295. Our Producer QUITS, Calfreezy Goes to University & Crazy Alien Conspiracy…

21:02Cal:Yeah, maybe something like that. But I feel like the kids all watching would just be better. Yeah, they probably would. So. I don't know. Yeah, you would probably teach. I would teach the art of being yourself on camera. How about that? Yeah. Can get you further and then just pretend to be some fucking little gimp. Which a lot of people do, do. They really themselves. No, I hear that 110. Whereas here, what you see is what you get. Mm-hmm. I may be a little fraggle But you see me in the streets Same old fraggle bro I've not heard that lingo before Google that, fraggle I used to have a guinea pig called Fraggle You used to have a guinea pig called Fraggle?

21:45Fraggle, yeah Defo dead Yeah, he's dead

21:47Cal:Fraggle is a fictional fairy puppet creature From the 1980s television show Oh, here we go It's small Slang, slang, slang Oh, prison usage Used as a derogatory Oh, brilliant Brought a derogatory term onto the pod For a vulnerable inmate or someone with mental health oh no we were just speaking about it you did not know that's what I meant you just thought it was a funny word because if you go up hey I've been saying this my whole life no if you go up I'm pretty sure in UK slang in UK slang oh it's still the same thing shit the term comes from the colourful chaotic puppet characters in the children's TV show vulnerable vulnerable inmates can be used as a general insult occasionally used outside of prison in regional UK slang as an insult meaning for fool or silly person there you go you little fraggle I just don't know if we will keep using that Now we know what it is I've been using I This is it I won't let Google control me Big Google Big G is not sitting on my life And nerfing me No I mean I'm trying to live I'm getting my coin purse up bro I'm trying to be over incumbent Over incumbent Incumbent What does that mean?

22:53Cal:You know on Skyrim When your loadout's got too much stuff in it And you can't move You've got too much on you You're over incumbent Yeah, you remember it? Yeah, it was the worst. And you kind of start moving at like 5 % and you do got to drop some shit. And you got only premium stuff in there. Reminds me of Motherload. Most commonly used in video games. Yeah. Yeah. All right, wait, Stan, you had some games for us, bro. Let's run up some games. I like this. Do you want to do a little Premier League predictions first? Nope. I want to do that Football Tenable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I please just get, because we tried to play this in the US.

23:28Yeah. it went tits yeah could you explain to us how this works so well normally it's like if we so you have four people uh or like three people and you do three rounds and each person takes one of the tenable rounds and they got to do it all himself yeah normally there's like a captain and the captain can like button if they think something's wrong and replace with a thing and if you get like eight right you get elected through to the final so then and then whoever was at the end okay but we're just in the final already I think yeah I think the way I thought we could do it is that I've done well I did have three because of the guests but we can do two I've got one on Liverpool and I've got one on Man United I said if you each wanted to take one and I said maybe if each one you don't get come to the end of it give away£100 to the members with each one you didn't get fuck I'm such a fair weather fan though I'm such a fake fan let's go it's not a terribly hard one alright okay I'll go first we'll give it a go You can't see that, can you?

24:26I feel like Chip actually knows quite a lot of United Bowl, but it's only United Bowl, so that's why this doesn't work for it. It's the same category, but yeah, one's Man United, one's Liverpool. All right, I don't actually know that much. So I'll go Chip first. Man United's top 10 most expensive signings of all time. Ooh, this is a good one, actually. All right. And I can't button. You can't. No. I'll let him go, and then can I fill in the blanks? You can fill in the blanks if you want. But I think the£100 will still go. And could you write the ones down so we can see them? Do you want to see them?

24:59Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to write them down so we can see them.

25:01Cal:And I've got to... So I've just got to get three. No, you've got to get all 10. All right. Where can I... Wherever one you don't get is£100 a load of members. All right. Okay. So start however much you will. Have you got a list? Are you going to tell me where they're going? I'll tell you how much as well. Cool. So I can start now? Yep. Paul Pogba,€105 million. Wow. Number one. Is that£89 million? Well, he's the most expensive player. Yeah. Yeah, poor Pogba. Oh, wow. We've never spent over 100 million pounds on a player. Number one. Number two. Lukaku? Lukaku is on there. Number five. Okay. And prize for Lukaku?

25:4084.7 million pound euros.

25:43Cal:Have you adjusted this for inflation? I haven't. Because if I did, Pogba would be about 300 million. By the way, why are you doing this in euros? It's confusing me. I just got it in euros. All right. Jadon Sancho Jadon Sancho is number four with 85 million euros 85 wow just a little like 300k more um right this is a yeah the euros part of this is kind of screwing up a little bit no it doesn't matter because it's just the price isn't it yeah the number doesn't make a difference yeah no it's just I'm trying to remember now just bump it up by like a certain amount um wow I'm trying to I'm actually struggling here there's a there's an element of pressure that makes you kind of forget yeah for sure I mean I don't know why like they're obviously really easy answers and then you're just gonna be like oh you're an idiot you got this though um so I'm trying I know I know a transfer but it's in pounds and I'm trying to think if it would come just gotta remember you don't need to get to you still got 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 here to get yeah so just chuck it out you also don't have to give me the price you just give me the price yeah I'm just trying to think they're all gonna be recent times because the transfer market went more fucked didn't it I don't know Paul Bogbo's 2016 mate we got 2016 2017 in there 2021 who've we spent fucking too much money on i tell you i know exactly you fucking spent too much money on there's a few absolute oh of course anthony yeah i'm sorry how could i forget anthony number two yeah that's mental by the way not 90 million quid or something yeah yeah that was wild back then as well is d maria on here great shout d maria number nine I thought you might not maybe potentially build one of the harder ones but yeah no fair enough 75 million pounds okay what's 75 million euros in pounds in euros about 65 million quid 65 yeah okay cool right so I don't think this guy's on there then oh getting into the stages where I'm kind of just going blank now trying to think of players most of the most of these ones are pretty recent I'd say yeah the other even just think about the current team Yeah.

27:55Cal:Ooh. Boom. Are we thinking the same guy? We are. Sesko? Yeah, boy. Benjamin Sesko is on the list. 76.5 million. Even Sesko being in there is a bit mental, isn't it? Yeah. Got another two players here. No, they're not going to be in it. You get three lives as well. They're not going to be in it. they're not going to be they both cost a similar amount and there's just no way they were that much I think the bottom is probably about 55 to 60 million quid I think that's going to be your number 10 number roughly around there is there a goalkeeper in this? no you can't ask that oh I can't yeah because you get three lives anyway you get three lives you get three lives I feel like Ohnana was quite he's one of the most expensive Premier League goalkeepers ever yeah he's like number five but I'm not sure if he makes it here check it out you've got three lives fuck it Onana not on the list nope cool can you say what he was for as in what Onana was I think he was like 55-60 million quid I'm not giving you that because that gives you a price or I can't or maybe it was in yours I don't know alright so we're missing number three so somebody cost between 85 and 95 million it's going to be really obvious and I'm going to end up hating myself for it yeah you are going to is it a bait one yes Dan obviously it is at that price It's a really obvious one.

29:21It's got to be Harry Maguire. Harry Maguire, number three. Oh my God, he was number three. He was like 70 million pounds. Oh my God.

29:30Cal:What a shout that chip off. All right, what we're missing. Six is between 76 to 84. I'm just trying to think because most of our big signings are always fucking like, just end up being a bit crap. Now I think once, actually, yeah, that number six is going to be like a what? An 80 million euros. so like 70 million quid again 70 million quid who's cost 70 million quid in recent times have we signed 65, 70 in recent times have we signed anyone for that kind of pee definitely yeah I'm just trying to think just trying to jog my memory

30:11Cal:in my head I'm thinking maybe I've got a guy here but I don't know if we actually spent that much on him I don't think we did no I'm not gonna go for it nah cause I don't wanna waste that I think that would be a complete burn of a thing trying to think of fallbacks have you got anyone in your head do you think you got a name here I've got a name but I just know he came on big wages and that was a lot of the talk and I remember put it this way I remember the announcement video is it not him you're thinking of the big dog Who? The big big dog You can say it and it doesn't count Yeah you can just Are you thinking of Ronaldo?

30:54Cal:No Are you thinking of Casemiro? No Oh you're thinking of Sanchez? Yeah Nah Nah I just remember the wages It wasn't a lot It wasn't a lot The wages were just a lot

31:09Chuck some names out there You've got three spots to get in Yeah I need to start chucking some names out

31:18Cal:there is one there's a player here and I can't get the name and it's like sat there and it's really pissing me off like it's really winding me up

31:32wait yeah I've just thought of a name here have you yeah I think I'm gonna get it wait I'll mouth it to Stan see if he can get it

31:44Cal:no he's not not on the list oh who are you thinking bro i was thinking mason mount that's who i was thinking but i just had a feeling it wasn't him i think it was too cheap it was too cheap it was like a okay this is oh yeah you got it yeah you got it yeah nah i got one you've got one for sure. I'm quite confident. Yeah. Park. No, man. In the current team. In the current team. I'll give you the current squad. All the ones left the last three years. What'd you say? All the last ones left the last three years. Oh my God. So I'm missing like really obvious ones here. It's mental. I just can't get these fake fan.

32:30Cal:I don't know. You got most of them. Seven of the 10. That's awesome names here, Chip. Yeah. All right. Okay. so now that you at least give me that clue at least give me a couple more minutes let me try and figure this out you've just fought a bit current squad as well oh my god this is mental how I can't think

32:50Cal:so it's not in Burmo is it? is that an answer? you're going to have to shoot your shot in the line I'll just shoot my shot I don't think it is because I think it was too deep Brian and Burmo is on the list. Number eight, 75 million pounds from Brentford. There you go. That should lead you into the next one. That should lead me to the next one. Cunha's on the list. But I had both of these names earlier and I was like, I think they were a bit under this. This is what I mean about the Euros thing. It's fucked me up. No, it doesn't make a difference. No, it does because I'm thinking in pounds and pounds.

33:29Cal:It's like 10 % difference. Didn't want to waste my lives. You're locking Cunha in? It could have been it. Yeah, you're locking Cunha. 75 there were similar prices I'll go for it is he on the list? number 10 number 10 that leaves number 6 number 6 left I've got one person in mind but then when you said last 2 years I don't know if it was the last 3 years actually right so I've got all of them besides 1 here come on man I can need to do this lock in I think I've got it Hoyland the complete the tenable Rasmus Hoyland is on the list at number six. Go on, Chip. You got all 10. Was that a good performance?

34:16You know what? The Di Maria one and the Hoyland one, I thought that's good. Hoyland could have got lost in the memory just because of...

34:22Cal:I only got one wrong. What was my one wrong? No, you got two wrong, did you? You got Inanna wrong, yeah. And then you asked the Mount one, which is a bit cheeky. Yeah, what was Mount? I wasn't going to say him anyway, if it makes you feel better. No, you weren't. Not on the list. Because I thought, I think Mount was about 50 mil. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe a little bit. I didn't think he had long on his Chelsea. Fuck, so I've got to get all 10 Liverpool. Because I remember United fans thinking we got a decent deal at the time. So yeah, now, you're a... Maybe we did. Maybe we'll come true. Is it the same thing?

34:51I hope so. Top 10 Liverpool most expensive signings of all time. All right. We'll take Izak. Izak is number one. We'll take Wirtz.

35:02Cal:Wirtz. Is this the same thing but for Liverpool same thing just for Liverpool yeah Isak is on the list Florian Verts is on the list we will take Van Dijk Van Dijk is I mean yeah pretty obvious he's on the list you spend a lot on players holy crap at number five though Van Dijk yeah could it get Sobersly see look at yours bro it's in pounds fucking joke oh yeah it's giving you both heads on the chopping block here Stan not that it matters anymore yeah he's free he's free man hang on yeah go on don't worry about what else you got I'm at him mate what else you thinking Saba Saga yeah on the list number 7 for Liverpool 60 million quid 60 million squids what about Cocky Boo Check ho it's niche bro super niche that one just initials what do you want about

36:08um so I said Sobber Sly I think we got Frimpong cheap we got Koke's cheap just going to the current oh that our new keeper Mamedashvili who's cheap as well Strikewise oh Nunes yes Darwin Nunes Darwin Nunes Number four.

36:33Cal:Oh, number four. Who's number three? Yeah, big boy money. 73 million pounds. What do you pay 80 million quid for? Oh, come on, bro. There's a name here, man. Yeah. Yeah? Like that. Yeah? Yeah? Salah was cheap. You're doing a good job, though. You got five already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But those are like the ones that you could just, you know the ones you can play. Yeah, when you can get unwrapped. Okay, fair enough. And now I've got to start digging into the pit. There is one here. adjusted for inflation Andy Carroll. I watched him play yesterday. Huh? I was at the Dagenham game. Oh, did you go to it?

37:09Yeah, JJ. Supposedly they beat the league above. No, they lost 2-1. Oh, okay. He said they played really well, maybe. They did not play really well. They were crap.

37:21Cal:Yo, whoa, whoa. Get off the Google. No, no, no. Just no. By the way, though, it was funny to see Andy Carroll because like he is just still leagues above everyone. Oh, is he actually? Yeah. Like not as physically, like running he's like Ronaldo pause I'm in a zone we'll come back come back that was cool sorry we will come back to that that wasn't a disrespectful thing I just need to lock in shocking so you got three you got six you've got seven and you've got eight and nine and ten to go the hard ones are the ones at the bottom yeah I will say this might be a little you think this is quite difficult yeah I don't know I think you've you would have got the knowledge okay whether you can dig it out really whether I can pull it out of the bag yeah that's the that's the big question

38:07smarter signings than the Man United ones I will say you say smarter signings than the United ones some of the money getting chucked about soft at the Man United I mean that top that two three and four Anthony Maguire Sancho

38:18Cal:yeah United that United list is some fucking yeah like you see the thing is we actually what sticks in my mind is what we sell people for like we had we don't sell them for good money Diaz went for a fair bit I think what did Mane went to Saudi for decent money I think we just let Sancho but I don't think we signed any of them for Luis Diaz is the only one that makes me think but even then I don't think I think Luis Diaz could be but he might be low on the list low on the list got three lives I don't know actually man I don't think so when you signed him he would have been like 24, 5 because he's old now isn't he oldish I don't know he's older yeah because I just think about like who who moved on.

38:59Trent was obviously Academy.

39:01Cal:There's a more recent name. Trent went on a free. There's a more recent name. Yeah, I feel like number three I need to be getting. Is it number three? I don't know if I've got number three. 90 mil. Who do we spend 90 mil on? Oh, wait. Is Naby Cater in this? Are you looking that in? Yeah. Great shout. Naby Cater number nine on the list. Oh, it's nice getting the low ones because I think those are the difficult ones, to be honest. 52 mil oh it could be anybody in that 10 spot then yeah because there was that period where we signed Van Dijk, Mane oh I've got another name and Salah I've got a couple I've got like three names in my head I think and at least one or two maybe even all three could be really I'm thinking I am thinking more recent times fuck like Fabinho I don't Fabinho would have been interesting when he came from was he not part of that Monaco team.

39:59Yeah, he was. I'm pretty sure. And I feel like they got raided. Do you know what? I'm going to go with Fabinho. I'm going to go with Fabinho. Because I feel like Monaco got a lot of money for their players at that time. Maybe. Maybe this is one. Maybe this is like 10 or 8. No. Fuck.

40:16Cal:One life down. I'm thinking more recent than that anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That last window. Number three. If one of them could be number three, I think it's bad if he is number three. I feel like he's not the guy I'm thinking of Jeremy Jacket wow fair enough I did not think you'd get that one number 8 wow how much for he hasn't even played a game for us yet I don't think I literally just signed this transfer window I'm pretty sure 55-60 million pounds wow that was a really good shot I'm going to be honest that was one I thought you might struggle over but okay because I was going to say another centre back go on then but I now think that we might I think we did get him cheap he was from Italy this isn't me locking in but there's Leone who we signed and then his ACL went but or is something broke something broke I just don't I remember people thinking like, oh, that's a fair that's a to be honest, you've only got one player here now between 75 and 60 mil.

41:34Cal:So whoever you're thinking about. Yeah, but I don't think I think we paid like four. But he could be 10th. Is there another center back? You got three, six and ten. I need to be getting three man.

41:50I can't wait for Bradley Barcola to be on here but

41:53Cal:I'm not gonna lie I think I I think it's an obvious name in it 3's an obvious name I'm drawing a blank yeah yeah yeah I'm drawing a fucking blank for you it is I'm drawing a blank I think I know it is but I don't know if I'm right but the thing is oh I don't know the player I'm thinking of he can't be number 10 but I don't I think he might have just scraped number 3 I don't know man I don't know I actually think I might be wrong now because I just don't think this guy went for more than that 73 million quid. We had Henderson. Stanley, you look away. We had... We had... We had Henderson. I can't see you enough.

42:36We had Wijnaldum. Origi. Text me. I can't read this. But these were all just like almost like cheap ballers.

42:47Cal:You got to think of that recent times, bro. Them recent times. I know. I know. but we went, I'm sorry, we signed so many people in a short period of time. This is a, this is a horror blank. This, I swear we got Gakpo. Wow. Guy, I'm thinking of is not it. Fair enough. Okay. So I'm with you on this. I don't know who the three is, man. Gakpo, I swear we, but we better have got him on cheap. I thought Gakpo was on the list. Yeah. I think we got him too cheap. And also, but why did you say that? No, because I wasn't, I said we got him too cheap. I said we got him too cheap. Giving it away. Um, I did just give that word yeah that's who I thought might have been number three by the way the number three Thogakpo I just remember United being in for him as well and that's why I was like there's no way he went for more than 70 minutes but then I was like maybe 10th I think I still have like two names from 10 though yeah I just don't want to give it away I need some names here Kyle I know all I can say is the names I'm thinking of and like more reason I'm going to go mad when you lot tell me because i'm not gonna get all 10 so six between why don't you try and just recount like recent transfer windows i know it's hard bro i feel like we went kind of ham in the last it's normally like there's normally like three or four transfers in the main window right nah but recently we've been going mad like we went for the kirk as we got frimpong kirkas maybe i remember paying a lot for a fullback i feel like you've bought an expensive fallback yeah because he did i think i think we got like 35 mil and then i think we spent like 50 mil i think kirk has 10 is prem knocking it in yeah you have one life remaining no that's what i thought it was i swear he spent a lot i thought it was kirkas i think he was like a 30 mil no no he could more he wasn't he was more yeah kirkas and fring pong i was thinking them fring pong was cheap yeah Canate maybe but I don't think I think that was a long time I don't think we would have spent 40 million pounds actually Kerkers Kerkers fuck oh so we went miles off Canate not a bad show no striker we had Firmino where did Firmino I think he was he played for a German side I forget it's the sort of he played for missing out on like third we're looking at like an 80 million pound player here yeah an 80 to 90 million pound player who the fuck is that oh i nailed it hoffenheim what's that uh for me no place hoffenheim hoffenheim that's it i'm trying to think of like who you've had over the years like who's who's been cutting about i think it three bro it's an 80 million pound player this is a big fucking player for us to sign i'm getting annoyed now who plays on the left for you you got Gakpo and are these recent signings like you gave Chip that one I'll give you three as recent yes bro that's the kind of money you spend on a forward bro 80 mil well we spend that on a defender though as well but I don't think it's any of the defense isn't Van Dijk the most expensive then centre mid who do we have in there are we missing he was yes where he was cheap from Bayern He wasn't expensive, was he?

46:11Cal:He wasn't expensive McAllister from Brighton McAllister No, what, for free? No, wait, wait, wait, no Why do I feel like, no, we got him for cheap I feel like everybody went, oh, whoa That's a really good price for McAllister Yeah, I'm not locking that in McAllister in there Unless he was like 10 and he's like 45 mil He wasn't, he was cheaper than that, I think I think he was in the 30s He's cheap Oh, bro, I might have to tap No, you can't tap out No, because I want to crack on with the pod, bro Just throw me some names, man and we can cut the losses Alright, tell us is it a midfielder, man? No Striker?

46:50Yes

46:51Cal:Fucking hell, it's a striker but alright, you gotta get it now Firmino Firmino weren't Tinkerson just like is this number three? Firmino, but It's the number three, right So, okay, you've got a striker more than 73 million pounds like you've got to be naming someone here Number ten is also a forward Oh, Ekutiki Oh my God. Oh,

47:20that's bad.

47:23Cal:That is really bad. Our top three all in one window. All right. 10, 10 is also forward, but yeah, it's going to be for under 50. It's going to be like 40. It'll be for me. You know that? Yeah. Locker 9. Fuck it. I want off this game. Yeah, you want off this game? Because you are off this game. Not for me, no. So who's 6 and 10? So number 6 was your beloved Brazilian goalkeeper. Alison, of course. We paid a fortune for it. 65 million pounds from Roma. Yeah. Number 10. You did say him already. Luis Diaz. It was Luis Diaz. What did he go for? He was 42 million pounds. Oh, wow. So it actually was...

48:04Cal:Oh, Kerkers was 40. we were close he was probably 11th then yeah yeah he was alright damn that game that's that Eka TK won I knew there was one there that game's really fun you probably have to cut it up because we took so long on it but that is quite a fun game I've got an awesome one as well I've never really played that properly before oh man can I finish my Andy Carroll bit oh yeah go for it you went to watch Andy Carroll I was surprised he was playing because I think he's he's like a player manager right for Daganham but like generally the level is just crazy like some of the they were putting balls up to him and he was just touching them down winning headers every time technical ability is actually a joke when you know even after all this time of like not playing at that level you know when you say like you compare it to like you compare like Sunday League to Premier League like having somebody who is like probably like League One and obviously Premier League footballer in that sort of level you can just tell the difference because the tech is just crazy it's like you always never think like oh if he goes down there he'll will he wipe it will he do really well and then you look at the ability he doesn't even have to get around the pitch that much the technical ability is crazy it's quite an eye opener to the fact of how good these Premier League footballers actually are yeah there's actually such a big gap isn't there when we like slate them on a daily and call them shit it's part of the game you just gotta do it a National League game and like Andy Carroll just plucking shit out of the sky and stuff it's like yeah that's a joke yeah I saw Jeju was there yeah I didn't think he'd be there I obviously misread his his Insta story yeah they lost 2-1 they were crap yo it's LeBron wait were they shit It was shit.

49:35What? They were playing, to be fair, they were playing Boreham Wood, who probably should win the League Above as well, yeah. Okay. They were in the playoff final last year and they were just knocking it about, like, no one's business. It did score, though. So, that was good. Yeah. We're going to play a game where we have to guess the movie based off of a terribly described plot. Okay. Okay? So, the first one is, a lot of people take the ice bucket challenge, it doesn't end well. And then, those are the options. These are the options down below here.

50:04Cal:A lot of people take the Ice Pocket Challenge And it doesn't end well But this one's pretty

50:13I've got it A Nightmare on Elm Street Is it 2012? Oh I'm thinking Titanic Oh yeah Titanic's at the bottom It's gotta be that What's 2012? What movie's that? At the end of the year Liam Neeson will find someone and he will kill them oh that's taken on the left

50:36Cal:that's not even badly described poor young man with mental health problems only wants to see his sister but everyone's against him

50:47Cal:poor young man only wants to see his sister is it Pocahontas see there's like two movies I've not seen on here and it's 12 Angry Men and Pocahontas

51:00poor young man Okay, so there's a young man in here. And I don't remember. Beauty and the Beast. No. Elf. Finding Nemo. Is it Finding Nemo? No. No, because he's also a son.

51:15Cal:Is it Nightmare on Elm Street? Is that what it is? Oh, is it? No, sorry. Is it Halloween? It could be Halloween. Oh, I don't know. I need you to look in here. I'm just trying to think of all plots. Halloween is... Michael Myers is a young man who's got mental health problems who think he kills his sister so I don't think it'll be that I don't know it's a terribly described plot if you're doing it like that everyone's against him because maybe he's trying to kill her I don't know, I'm trying to think of anything that involves a sister a poor young man it's not Lord of the Rings, it's not the Martian it's not Mr.

51:54Cal:and Mrs. Smith there's actually a few that I haven't seen It's not the notebook. Go with Halloween. Go on. Okay, cool. Strangers sit in a room and shout profanities at each other. Twelve angry men, is it? That sounds about right. Yeah, go on. Depressed widowed father teams up with mentally challenged female to find his son. Depressed widowed father teams up with mentally challenged female to find his son. This is easy. this is easy is it just think about the last bit oh finding Nemo good story yet again vast sums of taxpayers money are spent getting Matt Damon back from somewhere shouldn't be anyway the Martian for sure immigrant adoptee is repatriated to country of birth experiences culture shock and prejudice is it Pocahontas oh it could be yeah I'm pretty sure she's oh is it Mulan we've moved on so next you can come back oh we got it wrong oh we got it wrong a woman kidnapped by a monster also a teapot sings Beauty and the Beast yeah light work for you bro thank group spends nine hours returning jewellery hold on oh yeah I've got it you've got it I'm looking for the films and I'm not sure is it Lord of the Rings that's all I think yeah yeah yeah yeah well done Stan is to bring in it girl has to pretend she's a man to be taken seriously fuck's sake alright now now could this potentially be um is this Pocahontas or Mulan is it one of those there is a couple more I haven't seen is it the sound of music I don't know no I don't think it is I don't know man I think it could be either Mulan or Pocahontas Do you want to just send one?

53:57I don't By the way I've never watched these I can't

54:00Cal:I have and I can't I've watched Rewind But I just can't remember Like it's one we watched Oh shit we got a timer by the way Oh crap Oh yeah but Yo we need to go We need to move Poke on this Fuck A story that ends despite its title The never ending story That's easy Bullied kid with birth defects Go on you gotta read it out for the Bullied kid with birth defects Proves people are only nice to you When they need something or is it Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer? Yes. Nice. A couple's marriage gets so complicated that they end up trying to kill each other. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Divorced father kills senior citizen, steals his identity.

54:38What the fuck?

54:40Cal:Divorced. Is that Captain America? Divorced father? No, he's not. He's not. Divorced father. Right, it's not elf.

54:54Is it Inception? That would be something. No. No, because that's a time thing.

54:59Cal:Nightmare on Elm Street 2012. Is it 2012? Have we watched that? It's not 2012. I've watched it. I think. It's not Elf. Pocahontas. See, so I mean, it could be Pocahontas on Mulan now. You lot just keep saying that, man. You're doing my fucking head. Yeah, but these ones aren't matching. I think you've got to go Mulan. Oh, but it kills senior citizen, steals his identity. Is that actually Mulan? We've got to go. I don't know. But it's not the other one. Lunatic lures children Willy Wonka Teenager undergoes extreme body Modification to get a man What? Is this the little mum? It might be Yeah, yeah, yeah, because she changes, doesn't she?

55:37Yeah Indigenous teen finds Interracial romance as Europeans Bring disease and violence

55:44Cal:To her land Is this Polkontas or Mulan? It's gotta be either one Yes, finally older sister ruins younger sister's chance to be on a nationally televised game show hunger games a wisecracking boiler technician teaches high school students to believe in their dreams i know this one go on then nightmare on elm street yeah wow man builds a house for a very forgetful girl oh girl girl very forget uh either notebook or twilight not seen either notebook notebook notebook notebook a love triangle between 18 year old girl a hundred year old guy and a dog the Santa Claus no Mulan fuck it no singing nun sound of music yeah yeah yeah singing nun as soon as you see that scrawny man gets big punches German takes long nap Captain America 2012 a movie about the earth has already ended 2012 Leonardo DiCaprio gets too caught up in his dreams inception use them alright so which ones so we only got oh we got Elf and Twilight wrong by the way wait how did we get Elf how did we get Elf and Twilight wrong here we go I can see which ones are which

57:04Cal:Immigrant adoptee is a perfect... Oh, yeah, because he gets taken to... Yeah. Doesn't he? Just didn't come to mind that. Okay, it was the immigrant adoptee one that was Elf. Girl has to pretend she's a man to be taken seriously. That was either Pocahontas or Mulan. We went for the wrong one. We went Pocahontas when it was Mulan. That was 50-50 for us. I think we did... People don't want to hear us review our... Well, look, I think we did all right there, guys. I reckon some people, some listeners probably did a little bit better, but it is what it is. We only got four wrong. That's not bad, bro.

57:34Cal:That is not bad at all. That's quite fun. I'm going to play that at home. Of course you are, you fucking nerd. On my own. It's good to polish up, you know. Oh, big day. It's a big day. Spider-Man. It's a brand new day. Oh, boy. Oh, because I will be there tonight. Right, seeing it tonight. 9.15 p.m. We have a question. A moral dilemma that I have stumbled across as of last night. So I've got to put that on my sock. You know the draw. A moral dilemma. A moral dilemma. Yesterday I went to go and book The cinema for today To go and watch this movie Spider-Man Say it with your fucking chest bro You're going to watch it He's going to watch it early previews On his own by the way So Such a hater But he's going to Oh my god That's crazy as well Deep down I'm trying to snap Pad my letterbox It's actually mental How you like hate it But you're going to watch it Yeah because I want to be able to tell you How shit it is Right so the moral dilemma is not to do with that the moral dilemma is there's only two seats available and they are supposed to be reserved for the carer of the person in the wheelchair right it lets you book it on the app right so i went to book the actual wheelchair seat because i was like let me just see if you can do that or if you need to like show some like wheelchair proof or whatever and it clicked it and it was just like just so you know you're booking a wheelchair space so i'll say like i'll stand for the fucking thing i've been sitting around too much anyways then i thought no that's fucked you're not standing up it's a seat next to the wheelchair seats no no i know but i can book the wheelchair seat and just stand in the space well i saw instagram real last night of someone booking the wheelchair space just going getting a wheelchair and just taking it.

59:25Like, if it was like a Christopher Nolan film and I really wanted to see it, I'd stoop that low. Listen, if it's... For Spider-Dog, I'm not doing it.

59:32Cal:If it's the very last minute, if it's the very last minute and the film is about to screen and it's not booked up, why not? What's the consensus? Because there is a free space. And I've said I'm willing to stand to watch this movie. You're willing to stand to watch Spice? It's two and a half hours. Long as Spider-Man. No Spider-Man ever needs to be two and a half hours long. Cause these days they don't even have that attention span. What are they playing at? Anyways, there are two seats next to the wheelchair one, but they have like a little sign there. Like this is for the carers. But when you go to click and book it, it doesn't tell you that you can't do it.

1:00:12I can just go and book that.

1:00:14Cal:Hmm. They know us at that. Every man though, the good guys, a good guys and girls. Is that a good or a bad thing? They might look, down and you're like why the fuck have you bought the disability spot bro no but it's not the disability spot or the carer of the the yeah the carer spot i i think i think that the idea of doing it right at the last minute like literally if there's like 10 minutes to go five minutes to go and you book it yeah and if not like it's still i think that's gotta be fair meddling in gray areas but i think there might you might be last minute booking and i take one of the care response i'm sweet if it's like i'm talking a couple minutes before before i'll just camp outside as long as that chance of a wheelchair user rocking up and yeah as long as you're not taking it from them I think it might be free game I think you're alright I hear that if a wheelchair person rocks up and they go fuck let me tell you let me tell you about one of the worst things that could ever happen in the world you've gone to the toilet it's a cubicle but it's a disability cubicle so one of them toilets where you're in there you're having to poop but you can see below the bottom and the top because it's like a cubicle within the bigger toilet

1:01:25Bro why did you make it sound like he needs No No that was the wheel squeaking No no no I gathered that I was just wondering why Why is it squeaking like I've never heard that From a wheelchair

1:01:38Cal:Because I can't make a smooth wheelchair I'm trying to tell a story here It's a fast wheelchair Why would he be going that fast Because he needs a shitmate Alright so he's coming He's wielding something He's skirting Hit the brakes and you just see at the bottom The chair And he's banging on the door I need the toilet I'd crawl out the toilet I think that's the only way to get out of that situation What? To present to be disabled? I think so because I think walking out On both legs is pretty fucked. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Can I ask this actually? Are we technically like meant to be because everyone does it.

1:02:30Cal:Everyone uses disabled toilet when the toilet is free or whatnot. Most of the time it's always free. Yeah. Are we allowed to be doing that? Like is it, is that a gray area? That's definitely a gray area because I don't, there is a single person. I think you're right. Like my worst nightmare is opening that door. That is a really, because you feel so bad. and seeing, oh God forbid there's a queue of wheelchairs. That's even worse. But that's so rare. I've never had that before. Yes, you can use an accessible toilet if you're not disabled. Okay, so we're not actually doing anything wrong there. You should avoid doing so unless other standard facilities are full.

1:03:01Yeah, so this is... I think that's what most people do, though. If the main one's full, you just got a disabled one. Yeah. They get a lot of space in there, by the way.

1:03:08Cal:I actively avoid using disabled toilets because I get scared that that situation is going to happen to me. I saw a video of it on Twitter. It wasn't a video, actually. It was a picture. And it was just said, I fucked up. And it was just a picture of a wheelchair waiting outside the disabled toilet. So I was like, no, because you come out of there feeling shame. You got to apologize. You got to be like, yo. That's the thing, bro. I think you just have to say, if somebody gives you shit, you just say, not all disabilities are visible. You can't be pulling out of line. I think you have to, because it's true.

1:03:44It is true.

1:03:45Cal:But you don't have one. I'll be honest with you personally, Chip It's just I'm diagnosed for you I understand that There may be something going on Damn, my legs are skinny right now I did leg day last night though That's what I flexed at We defo got a bunch of disabled people Watching our shit 100 % So if you are watching our shit And you're disabled What's your take on it? Can you give us a moral steer on this? Let us know Because we're trying to find We're trying to be guided by the correct light here Yeah, and you're the only light here like the fact that if there is nothing free and you take it like the obviously it's such a it's just a chance okay well what about if there was one free but it was kind of in between because that's you know that's also a tactical what do you mean one free but it was in between cubicles yeah two people doing their thing on either side for going down the middles why no i'm not i'm not taking the middle one there's something sweet about being surrounded by like two guys just...

1:04:46Cal:Brotherhood. Yeah. You're all lined up. Like you're about to get shot, but instead you just drop it in Duke.

1:04:57Cal:Is that the type of stuff you're on? Those ones? I love it. Droplets. I haven't had a solid shit in years. I'll be honest. When I was in the US, it was bad. Yeah, it was bad. I don't even want to think about it. The food over there was horrible, man. Yeah, absolutely. It messed my stomach up. Not horrible tasting, but like it's, it was very, um, it's all very salty and we're not used to it. I can't, I honestly, I know our food shit as well, or regarded as shit, but I just couldn't act it. Feels fresh here at least. I couldn't act it. All the drinks have got more sugar in them. Like you want to enjoy a fizzy drink and you just like got an extra 30 % sugar in it.

1:05:36Cal:More than that, double the sugar. Yeah, it does taste sweet. Also bottles are bigger, cans are bigger. let me let me raise another point actually coca-cola have just released in the uk and i saw it and i took a picture of it for you the big one they've released a 500 million can i've seen this is it the is it the premier league one yeah uh you've seen that one yeah uh it might be actually yeah so my missus brought that back i got a question my missus brought that back this one whacked it in the fridge yep i've gone whoa what is that that's massive super fan can it was yeah pulled it out I was like this is sick Prem one I'll have that she goes no that's mine and I was there like well you're obviously not a super fan why have you bought this was it an original coke diet that's the stuff I'm on though I've seen the zero sugar and then it kicked off and I'm there like you're not even part of our whole shit like this is a football yeah but like they're obviously testing the 500ml can now which is bad yeah it is bad it's not good because I prefer out of a can.

1:06:38Yeah.

1:06:39Cal:And now they've got the can the same size as the bottle. That's just bad because now you're just going to be drinking. Like this is going to be like 55 grams of sugar in that probably. You have a big problem as well because you'll, for example, with that coffee there, you'll order, you'll get a large and you'll nurse it the whole day. So you're going to now do that with these cans. Can't do that with a cold dog. It goes flat, don't it? You can't warm it back up. Yeah, but warm it back up. I warm my coffee back up, man. Do you actually? Also, I finished this. Look. That's rare for you though. be honest that is rare oh yeah slurp you know that nah it's got like 50 grams of sugar in it just cause oh it's gonna fuck up the fucking environment bro let's talk about that for a minute let's talk about the the fuck shit in the world got some got some good news for you yeah in August Fast and Furious back in the cinemas the first one oh the first one okay nice they need to put I don't know why but it's back in the cinemas it might be an anniversary back in.

1:07:36Put Tokyo Drift back in.

1:07:37Cal:I saw something yesterday about Tokyo Drift about how Vin Diesel did his cameo at the end of Tokyo Drift because they thought that the series was going to eventually be going straight to DVD because it might have been dying out. So he did this cameo as long as they gave him the rights to a film franchise called Riddick. Do you know what it is? Yeah, I know Riddick. And did they give him that? Yeah. Yeah, and he did that? Yeah. Sick. Interesting, man. Actually, I don't know if that is interesting or if I've just come up with crap. I'll be honest. I don't think anybody gave a fine fuck about what you just said there.

1:08:14That's fair enough. I used to fuck with them films, man. What, Riddick or Fast and Furious? Chronicles of Riddick.

1:08:20Cal:Fast and Furious. Pitch Black. I still fuck with that. To be fair, I haven't seen like the last three. All right. Yeah, that's because you're saving it to do a 24-hour marathon. That's why I rate you. That's true. Has Fast and Furious ended yet? We're still waiting on one more, right? Big question. Yeah. how many movies in a rock could you in a row could you watch with the rock with the rock he has to be the main character how many movies in a row could you watch before you tap out that's a tough question because it's hard to watch multiple movies in a row no matter what they are nah mate you're getting money for every single one how much am I getting you're just getting money bro how much could you watch before you have to tap out it's a challenge you're watching it's the rock challenge How many rock main character movies could you watch Before you have to tap out In a row, back to back Maybe five He's got the Smashing Machine That's what I mean, he's got the Smashing Machine Apparently it's good, I haven't seen that I could watch maybe one Fast and Furious Could maybe watch What is it?

1:09:25Cal:Moana Trying to think, trying to give a little bit of diversity here You know what I mean I could maybe watch a little bit of an old school movie Like fucking Is he the main character in that? Is it not Kevin Hart? Nah he's one of the main characters No He's got to be the lead role, lead actor There's that one about him in ice hockey And he becomes a tooth fairy He probably has an okay Catalogue there I think I could get through 8 in it raw 7 Nah I could get through 5 I'm tapping out 5 what's the rock's next movie because apparently he wanted to he started to try and go down a little bit more of an actual like more roles new roles where he's actually like going out of his usual playing himself kind of vibe I want to see what he's got coming up I want to see him in another action movie where he flips a fucking car no I've heard about the lizard one lizard music directed by Benny Safdie which is he's clearly pivoted you know what he's watched our pod do you know who Benny Safdie is in The Odyssey.

1:10:31Cal:A Meg-nonon. Yeah. Which is meant... A Men-non. A Meg-nonon-non. Because when you see Benny Safdie and then you think of that character... You don't think of that at all. It's not the right... But you know what was weird is supposedly they filmed the A Meg-nonon scenes twice. One was with him and the other was with Mbappe. I'm not even joking. I've seen a clip. I've seen a clip, bro. I've seen a clip. He takes off the helmet I've seen it I've seen it it's good you lot don't know about the general first yeah to be fair The Rock is actually starting to actually do something yeah well he's playing in lizard music where he plays an eccentric 75 year old nicknamed The Chicken Man The Rock The Rock I saw a really good tweet yesterday called retweeting this this this lizard music thing wait watch this the film will follow a boy left to his own devices who stumbles upon a secret late night broadcast of lizards playing otherworldly music when a hidden door to the extraordinary swings open his search for answers leads into an eccentric and whimsical old man named Chicken Man and then I saw a court retweet of someone saying ah they keep doing this story man what like oh this is such an overdone story it was something like that it was so nice it was so true but it banged it was worded way better now I've said it just ruined I'm just ruining this guy's joke man fuck that's so good nah alright but then he's also doing Jumanji open world yeah back to reality bro out on December well those are the big hairs man those are the money makers yeah what is it no it's tequila nah what well you don't know about Terramanio is it massive I don't know I just know he had a tequila I know Louis Ham's got a tequila, don't he?

1:12:28Cal:Does he? Yeah. Like alcohol-free tequila. Did you see Lewis Hamilton DM'd, what's his name? John Jones. Why'd you kill the pig? Yeah. And like, at least give the pig a chance. I'm not going to lie. What's the pig going to do to John Jones? Things probably getting beaten up. I hear it though. I hear what he was saying. Because like, to people wondering, there's a clip of John Jones in a helicopter, just sniping out a pig that had no chance. Was it not an invasive species of hog? That's what they call it. Is it chip? I know that's what they sometimes say when you see them shooting the big thing.

1:13:08I don't know if that's, I do hear it from Lewis Hamilton's point. Like you got at least give the, the, the pig a chance not to attack John Jones. I'm not looking for a one-on-one. Yeah. They don't need to whack him in an octagon,

1:13:19Cal:but at least he could evade it in a better way. Nah, shooting a pig out of a helicopter with an M4 is just fucking mental, mate. Here we go. Like, come on, man. Feral hogs destroy crops and breed like crazy. He should have used a bow and arrows. I fuck with that heavy. He genuinely said that. Or is that like a... Bow and arrow is feral. What about just a sniper? I think an assault rifle's a bit much. A sniper at least has a little bit of skill. No, I think there's any gun. what you want to bare hands you're hanging out a bloody chopper just killing like living things with an assault rifle I think being able to articulate that would have helped his case feral hogs are a real problem but this video doesn't look good when he's hanging out of a helicopter oh so it's feral hogs yeah yeah it's feral hogs and they said destroy crops and breed like crazy but he doesn't say that in the video so it makes him look bad yeah it just doesn't that clip doesn't look great he's just out of the back of a fucking chopper It's probably the most American video I've seen of.

1:14:23Cal:Is that the only way to like actually deal with them? Just kill them. Yeah. It's like with a lot of invasive species, they've got the problem with snakes. They're fucking up the Everglades. Fucking up the environment. Yeah. They're trying to capture and get rid of snakes. You can't move them, can you? Because then there's just going to be a problem. Fucking up the ecosystem, man. Oh my God. Should we go hard grinding? Somebody said I call absolute bullshit when you say donated it to a family. Very likely. I mean, why don't you just send it supermarket? loads of bacon loads of sausages sorted you don't think the underprivileged family appreciate the milk the meat filled with AR-15 bullet fragments yeah that's a fair point the pig was also the Jeffrey there's some crunchy in this bacon nah nah there's some mad shit going down there someone said short kings only 69 said yeah the pig was also the Jeffrey Dahmer of the local pig community he had to be put the foot down well fair enough shout out to you fair enough got him coming on the pod soon don't we who bones Louis Ham LH LH 44 that would be that would be mental hey it's summer break man where's Lando at I was gonna say he's meant to be coming you know what like that's like something that's just meant it's meant to happen at some point can I just watch the thumbnail though no you can't fuck off Lando Norris on the pod because we mentioned him one time yeah Lando Norris on the pod he just did that video of the Simon didn't he yeah yeah I guess Matt Plum was in it Matt Plum was in it yeah Is he actually Matt Plum's in that video What was the I think it was Guest the F1 driver Guest the F1 driver yeah No alright Spoiler alert In case you haven't watched it You want to watch it Stanley who was the F1 driver Oh I don't know I didn't watch it Oh Who was it Do you want to quickly Nate DeVries Oh whoa They got Oh fair And did he manage to get him Do you know Tempo They did get him Where is DeVries now

1:16:15Cal:Am I tripping Oh no no no Nobody cares. Nobody cares. I just want to know for myself. Yeah, but you can check after no one cares. Fair enough. Guess the F1 driver. Quite a good video. Yeah. It's on that. You know what I would love if they managed to do it with like a current driver. But would that not be way too easy? I don't know. You know, I don't think like Sidemen would be, would get the voice. Who were the people playing? Oh, well, no, actually it would because it's Lando playing. Yeah. He's in the panel. Yeah. they probably yeah Landon would get it instantly wouldn't he yeah that's that's way too easy and if Harry's there Harry would have got it as well that's pretty fun that that is a fun video yeah but people cloud on these videos you know you just you just gotta get it so right you've gotta get it perfect it's just a nice easy you can't always be some massive big production thing yeah people just say that it's like a low effort video I think because it's just the payoff you need that payoff of it being somebody big rather than it being like right so whoever's behind the mask needs to be big time as well it's like guest footballer and it ends up being fucking Jim from Sunday league like semi-professional yeah so okay the payoff needs to be massive here whereas like yeah if they've got an actual fucking F1 driver on then yeah oh look at that Tom Holland John Berfnell Berfnell I said his name wrong there team up while eating spicy wings hot ones top right I'll be enjoying that later see you know Tom Holland throws up does he yeah he throws up in it because he had to drink too much milk should we do it should we do a hot uh wing challenge here i i don't think uh quite good with spice aren't you i am but like when it gets to the top level stuff it just fucks you up man yeah i did like world's hottest ramen and stuff on my channel and well we're gonna need a new producer so that'll be one for the new producer to work on stan hot one you're gonna do a handover when are we announcing a new producer.

1:18:10Cal:Well, we don't even know who it is yet. I do. I'm not meant to know. Or did you just, what, did you just choose him? Yeah. I got a guy. All right, as long as you got a guy. I got a guy, you're going to love the guy. Do you know who the guy's going to be, Stan? I know who the guy's going to be, yeah. Do you think he's any good? Could you tell me after the pod? I think he's good, yeah. Cool. Do you think he's good? Well, that doesn't sound very confident. Well, no. Do you think he's better than you, Stan? Probably. No, he's got big boots to fill. He does have big boots to fill. Penny Bill, the almighty Stanley's boots.

1:18:38Because guess what? Next pod, we've got Barack Obama on the pod. Yeah. That's the type of clickbait my boy's going to pull out. Really? Yeah. Nah. He's going to have to one-up Stanley somehow.

1:18:50Cal:Don't do politics for me, mate. Don't do it. This is... What do you think for Andy? Don't do politics on this pod. Would you fuck with Andy, though? I'm not giving my thoughts on this. I don't even have many thoughts on it. He's got control of the weather machine again, though, which is good. I just know Oh he does You know what Since Andy's come in I just know He's fucking around With his dad duty That's all I know We thought we'd lose it When K is gone But he's got it back The weather machine 33 degrees today Or something like that Is it 30 degrees today 33, 32 Yeah The other good news as well Is I've noticed A lot less Cat trails as well You have Sabina said the same thing man Yeah Of course you did Sabina said the same What's your thoughts On AI Alien intelligence Ancient Ancient intelligence Sorry That's what she called it.

1:19:37Sorry. What's your thoughts on that shit? I don't have any thoughts. We need to get them on the podcast. I'm backing up the whole idea that aliens turn off the nukes. Just do a full conspiracy video. Will the aliens turn off the nukes? Fucking love it. Is that one of the theories? I love that one. I'll fuck with that heavy. How does it work? Did they explain it?

1:19:53Cal:I don't know if they explained it fairly, but I feel like if aliens are really smart enough to be monitoring us and they're advanced enough to be here from wherever they come from, that's no problem for them. So what you're saying, they fire off the nuke and aliens like, one sec, let me just catch wind of it. Turn them off. Let them know that they're about. And it's like, this ain't going to happen. There's no nuclear war happening. Taking care of us like ants in an ant farm. Okay. If you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about, there's a incredible show. Mother and daughter. Oh, Anna.

1:20:25Anastasia and Julie. They're part of the fellas too. You should go watch it. Julie's probably like top five goaded humans of all time. But she's They do this Conspiracy episode This is why I want them on the pod Because some of the Conspiracy there Are absolutely Batshit insane That They need We Mate This is a perfect pod They need to come on here And we need to discuss Alien Ancient technology

1:20:49Cal:I'm up for it Fuck it You know me I'm always up for a good time If you're telling me That there's aliens Stopping nukes Come and tell me about it In person Let me ask your questions about it They probably are what's your most far-fetched theory i don't know that's probably one of them i have to i have to you're on that yeah i'm fucking with that let's think about it imagine you had an ant farm right okay and in and you look after this ant farm the ants probably don't know you exist you know you but then you find out like the ants have found a way to kill themselves or like to kill the other side of the ant farm or whatever like you have a bit of a civil war between them yeah you're probably gonna be like oh if this is gonna kill my entire farm I'll just take it away you guys can't do that I don't mind that but then sometimes you not think like oh well let's just see what happens and then depends if these aliens have emotions like us or like reasoning and the same logic and all that kind of thing they might not they might be like no we We want the human civilization To carry on and grow Because we need them for something When they get to a certain level Or they might Or they might They might think like us And be like We can't interfere Kind of like how we don't With Amazon tribes Oh shit But we don't know We don't fucking know Because the aliens I need to meet one First thing you say to an alien Right now You get one sentence What are you saying?

1:22:25Cal:I don't know We're just questioning Bro this is like your biggest thing And you've never thought like If you were to be face to face with one, what would you say? Inglésa? What do you think they speak Spanish to you? Fucking, what makes you think Spanish is going to be there? What? I don't know, man. You'll never fucking know. I don't know. What's giving away the Spanish stuff? I don't know. What would you say to them? I would actually just whip out my alien title and say, yo, we've been sweet from the get-go. Don't think about it like me. If you're going to kill everyone, I'm sweet. Yeah. I knew you were here the whole time.

1:23:05Cal:Like, what's up? Like, I'm not even surprised. Oh shit. Long time no speak, bro. I'll do the, I'll do the same. Saw you down in fucking New Mexico that time. I'm going to do the same thing, except I'm saying, my best friend loves your shit. Yeah. We actually, we're your biggest fans. We've been speaking about this. We've seen Close Encounters of the Fur Con, bro. We fuck with it. Are you free on Tuesday at 10 a.m. to film a pod? Yeah. That would be my line. We needed guests. Or what if aliens Like are aware That we think they might exist So they They have researched All of our knowledge On alien culture And history And they've seen They know that we love The movie E.T.

1:23:40Cal:So I give them a little E.T. thing And I'm like Don't go home actually What Was that the alien Getting in touch? Yeah They just said He's not free for a podcast He's not free? Fuck What if you had to do One YouTube style video With them What would you do? Guess the alien

1:24:01Cal:who goes in the lineup with him me bro me and you yeah with our little bills alright yeah we're doing a guess the alien I'm putting Max Kadar in there oh 100 % Max Kadar in the alien lineup Sean Dyche was for his voice you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to tell Sean Dyche you wouldn't be able to tell what about Harry Kane and the post match interview yeah I like that Harry Kane post match interview

1:24:26I'm putting in

1:24:30Cal:you got fifa 12 ksi oh fucking hell bro fifa 12 ksi when he was up to all sorts you gotta get someone who has a like a voice box you know when they smoke too much and they've had their like nah m dot

1:24:48Cal:someone that throws you off completely pretty much yo i went to cambridge by the way man fucking lovely i forgot to tell you about this i went to cambridge what do they call it bunting yeah um went on the boats that was nice um it was like a one-hour queue shout out there were some fans actually so shout out to them it was like a one-hour queue they were like oh 75 quid for two you i was like all right yeah well we'd love to do it and they're like so the hour wait and i was like ah do you want to wait an hour and then they were like now we can get him on now i was like what because your chip perks of the job came through and i was like thank you so much boys and they just sorted me a space out on there and what is it do you just sit there while someone just pedals yeah but like they're giving you like a a guide of the the history of cambridge it was kind of sick and all the different colleges that's sick and like the rival between them and oxford and all the alumni and stuff for people that went there oh that is cool like steven hawking and shit like that um all the different scientists it was it was mental the winnie the pooh was winnie the Winnie the Pooh went, did he?

1:25:49No, Winnie the Pooh was like, the book was made there.

1:25:52Cal:Was it a book? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, you were the one on the fucking boat listening, mate. Yeah, but this is just a piece of history I knew before the boat, actually. I've told the story on the pod, I think, by the time I got invited to a dinner at Cambridge. What? Like George Clark, you should have done it. I was having a nice, awesome moment. You've turned it into some out-of-the-ch dinner. Go on. I'm making this about me. Yeah, go on then. Do you want me? Yeah, so I got invited. Huh? you said George who? nah he said George like because he got a doctorate oh sorry my bad carry on anyways I got invited by my mate yep he said you can bring another friend as well yeah this person was going to Cambridge uni brought Lux with me yeah you had to wear a tuxedo black tie black tie dinner black tie dinner rocker yeah whole gaff is like first we went to like the common room and stuff like that by the way just like you see when you see it in the movies and stuff it's identical like the common room everyone's just knocking about chilling reading books what does a common room look like in Cambridge like what is it like it's like it's like a Harry Potter type of vibe no way like a what like the actual common room the Gryffindor when I was in there I felt like I was surrounded by the smartest people in the world it's very strange and it's all I'm guessing all like old looking it's nice really nice classical English vibe proper anyways we go into the dining hall it's like you know the one in Hogwarts the big one where they burst through the doors it's just like that and this is in the university yeah Cambridge Uni go in there my mate invited me anyways we sit down for dinner there's lots of rules it's very strict whose dinner can I ask a question whose dinner is it is it a student it's a friend of mine that I went to school with is it a student's dinner why is there rules or is this the dinner of the university that they're hosting why would there be rules at Friends Park thing no no no it's at the uni he goes to the uni the uni put on this dinner okay that's why and he invited me I don't know whether it was a plus two situation or what anyways we got the these two invites we sit down and we're chilling and you know the game anyways we're eating dinner it's all like nice they come out but it's very posh strict whatever you want to call it you know the game where if you flick a penny into someone's drink they got a neck it yeah across from me and a few down somebody got somebody on that neck they had to neck their drink so they necked it

1:28:14Cal:tap on the shoulder to the person stands up leaves and I went oh where they gone like oh he got kicked out mad that innit what who got kicked out the person that that knicked their drink or the person that flicked the coin and the person that knicked their drink I think both of them I only remember one person getting up so I don't remember whether it was the person that knicked their drink or the person that flicked it I only remember I did get kicked out over such a little bit that's what I'm saying That was a vibe booster Nah, that wasn't a vibe booster according to them That was a vibe killer And who was the kicking out, like the dean or whatever Yeah, it was like the prefect, I guess That type of thing Nah, but that's just the way it is over there You're learning how to behave In those situations I think that's what it is But yeah, man So that was my taste of Cambridge It was a love, trust me though When I was there, I felt like I was in a movie I'd love to know more stories I bet we've got some listeners that go well we must do actually yo anybody listening go to Cambridge Uni they've got a drink what they call them drinking societies there's some fuck shit that goes on behind the are they still they're going are they a current thing like I remember I remember overhearing it when I was on the boat something about drinking society I was like oh I see some of my friends who go to uni they've got like certain days where they just it's just like socials all the time yeah is it not more than that drinking society sounds but yeah but it's just like a it's like a club thing almost like an American frat thing that's what you do every every Wednesday or something like that was Boris Johnson not part of something where he had to like fuck a pig's head or some shit David Cameron or was that David Cameron it's a pig yeah I'm pretty sure I think that was Dave and they made a Black Mirror episode on it did they oh it's like in a Black Mirror episode or something like that but this is what I'm saying like I was probably in a room with somebody that's doing some crazy shit now.

1:30:11Cal:Yeah. When I was there, mate, 2016, 17, that's when I would have gone. So 2016, 2017 alumni. Was there an afters? Nah. What's the people didn't go drink afterwards? Oh, I don't know if I've dreamt that. Surely like people. I think I went to a house party and it was really awkward. I stood out like a sore thumb and I remember leaving early. That's what I think, but I could have completely made that up. That's fair enough. I don't know why that's in my head. That's fair enough. I fucking make shit up all the time. Maybe I should have just stuck to it and just, that's it. But yeah, I feel like I remember going to that.

1:30:50Cal:It was such a nice place where I couldn't imagine going to uni there must be brilliant. Obviously, I imagine it's very difficult, but anybody there usually doesn't be there. I understood the aura when I went to uni. Yeah, like I'm just going around the town and I'm like, wow, this was just my, the spot that I hop out of class into. Yeah. This is brilliant. So lovely. The river was nice. All the buildings just look majestic. It's a higher, higher level of life. The history there as well. The history. Everyone there is just on some, on some different shit, you know, high success of achieving greatness.

1:31:25Cal:High success. Yeah. I don't think you'd have got in, High success rate. No, of course not. I think I would have got in. I feel like someone from my school went there though everybody everybody everyone's got one person that goes there don't they yeah by the way not to not to be hating on Oxford like this but I feel like Cambridge mogs really in terms of just that aura I mean that's probably one of the weirdest sentences of all time I don't really know too much about the difference but nah but I just feel like if you people are like yo where is just like the pinnacle of well Oxford's older isn't it I'm always thinking like Cambridge is the one Oxford is okay was made 100 years before.

1:32:05David Cameron went to Oxford and he put his private parts in a pig's mouth. He didn't fuck it. There you go. Just getting that right.

1:32:13Cal:That was the pig. You kind of got to do what you got to do. And that was an initiation as well. Yeah. Crazy. I love hearing about stuff like that. Damn. He was inside. Literally. Kid called side. Oh God. What? That's deep. That's fucked. That's really fucked. I shouldn't be saying stuff like that. You could catch a case, bro. What the hell? Finger paint Alright guys We're gonna wrap it up here Kick all paint Kick all paint Kick all finger You've not seen that one Alright chill out man Let's wrap this up This is getting This is getting mad Stanley Stanley You gotta say Like one final monologue Yeah you gotta say Your goodbyes To the fellas community man Say goodbye Wow It's been A long all three years What the fuck is that Bro you don't sound ass One bit Nah nah nah Don't say Give him some Give him some Long ass three fucking years with these two twats.

1:33:05You've been here for three years, man.

1:33:06Cal:Fuck all of them. I've seen a lot of change in this podcast. I've been through three different sets. Gone. Seen many guests walk through the door. Some good, some bad. True. Some really annoying. And I never want to see those people ever again. That's classic. We've had some good fan interactions. Ireland was a good one. Oh, Ireland was brilliant. That was good. That was my first time, really. That was class. Being within the fan base. yeah we've been through some cool times I've fucked up I've done good but in the end I enjoyed we'll only remember the good things Stanley don't worry I hope so we will brother we will and then just message me back when Harlan comes on so I can actually we'll get well you know what when he does come on you can do the thumbnail and title how about that and this time will actually make sense yeah look Stanley I appreciate all the shift that you've put in brother you've smashed especially because you are a young lad let's not forget that and you jumped into the biggest pod and it was a sink or swim and my brother swam so I'm very grateful for the time and effort that you put into it you made this show yours and although you are going to the worst show slash podcast imaginable if you think this was bad for the mental health then I do pray for you on Pitchside I'm just lucky I'm what I'm doing is not gonna be working with all of them so ah there you go alright well say no more we'll leave it there Chip did you did you want to say anything I hope your tankard is always full of mead and your path forward meets no resistance good luck in your journey I was gonna ask for a old fella that was quite good nice thank you guys thank you very much for listening I hope you enjoyed this episode if we could if everybody could leave your favorite Stanley moments down in the comments that would be appreciated and we will see you all on the next episode hopefully by then we've hired a new producer if not we'll have to we'll do a fellas loaded trials it might be like just one camera and a couple lights on yeah we don't know how to do this we're just winging it yeah anyways thank you guys for watching we'll see you in a bit sayonara bitches goodbye bye so I've been told to come back and record another bit for the pod I think I've got something to react to that AB sent me so yeah I'm just going to react to it let's see what he's got in store for me because he wasn't here to send me off which is quite sad but hopefully he's whatever he sent me here is nice and fun right let's react to it nah nah not Stanley not like this this hurts especially for me because you know we always bonded on a different vibe by that one time we did the six seven joking stuff and the other times we did stuff as well but hey that's how life goes you're on to bigger and better you're on to better you're on to other things now so hopefully you take a course on how to google and i'm wishing nothing but the best actually i'll just see you about best and this whole video is pointless I thought it was going to be something I got told to come react to it that was quite nice he mentioned the 6-7 joke that was quite a good time oh nice again I'm going to see him about so it's not like I'm moving flipping different continents oh no that was nice yeah man I feel like I should do something here now because this is like the end of the pod should I do 6-7 yeah guys thanks for watching this pod thanks for tuning in every week sorry my googling hasn't been great that's just the nature of the beast no one can be perfect but yeah I've enjoyed my time, I've been three years man can anyone remember the first episode that I was in I've said it a lot of times so you probably can't remember it when I was in the corner on the buttons.

1:37:18Damn, that was a long, old time ago. But yeah, thanks for support for all the good times and the bad times. And yeah, I'll still be about. I'm not leaving the studio, so I'll still be on the studio's vlogs and things like that. Still see me about, and I'm sure I can probably weave my way back in somehow. If the boys ever need some help or anything, I'll be there. I'll be there. But yeah. thanks for watching and goodbye this has been a global and the fella studios production