Alright yeah I lost one life there I don't know the names Of the people I'm thinking of though So Describe them I might be able to Okay There was another guy This year

51:47Chip:Who's number two man? Who's

51:49Cal:Does he do kids videos? Nope No How is Lazerby not on that? He's fucking huge. I think he's close to like 10 mil subs. I thought he'd be 10.

52:02Chip:Nah, he's saying we're going to kick ourselves so we're going to defo know who this is.

52:06Cal:I mean, you'll get yourself a number two and number 10. Does Lachlan have more than Lazerby? Is Lachlan?

52:12Chip:Nah, it's not Lachlan. Could he be number 10? I don't think so.

52:16Cal:I think Lazerby has more than Lachlan. Yeah, Lachlan. I don't think so.

52:20Chip:And he's saying we're going to kick ourselves for two and 10. so am I out now am I dead yeah you're out I'm gonna search

52:29Cal:could 10 be Harry ooh yeah

52:33Chip:it is

52:34Cal:whoa really come on no

52:38Chip:wait Harry has 16 point no that's what JJ has no oh wait I missed yeah oh JJ had 18 18 mil wow Harry has 16.2 mil subs I don't believe that for a second do you know who it is yet AB has ARAC no Iraq has played yeah has he? yeah Iraq's played I've got a photo with him

52:57Cal:okay

52:58Chip:has he got no no way

53:00Cal:I don't think he has he does have a lot of subs but he's not got that's mad I didn't know he had a lot of subs because I watched him since he was like nah he's always he's always been flying oh you don't reckon he's more than

53:10Chip:Harry?

53:13Cal:I would have thought so I don't think so man

53:15Chip:yeah Harry was a bit

53:16Cal:I don't because Iraq if he's on that he's six and I don't think he is oh yeah you are going to kick yourself

53:21Chip:oh fuck why have you called it he's out he's out I'm not surprised I've not thought of it but like we should we should have yeah

53:31Cal:old school do you want me to give you the year they played yeah 2025 fucking hell it's from the year we managed oh my god did he back did he score what team was he on I think he scored wait is it he was on he was on Sidemen I think my team yeah I think so fuck oh no right let's think of your squad who did you start

53:59Chip:I can't even remember both

54:00Cal:by the way I remember him bagging I definitely remember him bagging let me check what the fuck I'm trying to think who you had that bag to think also of someone bro

54:10Chip:oh my god no way this is fucked

54:13Cal:can we give him a can I give him a clue yeah he's on the older side oh my god Yeah. Yeah. Mark Rober. Oh my God. Yes. What'd you say? Robo.

54:24Chip:Robo. Mark Rober. All right.

54:27Cal:Okay. So we've got,

54:28Chip:well, I fucking asked Paul from that. Fair enough.

54:32Cal:Mainly really poor from you considering he's your player. Right. Four and six. Okay. By the way,

54:38Chip:on my list, Oh, we've got some, But this is just according to the clanker. Well, no, just numbers wise. Does he fit in there? Are you talking about Ibai? I swear he's got hells of us. No, he's not on it. But there is ones that you've both said.

54:55Cal:Do you reckon Airwrap might be one of them? Harry isn't in this list.

54:58Chip:Yeah.

55:01Chip:Well, how many subs?

55:04Cal:JJ's 10th in this.

55:05Chip:So someone's missing.

55:06Cal:Has Stanley missed a one? I don't know.

55:09Chip:I don't think we'll get four. Are they foreign YouTubers? Jacksepticeye. Yep.

55:17Cal:Although you just cheated. yeah it is alright well number 4 let's try and get this legit will we do we know number 4 like I've never heard of them oh

55:27Chip:foreign YouTuber isn't it could be well let me look them up but it's 2023 they played on this because you'll know all these but then maybe they know them but I just don't have any of the like those

55:39Cal:like Jelly Slogelman any of those boys played because they've got lots of subs

55:44Chip:yeah maybe Slogelman did at one point I don't know that would have been all maybe back in the day Let me just say, Laserbeam has 23 mil subs. Yeah, well, there you go. That's probably what knocks W2S out.

55:55Cal:Yeah, it's a foreign player.

55:58Chip:Yeah, foreign. Yeah.

56:02Cal:Yeah, well done, because Laserbeam does have 23 mil subs. And I was thinking you had 10. Disrespective.

56:11Chip:Okay. Oh, so it's...

56:16Cal:Oh, Stanley's worst. Stanley's worst. right well

56:19Chip:we did a bit of damage well at least we actually kind of got it I swear who was in fourth yeah we did say oh Abbo Fla yeah the Middle Eastern YouTuber favorite thing and worst thing about the United States not about the trip but about the United States that you've either discovered on this trip or you know we've now been here for over a month what's your what's your feelings best thing best thing best is just New York as a whole I feel like yeah I think just the New York york routine central park probably we were going after this my my favorite thing is the fact that there's ac everywhere yeah if it's hot outside it doesn't matter you can go inside it's gonna be not so cool my least favorite is breakfast really just same bagels every day every day americans don't know how to make a scrambled egg it's always heavily overcooked just a slab of shit bacon's usually knacks and just all rock hard and fucked just i just want a normal breakfast and

57:16Cal:they don't have that here. Valid. Best and worst thing, Chip? Fuck, I don't know. Best thing, probably just the vibes, the people. The people. Yeah, everyone's like super up for that, having a chat here. You know what I mean? Everyone seems a little bit, even if it's a miserable day for them, they're still like, you're all right, kid. Yeah, I'll let you chew my hair off. Yeah, that's what I mean. You've been needing that. No, it's where it's like people I feel like in other countries can be very dismissive or don't want to talk.

57:43Chip:The UK is quite bad.

57:44Cal:Yeah, which some people won't even like, but for me I like that and the worst thing is flying everywhere is a bit big that's not the worst thing that's a blessing bro we get to fly I don't really like had a bad there's got to be but off the top of my head I genuinely don't know what's maybe like fucking the smell of the streets like you'll be just walking down the street and get flash banged by like a smell of fucking fish and shit at the same time um but like that's not also again it's kind of part of

58:23Chip:the vibe yeah it does add to it a bit um here one thing i love about the uh let me say new york in general is it always feels like something's going on like i walk down the street there's always people in the bars like nowhere feels like dead in the uk i think you have thursday friday saturday rest of the week is pretty much like empty here mate monday tuesday wednesday every day it's always busy it's busy is it like i'll be like oh i should be able to get a reservation for here i can't it's rammed walk down the street every bar is busy bumping it's it's sick i've dealt with

58:59Cal:it in manhattan yeah the bad thing actually is when you go to like not new york but any other the city is you have to drive everywhere you have to get new but everything yeah you can't walk like to the next bar they don't have because they're all just fucking miles away yeah i hear

59:15Chip:that boston was a bit of a walking place but yeah everything else is by the way i've just seen this i didn't even know this was a thing the fifa creator cup don't know where our invite was at all huh where was our invite yeah i know well i've just seen zias is playing so i could have had me and B. Lou on the fucking wing. That would have gone off. You're mad. So, what is this? Hold on. Wait, it says B. Lou and Zia separately. I thought that was just their channel. I think it's like a massive... I think it's like a game. So, it says FIFA and YouTube have collaborated to create the Creator Cup, led by Speed, hosted in Central Park.

59:49Chip:Oh, shit. 12th of July. When is that? What day is that? Sunday.

59:53Cal:Sunday will we find back from Miami.

59:55Chip:When do we get back? I get back late. like lunchtime

59:59Cal:we get back at lunchtime no you don't oh you get back at 5pm now no ok 6pm it might well have a click here just check what time it's on yeah never know it might be under the lights I'm not off

1:00:13Chip:I would actually quite like to go and see this I think

1:00:15Cal:yeah same

1:00:16Chip:do you reckon it'll be

1:00:17Cal:it'll be rammed won't it

1:00:18Chip:5pm eastern time oh if Marlon's there it'll be rammed 5pm eastern time let me say that what what I mean speed's gonna be there it's gonna be ronkin stacked in it damn that's it you know what i just got a feeling we're just gonna get called up last minute yeah genuinely that should be a bit weird why people drop out and they're like we

1:00:37Cal:just need some fucking scrubs that are in new york already well i'm not really a scrub like that no but i'm proud to be a scrub if you saw my crypto.com wallet you would not be calling me a scrub what the fuck. I know, we get back at 7pm. Shit. Oh, man. Well, I guess that's that little question.

1:00:54Chip:I'll just get a private jet then, fucking fast.

1:00:56Cal:What the hell? First of all, I'll just jet ski from my outfit. I'm really nice. Rock up to the Hudson in plenty of time. I can't afford that.

1:01:05Chip:Guys, we're going to wrap up the pod there.

1:01:07Cal:Oh, no. We're going to head to Central Park. I can't. I've got some work to do, but I'll meet you there. He doesn't, he just gets too scared to kick a football. No, I do actually have work to do. no you don't you can say it well look mate some of us actually got some fucking grinding to do I gotta upload a video

1:01:22Chip:oh boy let's go are you telling me this video's finally gonna come out yes or no which video is it

1:01:28Cal:form of the e-video and they're waiting on my notes I'm delaying the boys so I need to get them done right some of us just crank out in the morning when they're hungover my shit is not the kind of stuff you can do hungover bro this is proper fucking shit nah bro everyone's seen the race already it's all good no they haven't it is I'll put a link on my story to the highlights everyone knows what happened No one knows. No one knows. If you search for me on YouTube, you can watch the whole fucking video. No one knows the result. Did I even make the podium? All jokes aside, I have actually seen a snippet from the vid and it does look mad with that edit.

1:01:58Cal:Oh, the SD kid. I'm excited to actually put that out on Instagram and be like, I'm excited for you to put the video out. Yeah, it is good. It's been a difficult edit. Two months away, you reckon? No, it's actually like pretty much done. Nah. No, the boys have finished it, pretty much kind of finished it now. Just need to go over and like, check that the music is all sound.

1:02:16Chip:December 25th, get ready, guys. He's going to drop it on Christmas Day for you lot. Guys, let's wrap it up there. The thing is, I reckon it stinks as well. No, well, the video won't stink. It'll be class.

1:02:25Cal:No, the video's going to be sick, but I don't think it'll perform that well because it's such a niche. Nine out of ten. You could say about carton. Nine out of ten.

1:02:33Chip:Yeah, we just got to figure out how to package it, I guess. Legitimately get me break. Don't wear those around me ever again.

1:02:40Cal:Hello? Who's are they? I don't know.

1:02:43Chip:Bro. Guys, thank you very much for listening.

1:02:45Cal:I look like Ian from Out Within the Chipmunks. You look like a fucking little salt mate. That's what you look like.

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1:03:28This is how I see you on these nights out, genuinely. By the way, this is, bro, this is... Don't wrap the pod. Wrap the pod.

1:03:35Cal:Don't let me see it as a bad thing. That guy is committed to the game. He's having a good time.

1:03:38Chip:He's having a good fucking time.