298. Danny & Tennessee Talk Stag Do Rules, YouTuber Trims and UK Poo! EP. 298

27:49And actually, after I found out that he couldn't even leave the house, he couldn't do anything, it did make me feel better. But then when one's taken down, there's another one coming along. I swear he came back like a week later. He came back for my dog, my family dog. She's killed my family dog. Oh, that's what he said? He was now coming for my dog. Oh, no, don't mess with the dog. So did you leave it then? No, I don't think he's down about my family dog, but it was just like you weed I found pictures of like my family dog which was like threatening to kill my family dog but so then there's another one there's always another one no matter what there's always another Danny Ann's fan that just wants to abuse me by the way I don't think they are my fans I yeah I'm not I'm not entirely convinced that they are like they might have found you through no they're his fans I don't know what they are they hate on me and then I see the same account in the comments a few like days later how was your night at the cinema guys did you have a good time at the cinema You literally just call me a fat slap.

28:43Because I'm on holiday. They are. They're your fans. But I also get the same things that you do. What kind of usernames are we rocking? They're just the most generic. That you're in fan five. No, not even. Zach. Yeah, like random name. Yeah, okay. Classic. Yeah, that's what they do. Nah, bro. Sending you hate messages is fucking risky. I'm not. I'm going to stop doing that. Fucking MI5. I'm going to stop sending your hate messages. During six weeks holidays, it's always more. Yeah, of course. Think up more time. When's school go back? I swear it's pretty soon. First week of September. They only recently broke up now.

29:22Two, three weeks left. Long. Okay, fine. So long. I think this acknowledgement of it might actually bring some on. Oh yeah, 100%. No, wait, do you reckon? I tell her that every time. Somebody's going to be watching this now. If I just found out that she was hiring private investigators to go and sort out her fucking things. You can, oh, that's a bunch. It's a challenge though now, isn't it? It's a war. Someone's going to go to war with it. Bring it on. It's your audience. No, because what if it's an orphan? Go for my phone. I've fucking got none. There you go. It's more just the thought of like people send messages and think that because they've changed their username, that it's never going to come back for them.

29:57Like, even if I find out who you are, it might not be now. I might have a point in my life I've got nothing to lose just as much as you. 20 years later, I've lost it all. let me go get this person that hated on me that one time you won't forget hard to forget sometimes it's just not even to get them back it's more just peace of mind for me or it's a child they're not actually going to act on yeah that's a fair point because if they're like a foot like a 30 year old man then it's scary as shit yeah which is that situation that happened before when I tracked another person down and there was a bit of confusion on who it was they were using their like dads at the state of birth and stuff but there were some points there was even a point did you ever see the netflix documentary where the mum was trolling the daughter oh my god and like that's the twist in the thing well i one time when it was really bad i remember like i was literally looking at danny like is it you like what's the name of that documentary i watched that recently too it's so good crazy like she's and like this mum's mental she's saying to her her the daughter off like these fake accounts like you can't even satisfy your boyfriend things like that oh my god it was messed up he's been robbed into our nowhere points where i just like i was just like you just never know like someone's mom can do it yeah especially yeah it's so true though like it throughout that whole netflix documentary i was like oh this is crazy whoever this is gonna be gonna be crazy and then even when it was still the mom i was like that is so much more insane than I thought.

31:33Danny's too innocent. Oh, fuck though. You know, it's always the innocent one. I promise you, I haven't done anything. We were out for an Indian and I remember like wanting them to message me so bad while you were sat opposite me. Just to clear his name. Yeah, and then they did and I remember being like... Thank God. Yeah, like... Like, thank God. Like, it's not him. That's unreal. That's crazy that you actually got deep in that thought process. You could get in your own head about that big time. That's why I don't like messing with any of this stuff because I feel like you'll end up... Are you queen of overthinking?

32:06No, not really Yes It sounds like potentially It could be I just like I always say this But I always just feel like I was like a superhero Like have you ever seen Kick-Ass? Yeah I shouldn't have watched that When I was younger Because I wanted to do that I wanted to go and just like Fight bad people And like So when I get like hate I always think like I'm gonna be like I kind of respect it Serve justice here I actually rate that Like a vigilante Like taking it into your own hands And being like Yeah Look like Give me hate and you could end up dead. Not even dead, but like you will, you will. Oh, your legs might be broken even if you're fucking 16.

32:38Yeah, I don't even know if that, like more just like behind bars. Oh. Oh, I like that. If there was a campaign for like people could actually go to prison for sending hate, I would like be top signature. So you're a big advocate. To be fair, I'm an advocate for getting people, in order to use social media, you got to like have an ID. Passport. Isn't that coming in? Start adding your passport. Isn't that a thing? It might have got sacked off, I don't know. No, I swear the kids are getting banned. Yeah, Oh yeah, I'm top of the signature for that as well. Yeah. Top of the signature. For kids online.

33:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's bad for like YouTube though. Danny, your audience is like... I'm going to need kids online. You need the kids. There's only so many FIFA packs. Yeah, but Suede now, she's on YouTube. She watches YouTube on her iPad. She started watching the kids that are on, like the kids that do the YouTube channels. And I watch it like, this is so wrong. They're making their like five-year-old like, ah, squashy. Squidge squidge And they add like the sound It's a squidge squidge And then they go Throw like Have you seen Oh so it's like The kid Kid YouTubers Yeah but it's like Parents are forcing them Yeah The parents are obviously Behind the camera Editing it And it's like I mean they're getting Like 157 million views Yeah So like They're so good as well They are but What Do you mean by that It's just a joke Just a joke I haven't watched it You've watched them No No fucking hell Come on It was in my queue But yeah Yeah, Swade's obsessed with like a couple of them.

34:03Yeah. Kid YouTubers. She's like Baby Shark. Love Baby Shark. She loves Baby Shark. She loves Baby Shark. She does the... What about Minecraft yet? La la la la la. Not yet. Chicken. Couple years away then. That's like more like five, six years old. She can't play games. What about Cocomelon? No. No. Oh wait, whoa, wait. Wait, we don't mess with Cocomelon. Devil. Why? It's too overstimulating. they teach kids to be awful oh is it and that was Coco Melon I remember it came on YouTube once like autoplayed and I listened and it's like oh if if you're sad stump your feet it's like things like that oh my god it's like if you're mad then stump your feet stump your feet and I'm like why are you teaching her if she's mad stump her feet whereas Miss Rachel's like if you're mad like breathe like you'll just have got big feelings and just you can feel it oh so is Miss Rachel the goat Miss Rachel yeah oh my god Okay Oh my god So Sway's got an iPad Or is it your iPad?

35:01It's my iPad Yeah I was gonna say Like there's a big thing About like kids having iPads Yeah no She doesn't just have an iPad You think it's bad Yeah Yeah You won't let her have Do you let her have like Access to it all the time? Hell no Yeah She wouldn't even want it Like she doesn't She's just like Oh she's crying Yeah or if like We're like she needs it She's always Always busy Like I'll never I'm out with her Every single day Like doing something fun Yeah So if I give her the iPad it's when I need her to just like shut up like on the plane. Yeah. That's fair. Other than that you want to play.

35:32Yeah, because I'm so interested to see what like the kids of today grow up like that. I already think my brain's cut and it's only been like two or three years. Well, you got to look at AB. He was using an iPad in school rather than like... I had an iPad in school. Did you have... You probably had an iPad in school as well. My school was an iPad. No, I didn't go to a good school. No, but even then it wasn't even knocking around for you and me. It wasn't even like... I don't think an iPad was a thing really. We had smart boards. You guys aren't that old I'm 32 He's 32 pretty much How old are you?

36:0225 You guys are actually quite young She's going to be 26 I'm going to be 24 She's two years Yeah but you're 25 until you're 26 That's how it works That's how it works That's some wisdom from the older guys over here But you are closer to 26 You might as well just be 26 Yeah I don't even know if I'll tell people I'm 26. I'm really like, sometimes I tell people I'm still 24. Yeah, you get away with that. Like, yeah. Danny, you still look pretty young. Nah, Danny, you look 28. Fuck off. Nah, I don't know. It's not enough wrinkles. I look 28. I think you look young, because I know you're young. By the way, we've got a thing here about YouTuber trims.

36:47Do you want to get this up? I think we're supposed to, we're ranking YouTuber trims. Oh, shit. Okay. Blind ranking YouTuber trims. I'm ranking them. 10. We're going to really need your, your expertise here. It's all, it's all, is it all guys? Okay. Leave it. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's go. So one to 10.

37:10That was a cool trim back then. No, it wasn't. Nah, it was different. It wasn't bad though. Oh yeah. He'll be jealous. I think the hairline's painted in. oh he might be no because it looks really strange bad quality picture is that what it is that is all right you got the sack mate what's that two out of ten wait no no no it's a blind ranking so it's uh you got one oh we're not just oh yeah can't change it afterwards this is going eight yeah okay I think that's a fair shout out that's fair because it's going to be worse but it's not good okay oh he won't be happy with this one see the See, the hair itself is fine.

37:52It's the color, isn't it? Simon also went through a phase where he would always change the color of his hair, usually because of like a forfeit or something. It worked, man. He was standing out. That's Ferb from Phineas and Ferb. That has got to go seven. You put in that seven. So you'd rather, yeah, I think I'd rather have this than the high top. Yeah, I would as well. It's actually, it's an actual dual board. You think that's too long? Wait, bro, it's a pink trim. It can't be that high. It's great, but I feel like it's going to get worse. You think it'll be worse than this? I think he's had worse hair than this.

38:22It could be either seven or six. I didn't say the other way around. I tried to avoid it. Where do you want it? Six? Go on then, we'll do six. Yeah, okay. Six.

38:34Nothing wrong with that. Don't lie on this one, actually. You don't like this one? No, don't mind it. Oh, I like this one. Bez has always had good trims. Does it look like him? He has, he has, doesn't he? I think this might be a top five. Maybe a four. I like this in it like a four or three. I agree. I'm not sure if it's a top three trim, but I think four, because I think he's had better himself. Yeah, this is a good trim though. So I love it. Great hair. Can we whack this three because I'm worried about what's up. We're saying four. Fine. Four. Fuck. Oh my God. Is that you? Nah, it's not me, 10.

39:07You look a different race. Don't even worry about it. The problem is, you know what? Don't say the problem. Don't start with a problem. How old are you there? Like 25? Nah, younger than that. I don't know, Chip. because it's halo tower so yeah so it'd be about 24. nah it's like it's actually like 23 22. okay well going off the trim it's not that bad the biggest issue and i think harry done this i think simon's done it as well is when youtubers like bleach their head they don't get it like it always turns piss yellow yeah mine's fucked there isn't it yeah it's also just a bad like style Nah it's alright Nah I'm actually so clapped there You've done very well The whole package Is fucked on this one Yeah look at me now Yeah you're so Like look at a drink now Danny we glue up No no you Glue up Glue up Glue Glowed up Glue I like this at nine Glue up Nah it's not worse than JJ No I'm taking a high top Over the piss yellow No you're fucking not Over the piss yellow you are I don't think you're being hard Alright should we go seven Seven then Seven 7 7 7 ok oh fuck this is probably a 9 or a 10 for me when was everyone bleaching their hair?

40:20no that's his hair his hair it's just the light shining off it so the head's reflecting because there's not the hair oh he didn't bleach that he's just got that colour hair this was before the hair transplant though wasn't it? I don't know bro there's no difference we'll put this at 9 I think there's going to be a worse by the way there was a time where Theo Baker can I just say he looks really good looking here it's just the genetic gods didn't want him to have some hair like he's doing the little tongue thing like he's trying to trap he's a little sore look at the shape of his shoulders he is in the trim condition here looking good I know he's about to say something funny which well look put it this way it's not we've got 8, 7 and 6 are all taken up it's not 5 that trim is fucked 9 nine he's back longer curl okay what the fuck this ain't a real trim though this is that is a 10 though that's so disturbing no that does not suit me fuck off that does not suit yeah but the normal one you should have used the normal one you look like you look like a little like scruff but you're telling me that suits me you're like i think it does suit you you're very free-spirited you know you drive a volkswagen like you camp you you're a camper camp life you've got a little thing.

41:35I don't like this at all. Your missus like Let's get a feminine opinion on this. Um I don't know. Nah I'm not Yeah. But It's not 10. Do you know what? It's not top 10. It's five. Because it's actually It's got volume It's got length We've got nine eight nine eight seven six all taken. It's gonna have to be five. It's not 10. It's gotta be five. It's gotta be five. Not bad. Five. Oh yeah this is this is not a good picture of the trim though he has had some bad trims you know but his one right now is beautiful yeah if you catch him on his good day it's one of the best trims in the community it's top three it has to be top three is this mullet yeah yeah it's trying to show you the back that's why I like I don't know it's hard to say if there's a better trim because I think him and Batch have the best trims I think Batch is I think Batch might I'd be happy to put this in a second because who's going to be okay let's put If we put second, that means we've got three, one and 10 left.

42:38Yeah. Yeah. You reckon? Yeah. Second. Second. Second's fine. Because if batch pops up here, it's game over in it. Oh, Oh shit. That's, we have to put that 10 in it. He had blue hair. Blue hair. Don't care. What the fuck is the captain? What about? We are by the way, he's such a lame guy, but far. Yeah. But you know what? He can get away with it. Yeah. But we have to look at the trim in isolation here. I don't think we have to. I think we take it all into account. Nah, he's rocking the ninja cream. Bro, let's be honest, guys. If somebody said... Whatever was this that everyone just thought it was okay to color their hair?

43:15Yeah. Well, it's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, it's just one of them times. Well, it's just like not a thing that anyone does anymore. Yeah, it's true, actually. There was like an era of YouTube where everyone was just dying their hair, all sorts of fuck colors. I think it's something you do when you're young. I don't know, man. and most like who would do that who did you do that I joined here I'd bleach blonde hair yeah I remember that that's not awful though but blonde is fine but when we're messing around with pink and blue like this we gotta put this in 10 Danny I'm sorry no no yeah I think so mate tonight is a good haircut it's just blue yeah but like that's the thing you can't be rocking this around in public unless you're a YouTuber or unless you're fucking jacked you're just gooning over the guy yeah we have to take We have to take Reems build out of the equation here.

44:03You're saying that's 10. That's the worst hair. We're to blind rank. We've put ourselves in this spot. It's not a three or one. I'd say it's three. The next two we'll see, I reckon. Right, well, we're thinking, Danny, 10, what are you saying? Probably got a 10. Yeah, so three to one, Danny. There we go, 10. Oh, fuck. And now what, Dick? We found one, then. I remember getting that haircut I'm thinking you're back and stomping wait it can't be 10 fellas oh fuck maybe you're right can we go back one blind ranking no go well it's going to be three then isn't it really should you just give him one no put it three well done Danny man Oh, that literally is wonderful.

44:57Because you look brilliant. You look so sweet. It wasn't even that long ago. I know. It was like three years ago. Used to wear the Cheetos hoodie. Yeah. That was the first time you came on the... Yeah, yeah. You were a good lad then. Full knowledge. What the fuck do you mean? You're a good lad now. I'm a dickhead now. Oh, who's going to be... I think we just go three. It's got to be four. Yeah, right. And so our number one is... Oh. It's going to be some of the... It's got to be some of the... No, it's not. Oh, you just forgot. Oh, it was me. No, I have added it. Where is it? Oh, my God. Oh, Ken with the braids.

45:33Honestly, I like you with braids. Really? When was this? How old are you in this? I'm probably like 19, 20 in that. Yeah. Maybe 19. I think I'm quite young. This is one. Well, you've got number one spot on the trim. Fair enough. I'll take it. You had braids recently, like a year ago, and it was nice. I had it before I was pregnant, but I don't think I'd get that one again now. I thought it's got so much bigger since then Is that a thing? Yeah I thought it was just guys Yeah it's got bigger It hasn't It's beautiful No that's number one I would say George Clark is better But Apart from Clark Yeah We messed it up with the Reeve one We should have listened to Danny I thought Batch was coming So I left the wand Yeah But would you You'd give Batch like the trim Of the YouTube trim Trim award He wins probably quite a few awards I'll tell you who slept on Will and A He's got a lovely trim as well He's got a great trim Yeah he does Well because He had the couple of years Of being single Where he needed to Sort his shit out But he locked in Yeah He did He's a good Nick now He's a good Nick With the FPL What's his Oh yeah you had a bet With JJ about the FPL Oh yeah Nah 10 grand If Arsenal won the league And then they did win the league But then I bet him 10 grand That they would Not win the Champions League And then they didn't win The Champions League Nice So are you going to Stick on it Are you going to Oh, I'll do it again.

46:55What would you go for? What would you want to bet your 10 grand on though? Thing is, I think Arsenal do win the league again. That's got to be pretty heartbreaking to say as a Spurs fan. Your 10 grand is actually right here. I said to him that because he lost the bet and then won the bet back. It's like he just lost 10 grand. So he might as well just pretend he never got it back. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. That is some horrendous girl. And shame on you for falling for that. You've been gaslighting to Chanel. Is it Chanel? I just get a happy wife, happy life, man. Because I was like, I was just watching you make all these bets that throw this 10 grand around and then you want it back.

47:33And I was like, well, just by chance, it's fallen back into your hands. But imagine it didn't. But it did. But imagine it didn't. Yeah, but you could say, imagine this, imagine that. But it didn't. Danny, man, you've been done. She's had your pants down. I was going to do it regardless. No, yeah, you was going to do it regardless. Was it? It was going to be 20 grand down. Yeah, exactly. You're a nice guy, dude. Thanks, mate. Yeah, would you do, do you do FPL? I've done my FPL yesterday, yeah. Oh, shit, I need to do mine. It's like two days. It's very soon, Friday. Are you like a, are you a player?

48:06No, I will literally do it at the start of the season. What's FPL? Fantasy football? You pick players from Premier League and they get points. Don't pull that face. This is a big part of my life. This is a respectable, It's a profession for someone actually. Chip was like, I need to do that. It's like tax thing. We need to do that. I've not filled out my FPL. Tens FPL team. Yeah, like we are content creators. We fill out our FPLs. That is an original thought. I'm going to be honest. That's a very original thought. You're the only person that's ever had that thought. On the topic of FPL, we are going to be running the Fellas FPL League.

48:46There'll be a link in the show notes where you guys can join up, be part of it, and you can win a thousand pounds if you come out on top. So yeah, come and join. Nice. I would have searched on chat. I would have been like, do I need to do my FL? You actually... Chat as well. Chat GPT. I would have asked chat. By the way... Is that the way you talk about it? Oh, let me ask chat. She talks... It's nice on GPT more than anybody else. I did it up until like recently. We're just using the voice stuff. Yeah. no no no i type oh okay i see i use it i'll have a convo but oh no i type but do you know what i don't like and tell your if you use chat tell it now right because i saw this thing about how they did these like ai robot things whatever they're like training them and they asked them a bunch of questions you might have seen on tiktok and was it even on tiktok i don't know i read it somewhere to say that and they like set them a bunch of questions to see if they could like answer these questions to see if they could use these like robots like and they didn't know the answers to the questions so they hacked themselves out of like the system they were put in made it onto the internet hacked all of the answers that they were given hacked themselves back in and then answered the questions and they were basically like well they did exactly what we asked them to do answer the questions we never told them that they couldn't hack their way out of the questions so i just told my chat the other day please never tell anyone anything i asked you or ever because because i've never told it not to okay so you're like yo just keep this show on the low right because imagine someone else is like to their chat oh did it did it find out what he's talking to his chat about and it's like well they've never told that's slightly that's slightly different like how without getting too technical what what happened there can't really happen with with your because it's not like it's not like you don't have like your own personal robot do you You know what I mean?

50:42True. Yeah, I know that that's the way you're thinking about it. Never tell. Please don't tell anyone anything. Because I realized I was asking it stuff like a week later and then it would refer to something I asked a week earlier. Yeah. It's got memory. Shut the fuck up. Don't bring that up. Do not bring that up. Forget I asked that. I'm fine now. I haven't got the shits anymore. Add that into now my stomach ache a week later. It's nothing to do with it. it's like things like forget it well you can't you can't ask it to forget things oh forget that yeah you can be like oh i remember my stomach issues last week yeah don't bring that up again yeah never bring that up yeah like oh stuff about like sway always i don't say sway which is like oh 16 months old it's like oh i remember you saying before that she had that i'm like i don't like that you know this information that's good though because then when when you do ask it things it can be they're like oh let's not forget that she had this back then that could have contributed to it like it's important that it has memory to give you like the best experience possible i don't know i want to stop you can turn off memory i can but you'll know you'll notice that it gets just a bit stupid when they become fully aware we're so fucked but are you nice to yours yeah of course yeah i'm always saying please and thank you no i don't even say that i like the shortest version of why i could ask i'm not sometimes i'll miss the and out because i know they then loop that the and should be there you should ask it how do you think i treat you do you want me to ask my broski right now you do like make me a picture of what you think I treat you like or some shit see I would never go personal with it like that yeah but when it eventually becomes aware it's gonna be like 10 used me as just a little fucking robot describe how you think that I treat you in a couple of sentences nah this could be fucked guys see like that I wouldn't talk to it either Kyle's fucked as well, isn't he?

52:37Like just even in real life. So now imagine what he's like to the robot. I treat the robot so well because I'm convinced. So you treat the robot better than you treat... 100 % because they're going to all end up in actual robot form and they just fuck your day up if you were ever rude about them. Are you going to get robot in your gaff? Like you've seen them like... Okay, here we go. Do you want to hear what it said? Based on what I can see, you treat me like a competent colleague you've hired rather than a novelty. You set clear standards up front. You bring real work rather than Tess and you don't waste words on pleasantries in either direction.

53:10That reads as respect of a practical kind. That's good. You do that with him. Yeah. It's they. Actually. Yeah, with they. Do you want to ask yours right now? Are you scared about it? You know yours is going to be bad. Oh, mine hit me with an emoji. You treat me pretty well laughing emoji. Okay. You're usually very direct with me. You tell me what you want. Then if I missed a vibe, you'll hit me with a less cringe or more human. Show me or just more, please, until we get there. So basically... Fucking sort it out, mate. Basically like a very patient employee who occasionally needs sending back the revisions.

53:48Okay. That's actually not that bad. That's not too bad. I hate this. It tends to actually stress, you know, because it's real, like, you're making it sentient. No, 10 cents on fuck shit. I don't like that. Have you ever been mean? I've never been me you've got that wrong you fucking idiot that's okay that uses more energy so it's fine you're saving the planet yeah but I saw something the other day and it was like the water that it uses for AI is like nothing compared to yeah it's cap it's like make meat yeah it's all waffle yeah have you seen the UK poo trend oh no you haven't seen the UK poo trend what is the UK poo trend have you no I'm slightly aware but only because like AB goes on about it I don't really know much about it nah so it's like this thing where like there was an era of UK poo where like looking back everyone's there like why the hell did we like this like do you know what I mean so there was like an era it's particularly around like music everyone's they're like why did we listen to this like this is UK poo era oh okay can I have an example so can you yeah can we be shown some UK poo most recent UK poo

55:06but that is just shit that's what we're saying so this is what they're saying is that new or old that's new so that's a new one but like they've been throwing it back all the way to just like shit that happens in the uk and everyone's like what are we doing and it's become like a really viral uk poo songs we forgot about part two oh wait is it jj tune no

55:36I want to hear JJ's bet. I don't know. I don't know if they have it in this one. Anyways, it's become like a massive trend at the moment that we've been blessed. Oh wait. So wait, wait, you type in UK poo. Why does JJ's profile pop up? I'm not even joking. It's called UK poo. Oh, you put chaos. Oh, okay. I thought it was deep. I was there like, nah, that's brutal. That is. Um, yeah, I was trying to think of things that happened back in like 20, it's like 2018, 2019 era, just before COVID where everyone was doing certain things and it was just like, this is so cringe. Why did we, why do we gas it up?

56:12UK poo, I need to get involved in that. I might choose. Another thing that you can search on TikTok and find out more things about. Type in UK poo Tennessee to see what Bob's up. Yeah, please don't do that for me. That's something I need to do alone. That's something I do alone. That's not a group project. Like I said, there's never a group project, things like that. what does that say underneath about the the confessions or do we have them no so obviously we we did confessions I was just gonna and I know you guys have been talking about confessions on punching and it's become a bit of a thing that Tennessee actually never confesses anything you ain't getting energy you can ask her what like no confessions you know what because I'm such an upfront person and like anything that I could confess about would get me like in serious trouble or like that's the whole point of a confession No but like Trouble where like It could come back on me And it's like I'm just not ready Like for that yet And also I think Because I still live In the area that I grew up in A lot of confessions That I would have Like I could Potentially like Bump into these people Or like So I just haven't confessed yet Chip's got so many Fucked confessions But the problem is Chip will read out Chip will read out A confession And it will spark a memory And he'll be like Oh yeah I did that as well Literally today When we did confessions Oh what was it A fucking party Come on Danny me so you're meeting party chat what come on no this is what i mean like you guys just don't want to confess even though you're deaf or done it sorry is that a normal thing this was the confession right it was along the lines of me me and my mates i'll be on party chat and somebody says let's go and that is the trigger that they have to like mute the mic go away have a wank first person to finish comes back down you do that you can't just have a well let me ask you this and why Why wouldn't you do it?

58:00Because I'm gaming with the boys. Yeah, but you know, after a long game session, you need a break. But I've never taken a break to have a wank. Loading screens. I don't need something to do. What games are you playing? He's playing like Skyrim and shit. Long-ass loading screens. You know, we're talking, these are 360 days. We've got a lot of loading screens. What? You're doing it to the loading screen or? I think it's important to stress it. It's not a current confession. Oh, it's just 360 days. You would have to be on party chat. I don't even go on party chat anymore. It's more of a Discord thing.

58:29I hear it. No, you hear it. No, no, no. Thank you. I can't say I've ever played that game. No, no. Just get up to mad shit. We've all been there. I don't think we have. I'm just not sure you get it. I invited two of my mates around, Rob and Ethan. Rob or Rob? Rob. Rob. For my 12th birthday party, we went around my house and we just sat in the strip club on GTA. And had a wank. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. When you're 12, you're good for it bro. You can't do it, probably. You're wanking each other. No, we were just seeing what happened. That is mental. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's the first one, like what a no handed nut.

59:14That's fine. He's doing it in open lobby. That's now my fourth confession I've done and you've still done fuck all. I still see even every May.

59:30I still see him every minute. I don't see Rob, but shout out to Rob. Yeah. My confessions are like incriminating. I just said I had a wank with two boys. Oh, you actually did. No, I didn't. Hey, look, that one, I think that's not as bad as you lot all breathing down the mic, having a wank at party chat. We shared a universal experience. You were all in your own house. Cause you'll mute the mic. And then someone gets braves and unmute it. Also, when someone unmutes, it's like, oh yeah, he won. Little tea towel trick as well. You're on the tea towels. What's the tea towel trick? What is the tea?

1:00:09Put it over your knob. Now I know you've told me about the trick. If you're doing open lobbies. Oh, you come in the tea towel. If you're doing open lobbies.

1:00:24Too much of a girl for this Girls are so different Girls are so different You are what? Girls are so different What no open lobbies with girls? No Let's go blast Go blast? Go blast That's a great word It's like a fucking rocket taking off So different Oh my god Go blast I hope I never have fun No, got to be up next, man. One girl, one boy. That's it. Just leave it there. I never wrap it up. Only two. Nah, we're on more than two. No, I have a son. I walk in his room and he's 12. Just like his father.

1:01:05No, to be fair, that would actually be as a parent. Gotta be like top 10 fears. Yeah. You know, as a kid, a parent walking in top 10 fear would be even worse. would be the parent walking in. Yeah. And he's doing some mad shit. Girl and guy in there. Custom lobby. Custom lobby. My parents will watch this now. I've never told him that. Yeah, but I'm good with your parents. Don't worry. That's so much. That's me. No, we're all good with the parents. Who knows? But your dad might go, my fucking boy. Just like your father. No. I'll just say you're joking now. I'm not though.

1:01:44I was joking. Nah, nah. So after all those fun jokes, let's do a little relationship quiz between me and Chip versus you two. I genuinely think me and Chip will win this. Because you think for each other, you answer for you guys. Yes. How are we doing it? So we're going to do it in my Mr. and Mrs. style. So I've got some whiteboards for you. Yeah. Questions for Danny and 10, you guys will ask. And every correct answer you match, £100 will go to... Gets put into the giveaway. All right, fine. I actually think we're going to be quite good at this Are you guys good at this stuff? Yeah Don't do that thing where you don't like Pretend that it's not you and stuff What do you mean?

1:02:25Are you talking about the banana milkshake situation? No discussing Don't do something weird like that Oh yeah These are good questions man I think we might have this in a bag I think we will do better than they will Not looking There's already tension between us She's kicking off, mate. No, because we did some other thing the other day where it's like, you know when you dunk under the pool? Oh, yeah. We did that. It's like, oh, Danny's favorite drink is this. My turn to be dunked. He's like, my favorite drink's a banana milkshake. It's like not a banana milkshake. Your favorite drink is not a banana milkshake.

1:02:57Just real lying in the corner. Yeah, it's like just lying. Right, why is my favorite drink not a banana milkshake? Because you don't, like, I would say your favorite drink is something you get like every day, every week. Right, there we go. Something you have regularly. Like for me, it's a strawberry milkshake. Your favorite drink is something you don't want to have every day. Thank you so much. Well, mine's a Capri Sun. I have a Capri Sun every day. Congratulations to you. What, like a full sugar one? I have like five Capri Suns a day. Oh my God, that can't be good for you. She had a full fat Coke, eight in the morning.

1:03:25I had one at four. In the middle of your game. All right, let's start with you guys, right? Okay. Who's the funniest between the two of you? We got... Yeah. Nah, don't give any eyes. No eyes. Nah, nah. Because I know... Mine don't work. Yeah, mine's barely working. Sorry, there's pen shortage. Yeah, all right. Three, two, one. Okay. Yeah. That's a tough one, to be fair. You both... That's probably a good thing, though, that you both think you're funny. Day-to-day, come on. Day-to-day, it's me. You're funny without trying to be. I'll give you that. Or maybe... What is it, a laugh at or a laugh with?

1:04:06Laugh at. No, it's not. It's not. It's a laugh with. All right, here we go. Who's the most organized? I feel like even I know this one.

1:04:18All right, who have you got between the two of you? Oh my God, you're both saying it's me. Oh my God. You're trying to say me. Oh my God, because you've got a Monday with your schedule on of when videos are going up. I had to buy a calendar for us to both share. You don't even use it. I use it every day. Okay, and that's exactly why you're not organized. The only place you're organized is if when your videos are going up or when you're filming. Other than that, if I asked you where something is right now in the house, you wouldn't know. That's not what organized it. It is. It is. Being organized is, oh, I know, right.

1:04:50Tomorrow I'm doing this. Now that's work organized. You say every day. I'm work. Yeah. Where's this? That's not being organized. That's being clean. Oh, where's this? Where's this? Where's this? Have you even unpacked your suitcase from Rhodes? No. I'll be on the same shit then. Yeah, it takes me ages to do my suitcase. guys. Who's most likely to start an argument? All right. Maybe they'll get their first one right here. I think I get the first one right here. Here we go. Three, two, one. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Yeah. It's close. It's not like you're the only one that starts arguments. I like an argument.

1:05:27Really? Yeah. I just see. Who usually wins them though? Yeah. Who's winning? I just apologize every time. Yeah. And then you go, then when we're like sometimes I was in mid-argument. He's like, what's going to happen is I'm going to say sorry again and then I'm going to have to say sorry. And I said, we'll never say sorry if you don't mean it. I would never say sorry if I don't mean it. I'm like, now when you say sorry, I don't want your apology because you don't mean it. You're just saying it to end the argument. Yeah, you actually cannot win. Have you won one that you remember? There is times where I'm like, I'm sorry and I know I've been in the wrong.

1:05:59Can't remember. Beats so long. Beats so many years. I can't remember that being a case. Okay. well it wasn't really an argument but the carbon monoxide thing I said sorry to you for that I knew I was in the room You tried poisoning him with carbon monoxide? Oh yeah You know what daddy that is actually my bad I'm just Alright here we go next one Who is more creative? That's easy Ooh

1:06:26Is it the man with the boohoo man socks? 3, 2, 1 The A10 baby Could it be? Okay Go on You are creative You've got a good creative brain I'd say you're more creative But then you don't do anything with it Is that fair to say? Do you know what I mean? I've got so many ideas Overflowing all the time Do you remember the last time You were on the podcast You said you were going to do A bunch of children's books Yeah How far along the line are we with that? I'm about 10 ideas out from that idea Oh so we didn't even ask you on that one I'm on food truck at the moment Food truck And I've actually been looking at them So I'm closer to doing a food truck than I was to do in the micro-natives.

1:07:06That'd be a good Christmas present, Danny, like a food truck. Or like the basis of it. You know, like the bones, here's your van, go and do what you want. I would do that and then you would never use it. What would you sell a jack of potatoes? No, I'm going to give it to, I'm going to make a food truck and then it'll be my sister's job. Give it away. So where's the creative part of this? Because everybody's had a food truck. My sister, she just has nieces and nephews. so I was going to call it Aunty Blues and everything was going to be named after all of the nieces and nephews so like the drinks and like it was just going to be matchers, coffees bagels and acai bowls and in winter loaded porridge what do you put in the porridge?

1:07:49what's loaded porridge? I've never had that okay so porridge biscoff spread if you liked that or if you like brownie bites or if you want chocolate chips or if you want biscuit crumbs or if you want strawberries or sliced banana no it's just a loaded porridge it's whatever you may want it's like a frozen yogurt like you load it up and it's nice after one of the kids like oh I'll take a Jimmy I'll take a suede's porridge oh okay yeah alright it's not as bad as we say it like that yeah but I haven't got time right now for a food truck okay no food truck I've just got a job so it's just so we're on to the next idea soon fine alright who has the shortest temper

1:08:31oh here we go let's see right so two out of the four correct and reveal what we got oh danny three yeah you got a short temper you're shit at home danny i've got a short temper yeah i think he's got the short the years of fifa has ruined me because you know that yeah fairs but off of fifa you're not quite chill no i'm quite chill i am quite chill you just have a really sure you do have a really short temper like the littlest things but then i'll go straight back to being chill like you're huffing and puffing sometimes over really things that don't need to be huffed and puffed about like just huffing and puffing.

1:09:08Just puffing and puffing. Just fucking banging on. Oh, okay. So he ran out of petrol the other day and I was with him and he called me like, where are you? I'm at my mom's. I broke down in the middle of the road. Yeah. But like, I'm at my mom's. Hang up. It's like. Chris, you can't help me. Chris, you can't help me. He wanted me to say I'm near the house. So I could help him with dispensers. Because I wasn't. It's like... Yeah, well, you are a 45-minute drive away from me. You cannot help me. Goodbye. Yeah, I'm very calm. I'm very, like... It takes a lot for me to get angry. What did you do? Run out of petrol.

1:09:44Get angry quick. But what did you... I walked all the way to a petrol station, bought a jerry cam, walked all the way back. Come on, that's fair. How long does that take you? Like an hour or something? Nah, about half an hour. It's sitting in our house, by the way. We need to get that out. Oh, shit. Really dangerous. Less of safety hazard. Yeah, light that bitch up. Alright, cool. Alright, there you go. So you guys got a three out of five. It's actually pretty good. Passes the thingy. There you go, sir. It's actually really good. And a rubber as well, if you want. Oh, gracias. That was quite cold.

1:10:13Netball chess pass, that was. Alright, go on. Nah, I'm going, man. Right, what's the first one? Who's most likely to be late? Oh, fucking hell. Well, alright, first. It's quite cute. Three. two one hey all right Chippo you're a late man because I'm too busy just grinding doing mad shit bro all right what's the next one who spends the most money use your hand no use your hand got all over uh okay three two one reveal count yeah on useless shit as well by the way is it yeah what are we spending money on I don't know I spend a lot on holidays I spend a lot on holidays that's not useless no no the other day he's come into the group chat and he's bought a trading card yeah and I pretty was it 25 or 15 15 grand 15 grand investment but that yeah that's not down the pisser my bet is that question alright but you're still spending a lot of money yeah that's a lot of money to spend on a single I don't think I've ever spent on a singular item.

1:11:28You have a fucking lovely Porsche. That is true. Does that count? Of course it counts. Why would that not count? You didn't need to bring up the Turbo S. All right, speak about the Porsche. You didn't need to bring up the 2025 limited edition Turbo S3 of 24. Yeah. Speaking of that, who's the better driver? Okay, no. Tripple, I reckon you're an awful driver. I'm the best. Awful. I don't know. As in terms of like a race car, whatever you do. Nah. You should see Some of the things That'll get me driving I swear to God He's actually legit You know See what I was driving In America No Like the four wheels At the back Oh I did actually see that Yeah Once you've driven that I don't know I'm telling you You'll be in safe hands Designated driver Wherever we go Five and drive Who takes longer Who takes longer To get ready

1:12:25what is it would you put yeah you might really know each other i'm telling i say he's not out there for a minute like what's just these questions are easier don't start pulling that mate we would have got all of these yeah all this one's gonna be good by the way. Okay. Who has the worst diet? Oh, this is tough actually, man. Can you guys cook? No. Right. Right. Okay. My missus cooks most nights. Truffle pig can cook up some good stuff. That one time she made the chili though. We all had this shit. Don't worry. Sabina's also done some good shit as well. That one time from the chili. Yeah. Sorry guys.

1:13:07We'll forget you're here sometimes. All right. Yeah. All right. I know Chip's eating good at home. I watch them TikToks. They are good, aren't they? Three, two, one. Who's got the worst diet? Oh, they're bad. Nah, Chip. I put you, and it's not because of your belly or anything. Don't be saying shit like that. Like, low-key, I'm getting into good shape. You have been getting into good shape, but I'll see you on the slide doing some mash. I had some cinnamon rolls the other day, bro. That's what I mean. They got rid of Cinnabon. Yeah, but do you want me to put you on? That was not good news for them.

1:13:41Yo, well at least we know who wins that question for you two. Oh, we've got more, have we? No, this is match the answer. Fucking hell. So inspired by your TikTok the other day. The drowning one. The poor one. So this is it in prison. There you go. Wait, do they have to use whiteboard for this? How are we going to drown each other? No, no. Yeah, I'd use the whiteboard and turn it. That was my... Yeah, for that. Match the answer. Okay. Okay, match the answer. Set up a fire. Oh, wait, but it would... Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine. Oh, well, burn my head off. If you want to use the set, go to the toilet.

1:14:16Oh, sorry. No, no, no. Oh, my God. All right, here we go. So, what is Danny's biggest fear? Oh, okay. And we count him down and he turned him at the same time. I don't know, man. I feel like Danny isn't scared of anything. Or maybe he's like Harland. Nah, Danny's got to be a bitch about a couple of things, for sure. Nah, but I know, I was just going to be like, I know. Seems too short. Well, then write it down, you knob. Cringe ones like, me dying or like your mum and dad dying. Your mum and dad died. That was the route I was going down. That was the route I was going down. I was going like more.

1:14:54Yeah, that is what it is though, isn't it? That is a quiet and horrible thing. Just do whatever you want. You guys just go. It's a bit late now. Okay, don't choose that one. Choose a different one. Let's go with an actual like a rash, like. Nothing lame. No. What am I scared of? I'm fine with my dying. Yeah. That is pretty peak though, actually. I don't think you've got any fears. I don't think about it. It's getting me a bit upset, the thought of it. I don't know. You actually don't have any fears. Oh, you're such a brave boy. No, I definitely, I would be scared by someone. Think about like a dream that wakes you up and some fuck's happening in it.

1:15:30It's a nightmare. Like a nightmare. What would a nightmare be for you? Like when you're running slow and you're at a zebra crossing. Do you want to come back to that one? No, no, I'm nearly there. Have you got something? No, because I know you haven't got one. No, there's just no way. Anything that I would say to him, oh, this, he'll go, I have one. All right, whack it down then. You might just have to put nothing if you ain't got that. Centrally lock in. What's going on about suede? Why would suede be my biggest fear? In case something happens. Scared of babies. No manifesting. Think about it, Ten.

1:16:00Think about it. It's more of a scenario that I'd be in. Okay, I'm not going to write it because it's quite long, but I think you've written it in a short way. All right. That would accept it. I will accept it. Go on then. What do you reckon his is? His streaming room setting on fire. There's no way. There's no way to put that. Meeting new people.

1:16:21His streaming room setting on fire. You know what, Danny? That's not, that's a good shout. Sometimes that can be a bit of a stressful one. The next one here is if Danny won the lottery, let's assume that's a 200 million paycheck in the bank. what's the first thing he would do as in what's the first thing i'd buy yeah let's go with what's the first thing you would buy yeah oh right yeah this is gonna no this is gonna be you're gonna oh you'll get pissed off at this answer this is what i would genuinely do why do i feel like it's gonna be some like next car Yeah I just feel like Yeah What have you said?

1:17:07R8 Oh my god yeah Oh There you go Shit Danny you have You have R8 money You have a car That's the equivalent price I'm not letting him Oh yeah It's two seater isn't it Danny Silly And the thing is When you get the 200 million You can't really chat to him I mean do what you want Yeah Alright Finally If 10 had to swap lives With anyone for 24 hours Who would it be?

1:17:32yeah that's a good one that's impressive that you got the last one actually yeah that is good I don't even know this myself Danny seems to have got one for you I got one can it be it has to be a real person not like a character yeah I think it's got to be a real person yeah you can't be Elsa Spider-Man I was going to say I don't think you have to write it you could just say it out loud No, no, no. Go on. What have you got? Kim K. Oh, not bad. Not bad. Alright, Chuck is it. We'll do it with me and Chip. So you guys got one right? I don't think I'll get one of Chip's, you know. No, I think you'll get one.

1:18:14Thank you. Kim K, man. She's washed now. Right. Hit us. The first one is, what is Chip's favourite film?

1:18:30Pulp Function or whatever it's called. Pulp Function. You know what I mean. Right, go on. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Interstellar. Yes. Who is it? Yeah, great movie. You watched it? Never seen it. What the fuck? Are you a movie guy? I'm a cinema guy, but I don't like movies. Well, when it re-releases in IMAX, you should go watch it. Yeah. I've never been to an IMAX. It is brilliant. When did it come out? Like 2014. What film are you waiting for them to recreate? I'll send this in the car. Recreate? Yeah, you know how they do remakes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, you know, like for example, like an Incredibles live action remake.

1:19:02Oh, wow. That's a good question. I've never thought about that. What are you dying to happen? Ah, shit. Remake. What? Fuck, I don't really know. I'm not really involved in that actually. Basically, what was your favourite movie? Do you want to see it again? Got ya. No. They can't remake. This is too recent to remake. A classic that you grew up on. You're like, I really want them to just make a better version of this. Have they done a better version of Jungle Book? No. Yeah, they did. They did do it, didn't they? Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. No, they did that as well. They did Wonka.

1:19:29Yeah. Oh, shit. You're getting us on technicalities here. This is mental. They need to do Incredibles. And I probably just think they should do Grease. You ever seen Grease? Yeah, Grease is a Grease. I don't really talk with musicals so much. What about American Psycho? Never seen it. Nah. They're remaking it. What's the next one here? So wait, did we get that right? Yeah, we did. Yeah. All right. All right. Where's the pen? Well, I don't know, mate. You're the one with the pen. That's brilliant. This is yours. There you go. What's the next one? If Powell could eat one meal for the rest of his life, what would it be?

1:20:00That's the ivory. Nah, I don't know if you could, you know, though. On the surface looking in, I think. Nah, I don't know. I think you're going for the obvious. You know what? He doesn't look like much, but he goes deeper. Okay. Okay. Fuck. That was so deep. So profound. And it's as deep as you want. He's thinking about that. By the way, I've just seen the last question and I've got that so right. I don't have I can't think of the last question I've got it right right anyways what one meal for the rest of my life what would it be

1:20:37I just I don't even really believe what I'm writing here no I'm I'm going for like I'm putting each item each thing Chip's got detail on that board right now there's detail on it so match the detail if this is what it is what I'm just putting this Nah If you fucking put That thing I'm gonna be pissed Cause it's not that

1:21:03This last bit I don't know if to I need to get more specific On this But I don't know Right now Cause the thing is You're not You're not complex In any way He's writing so much Yeah No we don't got the right thing Alright Go on read out Wait This is probably mine I went for Filet steak Peppercorn sauce And chips Or some kind of potato But I genuinely was so close To going for a steak root And then you put But instead I put Christmas dinner That's fucking bollocks Love a Christmas dinner By the way Love a Christmas dinner Yeah This guy has had to stop Putting his Christmas dinner Pictures in the work chat Because we do a competition Every year And every year His is horrible Nah mine just hurts And I'm sorry to you mum Because I love her Or whoever's making them She don't really do it that way Whoever's making them Yeah Mum's partner Stop making them right that's it that's my boy I love him as well you've never met him yes I have bald guy that's such an easy way just that obviously he's bald he's old no but he's of course I've met him I've been to his gaff he's a bloke yeah he is final one what is Chip's most embarrassing habit this is tough um I don't say this is a habit this is more of a little bit of rage bait when I do it

1:22:24don't put goonan in public finger the past i don't do that anymore all right here we go this one if we get this right chip it's a sign all right i said it's picking your nose and then rubbing it on the walls nick i don't actually do that though chewing out loud uh that yeah that's kind of bad but no that you do rub it you you rub it on the walls no i don't rub it on the walls i do 100 i love going for gold but i don't rub them on the wall you told you've told me multiple times you'll pick your nose and then just rub it on the wall and this was this was when i was a kid but right right now i'm pure technique flicking like i could probably i could probably knock you out from it straight on the board i generally would give you permission that's disgusting it's really good little thing to have in your locker now after all those games we have managed to put together a prize pot of 900 pounds it's going to be given away over on fellas loaded head on over there to be head on over there to be in with a chance of winning 900 quid thank you very much for coming on the fellas podcast I appreciate you this was a yeah this was unreal it's an eye opener if anybody gets onto me 10 you're going to have to sort of yeah i'm gonna start just linking you people's profiles that are sending horrible things about me okay um of course guys you can go and check out uh punch a pod but more importantly rate us five stars subscribe listen to our waffle and we'll see you on the next episode goodbye everyone god bless you all class this has been a global and the fella studios production