302. WEDDING SPECIAL! Sabina & Chip Reveal Wedding Secrets & Drunken Disasters

21:35Cal:Is that just, is that toothpaste or like toothpaste and monster just like come back? No, no. The monster is nothing to do with it. That was me just getting ready, drinking a monster. That was for the aesthetic, bro. Yeah, but I'm not even joking. Obviously, I've let myself go there, right? No, but I cleaned that whole sink and made it spotless. I cleaned that whole sink, made it spotless, brushed my teeth once and it just does that. It's just a shit black fucking shit sink. A whole gaff shit. Have you ever cleaned it? Like, have you ever cleaned anything in your apartment? You know what? I'm really good at taking care of stuff that I like, but I hated that place.

22:09I saw you in New York. Yeah, what was I doing in New York? Yeah, you were living like a teenage boy. Nah, come on, I was on the road, girl.

22:22Nah, but I wanted that place to burn. I've let all the plants die in there. It's fucking miserable in there now. Whoever looks around it next, I want them to think like fuck some dark stuff.

22:32Cal:Yeah, you're gonna sack off real plants. I've got I've moved in there's loads of new ones. There's loads of real ones in my new gap real ones. That's worse for you though That means you have to take care of them. I want to take care of them I'll give it I'm waking up at 7 a.m. I'm going on my roof garden canopy garden. Yeah banging gym I'm not gonna lie bro. I'm happy for you looking at this same building. Okay Yeah You might have a neighbor. I knew I'd set a new trend I knew you loved it Bro when you said the video The river Nah stop doxing me Kyle lives near a river In the center of London That's all sick Alright let's get back To the wedding talk Because there's too many stories From this Where we got to Was the ceremony Oh yeah So Chip had told me A few weeks prior He was there like I'm definitely gonna cry Like all this But all the boys were saying Ah there's no way Chip cries I was like I thought you were gonna Pour your eyes out On all fours He cries Like he's a crier Honestly, bro, I nearly did get down and bark.

23:30He was pacing. You were pacing like crazy when you were up. I think that's a bit fucked, by the way. Why does a guy, he has to wait there for time? Yeah, I was waiting a while, weren't I? No, but with every wedding I've been to, the guy always has to wait there for ages, and it's really awkward. Everyone's sat down, and you're just sat there like, are you all right, guys? Like that. And there's only so much small chat you can have with the crowd. No, but it builds up the hype when she walks in. He's like, whoa, it's like the first time I ever laid eyes on her, baby.

24:00and then no crying no crying no crying

24:08interstellar got a little giggle from the crowd that one as well they're like it's classic Nolan yeah I had to do it to them I was like what is going to be a proper tearjerker

24:17Cal:oh that did get me that was smart because I thought I knew what you were going to use oh did you not know no he suggested songs he was like no you've got to play this song when you walk down the aisle he was coming up with like mad cheesy stuff what were you what were you before you settled on Interstellar what were you thinking of I really liked the song Married Life you know the one that goes that is good is that from her you used it for the bridesmaids I used it for the bridesmaids because I was like I want them to have like something kind of upbeat to walk down to and then mine one can be more emotional and slow which I think worked out but I was going to use that as my song but I was like I need something more emotional that would have still been a good song if you used it I think yeah well Interstellar was better we walked out to funk Oh yeah.

24:58Cal:You guys didn't have a walkout song. I thought you guys were going to do the thing. You know where you pair up the groomsmen and the bridesmaids because AB was getting proper giddy. He was like, Oh, I hope I get the fit one and banging on like that. Yeah. Yeah. But he was, he had one in mind anyways. Okay. And then, and then when he found out that we weren't doing that kind of crashed out. You had, you had a walkout. So I had a walkout song in mind and I scrapped it last night. I thought it was inappropriate. What tune? In Paris.

25:27That would have gone off the Bottle I'm a fucker That's all I can say I thought I was going to hear that song Like I want real love baby That is a belt in tune

25:41Cal:It's good for the Isle though It's good for Maybe like the Instagram It was a pretty Quick ceremony wasn't it Yeah No mucking about Once Shabina's walked down It's just 10 minutes and you're out of there. It was class-o. I thought it was so good because sometimes they can drag on. I've been at ones where the celebrant is just rambling on about them. It's like, okay, fries. We took a lot of the waffle out and then we put some our own bits in. Yeah, it was... Two peas in a pod. A little sprinkle right there, yeah? Sprinkle. You actually got a couple giggles from that. Did I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The two peas in a pod went crazy.

26:21You added We Are Kindred Spirits. I thought that was really cute. Yep. the Italian guy there was one word he carried on fumbling yeah there was like you both tripped up on it and then the whole audience was like what the fuck did he say yeah no so it wasn't just you two that couldn't understand nobody could it was the way he pronounced in an Italian way

26:38Cal:because we have to repeat what he's saying pretty much he reads to us and then we repeat it back but yeah that one line he was like till death will part us or something he said it in a way his accent just got in the way and I was like what and I was like you know what let me read it anyway so the ceremony wraps up and I'm there like this is where we start getting on it this is it like we got rid of all the nonsense now it's time to that was a pic of me walking down the aisle dapping you up that's a good pic damn I might have to do a two part gram series for this bro I was gonna put it in my um I was gonna put it in the main grid post we did but it didn't make it there what's up with that Sabina was like it needs to be about us oh Sabina you're killing I could have got followers you know you can't just have like the main picture you first slide first slide yeah first slide ridiculous that would have gone that would have been a funny bit yeah first wedding poster goes on it's just me kind of dapping up on the house I mean it's just a side character in the whole thing it's actually really entertaining going through everyone's poster it's a bit of a blur I kind of felt like no photos really happened and I was like oh pretty sick no photos like honestly we were just living in the moment love that yeah your um both of your collab post on it I've seen crazy numbers got run up on that post yeah we didn't have that picture so we had to go to a photographer like oh can we get some more because we've not got the right main feed one felt like we were being proper beaver no but the other pictures were a bit too not us like it was my posing they were making me like look into her eyes everybody was like you should use that one this ain't my shit this isn't what I do like directing this in a way that's not me that is what you do though you like every time you had a couple of beds you kind of put your head on my shoulder and like nustle up to you that's different when it's a road.

28:22Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear it. My favorite picture from it is the rain one though where you're running in from the rain. I was there like, that's a sick pic actually. We've got some cool shots actually in the rain that we're probably gonna play today maybe. We'll see.

28:36Cal:Yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah. The rain thing was sick. Yeah. Have you seen Theo's picture? Yeah, with the red sky. Frozen upside down. It's insane. Oh, I haven't seen that. Not even edited either. I don't think I follow him. No, honestly, it's actually a crazy photo because he showed me it straight after it got taken no editing look at that yeah oh yeah Fizz one of the best picks man I'm going to go that winds me up when he gets a banger like that though yeah you don't deserve it I hate to see Theo win it yeah damn your trim looks kind of weird in that one I don't know why only your face a mother could love so we get to the Apertivo section yeah and this is where the bevs start rolling in We're not really at it.

29:21At Pativa, that's the pre-dinner party. Oh, yeah.

29:24Cal:That's where we're getting the pictures and the videos. Oh, yeah. So you see when you're going and getting all the photos, is it really long or is it quite enjoyable? Ours was quite short. I feel like we cut it short. I think it was long. We just didn't realize. It was long. We didn't see you guys for at least an hour and a half. That's how long it was. I would say it was like an hour. I thought it was long. Sorry, that was blurry. I feel like when you came back, I was a different guy. Yeah. Yeah. That's true, actually. A lot's changed since she's been gone. She's going fucked. We wanted to get the pictures out of the way, but then literally after that point, I'm really sad because we didn't really get any family photos or friend photos or like Bruceman shots of bridesmaids.

30:03But then I'm also like, we were just enjoying ourselves after we were out of the way. Now we got flicked up with your dad as well. Yeah, that's such a good picture as well. How cute is he? Yeah, he was class. Got a lot of aura. Yeah, he has. Oh my gosh, if you hear his stories, you should get him on the pod. Comeback, right? And then the one and a half hours goes by, starts like kind of trickling down with a bit of rain. And I'm there like, oh, maybe we'll do the, maybe the dinner will be inside. And then next thing you know, three hours of just boozing. People are starting to go like, right, where's it?

30:35Because we haven't eaten since breakfast. Yeah.

30:38Cal:Well, you had appetito food, right? But it's only, what was it? No, it's like, it's like little, I didn't even know, was it, was there? I had that one. It was meant to be like making food. Did they do a cooking show? Did they do a cooking show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they did? No, they did have somebody there, but it was so rapid, and after an hour, all the food was gone because everyone was like, I backed a whole tube of original Pringles in the groomsman room. It's getting stuck in. I had mad supplies up there, Sambuca. Yeah, because people were queuing at the bar. I was like, bro, we've got so many Bev's upstairs.

31:07Just fucking go nuts on my ones. Nah, that's smart play. But the, yeah, it kept going, and everyone just got so waved during that three-hour stint because the delays of the weather. Yeah. were you guys stressed you guys must have been stressed then that would have been stressed

31:21Cal:I didn't really give it thought I was worried for everyone else I was just like oh people want to eat and I want to eat too yeah but they were like look we could spend three hours changing the where the dinner is or we'd wait like two hours I was like wait yeah because it was already set up and it looked so sick yeah and the original garden if we had it in there it would have been fine but it's just the floor would have been muddy yeah so it just wouldn't have been vibe so the second outside garden and was like rocked so it was fine. Yeah. And then they had all the weather radars up. Like, whole team like checking it like we're good to go, we're good to go.

31:54Cal:It was pretty like big operation. Yeah. There's like 40 people working on the thing on the day. I didn't even realise 42 people. like gears. Radio sets. It was pretty impressive to see them all operating like that. We had a good wedding planner though, Valentina. Oh my God. Shout out Valentina. Shout out. LaMurie wedding planning. Yes. LaMurie, yeah. I think so. LaMurie wedding planning in Sicily if you plan to get married. Pretty problem. she is number one I have to plug her like she is unreal yeah I feel like that makes such a big difference though right yeah because if you there are so many horror stories about wedding planners and there are actually quite a few about in Sicily because they just the work ethic is different and like stuff like that and like they just reply times are different so we were like oh like we've seen stories about how like they can go days weeks without getting a reply stuff like that I'm like what the fuck I couldn't be doing that yeah he was chasing us she honestly was so Well, everybody's chasing after Chip.

32:48Cal:Well, my time is valuable, you know. I hear that. Did you guys give them like really strict instructions about like me not liking tomato, by the way? Because every time they come over, she just went, no tomato. I put it on the lid. And then that gave me green. She went like, no tomato. And I was like, all right. Don't embarrass me from the lid. I think I put it as one of your allergies. Yeah, it would have been down as it. Oh, sick. Binge had a good allergy. What was that? To a good time? Allergic to small portions. Was that actually what you put? I believe it. Sabina goes, wait, is he? No, I'm fucking alligous.

33:21Cal:And of course, Sabina, he's saying that he just eats a lot. The steak banged the... Oh, the food was actually very good. The risotto went off. It was, as catering did a good job. Which I was worried about, because you know how you get a steak in, like, different countries? Like, it's a bit different over there, like, compared to, like, an English arm. Yeah. Well, that's nice. Because I even thought, like, if you're doing, like, 100 steaks or whatever it is, 70 steaks, like, it's hard to quality control. 76 all coming out at the same time but it was actually really nice and then also they managed to pull off because we made them do it so differently because they do it really differently in Sicily like the way that they eat it's like many many courses of food and we were like oh most people come in are English and we're just we need a starter a main and then dessert and they were like oh that's weird but we can do it the ravioli was it ravioli no was it a tortellini wasn't it tortellini with like a burrata burrata inside yeah yeah yeah at the beginning I had that but it was green Mine was like Yeah it was actually good Yeah That was good And then yeah Did you have the steaks Yeah Can we talk about the speeches Oh let's talk about the speeches So can I just say Let's talk about AB and the speeches No no Did you do a speech No He kind of did Yeah he made it his own No I was going to talk about What you did in your speech Oh okay fine Yeah So Cal had the idea Because Chip's FPL forfeit last season was to do stand-up comedy in a club and the boys all have to write the jokes for him.

34:53Cal had the idea, fuck it, let's do it at the best man speech. Oh, I was so stressed about that. So you boys wrote loads of jokes. I added one in the car on the way there, which was like, Angry Ginger's here tonight, king of the jungle. The whole point was they're not even like risky jokes, they're just utter air balls. Anyway, it started to get around the function that this was going to happen. I have like live flow. Like everyone's coming up to me like, Alfie, you can't do this. Like it's Sabina's big dick. Like it can't be about FPL. I was like, trust me, it's calm. I'm hearing about this and I'm then second guessing my shit.

35:31And they're like, am I actually fucking? Yeah. I'm trying to explain to them that it's not like, they're not offensive jokes. They're not, but they're just shit jokes. Yeah. Yeah. And I was there like, nah, like trust me. And I gave them one of the jokes. I give them the raw jokes and they were like okay I'm just still not sure if it's the right thing and I was there like oh mate if I fuck this speech up

35:51Cal:everyone was waved enough that it didn't really matter also we're not we're not the type to care nah I know I know but I also you don't want to be the one guy that fucks the speeches that wouldn't fuck this it went down really well it went down really well it was really funny and you came around after oh do you remember you came around after he was like grinning so cute and you were like was the speech good and I was like it was amazing nah cause I was I'm stressed about Sabina because I was like, I've just had your husband come up and do an FPL forfeit during your wedding. Is that sweet? I needed to buy it.

36:22Straight beeline to Sabina. Smile. Yeah, yeah. What? Is that all right? Yeah, we're happy with that. I loved it, Colin. All right, I'm on the verbs. Do you know what? He needs to go up there and have his moment because I did a little impromptu, impromptu?

36:33Cal:Yeah. Oh, I did. Did a little bit of improv up there, didn't I, fellas? The Theo. No, you go up and you go, I can't believe I'm doing this. Anyway, Theo's a bald. That wasn't how I happened. No, you didn't say that. Yes, you did. He did not call the sea ball. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I was stood next to you. I remember every word of what you said. Nah. You looked at the front and you went, Theo's a bald. I didn't. Like that? That's how I did it. I went up there and I said, what do you call? What do you call bald person that nobody likes? Yeah, it was that. No, you dropped the sea ball. There's no way you dropped the sea ball.

37:08I swear to God, I'm stood next to him. And I thought that is insane to drop the sea ball. Here we go then, Wallahi. And that was my last one. He didn't say C. Oh, I just used his last Wallahi, bro. You're done. Well, you only had one left? Yeah, and I've used it on this. All right, fine. Fucking hell. Yeah, don't use that word, really. Bro, you were hammered there and you kept going off the script of the thing. Improved, bro. By the way, Harry was just fully topless all of them. I kind of go to that. What's this about? He's like, what do you mean?

37:35Cal:By the way, can we read out? Have you got the jokes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think to the delivery? I think I did a good job with the house shit. Considering you'd never seen them before, they were good. What did you think to the jokes? I was reading them live. Yeah, the jokes are funny and the delivery was good. I think it's all about the delivery as well. I added in the, yeah, also the DNA test when it was like and 20 % the freakiest guy you know. That went off way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good one. The word freakiest is in there. Yeah. All right, let me skip to the bit.

38:04Okay, so we had the jokes with Chip. The first one was actually my favorite one. Credit to Harry for this one. Sabina has recently been begging me to buy a home that we can renovate. New floors, new cupboards and even do the woodwork herself. Didn't realize I was marrying Sabina Carpenter. Oh, brilliant. You just imagine Harry's delivery when you read it. Yeah. Oh, this is bringing back memories. That was good. That was a good one, wasn't it? Well, yes, we obviously had, we've got the king of the jungle here. Roar. I really nailed the roar as well.

38:37Cal:It was like a roar. Oh, this one's such an air ball. Can't believe we've actually made it here because I was told Sabina was giving me the boot. I didn't realize she meant Italy. Do you guys get it? Because obviously Italy is shaped like a boot and I thought Sabina was going to sack me off. So that's why I've made the connection. Fair explanation. Full explanation was brilliant. Who did that one? I can't remember that one. Oh, this one was Reeve. again mega airball when sabina told me that she decided that our perfect wedding venue was in sicily i said sicily that's a bit silly yeah not even saying so silly as well just like and it's just so good um yeah i'm so glad to have got my fpl 4.5 i know i kind of got away with it a little bit but at the same time i didn't want to go up there so no that was that was really good time to do it And also it is one of those where like you've done it.

39:37Okay. It's not the most outrageous thing ever, but at the same time you have just done an FPL forfeit at the biggest day of your life at your wedding. That has to count.

39:46Cal:It's got to count for something. A lot of the boys are like, you're not going to get everybody in this venue at the same time. It's just not, it was never going to happen. Yeah. It was ideal. What was it? What about you? What was your favorite moment from the, from the speeches? I like when the three boys went up. I thought you, Nadine did an amazing speech as well. Yeah, she just like went from the heart as well. Was she just riffing? Yeah, she wrote them down, but she weren't even looking at them. Yeah. I saw that. I saw stepping back, like trying to show dominance against the plinth. I was like, fucking hell, go on.

40:17Yeah.

40:17Cal:Like you can remember sentences and stuff. That's good. Yeah, that was really good. That is actually good though. You were trolling me. That'd be good. I could not be doing that. My other sister Kat also did an amazing speech. And then Jodie and Adele, they did a really cute speech. They got kind of stitched up. They had to do theirs. Do you think? Because theirs was first. Yeah, but they had to do theirs in the Apertivo because of the delay. Yeah. They were there like, right, well, we'll do a speech here to save some time. Yeah, and to just make it a little bit different because it had just been going on waiting for this dinner.

40:45And that was when I just figured out the Like a Boss bit. Oh, that was, oh, it was tough. So should we talk about AB's bit?

40:51Cal:Yeah, one of the best bits of the night. Wasn't planned. Just kind of came to the dome. I didn't know he posted this, by the way. I don't even want to watch it. It makes me feel, I want to punch myself up. No, the table behind me did not fuck with it. So who is the table behind you? I don't know. Yeah. So during all the speeches, AB decided to recreate a Impractical Jokers meme where you go like a boss in the middle of everyone's speeches at the worst times possible. Yeah, but the thing is at the beginning wasn't that funny, but then it was kind of like a half time. People like, was I using like a boss?

41:27I was like, yeah, it was. And then I could do it again. I was like, I might, you'll see. But the best thing was because it was such an air ball it then became really funny. Yeah. So it was kind of just I'm not gonna lie it was mainly Bath just being like keep doing it keep doing it just even Liv was like go go

41:45Cal:I'm on it. When I started clocking on I was like wait this is this is going off and I'm seeing like people like making eye contact I'm like why am I not involved? Yeah no it went off but it didn't. I don't know. There was a couple tables of people I didn't know who were just kind of like what the fuck is this guy on? I was like chill look at the seat on the brimstone I'm allowed. Yeah yeah yeah You got the pass. Nah, we had someone drop a 6-7 joke. That went on. Oh, Meg. 6-7 joke. She was at my table as well. Meg is so iconic. That for me was the best moment in all the speeches. I know the 6-7 meme is so dead, but the way she delivered it instantly, the place erupted.

42:21It did. Everyone got on their feet and started applauding her for the 6-7 meme. I've never seen a receptionist.

42:28Cal:What prompted it again? I thought my table, I thought I was doing that. yo what prompted it again so Arthur said he's got like 67 groomsmen and then literally Meg goes 6-7 like that and everyone recoiled and then just stood up and applauded because Arthur was already Arthur already did the 6-7 joke I was like no you don't you have to do it but Meg just like she took over that shit I think if you were to build a human for weddings it would be Meg and Reeve yeah both of them she was match made in heaven oh my god Meg was fucking terrifying at the pool party. Jesus. That video. No, so, right. He's on a tear up, man.

43:07I was genuinely in that pool for probably seven hours straight. I was in all day doing cannonball, just floating around, being really childish and shit. And then finally it was like, all right, I'm going to go back to my room, get changed, get dry, wind down. Immediately, everyone in the pool. Meg's like, AB, Cal Freezy, get in. We can just ignore that. I'm chilling. I'm a bit dry over today. I've just took off my trunks. And then she just comes over and starts just fucking like tackling us to the ground, like pulling off your shirt. And then I end up in the pool. Yeah. Did you? But I had to negotiate it.

43:39I said, look, if you stop attacking me, I'll just go put my shorts on and I'll get in the pool. But it was quite... I wasn't itching to get in the pool. Yeah, I didn't want to get in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

43:49Cal:Even the pool party was turning to like a piss off. It was, right? But then, oh, what were those drinks? I was drinking loads of them and I wasn't flinching. Hugo Spritz. Hugo Spritz. I wasn't flinching at him. So I was like, you know what? I've done two hours of beving here and I'm actually dead sober. I'm just going to pack it in. So I just floated about in the corner. That means it wasn't strong enough. Yeah. Oh, you're like, oh, for fuck's sake. I think I was just immune. I think I was just immune from the night before. Yeah, I feel bad when demons. At the party of the actual wedding, after the dinner, it was sick.

44:24Cal:By the way, boys, remember walking in when we walked in through the castle door? and it was like ethereal it was like tomorrowland yeah it was it was they were playing that too like

44:38i was with like harry and joel and that and i was like oh i'm gonna go in there see what's happening and i ran back and i was like boys you're not gonna want to miss it and they're like now in a second i was like nah now we went in and they're all like fuck vicar actually went off as well by the way it was so good let me just say that was the most fucked i've seen a lot of people yeah oh my god harry was on people's shoulders we can't put our video in can we uh we'll get approval if we can uh we'll put it up now but he is on people's shoulders like diving off people's shoulders head first into other people almost trying to crowd surf yeah no whatever he was trying to do there he's first person to ever try it i think i was on people's shoulders from like 11 p.m till like the party stopped.

45:26Yeah. I just kept saying put me on your shoulders. It was so fun. It was actually so sick. I got stranded at the venue as well. Oh yeah. You had to stay over. I was like oh is this you guys got the van going to my hotel. Come on let's go. I walk in everyone's like no no room and the door just closed and they drive off and I'm just on the side. 3am. Yeah. I'm on the side of the road like oh I'll get the next one. There was no next one. Oh what. Yeah loads of people got stranded. People didn't get back till 6, 6.30. Yeah. So then I was like, oh, guys. I don't know what happened. I was like, because there was a bunch of other fucking stragglers on the side of the road.

46:01And I was like, guys, I'm just going to go grab a phone charge. I'll be right back. And I just slept in the bridesmaid area and just fucking chilled out. Yeah. It was amazing. You know what he's like? Any opportunity to be around the bridesmaids. Bridesmaids room. I just wanted a free breakfast.

46:14Cal:Yeah, I remember waking up and just being like, what are you doing here? Yeah, I was just at the table with his sister just having a full breakfast in the morning, bro. Oh yeah, because I didn't know we had that. We had a chef cooking us up breakfast and stuff. It was brilliant. Yeah. Prushing my teeth. Greg stayed over. It was fucking class. That is, yeah, that was sick. And then, yeah, you guys had Vic jump on the decks. You know what was actually sick? Is you had a lot of Arabic tunes going off and they were the best tunes. Yeah. Everyone says that. The tunes. Oh my God. Yeah, they are so good.

46:46What do you call them? What do you call the sash? I don't know. No, like the belly dancing scar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like the metal things. No, with the tassels on them.

46:54Cal:There's a video as well as everybody using Theo's head as like a drum. We need to play this. We don't need approval. No, that one can run for sure. Somewhere in the group chat. No, it's on the VHS, isn't it? Yeah, but somebody's got it in the group. His head was red raw for days. I need to send the tapes away because basically we've got a couple of, well, we've got a lot of friends that work in film and they just kind of took over the camcorder. I have a camcorder that films directly to tape and they took over it and just used it the whole night and they were just getting it it was unreal I was like boys you know you are here for the wedding like nah if there's a camera I'm taking it yeah it was like nature took over they just like bro they'd taken a light they'd taken a dishcloth from the fucking dinner tables they wrapped it around the light as a diffuser used a rubber band yeah it was sick I think I saw footage of Yoyan walking around yeah Yoyan was putting in a shift Yoyan was Charlie it was and Bailey putting in a good shift as well yeah yeah and they all we're just taking it in turns it was just it was class I've got a lead upstairs if you want to plug it into your laptop from your VHS I don't know what's it called I've got my VHS upstairs and it's got I'll give it to you upstairs oh thank you so you can you guys can watch that tonight it's not why it's hard to get I think I ordered mine on Amazon a while ago we used it for 165 like a couple years ago oh this is perfect and I can easily transfer it hopefully that's what we need I just screen record on OBS yeah we just got we've got two three hours worth of footage from across this is going to be better than those tomorrow land after movies i swear to god yeah it's going to be actually oh have you got anything on your wrist today mate i was gonna wear it but i was like no oh you we're good we gotta bring ourselves up yeah yourselves up boys got me again i mean the viewers have seen you ask for a watch for your wedding for so many let's just talk about that for a minute yeah never happened we're a few days Why did you didn't have to get one?

48:48No, no, we did because you were such a jaybag about the whole thing. Oh, no stag. You were like, by the way,

48:52Cal:my suit is fit for a watch. I'd forgotten about all that. Yeah, it was fit for my psycho, bro. Nah. Psycho? Psycho. Fucking entry level shit. I wore it to the welcome party. It wound me up so much. And I was there like, I hate the fact that I've bought him the watch that he's banged on about. Because I completely, like it had gone from my mind. Yeah, but it looks sick though. I got, I literally got a day before flew out as a last minute job. Me and Cal went halves on a little Cartier Santos. I actually, like, a few days later was a bit annoyed because I was like, oh, now I've got to do the same.

49:23Yeah, yeah. And you know I like my shit expensive. And I know his collections were on the hot show. I like my shit hella expensive.

49:28Cal:He ain't going to be happy with, like... I'm thinking 90 to 150 is the range you're looking at. Now we're going to have to buy an RM, bro. Yeah. And buy my wedding. Think about the fucking... Oh, my God. You guys are like... Oh, my God. We're talking cars by my wedding. No, we actually will be. Get you out that little fucking oh no you've not got the vape it's you the what? the vape oh it's me I've got the vape yeah you have a vape on wheels and then so yeah thank you for the watch did you like it? no it was by the way it was genuinely a perfect watch it is a perfect watch very him and he was perfect size I couldn't believe you got it so bang on I was like this I don't think they could be better because you got one that was adjustable so I could wear it then and then there and then and it just it fit the vibe perfectly I was always going to get leather strap no matter what and then I looked at the tank and it was like so tiny and I was like I don't know that's just gonna be mad anticlimactic giving him this and then I was like what's the answer she got and then it white face little gold ring it's perfect what did you think Sabina?

50:28I thought it was perfect it's very it's very Josh's style and then also when we were chilling in the hotel room before he was like oh I really wish I got a watch with my suit and I was thinking like oh can you not just like ask how AB took I didn't know you guys were bringing one for him but I was like can you not just ask like borrow one so you can have it on the wedding day he was like no I'm not flexing like that no but what was funny was only a few days before yeah we were at the pub me and chip after a meeting and chip went yeah man I almost bought a Cartier a tank was it tank or santo something like it was a tank it was a tank and you said tank and I messaged AB because we'd been talking about it I was like bro he's just said he was gonna he sacked it off because he just didn't want to spend he said the wedding's already costing him peas and then I was there like go to the shop now and cop it this is the green light yeah good so yeah it was good but you got you got sabina a a wedding gift oh yeah i got you yeah guys i finally got my chanel

51:29Cal:i got my chanel it was one you wanted as well so i was gonna buy that one myself and i sent him the link and he was like no don't you dare buy it i need to buy your first chanel and i was like yeah but josh just buy this one like it's fine i just want one and he was like no if you dare do it i'm not going to talk to you and i was like why like why can't i buy it he was like you need to be responsible of your money we're paying for this wedding i was like fine and then yeah on the wedding day everyone's like josh has got a surprise for you go into the room went into the room saw my chanel sitting there did you cry no i was really happy he doesn't love me that's uh yeah did you get him something as well i did that's lovely i got you want to say what i got yours Yours was quite awesome.

52:10Cal:Oh yeah, I saw this. Pretty sick. It was, she took my granddad's cardigan and had it, I don't know what the word is, but essentially workshopped into a teddy bear. Oh, that's class. But it's really well done. Yeah, it's a very good, it's really well crafted. I should have brought it. It smells of granddad grub. Exactly, grub. I know his name's not grub. His name's Wolf. Oh wait, so is Wolf, is Xbox the one that you had to suck off of the SD card? No, that is not. That's a whole different story. Even I know that from back in the day, bro. Oh, that's it. I'm mixing up the stories. My bad. My uncle, that's my imaginary uncle because my real uncle brought that up.

52:49Cal:He's like, what's this about? Maybe we can't tell the pod. I was like, bro, it's a bit. It's a fucking bit. I'm sorry, bro. Yeah, you know what? It's actually awful when real life catches up with you. I had to point. I was like, I'm sorry, mate. I just, it's just a funny bit. At the wedding, you know, because obviously it's the first time I met your mom as well. I've gone up. I was mad nervous because we said some fuck shit on this pod. I just apologized. And I said, I said, just so you know, like, obviously we're all just joking on the pod. She's like, don't worry. I get it. Everyone's making their money.

53:16And I'm just saying, let's go. Yeah. She was class. She's bad as hell as well. For sure, bro. Nah, for real. You weren't lying though. You were actually being for real. Yeah. Yeah. I can now say I couldn't handle. Let me tell you.

53:33Cal:My brother we're talking about. Oh, Yo, this is the right time to do this, I think. Yeah, probably, yeah. Yeah, we didn't forget about it. Just a little gift in the bag. You all right, bro? It's not a blue goo, is it? Aww. Oh, my God. Is that this? Please don't put it in the face. Congratulations. Thank you. You're holding it like you're going to fucking pie. Oh, my God. It says, congrats, Chip and Sabina in brackets. Door. Oh, my God. The two Lego characters. That's actually better than your guys' cake. That's actually sick. I wouldn't go that far. Stop holding it like that. Nah, yeah. Do you want to take it, bro?

54:14I'm actually nervous. I'm actually getting the ends of it. Oh, that's so nice. Wait, can I get a picture of it?

54:20Cal:We need to probably get a picture of it. Yeah, put it here for now. We'll get one at the end. Okay. Here. Oh, my Wi-Fi's been delivered. Sorry. That's fucking huge for me. How does Wi-Fi? That's so nice. Thank you, guys. My router. Yeah, thank you very much. That's really thoughtful. Who's that from? She's talking to us. Is it from the... No one cares about your fucking root. I've got to install it myself. What? I was like, does it wipe out? No way. No. Is that not man? No. Is it installing the Wi-Fi myself? No. You're not installing the Wi-Fi. Bro, you're not installing the Wi-Fi. You're plugging a router in.

54:53Bro, what am I? Isaac Newton. Fucking hell, man. Sabina, we're live on air. Lock it. Right, Sabina, what I want to know from you. top three things of the wedding and worst three things of the wedding. Okay. From both of you guys can combine on this. Wait, are we doing the truth and lies? Oh, we got a lot of time. This is a big pod. This is a special. Three hours minimum. Yeah. Okay. Top three things of the wedding. All right. I would say, obviously, the top marrying Josh, like walking down the aisle and seeing him and then seeing him cry.

55:29Cal:Interstellar. So number one, interstellar. Yeah. and marrying you I would say yes okay number one Interstellar the boring shit my number two my number one nothing boring about Interstellar on the harp mate on the harp number two okay number two I would say like sharing the moments again it's like so cliche but like honestly just like like my sister's got emotional my mum my dad cried he never cries I've only ever seen him cry twice in his life and that was the second time oh the first look yeah doing the first look with my dad oh that's sweet so is that number two would you say yeah I would say that's number two yeah and then just the party with everyone yeah oh it's just unreal I want to do it again just like watching the clips again I'm like oh miss it would you agree with those three yeah yeah yeah I agree yeah and in bottom three three things that you maybe would have changed or that you would say like oh yeah we'll mess it with that yeah well I mean technically looking back I think the day was perfect I'm so happy of how everything went but I would say top three things I would say the weather but you can't really control that valid but I do feel like it added I don't think it was but yeah it added to it it was just the delay right just the delay and a bit of rain for the pictures uncertainty yeah and just running through the rain was cool as well on the wedding day that was cool yeah God you go you sitting on the lap on my lap and breaking the button off my blazer oh yeah oh shit that was a premium suit as well yeah did you kick off or did you hold it in I held it in but inside internally I was like scrap this all I hear that he wasn't happy it was the only button it was the top button the main button oh that is yeah you don't mind the bottom one going but that top one not ideal sorry yeah so I gotta go back to SR what else I think just don't didn't you bro you don't say it out loud bro no I was figuring out that's a private wealth thing Watching me figure it out.

57:31Bro's like, what does that mean? What does that mean? Just being rushed in the morning for me. That was really good. Oh, yeah, because you said you never got the time. That would have been nice to get a bit more time, yeah. Exactly. Just a bit more time in the morning. Yeah, so you could enjoy it and take it in a bit more. Yeah. It was a bit of a run. You know what?

57:44Cal:If that's your bottom three things, then that's pretty solid. That's what I mean. It was the best day ever. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. I think it is hard to have a bad time at wedding. You know, like, as long as, like, the main things happen. You just gotta be like, fuck it, man. This is it. What do sober people like about weddings? Ooh, that's a good point. Because I'm just thinking like, that's integral to the wedding. Yeah. I did one last year. It was not that fun. Did a sober wedding. Is it a forfeit? Yeah. I did a whole year sober. Oh, fuck. I did a sober wedding. It was just not as fun. Yeah.

58:22A drunk wedding this year. It feels like the one time where it's just like, family that you never see, get drunk, get drunk, and it's like, whoa. Yeah. I also think if you're used to being sober like your whole life, then you don't really know any different. So you kind of go off of other people's vibe. I just can't imagine talking to a circle of really drunk people while I'm sober and not wanting to chin them all. You know what I mean? I actually couldn't. Yeah. Fuck up the whole vibe. I must be so annoyed. Who are the top five most battered at the wedding? You're in there for sure, bro. I'd put you in there.

58:52I'll give you like... Two or three? Three. Okay. AB in at three. Should we go Harry one? Harry's gotta be one Was Harry one? I don't know I mean that video Yeah but he wasn't like I don't think he's one Who's ahead though? Off the top of my head Did you see the video of you at the end of the night being force fed crisps? Oh my god At the afters

59:15Cal:I think that I'm not sure that counts I don't think it counts Because that's too far That's too far That's 5am Yeah it's the next day Wedding ended at 4 I extended it by an hour on the spot without asking the price Oh did it actually end at 4? Oh wait, do they charge you loads of pizza? Everybody's got to stay. Security, bartenders, castle people. How much did it cost to extend it? I don't know. I told her, don't tell me. Send Matt the invoice. Do we know? Technically. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, fine. We'll leave it there. Sounds expensive. I'm guessing the dragon's in the mix, but I don't know.

59:51Cal:Dragon's always in the mix, mate. Yeah. Oh, the picture of Reeve wearing Sabina's extension. That's insane. that's a fucking terrifying image it's hard to say because I remember Harry being the most but that's only because he always takes his shirt off and gets crazy and he's loving life I tell you who's actually that Bodum was in with a shout you know I don't know if you lost top five I think you could put Bodum four potentially the villain yeah there we go I would say I was pretty you were quite you were up there towards the end you were cutting about in some circles I actually do think you are in the top five because I've seen some videos of like you and your face just goes no because what I mean is my eyes your eyes are like got one eye on the moon one eye on Vic it was when I was on someone's shoulders and I just collapsed oh yeah no Sabina's yeah let's whack Sabina in there you might be two I think Sabina might be two you know I think you could be two Sabina you're doing emotes I've never seen anyone do ever you got them things you get when you buy a Samsung Galaxy phone.

1:00:58Cal:What the fuck? Free brand deal. What? Yeah, free phone. No, let's give it a phone. Special amount. Number five. Who else is going to... Well, you got either Dragon, I think, at five. Yeah, I'm happy with Dragon. I would say my friends from home as well. They were... Oh, really? Finished. Yeah. But the thing is, a lot of people, there's a lot of people in contention for this top five because people were fucked up. There wasn't a sober soul on that dance floor. It wasn't like... Yayan was fucking hammered. Yeah. Still working there, so you can't put him in the top five. too functional yeah but he's a functional alcoholic mate he's been doing this he actually gets better at his job 10 that's a solid top 5 it's a good top 5 yeah right it's a great top 5 great top 5 impressive I tell you who else was in good form Ginge was actually drinking way more than I've ever seen him drinking he was doing shots with me yeah I know I've never seen him do shots I didn't see him drink at all he didn't drink at all like the come down this is what happens when you do YouTube for long enough wrong yeah eventually you're like fuck this I need a vice Yeah, he never used to drink.

1:01:56Cal:We'd all be doing shots. He's like, I'll have a Coca-Cola, me, mate. Completely fair. Unfortunately, that's not good. The tunes got him going, though. He was fucking moving. Yeah, Vic was actually so good. He knew the vibe. He messaged us a week out and was like, I need five artists. He kept chasing me for it, and I was like, fuck. I don't even like five artists, bro, but Sabina sorted it. Yeah. And he just, yeah, he mixed them all into his set. Yeah, I don't want to sound surprised because I know he's obviously sick and he's a huge DJ, but I don't listen to like his kind of genre yeah music but that actually just went off like the whole time I was like is no one else hearing this he's versatile I've just got loads of videos on my phone of just me at the back like bro no but like he genuinely had like those the classics in there with like the current part he had a couple fucking dirty ones like it was getting I was actually like you're like a fucking bird bro yeah I was trying out a new face he was um yeah Yeah, you could, he set the levels.

1:02:54Cal:I remember introing him and getting on the mic and just being like, fuck Arsenal. For no reason. I don't remember that. Not me. I was like, fuck Arsenal. Anyway, thanks, dude. He's got a few words. He was chatting, what? I said, Michael, I'll do it. Let's make some noise. He's got a good DJ voice now, doesn't he? He does. He's locked in on the DJ voice. He's figured it out. That's it. Yeah. That was fucking generational. Then, yeah, obviously we had the pool party, which is always a weird one because I feel like people are rocking up, hungover, but then after a few hours, everyone sort of like concedes and they're like, I guess we're getting fucked up again.

1:03:36It turned into a whole nother party. You had an afters after the pool, I swear. I saw videos from it. I was tucked up in bed.

1:03:43Cal:I thought it was going to be a chill one because I've been to them before after weddings and people just kind of like chill out a little bit and relax. But then again, I thought, oh, the people go into this. yeah and sabina you were fucked at that full pipe i was yeah i was and the and the pool itself there's a sick maze like mad deep people in the pool at one point and we were on the whirlpool we got everyone in a massive whirlpool we might be the we might be the best group for a pool party in the world no we don't think people can show who else at a wedding is getting like friends and family to do just no i've never seen it start a full whirlpool to the point where people you You can't get out of it once you're in it.

1:04:24You can't because you get swept under. There's a part I just went into a ball like that and I was like a poo just getting flushed.

1:04:30Cal:Live guy's having a fucking panic attack on the side, but he's actually not because it's just some feather in it. No, he was tweaking out though because we were throwing Arthur into the fucking out of the stratosphere. Oh, really? Arthur would be on a rubber ring and we'd all go under and launch him. I've seen the pig. That was one where me and Harry just did it on a quick one and he just nearly brained himself on the side of the pool. so that was that would have been a horror ending you cut your foot at the party do you remember that oh yeah at the wedding yeah at the wedding yeah I got glass in my foot it's probably my fault probably no but I didn't even realise until I was like oh my foot because I took my shoes off for literally one second and that's when I got the glass in and I didn't realise until my foot started like feeling really hot and like wet I looked down and there was so much blood dripping and then everyone was like oh my god it's a video because everyone was drunk as well so it's like big panic your mum blessed and obviously I'm the groom so I felt like I had to be there I was like no could you imagine that if you just couldn't walk you'd ruin your own wedding off the rip because it was early at the party as well it was but I just put my shoes back on after I was like fuck it I'm gonna still wear my heels and dance it was so good how you put in a shift yeah it was yeah you defo put in a shift elite shift yeah but yeah then after that pool party everyone was mad stressed about getting their flights back because fucking jay baguette and I decided yeah we were actually meant to do this pod from the pool party as well weren't it yeah this pod was supposed to be at the yeah unfortunately his flight got cancelled because of that no i can't tell you how happy i was volcano that we weren't doing the pod though really i was just so hungover i was ready to go i was ready i didn't find out in the morning like about to do a wedding party and i was like bro i don't drink like yeah but i thought it was happening until the morning and then i saw messages on slack i think and I was there like I didn't know until the morning I was like fucking Ali's gonna be everyone was just panicking in the group like flight to fuck you're all stuck here everyone booking new hotels what the fuck I don't even know what Etna is it's because one of the last times it happened it was a bit worse and everyone got stuck in like Sicily for time so we were prepping for that eventually like people were looking at big Airbnbs for a little week holiday I was getting proper into it he's like I'm off till Monday actually this is right yeah that's extent I was like you know what we were with Joel at the airport and he was like oh, I'm flying to Rome now.

1:06:44I have to fucking do a whole thing. I booked a backup one where I'll drive three hours and fly to Copenhagen, transfer Copenhagen, get London. I booked that back up. There was loads of like weird, people got ferries from Sicily to Malta, then fly home from Malta. It was actually mad. Yeah. Oh my God, that fucking screenshot of the group chat with Joel and Window Kid. So obviously, right? Obviously, JMX and Window Kid never crossed paths. don't know who each other are at all um at the welcome party we kind of make like i think randy just makes a joke because we sat at a table and he goes nah i've got a feeling this is a new group chat right here so he just makes a group chat of the table and then anyway i guess joel and window kid leave the function at the same time hop in the uber they know they're both going to the same gaff and in the group chat joel puts i'm in the car with the bloke with a golden tooth and craig sat next to him in the back and just put that's me bro i'm here literally sat next He didn't know he was in the group chat.

1:07:43He just didn't know who he was. But then at my function after, Joel was like, nah, I was joking. It was a bit. And Greg was like, nah, it wasn't. So funny. That's such a Joel thing to do. Wait, so this is Window Kid's thing. He's got you saved as AB Yo Family. That's fucked. And it kind of winds me up actually. We're too close to that. Window was great at the wedding, by the way. Same. top three people top three vibe setters he always is and by the way he fucking he's a serial wedding guy like he goes to people's weddings that he barely knows he just loves the wedding he was the newest friend at this wedding yeah and if like a fan dms him like come to our wedding he goes he loves weddings oh i love that you can tell though he was so up for it yeah my mom loved him yeah she really did yeah she really loved him yeah really loved him everyone he's got like a like an infectious charm about him where it's like a big bear you're trying to codlock to.

1:08:41Cal:It can pull anyone. I want to mention some potential yellow on the cards, but also at the same time, it's kind of funny. Joel wearing Air Force to a wedding. I know. Was he actually? Yeah, I got a video I can send of a full pan up of his fit. It's insane. But he said like day before, he was like, no, these are the only shoes I got. He was wearing the exact same fit that he was wearing when I left him in the airport from the stag. I'm like bro you've got so much money what are you doing it's like there was by the way there was some scruffs there like I was looking at like a lot of crease fits let's just get a steamer out name them nah callous what the fuck no I said to him though at the time I went oh what you're not going on at the gaff and he was there like bro he's had a shocker so I will let him off yeah and he was on a premium photography all my good photos from the wedding came from him so I owe him a lot the one you posted of you looking like a rocket that everyone's talking about yeah yeah yeah you've seen the viral they're saying I'm back that's just what they're saying if you catch him with the right light with the right film whoa bro don't bring me down like that this is you into the light because you can't be back no I must be back this is your well when we you have to be there to be back oh oh you're saying this is new levels you've arrived you've got to the function I finally arrived 31 years later.

1:10:07Everyone else has been, you've got me to have an exercise.

1:10:10Cal:Oh God, I was like, I'm getting mugged in my own wedding. That is funny. Oh, I'm getting mad at your wedding. I would do back to back weddings. That's why the welcome party was such a song for me. I was so hanging around. you flew in on a PJ show out of touch, by the way. Man, a carbon footprint, that's fucked, bro. Yeah. Alpha TV, Alpha TV spent, yeah, he asked me how many trees I planted. he spent the whole wedding planting trees, because of you. All right, cool. so we've got let's do two truths one lie yeah do we have that yeah I'm so shit there's two truths one lie is it you guys we've got two truths and a lie so you're not guessing and so we have to decide whether which one the lie is ultimately yeah I like this because Sabina you sound quite excited about this one Sabina I do that's why the thing is over spilling at some bit I feel like I know I feel like I know everything that them two have ever experienced we gotta figure this out I just fucking know everything Do you want me to read the first one?

1:11:04Cal:One of us got told that we were adopted at the wedding by our parents.

1:11:12No, don't bring that one up. No, don't bring that one up. That was too sensitive.

1:11:17Cal:That's not, I was just finding you up. That's not one of them. Fuck sake. Come on, what are we doing here? Which one's it? Why don't you like Sabina do it? How many did you write down? That one. Got a hundred truths, one lies. She scrolled up the list. Keep making our guitar this Bradford sticker as well. Yeah. Wait where's that Breaking me off Oh my god This is so crap That one's rubbish Is it meant to be Carl's thing Yeah yeah yeah Okay Okay Alright One of Sabina's friends Cried During Carl's speech Because it was She got so emotional That he seemed happy No one's crying During my speech I buy that I think it's I think surely bro Like seeing you With a smile on your face Is such a rare thing What the fuck I gotta get rid of this stigma, bro.

1:12:04This is doing my head in now.

1:12:06Cal:You're getting rid of it by watching the Marvel movies. All right. Oh, shit. They're lipsing up on the potty. Casting couch. Two cook chairs. Yeah, guys, keep going. I'm almost there. Oh, we've done it wrong. We've done someone's truth. That's fine. We can do that. I'll try and figure out the truth then. All right. Okay. Give me something. Our final wedding bill came back and we somehow spent£12 ,000 in one hour. Well, we know. So that's true. Because that was the extra hour. I believe it, but I don't think Sabina would want him to say that online. Maybe. Nah. I feel like she's like, nah, don't say the number, it's rude.

1:12:47Cal:Nah, she's a coin hunter, bro. She's a coin hunter. I've never heard that. That's an insane version of a gold digger. You are naughty. So naughty. Stop it, you. coin.

1:13:03New phrase. The satchel snatcher.

1:13:08No, I've really arrived. You know, this is fun.

1:13:16Cal:And the final one, um, they accidentally played the interstellar. Our song whilst we were getting ready. Sabina heard it for, I heard it and started crying. oh so did she think that got ruined for you yeah like you played the song while i was getting ready oh so you thought that chip might have heard it and ruined it oh wow i don't think they spent 12k in an hour at the wedding i think they i think that one's true what are you saying two lies one truth yeah one of them's true what was the first one i think it's the 12k one that's true extending a wedding thing for an hour fuck me that's a lot of money to extend for it No, but I feel like I heard...

1:13:59Don't ruin it, don't ruin it, don't ruin it, don't ruin it. I'm locking in. I think I've heard a number the day after that wasn't that much. Okay. I think the truth is the interstellar. Fuck, that's a good... What was the first one?

1:14:13Cal:The other one was about a friend crying during Carl's speech. Oh. I don't think it... It wasn't one of them speeches. I don't know, Reeve cries pretty easily. No, he said Sabina's friend. Oh. Yeah. They don't even know him like that. But your friends weren't even sat close to the speech. Yeah, but I had a microphone so everybody heard it. Way back. I wonder how you know that. He had his eyes on the BMs. The BMs? The BMs.

1:14:46I knew exactly where they were. They were on C34 table 12. No, but that was thrown off though because they weren't near that. Yeah, but it's a microphone. Yeah, but they can still hear. We had a microphone. All right, so how would you know that they cried? You know what? The truth is the interstellar, I think. I don't think she's crying. It says that she cried. I don't think she would ruin the makeup. She was stressed and she was already a lot going on and then that was a cherry on the cake and it broke the camel's back.

1:15:12Cal:It's good that you split. That means we've done a good job here. Yeah. Yeah, this is quite good, actually. I think the truth is that it was 12 Gs to extend for an hour because he looked mortified when he just said there recently. They come in and go like, oh the truth will say is that we dropped 12k if it did you guys are fucked no I think it is well they came on here to play no they just know what a good clip looks like I'm still going Interstellar I think that's true okay well I think okay well I'll say it's the 12k then alright well the truth is Interstellar fuck you you're so right I'm so overstimulated and they were doing a sound check and they played my song and that was the only song they played and I was like I got up and I was like why the fuck are they playing my Isle song and we didn't hear it by the way that's not what the song was going to be we had some fucking wobblers on across the road just fucking it was getting so D &B she thought we were listening like you've heard it now I need to change this song that was my only moment where I was like what's going on and I just let it all out and I cried yeah wow we were paying pin the tail on Theo's head it was getting fucked in the strand of hair on Theo's head Find the follicle.

1:16:24You lot need to chill out, bro. I've had enough. I love him. What? Can't just switch it like that. Nah, let's actually say some nice shit about Theo quickly. No, we've said it now. No, we have to be nicer. No, we have to be nice.

1:16:34Cal:Speaking me to Theo is technically being nice to him because it's just the way that our relationship with him works. Theo Baker is integral to... I couldn't live without him. Put it that way. Yeah. Life wouldn't be the same without him. You know what? Fair enough to... to Clevo for whacking the question in here. What happens to the immigrant role play now? Oh God. Oh yeah. That's a question for the audience. That's why we, that's why we, you just wrapped up this, wrapped up this chapter. Delayed the wedding. One last role play. For all time's sake. Nah, there's gotta be something. You got, what can the new one be?

1:17:12Cal:I don't know. We can at least like, have like a little prologue, you know, like divorce role play. I say, I say, custody battle ice agents haven't got like updated records still come in bang down the door Sabina get down on the floor now so you want me and AV to get involved with the officers what's going on it gets all mad it gets super freaky and then out of nowhere she goes boom and then pulls up the papers and it's like the ending to like a long running TV show I feel like this is How I Met Your Mother no I'm understanding the plot I just don't think it just don't know how that gets sexual at any point It's just a sitcom.

1:17:50Cal:There's a vision, you're just not seeing it. Okay. You wouldn't get it, bro. There was no problem to solve. There was nothing. It was more just like, I'm married now. Listen, you're not going to get... Now you're just acting. You're never going to get the immigrant role play unless you've been in it. That's true. What was your first... Oh, talk about the first dance. Oh, that should have been one of the bottom three things. They messed it up. You're so right. They played the wrong song. That was embarrassing. What happened? And it was a song... Basically, the song... Johnny Good. Go Johnny Good.

1:18:15Cal:The song we were doing was Earth Angel, which is kind of I don't know if it's from Bats of Future but it is in Bats of Future and it's like when you search it up on Spotify Bats of Future soundtrack comes up and it's there so they were using that and we just sent them that link because it's the exact version we liked and they played a different song from Bats of Future which is a great song it's like Johnny B. Good Go Johnny go go go that one you know it yeah and we were like oh they've just played it and it's gonna be we're all in the middle it's gonna be really awkward to stop this and I just went in there I was like and then I went 10 seconds in I went nah fuck this actually I paid for this like put the song on yeah I'm glad that you stopped it because I think I was so and I walked off I was like you did and I was there like oh shit it's gonna boot off and I could see that the wedding planner's face was like yeah I was ready to jump in they fixed it though like 10 seconds later and then we just started dancing yeah I hear that hated the first dance so what was the first dance song what was it called Earth Angel not embarrassed but I was really nervous no it's not in the 8th spots oh no I forgot who it is actually now you know what I like is all your songs and all the soundtracks it's all from like certain movies like that's the way you've done it it's not just like oh I like this tune it's cool isn't it yeah yeah we do like that you like what giving that on the vinyl as well that song our first dance song by my mum was it wedding gift or Christmas birthday yeah that was your birthday yeah and I was like this is our first dance song she's like what yeah love that yeah yeah how many times did Chip clock out in the ceremony that's a crazy question That's insane.

1:19:47I don't think you clocked out. Do you know what? I caught him clocking out so many times. He wouldn't make eye contact with me. He'd be like this. He'd be like...

1:19:58Cal:I know you're thinking about other shit, bro. I was just thinking like, have they, is everything where it's meant to be? That's fair. I'm right here. I was looking at your eyes for like a good portion of it, but like... Your eye contact is weak. I was trying to take in the all-solder ceremony though. Like... Do you not just think... This is my thing about the whole eye contact thing. I'm with Chip on this. A little bit of it, but then it just turns into a staring contest. No, I love it. I love how intense it gets. Nah. I like it to a point, but I'm not a... I feel like the eyes connect. It's intense.

1:20:33Windows to the soul, mate. Right?

1:20:36Cal:What? If there's a time to do it, it's probably that. Yeah. We did do it for a good bit, but Sabina's looking for a 10-minute staring contest, and I was like, can I just look to my left a little I was looking around it was a beautiful ceremony I had to look around a little bit yeah you were looking at the ceremony more than me no I wasn't and also just nah you're just double checking he's getting the words out I looked at you loads wait till you see the video you're just gonna be like oh Fez you were just trying to he's all googly eyed sorry that's nothing wrong with that looking at my groom which is it's a different vibe different vibe I can't do eye contact for that long I'm with you on that chip yeah because then it becomes like a misfits face off I get a little bit I'm already yeah fucking nit boy's gonna run out exactly oh I'm cracky talky no um yeah I was already nervous as hell so I was like oh this is making me stress oh Will and he was the ring bearer that was jokes he got stitched up a little bit he said before he's like oh I've got to go up and stand there the whole time and then he just kind of just legged it up dashed in no I spoke to the celebrant and beforehand was like he doesn't he shouldn't stand there should he and it was like no i was like okay yeah it would have been weird when you get signal come up he was meant to say his name and i don't think he did well just go oh i thought you meant will was meant to go like will rings or something but i don't think he did say his name so will had to just kind of like wing it no but he went up it was funny though because he'd gone up handed the rings and but he'd done it like like that like like up and back really quickly and everyone's And he comes back and goes, that's all he asked me to do.

1:22:09That's it. Like he's backstage at a theater. Yeah.

1:22:13Cal:Like he was a runner. Handed a coffee. Pulling up his pick is insane. That's him handing the ring. It was good. It's good, man. This is probably the most questions we've been left when we've done a question thing, by the way, on the fellas' Insta. I don't know if you saw it. We asked for questions. Oh, and he's from... Yeah, so we said questions for Mr. and Mrs. Larkin, and there's like pages and pages. Really? That is crazy. People want to know the tea. Did Chip cry? We've already said that. You did cry, yeah. The second Interstellar played, I cried. Will you keep editing Among Us now you're married?

1:22:50Of course I will. Well, that's good then. That's sweet, bro. Yeah. That's good, that's good. Oh, who do you reckon was the best dressed, besides both of you guys? Who was best dressed? Yeah, you've got to write off all the Greenspan and Bridesmaids, because that's just

1:23:02Cal:copy of me let me think honestly Batch look good Batch is Batch Batch and Liv Batch and Liv oh her dress is unreal them lot looked really good Ellie I like Yian's fit I thought it was a bit different can't remember I don't remember brown corduroy got to give it to our mums as well you want to pick it up and put out the speaker for months that's fair you got to give them the one time code if you know what that is he's not going to do it bro This guy's so silly. Are you bored of the pod, Ferris? No, do you know what? Zoom in on that. You did such a good job. It's been your first pod. You were so nervous.

1:23:41I was so nervous.

1:23:43Cal:Really? Yeah. Well, I saved my first ever podcast appearance for this time. Thank you. Yeah. Why did you decide to do it for the wedding pod? Well, I thought now is the time. Yeah, if you're going to do it. Yeah. I just never felt quite ready. I don't know what it is. It's just a bit daunting. But it feels really natural. because obviously I know everyone here so well. I feel really comfortable. And you've been on camera a lot now. Yeah, I've been on camera more. So, because we had a question was, there's sometimes where Chip can't make the pod. Can we tap you in? I don't know about that. Now I'm getting...

1:24:16For the right cash though, you're doing it. For a Chanel. Fucking hell, a Chanel for a man. A Chanel mug.

1:24:24Cal:Told you, told you, coin hunter, man. Bro. Best in the game. Sounds like some FIFA shit. I don't know. Little chem style My TV's here As in they're leaving it at the gaff Nah apparently it's too big for concierge No concierge I'm going to be back in an hour Yeah he said we only take microwave sized packages And I went Well I'm back in an hour so What the fuck's this going on now Oh you got a TV as well Yeah I'm going to be back Very soon please can you just leave it with the reception Tell him it's for Josh nah they're gonna have to they're gonna have to take it don't tell them to just lock in I'm gonna be back really soon it'll be so annoying if you have to take that 50 kilogram parcel back and it'll be a nightmare for you as well wouldn't it I'm on your side here man fuck I should have clicked my phone call please yeah can you put them on and I'm gonna tell them right now that Sabina's on the way I'm throwing her in the mix now what do you reckon do you reckon that he pulls this off or not It is a lot, I know.

1:25:30Cal:But it's super important. I didn't have to do all that. And I just didn't realize what was coming at this time. I had it planned out. AB's got to call his guy back. He's come a bit earlier than I thought. Did I take yours? Yeah. I just said I'll be back in an hour. He went, okay. Come on. You're watching a master at work, bro. Thank you so much. And he closed it. Get in. What have you had delivered? What's 50 kilos? It's like a wardrobe thing. Oh. Shelving unit for all my... Gaming. Oh, the thing. Yeah. My backdrop. That is very cool. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, hell yeah. Sabina, you're mad lucky, you know.

1:26:15Not many guys can do that. I know. He does have moves. Nah. What, the Chippo Slice? Did you know about the Chippo Slice? I'm getting to see the Chippo Slice. It's not really one for you to see. I don't think. He keeps saying he's going to show me. and it never shows me you gotta see it at the right time I don't know I don't want to be involved in it I don't want to be involved in anything it's more of a morning one that Chippo size yeah it's like a lazy it's a lazy 4am job yeah 4am job I know your schedule bro's got my calendar alright well I mean to be fair you gotta go grab this thing I think we've smashed out this part we did that was a really good part I really enjoyed that

1:26:53Cal:is there anything you wanted to say that you think you've missed from the wedding or anything you wanted to do you know not from the top of my head i feel like we've covered everything we did oh apparently though you need to get hannah's number

1:27:12and also apparently he thought my bridesmaids pajamas were their actual outfit yeah yeah he did yeah i had to correct him why are they wearing no because i know today i said to one of the boys i was like is that what they wear like looks like i was like is that what they're wearing for the whole thing and someone said yeah and i was like it looks like pajamas obviously they switch fit yeah that was pretty funny but yeah there we go i'm not the last sabina because i feel like this was a wedding heavy one i feel like you got a lot more like good stories about chip like we got it all by the way every fellow's pod now is going to be fucking on your case trying to get you on so good luck with that yeah once a year job isn't it you're a big guest once in a blue moon no no no no i'm gonna build up tokens that's how this is gonna work actually you know you know how to get the tokens yeah oh okay well i'm not paying that chanel bag for a token are you mad this satchel snatch has gone rogue i don't want to hear the word chanel for a long time now surely there we go have you got your wedding bands on yeah jeez it might fit very well

1:28:13Cal:I need to get it shrunk down same or go check nah when I got it done it fit and then it's not it don't fit alright look we're gonna wrap it up because I'm not arsed about that and this pod's going out today and this pod's going out today we owe the people the pod I need to get to my second channel because I'm trying 32 buzz balls today after a bonus with who with who George when did I oh well on that guys thank you so much for listening to this podcast congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Larkin I hope you guys live a long and prosperous just jump in and say something nice hope the best perfect we'll see you guys in a bit bye bye bye this has been a Global and the Fella Studios production