S15E78 - Those Chickens Are Up To Something

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1:42cock a camel you fucking pig yeah twice I've seen you you've been hung over you need to buck your ideas up now don't you need to celebrate celebrate Tottenham when you don't Do you know what it was, Rick? It was in a bit celebrating Tottenham. Well, what it was was that we had loads of people over, just driven back from a wedding. So we had two days on it, a wedding. Drove home and then we had loads of Ollie's mates come around. Yeah. With babies and that. Oh. And I, we was, you know, it was drinking, but when we won I did five statements Patreon pod straight after and then it was about drinking yeah and then it might have been about something else not but kids around kids have gone to bed by the way who were you doing that with don't worry about that too many questions what do you mean were you the police well I just feel like Jess was around some other pods don't worry about it okay right so I She doesn't get untackled Does she?

2:55No Well that's I mean we're recording So like don't You know Oh fucking hell I didn't know we recorded You've got to tell me these things You can't fucking You can't fucking tackle around Like fucking willy nilly Tens of thousands of people Listen to this Fucking you can't Yeah you can't just go Right I'm recording now By the way Tottenham away Ole ole Tottenham away Ole ole Tottenham away

3:25you think we didn't see that you little kids oh man rick how good was it how good was it so good where tell me through where where was you at uh i was at home front room uh as i always am probably about five inches away from the tv standing up can of beer and and pacing yeah yeah loads of pacing people keep coming in to look at the TV just to check out what the score is and I'm like mate just fucking get out of my face now this is my family my wife, my kids stay out of the front room you know this is a no fly zone so let's just move it on this is basically like Iran yeah yeah yeah don't fly over it don't fly over it your front room is the Straits of Hamus yes yeah yeah yeah pretty much Yeah, I thought mine was, but it wasn't.

4:22It was the lots of people kept joining the room, looking, because everyone's fascinated by Tottenham. Yeah. There were people there yesterday that don't know anything about football, but knew Tottenham were involved in a relegation dogfight. Oh, God. I can only imagine how your day was. Yeah, and they knew. Someone was offering me Xanax because I was very anxious before the game. Right, okay. And I was like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. It'll be fine. I'm fine. If everyone just leaves me a bit, I'll be fine. So, Flav, how does this relegation work? Are you in the zone? How many points do you have to do to get – mate, please, just – Please, please.

4:59Can we do this later? Yeah. So, we got to the final five minutes of the game. And bless him. Like, he's a legend, this lad called Tom, right? Yeah. But he was like – he was asking me how many – what's the capacity of Villa Park? Right, okay. 94 minutes. Yeah. Not now, Tom. Tom, not now. I actually put my hand on his leg and went, Tom, we can talk about this. Yeah. Until the cows come home after the final whistle. He's like, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And then Villager scored and you were like, Tom, let's not do this. Well, actually, actually, I was at the door. I didn't even know it was 2-1.

5:35Oh, really? Yeah, because I was in the car driving to the office to record the five statements. Oh. So it was only when I turned the radio on to listen to everyone's celebration. it was like it's 2-1 but it does it doesn't do anything to to taper the excitement but what i'm saying during the game um about 10 minutes in obviously really nervous but spurs playing well on the ascendancy i was handed a baby i fed the baby milk from my tit no i don't know why i say that uh i fed from a bottle right yeah and it drank loads of it and i said and then i wonder if you'll go to sleep and and these uh he's my mini that doesn't go to sleep on anybody doesn't go I sleep on anybody only me he's like a limb pit baby right okay so I sat down on the sofa I was watching it and I had him on there straight to sleep weren't he good yeah yeah straight to sleep nice nice I look up go look up and put some fondle up and I'm like yeah like I was literally just going we scored we scored we scored not want to wake this fucking baby up right not fucking baby sorry this lovely baby didn't want to wake him up and I was like that's good that's good that's good that's good let's like calm the nerves fucking Kolo Marni curls one in it was good or was it tell it was whiny what for for the Richie tell yeah curls it in off the nut Daniel and there's a picture on my Instagram Flav underscore Bateman get them numbers up because I need to monetise that there's a I put stories on my video of me celebrating the Gallagher goal the Richarlison goal it's me just as if you would bounce the baby but a little bit quicker and I just kept going it's going to be okay it's going to be okay it's going to be okay oh mate not one point did you just like throw the baby up in the air of course my instinct was to throw it at the TV in celebration as fast as I could at the TV it's like we get into the TV into Villa Park mate we so badly needed that and like I don't know you tell me you tell me how did you what did you feel when you were watching the game Ricky well what I felt was that yeah sure we badly needed that we need the three points we need to not get relegated okay but the performance v wolves in comparison to the performance against villa at villa villa riding high we were just i thought it was a fantastic performance i like the first like 60 to 70 minutes, we were aggressive, pressing high, winning the ball up the pitch, high up the pitch, obviously created two goals, could have been more.

8:25And our kind of, our one touch passing, players looking to receive the ball, not hiding. And the movement in which to kind of move the ball up the pitch was just like, I was so comfortable when Kinski just had the ball and he just sat on it. And you watch the two defenders, centre-backs part, ball goes to them, goes into Benton Coeur and then we're off and out again. You saw a semblance of what he might be planning. Yeah. Those chickens are up to something. Yeah. That's what I felt. These chickens are up to something. And so I was like, I was chill, man. Relax, relax. You was chilled. I was absolutely breaking it.

9:132-0, but we were playing good though. That's the thing. That's how I felt. I felt like we were in control. And then after the first half, 2-0. does erb is going to go in there and he's going to fucking he's going to give him what for again this is only first half lads stay in the game stay focused it was so bad in that do not concede killed them within 10 minutes of that second half start don't let them get the momentum and they started to come into it and play back and stuff like that but we you know we we held them at bay and the we were still chasing down every fucking ball like dogs we were still as aggressive as ever and we fully deserved the 2-0 scoreline and the win at Villa Park it was just not only that we restricted them did you hear this at half time?

10:08so the worst what was it? it was almost like touches in the box or shots it was the worst of any Premier League all season in his first half performance and I think there was one other no no chances will go no shots obviously they they scored as well but um there was i don't i think it was like they hadn't had a a single shot in goal which has never happened under emery or something like that but um yeah it was just and i saw some other stats today um i don't know where i should have really saved the the graphic but it was like the graphic was 5.3 and it was like a 5.3 of um what's that you know when the opponent loses a ball in in their half like us pressing in the final third and the last like three or four games tottenham's like the highest in the premier league so it's like yeah yeah so it's deserved Derby obviously pushing us to press in that final third for them to make mistakes and us to kind of capitalize.

11:15And you saw it against Villa within, what was it, two minutes? We did that and Richarlison was in. Any other day or any other player, that ball probably goes into the back of the net. I think it was just a little bit late or hesitant to it, pulling the trigger, but it went out for a corner. And after that, I was like, we're two minutes in and we've already had a really good chance. and then we had another second chance who the fuck was it i think it was maybe tell had a really good chance oh that's it the ball came over he controlled it he controlled it well but it just it was just a nudge in front of him and the village defender took it off his toes but any other day someone controls that down wallops it back in the net and that was in the first 15 minutes and i was like we are at villa park and we are going for it we're not we're not kind of doing that low block we'll try and pick them off we'll sit and wait it was like we have to go for this and we did yeah mate what I just cannot believe I didn't realise so many people were invested in in Spurs going down I really weren't like you've seen the sort of fallout on social media like people are furious at Ville you had one job one job to send Tottenham down we won two we won two games back to back for the first time since the start of the season.

12:39Yeah. Just the world's going crazy. Like the people are talking about Villa having a B team out. What do you think our team is? If you had a B team out, what did we have out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? It was, we were just, it just, it's what Postacoglu said. Spurs does funny things to people. Does crazy things to people. It does. And like, they're saying... Why though, Rick? What is it? Why are they, why is it that Spurs create this? It's because like West Ham, Arsenal, Chelsea all hate us, right? Yeah. United in the hatred of us. What have we ever done really to warrant such attention?

13:16It's just, we are a ginormous, humongous football club who just are lodged in fans brains and they just cannot remove us. We're like a parasite. It is. We're like a parasite in all their brains. They were desperate for us to lose that game. Everybody, West Ham, everybody was desperate for us to lose that game. Yeah. Spurs go one, the lap they're like all right don't worry they'll crumble did we fuck did we fuck yeah but we added a second it got even harder yeah it was just uh oh man so good so fucking good i'm so pleased that's why they hate us like it's because they can't understand how we're such a massive club even though we don't win anything and we you know so-called bottle every situation and it's like how are tottenham still this big and this well supported and our away fans god yesterday.

14:04They were incessant. Mate, they were amazing. I was hoping to get Sean Cray on because he was there at the game. He sent me some videos afterwards.

14:15There's this angle that when Gallagher scores his goal, you can see the Spurs fans in the background going absolutely ballistic. They really got behind it, didn't they? I think everyone's buying into the Zerbi. Very quickly, we've bought into the Zerbi. You can see what he's trying to do. yeah what I found was really interesting Ricky is that people had this idea of Deserby it was it was that he was like tempestuous manager that he would explode within 18 months it would all go tits up and like that remains to be seen it may well do that but what he's done in in in this short time he's been at Spurs the month that he's been here is calm everything like he's walked into this situation it was a bin fire everyone's losing their minds you know we we're doubting the quality of the players.

14:59We're talking about the injury crisis. All the things he mentioned in the presser, he mentioned the pitch, the conspiracies about a pitch. Yeah. He mentioned the squad, he meant the injuries, the morale, they're not good enough. And he's coming and he's just gone, everyone, just calm down. Calm down. You are a good team. Yeah. We are. It doesn't matter about the injuries because we can play you free up top. Yeah. We'll do the business. And he sat down and he had Mwani around, his arm around Mwani every day, apparently, if you mean. Every day. like wherever he goes and dinner wherever he goes yeah and he's just come in and went everyone come and that was the opposite i thought he would do i thought he would fire him up and and like go from where he's actually looked at the situation go they don't need this they need to be reminded he's been the arm around the shoulder that we were clamoring for for for red nap red nap yeah yeah yeah totally he um it's kind of like he he always goes on about uh confidence and like mentality and that they are good he wants to be like a father figure to you know he's not going to go in there and he said he's going to do like change three things attacking three things defensively that's it basic not the proper uh deserveable at all so he's kept it basic whereas it felt like at times where frank and uh eagle were changing so much stuff to and being so much like more i don't know players were playing out of position or doing tasks that they weren't used to and changing it from game to game and it's just that instability not being able to be uh consistent and build and get that motivation that rhythm whereas the zerby's coming and said look we're going to do this this way these things these this way that way and then we're going to bounce into it and we're going to go kind of like just stick to what we're doing and just remain consistent and i was like sorry i've been put off because we've just seen fucking oh yes face i was like going into it i was like what's he doing here i did send a little racist way either yeah well no i i don't want to expand on that the um i i i sent a message to jack and he hadn't read it he hadn't said and I said, jump in if you can.

17:13And here he is. Here I am. Jimmy is. It takes a lot for me to jump as well, lads, you know. How are you? The world's a better place after a Tottenham win, isn't it? Oh, mate, 100%. It's like, we've been talking about like, just during the conversation, we were talking about De Zerbe and him looking at the situation and we know that he's kind of an explosive man and he's come in and just calmed everything down. He said, just chill out. You're good footballers. don't worry, this is going to be fine. I'm going to show you the way. Tell. Moani, Richarlison. I mean, I don't think any of us would have picked them three as one that could go to Villa Park and get a result.

17:54And he's just gone, yeah, no, it's fine. It's fine. These are fit. It's a bit refreshing, isn't it, Tee? Your manager say, we are capable of winning the next five games as opposed to, one thing's for certain, we are going to lose football matches. and energy created by it's just massive it's like you just don't understand i think none of us really understand because we look at the kind of the premier league footballers and you just think they can do it of course they can do it in any circumstance they're great footballers but the mentality side of it is massive and having a sort of worm walking around going i mean i wouldn't i don't i don't i don't have any ill feeling towards frank but you can you can't i can't imagine getting fired up and wanting to leap over the top and run at the Jerry's.

18:39You know what I mean? Not happening, is it? Not with Frank. If he's blowing the horn, you're not going over. You'd rather sit and wait for the mustard gas, wouldn't you? Give us your takeaways from the game, Jack.

18:57Honestly, it's one of the most structured and composed performances I've honestly seen from Tottenham since Pochettino days. And I'm really trying not to go sort of over the top about it, but it was mind-blowing to me quite how dominant we were against Aston Villa. And I don't know how much you two have already spoken about it, but all the sort of fallout out the back of this, the Villa have thrown the game, the integrity of football and everything. It just, it doesn't, it gives zero, zero nod to the fact that Spurs were fucking brilliant. I really, really. We did talk a bit about this, but it's because it's Spurs.

19:34Yeah. It does. Like what Postal Koldy said, Spurs does funny things to people. It does. It's crazy. It makes people crazy. It was all fun and games when Palace were coming back to play West Ham at home and they'd been on the piss in Europe. Yeah, where was the narrative then? It was all funny. Like, hey, West Ham have got to play fucking Palace and they ain't going to be able to see straight because they've been on the piss and been out in Europe and all that. It was brilliant, wasn't it? It was fucking great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it on your paddy. Yeah, just the way the cookie crumbles, lad.

20:04You know, fucking hell. And then Aston Villa, right there. Oh, we're in the big six now. You're fucking not, are you? No. Little old Tottenham Hotspur come to town and put you in your place, haven't we? I think Villa fans, which is why I tweeted yesterday. I don't go on Twitter much earlier today, but I had to... I tweeted a picture of Conor Gallagher and just said food chain because previously I tweeted that even like we're in the situation we're in, but if Spurs come knocking Villa you might want kind of Gallagher but if Spurs come knocking we're getting in there's a food chain to this they hated that they hated it I've received so many messages about that so much so it sort of seeped into their fan base that they that they didn't even I'll see messages I'll see people tweeting mentioning the food chain thing and not knowing I'd said it that's how it sort of it sort of permeated and sort of riddled their fan base.

21:01Like some sort of disease. Do you think, you know how like, you know, I'll step around the fact I know you're sort of your good friends in real life, Gal, but someone like Rory, right to our fan base, you know what he represents. Yeah. That's what you are. You're that cunt on the overlap. That's what it is. I hated, hated. But do you know what? That spurs, that spurs cunt on the overlap. Mate, is there not a food chain to this? Am I being, am I, am I being outrageous here Jack is there not a food chain if Conor Gallagher if Tottenham come knocking doesn't matter what's happening to Villa he knows where we are he knows what club we are yeah and and you know they just have to eat that they just have to eat it's not it's not your fault Villa fans but you were in a championship six years ago what the fuck are you talking about you're bigger than Birmingham do you know what I mean you've got that that's fun we're not you know Arsenal we have to sort of look up at them doing what they're doing right you don't have to do that But you have to look up at us, don't you?

22:00No, mate. You have to look up at Tottenham Hotspur. When I do the overlap, Jack, there was a couple of Villa fans that they don't, they hate the fact that they're not considered to be as big as Spurs. They hate it. And the thing is, you can't deny it because it's essentially about the amount of eyes watching your team play around the globe. That's all it is, essentially. How much audience do you bring and how much can Sky monetize it? So that's why Sky Sports, despite what you might hear, have a vested interest in Tottenham. I mean, the Premier League has a vested interest in Tottenham. Losing one of the big five is losing millions and millions of viewers, effectively.

22:37And Villa fans can't get their heads around it. They're just like, no, no, no, we should be big six now. That's what they're like. Because what? You finish me, it doesn't work like that. It doesn't... They haven't won anything since 1995. You know? Yeah. They say they've won all these league titles. Most of them they won in the 19th century. Come on. They hate us. Come on. Can I just say something as well? You know, we were saying about our Villa, they've fielded a weakened team and all this. The commentating yesterday was absolutely fucking abysmal. It was repulsive. I could not believe what I was hearing for the entirety of that fucking match yesterday.

23:21so it was I can't I don't even know who was commentating but there was a man and a woman who was commentating and all it was was fixated no it wasn't it was just fixated what is it Rick she should be in the kitchen is that what you're saying is that what you're thinking there's no place you've got your own sport commentate on your own sport you're horrible Rick who's making the sandwiches while you're in chatting about football that's it right it absolutely was not that angry little man it was the fact that they were saying hey mama thanks for making in all my favorite recipes. Hi, Ma. Thanks for your unfiltered advice.

23:55Hi, Mom. Thanks for always being by the phone. Hey, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. When you ship UPS Air at the UPS Store, your items arrive on time or your money back. Guaranteed at no extra cost. Exclusively at the UPS Store U.S. retail locations. Visit theupsstore.com slash air shipping for full details. Terms and conditions apply. Send your Mother's Day gifts at the UPS Store and we'll get your gratitude there on time. that Villa have got an eye on the game next week. They fielded a weakened team. I can't believe how much energy they're not putting into this game. I can't believe how bad they're playing.

24:29I can't believe how disjointed they look. I can't believe... All of it was on Villa. Nothing, nothing was praising Tottenham. Nothing was talking about... You made them do that. Yeah, exactly. Nothing was talking about how quickly we were passing and moving the ball forward. no one was talking about like van der Ven and Danso at the back no one was talking about how Kinski's confidence has come back and how he's you know waiting to he's baiting the press and he's looking he's looking great for it not one fucking mention of that it was all about Villa and I was like this is just absolutely I don't know I like I was watching it with my fingers in my ears like it was just unbelievable and finger up your bum as well yeah yeah no it's Something different up there, mate.

25:13Do you do that, Ricky? Yeah. What, you treat yourself to a finger up the bum? No. I'm not into that. Jack is. He can see it in his face. I'm not going to comment either way on that one. When you're tossing one off, you're sticking your own finger up your own arse, Jack. Some people do that. I tried it once in my teens, like 14, 15. It's called a turbo wank, wasn't it? So I tried it, but I only got to that knuckle. Turbo wank? Yeah, it's what it's called. I tried, but it just wouldn't let me get the rest of my finger up there. It was just like not having it. Second knuckle. Yeah. I mean, that's good health, isn't it?

25:53I don't think I've ever gone through any moment where I thought, I wonder what that feels like. Let me shove a finger up my own ass. And when I say that to people, they look at me like I'm a freak. Yeah. I thought you'd be a bit more open-minded, Gary. I'm a prude. yeah he really is a prude I don't want to fucking finger myself on having a wank yeah no I'm a prude he's not a prude when he's talking about you in the travel lodge of Daniel Levy though is he I don't think we can do that bit again every time it gets me every time you talk about it I'm howling I've got there's someone I know within the football club we share common ground actually all of us but who loves it like every time it comes up on the pod about Ricky meeting Daniel Levy in the travel lodge and being hoisted up against the door.

26:44This gentleman messaged me and going, I can't believe this still gets me. I think I liked it like the first time you did it when you were saying that like in the anticipation of waiting for Daniel, you know, Ricky's there splayed out on the bed in lingerie maybe, you know, waiting. Yeah, we can't do that bit again but I did listen back to it last week when we did it about three or four times and Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, D, D, D, D, D, D, D. That makes me so sick. Disgusting. It's happening to your little body as well. When you actually stop to actually think about what it is that's being described here.

27:23Yeah, revolting. Yeah. Can I just say quickly, Rick, on your thing, a lot of this this season, right, especially, you know what it's like when you've been watching football and you're hearing the commentators gunning you. It was Fletch yesterday. I think it was Fletch and Karen Carney, was it? Was it her? No idea. But anyway, it's usually Fletch. He's usually having a go. I think he's a Forrest fan anyway, so he's sort of got that thing against us. But a lot of this, you know, a lot of this, a lot of the chat, a lot of the fallout. And I'm saying like proper journalists, proper establishment journalists today talking like they're YouTubers, going off about conspiracies and about Villa throwing the game and stuff.

28:07What about Villa stuff? What are you going to do to do that? In what world are Villa going to go, no, don't worry? Because Bournemouth are on our arse, by the way. Six points now. Yeah. So in what world will they go, do you know what? We want to throw this so that Tottenham get relegated. It's not the case. What the case was is that Spurs turned up. You couldn't stop us. You couldn't deny us. You couldn't do anything with our press. You choked. And our big fat dick is still down their throat. Yeah. Yeah, good. It does make me, like I said, the gammoniness in me, it makes me be like, they shouldn't be.

28:45Just ban them all from the ground. Any of them, there should be a big list of any of them. Any of them that have said Gary Neville, it'd be good if Tottenham get relegated. He's not coming in. He's not coming in next year. Nowhere near the Tottenham-Oxperts stadium. I won't have a word said about Gary Neville. I think Spurs, Spurs need to. And people will say this is just fans moaning. And yeah, it probably is fans moaning a little bit. The reality of football is lots of people talk about it and people have opinions to get clicks and all that sort of stuff. We get how the game works. But I think it's been pushed to a place this season, in part by some quarters, that I think the club should take exception to.

29:22And I think the club need to be stronger on it, need to be more resolute somehow. If that's banning people from the ground, if that's, I don't know, complaining to the FA more or whatever, complaining to the Premier League more. Because I think most of the red mafia will do that type of thing constantly. If they don't like anything, they let everybody know about it, you know, constantly. Yeah. But I mean, Arteta's like that and everyone despises him. But, you know, look, they're doing all right though, aren't they? Yeah, but that's a billion pounds spent and fucking haramble. Is that what a kid say?

29:55Yeah. How about Conor Gallagher? Because even in our fan base, we haven't been over the moon with his performances thus far. I think he hasn't been as bad as people think, but I think actually he's a scapegoat to some degree of the inactivity in January. So it's like, oh, Conor Gallagher was the only one, this hardworking midfielder. But we lost Xavi Simmonds. He went in instead of 10. And he was brilliant. Brilliant in different ways than Xavi Simmonds. But I loved it. I loved the fact. I love the fact that Chelsea fans hold up a banner when he played for them saying Chelsea born and bred. Yeah.

30:33Like, well, what now, mate? He could, little Chelsea worm. How about one of your own saving Tottenham from relegation? Yeah. Yeah, they despise him as well now. Oh, do they? Yeah, of course they do. He's one of their own. It's like Harry Kane going to fucking Arsenal. Keeping him from fucking relegation. Actually, did you see, before we go into Conor Gallagher, we went 2-0 up and Villa fans were leaving the stadium. him did you see that yeah i did see that yeah what was that is something going on at that football club they must have been like it's two nil like it's close to fucking just go down and just let's just start having a beer no let's let's just let's let's continue the narrative that they went home they'd seen enough seen tottenham and i like we can't cope with this for 90 minutes we'll get out of it i did i did see a lot of uh when i was scrolling social a lot of from villa fans point of view they were filming their own home end but and there were loads of empty seats and like there's still a game here to play lads and everyone's fucking gone up and left already it's like what happened to supporting your club until the end this is pathetic they're on the verge of a european final as well you know at the end of the day like emery has been their probably their greatest manager in the premier league era you know they're booing him they're doing all this yeah there's talk that he's going to real madrid this summer right now off the back of what he's done at Villa.

31:53And like you say, they're leaving the ground. That's just... I mean, really, what it all points to me is it's just not big six mentality. You don't get into the big six with that mentality. You're not cut out for this. No, they're not, are they? No. No, all right. We might have a little boo every now and then, okay? It's fine. We're on the brink of relegation. You are fifth in the league.