299. The Escape Pod Talk Broken Meat, Marvel Conspiracy Theories and Docking... EP. 299

28:59Maybe you, like nerd. But otherwise, we're like the king of the nerds. You know what I'm saying? We're having a good time. Yeah, he was a nerd. I love what this guy just highlighted. I missed it. Can we go back to that real quick? Yeah, maybe Chip could design in the new set. Are you the designer? I would love to. He designs all the sets. I do all sets. We'll fly you out. We're in desperate need. I was about to say when I saw this on the dock, you guys don't need a new one, I don't think, because it looks so nice. We like it. Here's the problem. We live in a frat house, right? We've got like six other people that we're living with.

29:36It's terrible all the time. There's trash, garbage everywhere. It's just packed in there and it's in a guest house. You have to walk to our backyard and then it's literally just like here's the set. Here's my editing setup. My kitchen is right here and on the other side of this wall is my bedroom. It's just all piled in there. We don't have any room. So if we have like the Russo brothers or Robert Downey Jr. like eventually on our podcast or we have Tom Holland, we don't want him to come to our house and walk through our house to our backyard. It feels unprofessional. It feels so weird. We need a set.

30:05We had the head of Marvel television on our podcast. I saw that. And that was an incredible experience for us and that was super cool but we had a cleaning crew come to the house the morning of and as soon as he walked in he goes oh you cleaned they cleaned for me like he could tell he could tell that we lived in that kind of thing now he did go on to tell us he was like oh you're a frat house but instead of being connected by booze you're connected by spider-man he's like i'm very jealous of that because that is very cool yeah i personally plan on living in that kind of space the rest of my life but like i understand you know we had we had we had the creator of invincible and the walking dead on our podcast Robert Kirkman and he kind of walks in and this is a guy that's worth probably 200 million dollars and it's like okay we need the option everybody starts somewhere like he was probably maybe I mean it works I mean we're not gonna change it one day two but like having an actual set would be would be just take the set you have and put it into a new space and maybe a tiny bit if you want but if you change it you'll always get comments saying old sets better yeah 100 % we know that because Is he blown up with this set now?

31:12Yeah. We like the set. We like the background. We just need it to not be attached to where it is. This is kind of my baby, right? Early on in the podcast, like, Andrew had to take on a lot of responsibility because this is the first and only social media thing I've ever done. I worked in the music industry for years before this, so this is all so foreign and new to me. So when he was, like, giving me jobs, he was like, well, figure out a set. And so it is kind of my baby that I've kind of, like, done throughout. That's why it feels authentic. You did it yourself. this poster here will move this thing here.

31:43You know, things like that, you know, the neon light that's behind us with our logo. That was a gift from a fan of ours. So like things like that, it, yeah, it feels. Yeah. If you, if you see like earlier episodes, the backdrop is way more empty. Yeah. Yeah. That's sick though. You should keep it that way, bro. Yeah. You could have just gone to oldest. I love that. Yeah. We always be for the producers. Yeah. I'm loving this. Yeah. Then we all get to watch an ad first. So yeah, just watch that ad. No YouTube premium. We can't have it right now. If this app does well, we'll get it. This set is worth like a trillion dollars.

32:19You got the shit right now. It's close. Yeah, see, that's way less. Different table too, by the way. Wait, this is totally different. Who put the blue eyes up? Me. Yeah, blue eyes. You're a Yu-Gi-Oh guy. Yeah. Oh, come on. I got a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh stuff in my office. That's awesome. Oh, that's fucking good. Still got the red light reflection in there. Of course. Wait, is that a FIFA card? This minute? Yeah, that was a gift from a fan. He made a FIFA card of us. Yeah. That's sick. One of me with my stats on it. 96 is virgin. Oh, you got the Wolverine fleshlight as well. Virgin is 99. Yeah, we got the Wolverine.

32:50And you know, we so we have crazy. Yeah, pull this up. We've got crazy Halloween parties. Every big nerd Halloween party, like all the nerds go whatever. It's like we said, we're the kings of the nerds. And and every year it's based on the big movie event of the year. And so in 2024, the big movie event was Deadpool Wolverine. so Andrew hired a company and they built in our backyard a big 15 foot version of the popcorn bucket oh my god that must have cost a fortune it was a few thousand yeah that's really cool it was a buddy of mine it's a company that like builds sets for like theater like plays well it's actually one guy who used to do that and now he's a friend of a friend so he just basically does it himself he's unbelievable we did the fortress of solitude for Superman it had the light up S and everything Yeah, for Doomsday, this year is going to be Avengers, and it'll either be like Dr.

33:41Doom's throne or like a giant version of his mask or something. That'll be cool. Well, you know, I would love that. You're going to be there. You're going to love it. I would fucking love to be there, bro. You don't even deserve to be in the presence of that kind of stuff, bro. Wait, so you know what? Actually, our very first set ever, the way we went to see the guy that built it, he was opposite. Is it the Star Wars fella? Was it George Lucas? Yeah, Studios. so our set was built opposite that which was crazy the guy used to design spaceships for Star Wars and build them and we were like we can't afford you back in the day it was cool now it's a bit yeah this set that you guys are about to see once the ad loads in same ad by the way same exact ad and I'm not saying they're fucking I'm getting programmed and I'm liking it here we go look it's just like this is very sharp so yeah this was our very first ad what do I call you Do I call you Cal or do I call you freezing?

34:38Genuinely either, bro. Okay, Cal, you look both more and less like me in this clip. I see it. You know what I'm saying? It's kind of this weird middle ground. How old are y 'all here? 26. Five years ago? It's going to be 26, 25. 26, 27. Yeah. Literally, yeah. That's sick. Look at it. There it is. So, yeah, we had our 300th episode just before we did this today. We had Ethan back on. That's beautiful. Which is sick. That's so cool. yeah so it's actually pretty impressive we've stayed friends for for that long is that something you're worried about staying friends or do you think you'll be friends forever it's hard to be friends with a guy that doesn't enjoy anything just doesn't like anything but i've had a blast i'm getting him there on some stuff like free marble movies this year this is pretty big yeah you guys should see my letterbox by the way it's oh yeah i can't i might yeah come and check my shit out to stay friends with you how many five stars you give it?

35:33I think three or four. The thing is, he will only watch movies that are known for being good as well. So he's not got loads of one stars or two stars. You know what? One of my favorite films? Madam Web. He's trolling. He's a troll. He's a troll. He's a troll. We do a film review kind of thing. Do we have the leaderboard anywhere? We've got something similar to what you guys do. We've been doing it for like three years and it's like a film leaderboard. We would love to get your thoughts on it. We need to see it. Do we have a picture of the latest one? Deeply terrified. They don't see this right now.

36:05There you go. Film Fridays. Dang, y 'all got a lot of stuff on there. Yeah. Andrew, you got to subscribe. Here we go. Go to latest movie was Odyssey. Yeah. Odyssey was great. Oh, but we didn't have it in Odyssey. No, but I think, well, I told Lee to bring it up. So let's see. Here we go. Marty Supreme. There you go. Yeah. That shit was hilarious. Oh, what the? The Skype call. Yeah. Oh, here it is. All right. Let's see if it zooms in because we can't really see it right now. Oh, I'm going to pause that. All right. What, what did we give? So there you go. Dune. June 2 had like a 9.6. Okay. Let's start at the bottom.

36:41Madam web. Good trap. Good trap. Sucked. Roadhouse. I like trap. Hitman. you didn't like that. That was, that's gotta be one of the worst films. Like genuinely, I've never put myself through. It's so fun. Which one's fun? The concept is amazing. The execution was horrific. It was just the script. The script was so bad. I actually really liked Hitman. But final destination, fall guy, F one movie weapons, bullet train, long, long leg. What's that? Hitman's the Glenn Powell one. Yeah. That was so fun. And Adrian Jordan is so hot. All these takes make so much sense. By the way, those aren't really bad scores.

37:16Like a six means it's all right. Long legs should not be above weapons. What's above long legs? We didn't like the weapons. What's above long legs? Godzilla minus one. That was amazing. Way higher than a seven point. Monkey man. Remember, these are our combined scores. So his shit dranks my shit down. Monkey Man was good, but it shouldn't be over. Brokeback Mountain went off. What's above Monkey Man? Brokeback Mountain. Brokeback Mountain. Oh, okay. Amazing movie. It's all like in the last two years and Brokeback Mountain. Yeah, we decided we both should watch that together. I mean, Dune 2, Sinners, Marty Supreme.

37:47I loved Marty Supreme. Yeah, it was a good movie. You good at ping pong? Yeah. What's that? Ping pong? Not really, no. I beat Harry. Okay, that's actually big. You beat Harry. I beat Harry. Oh, so you are good then. Yeah. Cause Harry's pretty good. Yeah. He was, he was talking it up when we were in LA and I was like, let's play. And I beat him. But did you like smoke him or was it a good game? It was a good game, but I haven't played in like years. Oh yeah. He liked that. I think he was also a little. Oh yeah. And I was, yeah. He only really challenges people to be, but he's a bit saucy, but it was fun.

38:15It was fun. It was a close game. It went into overtime. Yeah. There you go. So, I mean, that's not terrible. It could be worse. What's our worst take there. Do you reckon? I don't like trap being solo. though. No, that's perfectly fine. Don't worry about that. Hitman should be higher and long legs should maybe be lower, but... Weapons should be significantly higher than long legs. Weapons has the craziest... I think it fell off at the end so badly. With weapons? Yeah. I understand. That's what ruined it for me because I was so enjoying it and I was like, wait, it's getting really bad. The premise is better than the reveal.

38:46I understand that, but I don't think... I don't have a problem with the reveal. It was like with... My issue was that I would say 90 % of horror movies are a waste of time because and i'll tell you why is the plot stinks i've actually i don't know if the only good even the plot of obsession wound me up a bit but i'll get into but you ever watch good horror movies have you watched john carpenter's the thing bro no one's it's a masterpiece the thing is great yeah hereditary yes i like that oh i just don't know if maybe i guess that is a horror movie that was probably the best horror movie i've ever watched exactly great it's our favorite horror movie yeah it's amazing have you seen either of the any of the conjurings specifically one and two yeah uh absolutely wasting my time no two is incredible the reason why is because let me tell you in the horror movie they always do the dumb shit like i'm watching it and they're like don't do that don't do that we know what's gonna happen if you don't oh he's fucking done it he's done the thing i actually don't think that conjuring 2 does that no because it's all real yeah conjuring two subverts that really consistently like always in horror movies i'm really sick of the plot line of the something is very obviously bad happening to the kid and the parent doesn't believe them yeah that's not a conjuring to it all they get rid of it in a second because she's the parents like we're done with this word i don't believe you and then the fucking death goes across the room that's awesome but that's not you like that okay that is often the plot line but other times it's like for example my thing with weapons i'd have figured that shit out so fast i'm watching this like you lot are idiots.

40:17He'd beat up Captain America and he would solve weapons. This guy's a superhuman. This is what I'm saying though. Let's like I'm watching Marty Supreme. I'm like, look, I'm probably not going to win that table tennis match. Fair enough, bro. That's why I fuck with it. You know, I mean, I watch Iron Man. I'm there like just don't think that suit would fit me. Fair play, bro. All right. But if it did fit me, I'd fuck everybody up. So I love the confidence. It's all about how you would do in the film. Yeah. You can only picture himself in the What would you do in the Odyssey? I'd have made it back ASAP.

40:47He would have never took the wrong route. Even if all the gods were against you. Yeah, and you see when he stabs the Cyclops? Yeah. I was just like, lads, come on. Y 'all could have gone out of their way quicker than that. He did not need to turn around and be doing that. Yeah, that is true. Do you see what I mean? Stuff like that just winds me up. That's how you watch movies the whole time. You're just envisioning yourself being better than who's ever seen. I know that sounds quite narcissistic, but... But, yeah. I can't help but think like I do get annoyed. I'm there like, oh bro, what are we doing here?

41:18Yeah. Yeah. And this is a problem with the Marvel movies as well. It feels like the plot lines are always the same. Sure. Like, oh, big boss fight, big boss fight at the end. I love a big boss fight though. No, I know, but like Thunderbolt ended with a hug. Maybe you should try that one. He was, well, no, I don't need to. Cause I know it ends in a hug. Yeah. They win with the power. I remember a new day. The newest one. No, I need to, I need to go and watch that. I think I would like that though. I like this one. I think spider-man's probably the the best because you can't do what he can do Not yet.

41:49I Don't want to ever rule anything out. Okay, of course fair Of course because this whole place can get fucked up if you were dispatched in spider-man This shit wouldn't even exist. I wouldn't I just give up I'd walk off because I've got one thing knowing that you don't mind What do you think about Tom Holland is a spider-man? He's great. It's my goat. Yeah. Oh, yeah He's been the goats. It's 2016. I think he might become mine I said a letterboxd after the new one he's been in for what five movies and like kind of look like Andrew Garfield by the way I get that a lot first name's Andrew last name's Parker is that for real life that's sick my dad wanted to name you you have been blessed thank you what your dad's name's Peter my dad wanted to name me Peter oh right fine my brother married a May so if I have a kid he has an Aunt May this is mad that would have been crazy that would have been so good fuck my mom wouldn't let him name me Peter so your son will be I'm not really on good terms with her.

42:41Huh? Yeah, you should just name your future child. Yeah, but I kind of want it for myself. I'm a little selfish. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't know if you can... I also have to get a wife and a kid for that. Also, you got to think about what they'd be like in school. Like, if a kid was called Peter Parker in school, he's gimp. Or he's the coolest guy there. He could be the coolest guy. It depends on how he ends up looking. Yeah, I'm just going to make sure he doesn't hang out with people. That's a very big part of it. That's so true. what'd you say? It depends on how he looks. Yeah. You're going to need to marry someone.

43:14Very good looking. Yeah. I'll work on that. It shouldn't be a problem for him. This guy is the heartthrob of the podcast. You don't understand. Really? Yeah. The running bit on the, on the podcast is that I'm single, lonely, and a virgin. It is a running bit, but only because it's so opposite of the truth. If it wasn't, it would hurt his feelings. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to tell, I'm going to tell this story and you're, you might be mad at me. I don't even care. Just let him do it. One time we're on the podcast and literally I was like, the DMs that the podcast gets about you. And he was like, we don't get any DMs like that.

43:46And he goes, this man over-exaggerates everything. That's got a premise. And then I said, let's make a bet. And he said, I'll give you$100 or something like that if I get any DMs after this video comes out. And the next time I saw him, he was like, I owe you several hundred dollars. There you go. That was because we called it out. Okay. So they, you reckon they, yeah, they, if we called it out for me, I would get nothing. That's not true. That's not true. All right, guys, everybody, the amount of gay men that we both get is true. Gay men love us. Yeah. Do you guys fuck with, um, you ever like dress up as a furry or is that not your shit?

44:25What? I think I'd be open to it. Yeah. If my, if my lady wanted me to, I'm down. I will do whatever. so you're not part of that because i feel like the crossover is big in this i think this is where you are kind of detached from like knowing what's going on i don't think liking spider-man means you got to dress up and put a tail on your butt like i just don't think that's what that means i do think there's crossover i think you i think i think you oversold it but i do think you're underselling it there is there is i think you probably have a lot of furry fans i would imagine like 20 odd percent sure uh 20 i just don't think that there's that many furries that's a little high.

45:01What percentage like women do you think we get? I reckon it's quite high. Actually, I think it's less than 1%. No way. We talk about our penises. Our demographic is 97 % men, but it's because they're behind enemy lines. That's why they like it. We get this a lot. So they, they say like, Oh, we don't have any female viewers, but we do. Right. Let's see. All we, all we talk about is Cry. I'll, I'll laugh. No, it's, it was just good. I swear. Um, no, 21%. 21 % is really good. You are crushing us. I'm telling you actually like now you got trust me. I don't know what it is on YouTube. Cause Andrew has the YouTube, but on Tik TOK it's, it's genuinely 3%.

45:48Okay. I would guarantee that your user specified is mad high. They should have demographics for furries. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. I reckon you got a lot of that. I just, I just don't know. Obviously we welcome all of our, we only got 0.4%, but they're just as welcome as the other, as the other, of course, of course, but I'm just saying, I reckon not furries. No, no, that doesn't pop up on us. We fought with furries. I love furries. You would you, would you, would I do furry shit? Um, what, what, what would make you do? I don't know. I don't know. Chewbacca count. We got 3.9 % brother. Wow.

46:24Oh my God. Well, bro, after this, I know there's going to be loads of girls that go over. All the girls are listening to this episode right now. Maybe going to, maybe going to go. 20%. We need it. Sure. Yeah. I think they will after they see what you guys are like. Welcome on the, let's get it. Yeah. They'll, they'll, they'll definitely go over. What do we got to do? Yeah. What do we got to do to make it happen? I would, it's a weird one. It's, it's the, part that I just don't really mess with. So like privately in the bedroom, you're down. I don't want anything up my asshole. Okay. But if you want me, oh fuck, that's kind of weird as well.

47:00But I'll do it. Would you wear a leash and like bark and stuff? No. I'm not doing that. Chip, who's the freakiest person in the room? You two boys. Probably one of you two guys. Oh really? I was gonna say. It's cause he's a virgin. So he's got like a pent up. So are you actually a virgin or not? Yes What was the hesitation This is breaking news You know what I mean He's done shit He's never put his penis in a vagina What about another man Are you really religious My DMs really want that to happen A lot of DMs saying I'd bounce on it I got that one bar for bar So are you waiting for marriage Fair enough That's actually a fair reason though Yeah But people like to assume that it's just because I suck at talking to women He does quite well Which might also be Oh no doubt This is what I'm saying If you wanted to then you could Yeah For sure Yeah It's not due to a lack of uh I wonder if you Whatever the fuck you want to call No I imagine any convention ever in it Yeah I'm going straight for the furries I was gonna say though You would have loads of furries on your shit for sure Yeah Yeah yeah yeah I'm scared to open my DMs after this episode How quickly do you think you could have sex if you wanted to?

48:18By the end of the day Oh my gosh I fully believe that though Oh yeah we are in England 100 % We could find some messed up place We gotta go to a messed up place to get me laid? What are we saying here?

48:43there's a crack down around the corner find some drug addict on the street what the frick was that oh my god damn that's the name you've never been tempted like oh good question oh that is a good question like surely when it's like yeah sure but like I kind of just know what I want and yeah and I know my lines and I'll do I'll do everything else. Good sexual discipline. Yeah. What's the craziest thing you've had of your ass? That is like, if you're going to wait till marriage, then you could do, you could complete all the side missions and right. Yeah. I've waited lots of side, that's what I mean.

49:21That's a side missions. Yeah, nothing. Nothing there though. Technically not allowed to do bump stuff either. No, I don't do that. Yes. Bum stuff. We also don't call it that. What would you call it anal? What?

49:38I get so angry with it. Anal. Have y 'all ever done bum stuff? Nah, it's the one thing that I actually genuinely have a fear of. My bum is so ugly. See, I've done so much of it, I feel like. But you know what? Every guy that I've spoken to that does it, loves it. So I know I'm missing out. Like, you love it, right? Getting your ass eaten is genuinely phenomenal. Someone just walked in the room. It just sounds so crazy. By the way, he's a massive fan of your podcast. We're talking about our buttholes. There we go. Yeah. I've gotten my ass eaten. That's spectacular. Yo, can I ask a question? I highly recommend it.

50:13When they always talk about getting your ass eaten, right? Okay, obviously I don't do any of this stuff, so I don't know. What's the malfunction like? Is it like you're eating chips? Or is it eating the expression? it's like um like you know when you it's i mean highly similar i imagine to like when you eat out a girl like imagine that it's just that but it's just so it's just out in the booty they're like kind of tongue in it and sometimes you know they go a little deeper what level prep are you doing before something like that very minimal so you're not even like you're not getting it bleached It's crazy.

50:54It's a pure jungle. Old jungle. Relatively, yeah. I'm doing very... When's the last time that happened? High school? No, months. Months ago. What if you get winners? What if you have winners? I was trying to save this girl. What if you have winners down there? Yeah, see, that's something I don't allow. So you would check for winners? Yes. Pull them all out? I assume we're on the same page, but the word you're using is not a word to me. Was it dangleberries? There you go. That's the prep I do. Yeah, okay. That's the minimal prep I do, but I'm not getting it bleached. I'm not shaving. I'm not doing any of that.

51:33Fair enough. What do we think about toes? Yeah. Cal's a foot guy. I know. No, I'm a foot guy. I'm telling you, I'm actually pretty vanilla. You're the most vanilla motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you're so unhappy. I need my ass eaten. You need to get your ass eaten. Stick something up your butt, put a toe in your mouth, and maybe you'll like Marvel. We solved it. This is brilliant. Thank you. You guys might have just cured my depression. A hundred percent. Thank you, Paul. You need to drop drinking. Where the fuck have you been? They've brought up for 20 minutes, sorted my shit out.

52:04I don't know. We've done 300 episodes in this part. I have honestly offered to put my finger up his bone before. And he keeps saying no. This is what I'm saying. Like, you literally, you've got to stick up your butt because you don't have anything up your butt. That's exactly true. Drop the beer. Pick up, you know, you know, and pick up a tongue in your ass. Oh my. So you're at the bottom of the freak list. Is he next? Well, he does immigrant role play. I'll fuck around with a little role play. Immigrant role play. Break it down for me. That is. Explain what the frick that is. I'm going to need to see your papers before anything goes on and she's not got papers on it.

52:39Then she's getting handcuffed because she's not got papers. You like. This is something you do with your wife. The girl that you're marrying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she an immigrant? Yeah I mean And right now So Well We're gonna be married We're gonna be married So like The whole paper thing Is not gonna make sense In my mind anymore Cause she's gonna be Technically She's got the green card Is it a green card? It's a Well it's a UK version Of it Yeah So like His whole Like he's only got Like a Like a couple weeks Left of this whole gimmick And then you gotta Give it up You gotta find something new Yeah So I gotta put him Above the list Of you You're below that You've never done that I'm not doing any Immigrant Bro you would make a great immigration officer though.

53:22I know it. How many times have you talked about this? That you're uncomfortable with it. It's in your blood. I can see it. Yeah, I actually, I agree with that. You could be an officer. Like, I feel like you give me that vibe as well. Yeah, yeah. Like one of those pricks that like has the job because I get hard on the power. Yes. Oh my God, yeah. You guys will like this. I know that you haven't watched much of Star Wars, but you'll love this. Yeah. I don't want to be in any of the movies or anything like that. I don't need a cameo. I don't like if they came to us and they're like, hey, we want to put you in this.

53:57Sure. Maybe. I would say no to most things. I don't want to be an actor. That's not my job. Yeah. My job is to critique actors. But the one thing I absolutely want to do is I want to be an imperial in Star Wars. Oh, my God. I don't want to walk around and I want to have my hand behind my back walking around like a fucking jackass. And I want one line to be like fire the cannons and then I want to die. So just do that in the general hooks, like kind of a, exactly. So do that in the bedroom. And it's like a kind of role play. And it's like an, point in the finger. Maybe your arms are in some dungy spots.

54:28You're putting Princess Leia in cell F in 218, whatever. Would you, do you dress up as these characters to do your, do your shit? Do what? Did you dress up as these characters when you're getting freaky? I was dressed up as a Spider-Man less than two weeks ago. Yeah. Really? It's a big bonus. It's a big plus. so oh wait no you have a missus how long have you been with your missus for almost eight years okay fine because i was gonna say like long time what's it like when a girl comes back here like one second i'm just gonna get my shit on you know it's not really for me but it's for them like no no that's not what i'm saying okay i i misspoke excuse me i don't care personally about being in costume i don't need to i don't care for whatever that's more of a him thing yeah but them in costume is a big thing.

55:16Oh, sorry. Right. Yeah. What I like. Yeah. Okay. Fine. Cause then it's like, what's like your favorite, your favorite costume on someone else on your misses? Uh, well, there's one that we haven't done that. I think we're doing Halloween that I'm very excited about. Um, is that too many spoilers? No, it's a character called Psylocke. It's an X-Men character with, with purple hair. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, pull that up yourself a favor actually. Um, how are we spelling that? Uh, P S Y L O C K E. Okay. Um, Betsy, this character, uh, okay. That one on the right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The white background right here.

55:53The cards. Yeah. Right there. That one. Yep. So you, it's all you went to animate July head and tied. I'm not the biggest. Again, I like the way this is going to cut is quite nicely. You're conflating things again. You can like, you know, you like anime though. I do like anime. Let me guess. You don't? He doesn't. I've tried. I've watched Death Note. What'd you think? Yeah, yeah. I thought it's really good and then they make a decision and you're like, why'd they make that decision? But I only watched. So I watched that. I was like, oh, whatever. And then I got forced to watch Attack on Titan because of the cart Titan.

56:30They said I look like him. I was like, let me see what this motherfucker is. He really does look like a cart Titan. Pull up the cart Titan. Cart Titan's really ugly. If anyone agrees to do the cart Titan. Yeah, no. Bro, sorry. If you you look at all my comment sections of the picture of this other hair. That's fucked. That's so much. Which means how you kind of also kind of do the girl that the girl that turns into that is actually really hot. Well, so turns into it as in. So, so before she before the cuts, yeah. Yeah. Okay. But that doesn't look like me. I look like the one on the right. Like a little, between the two that I'm looking at, you do look more like the right.

57:04Yeah. Unfortunately. Yeah. Let's do that in the bedroom. You could do that in the bedroom. I mean, I don't really have to. I just got to put a backpack on it. Put a backpack on, get on all fours. I would have. Yeah. Fuck it. We need to see that. I just don't know if my missus would say, I want you to look like this. If you did an Instagram post of you dressed like exactly like that on all fours at Halloween, that does numbers. That does numbers. That does crazy numbers. What are the fictional characters you get the most? Jar Jar Binks. I get Jar Jar Binks. I get this person. I get Melman. Yeah.

57:38Yeah. When I get the most by far, I don't mind. Like I like drafts. I think you get, I get the alien from men in black where that has a coat on and loads of arms and they pull it up. Skinny alien men in black. And by the way, this motherfucker is cold as shit. Yeah. He gets that one. Oh, you get that guy. Oh, they're great. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. Look at the motion though. Hands on the hips. Yeah. It looks like he's going to send me to the attention. He's going to tell you off. Yeah. What about you? What do you get? You just get Andrew Garfield on the game? I get Andrew Garfield every single day.

58:10Oh, man, it's so bad for you. Yeah, exactly. What the fuck? I get people watching the video in like 30 seconds and they're like, oh, this isn't Andrew Garfield. Like, I've gotten that before. You know, there was someone else that I saw. That's annoying. I used to get, before I changed my hair, I used to get The meme from Meet the Robinsons. Goob from Meet the Robinsons, but I also got the kid from Henley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I got that one. Okay. This image. Did y 'all know what I looked like before I changed my hair? No. Exactly this. I don't think so. Exactly this. Wow. Okay. That's fair enough.

58:46By the way, because we asked a bunch of our fans to give us questions, is the podcast would you say that's like your main thing? Where do you make your money from? Income, yeah. Income wise, yeah. That used to be my hair. Because I saw a video that you did Oh, shit. I saw... That looks all right. You look... I'm fucking with that. Good film. Elemental? Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, so that's why I got Goob, and then I got Dary of Everyone Be Good. But yeah, monetarily, yeah. I mean, especially this year, since it's blown up. I feel like that's a lie, though, because I watched a video of you showing people how you make your money.

59:23Hey, it's Flo here to say drivers who switch and save with Progressive could save hundreds. Nice. With my new savings, I'll get some hiking gear. It'll be great for my outdoor era. I don't know if it counts as an era, if you just buy stuff. Um, I got a cute hiking backpack. It's an outdoor era. Well, you only bought one thing. I don't think it's an era. Well, I think we're in a agree to disagree era. Yeah, sure, you're probably right. Anyway, with the money you could save by switching to Progressive, you can afford to switch to other things in life. It's my savings era. Also, everything you do is not an era.

59:51Progressive Casualty Insurance Company and Affiliates. From what? This one, how I made my money. Oh my gosh. Tough. Fuck, yeah. No, that's actually tough as fuck. Being a magician back then, I always wanted to be able to do magic tricks. I've never been able to do that. Yeah, they're not easy. So you would love Doctor Strange. Oh, I have seen Doctor Strange many moons ago. I actually thought that was all right. It's only because I like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yeah, a lot. A lot. So you don't like... I fuck with him heavy because he's a good actor. He's maybe the only good actor in the whole... Robert Downey Jr.

1:00:21is a good actor. That's crazy. You can't tell me otherwise. Robert Downey Jr. is absurd. But it's only because you watch... Oh, wait, no. What movie was he in? And he was sick. He won the Oscar for Oppenheimer. That was it. Yeah, I've fucked with him big on there. But other than that, I just look at him and I kind of just see Iron Man all the time. That's the one bad thing about becoming one of these superheroes is you kind of just always see him as a superhero. It's what Tarantino says. There's no movie stars anymore. It's the characters. Like Chris Evans is the movie star Captain America is.

1:00:48It's interesting. That is true. I don't know if I agree with that to the fullest. There are certainly movie stars. Zendaya is a movie star. Timothy Chalamet is a movie star. Yeah. Ryan Gosling is a movie star. Who's your favorite actor or actress? Can you say that? Are they all actors now? I heard they switched out. It doesn't matter. Andy Serkis is my favorite actor. You would know him as Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies. He's Caesar the Ape in the Planet of the Apes films. I'm trying to think what you know him from. He's also in Star Wars. He's in Star Wars a couple of times. He's in Andor.

1:01:20He's amazing in Andor. Snoke. Killian Murphy. Okay, yeah. J.K. Simmons. What about Gareth Bale? Who the fuck is Gareth Bale? You never watched Gareth Bale? Why are you bringing Carp Bale into the pool? Yeah, this guy. What about Christian Bale? Christian Bale. Christian Bale's amazing. AB's favorite is Christian Bale. He's goats. He's got some good goats. I like Hugh Jackman. Yeah. Wolverine. Very good, Cal. Very good. It's the only movie I've ever... It's also in Prisoners, which you've watched. Love Prisoners. Jake. Jake. Jake. Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh yeah. Nightcrawler and that shit. It's amazing.

1:01:58So good. Denzel's good. McConaughey's good. Yeah. I like McConaughey until I noticed recently he's trying to clip farm podcast a little too hard for my liking. He's been doing it. There's only so many times you can motivate them. Yeah. Yeah. They are good but I just feel like he knows the clip farm's coming. That music he knows. We glossed over that too quickly. There's only so many times you can motivate me. You have a terrible life. Your life sucks. What the fuck? That's an insane thing to say to somebody. You're talking negatively about somebody, and the way you talk negatively is like, you can only motivate me.

1:02:33It's a horrible thing. It's not like, oh, he's pissing me off. He's annoying me or any of that. There's so many times a certain person can make this guy smile, and then you're done. No, you guys are making me out to seem like some miserable bastard here. I'm enjoying a lot of things. I think you're making yourself out to be the miserable bastard, and we're just noticing it. The comments will back us up. I love ice cream. What kind is your favorite? Mint chocolate chip. Okay. Cool. That's a miserable person. It's actually not a good place. That's an ice cream that you get like when you're like, you're like working in nine to five.

1:03:09And you're like 60 years old. Five years ago. Yeah. Wait, so what sort of share are you getting? Cookies and cream. Cookies and cream. Chocolate chip cookie dough. Yeah, just the childish shit. Yeah, because we have whimsy and happiness in our lives. You need to get your whimsy up. You need to get your ass eaten, Cal. Yeah. So you don't know any magic? Let's make you a magician. That'll help. I should, but you know, I'll just end up doing like the whole prestige shit. That's why I'm on. I'm on the fuck shit. You're going to kill yourself. You're going to clone yourself. I'm on the fuck shit. You could do it in your videos, though.

1:03:38It'd be crazy. Like you got a fucking burger. But suddenly it's gone. But you've actually just eaten it because you're a fat pig.

1:03:46Oh, my goodness. Oh, I'm glad to have you guys backing me up today. You start to realize. Speaker 3 0 0 0 0 I'm on your side now, what? No, I want to switch up. I actually really appreciate people. They'll just switch up on their day. Ones. Guys, who are you guys? He likes magic. And suddenly I fucking hates me. Yeah. Yeah. Magic. That's good enough for me, right? You like it, right? Yeah, I do. I get annoyed, but you can only inspire me. No, you can only trick me so many times. I'm afraid to do magic for this guy. He's what I like to do. This is going to do the pick up. Okay. So if there's a magician and he does a trick, literally the worst kind of person longer on your side, I can't gaslight them and tell them I know how they did it.

1:04:38Even though I have no idea how they did it. I mean, I've seen that one. Yeah. Bare people. Why would you look at us and be like, you're making me out to be this miserable person. He's just trying to bring him down in front of all of the boys. No, that's so messed up. So terrible. Everybody else has this crazy reaction. You're going, I know how they do that. All right, you know when like, you know when you're talking to a girl, you are the bully in high school. In high school, I did magic for an entire table of people and I did like three tricks in a row and every time I finished the trick, they were like, that's the wrong card.

1:05:09And I had gotten it right every single time. That would have been amazing. The whole table floor came over like, we're just all going to tell him that he's wrong every single time. That's awful. You would do that. That's exactly right. Imagine him. But I would find that so funny. The bowl haircut. Yeah. Oh, man. But I do like magic, though. Four. You know about Dynamo? Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't really do it anymore. Yeah. Yeah. So I used to go to Dynamo shows. There's a Now You See Me show. Oh, yeah. You guys saw any story. Was it any good? Yeah, it was good. It was solid. Okay. Now You See Me, that's the one where about joining the Magic Circle and stuff like that, right?

1:05:45The movie, yeah. So they're doing like a live show with like - Oh, cool. and you went to see it yeah i went to see it just sick sick yeah the west end shows here are fucking sick um i really enjoyed the first two movies what of the nice yeah third one wasn't what about have you guys seen 21 just 21 yeah yeah the vegas one where he goes there's like a group of college kids and they learn how to count cards and they go to vegas oh this is a sick movie i don't know them. Well, this one. Yeah. It's like trash. It's not a great story. I just watched American beauty. It's got 36 on Rotten Tomatoes. So, you know, I'm telling you, you know, the shit's going to slap.

1:06:25Oh, that's a good sign. Is that really how it works for you? Yeah. The lower it goes, the lower, like if it's so there's like the worst movies in the world are between sort of 50 and 65 % on Rotten Tomatoes below that they're going to be unreal. They're going to be so good. And above that, you also know they're going to be really good. But that middle section, that's not a terrible take. It actually has an okay letterbox score, by the way. 3.2 is Nicole Kidman. All right. Who is that? Keep them. So are people still not fucking with Kevin Spacey? I haven't been keeping up. Yeah, Kevin Spacey is a problem.

1:06:57Okay, fine. There's so many good prompts on this that we haven't used. Who is the best suit? Best Spider-Man? I mean, I'm loving all this stuff. Well, let's play this game first. Okay. All right. Do you know how to play Tenable? No. we have to guess wait should we have Clevo do it because we always get this game wrong as well Clevo how do you play Tenable so Tenable is like 1 to 10 and it's so USA highest grossing movies of 2026 so you say your guess and then basically it's 1 out of 10 and if it's not 1 out of 10 it's not Tenable and you lose a life or you've got 3 lives we'll play as just a whole team we'll play as one big team we'll only say when you've said something we'll lock it in and it's only in the USA USA and do I have to get the it correct the number no no can we start yeah we've got this I feel like we could just let you guys run here yeah Spiderman it's going to be one on this list yeah yeah correct number two is going to be Odyssey I don't know if Odyssey is two but Odyssey is on there it's number two no it's got to be lock it in lock it in yeah number two Odyssey wow it's climbed up so much now it has It's doing well I know it's the second highest grossing movie Period But I didn't know it was two You want to do Toy Story?

1:08:13Are we going in order? No no no No just as a team We got three lives Oh okay Yeah And we have It doesn't matter the numbers So I can guess the fifth spot right here Yeah I mean let's just get Obsession Out of the way here Obsession's near the bottom No it's going to be like seven eight I think Obsession's going to be kind of high Obsession seven Here we go Damn so there's quite a few movies Toy Story five Yeah Yeah Yeah And then we need to do And then Super Mario Galaxy? Yeah. Yes. Wait, Zootopia 3 was last year. It was last year. Damn. Yeah, Super Mario is what I was thinking. Okay. Super Mario Galaxy.

1:08:50Those are the four. We have$5 billion movies this year. Other horror movie, but not as high as Obsession. You're talking about Backrooms. Backrooms has got to be in it. Backrooms might be 10, 9, 10. Backrooms is 9. Come on. Shit. Good fucking hell. Okay, then Project Hail Mary. Project Hail Mary and Devil Wears Prada. You know what? Project Hail Mary is in my top five movies of all time. That's a horrible opinion. You like that one? It's a good movie. Really good movie. Top five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Project Hail Mary is six. Project in, I know five is Devil Wears Proud of Two. I know this. It is eight.

1:09:24Fuck me. Well, then five has to be Michael. Oh, thank you. That's the other billion dollar movie. What the fuck is going to be? What the hell is Michael? Michael Jackson movie, bro. Oh, no, I'm not watching that. Number 10. 10 Oh no Oh This is a tough one Oh you know it like that I mean we haven't gotten the next yet You've got three lives Do you want me to get it now Can I ask you what backroom is made domestically Or I can't get that information I can have a look Because that might help us a lot We always see on our side Just the global thing If you see online I think. Yeah. Could it be? It's not.

1:10:09It's not the other Pixar. 200 million. Not Hoppers. How much did Hoppers make? Isn't that insane? It had 10 million budget and it's done 40. Well, that's fucking insane. How about Obsession made 500 million? It just crossed 500 million yesterday. It's$750 ,000 budget. She's a superstar now too. Indeed, yeah. And she got Rogue. It's a big, it's great. Just say it. Oh, okay. I thought you were trying to guess it. It's Minions versus Monsters. Gotta be. Oh, no. It is. Oh! That's big. Minions movie, bro. Fabulous work. Minions movie. I mean, oh my. I literally, I remember mentioning it to you earlier.

1:10:47Really? Yeah. 10 for 10. You know what? I forgot. I saw that movie in theaters. I did not like it. Really? It's not great. The Minion thing isn't for me. We were never going to fuck that one up, though. To everybody's promise. A film part. A film part. That's the default. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's easy to remember those movies. The Devil Was Proud of Two. shout was amazing yeah i don't think i remember that i'm not sure i was gonna get that isn't it crazy though that a lot of those films there are like your lots films they're just so big aren't they yeah so many people love them ta-da yeah no it's just saying it's kind of like our full-time job you know what i'm saying like we're able to have a job talking about that yeah so it's got to be big you know yeah how do y 'all yeah you you were like gassed to talk about us and like bring us on the show and everything like how how do you even like us and no because i just love your It's so funny.

1:11:36It's just so funny. When you guys are talking about it, I'm just like, the crash out's coming. It's coming. I'm here for this. It's about boot the fuck off. Or you'll just say some outrageous stuff. I don't think you need to be in love with the movies to enjoy your podcast. We really appreciate that. I appreciate that. Yeah. So maybe that's a good advert for people. If you're like me and you think this stuff is whack as fuck, you can still enjoy that. And just because the movies are whack as fuck doesn't necessarily mean that. You like a lot of those movies, though, in that list. Yeah, Project Hail Mary was.

1:12:04He liked one of them. These are great theories. This is too much for Cal. No, no, no, no, no. But I can add my part to this for sure. Because you guys are already starting to warm to my theories. You guys have heard because these are obviously just ones from online. But these are like the best kind of Marvel conspiracy theories that I've seen. I wanted to see if you guys have seen any like crazier ones or even better ones. You want to just read them out and talk about them? Yeah, if you want to read through them, that's great. So Thanos' snap invented the X-Gene. where everybody yeah i've seen this everybody that came back that 50 they come back with an x gene and so half the world no that'd be too many though because i meant to be like as the mutant x gene it's just whether or not it's activated or not because in lore usually every like most people have the x gene it's just whether or not it gives you okay there's somebody with the X gene and they just have slightly better vision.

1:13:03Hmm. Is that a conspiracy or is that? The conspiracy theory is that that's how we get the X-Men in the MCU is from the snap. Do you know about the snap? Yeah. I'm fucking with the snap. Do you want to know why? Because it's bad and all these people died and you're like, fuck it. And it subverted expectations. No, no. Because I've just seen it through memes. They'll be there like, get rid of this guy from all the videos. I'm there like that was a good use of the meme. I'll fuck with that. You're missing out on a wonderful like... But I'm making my way through. I'm making my way through. I'm proud of you.

1:13:39Like I'm four movies in. He's going to text us when he sees Infinity War and he's going to be like whoa. I could have done any of the stuff in that movie so I loved it. I think he might have already seen Infinity War or have you not? I can't remember. Once he's seen the other movies then it will land better anyway. statistically you have seen endgame really because it made so much money like statistically everybody on the planet do you think the new one doomsday is going to outperform that if it's good it has a chance but it has to be good or great yeah like pre-sales look good doomsday billion dollars on arrival no problem it might be the biggest opening ever if it's bad it's not making much more than 1.5 too but if it's good it could it could make three and what does it need to make to beat the record or the record is 2.9 2.9 oh Oh snap.

1:14:25Yeah. See what I did there? I did. Just a little something. Anyways. The Wakanda herb leads to the super serum used on Captain America. Keep going. That's not interesting. Wakanda. I want him to read the next two words. Wakanda. Wakanda. Wakanda. Wakanda. Wakanda. No Wakanda. Oh wait. It keeps going. My bad. Wakanda vibranium. Have you spelled that wrong as well? No. Vibranium is spelled correctly. I thought it was UM. Oh, UM. It is UM. Vibrain Ian. Yeah, don't worry. He's new to the job. Wakanda Vibranium was used to create the shield and the color of the serum is similar. How does it lead to the I don't remember what that looked like though.

1:15:14So the theory is that because the Vibranium is used to make the shield they've used the herb to make the serum and like there's people speculate online that the serum is the same color. We're too far into it. People are really reaching. I don't think Erskine has ever been to Wakanda. Yeah. The Punisher was flipped. Explained his... See, I'm really interested in the next one. Tom Holland's Peter Parker's parents. I feel like this is where I might be able to contribute here. That's the best one. Okay, so yeah, Tom Holland's Peter Parker's parents died in 9-11 in the MCU. Please contribute. So, quick question.

1:15:53Peter Parker's parents could they spit out webs or not? No. No. So only he has this shit. That is correct. All right. So they died in another. So obviously he had to work in the trade centers and what sort of offices were in there? Was it all financial stuff? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, because I'm thinking like if their parents were like financial people, they probably had way more money because I seen the gaff he grew up in. This is a phenomenal point. It's honestly, it's genuinely a point I would have made. Yeah. And so I think that due to their financial circumstances, I'm not entirely convinced that they died.

1:16:35And also he would have inherited a fucking bit of bread. I'm looking it up. If they got settlements from 9-11, did people get settlements from 9-11? Tom Holland's padding Queens. Yes. People received, people received billions of dollars in settlements and compensation in compensation through government funds, legal sentiments, and insurance payouts after 9-11. The primary vehicle for individuals was the federal September 11th victim compensation fund. He's got no fund of the sort. No. No, we've seen his gaffe. You nailed it. It's impossible. No, but he's got a lot of money, man. Yeah, but is he not like miles on there?

1:17:12He don't get a salary for being Spider-Man, I don't think. How do they pay for food? They don't really talk about that in Brand New Day. Usually Spider-Man's got a job. He's a photographer. Yeah. And he was delivering pizzas as well. Yeah, he's delivering pizzas. Yeah, see, just a guy that had a fun like that. Surely he's not, you know. I don't know, he could be. Tobey Maguire's parents definitely didn't die in 9-11 because his movie came out in 2002. Didn't they have to? Yes. They had to take out Picture of the Twin Towers from like some promotional brand. Some marketing stuff. It was like webbing in between the two towers because the movie came out in 2002 and then 9-11 happened in 2001.

1:17:51So they had to go and take that out. It's a shame because it looked cold. Also, Lilo and Stitch, if you remember at the end of that movie, they have like a spaceship fight that's going through like the mountains of Hawaii. Originally, it wasn't a spaceship. It was just a regular plane and it was going through a city. And they had to reanimate the entire thing right after 9-11. Yeah, that's actually pretty nuts. Isn't that insane? 9-11 did a lot. Now we have TSA. yeah sure they're always yelling at me always why are they so aggressive because you be happy if you had that job well you see your you your job you know the answer to that we know the answer yeah it's a yeah it's a big note also you look like a guy you're just so unhappy that like you might be a threat in an airport that's one of the worst things i think someone's ever.

1:18:43So I look like a terrorist. Not exactly, but you look like you could flip and your switch could go at any moment. Yeah, correct. You're not a terrorist, but you're a school shooter. Right. No, I do know. Okay. When I say I do that, I've never thought about it. I was not expecting you to call him a school shooter today. Well, me neither. It takes one to know what me neither. Yeah. This is a bird. The thing is the whole school shooter shit like I'm not fucking with that at all. I don't think many people are. Neither are we. I want to make it clear. Thank you. Anti-school shooter on this podcast.

1:19:20Oh, you guys are anti-anti. We've made the statement before. We'll make it again. Yeah, I think that's probably a good thing. Maybe they're stopping you because they just want to frisk you and pat you down. No, sorry. By the way, they don't really stop me. Laptop's in the back! Yeah, it's pretty scary. Okay, it's like 7 a.m. No, I don't want to be here. You don't want to be here. Just let me through. You know what I mean? And it's like, I've read a report as well that they missed like 87 % of stuff. Yeah, they've never checked my laptop. Yeah. Idiots. I've got a question for you, Cal. Yes. Ever see the Cars movie?

1:19:56No, but I've seen the Crocs collab. Pretty much the same. In Cars 2. Yeah. One of my favorite movies. Don't tell me there's a fucking school shoot in one of these. There is TSA. Okay. Which confirms that there was a Cars 9-11. So my question to you boys is very simple. Because planes are sentient in the Cars universe. They have faces. Was it a radical Islamic terrorist plane that drove into the buildings? Or was it a radical Islamic terrorist car that forced a plane into the building? Fuck. Oh, fuck. It was definitely just the plane. It wasn't the car that forced it. You think it was the plane?

1:20:52Yeah, because how would the car have forced it? I think it was the car. The thing is, I agree with you. I agree with you. I have trouble understanding the plane's motivation here. Yeah. Because the plane's going to die and all the people are going to die. Why would the plane allow that? But the TSA is frisking the cars, meaning the cars are danger. Oh, yeah. The Cars universe has a lot of stuff like that, especially with Cars 2. Because Cars 2, there's a Cars Pope, and he's in a pub. Cars what? Pub. A Pope. The Pope. Oh, the Pope Mobile. Oh, my God. There's a Cars Pope Mobile. So there's Cartholicism.

1:21:29Car Jesus. What do you reckon would be the biggest, like... That's a good question. A Chrysler. like where would the worst place in time for the car to be like one of them talking cars where it because i think germany in the 1940s would have been pretty bad well it there is a character in cars called sarge who's a veteran okay in cars too he gets like a big army together to help him right so there are car wars so there was a car nom potentially and yeah like you said in Germany as well. Car, Hitler. Car, Holocaust. Car, Holocaust. Oh, fuck. Car, World War II. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, I...

1:22:12Can you imagine being a car in the trenches of World War I? Trench foot, but it's tires? Oh. Worst possible thing. Oh, shit. This is fucked. Someone animate all this, please. I want to see it all. This is so fucked up. And it was big, a big gas thing in World War I. There was all the gas. Like, how does the gas affect the cars? Like, you have the gas mask. You can't put a gas mask on a car? Yeah. Fuck, bro. Nah, this is actually spun me. World War I trench is the worst place to be if you're a talking car. If you're a talking car. I have to be really big trenches. Huge trenches. Huge trenches. They have to be tire tracks, really.

1:22:47You've made me think a lot, a lot more than I usually think. I'm going to go watch this movie. I got to see this. Cars 2 is the good one. You'll enjoy it. He's going to love it. It's not the good one. You'll enjoy it. It's not the good one. I don't like Cars 2. I love Cars 2. No, Cars 2 is widely regarded as one of the worst Pixar movies. Oh. But why he likes it. It's one of my favorites. Is it below 40 % on runs? Finn McMissile is James Bond. He's played by Sir Michael Caine and he's an Aston Martin and it's awesome. And the queen is a Bentley. Oh shit. This is really good. If there was one movie you guys could be in, which one would it be?

1:23:25The next Spider-Man. The next anime. So you're just jumping on his whole shit. Yeah, what's that about? I would love You ain't got your own thing going on I would love for our podcast To be like on a television In the background of a shot In the next Spider-Verse movie Oh that would be very cool That would mean the universe to me That is so possible They should put you guys As a radio on GTA 6 Cause your takes like Belong there man Yeah And it's Miami It's my hometown It's where I'm from Oh see They can even bring you up on there Be like Miami's finest Hat guy Exactly Are you guys into Do you like video games?

1:23:57Does that There's crossover there We got the furry bit You said that was it Okay, so there is, you're correct, major crossover with nerds and video games. Admittedly, it's the biggest blind spot for me personally with my nerddom. I watch them a lot. I've never really played any, but I'm working on it. This is fucked up. He would have been convinced of you guys. You guys, holy shit. Fuck, I don't fuck with you guys anymore. Because we don't play video games? Yeah, this is like, this is meant to be the whole thing. We're meant to love all of this stuff. I could cook all y 'all in Among Us. I'm really bad at Among Us.

1:24:28You're bad by the way I'm unbelievable at Among Us Because I take over Go read the comments right now They love me What about Fortnite? There are no hate comments I've never played Fortnite before I could cook all y 'all on Among Us You play Smash? I'm not worried Either of y 'all play Super Smash Brothers? Oh it's a religion in our house What? They're not gonna No You know tech in the fighting game? No You guys don't know what the fuck tech in the fighting game You don't even know what it is I don't think so Oh my god I think you need to like in order like the whole nerd stuff like that's all well and good but I feel like you know everything about that world surely there's a new world you're interested in you need to learn about if you're willing if you're going to transcend yeah is last of us worth it have you played it yeah I've played it I like last of us one of the best games ever great game wow great game phenomenal like red dead 2 red dead 2 is bad though you think it's bad it's bad then last of us are you guys gonna be gta 6 when it comes out but they're very like you have to.

1:25:24It's in your hometown. You can probably go buy a gaff. I might. Yeah, I might. Yeah, I might. You're just edging us like crazy. We found something you don't fuck with. It's just I video games weren't allowed growing up for me. Oh, it's like something I didn't grow up with. So it's like very unfamiliar to me. I'm really bad at most video games. Like I'm horrible. So you just know, I'm not going to start bad at the last of us. I'm somehow bad at it. Like a zombie is running at me and I'm like shooting over here for no reason. It's embarrassing. I don't want to put it on the internet. Like I could never play like a Fortnite or a Call of Duty where I'm playing with other people.

1:25:59I'd get destroyed. What about like story games? I'll just Spider-Man. Surely you have played Spider-Man games. I bought a PS5 when that came out. I watched just for that. Yeah, that's good enough. I'll play Wolverine. Like Wolverine comes out in a couple weeks. I'll play that. I have to play that. But just for content, like I'm never playing video games like off camera. Except Smash, which is a religion in our house. Oh, really? I feel like that's quite like a frat-y game. And you guys are in a frat house. That's sick. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. We play with two of our roommates, and it's two on two, and it gets really intense.

1:26:29Are there any forfeits? You play forfeit smash? No, we've only done once where someone had to be in charge of the trash for like a week in the house. That's a good one, though. But nothing crazy. We play fantasy Premier League, so no fantasy football, and Randolph lost. I do have a question. Yeah. what's up with Randy's TikTok? What's he doing over there? He lost fantasy football. Is that what it is? So he's had to upload. Have you seen this or shall I show you this? This is quite bad. It looks like it's an AI. It's like an AI TikTok. I honestly think he's making him do all these dances. So he, as he lost, he has to upload.

1:27:12By the way, they've all done numbers.

1:27:18Bro, I thought legitimately was missing them of his own free will. There's another one. There's eight. Can you crack volume? Go into the dance. Yeah. That's also how he swings a golf club, actually, by the way. He does it. It's so bad. I thought he was doing this of his own free will. This makes it okay. Bro. That's the one that got me. By the way, he loves your guys. I told him to come hang out today. We don't really fuck with him like that. Oh, okay. Cool. I honestly think doing these just normally is, is, is fine. Cause these are so good. Yeah. Look, that's just, there's, there's a few more in there.

1:28:03I think, but it's so good. I'm not, look at this shit. What the hell is that? Oh my gosh. That looks a bit crazy. So has he gotten worse at golf? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Comfortably. Yeah. Yeah. Like he's, he's scrapping Josh for the worst at the moment. Yeah. It's kind of fun watching you have no confidence in him. Yeah. On the course. Yeah. There's one video where I was, I genuinely said, and you're just walking off already. You're like, that's in the bushes. This is gone. So he's terrible. Your meat looks fucking good right now. Well, W print. I just, I caught it at the corner. W print would be one way to put it.

1:28:38My shit's, my shit's rocking right now. You got a big dick. Uh, yeah, but you know what? I feel like I got a little unlucky because it would look way bigger if it went straight, but mine bends to the left. Mine also bends to the left Oh wait we got four Oh my gosh Like by the way you talk about left from your POV Because I'm going this way I'm going left Wait wait wait Wait is it like curved Or is it like a leaning tower of Pisa Oh no curves Mine is straight but it's at the angle That's weird And I think it's because When we was jerk mating it Jerk mating it We weren't never Jerk mating it When we were Website no Yeah good website When we were doing that As youth As younger men We were squeezing it so hard That we were squeezing The dick into a left shit I don't know First of all This is my original thought And I'm really upset That somebody else Has had that original thought And I'm actually really upset You think your penis bends Because you gripped it Too hard as a child Yes Death grip I'm so glad I came on this podcast Yes That was great Exactly And now you can take it I'm a lefty.

1:29:49Oh shit, I didn't know that. No, we've talked about it before. What, you don't know what your boy's hand is? No, just for jerking off. Oh, that's fucked up. You literally switched. You know what, I fuck with that so much, by the way, because I know you'd just be closing your eyes and it keeps anybody. Yeah. Oh, you guys do the dead hand gang? This, I'm so glad to hear we're all left-sided because that's, Like I've been in a car with somebody And then they're like From this way and I'm like Can we actually switch spots You know what I'm saying Oh shit hold on I'm here and I'm getting ahead this way But it's really Bro how far left is this thing It's going far this way so I'm like Can we switch So you wanted to be a passenger princess We switch spots yeah Oh my god that's crazy You got crazy stick drift bro That's happened in multiple locations, actually.

1:30:46Really? Yeah. I got to jump out the driver's seat for this. Even like in bed. Like if we start hooking up and she's on this side, I flip her over this side. Yeah. So that I can eventually get to that. Trust me, it'll all make sense in a minute. Exactly. Boom. At this point, there's a lot of experience. I was going to say like eight years on now, she's just saying like, oh, one second, let me come around the other side. That's wild. I've never seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa one. I'm like dead straight. Just like. Just a bit off. Off center. I'm like 11 o 'clock. Not too bad, bro. It's that awful.

1:31:24Feel like 11 o 'clock. It's decent. It's that awful. I'm not like fucking. No, that's good. I'm happy with that. It's about 9.30. You know what I'm saying? I'm 11, but. Yeah. I'm definitely, it's obvious. Like if I take a picture. Uh-huh. I've never taken a picture of my meet though. Never? Not once. I find that extremely hard to believe How about you Chip? How many dick pics you taking? Not that many My shit's ugly as fuck Horrible little thing What makes a dick ugly? I don't know I think just dicks And it's not They're not nice Andrew's got a nice cock It's how I know I'm not getting Really?

1:32:02Were you rocking like Really premium shit? I don't I mean I think it's I've been told By whom? I bet yours is so smooth By whom? Miss Incredible person that came up the other day that you brought up and we were having a conversation about a certain thing and you were like, oh, for me, that was this person. Oh, she said that? She raved about it. I trust her because she did not rave about somebody else's. Oh, I know, yeah. You guys are sharing from people. Oh, I know. Look, I'll tell you this. We're nerds and we have a good relationship with a lot of the other nerds, so we get a lot of the gossip.

1:32:44We're kind of everybody's friend. A lot of people don't live in California, so there's a premiere in California, whatever, they come stay with us. And so when they come stay with us, they feel very close to us, so they kind of tell us a lot of their personal business and other people's personal business. It's really fascinating being us. And then you hop on the fellas and you just say it. Yeah, say it out loud. We're not saying any of it. No, we know it. Yeah. That's a fun spot to be in. She said that. She said very nice things. That's really nice. Yeah. Damn. I'm actually impressed that she's just come upstairs and you've instantly gone.

1:33:16Like, was it a nice cock? No. Did she bring it up? Yeah. She actually did. Cause she was, those are a few. Let's fucking go. This is what I'm fucking talking about. That is sick. She was telling a group of girls actually. Wow. Oh, this is a magician. Rachel, my lady was like, I don't want to hear this. And I was like, shut up. I do. Yeah. And so then I asked a couple of questions. Who else? Nevermind. It's fine. I can give you a list later. We'll move on. That's awesome, bro. I don't need to know. I'm buzzing for you. That's got to be like a top five moment. Look at him. He's got his hand on his chest, bro.

1:33:51He's fucking gassed. That shit must be gassed. He's left in his pearls. You know what's crazy? Because I'm pretty sure, I could be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure there was somebody in that circle that you have now hooked up with. Oh, hell yeah, bro. So you're a bit of a dog. Like, so in your friendship, You just mucking about with all of them. No, I mean, no. Nah. I don't think so. Nah. Because sometimes you got to keep that shit separate. How long were you two friends before fellas? Probably a while. Yeah, like five years maybe. Yeah. Like you guys are dear, dear friends. This is your dearest friends.

1:34:24Yeah. You guys are super, super. Because, you know, we met like three months before our podcast started. But I feel like that's also a sick thing because you're instantly there like, yo, we are pretty much soulmates here. We got to make some shit happen. It's good. Do you see him as an agile friend or is the whole thing just a bit of a good idea? I mean, we live together. We go to places together. We do a lot of stuff together. He's definitely a friend. He's definitely a friend. It's interesting because it's, and I'd be interested to ask you guys about this now that we're talking a little bit more seriously.

1:34:52No, we're not talking about eating ass and pretty dicks. And all of them are serious. Which is a shame. But like, I don't know. There is a certain level of separation in our friendship because we work together and because you obviously you guys like have a kind of a whole operation in this and that but i'm sure he's done things that have upset you and vice versa in the business side and so it's really interesting like you know he's my boss you're gonna fight with your boss like you're gonna fight with your business partner from time to time and so it's it's really interesting like we live with a lot of people and so i feel like like i'm really close with some of these people that i don't work with you know what i'm saying yeah yeah but obviously i'm wildly close with him and I'd fucking kill for this guy.

1:35:34This is my guy. I think, you know, what helps is we don't actually live together. Yeah, we don't live. So you're not on top of each other all the time. Do you think that'll help us because he's moving out soon? Yeah, 100%. Okay. Because you're not on top of it all the time, but you do have to make the effort to see that person. Yeah. You guys make the effort to see each other outside of 100%. Yeah, we'll do pretty much anytime we're doing anything and it's like you're doing something. It's whether we will be there, but you don't ever try to see Randy. Nah, because there's just certain people you don't need.

1:36:02We always invite Randy. Yeah, but we do it when we know he's busy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just got to be tactical about that. Yeah. Tactical. That's interesting because I don't know if I'll ever see him. Like, I don't know if we'll actually make those plans. With Randy. No, you have to. You have to make that effort. To be fair, when you see each other at the podcast, we see each other at the podcast after the pod. Bears. Yeah. Yeah. That's never happening here. I'm just letting you know. Okay. Smash is our beer. Yeah. Yeah. We also see each other at events. Like, we go to movie events, like world premieres and stuff.

1:36:32Yeah, that doesn't feel the same. You know what? Maybe because you see each other so often at these things, you're not thinking, I need to make the effort outside of them because it still counts. I definitely see that, where because we live with each other, we don't make any effort. I definitely agree with that. And we've actually been pretty separate on this trip. But I do see a work, because we don't, this is something, and I have nothing bad to say about this. We do run in very different circles. Yeah, that's fine, though. That's almost better. I would argue, if you're coming on a podcast, that one thing me and chip have is if we've seen each other for ages we jump on the pod we like we got nothing to say because yeah we've lived the same experience we've lived and done everything together if i haven't seen him for a couple of weeks come back probably it's way better for the part they're slightly different but we don't really talk about like movies they talk about shit we got up to yeah when's the last time you cried oh great oh my god that's a good good question you know what it was like i think it was like eight years ago yeah he don't cry uh when a friend died and I was there like that was the time.

1:37:32But before that I it would have been when I was a kid. Fuck I cried last night. What'd you cry? I was watching Beautiful Boy. Beautiful Boy. With Timmy from Chalamet. Steve Carell. Gave it 4.5 in lab box. Go watch it. Shit's fucked. Yeah I need to watch the They'll probably turn it off about halfway through. Can I do any of the shit that you're using? Yes. Normal person. Yeah. Well Timmy is gay. No he's doing high drugs. yeah you do that you want to try math i could see myself doing it right uh um but yeah no to answer your question that is when i but what i've noticed recently when i was watching stuff or like i'm on tiktok like a sad story pops up i mean they're like oh this is actually kind of kind of sad it's fucked so you're learning empathy well again at the ripe age of 35 31 one but i just feel like over the last couple years i'm there like that was sad as fuck so you're still not crying but you can at least like intellectually recognize like i'm locking onto certain shit now i'm really dialing in watch him grow that's one way that you and i are very different i you've been crier often but i'll be scrolling on tiktok and i'll see a tiktok and it's like a slideshow of messages that a girl sends her boyfriend who passed away oh yeah shit like that and so it's like it's like oh i graduated high school today like you were so missed we had a spot for you at the graduation they called your name shit like that yeah i cry commercials i'm a big commercials i'm a big american football fan and sometimes the commercials during football games are oh my gosh there was one with larry fitzgerald where he like his mom on her deathbed asked him to go to university and he calls her and it's still her voicemail he still pays for her phone for her voicemail so he can hear her voice and he calls her and he's like mom i did it like i went and it's a university commercial for that university that made you don't think that's slightly strange though that they've monetized that absolutely when you think about like yeah okay fine fine but made me cry absolutely there's a dead dog commercialized i remember from a couple ago that had me falling.

1:39:42Yeah. I don't, I don't like seeing dogs in pain. I grabbed a beetle juice last night. Beetle juice, the movie or the guy, the, the play. Well, you don't know the guy, the musical, you know, the guy though, right? You know, Beetle juice. Oh, like the, the real person, you know, Bobby. Yes. I know. I thought you were crying at his tick tocks. That would have been, that's a new one for me. Well, oh my god spell red yeah that guy yeah that's the guy right there bottom right actually serious fucking guy man him on Howard Stern oh my god it's unbelievable I just saw like a behind the scenes of him on a scary movie and they were like trying to get him to say like one line just no check Beetlejuice had a really good scene why are you laughing at me you laughed at commercials yeah what's the scene that made you cry and the fetal juice on the West End.

1:40:35West End's got some good stuff. It does. You should see Harry Potter Cursed Child. Isn't that like four hours long? It's two parts as well. I've watched part one. Yeah, so you go for a break after two hours. You go get lunch. You come back, watch the second part. Never. Well, you don't fucking with HBO. It's when the daughter and the father are like in the netherworld and they finally talk about the dead mom and they're like, he's like, I never talk about her because it's too painful and she's like, well, I need to talk about her and then they're like and then they hug. It was really nice. I'm proud of you.

1:41:03Love HP. Read all the books, seen all the movies. I'm just saying you're not getting me for eight hours. But what about for the four hours that I mentioned? You're not getting me for any amount of hours. I'll see the American version on Broadway. That's insane. American Harry Potter. That would just wind me up. You lot fuck everything. Draco on Broadway right now. Draco? Tom Felton is on Broadway right now in the two-hour version on Broadway. Isn't that a rapper? he plays Draco the original Draco from the movies is on Broadway right now playing Draco again in the two hour version thank you did you ever watch the American version of Inbetweeners you're talking about Untouchables or Intouchables one of those no wasn't it actually called Inbetweeners and they canned it after that one episode but they did carry on with the American Shameless oh no I haven't watched this what do y 'all think of the American office yeah yeah yeah And I prefer it.

1:42:03To the UK. I prefer it to the English one. America's better. Is that like blasphemy to you? No, no. There are a lot of people in the UK that prefer the American office because I think it's just done better. What do you guys think to the UK? Not fucking with it at all. Y 'all just say a lot of goofy stuff. Yeah. That's a pretty funny thing to say. I feel like that's true. This is my first time here. At least for me. I was in London in like 2016. I gotta tell you I did not like it as a 16 year old coming back as a 26 year old I think your city is lovely I would stay here another week and a half why did you book this trip?

1:42:38Disney had us out for a week we came for a premiere for a movie called The Dog Stars and did some content for them the next day but then we were supposed to fly out the next day and obviously we talked to y 'all and y 'all said hey please stay extend your stay whatever we can do to make it happen and you like London? I'm enjoying it so much because it's so much cleaner than New York I love how walkable New York is but I don't really like how busy New York is London's pretty busy it's not as busy as New York but it's busy but how clean it is here I like oh I feel like it's so funny to hear oh just in terms of like air yeah because in New York when we were walking around we were like every street smells like shit yes yeah and then you got the subway coming up for the vents here we don't have that it's deeper underground so what's been your favorite thing about London?

1:43:26Is there one thing that you're like, not the food, you know, every American says this. Yes. I do not like the food here. But yeah, how walkable it is. I mean, we haven't got any rain yet. We might be getting rain tomorrow. I think LA is better weather wise. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It doesn't even come close. Yeah. How walkable it is. Like I've seen three shows in the last couple of days. That's cool. That's been fun. We're in also a really good area. Like our area, we're, we're right by the West end. We were right. You're in Soho. The premiere. So I've been able to walk everywhere other than here.

1:43:55And like the big thing that they had us do for content, which was an hour outside of London. Oh, shit. Okay. They had to fly a plane? You flew planes. You flew planes. What? You flew a plane. You actually got to hold on to the wheel? Yeah. Whoa, that's cool. It was one of those instructor planes. So we're sitting in the pilot. And so the pilot also has the thing. Yeah. But then he's like, all right, my hand's off the controls. And I'm going, and the plane's going. What? Oh, I want to do that so bad. It was the scariest thing I've ever done. Supervillain or serial killer? Oh, yeah. I was looking at that and I didn't know what it was.

1:44:28So we got, yeah, a bunch of quotes. And then you guys have to decide whether it's a supervillain or a serial killer. That has said this. Yeah. Oh, this is actually good. All right. I'm the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet. That's got to be a supervillain, bro. I feel like it's too obvious to be a supervillain. I'm the most cold-hearted. Okay. I am the devil and I am here to do the devil's business. is from a movie. What movie is that? I don't know. Damn it. This is going to bother me. But at least you know that it's a supervillain. I'm the devil and I'm here to do the devil's business.

1:45:01It's that. Oh, I've got it. I've got it. That is Tex from What's Pot of Time in Hollywood. So that's probably the real life Tex who killed Sharon Tate. That's from the Manson family. That's the Manson family murders. That's Tex. That is Charles Manson serial killer. Okay, same shit. come on I got that because of a movie but it's yeah I love it I lost it Butler that's my girlfriend's hall pass oh sweet and would you actually be okay with her getting kicked down it's Austin Butler I think I'd be okay with multiple like somebody the other day a friend of ours she met Hayden Christensen who's the actor for Anakin in Star Wars who's like super hot.

1:45:49And she turned to her boyfriend and she goes, hall pass. And, and, and he goes, absolutely not. I would never allow that. And I like genuinely was like, yeah, I kind of think you're a pussy boy. Like, ah, I'd like lost the insane, but cool. I was there like, I wonder what Skywalker it is. It's a healthy relationship. I haven't forbid unless unless you're like, do you like watching your missus with other men? No. Cause I feel like if that's the case, then I'd be there. Like a hundred percent there, there are their own. Yeah. I just think the idea of a whole pastor means they're like, I'm not, I'm not, I understand fucking with it.

1:46:26Let's go back to the game. Yeah. Right. From the top down. Yeah. What we said about the cold, let's just call it a super, right? The worst part of having a mental illness. Can we go one at a time? I'm the most cool hearted. Which one are we doing? Super villain. I don't know that one. Super villain. Yes. Yeah. Go super villain. It is Ted Bundy. So it's killer. Dang. Yeah. You were right. It was obvious. The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't. That is written so fucking poorly. I think it's Joker 2019. It is Joker. No way. No way. What? That movie is so.

1:47:08Does he say that while he's. It's so melodramatic. Like that is. I knew it. I knew it. Fair play, bro. I've seen that movie once in theaters in 2019. I've talked nonstop dog shit. Like, I've talked nonstop shit about that movie. I think it sucks. Is that the first one? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't watch the second one at all. I knew it. That's unreal. Yeah. Okay. So melodramatic. Oh, look at me. Oh, shut up. All right. I think the most common misconception people have about me is that I'm normal. That's lame as well. That also is a bit lame. That feels like psycho. Right, Bates Motel. You know, that's Norman Bates.

1:47:46I don't know, but that feels like that to me. So we're saying supervillain? Like not real? I don't know. Maybe it's like an Ed Kemper, someone really smart. I think the most common misconception people have about it. I don't know. I'll take a... I don't know. Let's go supervillain. Yeah. Yeah, you want to go supervillain? Okay, we're going supervillain. It is Jeffrey Dahmer. Wow, Jeffrey Dahmer. one of the top ones that was kind of lame from Jeffrey bro we got we got the devil which is Charles Manson then there are no heroes or villains there's just what I want and how I'm going to get it I mean that he's talking about it has to be a movie it has to be but then it's also is it in there because it's a switcher trying to throw us off wait killer villain killer this is how I used to take every multiple choice so this has to be a villain let's go villain let's go villain let's do it Is it Glass?

1:48:42It is a villain. Mr. Glass. It is Lex Luthor. Okay. When? Good question. All right. The world has been cruel to me, and therefore I have every right to be cruel to it. That gives good serial killer vibes. And by the way, he's got a valid point. Oh, bro. Is that what's going on in your head? Bro, the problem is the world. All of these are cow. not because the world hasn't really been cruel to me touch wood so that's it anyway it just yeah for the love of the game natural blonde uh yeah i don't know i suck at this i i know that it it feels like killer for sure but i totally see so super villain so many villains so let's super villain this one super villain sure it is super villain yeah it's magneto wow yeah you know what the world's been real cruel to him he was in the Holocaust his origin he's the fella in the wheelchair or no that's his best friend that's his buddy slash villain yeah okay he was in the Holocaust he was in the Holocaust he's Jewish watch his mom kind of die that's dark they experimented on him oh shit in the Holocaust at like Auschwitz fuck they're gonna have to do a new version of that if he's gonna be I know people are debating that because he's getting too old to be yeah Like, he's a mutant.

1:50:07He's the strongest mutant we have. The mutation also slows his aging. Yeah, but you've got to, like, add a power. You've got to add a power to him. Like, now he doesn't. I'm going to explain it all as well. I don't think so. Because it's like, oh, this guy was, you know, a boy in 1940s. All right, and now everybody else, you know, was born in 2000, but he still looks 20 years old. You don't even need to explain that. You're just like, oh, wow, yeah, you're old. I'll fuck with that fuck it whatever bro I'm with it you can't change his origin I don't think you can they definitely will I think I think Captain America should stay World War 2 it's just how long you keep him in the ice it's the same thing for Magneto I think they can get rid of bro we can scrap him he can't be a Vietnam veteran it was like an unpopular war he needs to be like a veteran of a war that like the US people were like yep yeah that's a really got cooked in vietnam so that's not gonna work he can't be a vietnam veteran and then what do we do later then you make up a war and then he means less all valid points all right next one we are all evil in some form or another um killer yeah that's a killer just trying to like get some time off his sentence yeah because he's like yeah i did killed 10 kids, but look, we're all fucked.

1:51:29We're all lame, guys. Come on. That is a killer. Richard Ramirez. Oh, I don't know that guy. Is that the guy that went on the date show? Oh my God, that was a crazy story. Did they not kill him? I don't know. Can we talk about... Oh, don't fucking... We can cut it if you need to. Oh, yeah. This is probably not the segment to do it, though. Why not? Okay, sure. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. We had a very scary person on our podcast that turned out to be someone who. He was a serial killer. Not serial, but a pedophile murderer, potentially, who is on. He's on trial. Oh, he's currently being dealt with.

1:52:17You know the rapper David? Oh, my God. You had David. He was on your pod. He was in our house. Because he. All this is allegedly, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have not talked about this since, so we're not going to get into too much. We took the episode down. And we acknowledged when we took the episode down, we were like, that episode is no longer an escape for everybody, so we don't want it out there. Bro, that's crazy. We still have clips from it, but it's so tough because we have so many posts on TikTok. Yeah. I have to search for it, but then so many clips. Yeah, we're not going to try to take all the clips down.

1:52:46No, it's impossible. But we've taken down the YouTube, and we did a Patreon thing with him. We took that down as well. but it was, the way it came about was he was about to go on a world tour. This is before any of this came out or anything like that. And so his label reached out to us because we really like a song of his which plays in a TV show, a superhero TV show called Invincible. Yeah. And we were talking about how great that song is in the show. And he's a big anime guy. I was going to say, is he a big like, yeah. And so it seemed like a slam dunk for us. And so we did. He had just performed at Coachella like.

1:53:17Like a week before. and so he came on the podcast and it was a fun episode and everything and then it came out and then they found a dead body in a Tesla that belonged to him a month later and we were like, what the fuck? And then about a week of the internet sleuthing around they found out that it was the body of a 13-year-old girl and they found out that, you know... But they took ages to actually arrest him though. Yeah, so we kind of waited as soon because we weren't going to take it down until like we were sure it was the internet is a bunch of conjecture and everything, but then as soon as they raided his house, we were like, yeah, let's take it down.

1:53:56They didn't arrest him until like months ago. Yeah, and it was still another month. Cook it down months ago. The trial is still ongoing. All that's alleged, obviously, but obviously it's a terrible situation for the family. Terrible and everything, but it is a very weird feeling to be like, oh, this person was just walking around in our house, and now they maybe did this thing. That's so wild. I wonder if we've had a serial killer guest on. Probably Randy. Yeah, you think? Who's the most likely to be a serial killer of people that you know? It really is Randy. It could be Randy. Sidemen is the most.

1:54:34Oh, out of all the Sidemen, I reckon. Simon could get away with it. Yeah, that's the thing. So Simon would be the best serial killer, right? Comfortably. Right. Among us. but I reckon I reckon Vickstar is maybe like one rage bait away from just fucking I'm close too huh because all my rages it look if it comes out that you've that you've killed someone I would probably just be like ah that checks out that made a lot of sense yeah I was I was getting that yeah we got that bad and we have another game to play do you know I mean like there would be an entire set of new quotes from our serial killer Marvel movies explained badly.

1:55:14A family reunion goes badly after one relative returns with some very strong opinions about how everyone else should be living. Families. Family reunion goes badly after one relative returns. Strong. Oh, that's Black Panther. Oh, good work, Andrew. Is that right? It's got to be Killmonger. It is Thor Love and Thunder. Oh, it applies to Black Panther. Oh, Thor Love and Thunder. Yeah, who cares? Wait, I don't even know how that makes sense. I don't remember that movie enough. I guess Gore? No, I don't know. A man who has spent his life avoiding responsibility suddenly finds himself responsible for something much larger than himself.

1:55:54That's strange. The entire MCU. This could be Doctor Strange. This could be Tony Stark, Iron Man. Is that Iron Man? Yeah, this could be a few, actually. Yeah, Iron Man 1 is probably something much larger than himself. Oh, is Doctor Strange responsible for the time stone? I'm going to go with Doctor Strange on that one. I'm going to Iron Man. Iron Man's the safer Iron Man Iron Man Fuck But that also applies To Dutch Strange Just saying It does It probably Applies to most of the MCU But is that not worrying To you guys Of course Superheroes have responsibility No no no No This is This is worrying That so many of the same What else Apply to so many different I agree with you I am critical on the MCU Same thing with horror movies Someone's dying That's what I'm saying That's why we've just talked.

1:56:42But they can still be enjoyable. Fuck it. Al. A professional is forced to completely change careers after an unfortunate incident. That's strange. Only to discover that the new profession involves significantly more property damage. Yeah. I mean, Dr. Strange fits, right? But it's gotta be, I do think it applies to others. Like this could be Hulk. Uh, did he change? Surely the bit where it's like significantly more property damage. No, but it absolutely could be Hulk. No, Like a professional sport to completely change careers. After an unfortunate incident. That could be Hulk. I think it's Doctor Strange, but it could be Hulk.

1:57:19I'll go with Doctor Strange. No, I'll go with Hulk. I'm going Strange. I'm going Doctor Strange. It is Doctor Strange. Fuck, I'm not on five. A teenager attempts to balance school friendships and a secret hobby that involves regularly putting himself in life-threatening situations. Spider-Man. I mean, if it's not Homecoming, I don't know what it is. Spider-Man Homecoming. It is Spider-Man. Oh, okay. Someone's family heirloom turns out to be significantly more useful than expected, leading to a very loud family disagreement. Shang-Chi? The rings? Yeah, that could be. You're cooking. But they're significantly more useful than expected.

1:57:55They were kind of expected to be useful. Good take, Andrew. I'm thinking about Ms. Marvel's Bengals right now. I was thinking that, but this is movies.

1:58:05Yeah, but... Family heirloom. Could it be Ant-Man? Like the suit? Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania they have. Leading to a very loud, we gotta do that loud, loud family. Come on, Cal, let's go. Yeah, I mean, for me, it shows obviously Captain America, but you guys do your thing. Oh, a stone. Like, is this Thor the Dark World? Oh, like, was it an Ellum, though? I think all the big ones, like Thor, neither back planter, Captain America Guardians, is it the Guardians? oh it could be guardians too what was the heirloom something about ego yeah pops what was the one that you guys don't look into the family part too deeply it says family it is a family heirloom but it's not like it's a wider family give me a word here that we're not paying enough attention to that we should be putting more attention to Okay The disagreement thing is quite a big thing because it's like Is it Civil War?

1:59:11No It's the family heirloom in Civil War Bucky Have we said the name? You have said the name Oh Then it's over I've quit You got this Cuzzo Who's disagreeing? Was it foreign Loki? No because he said don't focus on the family thing I don't know Guardians 2 Where are you going? It's Shang-Chi No It is Black Panther Oh Fucking hell We said that last round You said it this round as well What's the heirloom? Vibranium The heart-shaped herb Yeah, yeah Family things They're not family family But they, yeah This one's explained really badly That's the worst one But, you know, thank you so much It was good games He just said, Clevo, you fucked that shit up But thank you The premise was there The premise was really strong.

2:00:09That's it. I like the explain a film plot badly and its empire strikes back when you say a green frog convinces somebody to kill their dad. That's pretty valid. That's hilarious. I'm sure it goes off, though. Yeah, like that movie looks sick. No, I need to watch that. Empire is telling me there's a green frog. We've covered a lot of things on this episode. We've completed podcasting. This has been a long gap. How long has it been? Buttholes. How long do you guys usually record? One hour. One hour, yeah. Two hours of just catching a vibe. We knew this had to be doubled. You guys, it's usually an hour?

2:00:46Yeah. Yeah, one hour. One hour is a week. So what are you going to do with this? Is it all going to come out full two hours? They get a special. Damn. Two hour special with the boys. That's sick. Well, honestly, it hasn't felt like two hours. Usually I'm excited at the end of these sessions. I've had a great time. I noticed you only did like three doom scrolls. I think that's good going. Those weren't even doom scrolls. You didn't even hit doom scrolls? I'm actually getting very important information about my penis. Believe it or not. Oh, really? Okay. I was getting multiple health updates on this episode.

2:01:10By the way, can I just say, and this is genuinely no joke, and it's probably the highest compliment I can pay to any guest ever. Chip on this episode has not done two things. Clocked out. So he'll, in the middle of a conversation, he'll just start checking out. And the second thing is, is pull out his phone and constantly check his messages. he's done neither of those things yeah check his messages he's done neither of those things which means that he's been locked in for two hours which is by far a world record for him that's a tremendous you think it's a good episode rank this episode out of 10 y 'all i'm giving this one of the best ever i'm giving this a nine the only way it was a 10 is if we actually right now just got our dicks we all about to say we just got naked at the yeah yeah yeah we need what's next for the what's next for the fellows in the escape pod when are we seeing you next.

2:01:58Well, obviously, I gotta come to the Halloween party. I want to dress up as my favorite character. Which is? Not Spider-Man. What do you call it? You know the guy. You know the one I'm talking about. Right, right. You know the one with it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so I'm going to come to the same. So that's October. Sick. Yeah. Is it on October 31st? Probably not. No, we normally do. It'll actually probably be early October. Oh, shit. What? Yeah, like we might be sometime in October. We might be the first Halloween party of the season. Ever. That's a pretty bold claim to make, buddy Because we started off strong How many people can I expect at this?

2:02:34We have 100, 200 What the fuck? Did you know 100, 200 people? It's more every year I think this year we are looking at a venue Like maybe doing a venue Because it has kind of outgrown the house Oh my god, I thought we were getting like an intimate invite there Now you just invite I thought we were sitting around a campfire Now you just invite anybody to these things We can do that too You know what, it's probably even going to be difficult You're doing that right now. It's going to be difficult to probably even have a conversation with you guys there because there's going to be so many people like, we need to speak to these guys.

2:03:03You guys mean so much to us that like, if you guys came to the States, we would treat you well. We'd wine and dine. You'd take you out the night before. Big question though. Would you get the cleaners around? Yeah. No. Surely. No, because I kind of want you to see us in our natural habitat because you're such dear friends at this point. Like I want to, I trust, you know, we only bring the cleaners out for people we're like embarrassed. Right. But like you guys are people we respect. I hear that. I hear that. No, because after this, we had respect us, bro. I know. Yeah. We're not going to play golf in LA film, some stuff there.

2:03:38I know we would need to, we're doing an America tour golf tour. I'm blind there. You could be there. And if you beat Josh, we remove him and you join the tour and it will send him home. We'll literally say, if you lose y 'all have inspired me to want to play golf. I've, I've, I've never watched it off. I've never, I've never gone golfing. Literally, I've never seen. I don't understand. I didn't even know there were different kind of clubs. Like, I didn't know anything about golf. And now I watch y 'all so much. I'm like, oh, I want to play golf. But now I'm specifically not playing golf just on the off chance there's ever a video where they're like, this guy's never played.

2:04:10Yeah. And then I just show up and I beat Josh. He's saving himself a big wedge. It's like his sex thing. Yeah. He's saving himself. He won't play golf until he's on big wedge. I'm saving my golf virginity for Cal. For big wedge. I swear to God, bro. Anytime it lines up, we're doing it. You've got to get him on now because of that. I don't want to embarrass my, my dear friend and business partner here, but like seriously all he watches, bro. We need to make more of the video. Yeah, we do. We literally do. I'm starting to watch other golf channels. No, don't speak that blasphemy here. Four bros.

2:04:41Four bros are class. We love those lads. Just don't watch teed off. Didn't just do a video with them. Yeah, but we just, what are their names? We don't fuck with those guys at all. What's his name? Lewis Reeve, Theo and Tom. Theo Baker. by the way. Yeah. We just don't speak to him. Not a good guy. We don't fuck with him. No, no, no. You don't need to. It's fine. Guys, we're good. Let us know when you come to America. We'll be there. We'll be there. Boys, it's been an absolute pleasure having you guys on. Thanks for having me. This episode, like I said, has been one of the most fun ones we've ever done.

2:05:15And I've never seen Chip locked in like this. He really wanted to make sure you guys knew that he knows films. And I think like he's, he held it down today. We got a lot of guys on here that just don't know any ball. Yeah, they don't. Mainly the two other hosts. Yeah. Amy and Cal. So it's nice to actually sit and conversate with fellow cinephiles and potentially just... Degenerates as well. I was going to say another file word, but I think we'll leave that. That's a sensitive topic at the moment. I want to hear you say pedophile because like, do you say pedophile? No, I say, I would say pedophile.

2:05:49We don't say it like we're excited. Like you're a cool guy. Like this guy's pedophile. Who the fuck is we being about, dude? What's the word for it? Nuns. Oh, yeah. Nuns. A nuns? N-O-N-O-N. Nuns. But you could kind of call your friend a nuns. Yeah. I was about to say, that just sounds like dickhead. Yeah. But it means pedophile? Wait, what did he say? Dickhead. Oh, dickhead. Okay. But so you're just like, oh, you fucking nuns, but it's pedophile? Yeah. That's hilarious. They call Josh that a lot. What's that? Y 'all call Josh that a lot. Yeah, that's just a fortune. Just because he's bad at golf.

2:06:20Yeah. It's how you fuck kids, you fucking idiot. You didn't hit this putt? This guy hit his butt into the sand trap. He's in the fucking... He's in the trees, and you're like, you fucking pedophile. You touch camera. You like this. That's crazy. Your driver sucks. Stay away from children. That's my dream. Yeah, but it's just... It's fitting over here. Just the way the cookie crumbles. Yeah. It's like... Because there are words that you guys say that we don't really say. I mean, have you ever seen a white girl tell her mother that her favorite curse word's c***? Have you seen that? Bro, we don't not use the C word.

2:06:55You don't use the C word? I thought you used it especially out here. No. That's Australia. I feel like it fell off a little bit. Thank you so much. So sorry. Yeah. Didn't mean to misappropriate. Bro. Yeah, that's the one thing they bleep on the Sideman channel. What's that? Yeah. That's the one thing they bleep on the Sideman channel. Yeah, well, it's actually because YouTube demonetizes it. Or they used to. I don't know if they still do. Yeah, they definitely didn't lie that word, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom used to lie if I ever said that word. I could say anything, but if I ever said that word, she would beat the fuck out.

2:07:24they go fuck and they're like, well, mine's and then they see my workout. Yeah. Reek out every time my mom, my mom genuinely wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the day. If I did that, I'm not even joking at my big age as well. Yeah, that's it. All right. Anyways, we generally have to wrap this up. Thank you guys very much for watching. Go ahead. Check out the escape pod. If you enjoyed this, to be fair, if you've made it all the way to here, yeah. What are we doing? Um, anyway, thank you very much. If you haven't already, make sure you give us five star rating on Spotify, subscribe to us on YouTube and we'll see you guys on the next episode.