296. ABs New Obsession, Why Spiderman Stinks & Stag Do Nightmares!

12:39Cal:You know what? I got a lot of hate saying I didn't like it that much. I thought the second half was pretty bad. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. It started to get a little freak and then it ended. I was like... The first part of it was really good though. And they had the vibe right as well. You know, like it felt perfect. I just thought it was, I thought the story was just a bit, the plot for me was crap. We're going to get some hate for this. It might be a hard take. I've already shipped But also it came out at the same time as Obsession. Obsession was infinitely better. Yeah, it was good.

13:09It was good. The GOAT. Indy the GOAT. Yeah, you should DM her, man.

13:14Cal:I've got a good chance you might actually end up linking up with her. No. I've got a good feeling about it. When a guy's that level, you've just got to think about the other man playing in DMs. It's just a ranked lobby at that point. Yeah, but there ain't no fucking A-bottle all free. You know what I mean? It's not my username. Why are you on your phone? Because I'm checking my calendar. I feel like you're listening, but you're not listening. I am listening to you. I was checking my calendar for you. I was checking my calendar and that's why the viewers are getting annoyed recently. Nah, it's not true.

13:39No one's taking this pod seriously. I'm taking it seriously. I'm back here to steady the shit with Cleaver.

13:42Cal:Can I tell you what I'm looking at on my calendar? Right. You and Cleaver have been FaceTiming every night with strategy. That's not true. What's the fucking strategy then? Wait, tell them what we've been working on. Run it up. Oh. Fuck it, I'm going to leak something. Maybe get a guest on the pod. I don't know. Fuck it. I'm pushing it out a bit. Fuck it, well I'm leaking something now. Let me address these fucking comments real quick. All right. First of all, to all the people, to all the people actually real life upset, like, oh, I can't believe you didn't get any American guests on. First of all, you'll survive, bro.

14:11I'm sure you've got your own shit going on. You'll survive. We also put out bear sick vlogs. I don't want to hear any of the American shit we were meant to have. We did put out through sick vlogs, man.

14:20Cal:They fell through. Your life keeps going. All right? And we did have them, yeah, we did have good ones lined up, man. Yeah, and also, three good ones. We actually are going to definitely work on getting some guests that aren't just the boys. Yeah. Because we've missed some storytelling. We need... We've floated some good names around today. You know, like similar to like the Raphael Rao one. Yeah, like those ones I listened to at work back in the day. Those are the bangers. Those are great. When you can sit back, let them talk their shit. Yeah. But the issue is also on you because when you do get like a road guest on, the views don't always bang.

14:51And you know that like one of the boys is reliable,

14:53Cal:but we're here to do some real journalism. We actually want to get stuck in. We want people... We want to hear someone talk for the first time. not just talk about oh we saw you with the sidemen showed the other day bro for the 50th time we're gonna do we're gonna put some effort into the fellas like videos where we do once a month at the moment yeah we're gonna do some proper actual sidemen shit leak fellas go fishing we're gonna do a fishing video more special we kind of did that before me and you what was it for again I've never gone fishing with oh Slovenia fly fishing that was real that was actually we got like into the river and we were we were catching fish so we caught like three fish each so you caught a massive one we had that fucking behemoth with us just checking SIG with this guy on the video you guys probably watched it but he was like this proper Slovenian bloke and every every minute knew SIG he must have smoked a pack or two in the one or two hours that we were just by fishing I had one of those tobacco flavoured vapes that they only sell in Slovenia I was on his vibe we paid him like 400 quid and he just was like fuck it boys do this he dipped early as well he was like can I go and we were like you know what yeah fuck off bro but yeah we're gonna do that on a lake but hopefully with a boat and maybe stay the night we got big plans I think that's gonna be a sick video yeah also and I get the same with my vlogs it's like when you get back off a big trip of so much content there's always like a couple weeks of just settling back in you're not straight in you're not you know there's always gonna happen there's gonna be a couple pods where we don't have much to work with getting back in the routine we've got some sick pods coming up though because obviously the stag dudes the weddings there's gonna be stories that will come out of it will be great yeah yeah yeah generational they will tell tales for an age people will sit around a campfire with fucking drugs of mead I was sat at home oh new fellas pod dropped Harland on the pod click on no Harland alright you know what this is my bat signal to come back people are annoyed I'm gonna be real I had no fucking clue that was happening no one did no one did no one did Stan was just signing off with the band he was like you know what fuck it one out of ten he just went for the Harland thing so we are sorry about that but you know no we are back apart from Kyle's just we're back nah this is gonna be a good ep like what would we what can we do now Kyle's not here what would we normally do I'm gonna say some positive shit you have a good time I don't know I'm gonna say some good shit about fucking Spider-Man how about that well I will probably hate on that a little bit you haven't seen it though I know but I just I thought it was brilliant I need to rein in all my Tom Holland hate you do because this was really good not even that I love him as a guy.

17:26I think he's so sound. I run into him at some creative golf thing. What if he comes onto the pod? I know. So I'm realizing I'm not aware of the circles I end up in.

17:34Cal:Tom Holland is very likely to end up on this pod because he knows I'm a bro. It's like me and him. He knows you're a bro. We can relate. We've been through some shit. Have you? Yeah. Yeah. You don't see what happened in the new film. Nah. We've been through it. He's lived it, man. It's kind of the same. But yeah, I want to say I love him as a guy. I just can't get into his characters. I'm a bureau advocate, bro. I feel like current Spider-Man and Marvel is like playing current Fortnite and there's like product placement everywhere. I thought... I'm in Spider-Man, come on. Nah, but the new Spider-Man isn't as MCU Marvel-y as all the other ones.

18:14Cal:It's more about him and Peter Parker and Spider-Man. It's just like my generation of Marvel's dead. Like Endgame was it, Iron Man died. Spoiler. what now I'm just like you say spoiler before and now I'm just like oh that's my that's my Marvel bum I hear it because after that it got really shit but the last few films have been good I'll get back into it when my youths are watching it Fantastic Four was good but you're probably not asked about that I'm not watching that Thunderbolts was good is that with the big rock bloke what the big rock yeah yeah I'm not fucking with it Thing huh Thing oh yeah he's actually called The Thing even that it's just it's clobbering time is that he's saying yeah yeah I shouldn't be saying that it's a 32 year old bloke oh mate it's a movie pod now then I don't know cinema's been on a gen-imitational run recently yeah I saw a TikTok it was like 2026 cinema's not gonna be yeah it's come back after COVID as well everyone was like oh cinema's done now everyone's watching at home watching films at home compared to cinema it's fucking crap I also got myself Odyssey IMAX tickets Again.

19:2170 mil. Yep. I'd like to re-watch it because I was on an edible and in that room with the bare stinky fish in front of me. If you're going to rent out a private cinema room, at least give some sweets and chocolate. Don't put fucking shrimp in front of me and I could just smell feesh the whole film. It was fucked.

19:36Cal:Feesh. It was fucked. Yeah, I'm going again and I'm watching it how it was intended to be. By yourself? Now with Sabina. Okay. I could always tell her to sack it off and bring you though. No, that's not what I was getting at. I just meant like you're going while she's under the hen do? Nah, I'm going, no bro, I'm not going until October. How long is the hen do? That's all I could, that's the first ticket I could get. it, she's gone for like, when did she go? Yesterday? I think she's gone like five, six nights. It's longer than your stag. Longer than our one. I can't believe like, we're going back to America for your stag.

20:08Do you like, in hindsight, listen, it's not that bad of a flight, so I'm, I'm fine with it. But in hindsight, are you thinking, oh, I didn't really think that through the World Cup trip.

20:18Cal:I didn't realize as I thought the World Cup trip would be. Yeah. And to be honest, this tag is going to be a bit generational. The fact that we've managed to get this many people all on a trip to Nashville, all mentally, all in the same gap. Oh, God, I know. This is like almost impossible to organise and we've managed to do it. Yeah. And we've had like no dropouts. There's 17 people in that group chat. Yeah. Damn. I've not met a fair bunch of them. You've not met a fair bunch of them? I have. I've met like Max plays FIFA and JMX, but like briefly. Yeah. so yeah there'll be some new people for you to conversate with new characters oh that's gonna be great man yeah and it's also in two weeks like two weeks I'm flat hunting again yeah roughly you're flat oh you are flat hunting because the current one's shit yeah I mean I don't need to do this whole bit again everyone's heard it a million times but walk back in yesterday it's like 40 degrees in the gaff I think underfloor heat is permanently on can't turn it off no AC I think the plan is just moving to a like downsized London flat getting a big building with like a gym a concierge a pool and just start again and pretend this didn't happen I'm not gonna lie bro the flat you are in is good but we're paying the same and you have nothing you have no amenities the only thing the only good thing about it is it looks cool everything else good location as well like right near us and just near to the students like that is a prime location which is why your rent is high in the first place but I wouldn't live in Shoreditch nah you don't like it here to be honest I want to get out of Shoreditch She's very busy.

21:47There's pubs. That's it. During the day, it's a bit depressing.

21:50Cal:I also think living in Central London makes you drink more because most people, the culture on the Thursday, Friday, Saturday is to just go out and get battered. Isn't that more culture for employed people though? I don't know, man. That's just the UK. UK just loves drinking. That's our shit. We could get Sandy every day, really, and there wouldn't be much. Well, actually, you actually kind of. In the summer, everyone's like, do you want a cup of pints? One pints, two pints. If you're having two, you might as well have three. and then I never stop at three because it's not a good number and you know four's a perfect level you're a nice level of waived at four no because you know what it's safe four you're poor so then I have to go to five because I get offended stay alive and exactly and to stay alive you need one more then you've ended up on six which you can't have because that's the number of the beast so then you've got to go to seven we don't fault with number seven it's cursed you know I was going at United every player that's number seven not working out too well then you've got to go to eight oh two fat ladies find a way of derailing this thing and you can't go to 8 because that you know what you know what I think me and you have got to reignite this London YouTube scene I've been saying that for years no no not as in like content but do you not feel like the boys are a bit disconnected right now I mean we've got a meal tomorrow yeah we're going home tomorrow it feels like ages since I've seen anyone it's because you've been in the north we've been up to mad shit without you like fucking mad Yeah, but I couldn't chat to you, man, for a couple of weeks.

23:17That's fair. I needed that time away. It's like when you're telling your boy, you'd have a sleepover back in the day, and you'd be like, oh, that was calm. And then this day, another night. And then you're like, nah, bro, I fucking hate you. I might just drown you in your sleep.

23:28Cal:You do need your own time, innit? I haven't seen anyone since World Cup. I've been a hermit. Just Xbox, nothing else. Every night. And then wedding planning. And I want to blow my brains out, but we're getting there. Yeah, you picked the suit for us. Oh, yeah, that's what I was going to say. When I was looking at my calendar, that's what I was referencing. I went to a shop to find a suit. We're all going with the tuxedo look. And then mine just could be slightly different to yours. I didn't know if that was a done thing, because if I was a groom, I want the groomsman to look as different to me as possible.

24:02Cal:It's actually more about the matching with you or like complimenting you. You don't have to match exactly, but like they compliment your look. And I was just like, can I be honest? I couldn't be arse looking for long. so I was like shall I just match him and the guy went yeah you've invited window kid yeah window kid coming to the wedding he sent me a grim reaper costume he's just I had a spot and I was like I need someone that brings an energy yeah and he's been such a good lad recently we took him to fucking Madeira and he was class and I was like you know what I feel like you're the type of guy to raise up the older family members as a I'm not sure I want that but fuck it you will he'll have his way with your mother I'm so I'm so intrigued to see what the dynamic of this wedding is going to be.

24:43Also, let me say, I saw a clip of people messaging me like, bro, you can't actually vlog your mate's wedding. Yes, you can. I wasn't actually going to do that. I never said I wanted to legit do that.

24:51Cal:I'm giving you the pass, bro. Bro, I'll be wearing Meta glasses. Don't worry about it. Yeah, no. Not Meta glasses, please. No, I think you do have to whip out that camera at some point. No, I'm not even bringing it. What? Well, I'm bringing mine. I'm not going to pretend it was you. Right. My birthday is while we're away for your stack. Oh, shh. I keep forgetting about that. Have you told the boys so we can do a double celly? Nah, you know what I want for my present? Double knee slide at the corner of the fucking bar. You know what I want for my present? What? I'm allowed to just log a little bit that day on my birthday.

25:20Cal:Yeah, I don't mind to be honest. I just turn it off when everyone starts getting too fucked. Oh yeah, yeah. I'm already good with that though. I don't mind. I think we should because I want, like I was like saying don't do it because you'll get cooked but I think it'd be good to see it in a more raw way because like you've got videographers, right? I paid for them. Oh, you're about to win. But they're so, oh, wedding and stag, it counts for both. But it's so professional that it's not going to be, when you whip out your shit. That's what I mean, it's all clip farming. Whereas it'd be funny to have a couple of clips in a wedding.

25:49Yeah.

25:49Cal:And now we've made such a big deal of it, it kind of has to happen, I think. Because people are going to be like, oh, he didn't actually do it. Yeah. Whereas if you do, that first clip hits TikTok, people are going to be like, nah, he did actually vlog it. It would, yeah, only just one clip. That is all I need. Yeah, we'll do a bit. But the stag, I don't see why he don't vlog the stag. I bet everyone. No, I don't want to vlog the stag. On my birthday, I just want like a free pass to like go off on my ones and do some shit. Nah, you've got to vlog a bit with us. No, but like I can't go near Will or Harry.

26:15Cal:Yeah, they will kick off. Yeah, exactly. Might get pieced up like I have for your birthday. Not even on some performative shit, but I've been journaling. It wasn't even meant to happen. You know... Be real with me. I know you've got a picture of it. Can I see what you're writing? Absolutely not. Give me an example of the first thing you started writing that made you go, nah, I'm in. I don't even want to laugh at it, it's a good thing It's just I can't imagine what you What you writing, Chicken Jardim Writing about where I am right now Where I want to be I'd love to see it because it's just really funny I can't imagine you being very serious Let me say, oh it's serious It's real serious shit I mean I'll put like the odd like Put full stops?

27:00Paragraphs No way It wasn't meant to happen though like I had some free motivation. I was like, oh, you know what? I keep having ideas and I don't look at me for writing in my iPhone notes. I'll just do it. And it was just meant to be writing down like blog ideas, like bullet points. And then like, I just started writing. I didn't stop. I've got like three pages in and every day since I've done it. Really? Yeah.

27:22Cal:When did you start? Maybe like four or five days ago. Damn, that's healthy. Wait, that's healthy as shit. You're trying to tell me you're working on yourself. I did before bed. It ties me out better than a scroll. Yeah. they didn't say you should read and write but get a mad pump from writing as well you get mad what? pump swear to god I think that's because you've never done it in your life no my forearms like really hurt and everything I'm like what from writing? I'm telling you well in your school you didn't write did you you had fucking tablets no I did write but yeah fucking hell I can't really write joined up you've got no I'd love to you're I'm writing actually no some words are like really good because I like that's how I got my pen license you can spell you can spell can't you you're pretty good at spelling in the group chat so sweet a lot of it's unreadable on purpose to be fair I'm like nah nah bro just come clean that's just your shit no no no some of it I'll be like can't be bothered to think of spelling I'll just can I put you on if you start getting a bit bored of it and you need like a one that's like more TikTok style like good for the what's it called attention span the five minute journal what's that go on Amazon to Cleavon for us sorry I'm kind of doing it's not it'll be a whole TikTok shot it's not Yeah, we're going to get TikTok shopped here.

28:33Cal:But I used to use it quite a bit, so I do want to show it to you. This notebook will change your life forever. It was good.

28:39AB:See that Googling, by the way.

28:40Cal:Yeah, do you know? Yeah, this is good, by the way. Scroll down, scroll down. A bit more.

28:45AB:Oh, yeah, I think it's that one there on the left. It's a little one.

28:48Cal:The cream one, 4.6 stars.

28:50AB:Yeah, 3 million. It just looks like a book, bro.

28:52Cal:Nah, but it's kind of like, go through some of the pics. It might show you what the pages look like. It's kind of like already, it's like write down an affirmation. write down something that worked well for you today what didn't work I've got too much to say highlight of the day I'm grateful for what would make today great that's too basic for me bro I go on time if you want to go deeper I guess yeah then maybe stick with what you got but I found this work for me because I was just like and then you'd look back at it and go oh I'm proud of myself took five minutes and I've done something productive and I feel a little bit better and then the next day just felt better from that there's a little tip for the listeners at home go and buy it by the way it's 25 quid that is fucking out I just remembered when I'm in English my teachers was always leave a note being like you need to stop talking you need to stop writing like you're talking to me because I'd write like do you know what I mean?

29:37question mark

29:38Cal:oh that's fuck you're what? yeah like I'd be like you're taking a piss no like I'd almost be writing to the teacher a bit like I'd be like do you know what I mean by that though? like question mark and I'd just write like exactly how I talk oh interesting and I'd sometimes write like um bro's right nah I don't really know what I mean but like I don't think I was ever on that I just write bare casual. What kind of like sets were you in at school? Like was it split up? Like my school was like smart. There was two sides. There was the smart side and then the not so smart side. Which is kind of mean when you think about it.

30:12Cal:And then yeah, smart set to lower set. Oh, we just had like. How was yours? Set one is a goat. Set five is the worst. What were you? Maths and science, always five. Always the worst. Okay. And then English, I bounced between like three and two. yeah Twitter and then like history to be fair that makes sense to me for English and then what everything else was just fucked yeah that's gross well don't worry about it look at you now see guys look at him like don't worry if you fucked up everything else you could end up in this position doesn't matter if you genuinely brain dead look you can you can make it too and me look at me I've also done it despite being not quite that bad but also fucked Nerf from Spawn.

30:59Nerf straight out of the womb. Nah, yeah, I've been working myself.

31:02Cal:What happens when your mum pushes too hard? It just fucks up your brain a little bit. You can't make accusations like that on the pod. What? Nah, my mum's sweet. She actually bought me my birthday presents down. Because I saw her the other day. I got Cars pyjamas. Very happy with that. Obviously, you know, I'm a big Cars fan. I'm wearing the Mater 11s as we speak. For audio listeners, these are the Mater Crocs. To be fair, when you're a multi-multi-millionaire, you're going to end up getting shit like that you know what I mean yeah that's true oh don't out me like that I'm trying to be that was a rich laugh as well oh shit I'm trying to be in touch look fuck fuck I don't know what to say now I'll be getting price of milk 95p fuck there you go how about that I've been getting triggered on Snapchat because I've been talking about getting a new car and then I get called out of touch because I talk about the options I'm looking at you're getting triggered yeah yeah news to me well I just don't I don't understand how you're meant to act.

31:57Like, I don't know who they think they're watching. I'm not Zoella. I'm not trying to be...

32:01Cal:Can't you just ignore people who are rattling you? No. No, they need to be put straight. You actually... No, but it's like, I'm not out of touch for a start, but second of all, I'm not trying to convince you that I'm in touch. I'm just telling you what's going on. And it winds me up. I had a bad one last night. You probably saw my snap. Imagine you're bigger into my snap at the moment. I don't watch. I posted a fish pie from Charlie Biggum. Oh, I did see that. I got it from Sainsbury's. I actually got it in the clearance because it's about to go out and eat. So I got it for a fiver, but I will be honest, it's 11 quid.

32:33Cal:And some guy, I posted it on my snap and some guy went, this is so I touched the extortionate. And I was like, nah, I can't even buy a fish pie. Can't even have a fish pie. Can't even have fucking Charlie Biggum's fish pie. Yeah, it is weird. I understand because YouTubers have a terrible track record of just doing mad out touch weird shit. But like, it's just, I think, I think a lot of people in the world would be similar, given if they were in a similar position or if they had access to the same things. But I've always watched, like, as a kid, I've always watched YouTubers, and I've been aware that, like, it pays good.

33:06And I've been like, that's sick. I want to do that. I've never, like, commented on Logie P's video being like, bro, you're so out of touch for showing that sick gaffe. I'd be like, nah, I want to get that sick gaffe.

33:15Cal:I don't even think we're that bad either. Like, we've been doing it for a long time. You are new to it, but we haven't done anything. we didn't go straight in and buy fucking supercars and all this stupid stuff and show it off speaking of that took me 10 years AB's blind ranking of his new car suggestions so I basically got back from America and I had a bit of a quarter life crisis I was like need new gaff need a car need a dog need a missus need a and just to clarify you ain't gone and got any of it well this is the thing this might sound I got back and I was like I don't fuck with this car and then I got it cleaned and I was like oh it's actually quite nice was it the regular traffic stuff has it got to you because Kyle seems to think the regular traffic stuff has got on your skin.

33:54Cal:And I said, I don't think it was that, but I don't know. You know what? I've been thinking about this. It is regular traffic. Right. It's not regular traffic for a 22-year-old. What are you looking for?

34:09That is true. That's all that matters. That is true. I can't get insured on your shit. I couldn't get your car because I wouldn't get insured on it.

34:16Cal:Yeah, even my insurance was stupid. You've only got that because you're old. Yeah. only reason yeah it's true I actually want to buy a house now and make like a sick garage gym and stuff then I'll just end up being lonely I've actually gone nowhere can I just be honest bro you're already lonely you got no girl very unlikely to get one anytime soon within the next six years most likely not gonna get one car keep saying you're gonna get a new one haven't got one should we go through the options yeah I was gonna say something but I think it actually is illegal well look Clevo has put together a blind ranking of your new car suggestions.

34:54Cal:Okay. We've got to do them. Wow, look at this Cleaver. First bit of producing, eh, old boy? Looking good so far. You've got five options. Right, go on then.

35:02AB:And then as we go through, you've got blind rankings.

35:03Cal:You know I like my big cars. Okay, right. Let's do it. Are we doing it together? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Right, let's go. Ooh, I do like an Aston Martin Vantage. Was this one of the options or was it not the DBX? No, DBX would be the one. I want a big car. So, it doesn't hold its value very well I'm not really thinking that's what I'm hearing but yeah I guess you don't matter more of a factor when you buy it outright I think so yeah if you buy it from the showroom yeah I'm a finance final boss how much are they 150? that no the DBX nah less yeah I think like 110 I don't know okay okay right so Aston Martin Vantage I do like an Aston Martin that is a lovely car the back end of it is class I don't really like the front as much yeah the backs are cool oh so I got to rank that out of 5 I'll put that I'll put that three okay because there could be some sneakers I think that's fair because it is fucking it is really nice yeah it is really nice oh I chip hates URUS this has got this has just got to be

36:02AB:straight up five which is why I did the wide body custom I know you like a URUS proper Miami spec

36:06Cal:it just has to be five also if you've got a wide body it just to make it like actually functional or drivable I don't know if I do like so this is a thing I look at them and I think that guy's probably a bellend because he could just get the RSQ8 and have the same car. He's doing it for the Lambo. He's not doing it for the car. It's for the look. But then when I thought about me actually having one, I thought that would feel way cooler walking back to a petrol station and getting an RSQ8. It kind of is just cooler. Why didn't you just get an actual Lambo though? That is an actual Lambo. It's an Audi really, isn't it?

36:40Cal:I think it reminds me of, it's like a Tesla for people with a bit of money there's something just not quite right because it's just everywhere I'll go four I'd rather the Aston Martin I tell you what that's a five for me but it's your thing so I'm going to let you do four right

37:00AB:you said you like big cars

37:01Cal:yeah okay good thing you probably left five open that's what Chip rented in fucking America yeah you know what though if you come if you come with the Hummer here you know who has a Hummer is it Anthony Gordon that has one I don't know he's got the new Hummer and it was like it's electric though I think I'm pretty sure I had one of them for my birthday when I was younger really just like a 20 minute trip around town in one that's what we hummers kind of fell off I was just sipping J2O in America they're still quite common but it's a new one I'll go five I guess it's not a very good daily you know I don't have enough boys for that could you yeah so what spots have I got left because I don't love these you've got one and two fuck we fucked it I fucked it I don't like these I don't really I'm not really a fan of these I'm not a Bentley guy I just don't like the look of it just not appealing I've seen inside them and they look really cool alright we're gonna have to go too they're quite expensive them aren't they how much is probably how much is on them Bentley Bentayga for audio listeners I don't know if we said that I feel like it's like $250 but I could be way off you know what I've realised 2026 Bentley Bentayga $240 7k yeah fuck that is that right I have realised how what's the word I'm looking for indecisive I am oh you can get an old one for a lot cheaper though like my recent YouTube you gotta just commit though my recent YouTube video was titled like AB's new chapter and I talk about moving out of London and getting a new car and I can't really be asked to sort a new car and I'm getting a different flight in London why don't you go and test drive some cars for the vlog I could do but I get nervous test driving cars especially on camera with a dealership the bloke in the passenger seat.

38:43Can't you go with someone? Well, yeah, but you usually go with someone from the dealership, don't you? Or do they let you just go out by yourself?

38:50Cal:I think you're 22. I'm not sure they'll let you. Yeah. Especially with these cars. Or you could go in a, you're obsessed with it, but you go and look in person would be cool content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what Heinz and Tay's and everyone did for their thing. They streamed it and went and picked up their Range Rovers. Yeah, no, for sure. That was really cool. All right, what have we got? What's the number one spot? It's going to be a good one. Please. Ah, it's going to be the one.

39:09AB:Fuck!

39:10Cal:It's a Ford car. The butt plug.

39:13AB:That's the one. Actually, God, it was good here, bro. Well done. Congratulations. Hopefully you just pushed that over.

39:19Cal:I thought it was better to be coming. Yeah. I don't know. You know what? You should have had a bit of charm to it. The Audi. Because that could have gone first. Literally was good. It probably would be. That's the one. That's the one. But that does look like regular traffic. It actually does. Unless you get some mad kit on it. I'm seeing you're not

39:38AB:you're not seeing these nowadays that's not regular traffic it is a vintage piece 4kA your streets of London vintage man

39:44Cal:vintage they've aged well yeah there's a real look to it you know like

39:50AB:looks like something

39:51Cal:that's a proper little motor man I really like that well we've kind of messed that up well it's not narrowed it down but I appreciate the effort that's gone into it it's not helped him at all one bit and now he doesn't even know what to get now he's debating a 4k out of all them I'd take the Eurus then the Aston Martin probably just because I like to be higher up fucking because even if someone's got a better car than you if they're lower down you still feel a sense of fuck off really yeah yeah but what if they're like low down and like a AMG fucking one can't see them that's what I'm saying I don't even know that they're well look you need to start making moves like you know what I mean you need to start making boss calls well because right now like you're moving like you work on the fucking foyer mate I shouldn't be living how I'm living you see that picture of the sink I sent in the chat.

40:38Cal:Oh, can we pull it up for YouTube watchers? Fine. Guys, if you're listening on audio, you're watching, here's the picture. This is AB sink. It's flat. It is essentially, it's a black sink, but it is covered. It's now white and it's not nut. It's just toothpaste. What do you do? Do you not rinse? When you spit in the sink, do you not put water? So, how are you going to explain yourself? When you turn your tap on and your sink, probably like cover, It like goes around the whole sink. Rinse it down. Mine trickles out. So it's not rinsing shit away. There's no water pressure. No, and occasionally I'll pour a white monster on it and think it'll set it out, but it doesn't.

41:19It's mad how you live. Yeah, warm water really only.

41:22Cal:You need a live coach. You know what you need? You need Coach Carter, bro. I just need a nut one. You need some fucking discipline. You need Samuel L. Jackson to come into your house and just fucking smack you up. I just need an acceptable gaff, really. It's coming. I've got a reset. I bought a new PC the other day. Do you need one? No, but I did it. Nah, I did it because if I'm going to start the streaming shit again, near the end of the year, I'll get some streams going. I needed a new PC.

41:50AB:You're streaming GTA.

41:51Cal:And also, my current PC doesn't play games. Yeah, it will be. It doesn't play games very well with the monitors. They're like fucking... It was just a bit fucked, so I just bought a new one. Yeah. The graphics card was about eight years old. You did? Congrats. Half a mil. how epic is that half a mil pretty good I needed that as well it gave me a little bit of a second wind I'm looking forward to the 500k special I was writing about how this part of the YouTube scene is crazy because you're telling me to wipe stuff nah I've got a spot on my face it's really winding me but um I was thinking in five years this whole shit like all of you lot are going to exit the game I won't be exiting I'll be making people will people will be exiting and people are going to come through and I just wonder I don't know what it's going to look like.

42:36For longevity.

42:37Cal:It's a weird time. I'm going to have to carry the torch. You will. So you need to lock in a little bit. That's what I'm saying. You need to grab the opportunities in front of me. You need to grab the bull by the horns and fuck it. No, that's not what it is. What is it? It's just that, but without the fuck in the bull. I'm pretty sure. That would be bestiality. Basically. Hearing it, you're like walking up the stairs right now, but you keep tripping. I don't. you know when you're walking up too fast you start tripping yeah all your feet slide out from beneath you yeah I'm just trying to relate that to what's going on with me need to because I don't think I'm tripping you need to take each step carefully but keep progressing and going forward there's a message in there somewhere it's just fucked yeah but you've the thing is you've got to think of the message before you drop the saying otherwise you're just saying sometimes you don't remember for a pebble catch a stone I do that came off the dome yeah I nicked that on my early TikToks did you?

43:30I did a daily quote of the day and I just nicked that once that's good though Someone was like, oh, you got it off the fellas. I was like, shut up.

43:36Cal:Yes, I'm glad that it made it that far, though. Straight to the warehouse with little legs and little men. It wasn't little. Pint size. Pint size. Fucking hell. Never forget that goat. Stag or ag? Oh, little. Speaking of the stag do. Little Clevo special. We've got a news thing coming up. All right. This is good that I'm doing this with you, because I'll be able to put in the GC the shit you're fucking with. Oh, yeah, the shit I've done. Well, Clevo, explain what we're doing here.

44:01AB:So, basically, your stag's coming up. Yep. And I've got a list of things that are typically on stags. And you guys can bring up stuff as well. But basically, you either say stag, as in get that on my stag, or nah, it's too much ag, too much aggro. Let's leave that. Love it.

44:15Cal:Wordplay. Wordplay. On the debut, dropping fucking word off. AJ Tracy over here. Mental stuff. Weirdest shout from wordplay. I don't know. I just went for the first rap that came to mind. All right. Okay, so first one is matching t-shirts. I'm loving that. that's yeah that's pretty that's that's default as long as it's not some fuck shit like rapist because I've seen some stag t-shirts like I did oh you remember in between us one I saw a mystery I saw a mystery airport stag thing and like one of them just had Nigel Farage reform t-shirt oh oh god limit but nah we can get some cute matching tees nah I'm fucking with matching t-shirts I think we've all got to do it I think you're going to get 17 all of these and I'm not not my stag forced karaoke I mean I just won't sing so I thought you were bummed karaoke I like it when I'm absolutely fucking hammered okay

45:07AB:that's why it says forced right because karaoke when you're having a good night is fine I don't know come on guys organize fun get in there terrible

45:15Cal:terrible dance moves not really a dancer to be honest I'm kind of more like you know I'm a foot tapper I'll chew your hair off all night I ain't really hitting the dance floor I'll like shimmy a little bit you know maybe not my head yeah I'll do a little like occasionally I'll go like fuck off that's hell of it that's yours only if I'm going fucking mad yeah chip dressing up as a bride or cheerleader etc I mean you are going to have to wear some weird shit I don't mind that cheerleader I'll be able to show off my new rig a little yeah I guess yeah bride doesn't show that does it you need to see my horseshoe bro it's looking ridiculous so you fuck with that it's alright you can be dressed up freaky people need to know it's a stag so we can kind of get away with shit yeah people yeah chewing someone's ear off 100 % I'm hitting that up that is gonna be right that's gonna be my bread and butter the playing out there is gonna be bad for whoever's saying that to me I've said this a few times I think like you're one of my favourite people on the planet until I'm just too honest when you've had six bevs deep I do actively avoid you all night yeah like perfect night for me nah it's there's a good part perfect night for me is bond with Chip at Pre's and then chat to him next morning yeah yeah I hear it anything in between I wish it wasn't like that I feel like I hate it it's too annoying yeah yeah but there's nothing I can do I don't think unless I don't drink that much you can't speak to your sober self sometimes be like shit I don't know I'll have a word I'll have a word yeah but the idle scenario is we'll get you chatting to some random bloke you lot are getting on really well everyone nah I'm gonna I've been getting better I think I'm consciously making an effort let's see if it works okay um chewing oh no drinking games drinking games yeah I mean we're big on that shit the thing is I don't we've got I want to enjoy the whole trip I don't want to be like completely hungover to the point where I can't enjoy the next day.

47:03But you can kind of call the shots which is the beauty of it. Not really.

47:07Cal:Like if I say go home we're not going home. No, well that's mental. I mean more like you can be like oh let's have a bit of a chill one today and everyone be like alright, it's your stag, fine. Oh really? I can do that? Yeah, of course you can. Unless we've got something fucked planned. That's fucking pussy shit. Also, there's 17 of us. I can't be doing that to 17 people. People are paid to be out there. They've got to enjoy it. If I woke up one day and you were like

47:28Cal:you're my little lackey though you'll do as I say you know what I mean what does lackey mean you're just like my little come here boy I'm not going am I staying with you on this tag as well I don't know are you I don't know are you in my room I don't know I think so all I know is that we're staying in like a hotel we've got like 17 rooms or something or maybe some people are sharing I don't know and then I'm in a big suite yeah I think I'm in that yeah with Arthur maybe oh you know what it is I don't know I can't remember but off the top of my head I might show up for that that'll be cool let's do it public embarrassment of the groom I will probably leave the trip I don't think at a certain point in the night that you're not getting embarrassed nah because I I'll get you'll ruin my next day because I'll wake up like oh my god I'm too anxious for public embarrassment okay we'll scratch that father in the war on the stag they're gonna do it Sabina's dad on the stag he's a good lad Have you ever got drunk with him or does he drink?

48:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

48:30Cal:We'll have a couple of brewskis together. He's a good lad. He's got some crazy lore as well. I mean, he's an older man from like a different country. So like that, our drinking culture would probably surprise him. Yeah. He'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, he's never dealt with a buzz ball. Oh my God, there's going to be beatboxes there, bro. Oh, we've got to get the boys on them. What? Arthur Hill, fucking two beatboxes down. I forget all the people that are going. It's actually going to be nuts. Yeah. So it's all just for people wondering. and we might as well give you the lineup. Should I get the GC up?

48:59Cal:Yeah, get the GC up and just name the name. Here's a squad that we've got going on this mythical stag, which to be fair, I was kind of dreading when we were in America, but we do actually have a little bit. When do we go? No, it's not big our days. We can't say. It's not big our days. Me, Cal Freezy, Arthur TV, Chris MD, Elliot Hackney, Ethan Bazinga, George Clark, Harry, Batch, Randy, Reeve Will and E JMX Your Mate Jack Max plays FIFA Arthur Hill Incredible group bro Incredible group Yeah That's huge That's fucking huge Anything we missed What else did these You do on stacks Did you say Will Yeah Yeah good A lot of times They'll do like A big group dress up Weren't they They'll all dress up I think if we're all Dressing up I'd rather just you In some freaky shit We're all in nice I'm up for the matching t-shirts I just want a good time with the boys I don't think it can be a bad time it's natural as well and the good thing about that many people going like if you do want to like dial it back a bit like there's enough of everyone else where a few people like maybe taking a that afternoon off or evening off doesn't matter yeah there's always some you guys go out there's still 14 of you yeah still 10 of you I'll probably be doing that I'll probably be one of the ones I think that's fine though that chills out I think that's fine well Well, what about my big nose?

50:26Cal:I don't know if I have any. Just none of that kidnapping shit. What? You've not seen it where they do the kidnapping pranks. Or went to go on the stack. All kinds of stuff. Or like no giant boarding passes. Oh, yes. That's so good. Giant boarding pass might be the one. Or we print out your ID massive. So when you rock it to the club, you've got to show like a massive passport. I think the giant boarding pass has been overdone to the point where it's probably not that embarrassing in the airport because they all seen it. Yeah, everyone looks around and thinks that's a good bit. Oh, that's a good stack.

50:58Yeah, those guys have got ticked.

50:59Cal:Big nose. Yeah, I don't know. There's nothing too weird. Just keep it, boys. Having a fucking great time on the maps. This summer has just been ridiculously stacked. It has. There's been too much. I feel like usually I'm like gas for summer and then nothing really happens and you go to the odd motive here and there but this has kind of been like... Well, lucky man. Yeah. It's been a great summer but it has been intense and I can't wait for just a little like chill I'm getting the winter scaries now though getting scared about winter why? I love winter life's awful no it's not it is you know what you need to romanticize it a little bit I tried but you can't do it I'm gonna help you bro because you're gonna have a new flat we'll put a Christmas tree up we'll get some Christmas deckies up I'll take your selfridges we'll buy they sell like Christmas towns and you press play and it's like a little miniature Christmas town playing on your side do you think?

51:52Cal:I'd rather Alexa play some good tunes. Yeah, but you can have both and it'll be really Christmas to see it and it'll be like Yeah, that's the sort of even you doing that is making me depressed now. Like, honestly, one of my biggest pet peeves ever is someone talking about can you stop? Sorry. Got to be doing something all the time. Is someone talking about Christmas in summer? You brought it up! I know, but I get this like jab to the heart of depression. Well, why do you start speaking about winter then? I'm scared of it. you know what if winter is so bad winter in a city it don't work you can in the countryside I think you can in the countryside when it's snowing on the trees and the grass it's like alright this is kind of cool guess what we live in a tiny country you can go to the countryside in about an hour I know it's not gonna work in London why don't you if winter is so bad you should start putting the good things that you can do in life in winter like you should order your new car in November or something like that yeah it's not a bad show you know what I mean so there's still stuff to look forward to in winter December I just go play back December just go fucking Thailand or something yeah golf I think abroad golf is going to be my thing stop let's not circle back to this you're getting upset we're going to speak about this off camera no because you're getting upset because everyone's into golf and you're not I think you missed the golf way now you've lost another one to it no surely like we can get I'm going to have to get lessons soon as well I'm going to have to start taking shit seriously I don't like that bro well when we go fellas fishing we're going to fall in love with fishing and probably start a fishing channel so does that and it'll be called fucking AB and Chip fish that would I could go off I'd love a little fish and channel but they're not cool enough fish here

53:30AB:fish and chips oh but where's AB but I'm I'm not fish like in the logo like yeah but I'm then it's only his name's in it we can make it work we'll brainstorm fish ab chips don't work

53:46Cal:nah could you imagine that though that'd be such a wholesome channel It would. Stay in cabins and shit, but we learned how to bushcraft. I want to go fishing in like Florida and catch a Goliath grouper. Shit. Well, we can do that in the future. I was actually getting bad messages on my Snapchat like, nah, how are you paying, how are you getting Chip a whole yacht day for his birthday and you're getting your boy a little Airbnb? Yeah. An Airbnb is sick. There's no yachts in England. Yeah, there's no fucking yachts in North Yorkshire. I thought that was nice of you. Don't worry. Don't listen to him, mate.

54:17Don't listen to him. Kind of a shame because no one remembers any of it. It was just laughing.

54:21Cal:I might go car camping. Yeah, that would be good. Yeah, I don't know where... Every night now, I watch camping videos to go sleep. ASMR ones, like dog and the guy in a cabin and he does his own fires and all that, the class. Would you bring Alfonso? Fuck, I could. That would make the video better, I think. It would, but I feel like he's not built for it. He's not built for it, is he? Yeah. But anyway, I found that Porsche themselves make a roof tent for the 911. Yeah. I thought that makes it a little bit futz. It goes fucking camping on top of that Porsche. Oh, do you camp on top of it? Well, you set it up on top.

54:58Cal:It's a roof tent for that. I thought it like came out and then it was almost like a filter that comes off the side. Nah, it comes on the top and then you have a ladder. Type in Porsche 911 roof tent. Just type 911. And then, yeah, this is it. Go on the images. Oh yeah, there it is. That's it. Yeah, that is sick. So that's what it would be. And I thought, you know what? That'd be great. Oh, it's kind of a jar if you do that because I've been promising to get in a defender every time. I just end up sleeping in my boot really uncomfortable. Yeah, well, that's kind of where you would sleep in a defender.

55:27Cal:You can't sleep in that. You can't, though. You wake up in pain. Really? Even in the camper shagging, I was struggling. And that at the bed. Yeah, I'm just thinking 20, 30 minute video. Just go on my own and take a camera and just wing it a bit. That is sick. I feel you get a little bit spooked, though. I might. Where do I do that also? Where am I allowed to do that? I got an app that shows you all the camping spots you're allowed to go to. Yeah. And what about like, if I need a little stove on the side like that, would you think I'm allowed to do that stuff? Yeah, there's just parts where you're allowed to camp and people put them on.

55:57Cal:And it won't be busy. I don't want other people to be. I don't think so, no. When should I do this? Because it's too hot to do it now, right? Nah, it's not that. It's a bit of rain and a bit of clouds going on recently. I want a little bit of a vibe. Yeah. You want a little sunset, sunny day. I also need to get all the gear. It's well expensive. The official one is really expensive, so I'm going to rent one. It's four grand for that. Fuck. also there's nothing worse than being cold in a tent like you'd rather be hot true so let's not mock about it maybe I'll just send it soon anyway anybody got any advice for car tent roof camping thing let me know um and yeah about the weight on the roof because everyone seems to keep asking about it it should be fine Porsche it's from Porsche themselves so it fucks up the roof then that's on them though yeah nah I could withstand that a little bit about it fuck it man you just gotta live once yeah just fuck it exactly man you just gotta live I'm actually well excited for that yeah that's a good idea

56:48AB:we're gonna reload

56:49Cal:I might die though camping fellas camping fellas fishing we'll do that at some point let's see how the fishing video goes down because I feel like that's kind of on the right wave and in the fishing video we might stay at a cabin yeah I just feel like us doing the vlogs in America is just like we need to do more just normal viz I know it is a podcast but like once a month just some cool special we go out the loaded bit can have the journey there and stuff yep fleshed out a bit more oh it's gonna be brilliant that's going off no I'm actually excited for that we got big plans

57:19AB:you're trying to camp like seaside camping or like

57:22Cal:I think a lake yeah like I'm thinking like I don't know is there anywhere in the Cotswolds or just Lake District but Lake District looks a bit far for us isn't it no just go like Surrey and it'll be better yeah I'm thinking cabin by wood log cabin next to the lake we're cooking some fish outside the log cabin or steaks whatever then we get a little robo out I got I got some yeah you have to do the accent but yeah for sure yeah I'll fuck it bro I insist I insist you don't have to yeah well anyway moving on uh Spider-Man did we talk about we did talk about that sorry I kind of want to talk about it again but it's okay nah you're all good bro isn't it crazy how much money it's made though I'm waiting for the new Batman to be honest that's like I'm a DC guy now that's a 2028 don't be a DC guy because they're about to shut it down when you get to this age you kind of not really but you kind of have a choice go out of turn DC no you don't it's only you got the penguin you got the Batman it just hits it's real yeah that's the only thing though what

58:27AB:Superman was alright I liked Superman you don't like Superman Superman's been poo my whole life

58:31Cal:Supergirl was apparently awful but I haven't seen it so I can't comment too much and it made no money I think just the name Superman always put me off what why yeah but it came from back in the I know I know but I just can't get behind someone called Superman I guess yeah but he was one of the first he was one of the earliest superheroes so the name is like quite it was like if I was born back then I'd rate him I don't know how to describe it yeah but back then you probably would but they're just goofy films like what was it Superman vs. Batman with Ben Affleck I was going on I hate it for me he doesn't have enough enough depth

59:04AB:no like he's just a bit too spawns in way too OP

59:08Cal:puts his glasses on he's suddenly invisible like I don't like that too Spider-Man X-Ray Vision Spider-Man for me is the greatest superhero of all time yeah Andrew Garfield there

59:19AB:that's fair enough recent Spider-Man's gritty as well so that links into your

59:23Cal:it's gritty yeah like it's more the reviews are saying

59:26AB:he's like more gritty you need to watch it bro I heard he's whamming it he is wham he's been wham forever bro no but apparently he's like noticeably whamming no he is wham

59:36Cal:he's a good looking lad Tom Holland man good looking lad I'd really that's got to be like dream guest right now really yeah he's reached a new level of like movie star now so he's a proper movie star now Odyssey and that yeah he's got oh well look who it is look who it is sadly he's behind the camera guys bro this document is mad we need to insert that Robert Pattinson clip in there now this is put together you know that beggars clip I've never seen bullet points like this you know I'm kind of crazy best pod in fucking time I can't believe the one where we've got Clevo's debut and I'm back Cal's actually fucked it off I was actually I read that this morning I was a little bit fuming yeah he definitely could have made it he could have I heard him on that Zoom meeting he sounded calm no sign of gonna get pieced up the next time he's in fuck him summertime baby we've got a little summertime thing on the dock here what is this oh is it just oh yeah it's talking about your apartment it's something less of a thing as you get older because you're working I don't work wow you don't work at all what do you do at home like I feel like we've already spoken about this but like genuinely describe a day you wake up at 9 where right there's no podcast on this day you wake up nah it can be grot it can be the flat you wake up at 9 go wake up at 9 scroll till half 10 make breakfast Just scroll till one, go to the gym, wrap up gym by three, go to my mum's gaff, order food, eat the food, wait for my mates to finish work, play paddle or golf.

1:01:19Cal:I respect that. It's a little bit of intermittent scrolling in there because you've taken a gap. Yeah. It's how you fast track the day. Yeah. Being unemployed, people think it would be crazy. It's not. You actually just got to find ways to make the day go quicker. At least you're like going gym and playing paddle and stuff. Oh yeah. I'm a bit of a cardio demon these days. And you're vlogging Sometimes Semi-weekly Semi-weekly Semi-weekly

1:01:40AB:What's your screen time saying In the moment

1:01:42Cal:Mine's down a little bit I think it was average Six hours 30 for the week It's a bit better Because like In the World Cup Like it was getting a bit much I was getting locked Into like Doomscrolls I think Corporate America Had it's fucking way with me Capitalist America They had me In a chokehold And I was getting Eight hours right I was getting locked Eight hours

1:02:03AB:Yeah I can't really my personal Snapchat all day yeah that's a working day right that is a working day that's my job so fuck off and I don't scroll near people which you do

1:02:14Cal:nothing wrong with the community scroll there is there's nothing worse than saying something and no one replies and they're all looking at the phone sometimes I need to tap out like my brain's getting there's a lot going on monkey symbols going on up in there it's not an option you have to firm it I don't even want to talk to you anymore bro I just want to play my Xbox got to that point want to play a little bit of Assassin's Creed Black Flag I do need a game to play now I'm back in London well you were playing Lego Batman yeah shit what do you mean I thought it was good nah I played the Arkham one instead and I was like this is way better and finish that oh shit played the last Batman Arkham I was actually thinking to restart the Arkham series it was sick at the end he no point alright well let me just say because I haven't played the third I finished the whole game apart from the last mission which one Arkham what the last Arkham one is it Arkham night no it's Arkham um it's Arkham Asylum and then it's the last I don't know bro is it Arkham Origins I don't know bro that one was on all the consoles wait wait wait what was that 2015 one Arkham Knight oh fuck I only played Arkham Asylum and Arkham City it's probably Arkham Knight um I think it is that one is it any good really good I got to the end is it the one with the tumbler the Batmobile ah yeah I got to the end and I was on the final mission and I knew this mad shit was about to happen and it just made it really long like the last mission was way too long I had to like kill like bare people and instead I just closed the game went on YouTube typed in the ending of it and just watched what is wrong with you when was this just before when I was waiting for my passport for America and I just watched the last mission on YouTube instead after doing the whole game that's stressing me out that's stressing me out rest in peace Bruce Wayne why have you did he die why have you said that walks into walks into Wayne Manor I was just told you I was gonna play the series and you've now spoiled it I didn't even know that his identity gets revealed on TV why are you saying all the stuff he walks into Wayne Manor and the whole thing just blows up what is wrong with you all the press are outside Wayne Manor like it's Batman it's Batman he walks in full Batman thing nah this isn't even the gap just explodes I'm gonna wait till some magic he's a pro player you won't pull up this clip of Garnacho because I've seen it in his oh is it him playing for Villa have you seen it of this clip ripping up shit in a kettle I don't like to hate like this but he's cooking no but do you know what if he was like just a wholesome oh my god there was a time where I really thought it was him and he was fucking sick because he was going through a good period it's because he sold his soul for that bitey that's what happened he used all of his luck on that and now it drained his battery for life he won the Puskas for that didn't he I don't know or have I boys I feel like you would know

1:05:04AB:yeah he did for the Bicey yeah kind of has to but nah if he was like a wholesome baller I'd feel bad for him but because he's just like a bit arrogant a little baby and all shit

1:05:14Cal:the tights and stuff he's got the jokes did you see his trim nah oh yes I did see that I think Chelsea are going to finish third comfortably Cole Palmer's about to put some crazy numbers we're kind of not making the signings we need to be making so I'm a little bit worried but we'll see what happens we'll have a good time we'll see what we'll see what carrot's cooking up

1:05:34AB:by the way doesn't the season start in like two weeks 22nd yeah

1:05:37Cal:oh so my birthday

1:05:38AB:yeah really close now

1:05:41Cal:exciting times already back also it's F1 summer break where's Lando get him on a blower come on Cleaver that is

1:05:50AB:we're trying

1:05:51Cal:you're trying

1:05:53AB:that's enough for me

1:05:55Cal:you're trying that's that's that's a he's a hot commodity yeah He's probably busy and I'd be for enjoying his summer break to be fair. I get told I look like him a lot, you know, and I don't think I do. Fuck out, bro. Cool, I get told. You're saying it like he's Marlon. Cool, bro, I get told I look like Johnny Depp. That's not the same. Nah, it's the same. Oh, alright. Alright. Because I don't and you don't. No, but I don't. Okay. Yeah. I don't think that's like a... Nah, nah, because that's offensive to my boy. Okay. I'm joking. I see what you said. Me and Lando were fucking best mates. I worded that weirdly.

1:06:33Cal:It needs to be a comma. You know what I mean? Yeah. Who else would we get on? I mean... Well, we said Tom Holland. Let's go as realistic as possible. Realistic. That is possible. Possible or... Yeah, but like very... He's been on some YouTube shit. You know? Yeah. Four bros. Played golf against him or something. Well, I feel like Tim Fitcham or Tom Holland are kind of in the same category. No, Timmy's different. I think just being American, you're automatically different. No, I mean for like wanting, like I guess we want, not necessarily what they bring or how big it is. This isn't like Dreamcast, but I want like Micah Richards or someone on.

1:07:14You know what? Just do us quickly actually,

1:07:16Cal:just go back to that. Is Timmy F. Chalamet a bigger pod than Tom Holland? Yeah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent, yeah. Even for more casual based things because he is, Spider-Man. I know, but I don't know. And he just came off the back of the Odyssey. I know Tim Fuchel, but he's like, fucking. I still think Timmy. Yeah? Just American tax. Just being American. American. Ah, true. American superstar. So his girlfriend is the second most followed person on Instagram, I'm pretty sure. Or third. Behind Ronaldo Messi. Yeah, that's a wrap. Oh my God, I had a dream the other night I was on Kylie Jenner's jet and I genuinely woke up feeling like I really knew her.

1:07:57Like it was, I had so many convos. It wasn't even like a drop in game when it was actually like, nah, I actually want to know how you made your billions. How the fuck is that? I don't know, but then I got escorted off the plane with the NoCoison and Drake and I was in this mad casino and it was like, I was starstruck when I woke up. I had a really bad dream recently as well. I don't really have them as often as you. Yours are always fucked and you've got,

1:08:19Cal:you've got a new one every day pretty much. But when I have one, I'll remember it for a while. Mine was Nico died. Nico died? yeah and it was like

1:08:28AB:a massive

1:08:29Cal:obviously massive thing the whole everyone was crying it was like a real fucked up dream the thing is if Nico died I woke up like well upset no but you did you have to check his insta well nah I didn't I just woke up like fuck thank god that was a dream I was like sweating and shit no but Nico's like one of the people that if he died like Max Fosh he'd be like nah they're not really dead and I'd break it in Jesus name it's a video sorry I said again they're people that you wouldn't believe they're actually dead oh because he does some fuck shit yeah we were saying last week that we need another big Nico video to drop some mental yeah yeah he's cooking anyway well fuck should we wrap this bad boy up I feel like it's been an amazing pod yeah it's good little catch up enjoy it I wonder what the people are going to think of this this is pretty casual when I feel like I'm just getting dusting off the rust yeah we're getting back into it we've got guests coming up we're working on it Clevo is here Clevo is here to save us ain't that right he's got crazy network he's got crazy Paul literally yesterday he gets a DM I look over the shoulder just to see his phone Timmy Chalamet like yes bro yeah we'll see if we can fit you in at some point crazy I was like how do you know him

1:09:40AB:we're just boys from back in the day

1:09:42Cal:mental well guys thank you very much for listening mate do all that good stuff that Kyle usually sends at the end of the episode follow the fellas on Instagram follow the fellas on TikTok comment below and let us know what you'd like to hear or see in our new era if you're listening don't forget to leave us a five star review and help us to get to number one if you're watching like comment subscribe we'll see you next week fuck yeah that was really good man it's not like you were reading it off the screen or anything no it was off the dome anyway goodbye guys we love you and we're gonna leave you in a bit that was the bomb from the middle of Oppenheimer