293. KSI On Leaving Sidemen, Dealing with Hate & AB's Celebrity Crush

9:44Cal:Rocket robots? I mean, I guess. Yeah, you just make them how you want them. Fuck, that's mental. What would your perfect woman be? Five for three, Latina. Nice, bro. Nice. You're passing. Ask him again off-camp. Lock in, lock in. Same answer. AB, AB, what about you? What's your perfect woman?

10:04Chip:No, no, no. Your perfect woman. Ooh. Any woman. Current Sofia Vergara. Can you put up a picture of her, please? Do you know who that is? Modern Family. She's the one, Modern Family. Yeah. You know what? That's just fresh in my head because I just saw her. So you into milks? She is quite old, actually. Out of anything I could have said, that is quite old. She makes me feel like a porn addict.

10:35the youtuber yeah the streamer you are streamer yeah sorry yeah okay uh all right we got someone in our scene because you think that could be possible for you in the clips it's our show trying to keep track no someone in our scene that you would

10:50Cal:find attractive come on like the creative community yeah no i understood the question I don't have to answer this. I'm technically the biggest guest.

11:08Chip:That's fucking outrageous. Don't do as I say. If anything, Sidemen have more views of me. So yeah, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're subs to me. So well, you're in the, you got to work your way back up. You got knocked down. You got to climb that ladder again. I'm working man, don't worry. 50 videos ahead. All right, AB. What? Go on, AB. Go on. I thought we moved on. No, no, you got this. No, no, come on. In our scene, that you would. What do you mean in our scene?

11:40Cal:UK? There's no good answer. Nah, nah, could I have Dele Alli's ex? Can I go for Dele Alli's ex? The one who did David Derby blogs. Wolfie Cindy. Yeah. is that oh he's not does that count

11:57Chip:is that not gonna slide I'm not accepting that it's gotta be a streamer or a YouTuber what the fuck there it is come on come on bro I know there's so many that that's the issue there's too many yeah just name one bro go on don't worry she won't see this I promise no she will no the clip won't the clip won't do nothing oh Stan's already fucking typing it up

12:23final's gonna go off tomorrow yeah but if you could spend that final with one person who's a streamer I don't know throw some names at me

12:38Charles D 'Amelio yeah come on okay there you go

12:41Chip:Charlie DeVinio Charlie DeVinio Okay Yeah that's alright

12:47Cal:He does always talk about her off-cats Yeah Wow She's been throwing that shit recently She's on that She's been throwing that shit Bro I'll forward it to you It goes off

12:58Chip:Damn bro What's going on? Check my repost Yeah Do I hear it? What you reposted that? No

13:06Cal:You just go in there Just every Charlie DeVinio Yo All right, let's marry me. You're the same age, so what's for you? What have you been filming? What have you been out here? Oh, bro, we've been filming all types of videos. Family stuff. Well, I'd say one of... Yeah, lots of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd say one of the videos I'm really excited about is World's Hardest Jobs. So basically, I'm in the search of trying to find what the hardest job in the world is. And you do it for a day? so I do all these different jobs for a day yeah is it not something to do that I've been like an

13:41Chip:oil going on an oil rig I've heard deep sea diving kind of thing yeah or maybe that's the one with the highest suicide rate I'm gonna get picked back that's gotta be hard though that's gotta correlate yeah that sounds hard the thing true georgie used to do yeah find out well I'm gonna get any urges trust me I'm doing a lot of jobs and they have been very um what's been the What's the hardest one you've done so far? The hardest one.

14:13Sick. I'd say Stuntman. Oh. Okay. To be fair. Who are you Stuntman for? It's quite a scale, isn't it? No, no, just Stuntman. Oh, right. For the day. For the day. I'd say that's probably one of the hardest, man. Like, it was just relentless. It's like you're literally battering and bruising your body over and over again. it's kind of like what the WWE is once you've been

14:37Cal:training for years though it's probably not like you just had to go in and do it one day yeah yeah but like the next day I woke up like fucked fuck really like my body hurts like my neck hurts my back hurts my legs are just porn stars have the same thing though yeah back getting blown out non-stop neck hurts face and love all right can I just say something without I'm fucking going quiet how about that how about you just let me enjoy myself fuck Jason loves God we all know who he is are you horny or nah I've had a bad day what was the last time you got it in

15:18Chip:oh got it in that's a wow

15:20Cal:got it in this hand or let's just go with nah with my man woman half an hour ago another human

15:30Chip:it's been too long in 2026 though yeah yeah okay but biggest person you collab with while you've been out here um oh do i want to reveal that yeah you do bro i don't think anyone who's fucking yeah fine i'm pretty sure or a clue a big clue okay good clue no no no we i'd say um dwight howard was oh wait he's on inside no yeah yeah yeah but he was like class what did you film with we filmed lookalike oh okay yeah the lookalike I mean we did a video with Bobby Lee and Andrew

16:11Cal:were they good were they funny they're the Bobby Lee's so funny oh what oh my god one of the funniest try not to laugh of all time bro

16:23Chip:what better than me and chips nah no way nah you guys were iconic for sure thank you bro hungover as well Oh my god bro They're just so good Like as a unit Both of them together They have no lines Like no boundaries Bro like there's some stuff We're gonna have to cut out But like it was great It was great Yeah yeah yeah It was hilarious Would you say that's been Your best try not to laugh? Who has your best? There's been quite a few That we haven't released yet So like there's one in France With Amin and Squeezy I thought that was Oh fuck him Fuck him Still her and after the match Yeah, yeah. Still wound up.

17:01I think there was a clip of me and Digi like partying with the French. What afterwards? While everyone was fuming. So you were just a fucking traitor. You were the only ones that got the medals as well. Yeah, yeah. It's cause we didn't give a shit bro. It wasn't that deep. Everyone was making it. No, it actually wasn't deep at all. But on the day I was actually feeling. I went back to my hotel room. I was like, fuck. I was pacing around. Holy shit. Yeah, I was telling man, this is this is fun experience.

17:30Chip:It was it was it was to be fair that I said that crowd would have been the best crowd to play in front of any match. Yeah, I've never experienced a car like that. Yeah, they were on some of them all on cocaine. But oh, yeah. Yeah, but it was just do you reckon it was like actual hatred or they're just like, I don't know my mate. My mate in the crowd in England, Topson got like Coke bottles dashed at the head.

17:54Cal:that's great creative charity match yeah they weren't fucking about

17:58Chip:i rate that bro could you imagine if the charity matches had been like that yeah bunch of kids in the audience just getting pelters just getting rowdy bros that would have been good but now i i like how the sidemen charity matches are it's like family friendly it's nice and everyone leaves a great experience everyone's smiling and no has anyone been booed at them before? I don't think anyone's been booed. I think anyone who would have got booed just wouldn't have got the call up in the first place. Like surely everyone there has got an audience to an extent. It'd have to be an American. Maybe if Jake Paul played that you'd get booed.

18:34Chip:Oh yeah. Can we talk about your interaction or no? Oh yeah, go for it. The other day. Can you explain this? This is fucking unreal. So my

18:47Cal:missus has come uh to oh good news yeah sorry first time anyway uh let's go uh to new york uh just to chill with me and i went to like pick her up from the hotel lobby i went down the lift went to see her we hugged and then i went to try and go back up key wasn't working so i was like this is annoying. So I went to the reception. I was like, yo, key card isn't working. Can we get a sword please? And he was like, yeah, yeah, I got you. Saw it there. Go back into the lift with my missus. It's a different lift by the way now. We go in the lift, goes up two floors. Lift opens.

19:41Dylan Dennis. Oh, standing right in front of me. Oh my fucking God. With your missus there. With my missus right there. Bro, now keep in mind, this guy was like, tweeting about it, being like, I'm going to find your missus. Oh, is this your girlfriend? This is da, da, da, da, da. Just going crazy online. And my missus is just, like half asleep. She's like, out of it. She looks, she's like, what? What? I go, there's no fucking way. But all of a sudden, bro, my hands are clenched. Well, you were ready. He's the type of guy to actually like, I guess this is it. Here we go.

20:27Cal:It's time, bro. What did he do? So he got in? No, he didn't get in. He went, yo, I'm going to leave you to it. Okay. I walked out.

20:38Chip:I mean, that sound is funny, by the way. I was like, major respect for that. Yeah. Major respect. I got to give it to him because, yeah, it could have gone so left. Yeah, that's actually funny. Yeah. Could you imagine, like, you've left most of that all behind and, like, years later, it just comes back and is a scrap and a lift in New York. Yeah. But that's it. Like, imagine it was, like, Jake. Yeah. That's where I thought that story was going. I thought it was going to be Jake. If it was Jake, then it probably would have. Do you reckon?

21:06Cal:Surely no one's asking. I don't think he's Jake. I don't know. I don't know now man I don't know How old are you now? I'm 33 Exactly bro You need a mortgage and shit Well I don't know The thing is No one knows No one knows It's kind of like It depends Whoever starts If someone starts Then it'll probably kick off Yeah yeah But if we're both looking at each other We're just like Alright well You're trying to go to 4-4 Then it's calm Yeah yeah Then I think it'll be blessed

21:37Chip:I'd have loved if he just got in the lift with you and it's just a silent ride. No, he just gets in.

21:43Cal:He's like, yo, so loud. How's things, bro? You good? Like, fucking little chit-chat. Latest fucking trance life was good. I laughed. Bro, yeah, that would have been weird.

21:58Chip:Yeah. Anything else weird happen on your USA trip? We've had a bunch of weird shit happen. Oh, I said anything weird? What would you say has been the weirdest thing?

22:12yeah it's it's on a week

22:17oh my god yeah so we had a stripper tried to make me laugh in public what'd she do she just asked cheeks out yeah bro you could basically see her vagina hair and everything snail trail and all of that did you think it was like trying to nut I said no way.

22:39Chip:You just gave him a video idea. Let me be on the panel. First person.

22:49Try not to know. Second long video. It's like, yo, I know it guys. Okay, no.

23:02Chip:Last one to get a boner wins. this video ends

23:06Cal:when someone nuts that's kind of the video we just did bro what video did you just say said it trying not to nut that's legit what he just said

23:15Chip:you know what you're right

23:15Cal:are you in the room not really yeah you should see

23:20Chip:there's a someone needs to make the compilation of Chip clock outs it doesn't happen as much anymore but Chip has it won't happen in this podcast but if it's especially if it's just me and him or just us three like Chip will just

23:34Cal:Depends what the combo is Like if I'm not Fucking with the combo

23:37Chip:He just sits here And you're just It's kind of It's kind of not an option bro It's a podcast You kind of have to just

23:42Cal:Sometimes I'm not needed And I'll be like Fuck it I'll get distracted By anything One thought And then my brain Will be like Fuck it We're going to think About this now For a minute or two And then I'll come back And be like What were you boys Talking about Happens all the time Well I mean What do you normally Think about Like it could be Anything man Like I could just Get a thought about That England game And then start thinking about England versus Argentina get a little bit. But it's like three minutes.

24:06Chip:Yeah. And the best thing is just the clip because he has his camera.

24:09Cal:Well, then I'll start imagining scenarios where we win the game and shit. Yeah. Really. It can be anything. It could be absolutely anything.

24:14Chip:Yeah, look, look. Chip reverting back to his old ways.

24:21It's not even for the bit as well. What is it? That's the... No,

24:29that is incredible. To be fair, was that one off the back of like one of the mental bend?

24:33Cal:We were pretty hung over that day, but still. Sometimes you got some real good thoughts though. Yeah. I hear some good ideas come from that. I just had a thought. Have you ever ripped hairs out of your asshole? Oh, what like? What wiping?

24:50Chip:Not intentionally. Why would anybody do that intentionally? Are you talking about dingleberries? Let's say you're in the shower and you're just there like, oh, I want to feel hard. When it's, what? What? What? I guess you broke. Not hard. Right. hard like yo so you just go so like before a scrap you'll just start ripping pubes out well not pubes I don't think they count as pubes nah the winnits aren't they well no that means you got a ball of shit it's a different thing what would you call them ass hair cheek hair we should name it something so you know we should call it fruits no it's yogurt bro yeah fuck

25:32Cal:It's a good yogurt too. I reckon you just call it fucking bakery, sir.

25:39Chip:It's a bit long. There's got to be a short... Cubes. Cubes? Yo, I'm going to rip off my cubes real quick. I don't mind it. Why the C? Where have we gone with this? Why have you replaced the P with the C? I was going to say, it sounds like boobs. What, bupes? Yeah, but then it does sound like boobs. Oobs. Oobs. Oobs. Oobs. Oo, I like that, you know. Do you shave your ass? No, just rip them. No, stop going on about this. This is not real. No, I do. Is it not like real? That can't be good for you. Is it? No, it's not. It's just hair. It's like you rip in there. Yeah, I don't think that's good for you either.

26:18It can't be a lot though. If you're pulling like, well, sometimes, yeah. That can get a fucking handful. Well, I can get a handful, no. Someone could drag me back by them. in a naked race someone could yeah I got a lot

26:33Cal:looks like I got a cat down there little hidden gerbil I swear to god wait what's the score 7-0 no 4-2

26:44Chip:first of all first of all that's 6 4-2 is 6 you're a fucking idiot has he scored both I know we said we weren't asked but if they came back from that it would just be a bit that's a nail in the coffin does it go to pens and shit? oh I don't care I hope it does

27:04Cal:wait does it actually?

27:06Chip:I think it would you know oh my that was so

27:09Cal:what's the point though? just make it a draw and just be like yeah yeah bro

27:14Chip:you guys both suck yeah what's the point? by the way let's not just roll past roll past the ass talk that was a solid five minutes I was loving that That's a lot of ass talking Can I ask this now

27:33Cal:When wiping your ass Obviously you fall by But you guys You know to actually clean your ass You gotta get a little finger A hundred percent You gotta kind of go in a little bit It's not gonna give you a sensation If you clean your ass It's not gay I don't think anyone I don't think anyone

27:56Chip:I think that's just like a pretty standard like, yeah, we're all happy with that statement.

28:00Cal:Up until about 25 when I put the finger in, I was like, this is gay. In the shower, if you do like the swipe, that's a go, like the karate chop in the cheeks in the shower. Why is everyone looking like this? No, no, no, I hear it, I hear it. How else are you going to clean it? Yeah, this is a go-to method in the shower. You get a sliver of shower gel on the side there and you go to fucking town.

28:21Chip:Quick question, and this is a serious one, right? Because it's not like our dads, or maybe you want to sit this one out, Chip, but our dads taught us this. So how did we all know how to... No, I've not Googled. Know how to clean your up. So like, no, but just like, why do we all, the karate method? Why are we all... No, no, why do we all wipe our bums? No, because I was taught that. Oh, you were taught... Well, you would get like an infection. I'm talking about in the shower, the technique. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just trial and error though. Like if you're going to be like, oh, you go like that.

28:57It's just too much surface area for a crack. Yeah. Bro, your neck is long. Yeah. That was a crazy. Bro, I thought your neck was long bro. Nah, come here bro. Nah, nah, nah, come here.

29:09Chip:Look at this guy's just a long guy. Nah, nah, nah. Look how tall he is. Get here right now. We need a neck off. Neck off. Neck off. Don't call it a neck off. That's weird. Live on the pod. I'm sitting here at Tempo. No, you are worse. You are worse. I'll go first. I'll go first. This one, ready?

29:27Cal:Kyle's trying to shrug it though. Kyle's trying to shrug it out. Oh, that's kind of a pull.

29:31Chip:That's great. All right.

29:33Cal:Oh, sorry, clicked.

29:35Chip:By the way, that's big. What's happening right now? Now, he's got a longer neck than me. Yeah, pull her as well. All right, okay, I'll fucking get out then. I'd say, I don't know. What tempo's got a longer neck than me? He's like 6 '8".

29:48Cal:He would be a deep throw queen. I'm not a deep drunk, please. If you was into that fucking shit, which I'm sure you're not, bro, but if you are, fuck it. You would need a piece that was long enough. You need to test it. How big is your meat? What? Wait, how big is your meat? Genuine actual question. Okay, okay. And don't give me - On the microphone. Yeah. Where are we going up to? Have you got like - Don't say the whole fucking thing because I'll get mad. That's so weak for a black guy, bro. Your shit is pathetic. Your shit is pathetic. Nah, I know Steve sat over there with a hammer. You've rocked up with a little short SM58.

30:27Chip:I don't know, bro. Wait, why are you measuring it to your face? You're like, I've had way bigger than this. Don't give me that face, bro. What's yours? I'd say that's average. You got an average. I only know it in my iPhone measurements. No, but the thing is - What iPhone you got? Big one.

30:48Cal:Pro Max.

30:49Chip:titanium 16 17 pro max whatever this is you got that my shit's bigger really yeah i need to see that yeah okay first of all it's about how you use it and also women don't want it super big no don't start it i've been telling myself that for a while you know that fucking mean where they're like yours is perfect no no it's not true i think i have the perfect they care more about You think you have the perfect dick? Yeah, well, it's like the perfect length. Oh, I thought. You are doing really well. No, I wasn't. No, no, no. That's chill. No, no. Like, perfect girth. Yeah. Like, you kind of want it to be not too fat, not too...

31:31Chip:Which way do you curve? No, I curve straight. Oh, you got the arrow. I'm going left. Really? Yeah, I've got a curve. I'm going left. Nah. You got a go in. No, no, no, no. It gives... Nah, nah. Okay, it's not a 90 degree. no no no no

31:48Cal:my shit's mad it's like when you're getting off the motorway and you have to go around like this like a hula hooping telling you bro telling you like a puzzle bro yeah a little ramp that's just well you're just straight to the fucking point I'll fuck with that yeah I mean I guess when it's floppy it kind of sides when it's floppy my shit's horrible this pod this pod has been fucked have you ever like put it like in itself okay oh yeah yeah second and then just like just rolled it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just so ugly though. Just zoot.

32:19Chip:Yeah, no, then fuck it. Like a little backward.

32:24Cal:Backward in. That's insane. Worms it, Tim, if your Chalamet rides in June.

32:28Chip:Just start smoking it like, yo. What the hell have you, what have you decided to come on our pod? I left the cyber for this, man. Yeah.

32:38Cal:I can't wait for the class.

32:41Chip:Shit, man.

32:42Cal:No, these are the best ones, man. we're getting answers to fucking real biblical questions right now you know there's a lot of

32:48Chip:women that like to watch our podcast and know like what no they like to do it because when we talk about like guy stuff they feel like they're getting a look behind the curtain they're in the boys group oh okay so they do like should we be more female friendly we're pretty female

33:05Cal:we're quite deep into whatever this is right now i think we just gotta keep rolling with the If the name the fellas doesn't give it away,

33:11Chip:like you're kind of... What do women like to talk about? Everything. What's the topic right now? Probably like fucking... Charlotte Tilbury. Jacob Elordi or something. Yeah. Jacob Elordi is a big one.

33:28Cal:That's a great shout. Love Island. You watch Love Island? Wuthering Heights. How about that?

33:33Chip:I feel like Love Island kind of fell off pretty hard.

33:36Cal:Really? I used to watch the first few seasons. I was all over it. I've never watched it. Wait, what's going on? Just found him Looks like a Oh, okay I thought this was You like Being more Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah I am, yeah Can I see? Big into reading Fuck It's making you uncomfortable No, I don't No, no, no Put it back on No, no, yeah Like, you've got to keep this Maybe we went on an adventure today

33:59Chip:Do you want to talk about your adventure today? You're pretty mad about the whole situation It's just been a shit day Everything I've done has been a fucking hell Just Went out to go shopping what'd you try to get do you know do you know what Chrome Hearts is the brand no is it Chrome Hearts yeah Chrome I went there and got treated like a piece of shit and they wouldn't let me in the shop understandable they're like oh you got because they're like if you got an appointment I was like nah I'm just trying to go in the shop there's three people in there they're like oh the waitlist is full right now but just wait for a little bit got a half an hour in the rain oh wait this is still full you might be able to get in the other one I'm like fuck you come back here Go back out to Kith Flooded downstairs We're closed Another Uber I spent like 200 quid on Ubers To fucking nowhere today Oh no Yeah he was pissing it down Today as well You can be sweet Bro you can be sweet Don't worry about it The final might not even happen It's been raining so much Yeah Is that a possibility?

34:54Cal:Tomorrow it's going to be sweet No

34:56Chip:It better be They'll make sure Trump will make sure

34:59Cal:I was in a restaurant today And the storm was so fucked The power just cut in mid restaurant It's a full packed place And it just lights flickering on and off I was like Wait so did you get the food for free nah i actually spilled my whole pasta down my new pokemon top i was embarrassed you deserve that well for wearing a pokemon top or spilling shit on it well first both actually

35:18Chip:now that i think about it yeah because i brought attention to it and people were like he's wearing

35:23Cal:a pokemon top and he's spilled fucking vodka pasta down it you kind of sorted out your fits recently you went through a bit of a strange nah well yeah i guess with the gold for satchis that was a glorious gangsta the one with the wings on them yeah yeah that was also Versace yeah I went crazy with that man no I feel like it's been a journey but it's been it's been good like how's the fit today

35:45Chip:yeah that's what I'm saying like we're looking nice yeah we got trousers clean this yeah just because it's a little hot do you have a stylus or do you get it yourself no I got a stylus man alright yeah don't really count then well yeah

35:58Cal:yeah you know I hear it yeah it doesn't count does it because like before the stylus I was just kind of clapped. Yeah, yeah, you were. I know. No, but I just remember watching back in the day just thinking,

36:09Chip:this guy buys all the shit that's left at FooterSide. Glorious gangster, gold, fake Gucci hoodie, like looking shit. I was like, bro, he's got so much money, why does he dress this bad? But now you're chilling. Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, yeah. Come along, bro. You're up, bro. You should be proud of yourself. You're actually doing all right, bro, considering. Yeah. Are you fat again or? No, I'm actually like, hello in shape now you've been grinding the the peloton well i i don't i post on my legacy chat i've got a group chat called the legacy oh the one that you used to post all the stats into until the stats went south and then he sat it off i fucking love that group chat i'm in i'm in that group chat yeah well look i was i was the one putting the little rainbow emoji why not everyone now just puts middle fingers oh sorry yeah that one as well yeah i've been through a few now yeah So obviously stats on YouTube ain't doing too well now.

37:01Chip:No, no, no, no, no. I can see the climate. No, no, no. You know what? That's World Cup tax. It's World Cup tax. I'm washed. My shit's been flopping as well. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, hopefully. My latest ones are 10 out of 10. Same, 10 out of 10. Well, not a 10 out of 10. So I've had, man, bro. Since me peacing out, bro, it's been 10 out of 10, bro. No, it hasn't. Is it still? Can we check? No, it's 10 out of 10. It's 10 out of 10, guys. It's 10 out of 10, please. Like it's a review. It's like, wow, this is a 10 out of 10. No, no, it's I'm struggling. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm struggling right now.

37:40I'm just doing.

37:40Cal:Don't worry, man. We're just getting by. He said it's not. No. It might. Mo, shut the fuck up. Okay. Do you think the internet's reaction to you leaving was what you expected it would be? or is it worth I knew it I knew it would be bad yeah yeah but holy fuck holy bro I was not ready for the heat yeah it was insane I was going nuts in my burner bro no bro it was bad bro I was there like in all corners of the internet I was getting destroyed I was there like man this you know that part of me thinking like shit maybe I should go back

38:24Chip:are you not It was a job. No, I'm sorry, guys. Please let me back in, boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, yo, let me in. Let me in. You know the meme of the American guy trying to get back in. Interstellar. Oh, you're watching myself, man. Hey. Hold up, please. JJ watching himself post that video. Wait. I won't be. 10 out of 10. There's so many. Shit. No, it'll blow over. it's you know we're getting by now man that's what it is slow and steady it's it's still there but you know i'm just because i couldn't imagine imagine like all that shit kicks off and you're like okay fine i'll take my mind off it let me just doom scroll i would always all it was bro my doom scroll was just me yeah getting shit on repeatedly i wonder if anyone's still like thinking like nah when's this forfeit shit gonna be done oh my god the amount of people that were messaging going oh is it a forfeit yeah yeah that was fucking me off and i was like you guys come on lock in people in my apartment building stopping me from getting left like can you tell me to change this shit i was like bro i was like did he actually leave i was like yeah yeah anywhere and everywhere in the street you're I'm not gonna work tomorrow.

39:45Yeah. Yeah, no, but no, I am happy for the boys. Like, if anything, I feel like they're performing better without me.

39:54Chip:Bro, you know you left. They went, did America trip. They're killing it. They're killing it. Shout out to them. I'm like, shit, bro. Remember I was holding them back. Bro, they're getting sponsors left, right, center. Man, yeah, man. How many videos ahead are you now? Oh, we about like 32 videos ahead. Fucking hell. but do not think I'll say this I don't think that's a good thing we were saying this that's too many I don't know no no no but so no but so the concepts might be evergreen but if somebody like makes a you know a fucking 6-7 joke like it's gonna come out in half a year's time we cut it out so basically now we make sure our videos are timeless so anything that involves like I don't know I was talking about the World Cup but it was like too long it happened yeah cut it out we just make sure or whether you watch it in two, three, four years' time, you can still enjoy it.

40:48Yeah, makes sense.

40:49Cal:You need to be making jokes that'll last forever. But sometimes the best ones are like... Ah, those jokes will never, ever fucking die out. Like, imagine watching like a Dave Chappelle show. Like, and you're there like... Or no, Key and Peele. Yeah, yeah, fine. Bro, they did that years ago. And you could still watch it now and be like, that's fucking hilarious. Yeah. And that's kind of where our mindset's at.

41:13Chip:so we've had videos that we filmed last year yeah yeah wait say that again so we had we had videos that we filmed and posted last year yeah and they're just picking up now oh yeah yeah like this out of nowhere like it's just just because it can be watched whenever really it doesn't really matter to be fair jj was the one that put me onto the whole dubbing stuff because he was banging on about like well you're showing me all these stats and i was like fuck i need to do this stuff and the only downside is, and I guess there'll be YouTubers and people in there. No, no, the RPM is going to suck on it, but bro, it costs a lot of fucking money.

41:49Chip:Is it with Ditto? I'm spending like over five grand a vid to get them dubbed properly.

41:55Cal:Are you dubbing it with a real person or?

41:57Chip:It's a real person. Yeah. It's a real person that does it. It's not AI.

42:00Cal:Yeah. How many languages? I don't even get that many. I think I get like seven, eight. And how much of a difference does it make?

42:06Chip:So it started really slow. And then in the last 30 days, it's really starting to pick up and then hopefully

42:14Cal:is it worth doing to all videos? or should y 'all be doing it I wouldn't go and pay five grand would you go back and do it? nah I think no point from now onwards I'll do it it's just too expensive to go back yeah what are the main languages? I think that's Spanish Spanish Hindu no yeah Hindu Hindi Hindi sorry Hindi how do you watch it back and make sure you're right though because I speak none of that shit yeah I'm trusting them what if the translator what if the translator just dropping you normally check the comments if the comments are there like yo what is this but at that point it's too late yeah yeah no no you can get replaced okay yeah yeah that's it

42:54Chip:yeah so yeah the dubbing stuff was pretty big but it's so fucking expensive but you've got you've got to think about the future with that yeah yeah like imagine you're open to going to let's say you smash it in Hindi yeah you can now go there and you're like a star. Fuck, it's the Burger Boy. How long does it take? And you can do videos there and then sponsorships and brand deals come through that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then boom.

43:22Cal:How long does it take them to do? If you send a video away to translate, you're doing five languages when you get it back.

43:27Chip:It's like a week,

43:28Cal:isn't it? So we do it, we do 12 languages.

43:31Chip:Yeah. It takes them like one to two weeks.

43:34Cal:Yeah, 12 languages

43:35Chip:taking one to two weeks. So there you go.

43:37Cal:That's not that bad. So we're trying to be, it has a lot, and then we do a lot yeah this speed been doing that for a while or is he just gone global just through football because he's i feel like he's known in every yeah i think he's done as much of that sort of thing no he doesn't do like uh videos really he just screams if you scream in a football top to a result it's gonna bang if you speed but i think yeah we speak because there's history behind it that's why it does it so well the storyline is unreal line is incredible yeah so like who do you think is the best creator in the world right now best creator in the world streamer no mr beast

44:14Chip:allowed no but i wouldn't actually say like best career he's class but i don't know if you put him at number one but him himself is no what entertaining yeah i'd probably say mark rober i've not watched him in a while so i wouldn't be able to oh he popped up always a valid shell really like his videos are so well made so entertaining and but like the type of videos where there's a purpose behind it yeah and it's like storytelling you know not not every video has to have a purpose you can just be for entertainment but like the way he does the storytelling yeah just hooks you in and then keeps you watching the whole time and just keeping that retention it's incredible bro is that like the only youtuber you watch for enjoyment um oh no my algorithm's all over the place really yeah so you'll actually like in the evening work on youtube so if i so i saw that i outs my pro car thieves yeah and he goes and steals jason jason's car jason the ween oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he goes and steals his car and then it gets broken into what so it's just like a mad story yeah yeah because people use this system to steal cars oh okay it's like it's through infrared what the fuck but it's like an infrared enhancer yeah i've seen this in the uk there was a big problem with like range rovers it was happening to loads of range rovers because yeah because if you had the keyless entry yeah then that's what this was doing it was boosting the signal and it was essentially unlocking it yeah it's kind of So the purpose of this, it's like, okay, make sure whenever you have your car keys, put it away from the door.

46:00Yeah. There's certain boxes.

46:01Chip:I think they're called Faraday, Faraday boxes. You can put them in boxes as well. Mine's just like my key's blocked now and it's just a key chain that has to be right next to the car. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Yeah. There's loads of it. There's also another thing called like a ghost system on cars. I was to mobilize. Or like you have to like do a certain combination of boxes. Yeah. To open the car. Yeah. That's kind of cool. But I borrowed my mate's car who had that and I was just messing about every day. like bro what the fuck is it oh i just put the window down three times when the volume up i don't know what to do imagine my wife's pregnant or something like

46:36who else are you watching then in the evening if you back on youtube what what what you said

46:40Chip:uh i used to watch mr ballin quite a bit oh uh true crime yeah true crime oh yes bro he was going crazy is he still doing mr ball yeah i'm pretty sure he's gotta be that was his main thing he has a really yeah he's still cooking up his song yeah 11 mil subs I didn't know

46:56Cal:it was up like that the thing is though a lot of it can be quite scary so yeah kind of the thing

47:01Chip:with true crime yeah a little every now and then like because then you have dreams about it and you're like fuck do you get bad dreams when was the last time you had a wet dream probably a few weeks ago you have you have wet dreams yeah but I sleep naked so I wake up in a mess bro oh yeah it's bad I've been waiting for it for ages. I'm like, I'm waiting. Still never had one. Still never had one. Never had a wet dream. He's a young boy. Never had one.

47:28Cal:He's only like 20 years old. No, but you're meant to have it.

47:30Chip:It's a puberty thing. It's not like a later in life thing. You're supposed to grow out of them. I don't know what you're on. Is that true? Yeah, you do grow out of them. No, you're lying. Really? You're supposed to grow out of them. No, because before you have the Alzheimer's or that. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like everything you dream of just making you fuss. Well, like for example, if I don't wank for like two, three weeks, I'm more likely to have a wet dream well that makes sense I guess it's just your body getting rid of excess nut okay

47:58Cal:I think that could be it because you can't just let it build up forever you can't, what actually happens can you just not ever get like what happens? I don't know man I reckon you honestly unlock I also think it's quite annoying when you not in your sleep because you don't get the organ I don't know. You just wake up like panicking. You wake up just wet. Yeah. And I'm like, man, I just missed out on a free orgasm. Yeah. So yeah, you're right. Look, if you abstain from sex or gooning for extended periods, may experience... No, it says masturbation. You know I don't follow that scientific shit. Periods may experience wet dreams more frequently as it's the body's primary mechanism for releasing built-up semen.

48:44Cal:Fucking get up mush. Telling you, getting rid of that excess nut. obviously okay i was just now i feel like validated man i mean don't quote me on this but i heard that um not masturbating for a long period of time increases the like something to prostate cancer yeah i've read about that as well you are meant to actually get you nothing i think at least like once a week you gotta be doing yeah once a week so it's like not just a huge build up so obviously you've got or if you wait ages

49:16Chip:you just don't last long bro like yeah that's which is just a horror one do you know what I mean

49:22Cal:you just start looking at it it starts going nah not like that not like that

49:27Chip:why have you made it weird again

49:28Cal:no I'm just saying like it's an energy thing you know like

49:31Chip:when you concentrate on something you can make it move let's talk about Dagenham and Redbridge yeah what how's Dagenham and Redbridge I mean yeah it's doing good we beat hashtag oh did you play them yep today today are you in the same league or is that like a cup thing no no two leagues now below us okay yeah but I mean yeah Spencer's team got packed in yeah shouldn't they be getting packed in anyway yeah but I mean they try to give it the big ins oh okay what was the score 2-1 okay oh so two leagues below and it's like oh we did 2-0 and then obviously we changed a few players ah you brought on the fucking kids It was a pre-season friendly.

50:12Cal:Pre-season, we'd love a bit of fun. Had the kit man up front and all that.

50:16Chip:I got a question. See, when you're doing these transfers and stuff, do you have any say in them? Not really. No, because I'm happy. I'm actually really happy to hear that. Yeah, because it's kind of just like, I'm just like supervising. That's kind of just it. Yeah. Like, I let the manager do it.

50:34Cal:Sign off a couple of things. Pretty much. It's not like I'm down like, oh, we have to get this player, this player, this player. this player i can give advice on like who i think makes sense but this guy playing for barcelona

50:47Chip:he looks pretty good we should look into it so how many how many leagues below the championship is dagnum redbridge uh so we're in the um national league south right national league south the national league then uh league two right league one championship oh shit yeah okay and you're looking to take them all the way to premier league baby that would actually be unreal i mean I think it's going to be a 10 year plus job but yeah yeah yeah it would be fucking nuts Wrexham almost did it yeah bro that would have been

51:18Cal:back to back promotions are they kind of the blueprint for it a little bit pretty much they just beat United today 1-0 I saw in that pre-season like yeah obviously we're playing like half a squad but still still we had a new signing playing who? that Andre Santos Chelsea how did he do? apparently we lost but yeah we lost what did he score? well no because we lost 1-0 we didn't even score oh shit stupid bastard yeah well yeah that's that

51:47Chip:fuck it fuck United whoa bro come on it's going to be a good season it's just winding me up though

51:53Cal:that I'm excited about really

51:55Chip:it's not a big one

51:56Cal:I think 29 is all 35 I'm very happy that we've saved money Morgan Rodgers

52:01Chip:Morgan Rodgers 117 mil to Chelsea him and Palmer doing the same selling crazy it could actually look kind of cool Or just a bit weird. Is it like, oh, yeah, I just nicked my whole thing. We're on the same team, bro, you're actually going to have to switch it up. Are they going to like rock, paper, scissors for the celebration? They flip it a coin. How's it working? Maybe this means Palmer's

52:20Cal:going to leave at some point.

52:23Chip:What? Don't you dare bring that guy that does my celly in. Yeah. I'm just saying Palmer out. Yeah, I don't know. Palmer's had a weird time. He's been injured though. He needs a new club. Yeah, that hip. No, he doesn't. This season. Good player. Good player. By the way, you're not allowed to say anything bad about Palmer in front of AB.

52:40Cal:He don't play. I'm not fault with Palmer. I think he just needs a new environment, a proper club. Okay, how about something? I'm just lying to you. Gio Pedro, Palmer. Fuck off. Or Estevez whacked Palmer in the 10. You're mad. Fuck off.

52:53Chip:Right, quick question. Cole Palmer's hanging off a cliff. Or you. Marlon. Marlon hanging off the cliff as well. Which one? You can only save one. Which one are you saving? Don't do this to him. Probably the one I've met and I know. so

53:17it's a bit but don't bring him up on the fucking pod well I guess if you go chat here by him I'll get mad

53:22Cal:it's like you know fan becomes friend that's what it was no no no we faced our next time and now the blinds are blurred between fan and friend I'm the best man at his wedding he is getting married actually isn't it oh my god

53:35Chip:Do you reckon you'll get an invite to his wedding? No. Yeah, you will, you will, you will. You never know, man. He might watch this and go, oh, shit. He don't say you will, mate. Gotta shout AB.

53:46Cal:I forgot about that guy. I wonder what he's up to. When was the last time you actually spoke to him? All the time. Bro, probably like 20 minutes ago. Say something to him now. Look down that lens and say, send a message to Marlon. No. He's had a rough time on his phone. Because tell him, stop airing your DMs. I don't.

54:06Chip:nah it's not even like that bro it's actually not like that I nearly joined Cork but I'm too busy with all this fella shit yeah when are you going to finish the other part of the video you made with me and a bunch of YouTubers I have to push it back another year I just left it so when did you start filming? two years ago so what 2024 yeah Yeah. And you want to do three years later. It's so much better the longer you leave it. And then it kind of just rolled past and I was there like, hell yeah. Is there any things you can give me because I don't know what you're on about. Okay. So I do this thing where I'm there.

54:49Chip:I asked a YouTuber's questions at one point and then I asked them the same ones in a year's time and they rewatched their things back. Yeah. But this time I've left it ages.

55:00Cal:They always do numbers. Yours is going to be mental. It's good you left. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

55:05Chip:it's gonna be the best two years of my life

55:15that's it yeah always the same people you ask or have you switched it uh sometimes i switch it up

55:20Chip:i go through some people some people as well i'm just so like not too much changing nice we'll get some new people in some up and comers um so who would you not bring back uh i need to see well the problem is nobody's seen what i've filmed in 2024 yet so i can't really reveal into it but it's a good one vidal's still got a great story though because even now he's now a british champ right um and i swear he's like absolutely smashing it and european yeah and european so in that time he's become british champ and in the other one he says some really cool shit he says some cool shit so yeah i'm excited about that yeah that's it that'll be dope um yeah just i i like these videos but the weird thing is it's so not the type of content that i make anymore but i just think it's a cool video to make so i just make it anyways i'm not asked you can whack a little food review in there somewhere yeah lunch break yeah what do you think

56:16Cal:to this yeah you can see where people's vids have like just gone bad yeah people look i mean three

56:21Chip:years as well people gonna look like they've been through the fucking wars even six weeks here you look fucked yeah i'm in a bad way right now this six weeks has taken a lot of time off yeah yeah 100 % 100 % Are you excited to go back home or Yes and no I'm excited for the World Cup to be over because my my whole body has been begging for forgiveness for like literally the last six weeks but I'm also I've had such a sick time being over here it has been like a trip of a lifetime like we were saying this in four years time you're all families and shit

56:53Cal:yeah that was the last one

56:54Chip:I'm not gonna be able to leave for six weeks and go fuck around the US for ages and make well it is in Europe so it'll be pretty easily done yeah but I won't be I can't do like a six week stint yeah that's fine it's from you mate it's at fucking normal age you'll be okay normal age it'll be normal I'll be like panicking a little bit about going back like nah I can't go back and I realise I'm like fully unemployed I got nothing to do so I'm actually quite gassed to go back and do nothing yeah we've got to go back

57:18Cal:to fucking 9 to 5 I'm about to scroll bro wait I'm about to scroll I thought you were Snapchat king oh he's fallen off so much Snapchat star what happened I took some time off

57:30Chip:I can't get messages about it yeah I took a six week break I was gonna address if anything this would be the perfect time to do the snapchat do you want me to be honest with you is because I knew both these boys would be on it and I just felt like six people snapchatting and we're also vlogging look at this fucking bastard as well he's got me on a snap fuck your snapchat fuck the guy that does your snapchat he always puts a horse he always puts a horse filter on me bro fucking little prick it's not a filler Oh, that's horrible. Now, isn't it? Nah, nah. That is horrible. You can get fired up, you can't fucking handle it.

58:06Chip:So yeah, anyway, cause we've been vlogging everything. Then if these two boys are Snapchatting as well, and then I'm Snapchatting as well, and they're like, God, you don't do it. I do. You put one a day. It just winds, you wind me up more than anyone. Cause you don't even fucking run your Snapchat. I do. It's me holding it right now. Bro, it's not like, look, This is actually just baits it out. And it's so annoying because you don't show the Snap Nation love. That fucks me up. It's not real. Your shit ain't real, bro. Your shit ain't real. You show what you're having for breakfast. Not organic.

58:35Chip:You don't mix it up, bro. What happens is I've been there. No, no, no. What happens is he does this. He does this. He goes, yeah, exactly. He goes, JJ, do two bits. Do two bits. It's not organic, that. Yo, what do you mean? I'm out here chilling with Cal Free. It's not even on Snapchat. Oh, he's a fraud. No, I got it. What's up, man?

58:54Cal:It's not real Snapstar. Look at me go. No, you're not real Snapstar, bro. No, I am. I am. You live a monetized one. Go spend time with your family. I'm doing it for free. I do it for the love of the game. I do it for free. I get no coin. Oh. Nothing.

59:10Chip:But yeah, anyways, that's, I'm glad we've addressed that and it didn't get out of hand. You barely lost your head there. No, I didn't even lose my head. But I'll be back. I'll be back as soon as I touch down back in the UK. It's just one of those things, guys. like we got so many cameras on like I don't we don't need another one yeah I hear it and I was there like I let you boys do your thing like AB Snapchat's his thing yeah like imagine I was on that as well that's his job bro that's what I mean it's not it's been nerfed to make no money anymore it's the whole spotlight shit it's fucked up my whole floor wait so what do you mean the spotlight what's happened you have to have a certain amount of views in the last 28 days on spotlight now to make good money on Snapchat why so you have to upload like TikToks yes now there's like more shit oh wait he's kicking it oh no what you're in the money spotlight i'm kidding man are you boys still sweet no no that pissed me off well i mean look don't come here and try and piss off no no but we do shorts i've always said shorts and lit i've never done a short bro it's sick but the thing is right because you've got so many subs like it doesn't matter now like they just had on but because i've like but subs don't matter no as in like subs do not matter but i want to get like the mill plaque knowing they're not from shorts no no i'd say i see it like this like we're short it's it's its own audience yeah so think of it like that so if you want to post long form you can post long form yeah yeah cool whereas the shorts it's like you want to post fun stupid things so like For example, one short that we've done and recorded is we went out in public and went up to people who were like, oh, what's the name of your ex?

1:00:51And they'd be like, oh yeah, it's Sarah. And you go, for$1, would you get a tattoo of your ex on you? And you keep going up. And it keeps going up. And it goes to a point where there's someone who did it for 1.5K. Fuck. I can't keep it. If it's you, you're gonna probably run it up.

1:01:08Chip:But the thing is, he only gives them one chance. So they say no, then they move on. I'll go to the next person and keep increasing. so they were like fuck it bro I'm trying to get paid so it literally got their hanks tattooed on the name was it a girl? no a guy did it too and it was a girl's name and where he got it on his arm? huge what? oh wait that's it? oh that's horror oh my god imagine he did it

1:01:34Cal:in front of his current missus that would be nuts Jesus is it Maya? yeah oh he can change that or something else. Oh my God, it's mayonnaise. That's mad that. But like, that's what I mean. Like, it's like, it's a fun little video. Yeah. I still think like, once I got the mil pluck, then I do shorts. I just want to know it's from actual vids and I'm never getting 10 mil so I won't be asked after that. I mean,

1:01:58Chip:I don't think it matters, man. You know, this guy used to run like his whole thing was short form content. Was it? Like TikToks. That's how you came up. Well, what was in my TikTok? Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. So I want to, now you just don't. No. I just do my YouTube vids and then whack the clips up on reels. No, you should do it all. I know I should, I should. Yeah, bro. Trust me. I don't like TikTok. It's like... Why? It's such a shit. Like reels, every reel bangs. TikTok, it's not like that. No, but it's just random. Sorry, you'll appreciate this. Check the second vid here. The black and white one.

1:02:32Oh, this is when you left. I went to Sidemen Town. I was just thinking of that. No. Wait, how was that? the Sidemen Tower.

1:02:42Chip:It is. That is, yeah. That's what everybody called it. The Sidemen Tower. Halo Tower. How do you not? They called it the Halo Tower. No, no. No, no. The Sidemen Tower. That was called Sidemen Tower. What Sidemen were in that tower? Harry, Toby, Ethan. Yeah. You were in there at one point.

1:02:59Cal:Over half. You told, yeah, shit. That wasn't even intentional, by the way. We were on the way to soccer. It was right next to the stadium. We were like, fuck it.

1:03:06Chip:On the day the big vid dropped, it's got filmed and uploaded and it banged as well someone even predicted it KSL will leave a sideman in 2026 wow wait wasn't that the day I uploaded it

1:03:21Cal:nah it wasn't it's Nostradamus again just don't click the pic in the comments he's back

1:03:30Cal:respect from an extractor fan good stuff

1:03:32Chip:you got any plans coming up for big videos then are you still spending a ridiculous amount of money on the videos or have you realized that that's actually just a way to cripple yourself financially forever damn I'm gonna keep it quiet okay but you know what's so annoying though you know what's so annoying just about that is the fact you got 34 videos we'll see this in 2027 but like it's not all just about YouTube videos okay cool stuff going on

1:04:04Cal:I'm not telling you just tell us some about you know what because evil eye yeah bro I'm starting to believe in that shit evil eye yeah bro oh fuck

1:04:13Chip:okay I believe in evil eye move in silence before I used to tell everyone all my moves yeah bro evil eye was strong the hate was strong and I was like you know what fuck this bro I'm just gonna move in silence you tell somebody like if you've got

1:04:29Cal:a really cool idea or something you want to do and you tell somebody the idea it already releases the dopamine you would get from achieving it anyway so he kind of takes away from the desire of wanting to do it does that make sense yeah

1:04:40Chip:i feel that i mean yeah i actually i'm on board with that or well my thing's not so much about the evil eye i think that if i talk too much about something that either i want to do i'm gonna do i jinx it yeah so i have that side of it which is maybe not so much like the whole evil eye thing but it's more of like a jinxing thing and i'll be like oh i'm definitely gonna do this and then something fucked will happen and it doesn't happen.

1:05:03Cal:Because God don't fuck with you.

1:05:05Chip:Oh, shit. What? That's not cool, bro. Not cool at all. Bro, first of all, what's between me and him has nothing to do with you. Fuck, I don't even... I ain't even chatting.

1:05:15Cal:You know what? I don't know why I said that. I ain't even spoken to him. Yeah. Well, it's just dashed his phone listening to this.

1:05:20Chip:Nah, Joe, don't do it, man. Nah, I actually rated that.

1:05:23Cal:Sweet, bro.

1:05:25Chip:So, nothing going on in six months, bro. Congrats. Nothing exciting. Nothing exciting is happening with my life. But you're not going to do the whole boxing. Nothing is happening. Don't do that shit. Nothing is happening. Please wrap it up. Please wrap up the boxing. There is nothing happening. No, look. Lord.

1:05:47Cal:You should go to space. There's nothing. Any more tunes? Any more tunes? Me and Randy nearly went studio the other night. Damn, that would have been lit. Yeah. We actually nearly did in Atlanta, but they're all booked up. was going to go off. Did you go Jay-Z? Nah. I'm glad I didn't because it got delayed by like... No. By the way, Randy's had the biggest stink this whole trip. I've never seen a guy take so many L's. Every flight cancelled, delayed. Hotels cancelled, fucked. Jay-Z concert, delayed by like... He's just had the worst.

1:06:16Chip:But he did get to see what people are calling one of the greatest Jay-Z concerts. Oh, bro. I'm so jealous. Although it was like five hours later. The way he brought out what? Rihanna as well? Oh, my God. Oh, my... Oh my God, it's 4-5. What the fuck? To France. Oh, we've missed a movie. Hold on a sec.

1:06:34Cal:Oh my God, we're winning 5-4.

1:06:35Chip:Wait, have we just bagged? Saka scored a hat-trick. Saka scored a hat-trick. What the fuck?

1:06:40Cal:In the last minute.

1:06:41Chip:Pen, he gave... Well, last one was a pen.

1:06:43Cal:Their goal scorer's not updated. We score an own goal. Well, it says 5-4.

1:06:48Chip:No, Dembele's just bagged. Fuck. Nine goal game. Oh, mate. You know what? This was the best England game to go to, for fuck's sake. Fuck man.

1:06:58Cal:Oh my God. A nine goal game is mental. Did Mbappe?

1:07:03Chip:Mbappe two goals. He's going to win Golden Boon. Look how easy that was. What is that challenge? What a challenge. What a challenge. What a challenge. Sorry guys. As you can imagine, we got the game on. I could have probably saved that. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. This is pitch. Tricky too. They're all just, it's a charity game, isn't it? Yeah. Nobody's. Let's just stop. Oh, God. Fuck it, man. You want to give us prediction for the final? I believe it's going to be 3-2 to Argentina. Okay, wait, hold on, boys. Watch. Sorry, I might as well, because otherwise - Wait, what, something happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:07:39Chip:There's no way frantic in the school. Yeah, watch. Are you sure something happened? Yup. Nobody's asked, nobody's moving. Five minute delay. Boom! Is it Jude? Who? Is that Jude? Yeah, that is. it's gotta be dude oh wow wow dude nah that was filthy he loves it he loves it wow six got what the fuck's going on mate

1:08:09Cal:this is like our fifa games yeah this is fuck best third place game ever uh give me a prediction

1:08:17Chip:for the final bro uh three two to argentina oh so you're going with the tweet yep okay three to Argentina Chippo what are you going for? I'm thinking like 3-1 Spain 3-1 Spain yeah I think

1:08:28Cal:Argentina get bad and send home where they belong yeah

1:08:31Chip:AB what you got? 2-1 Argentina 2-1 don't like all his Argentina love I kind of want to see the photo of Messi holding two I won't mind it that's cold or the one where he's in bed with two oh my lord but the thing is like I hate the Argentina team like all of them can get smacked up I hate them but Messi's calm surely that would be the most liked it has to be it would have to it would have to be would be a cool pick as well yeah he has to but I still don't want that so I just don't want it for Messi not for Argentina but I guess Yamal winning it would be like Messi passing the torch yeah and that photo after the baby pick of the baby pick like that's mental it is insane the story behind it is supposedly he want baby Yamal won a raffle or something like a fan thing This whole life is a simulation Scripted Fully scripted I'll tell you what's next in your script bro Some fuck shit Whoever's writing my shit Can't wait bro Get him some now Sort him out Please bro get that man You might be getting that Celine Dion bro What Alright thank you guys for watching How long have we been going for I never did.

1:09:50Chip:Oh yeah.

1:09:52Cal:All right.

1:09:53Chip:JJ, thanks for taking time out of your big schedule. I know you were supposed to be spending time with family, but you did it with us today. Really do appreciate that. Enjoy the world cup final tomorrow and I'll see you back at home. You too. Bye bye. All the best.