300. Behzinga Ranks Sidemen Among Us Youtubers, Netflix Outside Show & Core Boys!

5:16Cal:This was crap. The lighting on this was going on.

5:19Behzinga:It's actually like a headache to look at. Yeah. Okay. So you see the spin wheel.

5:23Chip:We've got it here, right? Yeah. But like genuinely the things on the spin wheel were so weird. It would be there. Like, yeah. It was like, you got to give your virginity story. Imagine, imagine we've just got someone on. And we kept wondering like, why can't we get any guests on? Why can't we get any guests on?

5:41Behzinga:Fuck. Yeah. That one's a headache to look at. I like the sky one, the classy one. And then I like the one before. the one before this one is my favorite one I don't want to have a top one

5:49Chip:yeah this is a clean one it's got a lot of space like properly outside what in the element

5:57Behzinga:and it would just start raining and we'd be like

5:59Chip:should we sack it off yeah damn man

6:07Cal:speaking of that

6:08Chip:speaking of being outside you've announced a new show we have yeah yeah we've done another spin off you know this is class because you've literally gone. Why don't we just put it outside? In fact, that's class. And we got a whole new thing going on.

6:24Behzinga:By the way, it's 10 times better than it. Oh, is it? Yeah. It's fucking amazing.

6:29Chip:Why is it so much better?

6:31Behzinga:Like these sets of the set magic, like absolute magic to do what we did. Oh, what'd you do with it? What do you mean?

6:41Cal:What do you want to do? Describe it a bit.

6:44Behzinga:big orange containers that I live in actually just sleeping on the cold hard ground actually yeah it's watching people

6:51Chip:actually just sleep that would be your worst night I couldn't do that that's why you couldn't do it

6:55Behzinga:and it was like a zone where like even if they wanted to go and whisper shit in like the forest yeah there would be PTZs on trees high up that could catch them and shit like so they could like sort of free roam then the challenge area was sick it was like set up like it was just mad and it's the same amount of people

7:11Chip:yeah yeah is that the same amount of people My God. When is it out? Later this year. Oh, really? Is it one of them ones? We don't have a date.

7:19Behzinga:It's coming out. Yeah, but that teaser come out because it's coming soon. So, okay, fine. Expect it at some point, but yeah. Damn, and you reckon it's better than inside?

7:28Chip:I'm in love with it. Have you seen some of the episodes?

7:31Behzinga:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I did a lot of days on it anyway. Graphic in it. Fucking class. My favorite.

7:40Chip:Really? That good?

7:41Behzinga:I said, I was like, if any didn't get commissioned again, I'd be good. Yeah. I'd rather they commit more to outside than they did inside. Yeah. Do you think the people will prefer this one? Yeah. The audience. I think so. Yeah.

7:53Chip:As long as you get the cast right, just don't deal with them nobodies. No, no. The amount of time I just see nobodies on that shit.

8:00Behzinga:I think we did it right. I think we did it right. It's a fun cast.

8:04Chip:It's a fun cast.

8:05Behzinga:Yeah, for sure. Yeah, fun shit happened.

8:08Chip:One thing that people always want to know, like you mentioned, you got a couple day uh you're sorry you're there you're involved quite a lot how much you actually involved in it though like you see when there's always like twists and turns or like somebody gets screwed over yeah is it you or is it a bunch of other people doing it a lot of stuff so there's

8:26Behzinga:like game developers and stuff that develop all the challenge games and stuff like that and they'll pitch it to us like there's months of pitching game ideas to us for ages simon's great at that so simon will do a lot of like i don't really think that works but then like on set on the days like all the small things shop items like just patching in and listening even at home if like you're picking up on conversations the producers are always running around doing shit so they can't always patch in yeah we'll have like the whole stream feed at home as well so we can sort of like live dial in so like the group chat just pings off it's like every minute it's just like constantly we need this in a shop now because they're talking about this xyz add this to a

9:01Chip:challenge later because it would be good has there ever been anything from inside where someone suggested something and everyone's there like, nah, that's too far, bro. You actually just can't do that.

9:15Behzinga:I don't know really. We've always tried to be fair. Yeah. Like I always think I wouldn't fucking do it. Some of the stuff that I've made, I wouldn't fucking do it.

9:26Chip:This is actually such a good idea. No, we want to do it on inside or outside. Yeah, we want to do it.

9:31Cal:We try to do it as a Sidemen Sunday,

9:34Behzinga:but only do like 24 hours and just like rampack it into 24 hours. But it's so hard to fit in with like the de-rigging, rigging it and shit like that. You'd have to allow for a lot more time and crew as well. Fucking the crew, listen, we get the credit, but the fucking, I wouldn't work on that shit.

9:53Chip:Is it just a slog? Oh no, 4am, Finn and Lewis sat there.

9:59Behzinga:Bro, the same channels get fucked. Like, especially the outside one as well because they got the tents outside and shit. Like lucky enough, we did it and it did not rain the whole time. I kind of was hateful. I wanted it to rain. Yeah, you want to see pain. I want to see people's reaction, but it rained the day after everyone derigged. It was like the perfect seven day stretch.

10:18Chip:Yeah, you almost kind of want, you know what I would want? I'd want like a sudden drop in temperature. Yeah.

10:24Behzinga:Like I want to see people.

10:26Cal:Then people start really suffering though. Like is that not health and safety thing? Who's asked, you're getting money. Like if they're actually outside as well, they might be like

10:33Chip:who would you say of all time your favourite contestants been because how many seasons have we had of it now and let's exclude I know you love the outside one let's just talk inside here

10:45Behzinga:Alhan

10:46Chip:oh my god Alhan

10:48Behzinga:and I wanted Alhan on season 2 I put his name in the hat early doors I was like please he's like I know this is talent idea this format he'll cane it bro he's the best because he doesn't give a shit

11:02Chip:yeah

11:02Behzinga:So like he'll actively just ruin everyone's day and piss himself laughing at it. So he was my favorite, but a country mile.

11:09Chip:Yeah, he, yeah.

11:10Behzinga:He full of TV aspect.

11:11Chip:That season, because he was with AB, wasn't he? Yeah, he was.

11:15Behzinga:AB and Marlon. Yeah. Yeah, they're best friends. A little trio. Who, AB and Marlon? They're actually boys. Yeah, off camera as well. Off camera boys.

11:22Chip:Oh yeah, swear. Off cam boys.

11:24Cal:No, that's a Texan name. Yeah, it's us.

11:26Chip:But so why did you put in the group chat the other day that you spoke to Marlon and Marlon didn't mention anything about AB? Oh yeah, once we was up with the cool boys, didn't ask. AB's on the way, he's not happy.

11:38Behzinga:He just didn't bring him up once. Damn.

11:40Chip:That's weird because as best friend, you'd be like, oh how AB's doing. How's bro? Yeah.

11:45Behzinga:Nish. Sometimes I do wonder if he's been texting. Sorry, this is off time. That cool house setup is so fucked.

11:53Chip:Why? They ain't got internet.

11:57Behzinga:What? They don't have internet. You're lying. Of course they do. They all stream. No, no, they use Sims. They use it like an EE dongle. No, they don't, Baz. They don't do shit. So they went in that house. They were like, oh fuck, I should probably stream today. What? It's so different over there. No, that's not. I rate them so much. It's such a, like, just whatever vibe. The house is fucking tip. The stream rooms are just insane. There's shit everywhere. But I rate it because they just do shit. Yeah, they just - GT3 RS outside. Couple dirt bikes. do they actually do they i heard a rumor that they don't actually live in it is that true well some do okay and then i think i don't know if i'm leaking a bit but marlon's got his own place yeah and someone else does but only like 20 minutes away okay okay so it's it's a content yeah yeah yeah it's uh it's so when i was like oh bro you got wi-fi and i said no actually it's jolt so we ain't got wi-fi i said i've what not at all oh what so the streamers yeah exactly your The whole house is built on fucking streaming.

12:59Behzinga:It's Jay Paul's old house, isn't it?

13:01Cal:Oh, is it?

13:02Chip:In the one in Calabasas. Wait, it's a team 10 house.

13:04Behzinga:Yeah. Calabasas house. Yeah. If you go to the outside, you'll know. Oh my God.

13:07Chip:I've never put that together.

13:09Behzinga:The drone shot at the start where it zooms out from Simon. Oh, there look forfeit tag. He's still on one frame, but yeah, that's a, it's the old. Okay. I never knew this in the Calabasas Hills. Is it far out? Yeah. From we stayed in Beverly Hills and it was like 30 minutes. Oh, that's not bad at all. To be fair. It looks kind of like it's in the middle of nowhere. Do you know why? Cause they, they're pretty much in their own like fucking Canyon. It's like you go in through these gated community bit and then just go downhill and they're in the down bit, but there is, I think they've got seven neighbors or something, but like,

13:45Chip:to be fair, you kind of, if you're going to be making all this racket and noise, you kind of want it to be,

13:50Behzinga:it's all old people. They don't like it.

13:53Chip:Could you imagine you finally get rid of Jake Paul? they're like thank god that era is over you got ron and i got the core boys pulling up

14:04Behzinga:but they're they the community works on like a voting system so like if they get like over 60 of the people say no we hate them they just put them out like on the spot like pretty much so they kind of got to do like a bit of arse like i said why don't you invite them over for a barbecue it or something like let them know what you're about and they're like nah fuck that take for a lot of speed in the porsche yeah bro i don't think money's a problem in the community bro

14:29Chip:i think they're probably sweet for it yeah yeah you want to ride in my porsche no you can jump in my rolls if you want yeah yeah fair point that's uh pretty cool um yeah i don't know the uh because ab is actually out and that's why he's not in the app he's out in la right now probably linking up with his best mate it's been a long time overdue i doubt it working with uh my

14:49Behzinga:My good pal, George Hickerton.

14:50Cal:Ah, the old young LA crew.

14:52Behzinga:I think he's working.

14:53Cal:Might be filming with like Trent Swins and Sushi.

14:56Behzinga:Fucking doing mad peptides and shit.

14:58Cal:Yeah. Would you jump on a peptide? Probs. I would. Probs of 31. Bro, I keep watching the videos of the dogs taking them.

15:05Behzinga:I see the dog. Oh my God. Fucking so good. And these dogs are getting happy.

15:10Chip:They're getting happy. Yeah.

15:12Cal:The regain on these dogs. 100 % little 15 year old dev store dogs looking in his prime now.

15:19Behzinga:I've got this dog going like this. I can barely move whacking it with fucking Wolverine stack. All of a sudden running,

15:28Chip:I'm telling you guys, this is the start of a movie plot. Like we're going to be whacking animals with what we think. Oh, look, it's getting, it's getting healthy. It's getting good. And it will just start speaking English and killing people.

15:40Behzinga:I'm not joking. This is my favorite one. That one, the 14 year old dog was dying. Yeah. This one, bro.

15:49Cal:fucking low go on boy day one of bpc your shit's fucked up yeah he was slowing down fast bro yeah

15:58Behzinga:oh my god fuck me cleaver every time i'm trying to scroll to zoom in day 42 bro it's been on the cycle bro day 42 what a god the way we're please zoom out

16:16Chip:Make control minus please That's what I've been doing Here we go day one Day 42 look up bro Give him more Bulbasaur's down Bulbasaur's taken to the Pokemon center It is actually fucking

16:32Cal:It's crazy

16:33Chip:I'll be buzzing if it means I can keep my dog for longer Yeah look there's a dosing guide and shit bro Fuck yeah

16:39Behzinga:I mean if it's working on dogs We'll be good for it The dog's a man's best friend mate it's like yeah me and here we go yeah exactly you can go through it together look at this is a good

16:51Chip:one i've seen this one yeah i like this he's doing a stanky leg and then dogs were looking

16:55Behzinga:forward to being on the way out i did i i my poor granddad bless his soul he had a stroke yep and uh and he used he couldn't really speak but he did you say oh i'm fucking he was done with

17:06Chip:it really yeah yeah yeah he's done with it yeah because like you're so like immobile you're just

17:11Behzinga:It's like, I don't know. Dogs probably thinking, I can't do shit, bro. I can't even bite my ball. Yeah.

17:15Chip:But if you get like that, I wonder if he's like, oh, thank fuck you for goodness.

17:19Behzinga:Dad's just pinned my ass cheek and now I feel better. Yeah.

17:22Chip:Yeah. To be fair, a lot of things are better when you just put something on your ass.

17:27Cal:That's so true, bro. I've been saying that, man.

17:30Chip:Yeah.

17:31Cal:I do genuinely hear that. A little cock ring as well.

17:34Chip:By the way, we spoke about this on the last pod, but I want to see if, because I found out that it was true about the signet ring on the cock. Right. So I'll just quickly do this because we went into the story in depth in the last step. Essentially, Giza, I think, got drunk, crashed out, fell asleep. His mates put his signet ring on his cock. He woke up and he'd got hard or something. And now his cock went blue. It's had to be chopped off. And I thought it was... So that sounds like, you know, then WhatsApp forwarded messages. Yeah. someone's like to pick of it in a TikTok comment and I swear to God and I swear to God I don't want to see it

18:17Behzinga:it'd be difficult to come to terms with having no knob I'm going through something similar at the minute okay I'm curious we was in LA recently and in Vegas filming we went to Las Vegas Raiders we was chucking American footballs about thinking this is great it was a kicking football so way harder way harder really hard chucking it ball comes in from miles away and it's falling short so I go to reach for it bro

18:40Chip:it snapped my finger back

18:42Behzinga:I can't get my ring off now it's done and I think I've got theory because it like constricts blood flow the inflammation's not going away so look

18:51Chip:this now oh wow yeah I can't get that shit

18:55Behzinga:that's me I can't even pretend to not be married bro I'm cooked

18:59Chip:oh you can't get that

19:00Cal:cut off either because it's your wedding band

19:01Chip:faith is so buzzing yeah she's really there's no chance that's coming off ever but I understand It's pain.

19:09Behzinga:It's real pain.

19:09Chip:There's the blue knob. No. Zoom in on that.

19:12Behzinga:Oh.

19:13Chip:Whoa.

19:13Cal:Oh my God. I don't want to. Yeah.

19:17Chip:Fuck that. Why are you getting anxious about that? I'm not going to do that to you. I swear. No, that is so bad. I hope not.

19:23Behzinga:I'd. Oh. Blue knob. I'd fuck someone up.

19:27Chip:Could you. Yeah, well, I think he's had to sue his mate. Obviously. I feel like that is genuinely valid. I'm fucking him up. Oh, okay. Yeah.

19:34Cal:Can you not attach another one back on?

19:37Chip:what prosthetic no

19:39Cal:like surely it could get a little filling in there

19:41Behzinga:oh that's so bad probably get a dill though that's so bad mate that's really really bad yeah

19:48Cal:I'd struggle with that going forward I reckon

19:50Behzinga:anyone gets signated in Nashville

19:54Chip:now what was the worst thing that happened to you oh yeah nothing bad nah you had the worst the world's hottest shit

20:01Cal:the thing is I was pretty happy about that That was fine.

20:05Chip:You did have daddy's little squirter t-shirt.

20:07Cal:Which I probably even was even more happier about.

20:10Chip:Yeah, at least something finally accurate.

20:12Cal:Yeah. And then, no, I didn't have to do anything. World's hottest chip. Oh, no, that was pretty bad.

20:17Behzinga:That's really hot. But I remember that first time I did it. It's fucking barbaric. Yeah. It sounds like a bit of a gimmick

20:22Cal:because it looks like a Dorito. So you're thinking, oh, it'll just be a hot Dorito. No. It's not. Yeah. It really isn't. Yeah, that was in the morning as well. Yeah, first thing in the morning. Still drunk. Fucks my shit up. Wow. Belly was hot. Other than that, there was really nothing too bad. To be fair, you were really on it.

20:39Chip:I did say I didn't. You were really dialed in for the stag. Like you would wake up.

20:44Cal:Was it four days?

20:46Chip:Yeah. Four days in Nashville, bro.

20:47Cal:I put in a shift. Everyone put in a shift. Like there was only a couple people. You were pretty bad at some point, bro. This guy was not turning up to like the daytime shit. No, no. Okay. Okay. Okay.

20:58Chip:Okay. First of all, let's get really clear about what the daytime shit was. Okay. It was all the boys. Okay. All the boys, about half the boys in the pool, just throwing a ball back and forth.

21:12Behzinga:That was the motive, right?

21:15Chip:Now let me tell you something. I got no problem. I would come down later in the day. I don't mind it. Let me recharge the social battery. I don't really fuck with most people on that trip. I said, okay.

21:26Cal:So what I did was I asked knowing that all the boys are paying for it. I said for every like 15 minutes to an hour that you're not down here. I'm going to order another bottle of Dom P. And I said,

21:39Chip:15 ways you can keep going. I wasn't, I wasn't fast. But then, you know, come the night out and you know, I'm on my

21:48Cal:fuck shit. Yeah. You was putting in big nighttime performances. You're good at nighttime shit. Yeah.

21:53Chip:Don't pester me during the day. Like these are also, they're just crazy. Like I'll wake up and instantly at 10am there's a message got a cabana and then it's a picture of a fucking bottle of tequila bro it's 10am I haven't even had breakfast yet was a bit fucked up people were they're quite young though aren't they yeah there's too many young guns in that group you got Batch 25 George 24 AB 22 makes it sound weird that we're chilling with them but but they're just part of the community do you know what I mean

22:24Cal:yeah it's just a community a little community I'm 31

22:27Behzinga:recharge takes a village to raise a child man Congrats You've got your own village We're just taking care of the boys We're bringing them up We're showing them the wage

22:36Cal:Stop

22:38Chip:He's got parents

22:40Behzinga:Where?

22:41Cal:I've not seen what Who are we even talking about?

22:44Chip:I've seen one bro

22:46Cal:Where are they? I don't even know What we're talking about Probably What pod are you on?

22:52Chip:We're talking about AB Oh I don't know

22:55Cal:It's all good Nah I just came back I'm a stag I made me Yeah we got back

23:01Behzinga:I was in Italy. Italy. That's it. I went to Sardinia. I've never been so.

23:08Chip:Oh, I've heard that Sardinia is where all the rich people go now. Very lovely.

23:12Behzinga:Yeah.

23:12Chip:Really nice. Would you say you prefer that or Rhodes? Cause I say you went to Rhodes. Rhodes is, you look like you're in your element in Rhodes to be fair.

23:19Cal:You made the correct decision.

23:21Chip:Yes. I wish I made your decision.

23:23Cal:When I was watching your videos in the group chat, I was like, he is going to be happy. he's not there

23:28Behzinga:Faith booked it it's one of the first holidays Faith's ever booked bless her and she booked it in like February so it just fucking yeah otherwise I would have been there but fucking it was it was lovely but the resort was it's just fucking it's just chaos people drive around on buggies everywhere but then there's also bikes that you can like use but like you're just trying to walk to the restaurant and you got I nearly died three times it's like Mad Max bro it's just fucking I'm dodging buggies and then children on bikes. Fucking subway service at the resort. It was sick though. There was paddle courts, tennis courts, go-kart track.

24:03Behzinga:Wait, this sounds like a boys trip. All in the same resort. Two football courts, two football pitches. Oh. Hold on, this one's unreal. You could watch the footy.

24:12Chip:Why didn't we go there?

24:14Behzinga:This does sound actually quite good. It was really good. For my stag, I'm happy to. Two basketball courts as well. Yeah. Yeah, it was really cool. Jeez. There was a sea view right on the beach. And the water's amazing.

24:24Chip:the water's insane yeah that's what everyone says about their it's like the clearest water they've seen and you're like

24:29Behzinga:just away from Tunisia so like the bottom we was at bottom of Sardinia and it's like you're like just across the water from Tunisia fucking barbaric hot it was hot too hot yeah hot hot I get the ump on the beach as well

24:42Chip:why?

24:43Behzinga:it was all like bitty I might be the same I get on beaches it's too hot your beaches you've got to be overrated and then I want to leave the beach now so now I'm putting stuff I've got sand in my feet bro yeah i got sand in my hotel room now i hate it bro that i'm i'm the same you know you know what to me what the worst motive of all time is laying on a beach oh yeah yeah you see where you put you

25:08Chip:you put the towel down and you do everything so carefully to make sure that you don't get sand on there but the reason why you're at the beach is to be in the sand yeah yeah yeah so why are we

25:18Cal:treating it like it's lava and then you got people that enjoy the sea and they're making you feel bad because you don't want to go in the sea. I like the sea. I do like the sea.

25:26Behzinga:I can have a little bob about in the sea for a very long time. I can bob about. I can be a little boy. Oh, I see what you've done there. I'm happy to do that. The minute you come out of the sea, problems. Because now you want to adhese to me. The sand wants me.

25:41Chip:Yeah.

25:41Behzinga:Fuck that shit, bro.

25:42Chip:What's it like going to holiday with a child, though? That, to me, I'm going to sack off holidays

25:46Behzinga:for about seven years because it actually sounds so cheeks. We've done one with pretty like Oliver every age now now is more fun Can be a bit grumpy sometimes Yeah, but also like every resort now has like a like 9 p.m. Kids disco stage You go kids go and they're just playing the same tunes every night Same chair and then Coco melon on really one night Minions night. I wanted to fucking blast myself

26:18Behzinga:listen to this shit

26:21Chip:this sort of stuff like i think maybe when i have a child and i see their enjoyment i'll be there like oh this is nice this is nice but for now and the kids paint themselves all yellow

26:32Behzinga:It's not sound.

26:36Cal:Just trying to play Uno.

26:38Behzinga:Blast him.

26:42Chip:That rules jokes. You're just there like, I can't be honest. It's not sound. So you see when Olive does this. Is she on stage or is she just watching?

26:54Behzinga:Sometimes she goes up. Sometimes she dances in front of us. It's all a bit mad. the worst is when like you'll be sat down trying to play Uno

27:03Cal:come dance with me come dance with me

27:06Behzinga:to the minion soundtrack Olive you watch this when you're I want to shoot myself on the spot bro death was the only option that is so funny na na na fuck off bro

27:18Chip:what is that is that Mission Impossible yeah

27:20Behzinga:mate it was

27:21Chip:minion edition

27:22Behzinga:which is in the new Top 10 NBA set there's minion cards in my head I like minions that put me right off

27:29Chip:yeah wait just you know we gotta talk about the card situation just real quick minions versus monsters

27:37Cal:nah card situation

27:38Chip:oh cause Bez just actually had one of the most maddest things ever you upload a video which banged yeah wow

27:45Cal:I've missed this I hate some mad shit bro oh really

27:48Behzinga:yeah so there's a sports convention in is it Chicago I think it's Chicago it's called the national right it's one of the biggest ones it's like the world cup

27:56Cal:okay it's the goal

27:57Behzinga:is it football if you go yeah every sports yeah so people go to that and it's like oh you got a national this year like it's a motive it's the it's the main moment i went for nati's first then had to come back otherwise i would have gone but tops produce and panini produce special things for the national and they're like really super short printed if you get your hands on it it's good shit and they're like 500 quid a box but then on resale they go for like 750 or so i thought fuck it i'm gonna get four football boxes because i know i could get something mad yeah okay start ripping this shit bro I've seen one on one Harlan's be poured everything I get a Luminum and it's red so I know it's numbered to five I'm thinking alright this is sick anyway it's fucking autograph version you gotta take for the people that

28:43Chip:don't really follow price value of that the value of Yumao

28:46Behzinga:is about 5k pounds and that's raw if it tens it would be 15 probably 20 then Uh, then the very next box, I got a super factor one-to-one rookie Rio and Gamora from Liverpool. And he's one of the most hyped players in that national set. Him and Dalman supers are the, are the chase. And the geezer that told me the boxes said, I wouldn't take anything less than 15 K for it.

29:15Chip:Like now, if he was going to sell it, imagine that you open two boxes for 1.5 K and you've walked away with like 40 grand or whatever.

29:21Cal:That much the box was 1.5 K.

29:23Behzinga:I spent 3k on 4 boxes That's mad And it just outdone the rest I can't even name the other cards I got It's just ridiculous Yeah the dopamine hits bad This is the issue though Because the dopamine hit is so good Every day now I don't care what it is I just want to open something You're just chasing that rush It's fun though

29:48Chip:By the way you know like the Disney and Marvel stuff The Marvel stuff's flying right now

29:54Cal:I opened quite a lot Last year or when it first started I did quite a lot of Marvel and Star Wars boxes Oh it's flying bro I can't remember what I've got

30:02Chip:Disney as well

30:03Behzinga:Bought a lot and what not as well I sold loads of my shit in America as well I took loads of Disney stuff and they just buy it

30:10Chip:They buy it

30:11Cal:They love it

30:12Behzinga:Good for the plane

30:13Cal:Great for the plane

30:17Behzinga:I do it every time Every time I go to WH Smith and I just buy a couple of Brenpacks

30:21Cal:They've got loads of the vending machines now, aren't they? The Pokemon ones.

30:24Behzinga:And they just sell. I used one in Vegas. They have one just in the shopping malls in Vegas now. It's like a graded card fucking thing. I got a Luis Suarez signature graded. How's he do? Bit of crap. But it's a fun dopamine.

30:36Cal:Yeah, just a little something in the airport. A little gamble in the airport.

30:39Behzinga:Yeah, go on then. 60 quid. I don't even think it was 60 quid. I think it was like$200. Yeah, it's expensive.

30:44Cal:You were doing football shirts. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking American jerseys.

30:48Behzinga:A fun adult addiction.

30:49Chip:yeah even in the airport in Nashville they are over there they just have way more like card things like in the airports you can vending machine these cards and stuff

30:57Behzinga:I actually went to like three card shops whilst I was in LA and then one in two in LA one in Vegas and like it's just so different over there compared to here like it's just something people do on their day to day basis like the amount of people that did the footfall through the shop is mad people just actively go out and want to go card shop yeah

31:16Cal:it's insane well here it's a bit more niche hobby for now though I feel like it is growing

31:20Chip:because obviously if the Sidemen boys are doing it people care about it

31:23Cal:we've got Bob boys doing their Bob Briggs yeah Bob boys as well the Ops

31:28Chip:getting there getting there that's it by the way we've got to talk about the big thing that happened on the the stag which is Theo Breaker

31:37Cal:so he's actually broke fractured his arm yeah

31:39Chip:okay so first of all I think we've got to be super clear about this because Theo's and I know he's going to milk it for everything it's worth on backside yep he bruised his arm

31:48Cal:minute really yeah it's a big bruise it's a big bruise but right now we'll put the clip of backside

31:55Chip:because i know for a fact he's gonna go on he has about how he smashed his elbow he has actually

32:01Cal:fractured it though like the x-ray thing is also fracture so we can't like there's a bruise

32:07Chip:what did he do fell off the bear bike onto the floor no he stage dived no no okay why did he He tried to crowd surf and he fell onto the concrete off of a beer bike. So we're going on like, you know, you're sitting around like this. We're doing this fucking five hours of this. Yeah. Right. And then we get to the end. Angels comes on. Yeah, of course. Right. And so he's there like, nah, I'm loving angels. And then I ends, I shake the driver's hand and say, thanks for your time. then I just hear that big smack and I'm there like what is that noise and I just see all the boys oh my god like this Theo's gone to get off the beer bike but he's tried to like jump off it and he's got his foot caught and he's just smacked into the curb like this and then I was there like oh that's gonna hurt like that sore and Theo's like oh yeah that's not too bad and then about 15 seconds goes by he goes I'm about to pass out like this.

33:11Chip:And I'm, I'm looking like I'm seeing my night just almost get ruined. Right. I'm so hammered on this beer. But I'm there like, I won't, I can't go to the hospital. There's no way I can do that. And he's like this. And you've got Harry holding him up. God bless that Harry's sound. And then you've got like George and all these guys. And they're like, these are good guys. Genuine good guys. I said, and I would like to get your opinion on this. I think I've made the right decision. Okay. There were four people, five people, all making sure that it was okay. I was stood on the curb 15, 20 minutes. And I just thought, okay, me here, I just keep asking, is he okay?

33:53Chip:Right? I was that guy. That's the jar. So I said, you lot, I'm going to be in the bar just there. Text me if you need anything. I removed myself in this situation. five people there's already five people too many cooks for the bro yeah you know what but what i realized was obviously i'm in the bar yeah i'm a few drinks in and i've realized nobody's come to join me okay have i that made me think i'm a scumbag nah because because no everybody was like right let's go back to the hotel let's reset like all this and i didn't realize that was the motive i've texted everyone like is everyone okay all this they're like yep car we've gone back to hotel i'm sat in that fucking bar like 11 i got the bar i'm chewing my ear off i'm telling them all that my mates are coming i got five drinks they're gonna want those oh my god so i was i

34:49Behzinga:didn't even know you'd done that bro i was well i was on did he end up getting charged loads of money because is this a myth how much was it i want to know they said they're gonna bill him

34:57Cal:after you never want to hear that that's not what you want but he went he went to hospital until till 5 a.m. Fuck. Yeah, he's a bit of a jerk. He kept him till 5, 6 a.m. So he missed that night out, missed the next night out as well. You think if he was like, where they charge so much,

35:12Behzinga:you think they'd just fucking ping him for it?

35:14Chip:Like, quit the... Yeah, because it's just cash, isn't it? Yeah. Nah, yeah, he had to have a couple of scans. Maybe he did break it, fuck. Could have broken it. It's not broke. No, it's not, it's not Tom Garrett broken.

35:25Cal:Fracture. Yeah. Fracture is not a break. They put, they only put him in a sling anyway, If you're in a cast, then it would have been bad.

35:34Behzinga:If I seen him up there, I walked in on the podcast a minute ago. If he was in a cast, I'd feel sorry for him, but he's just in a sling. And you know what it feels like.

35:41Chip:Yeah. Yeah, he's going to milk it. And you know what? Fair enough. But I reckon Tom Garrett's probably going to go off. Yeah. Yeah.

35:49Cal:Tom's going to piss himself. Yeah.

35:50Chip:Yeah. Yeah. So that was a really big moment for the stag. I really enjoyed. No, I didn't enjoy that moment. I just enjoyed the...

35:58Cal:I kind of did.

35:59Chip:We actually had this bingo card. I like this.

36:02Behzinga:Yep. Two of the boys kissing on the lips. Definitely.

36:05Cal:Yeah. A hundred percent. Absolutely. No, I, I did that with one of the easiest ones.

36:10Chip:Yeah. Somebody missed the, missed the fight. Did you make Mrs. Why? I don't think anybody missed.

36:16Cal:I don't think there was any flight misses. Physical injury yet. We've got it. Obviously someone doesn't all. I don't think any all night has happened. It's pretty sure.

36:25Chip:Really? Are you sure you didn't do?

36:28Cal:I think me and Joel one night stayed up till like 6am. But like, but like, it wasn't like, it wasn't, it wasn't like a ratty one or anything. It was just like, for some reason we just got locked into talking about.

36:42Chip:One of the worst combos I overheard was I was walking past the pool and I heard JMX and Arthur getting into it about AI.

36:49Cal:Oh, I remember hearing about this. Oh, one second.

36:52Behzinga:Now you just brought up Arthur's name. What the fuck's going on with his hair?

36:56Chip:Oh, no way. He said it on the pod. He's had a hair transplant.

37:01Behzinga:but why why is the top still there he said he got stitched up yeah it's like should he just

37:10Chip:all of it goes now you can have the choice of like doing it and they'll be careful around it because they had to get that as the donor area they said yeah it looks fucked up just going for that much.

37:23AB:She just buzzed it off. That was the pod clip.

37:26Behzinga:Okay. So all I've seen is bro with this fucking math. Yeah. It was crazy.

37:33AB:She went off the, she went, do you want me to do the sides as well? Like I didn't need to do the sides. And he was like, well, she's buzzed off.

37:42Chip:I rate that chip gets emotional on the night out. Yeah. That did happen. Yeah. And I'm sick. Someone's sick on a night out. yeah it wasn't AB though I think it was Jack Bailey

37:57Behzinga:it's my worst that ruins my whole night when I throw up I fucking hate it a feeling of like oh god here it comes and it's like doom sometimes afterwards it's like a reset yeah no so I tell you where I've benefited from it on both days I've often gone purposefully to I've knocked that back and I'm like oh shit my body don't want this I'll go to the toilet all of it comes out I'll come back up it's on now I'm in the right environment yeah but if I'm in a dark bar club and someone's like oh shot shot yeah yeah yeah tequila shot bang instantly hola and I run bro because I know I've got T minus 25 seconds until this comes out of me get to the toilet bang then I'm just in there splurging my whole day out and then I'm like I'm still in a dark bar

38:47Chip:I know what's coming as well my body is like actively going yeah get that shit out bro no yeah as a tactical one i can definitely ones i like i can i can understand one of the boys on the poll i'll be honest with you yeah no one no one's no one 15 and oh fuck that's crazy fuck i mean yeah pretty much

39:16Behzinga:Have we ever thought about finding Chris MD a boyfriend? Well, there is the running... Have we ever thought about it?

39:22Chip:There is the running theory that it's only a matter of time until he does a coming out video and everyone goes, oh, okay, that makes sense.

39:28Behzinga:Yeah. But... Oh, my God. The reason I keep inviting boys to my video shoots is because I love them. Yeah.

39:34Chip:And he did the one where it's like, find me a girlfriend as just masking it. Like he knew that was never... Beard vid. Yeah. Beard vid. Beard vid. That's big. Yeah. I think if there's... he'll come out soon. Yeah. Because I think it's actually, he is actually running out of time. It's actually mad that

39:52Behzinga:I have a gay mate, do I? No. I ain't got a gay mate. You don't got a gay mate?

39:56Chip:I ain't got a gay mate. You need a gay mate. Chris will do it.

39:59Behzinga:Yeah. I ain't got a gay mate.

40:00Chip:Yeah. You've definitely have mates being gay. Yeah. I've had mates. Oh yeah. I'm one of the mates being gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One of the mates being gay.

40:08Behzinga:That's what I'm saying. But no one's really. It's never gay unless it's gay. That's the main thing. it's not gay unless it's gay it's not it's not gay unless you're gay yes yeah yeah then it's gay

40:19Chip:we're engaging in gay activity yeah yeah yeah yeah i i don't have a gay mate yeah you need to

40:25Behzinga:i think chris will be the guy for you yeah all right chris let's go yeah clock it honey

40:32Chip:fuck yeah bro let's do a bit of that um uh wait what the fuck is the fellas quote

40:38AB:book so a few reps ago a chip mentioned like we should basically bring out a book with some of the best yes and then obviously even brought out book number one best yeah wait what was your book

40:51Chip:oh did you never do you know what you could still you should still rinse that uh comeback story

40:56Behzinga:they fell off the story yeah no no it's books youtuber books oh youtuber books that's niche bro.

41:03Chip:Yeah, it's true. Chris had a book. Yeah. Yeah. He could do another one. He could do another one. He's got to do it. Just do it bro. Come on bro. Maybe, maybe he needs to release a book and say there's a big announcement in the book.

41:42Chip:Yeah. That's like a relic, bro. That's a fucking. yeah what are you going to get so shit as well wait what is in it it's just shit no it's like seven pages

41:58Behzinga:dedicated to like sidemen's favorite meals and it's just like meals we would make and it's they're all just shit like a little youtuber like mine's just butter pasta No way.

42:11Chip:The fucking ingredient list on housemate. That's so crap.

42:13Behzinga:That is brilliant. So you ain't gonna see anything bro. Look, that's good 25 pounds. Four reviews, five stars though. Come on.

42:20Chip:On Waterstones, that's brilliant.

42:22Behzinga:Yeah, you ain't getting no preview.

42:23Chip:Look at the first recommended one. Scroll. I don't feel that.

42:29Cal:Now what you lot, you might also be interested in. Yeah, that's what I mean. What about what's back into it?

42:35AB:Nah, this is because of the side member.

42:37Chip:Oh, right, okay, yeah. Yeah. But isn't it mad that people that bought the Sidemen book probably bought a book about Adolf Hitler? That's absurd. He's plotting to kill you. What's going on here? All right. Well, Chip's back now so we can do the game.

42:51Cal:Oh, okay. We're doing a lot of game. Here we go.

42:52Chip:This is the quote book. You missed it. Okay, here we go. So here are 10 quotes from the past 300 episodes. Write your answer on the whiteboards and reveal bonus points for who said it. Okay. Fuck. I'm excited to see your ones here because you're going in quite blind. Yeah, you are. So I'm excited to see what you think it should be and what it's actually going to be. I don't know. I don't want to put down some bad stuff.

43:16Cal:I already don't know the first one. No, but this is where you got to... I got to lock in, man. Because I know what it is. You know what it is.

43:22Chip:So don't waste your time trying to teach a blank how to act. How to act. How to act.

43:31Cal:Oh. I know it. Oh, maybe it could be something. It needs to be something stupid. That's the thing.

43:38Chip:yeah

43:38Cal:it's gonna I don't know

43:41Chip:alright Chip what have you got I put orphan don't waste your time trying to teach an orphan how to act don't waste your time

43:48Cal:trying to teach an orphan how to act by Cal alright I've gone that's a good shot

43:53Chip:don't waste your time trying to teach a monkey how to act that sounds too realistic is that by me I don't know what have you got

44:05Chip:what have you got don't waste your time trying to teach a hoe how to act it's not a bad shout and who would have said

44:12AB:it who do you reckon said it for a bonus point shit i'll take it fuck it whatever what is the quote uh don't waste your time trying to teach a porn star how to act oh george clark george clark

44:26Cal:that makes a lot of sense now yo that's a synonym oh shit yeah yeah it's not bad that you know

44:44Behzinga:I'm not home I'm working.

44:46Chip:Oh, do we get cooked? Okay. No. That's a fair one. You just saved the pod. Cheers. All right. Zero points. All right. The happiness of your life is determined by what oh this is the happiness of your life is determined by blank it's probably way stupid than what i've put the happiness of your life is determined by okay i'm gonna go with yeah this is i've laughed too much i've got a headache oh you've missed the whole segment uh christmas gay we've we've that's yeah yeah don't worry chip Pod will be absolutely sweet Nothing Nothing Zero edits on this one

45:35Cal:I don't even know what's going on right now I'm gonna be real bro Just went to the toilet and the shit was fucked Was it like It was four days It was horrible

45:46Chip:You know what's mad is every single Quote I'm just gonna put By chip because I will be right soon Alright Bez you go first

45:55Behzinga:The happiness of your life is determined by money.

45:58Chip:Oh my God. I've gone for how much, sorry, the happiness of your life is determined by how much money you'll make.

46:04Behzinga:Okay, yeah.

46:05Chip:Shit, all right.

46:06Cal:I've gone the happiness of your life is determined by the size of your cock. Okay, that's fine. I don't mind that one. Surely one of us has got this. Because on the technicality of a legend, it's kind of true. Yeah.

46:15AB:The happiness of your life is determined by the quality of your thoughts by Chip. Oh my days, Chip.

46:22Cal:How the fuck am I forgetting? in my own shit. That's actually a nice little gem. Yeah, that's good. I remember saying that. That defo makes the book. Now, whether or not I came up with it, it's...

46:34Chip:Nah, that one's defo not an original thought.

46:37Cal:That's not an original thought. That shit's by Marcus Reyes. All right, so so far...

46:40Chip:I don't know. Are you giving me a point? For Chip. For Chip.

46:44Cal:Oh my God, can't... I told you if I say Chip or not... Mine was by Chip too.

46:48AB:There you go.

46:51Cal:Oh, Lee's faking the rules. For number three, If it don't make blank, it don't make sense.

46:57Chip:Yeah, I've already, I've wrote my own. You got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should all be getting a point. Yeah, I've got this. Well, I know what the original is. Yeah. No, I think this is the original. I think mine's the original.

47:07Cal:Yeah. All right. Okay. Well, I'm going to play it safe then. I reckon this was a, uh, should we all do it on three?

47:13Chip:Yeah. If it don't make money.

47:16Cal:It don't make sense. It doesn't make you squirt.

47:22Behzinga:There's no way. Bez knows what our pod is like.

47:25AB:And it's your porn star guest. No.

47:28Chip:What is it?

47:28AB:It was if you don't make money. Thank God. If Bez was right then we were in trouble. By Chip.

47:34Behzinga:By Chip. Chip you just got all these bro.

47:36Cal:Oh wait I put Kyle. Fuck. I put Kyle as well. No point. I thought it was money like motivated so it must have been you. We got a point each.

47:44Chip:Still no point. Still Bez. I mean it's not really his pod so. um if blank walks in while you're stroking it you may as well not i think i know this and this quote is fucked and i know this is chip by the way these just this is the thing i don't know bro oh that's not me by the way i think this is a recent quote yeah okay all right got uh go on

48:16Behzinga:if your dad walks in whilst you're stroking it you may as well just not that's not about ab oh

48:21Chip:that might be it i've got if your mom walks in i've got your mom by me and by by chip but i think

48:27Cal:that mom's ringing a bell too i don't know yeah i think it could be ab that said it could be your

48:32AB:parents and it could be ab what is it so it was ab and it's if someone walks in while you're stroking it. You get a point though. Yeah.

48:39Behzinga:There's points around. There's something you'd say. Yeah,

48:43Cal:that's so valid.

48:44Chip:Okay. The next one here we've got is blank. The film missed the plot.

48:52Behzinga:Ooh. Ooh, what is this?

48:54Chip:Blank the film. So something, the film missed the plot. This is just definitely you by the way.

49:03Cal:Nah, nah, nah. Cause first of all, I wouldn't miss the plot. I'm all over the plot.

49:08Chip:You're constantly missing the plot.

49:12Cal:Buddy does another plot of his own life. Okay, well, what could this be?

49:18Chip:I think this is quite... I don't know. All right, have you guys written something?

49:23Behzinga:I don't mean you know what to put.

49:24Chip:Yeah, this is a tough one. It sounds like a hater comment. I've gone with watch the film, miss the plot.

49:34AB:But fuck the film. I put fuck the film as well. Yeah, fuck the film. by A.B. No way. Who are you saying by? Me? Yeah. I've got chips. Gotta be chip. A.B. And it is fast forward the film, Mr. Plot by A.B.

49:49Cal:Fuck. Point for A.B.

49:51AB:Yeah.

49:51Behzinga:Yeah.

49:52Chip:Damn it.

49:54Cal:All right. Told you it was a hater comment, man. I knew it.

49:58Chip:Right. Even the blank was once not mature. Yeah. Classic. Classic.

50:04Cal:By the way, this is an original quote from me. yeah and oh man sorry sorry I'm giving that away that's the point I'm not gonna lie once you think about this the whole thing's fucked alright I'll go

50:20Chip:even the cheese was once not mature wrong

50:24Cal:wrong even the cheddar was once not mature I put Y in because you gotta think about it

50:30Chip:oh my god no way

50:35Cal:shit fuck's sake gotta think about it mature cheddar yeah I like that that's a good bar exactly oh mate

50:45Chip:chip with the two pointer there that's big yeah oh alright blank is the ability to continue no matter what alright

50:56Behzinga:I've got an answer

50:56Chip:blank is the ability to continue no matter what what you so fast on this

51:05Behzinga:I'm just writing funny answers. I'm just playing a fun game here. I'm trying to get points. I'm playing a fun game.

51:11Chip:Like his ability to continue. Made my own game up. Your own quotes. I quite like my answer for this one.

51:19Cal:My liver feels a bit fucked.

51:21Behzinga:I've got something nasty brewing in my body. Yeah. Nasty shit, bro. Okay. Save that one for after.

51:27Chip:All right, here we go. Go on, Bez, what you got? Porking is the ability to continue.

51:33Behzinga:No matter what. My cow.

51:34Chip:We're on a similar vibe here. Wanking is the ability to continue no matter what.

51:39Cal:I put gooning. Okay. And I put it by Cal.

51:42AB:I've got a check. You're all in the completely wrong. Oh no. But it's incredibility is the ability.

51:50Chip:Incredibility? What the fuck is that? And it's by Ash Dykes.

51:55AB:Huh? Ash Dykes.

51:56Chip:Ash Dykes. Oh no. He's the guy that's like completed all the mad adventures. He was quite. He's like a serious pod.

52:04Cal:yeah he had good vocab man he's articulated himself well clearly better than what we would that's embarrassing

52:12Chip:okay until death all defeats are blank

52:22oh

52:22Chip:oh oh oh I've just thought of this this could be quite cold

52:29Behzinga:I've got no hope on this game I think I've got one point it's quite magic actually

52:35Cal:I think I've got the word wrong but I know what it is

52:41Chip:until death all defeats are lessons oh

52:45Cal:I think that's it

52:46Chip:or it's like learnings or something

52:49Cal:it's something like that right until death all defeats are imaginary oh I like that

52:54Chip:don't mind that either we're on the right way until death all defeats are depressing

53:03Cal:so I was like some shades eh what was it

53:06AB:until death all defeats are psychological by Chip

53:09Cal:oh oh man that wasn't we didn't even get that imaginary psychological's not bad I was close though I knew what it was too many gems I forgot the word because I can't think anymore Kyle who did you say that was by

53:22AB:I said AB oh okay alright Chip takes the lead

53:26Chip:number nine never feed a horse blank yes

53:32Cal:yeah fairs it's a pretty legendary quote this is a big one

53:39Chip:what would you never feed a horse as a man that has married a horse girl you should know this one

53:52Chip:that's not what would you never feed a horse water

53:59Cal:Wait, did they not be drinking water Those motherfuckers

54:02Behzinga:But there's a saying You can lead a horse to water

54:05Chip:Yeah, because you're actually pretty close Because it's never feed a horse milk By cow

54:12Behzinga:I put cow though What do you put the same chip?

54:16Chip:That's right, innit? Come on Never feed a horse milk Alright Is this the last one? Yeah, last one. Oh my God. Can I just say this quote is just, the vibe of it is something Ethan would say. Like, just be something mad. Like, that's just what you would say. Okay, so the thing is just be blank, man. I think I'm going to get out.

54:45Cal:Is it one word?

54:46Chip:Yeah. I've got it here. I just know.

54:50Behzinga:I'm so sure this is best. I know the exact answer.

54:53Chip:Do you have to? Because I swear if I've got this, then we're just on the same wavelength.

54:57Behzinga:This is recent.

54:58Chip:Oh, is it?

55:02Cal:I feel like we're on the same wave sometimes, so I'm going to go with this.

55:05Behzinga:Oh, yeah, we're totally aligned.

55:07Cal:I genuinely think we might have all got this. I don't know if I have. Bez, what's yours? What's yours, Chip? Just be racist by Bez. No, what the fuck?

55:19Chip:He did not say that. He did not say that. Well, I had to go with something Okay, so I go I've gone just be gay man

55:41AB:No, what is it you all got a point for bears bears just be normal man

55:46Chip:Just be normal, man. That's another thing you say. That's a very even thing, though. I think it's very...

55:52Cal:We were all onto something.

55:54Behzinga:It's so easy to be normal. Oh, yeah.

55:56Cal:I guess it was close, then.

55:58Behzinga:I don't care.

55:59Cal:All right, good day, man. That was a fun game. We're all just mucking about guys at home, listening and watching.

56:06Chip:Oh, yes. I've seen this. This is good. All right. Side man among us. Probably the thing that has kept you guys in business facts yeah it's actually just like the best series on youtube ever it's funny isn't it because i was really good i only watch it i can't i'm in it but i only watch it if i know something mad happened but like i don't get the i don't get it really i suppose it's not it is

56:33Behzinga:good to watch it's when you it's when you i suppose for a normie watching it it's watching people deceive each other that's probably quite fun yeah that's probably the fun bit but yeah

56:44Chip:All right, should we have a look? Holy shit, Reddit's done this to us. So they've ranked Among Us players. I knew I'd be... J-Rockball. Deservedly, by the way, I'm fucking awful at Among Us. By the way, just so you know, I've been blacklisted from Among Us and I'm still not in F tier. Do you know how mad that is? Yeah, because you actually are a better player. I'm not good at Among Us.

57:09Cal:I'm really bad at... All right, let's have a little look here.

57:11Chip:Although I have gotten a little bit better. So S tier players. We've got Simon, Lazer and Vic. Vic should not be an S tier.

57:21Behzinga:Vic's not S.

57:23AB:Do you want to look at the breakdowns?

57:24Behzinga:Yeah, come on then. I don't want to see mine, man. Wait, just go to the top

57:29Chip:and then anyone that we're not sure on will go. So let's read Vic.

57:33Behzinga:Vic is not an S tier among us player. No. An among us. He's not.

57:38Chip:Right. Scroll down. Let's see what they said about Vic. Elite imposter. near elite crewmate just sometimes overthinks as completely wrong or takes over discussions. Oh, they're going to fry. They're going to fry my shit.

57:52Behzinga:They're going to fry.

57:54Chip:A great solo entertainer who talked through his gameplay. Okay. This is actually a detailed break.

58:00Behzinga:Someone's done some work here. Okay. In a, we've got Viz, Josh, and Milk.

58:06Chip:You know what? Josh actually could be B. Yeah.

58:11Behzinga:He's had to fall off.

58:12Chip:He gets marinated sometimes. Exactly.

58:15Behzinga:He's also just, he overthinks everything.

58:16Chip:So like,

58:17Behzinga:he's like,

58:17Chip:I'm not going to kill him. He panics a bit. Right. Next one. We've got, I've got a massive question. What the hell is Harry doing in B? Harry being a B is insanity.

58:28Behzinga:That's insanity. Right. In a bad way. Mate, he's way worse than B tier. Wild card. He does say wild card.

58:34Chip:Right. Okay. Then. A comforting presence in the lobby.

58:37Behzinga:Because he's sound and funny. Comforting presence in the lobby. Right. I don't want to fucking cuddle, mate. I mean, stab people. You fucking comfort in feeling. It's not the best about, is it?

58:47Chip:Just say you want to shag him. Yeah, exactly. Oh, love him. Regardless of role, he either makes big brain plays or is a complete moron. There's no in between. Elite content machine. What's going on here? Fuck off. What's going on here?

59:01Behzinga:Oh, mate. When it gets to us, by the way. Oh, my God. At Toby's in C. I don't know.

59:08Chip:He chucks games away by himself. I think you are a C player.

59:13Behzinga:I think that's, I think, I think let's see what they said

59:18Chip:about bears.

59:20Behzinga:Relatively horrible crew.

59:24Chip:King of third impostering, but is a gold mine for great content. That's nice.

59:29Behzinga:It's a solo entertainment. Yeah.

59:32Chip:Yeah. All right. Let's go. Oh, S tier group by way. Scroll up. Oh, I'm just going to have all these deep gameplay. These go back up. Okay. Then we've got in D. Okay. So anyone else there? No, I was calories in day. Is he bad or good? Well, just he might have got it on an entertainment value. All right. Let's have a look. Let's see. Okay. Go to me. This is good. Okay. Fucking here we go. Here we go. A lot of hate, but has had great moments. He's not completely aloof. and will actually talk out his gameplay for a pretty minute. Oh, you got away with it. Oh my God. It only starts with gets a lot.

1:00:11Cal:I always like him in a dynamic though. This guy actually messes with you, bro.

1:00:14Chip:Bro, this is the only bloke that messes with me. Bro, let me send you some money or whatever because this is fucked.

1:00:20Cal:This is good propaganda.

1:00:21Chip:This is great. All right, let's see what they say about...

1:00:23Cal:Oh, wait, AB. AB loves it. How does he look so low? He said he's good at this. Lower than me. For someone who watches all their games, he could be pretty low. They said nothing's going on up there, bro. had some terrible luck but carries pretty good crew mate intuition okay

1:00:38Chip:he has had some terrible luck in the lobbies as imposter wow okay that's all right Chip pretty bad crew mate pretty bad imposter as much as I like Chip in other content he's clearly a filler player

1:00:54Cal:I don't what the fuck I think I can't even argue he's not even wrong

1:01:00Chip:after your gameplay after your solo entertainer after a group vibe worst player ever featured

1:01:06Behzinga:horrible as any role always confused never make an argument watching him play this is me love you

1:01:14Cal:you know what at least this guy always at least has one nice thing by everyone oh my god what are the comments saying

1:01:21Chip:that is unreal yeah can we have a look at a few comments see if it's a consensus this is gonna be mad by the way

1:01:27Cal:pi is an f okay

1:01:29Chip:Arthur is an f yeah I do see Arthur People are getting Amped in these comments Mate this is so funny They can do some crazy plays If he's just Yeah

1:01:40Cal:Will is S tier For that one game He was speaking Spanish That was funny Oh that was a good moment And then he told Oh I'm not going to Oh that was a great clip

1:01:49Behzinga:He was speaking Spanish And he was like I'm happy Sarah left you

1:01:53Chip:That's an insane What else we got Josh is a B tier And he's been B for a while Damn man that's hard I agree I feel like the Will I need Sander

1:02:02Behzinga:I don't think I can ever go out from C or D. I would never, I think I can't get lower and I can't get higher. I think, yeah, I'm never raising up. That's how I had to live my life, to be honest. I don't ever want to be yes at anything.

1:02:15Chip:I was actually pretty fun. I agree, but I think when you start getting really good at shit, then people expect a lot from you. Too much expectation.

1:02:23Behzinga:Again, I just want to fucking noodle about.

1:02:26Chip:Just a top five noodle. Oh,

1:02:28Cal:how about this one? Put Freezy in the public execution. Oh my God. They just straight up. Oh my God. He switched on me.

1:02:41Chip:Freezes completely unbearable in any video with any competition element. I,

1:02:48Behzinga:Oh my God.

1:02:49Chip:Now the OPs backtracking is going, I made a post in this sub a few months back after his last appearance,

1:02:55Behzinga:but I think he's overhated. I think he's meant to be taken completely unseriously,

1:03:00Chip:but he does have annoying moments for sure.

1:03:02Behzinga:You're getting fried.

1:03:03Chip:Bro, I'm telling you, this whole thing's fucked. Well, that was fun to read for. That was good, man. That's a lot of... A lot of hate. I feel like... Simon should just turn off the main channel just among us for a while. You can completely noodle around. Chip fat goat, man.

1:03:24Behzinga:Chip fat goat? Chip fat goat. Yeah.

1:03:26Cal:Chip fat goat.

1:03:26Chip:I see it wouldn't be what it is if it wasn't chip fat. So people wondering, that's the, that's the editor. Yeah.

1:03:32Cal:I still get mistaken with him to this day all the time in person. Like, yo. In person. Yo, keep fucking up there, my manga's editor. And I just go, thanks, mate. Yeah, thanks.

1:03:42Chip:Yeah. All right. So we've got a dooning leaderboard. I'm so glad we did this pod. Wow. This is such a good pod.

1:03:50Cal:We're not really on that anymore, though. You don't want to know.

1:03:53Chip:Stanley sent this to me. Stan So you're telling me Stan's still Stan involved in this pod Well We did Episode 300 And we finally got rid of the riffraff

1:04:04AB:I thought I'd chuck it in We've got a throwback moment So Throwback to Stanley's Goonian chat Okay So One

1:04:11Chip:Wait Oh this is On a per day basis Wow

1:04:14Behzinga:I can't lie When I was When I was streaming PUBG For 8 hours a day I might have been a driven good A driven

1:04:23Chip:five a day go get a drink

1:04:29Behzinga:I'm with you

1:04:31Chip:I'm going to get a drink

1:04:33Behzinga:there's nothing else to do I'm sat in my flat all I'm doing is playing games I've whacked the streamer fuck it jork it like the stream's gone and now football now I'm watching football anything as well

1:04:47Cal:just anything bro

1:04:49Chip:five a day do you know how because what we have to do is the mass here because he's just said he streams eight hours a day right so you can remove we're down to 16 hours of the day right he's doing it five that's a goon every three hours but wait a second but wait a second he sleeps as well so eight hours after 16 that

1:05:09Behzinga:takes you down in eight hours then i won't sleep well you sleep in six hours oh yeah okay six hours

1:05:14Chip:you're down to 10 hours that means you're doing five goons in the 10 hours that he's got left has a goon every two hours.

1:05:20Behzinga:Is that a chicken out? I could get that shit done. You just turn off your camera. Prime goon state. I can get that.

1:05:26Chip:Goon state.

1:05:27Behzinga:Goon state, bro. I'm telling you guys. I feel like, yeah. You're thinking, you're thinking, actually,

1:05:35Chip:I might be the obsessed gooner now that we've done the maths.

1:05:38Behzinga:Dedicated goon is a nice place to be at.

1:05:42Chip:Dedicated goon is a nice place. You know what? I think if you live alone, you can rack up some mad shit, you know. You could get a nice two a day.

1:05:50Behzinga:That's like breakfast dinner. That's like one in the morning to get you going. You got to really push me off. Night cat. Night cat. Night cat.

1:06:00Chip:Fuck yeah. Split the day. You got to send yourself to sleep, mate. I genuinely, I do wonder what AB would be right here. Because I think you could be looking at a Beyond Help.

1:06:13Cal:I don't think AB is listed. he's got his own section stop touching himself genocidal goona

1:06:27Chip:man oh that is unbelievable good uh i feel like bro we should probably wrap up the pod here like that it feels a bit fucked i don't want to get any weirder than where we've gone here i think we've shown a lot of growth from episode one oh wow you know what i mean we're not blasted are we

1:06:43Cal:look we're eating fruit we're drinking yeah we've had protein this morning you've come with gifts

1:06:47Chip:as well like wholesome shit little treat for me yeah that's it um a message or predictions to when we were i mean first of all if we make it that's four more years

1:07:01Cal:four more years of this pod we will make it we will make it we'll never stop the pod i don't

1:07:06Chip:I actually agree with you I don't think we'll stop it ever

1:07:10Cal:I couldn't imagine Could you imagine stopping something you've been doing that long That's like such an integral part of your life It'd fuck up your life

1:07:16Behzinga:I think all of us would just be doing this shit

1:07:18Cal:Really? You think in four years time we're just still knocking about? Yeah we just slowly start changing it Like people are now doing cards The hobby kind of constantly changes

1:07:26Chip:Do you reckon this part ever turns like serious? Like do you reckon we're doing like business advice?

1:07:32Cal:Nah Cause I I don't want to help people I want people to watch this I want them to watch this because they need a break from real life and it's fucked up shit

1:07:46Behzinga:and also you can always just talk about shit

1:07:48Chip:forever I truly believe episode 500 we will still be talking about wanking that's a banker yeah it's a guaranteed banker we'll probably both have kids they might even be on the pod up

1:08:05Behzinga:70 year olds still whack a goon now

1:08:07Chip:no I think it's more important when you're 70 yeah I think you got

1:08:10Behzinga:because like you

1:08:11Chip:yeah you don't really have a choice like the missus is you don't want that

1:08:13Behzinga:shit clogging up in there bro you gotta fucking get that shit going up

1:08:16Chip:yeah I won't be 70 though I will be 35 so I just want to make that clear

1:08:23Cal:it's not that far away taking it to 70 it'd be a treat yeah do you have any

1:08:29Chip:predictions for us on episode 500 what do you think the vibe will be

1:08:33Behzinga:yeah children and it depends when you have children and you'll be like you'll either be in those fucking pits and be like oh my child don't really like me

1:08:43Chip:it prefers the mum and it's just fucking chaos you'll have days

1:08:48Behzinga:where like mum's out you'll do most of it and the child just fucking hates you a few more dogs mum and yeah who's sat there going oh it's just fucking pop out

1:08:57Chip:yeah I think we will just be like complaining all the time

1:09:03Behzinga:A few more dogs as well. I sent some complaining. It'll come in the future, but I think you'll still be here.

1:09:08Chip:That's good. Yeah, because we are on a better path. Yeah, we're on a much better path. Much better path now. Like just in general, like we're going strong, bro. Yeah, we are. We are going strong. We're taking our help. Everyone's going to get so blasted. Bro, 500 episodes. I'm up for it. Wait, this is a big one. I think we do drugs. Is AB, what, an LSD pod? Everything. We kind of can at that point. I think it can go on. We'll whack on Vimeo. Yeah. No, we got loaded. The loaded episode.

1:09:38Behzinga:Everything.

1:09:39Cal:Right. We can't. Mental. On the tree stuff. Whole thing. We got mental. Because we'll be grown ass men then. They can't tell us no. 35 years. What are you doing? Are you making content? No, I'm not. I'm not.

1:09:51Behzinga:I'm not making it for anyone.

1:09:52Cal:We're not trying to inspire kids anymore at that point. Yeah. No, we're not role models. Exactly.

1:09:58Chip:My teaching is done. where do we reckon ab is gonna be in my episode 500 single you know what i i predict

1:10:08Behzinga:he is gonna get wiped off and just become a gimp he's actually quite cool right don't you see this he's a cool guy i like him i reckon he has

1:10:19Chip:wiped off and just turns into a complete gimp i i'll be honest with you i he moves to america as I think he crashes out the pod I reckon it's just one day he's just like I actually fuck you because he gets wound up

1:10:31Cal:by everything don't he like he can't use a printer or a computer like

1:10:36Behzinga:he's actually a bot you know he's such a bot genuinely he is a bot he's gonna get sick

1:10:41Chip:but he's our bot he's our bot we're proud of him if we just had another one of us the pod's the same with him like we got a bot he'll hate being called a bot I think he's gonna hate

1:10:54Behzinga:so yeah i can just you can go off so good so good i'm just thinking about the funny things

1:11:02Chip:that have happened all right um anyways guys we'll wrap it up there thank you very much honestly for watching 300 episodes bez thank you so much for being there on episode one and on 300 it means a lot um and we do truly appreciate all your support even though you try rage bait us in the comments like i'm not asked i'm not have you seen the among us comments you think you lot can get on to me nothing nothing can get to this guy anymore i'm actually bulletproof i'll see you guys on episode 301 we've got some very very special guests joining for that that we're

1:11:33AB:filming actually later today so they've traveled a long way yeah that's 299 so you've enjoyed the

1:11:40Chip:life a long way all right guys see you all in a bit don't forget to subscribe if you haven't already follow us on spotify give us five star rating over there or wherever you listen to your pods we'll see you on episode 301 baby peace and love