297. Yo Family Tattoos, Disney Adult BEEF & Solar Eclipse Scam!

23:44But if they're like, actually like, no kids waiting outside of a Disney store for the new Mickey Mouse drop, moving like to Disney culture force, suck.

23:56Wait, so at what point, like for me, I think you're, you're, you're weird. If you go into Disneyland more than twice a year by yourself, I'm thinking they got more than three cats and they have hot chocolate all year round. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. And they think shit's all sweet cookies and rainbows, it's not. Yeah.

24:15Cal:Fuck it, as long as they're not doing anything weird shit, I'll... No, I'm saying that is weird. Yeah, but it's not hurting anyone. Well, that goes for everything. Yeah, but you can say that about fucking woke fucking Disney. I just feel bad for them, you know? Oh, so you think they're mentally challenged? No, no, it's just to get bullied. He says fuck shit about the Disney community. Get bullied. You think they get bullied? Yeah, they definitely get bullied. Okay, so bullied kids like Disney? No, Disney adults. So kids that watch... So adults that watch Disney should just get bullied then. People should deck him in the street.

24:44No. I'm saying they shouldn't. They're easy pickings.

24:47Cal:They are easy pickings. They are. Not for me though. Not for me. Because I support them. Maybe that could be me one day. Don't get me wrong. I've got no problem. If you like going to Disney, go and do it. But I think that's bizarre. No, you know what? No, I hear that. I think if one of the boys say Disney handled too weird, it's fine. But because Grace has said it, it's like, it's just affected a whole different bunch of people that are like, ah yeah this pod i'll be surprised if any disney adults there is there is a lot of disney adults that's why there is a lot you just don't realize how many there are there's an army of them i've seen it on tiktok now that she said that i'm not gonna lie i haven't seen a response but you know what when i've been to this and i see them in person and i see how they look like they're having a time of life and i'm like damn man i can't hate on that i feel bad for hating on what would be your equivalent uh my equivalent like like that what would get you feeling like that He's like a marvel.

25:39You know, I love fucking video games and shit.

25:43Cal:I'm sure some people would say that's loser shit at 32. I... Nah, people do gaming for years. I'm confused about your video game shit because I know you're into them, but I don't feel like you game that much. Bro, every night. I game more than you. That's just not true, bro. I feel like FIFA, though, don't count as gaming. But yeah, and you also don't do anything else. I got a job. You gotta let him do that? he agrees you're waking up at 11 you're chilling all day hitting the Benjamin you're first of all I never hit it in work hours your commute is fucking Greg's bro I never hit it in work hours for a start second of all what are your work hours?

26:24whenever I want I'm my boss is it I'm a boss? I'm the boss like a boss nah like I could I could go home now

26:34Cal:that's what I mean I gotta go home I gotta do like little wedding planning wedding planning I gotta lock in some other bits sort my thumbnails out then I get a couple hours at night to just enjoy myself yeah you just played Forza which is just that's not true bro fucking last night I was playing I think there's some games that don't count as video games I think FIFA's not a video game FIFA doesn't count I know I hear that but like clubs with the boys I don't think I don't think yeah FIFA, Call of Duty don't count World of Warcraft I think if you're playing that you're a legend you're a serious gamer I don't know if it's still up though like I just need a good story mode again that's what I need well there's plenty out there you just gotta want it yeah but people rate God of War really high I tried to play that at Dogwater really?

27:15the newer ones? I don't know it's one of them I just thought his ute was really jarring and like I think the whole point is like you're protecting your kid and I kind of wanted the kid to die because he was just winding me up he is a little bit annoying sometimes it would be way cool if it was a one man step as Kratos or whatever he is said this fuck off cock block

27:34Cal:what's that guy's name? Paul Bronson oh fucking hell what a boy or Phil Bronson baby kicks alright that's all I got uh footballers as Harry Potter characters what does that even mean what is that Cleaver what have you fucking whipped up out the kettle we have to talk about the fact you got a one of one yeah how much do you think that's worth five grand do you want to say what it is fuck what yeah I just you guys were going like 10.50 yeah you might be able to it's such a weird card that it's hard to like it's one of one yeah Harland, KDB, both on it. Both are autographs. Both match-worn shirts, patches, and they both see City.

28:11It's sick. If there's a minted City fan out there, he'll probably give you a fair whack for that. I'm thinking I'm going to stick a photo of me at Wembley on it and sign it myself. Don't ruin the Wembley. He's trying to ruin a collectible.

28:25Cal:You know what I've got at home? I've got like a full case of like the first ever drop of the Sidemen Tops cards. All unopened. Full case? Yeah, I've got like 10 to 12 boxes. bro run that up rip it JJ probably do it for a second channel vid JJ one probably goes to the moon now second channel vid ripping Sidemen cards like the original ones it's better than some of the shit I've seen on that channel it's a quick 10 out of 10 for sure but yeah but it's content isn't it I don't know like I think I think I think I'm gonna keep all of them they're probably worth a good pretty penny bro they're not well I believe in the Sidemen so I believe the value will go up mate there's gonna be rare KSI cards yeah yeah there is imagine you have a Superfractor 101 KSI in there.

29:05Yeah, and we won't be opening them until like 2070 when he's... Can you bring it on the stag and we'll rip them on the stag? I can bring a couple boxes. No, I want the case because there's a case in there. We should actually just go Fanatics before the stag and just bring some mad cards. That's how everybody brings a box. Yeah. Because I know that you love pack openings.

29:22Cal:I actually do like them if you do Star Wars or Marvel or Disney. Okay, well, you want... Yeah, you can get those ones. You can... Well, I'll cheat you to some of them. That can be my stag gift. everyone's got to do the stag gift stag gift that's a normal thing you know what is a crime is having a destination wedding and then getting us to fork out peas to go to Nashville as well that's fuck not really you guys you always talk about how much money you've got so fuck off and just do it I don't talk about I never talk about that I never talk about that I've got loads yeah you do I bet you talk about it nah in the group chat you do nah I never speak about it I'm an open book nah you'll just you'll just post a watch and I'll go how much was that bro and he's like, oh, just a day's work.

30:04Cal:And it'll be 25 grand. You did buy a new watch though. Yeah. 35. That's what you spend on it. And that is how I know you're out of touch. That's a day and a half work for him actually. It wasn't 35. It was 32.5. Oh, in that case. You're sweet, bro. Yeah, I didn't bring it up. I didn't even talk about that one online. Because I don't want to get decked. You did get it in every picture though. well yeah but that's also got my ink in it as well so it's a double by the way new ink fresh ink filled the ink off loved the new tat it's class yeah it's probably my favourite one actually can't believe you got it upside down that's not how it works my mum said the same shit about my other ones really no shoot I was like that and she was like why is a tree upside down and I was like do you understand how much weirder it would be if it was upside down like that see I'm on a wind up but your mum was being for real no because you either you either get it for you or you get it for them I got it for them thank you bro yeah Yo, I actually want to say thank you for that.

31:03I don't want you coming up to me like that. Doing a handstand trying to check your shit. Oh my God. That's a good point, actually. Why? That's a big decision to make. It's not, though. It's actually like really just stupid if it's facing you. Really? And it's upside down for everyone. Yeah. What if you've got a bit of writing on it, though? We go sideways, so it doesn't even matter. No, but if I've got this, I'd love. Should we get a tat in Nashville? I've got writing on mine. Should we get a little tat? Which way is it important? Go on. It's always for you. really never for

31:32Cal:yeah so it reads for you that's why I got a horse well tattoo yeah first guy to get a Cal Freezy tattoo what that's fucked don't do that you got the chipper one on your wrist too let me let me yeah let me say I got sent photos I can send them to you they have some Yo Family tattoos some bloke's got a Yo Family tramp stamp no that's brilliant wait actually wait a bloke or a man so I think a group of friends I don't think it's a girl who got it but like so what if a bloke's getting his back blown out it won't come out yo family that's fucked so yeah someone got an ankle someone got an arm and then someone got like above their arse and I put them on my Snapchat and someone commented nutting upon entry that's that's insane bro what do we do?

32:20I don't think it's on it you know I think it's your family tattoo

32:26Cal:I'm trying to find it it's been a minute there is a lot out there over my Over my career, I've probably seen 20. Do you reckon it's because people are in like Zanty or whatever and they're with their mates and they're getting it there? Or do you think they're taking time and like... I mean, it's definitely on a night out one. Right. But that's pretty cool. I wonder if there's any burger tats out there. There's got to be. One burger tat. Someone go and get burger tattooed. Speaking of burgers. Yep. Hawksmore Burger. Oh, let's go. Yeah. Congrats on that. Thank you guys for trying it. Yeah, I'm trying it.

32:58Well, that was sick. No, but you actually expect me to get it when I went? Yeah. Did you actually? Of course, bro. It's just supporting the gang. Even if you just get it for the middle, share it. No, but I was like, as long as one of us gets it, it's sweet and we'll get it.

33:11Cal:I've had it, bro. And I saw it was good. I even promoted it for free. I just, I believe you. Yeah, okay. I just believe you that it's sick. I don't mind that. That's a good answer. I've been telling everyone how good it is. You know what? Actually, my shit is getting blown up. Your shit is getting blown up? What did you say? My messages. Oh, yeah. Everyone, I'm getting very good feedback. No, it's an amazing burger. Yeah, we went into Hawksmoor. You don't say anything, bro, because you ain't tried it. We went into Hawksmoor and they were like, we got the Cal Freezy burger on the specials. And it says on the menu, like Cal Freezy YouTuber and shit.

33:44And we were like, all right, just pretending we're not boys.

33:47Cal:Ignore him, mate. He doesn't realize you don't like fucking bread. I got a steak that I didn't eat instead. This is like a genuinely, like an AB friendly burger though, I think. Is there anything on there that you wouldn't eat? Well, I'll tell you what. actually you invited me to some burger party yeah so i was expecting to have it there fine fine and then it got canned yeah september you're moving it yeah i moved it okay that's fair enough because it turns out that just half the food industry have fucked off for summer what's that about i'm dropping some fire so they'll be there anyways we'll go try the burger at hawksmore yeah please do actually give it a go because it's actually fucking good in like if you went on a lie detector test now and it was like what's the best burger you've ever had yeah is that it yeah it is the best burger that I've had I've got like a I know my top three now it's that one it's Bleecker Burger and it's Plimsoil it really is up there when I tried it at your thing I was like wait I knew it was going to be good because it's Hawksmoor but it was just like perfect for me perfect ingredients I'm a picky guy so this is a banger and most importantly no pickle if you were to bring out a product what would you bring out I don't know product or food not a product I honestly think that the fleshlight industry has so much room to grow there is so much work to be done how would you upgrade on a current fleshlight?

35:11What would be the USP of the chip off fleshlight?

35:14Cal:I think we need to start looking at the lazy boy chair and looking at a possible integration slash collab. And a lot of them don't come with a nut guard as well. You know how a what guard? A nut splash guard Okay now we could be talking about a potential collab on ideas here i'm willing to give you potential 15 equity on the nut guard or the lazy boy so what you want it to be like already yeah what about we call it lazy nut okay so we've got the lazy boy chair remember the ones in america then big brown ones we're talking that um then we've got like a road video microphone arm yeah coming out attached to the fleshlight on a little mechanical arm.

35:55Cal:I'm talking speed, vibration, warmth. Can you adjust the temperature? We've got a little liquids bag down here that you can inject into the fleshlight should you decide you want it slightly more lubricated or not. Okay. Does it have a voice? I think that's a... Whose voice would you have? I think we need to start looking at subscription bottles. Can you add like an accent? Can you demonstrate? What would you want it to say?

36:30Cal:i think this could work this could work well yeah we gotta be careful we're giving our ideas stimmed out pre-workout with nicotine in or something but yeah that's for you yeah so there's no reason these two products don't go hand in hand because you probably want to hit that before you hit this no nicotine's bad for rodons really oh well that's what you need then it's a need some kind of pre-workout that gives the opposite it stops like limits blood flow so if you like popped loads of snus you're probably not getting it out really yeah that seems like a pretty big nerve no but i think like if you're on it at the time okay like so people aren't popping a snus while they're going like when i've done snus just before the gym i felt like my pump shit what about a snus before you beat your shit.

37:12But it's just not going to be a good beat. Really? You won't be up for it. Really? Depends what dot you got. Oh, so if you're rocking like a three dot, you probably just scrape by with like a... Yeah, you probably get the job done with a three dot, yeah. Shank. But to all the lads out there, if you've not got it up and you do snus, that might be why. They might be thinking, now what's wrong with me? I was like, bro, you just popped a Pablo just before going in the room. And that's what did you think? That messes you up. You can do, yeah.

37:37Cal:That's good life advice to the boys out there. Yeah, this is it. She actually decided him out. Yeah, finally. I have been saying we want to teach the audience more shit. I feel like that sort of stuff is exactly what they're here for. Yeah, I'm here all day. Doctor. What the hell was that? I've never heard that noise ever. What note is that? I don't know. Sabina. Oh, shit. She's got a special ringtone, don't she? What? Do I have a special ringtone? Nope. Okay, well, first of all, we both need a special ringtone. Yeah, that's fucked. That's probably why you don't reply to our shit. Your shit's pinned, bro.

38:08Pinned? Yeah.

38:09Cal:Am I pinned on what's that? Yeah. I just look at it and go, later. That's a tomorrow job, that. Every time you message me, I'm like, here he goes. My neighbor, like four days ago, was like, we need to arrange some works going on. What's the best way to get in touch? I was like, oh, here's my number. He's messaging me every day, last four days. I just keep airing it. And then he's knocked at my door, like this morning, like, did you get my text? I was like, I think so. Bro, he might have gone into your gaff last night. That was why your door was open when you got that? No, you just left it wide open.

38:41Oh, okay. That's fair enough. All right, cool. So you're doing a pre-workout with nicotine and all sorts. No, I don't actually want to promote nicotine to the youth. Good. That's such a nitpick. No, I actually don't though. Really? Yes, and this isn't good. But you do it all the time. I know. But you chucked it away. You put it in the bin and then you woke up at 7 a.m. and you ordered it on Deliveroo. That's actual addiction, by the way. Yeah. I do have a very addictive personality but only to like shit that's cool don't start saying addictive personality cool shit you just said you didn't want to promote it to the youth no it's not good your life is better without it but when you're a guy with as much free time as me and as bored as me sometimes you need some stimulants

39:26Cal:okay fair enough you started playing golf now yeah I spoke about that a little bit in the last one I played with Jack Joseph for my channel and we broke like 95 on a scramble he got like a solo eagle you carry on going one over par you know what I just got the stiffest swing in the game yeah Bez had you cooking your whole shit hit me up where you want to go I'll come with you because I'll be just as bad yeah if you want to do like a two shit lads play golf what are you trying to do fellas golf it I take it really seriously I will go I'll play it properly I'll get my range I'm just not good I checked the yardage and everything oh fucking hell I'll be watching Rory and McKillroy videos McKillroy you know what I've still never gone and got a buggy.

40:09There's never a buggy. I'm always walking. You haven't been to a good spot though. Have you? Well, we saw last time what happened when you got behind a wheel at a buggy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's not, let's not get you. That was your guys' fault that you can't just stop in the middle of a road when people are driving. Can you not? What the fuck's wrong with this guy? You know, the clip we're talking about the Calix big wedge. Oh, yeah. We actually nearly killed him. All right. That is kind of on you. Yeah. Cause it's like, we're both driving. and one of them's clip farming in the back. You can't just stop when someone's mid-clip farm.

40:39We were at our ball. Were you? Genuinely at your ball? Nah. No, you spilled a beer, didn't you? Yeah, we spilled a beer. Just clocked it for Friday. Oh, don't say stuff like that. Yeah, you're actually...

40:49Cal:Because you're not that guy anymore. Nah, because I've got to say Friday, my day. Oh, shit. Friday, my day. I might be getting fucked up tonight. What's Saturday, then? What? My day. Your day. Oh, Saturday is the day of God, bro. Don't start bringing that to you. That's Sunday. Oh. Yeah, that is Sunday. I'm new to the Christian stuff. Are you at all religious? No. How are you asking that now after about 12 years? No, just because I know there was a time where you were thinking about going down that route. I wasn't thinking about it. I was just mucking about watching Passion of the Christ. How about judging me?

41:26I used to go... What, Mel Gibson flat comes out and they're not going to indulge? Yeah, fine. I do hear that. I used to go to church for school and give out canned goods. Same. I used to do the church stuff. It's another Havits Festival when we give our fruit and vegetables. I don't remember that kind of stuff. We had to do a whole sing-song and bring in bare beans and I was like, where's this even going?

41:45Cal:Couple bits, by the way, for the wedding. Who's on drink duty? Apparently one of yours needs to hold up a tray and you've got hand-out drinks. Fuck off. We're not getting paid for this gig. No, but that's part of the thing. I'm working up for a motive and all of a sudden I'm working on the doors. Well, lads, you are all good. Loads of the bridesmaids have got jobs and shit. Yeah, let them do that then. Yeah, but I need a couple of my boys need to be doing something like oh we got you we're making sure you're who's being ring bearer no like one of the one of the wills do one of the bridesmaid can like hold the drinks and i'll be like oh and i'll take a couple for them and then i'm done that could work you want you don't want to give him a job it'll be it'll be half-arsed he's running a duos up on the fucking on the bridesmaids well what are you running a train on the bridesmaids what bro don't talk about serving his mates like that first of all i didn't i didn't you know what they say though this is where you could meet your wife.

42:34They say at weddings, that is a common point.

42:37Cal:I could make this all about me, actually. No, I've told them way too much fuck shit. It's not going to happen. What? They all think he's fucked. Yeah, I mean. I'm not. Show him a sink pick. Exactly. The bulldog's here. The bulldog. Sinky bulldog. Stop. Is that bullying? When you're doing your vows. I'm not doing any. I've got a Bluetooth speaker that goes, Get out.

43:03Cal:Oi, just start fucking booing me now. You fucking ride out yourself, you prick. Wait, what do they say? Does anybody have any objections to this? And he's just like, yeah. Supposedly that's like, actually. It's not official though, so. Oh, okay, yeah. It's just a pretend one. You can't do the official thing in Sicily, can you? Unless you're religious or something like that. Unless you're a citizen. One of them. So what, you want us to do a job? What job do you want me to do then? we've done this before I had to do the whole I feel like you kind of already doing something you're already doing this on the pod we've done this debate before I had to scatter that like I was doing the rose petals of course yeah you had a trial run for the gig yeah he didn't get it I think I'm just gonna be I'll just be the jester have you guys gone to get your suits no couple people have got theirs now yeah we're going on Sunday apparently it was very easy though you just go in show them my message and it's just yeah I'm doing it on Sunday nice and easy just make sure you do it because the stag's coming up right so the fellas mysteries you need to do it before we leave why?

44:08otherwise you won't get it yeah it needs to be done in time how far how long is the wedding after the stag? a few weeks not long whoa alright fellas mysteries is back is it? the Somerton Man oh the Tamam Shud Case the Tamam Shud Case um okay so how are we going to do this? go on Chip

44:25Cal:read it out alright December 1st 1948 A well-dressed man is found dead on Somerton Beach in Adelaide, Australia. No ID, no wallet, tags cut out of his clothes, cause of death, unknown. Possibly poison. He's never been identified until DNA tech partially cracked it decades later and even that answer raised new questions. Okay. Whoa. I like this. Who's shaking? Who would, how would you go about solving this? Okay. so we've had a general try to find out like has anyone just put a photo with his face online and said who's this anyone know him I imagine they've done that 1948 oh shit they had by the way they had photographs in 1948 also yeah I know people from 1948 so family members so we still know people I just don't think you bother solving it it's 1948 there's wars going on like fuck what's another body just fucking hell kick it this is actually him well well his family might want it oh okay so if i was them i'd stick that in the papers and go who's this oh that is a weird looking find though like he just looks too calm he could just had a heart attack yeah but surely then somebody would be like that oh yeah and he's had his coat so what so what was uh so they reckon he was poisoned damn he just could be some kind of spy until dna partially cracked it decades later and even that answer raised new questions all right okay so But months later, a slip of paper is found sewn into his pants with the words, Tamam Shud, which in Persian means it is finished slash ended.

46:02Torn from the last page of a rare book of poetry. The actual book turns up someone had tossed it into a car nearby. Wait, name the book. It could be important. Oh, okay. The Revaiyat of Omar Qiyam. Go on, lad. Okay, now that we've said that, we should be able to solve this. Yeah. inside the book a phone number and a scrawled code of letters that's never been definitively cracked oh shit now we're on some national treasure hunt

46:32Cal:this is crazy man is this real? yeah okay keep going so this is the hammer so that's the hammer yeah okay I'm not gonna be able to figure it out so they think it's a sort of code the phone number belongs to a nurse who lived close by she reacts strangely when police show her the plaster cast of the dead man's face theories over the years are Cold War spy, poisoned by Jealous X, a coded message tied to a secret affair. I'm liking the spy shit. I think spy seems most viable. Because I feel like they also can scrub someone from the world. Do you know what I mean? If they're a spy, you can just be completely scrubbed out.

47:09But why would if he was taken out as spy by the government or someone, why are they leaving little breadcrumbs like this? There'd be nothing. Maybe to somebody though, This means something. Or maybe he knew he was going to die, so he showed it into his pants and was like, if they find this.

47:26Cal:They've left that message to specifically, it needs to get out there, and someone sees it and goes, damn, okay, nobody else gets it, but there's one person that has seen it, has gone, right, we've, yeah, these are letting us know that this shit is on. Yeah, it could be some mafia stuff. It might not be a spy thing. It could be mafia. Mafia's not a bad child either. So why was the phone number in there then? Go back up. The phone number belongs to a nurse. Yeah. Inside the book, a phone number and a scrawled code of letters that's never been definitively correct. And the phone number belongs to a nurse who lives close by.

47:57Cal:The nurse knows more than she's letting on. Yeah. The nurse is involved. Or it's a complete curveball. They're like, fuck it, let's add her in. See what happens. Would you just add in a nurse? So they found out her phone number, and I know she lives nearby and just added it in. Yeah, if I killed someone, I could just add a random number just to throw them off. You stick my number in there, stitch me up. Yeah. Yeah, but they're not going to nurse. Where are you being? You're seeing that, nah, I don't know who that is. Well, we've got a twist here. Wasted some time. In 2022, researchers using DNA from hair trapped in the death mask, in the death mask, have I said that right?

48:33Cal:Yeah. In the death mask, claimed to have identified him as Carl Charles Webb, an electrical engineer, but no confirmed motive, no explanation for the code, and some researchers dispute the ID. so even the solved version isn't fully solved. Brilliant. That's very helpful. Would the code be crackable today with AI or is it just gibberish? If it was crackable, surely they would just be doing it now. Nah, because there's a lot of important shit to do first, like edit more videos of me singing a Glastonbury. That's a good point. Brent Flix. Let's get Gordon Ramsay. We need to get Brent Flix on this when he's done that.

49:10Why go through the trouble of hiding a body's identity that thoroughly? Because they're a spy. not even just hide the body in general? Why do all this? Because I'm telling you they want somebody. I reckon this guy knew that he was done and he's taken, he's poisoned himself and he's like killed himself. He's sat there. He's done a shot of, I don't know, gulag juice. And then he's just laid there and he's sewn in a message that is for like either a mafia or a country or something like that. It's a good point.

49:39Cal:This guy could have just been having like some kind of breakdown, like psychosis or schizophrenic. and this is just he has killed himself and this is just some people are just mad yeah he might have just gone mental I watched Fight Club for the first time the other day it was a rough time and it's made me see shit differently right like what just like you never know what the other person across from you is like seeing or thinking's going on they could be chatting to Tyler Durden oh yeah I'm glad you brought that up that's good that's going to help us crack this I'm glad you've mentioned that oh I thought we came to a conclusion we don't know so this this guy was on This guy was on Fight Club shit before Fight Club.

50:17Cal:That's what you've said. No, you just said I could have been schizophrenic. I was thinking, oh. Why do my shorts always ride up like mad? I was thinking that. That's a fucking mystery. No, he's fucking print farming. He's been doing it for the last few hours. Print farming. It's insane. All right, cool. Someone figure that out and let us know when you figured it out. Yeah, someone who can be asked to shout us about that. Yeah, give me like a proper shout. Well, I can't figure it out. I'm going to have to be honest. i thought you had it no no just i know you're expecting me to my mate told me this story the week right he was like oh my mates from uni like they went on this stag do and one of them like did md and his knob went all small and he was asleep put a signet ring like around his knob as a joke and then the guy woke up but he got like morning wood and he had a signet ring around his knob and his knob was dead and like blue and it got cut off and i got showed this photo of like mad no like you think about how small a ring is yeah and you know so i'm they like scarred me but i was like that's fucked and then i told my other mate and he was like that's weird because my mate told me that as well and then i saw a podcast clip the other day and it was about that and i think it's just some urban myth that's going about oh this could be legit though no i think it is just like everyone because i saw the podcast clip i saw was on about like a dick ring it wasn't on about a signet ring it's starting to change yeah but my thing is here about okay so let's say to someone you've woken up someone's whacked a signet ring of you know first of all like your must have been in a bad way to slip a signet ring on yeah second of all let's say you go to the hospital why are we cutting the dick off and not cutting the ring it was blue you couldn't get the ring it was too late it was dead it was just a dead like the photo i saw the photo i saw was you wouldn't go we're not gonna photo i saw was like a full hospital sheet and there's a hole there and you can see like just a bit of the ring and it's just dark blue almost like black it's dead it's frostbite he's had to go on incognito to google it this is messed up this is mad but I think it's like it must have been real some penile strangulation that's what they're calling it I think it must have been real like a real story at some point but it's got around and everyone says oh my mate's mate heard this my mate's mate heard this and everyone thinks they know someone who did it but I think it's just it's mad it's like when you're in the abyss.

52:34Cal:Yeah. It's like when you're watching that BDSM stuff and you just start squeezing your own shit so it's like feeling like you're more engaged. Never done that. lock into immersion, man. You guys need to... Oh, wait. Yeah, is there an actual... Okay, here. So doctors report of a rare case of penile strangulation. This is on BBC, by the way. So this is as legit as it gets. Exactly. Oh, here we go. So, doctors in the Republic of Ireland faced an unusual medical dilemma after a metal ring became stuck on a man's penis. Oh, my God, this might be it. The rare case of penile strangulation has been reported in the Irish Medical Journal, a.k.a.

53:08the IMJ, that sounds called. Fire brigade crew used an angle grinder to remove the ring, right? See, now that's what I said. That was my solution. No, it's like you might as well just snip the knob off at that point. Right, anyways, the doctors called the fire services after standard medical equipment failed to remove the ring. The medical report indicated that the case required urgent treatment to avoid organ-threatening complications. You imagine having the biggest shrivel of all time someone puts a ring on you and then you wake up, break. That is fucking awful.

53:41Cal:People doing fuck shit. This wouldn't happen if the lazy nut existed. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't have to be going to these lengths to get a weird nut because we've organized everything and you've got the AI. You've got everything you need. Speaking of urban myths, what about the Frosties kid? Did you guys have that one? Yes. You know about this one? I think my one was like, He put pencil in his eye or something. No, in his nose. So this was this one. The Frosty's kid, he got bullied so hard for the advert that he did. This is ringing a bell. Yeah. And then he went into school one day and he killed himself by putting a pencil in his nose and just...

54:23That goes through me. I don't think so. No, it's not true. It's way too brutal. But that was going around at school and it was heavy. Who the fuck is picking that as their way out?

54:33Cal:anything else yeah but we all believed it man me in year six i was like i'm sorry that he's gone through that first i said miss i need a pen this pencil's scarred first thing i ever heard of uh slender man was like my mate told me this i don't know if he was like working for the feds or parents or something but he was like no slender man like really doesn't fuck with naughty kids like he goes for like bad behaved kids and i believed it and i'm like were you working like you're on the inside double A yeah trying to get me to be well behaved but he was a kid himself yeah never trust a kid like that man freaky guys by the way what's he up to now I bet he's on to fuck shit end of the day I go to the teacher why has Josh not been in today who's Josh no way oh so it was a figment he's never on the register oh my god no I made that bit up okay that's okay well I actually enjoyed that part of the story that was where it started getting yeah you're good around this campfire buddy yeah Another urban myth.

55:30Cal:Do you remember the aliens, the gooey aliens, and apparently they could give birth if you left them in the fridge or some shit? Oh, bro. Do you remember what I'm talking about? Nah. Back to back for aliens in the thing. Just wasn't true, right? Fucking lot of that wound me up, man, because I'd be... Have you seen this as well with the frosties? Changing the temperature in the fridge at night and your mum wakes up and she's like, why is everything fucked? Bloody Mary three times in the mirror as well, in the school toilet. Yeah. In the dark. What happens then? Meant to be some little girl shows up.

55:57Didn't. Okay. Phew. For a second, I thought that wasn't legit. Yeah. All right, back to the Frosties kid. So the myth, yeah, he was relentlessly bullied for a cringeworthy performance that took his own life. The truth is, Ragnarok is alive, well, and completely unharmed by the minor gig from his youth. By the way, there's nothing might... Let me just say, he didn't get bullied for that. He would have been top dog in school. He runs that shit.

56:25Cal:He was the big dog. He was the guy, man. They're all awake. the thing is they're coming into school being like oh you think what have they got oh you got some frosties around your mouth bro I'd love to have him on the pod and fucking talk shop with him talk shop with him go on what's your favourite frosty you might be wondering what he's up to now he grew up to become a professional actor and a gymnast he's throwing that shit back now yeah crazy in South Africa as well of all places yeah so many famous gymnasts from South Africa crazy oh let's let's do the question that we spoke about before oh yeah so what i was saying what public figure yeah celebrity whatever in the uk do you think could be like everyone would he'd get in as prime minister so let's just say he thinks loved enough to get that but they would genuinely have to win it like who's got the best chance at winning it big john's up there but he'd not want to this is this is um this is brilliant question because i said david attenborough he's too old but that was the first name that came to mind because but i guess you're thinking national treasure everyone loves to bellingham too young i think if we'd won the world cup he could you need to be looking at someone who's about 45 50 so that jordan henderson he is a leader they do say that a lot yeah they do uh now there's got to be someone david someone like david attenborough but he's not like you know fuck Jeremy Clarkson could give a go no he's too too polarising he's very right isn't he yeah but still like they're on they're on who's like everyone loves that's the point fuck it James a lot of people on the left work like I fuck with him not a big enough personality okay what about this then what about I got it I got it I got it Adele could potentially do it yeah not bad like if adele was out i'm coming out to run as prime minister out hello christian bale you gotta stop with this christian bale shit dude law to ever do it ever just lopping around as a prime minister you think it was part of a movie i'll be like tom holland in 20 years okay what we're talking about now tom holland now he's got 65 million insta that's pretty valid bro nowhere shut um what about robert patterson guys we'll stop just naming your favorite actors it's weird don't mind it batman he's not even in my top yeah but christian don't say that he's gonna cook you alive batman as prime minister class he's just like he's not top 10 yet guys we're not doing this stick to the stick to the objective all right i think What about David Beckham?

59:06I did think that perhaps, but he's kind of thick as pig shit.

59:14We had him on the pod. We had him lined up for next week. He was at 300. For fuck's sake. And it's Sir. It's Sir David Beckham. I'm going to make them honey. What?

59:26Cal:Yeah, okay. He's on his retirement. Fine then, Brooklyn Beckham. He's out there doing lots of different shit. Maybe he's probably going to end up trying for positive. Yeah. No, he's going to just fucking make everything about bacon sandwiches. Oh, fuck. He looks like he makes a mean scranton. By the way, yeah. I want to do a cook-off. I would have loved to try that little fucking sandwich that he blowtorched. Yeah. I think it looked good. The thing is, it's definitely better than what we whip up. 100%. It's just maybe not TV shit. I've never tried it. It's just because he's breaded and he's trying new shit.

59:57Right. Who else have you got lined up for this? I'll go with Gary Barlow fuck off nice son oh son Micah Richards what everyone loves Micah Richards they do but they do but what nah why a lot of people don't fuck with Micah Richards

1:00:20Cal:I reckon Jeremy really so far I've got it Gary Lineker no not awful Lineker yeah I was thinking of Neville I was thinking he's already in his politics Yeah, yeah, no, Gary Lineker, he's got good amount of sauce on him. Yeah, he's got political as well, hasn't he? Yeah. Thing is, that's what's throwing me off. I'm trying to think of someone who's never got political. Yeah, but you kind of need an edge though. You need an edge. No, it's just straight vibes that everyone's like, yeah, fuck it. Fine, Ed Sheeran then. It's not bad. Ed Sheeran and Example together. When they did the Nando Skank, that was the best.

1:00:53I don't know who Example is.

1:00:55Cal:What? What? Ah! You don't know who example is? You don't know who example is? No. This just reminds me how old we are sometimes, how young he is. You don't know the Nando skank? This is fucked. No. You don't - You on a fucking wind - On my life. I don't know what you're on about. Wait, did you have Daniel Craig? What? You don't know who that is? Never seen that guy in my life. Oh! That's insane, man. That's crazy. That's a bit related to you, maybe. I've actually had that. I've had that. Just type in the Nando skank. We don't need to watch that. Just want to see if you've seen a frame of it. Is he like a Professor Green?

1:01:25sort of that era yeah it is from that time i feel like i might have seen him on happy hour you know this one you've never seen this video no nanda skank no oh you

1:01:42nice it's not it's not one to listen to we'll get we'll get flagged 16 years ago bro he was fucking oh yeah happy hour he was six yeah he was six but you go grow you grow up and in school you someone put on the Nando's going true. He grew up into Fortnite. You guys overestimate some of these tunes that you had going on. A lot of them just... They've not broken into his generation.

1:02:04Cal:Whatever this is. Whatever this is was quick, done, onto the next. No, bro. I can hear it. I actually think it's true. I think a lot of the stuff that we love and think is mental. Just because we loved it at the time. You just said Hesky time's better than that. No, Hesky time will have like... It's obviously bigger than this. Obviously. Hesky time's bigger than this. You've got to look yourself in the mirror, bro. and come to the realization that our shit is cooked. Our shit's finished. Type in, this got 5.5 million views. It's like you lot think Tiny Temp is like... He is, he's the girl. He's one of the girls.

1:02:35Oh my God, Esky Time is over the triple of the views. Of course, bro. That was triple flight in my school. Were you lot singing Esky Time at school? Yeah, I was more getting hyper every morning before school. You were getting hyper? Yeah. Were people playing it on the speaker in school? Yeah, I... in primary, I think in year six, we had to, we're learning how to trace and we had to draw like a celebrity or something and I printed out a photo of JJ doing a mad face and that's what I traced. Cool. So that's why you had to stop doing it because kids in school were like you. Doing fucking show and tell with that face.

1:03:12Yeah. Back to our thing here, by the way, about potential people. Daniel Craig. Michael Caine's a great shout. Michael Caine's good,

1:03:18Cal:but again, quite old now. 10 years ago, Michael Caine wins one of the best to ever do it Judy Dench probably would wait wait wait back in the day what about Lethal Bizzle Dench that's the worst shit I remember that is fucked you know that nah that's what Bizzle used to do was so good the way you used so good is that like everywhere I go I made a gang up that's one of them that's like that was the most by the way that's the most unks shit what about Lethal Bizzle Dench Do you ever remember the video of Wiley making Nicole Lee noodles? Same era. First time I ever that would be good money. Oh my God.

1:04:03Wait, what about was there not a tune about a Ferrari? Lethal Bizzle. Rari workout. Rari workout. You know that one? That brings a bell. Yeah, get that one. Rari workout.

1:04:15Cal:Damn, you're really throwing it back a couple of years now, man. You don't know this one. Of course he doesn't mate What about Culture Clash? I don't know what that is He's on fucking La la la lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken Nah You're way more on that It's that Minecraft song You're way more That's way more new than that And it's tasty as hell Fucking By the way Great banger Check how many views that's got Let me show you the new era No I know Yeah this is what So wait Was it with my Fortnite tunes No fucking sack it Type in Minecraft chicken song But I want to see what it's on you're going back through your polls going to the official one official music bid bro this has got to have done numbers please man 93 mil no it's alright that's good man we're talking about our stuff it's got 5 mil then you've got La La Lava yeah but that that just transcends Minecraft movie was the only movie that I've fallen asleep to in the cinema in like the last 7-8 years I woke up during the credits was that dog shit film Arrival or whatever so that was wank Just stop saying stuff like that So what did you Okay When we're talking about these tunes What song did you grow up on?

1:05:27What's like some meme shit Like We all Can't get no sleep Okay Michael Moore Like the ceiling can't hold up Okay These are actual tunes So have you got any Like a melody Yeah but that's way before your time I know but I'm Thinking of my iPod Touch The first songs I was downloading Oh okay What about Kesha TikTok I didn't listen to girl. I didn't. No, because when you're young, you're like, oh no, it's girl music. Okay. Okay. Then you grow up, oh Olivia Dean's actually class.

1:06:01Cal:Not me bro. I was rocking the Rihanna t-shirt from Top Man. Yeah. I'm riding solo. I'm riding solo. I feel like that's still like, that's our era. Okay. But it's also mine. Yeah, but he was, yeah. Okay. That's what I'm saying. I thought that Lethal Fizzle transcended, but he hasn't oh you think I was going around a skate park yeah so everywhere I go I made a gang go yeah I was open for it co-working music what that's outrageous you need to you're not respecting like actual culture who else was there I don't know year seven was kind of oh I think that I've found alright let me ask you this what was like the main shop that you guys were like shop like we had top man did you have that like 14 Topman was big what about ASOS is it like that is that your time I'd say like they probably moved to online before no there was like River yeah River Island no River Island it was mainly JD what about was it was it was it one called Henley yeah that wasn't a shop that was a brand it was a brand Lee Cooper these were the fucking go these were the go you go Sports Direct get a few Lee Coopers wow nah these were the Dele Allis bro nah they went off.

1:07:17I had bare colorways and then I'd match it with my Lee Cooper bag because I couldn't afford the super dry satchel yet. Then I got the super dry shit. Okay. Yeah, super dry was big.

1:07:27Cal:That was the one. That was the one. Ariana's top man t-shirt. Every guy's got picks of them. Oh, that exact fit. You had the brown chinos and some Converse. A white t-shirt with Miami all over it. Okay. I guess that's a similar vibe, right? I think I had a similar one. I had a similar one to that. Chuck a fresh pair of plimsolls on. What a good era, man. And the plimsolls are crazy. Little desert Chelsea boots. You ever fuck them? Nah. Someone in the chat, fancy going Mayfair. Right, let me put my skinny jeans on, my desert boots, and a button-up shirt. I'm hitting the fucking town. I think I just wore - Yeah, I forgot to wore buttons.

1:08:01Cal:The era where going out, you had to wear a shirt. You had to - Yeah. Like, you couldn't be getting away with like wearing trainers in any capacity. I got turned away loads of times for not dressing up properly. Even going Tiger, Tiger, I had to get ready for a fucking night out, bro. Oh my God. That's not there anymore is it? Nah nah Tiger Tiger You're on this here aren't you? I used to dress like a bum Like I'd wear Skate shoes everywhere That had super glue all over Cause like you'd get a hole in them And you'd glue it back over Yeah Shoelace belt Shoelace tied around the jeans Shoelace Yeah Keep the jeans up You're moving a bit trampy there Jeans holes all there From grip tape Like rubbing against the jeans Just fucked But that was cool though Wasn't it?

1:08:38Yeah That was

1:08:40Cal:That was steezy Yeah Oh shit Scrubbing up your shoes a little bit So people didn't know they were brand new were you doing that? nah I just saw it on Green Street I know you ain't watch Green Street of course I have or wearing I love West Ham or wearing arguably he's an American to be fair arguably the Charlie whatever the actor is he's like arguably he's got a worse accent than fucking Lord of the Rings little boy Elijah Wood yeah that was bad it's the worst accent if you watch it back where's he from is he American or is that him trying to do I think he's putting on yeah that's one of the worst genuinely worst accent I've ever heard in a film ever yeah it is really bad I can't remember it it's now to be fair the skinhead one who's teaching him the ways yeah just he's taking every accent and whipped it up in a kettle with poo he's good these days I think what's that he's a good actor these days alright I don't know I don't know I don't see him in such or wearing two different colored pairs of air max so the gal know you've got more than one pair is that what you were doing yeah make some matching with them nah so i'll tiktok on it okay sweet i wasn't doing any of this stuff but i was inside playing four yeah i was thinking of like weird fifa series ideas using a deck of cards to choose my team and shit i was kind of so oh back when back when it was crap oh you know what i'm actually getting so mad right so there's currently this trend going around on tiktok where uh people are getting really annoyed at like ai thumbnails are just like they just claimed in the uk all have the same thumbnails i'm not here to argue that i don't give a shit what i am here to get annoyed about is they always put in my video they're always putting my fucking shit in the lineup and i'm there like nah don't include me in this shit everyone agrees like yeah we all they look goofy but the numbers yeah it's just it actually is what we're I tried yeah look look wait okay I will be in this line up though watch look wait hold on go back one who was that was that Harry I've got to be in it no it wasn't Harry oh I thought that was Harry oh look at the top comment a popcorn is not that exactly but I'm getting cooked by the way I disagree I think it is Desmond Chip you're in it the fellas that's how I was I'd love to upload it's just a video that's just a photo of me from the video and it's just nonchalant but it's it would get half the views there's nothing we can do we get the numbers in the back end yeah and if you guys if you don't like them if you don't click on them then it will change what we end up posting yeah like she sat here just proper complaining but the thing is we have ran A-B tests with normal thumbnails and they never ever win like I've got a video coming out next week where I've done a thumbnail where it's like more real and cinematic and I've tried to make it like not crap like this, I guarantee it will be the worst performance.

1:11:36Cal:Yeah. AB test is when you put more performance notes and it rotates which one performs best. it just seems to work. Especially when your audience The Wiggles. They're calling your shit The Wiggles, bro. I think that was Arthur's form. Oh, was it? Yeah. So funny. But also like, you gotta be crazy unemployed to make a whole TikTok about this. Just fucking don't click it. Don't click it. Who's ass? Who is ass? People care about a lot. I wouldn't, oh, bro, who gives a fuck? about any of this. I know once you've clicked it, that it's done. Just watch the video. Just watch the movie. Just enjoy it. It's free.

1:12:08Cal:It's fucking free. I've got to tell people about this. I need to think this. Anyway, should we go get lunch? Yeah, I'm actually starving. It's felt very long, in a good way. Yeah, well, how long have we been rocking for? We've been chopping this trip off. We're back. We were chopping shit up there. Yeah, that was really good. And we have got an amazing Friday in front of us, the boys and girls. There's no we here, bro. We've got a paddle tournament. But you're going for beers after, are you? No, not with you. Are you going for something? There's a private thing going on. We've got like a paddle thing.

1:12:39Yeah. This is why I don't come. I don't want to get... It's called Pines and Paddle and we have a group chat. Can I come? If you're in the group chat, you can. What if I just play some paddle? Guys, we're going to wrap it up. Thank you very much for watching. We'll see you guys on the next episode. Fucking love you, boys. God bless. Follow us on all socials.

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