S16E04 - Bombas & Big Questions

32:52and have a missus, have a wife that looks exactly like that football manager just with all the female bits and the long hair, who are you choosing? That's a good shout. So all the hair, but they just have the face of a football manager? Yeah, and a little bit more like a female version, but they look like a football manager. It's like a feminine version of a female. Yeah, that's what you've got to go for. Who's like clean? Who's quite good looking? Yeah, clean shaven. For me, it'd probably have to be Roberto Mancini. Yeah, it's a shout. Yeah, that's not a bad shout, actually. Italian milf sort of vibes.

33:24Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Does a great spag bol. Yeah, you come home and Roberta's doing the dinner. You're like, yeah, this is great. Yeah, Roberta. Roberta. Oh, my God. Yeah, Roberta. Yeah. Roberto Bass. That wouldn't be bad, would it? Decent. That is decent. Yeah, that would do the job. I'll tell you what, Pochettino might be up there. Yeah. He has a bit of a moon head today, doesn't he? It's quite big. He'd be curvy. He'd be thick. He'd have that Latina body, which I'm into that. You'd have a few arguments about the Falklands, no doubt. Don't get started on that. I agree with almost everything he has to say, but I just don't want to hear it again.

34:02It was never there. It was never there. Leave it. Like outside the World Cup, I'm just ringing up Flav going, yeah, you know another thing about the Falklands? We did actually sit down and have 30 minutes about the Falklands. I did give you a good timeline. You did. Can we move on though? Possible. All right, fine. So impulsive. Scott Parker I would have gone for. Just, you know, he's clean shaven. Little Cockney housewife. I'd have quite like that bit. Scott Parker. Yeah, nice. I mean, also can do that little pirouette. So if, you know, you want to get down to business, just straight and stoggy.

34:30Lots of crushed velvet in the house. Yeah, exactly. I'd go for Pellegrini for what it's worth. Manuel Pellegrini. Damn. Okay. All right. Yeah. All right. Just like that. That look. Sort of vampire. I just like that. That look. It's very kind of. Angular. Yeah. It's good. Fantastic. An old. Right. Funnily enough, Impulsive Happiness says, if a genie offered you, if a genie offered you for you to look identical to Mikhail Arteta for a year, so going out in public shagging the misses but we do domestic do the domestic treble would you take the deal would you be Michal Arteta for a year and without question it's not even would you rather obviously you could destroy Arsenal from the inside out that's the best thing to get all the other stuff he's loads better looking than all three of us so yeah speak for yourself I knew John wouldn't John genuinely believes he's the best looking man on earth yeah no not on earth not on earth but on this call I'll take that I'll start with that I don't agree with you all.

35:36Start with that. That's like being the best striker at Spurs.

35:44Someone said at least Flav could be a racist in disguise then. He could ruin Arteta's career while being his true self. No brainer. No issue with Spanish people at all, actually. Some of the most punchable faces in the world, though, are footballers who come from Spain, though. Yeah, that is fair. Do you think? Or Argentina. Argentina, without a doubt. Enzo Fernandes. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. I'm still not over it, you know. No, I'm not over it at all. My feelings were Romero. I thought we should sell him anyway. Yeah. When he wasn't there at the end of the season. I can't back him. No, and we all know.

36:26We all know Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest of all time as well, so. Exactly. It's the goal of them now coming out, the Argentinian FA going, we'd like an investigation into the corruption in the final because the referee was really biased. I'm like, are you fucking, are you absolutely having a laugh? I couldn't believe in that semi-final, that Simeone's son, right? Yeah. How many? How many did you let him get away with? Like, you can see what he's doing. He had five in the first half. Like, mad. Yeah. I can't talk about it. Otherwise, it will turn into another Falklands. timeline. Yeah, yeah.

37:03I know, like, when Spurs, if Spurs get beaten in the final, would you expect them to watch the people that have won to, you know, watch the trophy lift or would you expect them to turn their backs? No, I didn't, I didn't think too much of that, to be honest. If I'd lost in a final, I'm not, I don't think I'd be there clapping the other team, to be honest. So, that didn't really, I thought that was a bit blown out of proportion but more just the way that they acted during the games and the, you know, I thought, ah, they just all think they're so tasty, don't they? You know? Yeah. It was probably the punch in the Spanish players immediately after the game.

37:38As they celebrate. Yeah, exactly. It was fucking, it was mental that they could, yeah, it's like the bad winners, bad losers tag. It's been highlighted very clearly in this. Zandrew says, who will have more touches in the box by the end of the season? Solanke, Richarlison, Kudus or Flav's mum?

38:01Flav's mum, I reckon. She's 75. No one's going near her box ever again. Thank you. Yeah. I mean. You're still having sex all the time, John. All the time. Well, yeah. I mean, she's produced this. She's probably thinking, fuck, I've wasted this. What else could I have been putting out into the world? Pointless. She probably doesn't feel anything down there after pushing you out. They're just falling out. They're just falling out. someone chucking the christmas decorations out the loft they're just fucking streaming down there uh yard environmental says are you still snorting athletic greens or was that just a grift

38:41look i'll tell you how advertisements work when they pay you talk about them when they don't pay you don't i took athletic greens for as long as they were paying and and then i ran out later and I was like... I tried it. It just tasted like how I imagine matcha tastes like, which is basically like grass and like silt. No, I thought it was a nice sort of chocolatey taste. I genuinely felt a difference drinking it. I wasn't lying about any of this stuff, but I can't talk or carry on talking about them. To be fair, he didn't ask me, he said if I'm still drinking it. I used every inch that they gave me, for sure.

39:23which crosta molika flavour would pair best with a pre-season friendly boys have you tried crosta molika pizza do you like pizza I love pizza mate so these should be paying for this the best chilled pizza you can get in the world is crosta molika it's sensational John have you had it I mean are we talking about like a pizza you buy from a shop and then you put in your own oven yeah correct correct what was it is it almost like replicating like a stone-baked pizza almost 100 it's like it's like it's the standard you'd get in on in like a pizza express or an ask right so that's so that's all right when you're in there when you're paying for it at the restaurant it's like four quid you put it in there it is sensational trust me i'm not i would never have any slander over pizza express pizza express great decent it's always consistently brilliant i mean there better pizzas out there but it's it's really good what um what have you got like sainsbury's or morrison's near you sainsbury's near me yeah sainsbury's all right well they sell them in there do they really yeah next time you go in there treat yourself right i'm gonna have a look good uh this episode is brought to you by state farm listening to this podcast instead of doom scrolling smart move another smart move getting help from one of state farms 19 000 local agents when you choose to bundle home and auto.

40:48Bundling, just another way to save with the personal price plan. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state. Coolio says, where's spooky? Great question. He can come on any podcast he wants, whenever he wants. He just can't be asked anymore. He's got a job and he's happy and now he doesn't give a shit about any of us. Just make his shit jokes in WhatsApp groups constantly. Flav says you just watched the beautiful divide and listening listen to your really interesting lab interview you mentioned that the rabbi had been a fixture around Spurs for decades what else can you tell us about they don't regularly go to N17 about him he was hilarious in the video so I don't know if you boys have seen there is this a film that we it was presented by Adam Catterall who's is mainly into boxing and USC punditry but he's on TalkSport talking about football and he's put together these series of documentaries about the rivalries in football.

41:46The first one he did was about Spurs and Arsenal. And the main focus of that was the rabbi. So anyone who goes to Spurs would have seen the rabbi around. He's a nutty geezer who's just obsessed with Spurs. But most of it was about the sort of off-the-pitch stuff. Like there was a quote in it that I'm not ashamed to say that I've got a little... My hair's on the back of my neck stood up a little bit when I heard it. where one of the lads from Tottenham went, they may have dominated us on the pitch, talking about Arsenal, but we've dominated them on the pavement. And that's the real quiz. As you say, John, who's the most intelligent person in the room?

42:29Whoever's the hardest. Ultimately, everyone has to agree with them. The pave league, as some of my mates call it. The pave league, yeah. The pave league. Yeah, pretty good. Well, it was interesting. It went into quite a lot of detail about why Spurs and Arsenal hate each other. And it was always my assumption that we just loathed them because we were taught to loath them. But quite a lot of it was about the guy we cannot mention, the man we shouldn't mention, and about him going across to them. And they played the interview where he was asked, are you staying at Spurs? And I don't think I've ever gone back to watch this because it was too painful.

43:07And he says, yes, I'm staying. yes I'm staying I am staying at Spurs and then just goes doesn't say anything and just nips off to Arsenal and signs for them like we know Liguez is a freak but he's been a freak forever I'll tell you what that felt like I mean this has never happened but I remember that vividly when I was younger yeah it almost felt like one of my parents I found out one of my parents was cheating on the other one yeah like the heartbreak I was like what I remember my dad going to Sol Campbell because of Arsenal I'm like he said he was staying I mean it would have been a big enough shot if he had left of course but to go to Arsenal just mad wasn't it yeah he I remember I was at university at the time and I was sitting on the single bed with my missus at the time crazy bitch she was

43:57anyway sorry I had a little did you see my eyes go for a second yeah you got PTSD yeah I have when I went through about Vietnam it felt like just for a second our entire relationship flashed between my eyes but was on the bed and it just popped up with Sol Campbell's face and in the corner Arsenal's emblem I was like what the fuck I couldn't believe what I was seeing yeah that was horrendous it was also a double whammy because like just going on a free basically meant that we'd taken this player through the ranks that we should have profited from so to then go on a free and go to them was like a double like we basically got zero benefit and then had to get the double impact of him going to them lot he said i'll tell you what's been nice and satisfying i know he's been watching his managerial career yeah isn't it that's been i feel like that's been the saving grace it's it's basically proved the existence of karma which is quite nice right it's like if anyone's oh that's mumbo jumbo i'm like is it look at what he's done and then look at look at the rest of his life since that it's basically gone let's just demonstrate that karma's real because this guy's the perfect embodiment of it.

45:07There should be a duty of care. I don't care what happens to Sol Campbell. Everything bad that can happen to a human being should happen to him, right? But he's still getting invited on and big interviews. He was on Stick to Football with Gary Neville and Phil Neville, sorry, Roy Keane and Ian Wright. Massive, massive show. Probably the biggest show outside of actually watching the football in the world. right? The numbers they get, it's mental. And they've got him on there and he's just talking gibberish for about 40 minutes. Yeah. You could see Gary Neville desperately trying to cling on to some sort of thread in this conversation.

45:45He just sat there and went, I could have gone Forrest. I could have gone Forrest. And you're looking at Gary Neville's and you're going, what do you mean? Like, I could have, I don't know why, I could have gone Forrest. Why have you even brought that up? It also sort of makes you realise, oh, why? He did it. He handled the things the way that he did. Because you're like, oh, no, you're, you're fully tapped mate you know what I mean you're not all there when he was talking about on Sky in the World Cup and they were asking about like England's potential route and he went yeah it depends if that one's away or not and they were like well they're all they're all away that's the World Cup mate so look they're all away what was that one where they're like who do you think wins Spain or France he's like I think Brazil yeah yeah that was it it was yeah like you said he's like you can see that He's not all there.

46:35I almost feel like, because he strikes me, he's probably quite book smart, I'd imagine. He's maybe quite intelligent in that way, but often sometimes people that can be really smart in that way. Yeah, he wouldn't leave him running a bath. He'd lost you a little bit, you know what I mean? Did you? No, exactly. He'd either drown himself or forget that he's running. Yeah. Anyway, or he'll just be running a bath. You'll come back and go, what's going on? And your entire lounge furniture is just piled in there. How's that even happened? That's in Brazil. Brazil. Yeah. Brazil. Yeah. I've lost my throat here.

47:13Ravino's the hand. He says, I wanted to ask this question earlier, but didn't want to, didn't want to pounce or take advantage of your uncertainty around the club and the impact it would have on the potential earnings on your potential earnings. If we ended up being relegated, seeing as we're safe now, I will ask it to make up for the loss of revenue from the club being relegated and thus having to look for new revenue streams did you ever consider the show being called the fighting dick where you and the lads can whip out your cocks and bat them at each other who's paying for that lose more money if anything just putting that on no one's watching it and it's got to support you how's that your solution to us losing money is us just call changing the name of the podcast to the fighting dick and just hitting our cocks against each other it's no also i'm giving away my biggest advantage which is like if it's a regular fight then i'll be the biggest in this scenario i'm the smallest that's a fucking nightmare yours is normal john just massive isn't it that's the problem proportion to my body no i think it is that you know you could probably put it in the sort of you know it's it's ryman league sort of level penis unfortunately but you can't have it all can you oh you got one of them semi-pro penises I did my knee when I was a kid.

48:24Otherwise, I'd have a bigger cock.

48:32I mean, what is it? I don't know. Egg Tart Eater says, what's Tony D up to when will he be back? Tony, I don't know. We can get him back. We can get him back. He just works in school. He works in school. So we record during the day, mostly. so it's hard but Tony D obviously is welcome have you reached out to Devlin yet do you know Devlin at all I do know Devlin if you want me to reach out to him to get him on I can give him a call for real boom yeah Devlin yeah how well do you know uh yeah pretty well uh from the showbiz or uh yeah he come on my podcast ages ago and uh met up with him a few times I mean what a legend yeah it seems really me my upbringing uh tales from the crypt yeah like for me where i went to school in hornchurch and he was from dagenham and at the time grime was big and i'm like but there was this guy that i could i don't know it was not just fantastic like lyricist and one of the best at doing it but it's also you know from around the corner and then i found out he's sports spurs it was just, yeah, he was my idol, you know?

49:41So pretty cool guy, but oh yeah, I'll see if I can get him on for you. Mate, I mean, look, even if you can just ask the question, that would be incredible. If he doesn't want to do it, I fully understand it. But yeah, no, mate, there's been a couple I'd have loved to have done. And it was David Bentley and Devlin were always up there. So I've been listening to Devlin since, like you say, since Tales from the Crypts, that mix that he had. Absolute legend. He went after Wiley. Do you remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway. Yeah. But yeah, that was a class. Thank you, Josh. It'd be amazing. Yeah, absolutely.

50:15No worries, mate.

50:20So a couple of people have been talking about the fact that it could be Gakpo, John, that potentially comes in as a number nine. How does that leave you feeling? Well, as previously discussed, it's not a great striker market. And is he even a striker at this point? I don't really I'm so confused with modern football as to like where players play like I thought he was like sort of wide player who can drift inside he's got the build of a centre four he's got a big lad he's like powerful strong I know there's a lot of talk of like sort of converting him to more of a nine which I think is quite interesting because he like I said he's got all the attributes to do that and Liverpool fans for whatever reason they're not they're not that fussed about him and it feels like someone we could get and you know like sometimes and this is where the sort of romanticism comes in football sometimes it doesn't work out for a player at a club they move club they change position I mean we saw it with Dembele remember when he was at Fulham and he was sort of like a wide forward and everyone was like this guy's really talented but you can't score he doesn't get assists and then he sort of moved into more central position when we had him and then all of a sudden you're like oh shit like this guy's next level like you know that happens like once every like decade that something like that happens to that extreme maybe that could work but it feels like a long shot to me um i've got all the time in the world from him um i don't know if you saw when he lost his daughter well i think it was um it was in the womb so it wasn't like uh it's no less more of a travesty she was quite far along he misses but he played in the world cup um two days after it happened and he scored a goal and just broke down in tears on the pitch and that really got to me like i watched that i was in like i can't lie that there was a tear that rolled down my my face when i watched it and i just thought it was a great finish as well and i just think that maybe he's he's not just because of that but he's he's probably looked under rated even by liverpool fans i think there's much better I've always been impressed with him when he played for the Netherlands.

52:26Is he better than Solanke? I don't know. I don't know if he is. He's certainly better than Richarlison. So, I don't know. Do you want to try and ship Richarlison out? Tyo's got about time. He's got a year left in the contract. If you can get anything for him, he's got to go. I mean, he tries hard, doesn't he? His application. Sorry, my mum called you. His application. She knows I'm on, does she?

52:57I knew it as soon as it came out of my mouth I knew it that poor woman what was I saying Battle of Charleston he works hard yeah he did I was impressed with his work rate and I thought that if there was a way of us staying up it would be because of that kind of work rate but he's just pants isn't he this touch is is terrible like you know like we all do it where you go to finish that or like oh you got to do better there or you know like this and then you realize these players are like completely elite and like in reality you could you can't do anything the only professional top flight player where i've gone there's one thing i can do better than him is my first touch is better than richarlison i'm pretty confident that like his first touch is so horrific it makes me question how he ever made it as a professional well i mean if you if you hate his first touch don't you don't want the lie of each year anyway yeah really is his first touch bad i mean yeah about as bad as jimmy savils i um if you just watch it just watch his his first touch in a game you'll you'll start to think that you you could definitely make it in football what player that i used to look at and i was like i don't know how you're a professional footballer is Paul Stateri.

54:13Do you remember him? Yeah. He was so bad. I'm like, you don't look like, you look like you've picked up playing football a couple of years ago. I'm like, physically, he must have just been a beast, you know. He was so bad. Timothy Tuber used to feel like that about him as well. So there's this lad, there's this lad just, he's started watching the World Cup, American lad, and he's like, he wants to be a midfielder. Oh, I see that. The comments are fucking hilarious. as like the way you kick a ball makes me angry. Yeah. You look like you've just learned how to use your legs. Yeah, awful. Bless him.

54:49Bless him. Bless him. Yeah, Stel Terry, one, the West Ham goal, like absolute ledge for that. And two, he always just reminded me of, you know, Jim's dad in American Pie. That's all I could ever see. Yeah, he did it, just like him. I just thought he was him all the time. I could never get that on my head. Yeah, bless him, Paul Stel Terry. Grapp93 says, I mean, actually, yeah, I'm an American and going to my first match day in August. Don't say match day in the UK. If you need little tips, we don't say match day. Just say going to my first game in August, although technically it is a match day, for the Newcastle match.

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55:57Download the Saley app and use the code of FightingCock at checkout. Stay connected wherever you go, boys and girls. Loads of people are doing it. They sent us across the... you get feedback when you do these reads um and they they you know decide from that point whether or not you're going to get continued and uh we're smashing it so thank you to everyone who is using the saily app and saving money when you travel abroad you going abroad soon josh i'm going spain in a couple of weeks stand down i'm sure you're excited about it before you do though download the saily app on your phone you want to save money or what uh i'm not bothered i'm flying mate so don't worry about me where are you going uh i go to minorka it's one of the blairic islands lovely i go i've been there every year since i was about five oh really is it like a family thing yeah it's like we go to the same place um no loads of people out there it's like home away from home you know so i can't wait to get out there i've had a bit of a mad year so yeah you've been very busy if I can just get there I've got my head on if I can just get out there then I'll feel alright do you know what I mean one then once yeah I'm like that every time we get a train out of London like coming into London I'm like fuck this place yeah now I get a train out I'm like fucking fuck that place yeah I feel a bit like that about England at the moment yeah you know alright to answer that question though just go to go to Seven Sisters and just walk up the high road and just soak it all in that's the best way to do it if you've never been before it's quite a long walk but like you know there's loads of shit popping off on the high road there's loads of pubs if you see the Spurs flags flying outside they're more sort of designated for football fans just go in and have a look around in that documentary The Beautiful Divide about Spurs and Arsenal one of the Tottenham boys in that said the thing about coming to Tottenham is you can probably make it down the Seven Sisters Road you're definitely not sure if you're making it back which I was like I fucking love this geezer.

57:57Yeah, that's a geezer. Who was this guy that was getting interviewed about all the stuff off the pitch? What, the Arsenal geezer? No, the Tottenham geezer. Yeah, there were three or four of them. There was a gentleman called Trev. There was two more. I don't remember their names. They used to be active once upon a time. Right, okay. Yeah. Was it Trevor Tanner? Trevor Tanner wrote a book. It's a different Trev. he wrote a book called Tottenham Massive I think which is about the hooligan day I remember him on the back in the day but what he spoke about was that Seven Sisters Road so if the first time you're there as John says it's a good 35 minute walk straight line down the Seven Sisters Road which is a famous road in North London as well it's the actual road that connects Tottenham to Arsenal in that it's one road from their stadium to our stadium a long road and the end of Seven Sisters Road where you get out of Seven Sisters Station you walk towards the Spurs Stadium and you can see it coming in the horizon and there's pubs on the way you've heard Ricky talk about enjoy caf, you know there's a caf just called enjoy, that's it, nothing else It's a bit like all the lads at Josh's school, enjoy Yeah, enjoy a bit of joy That's very good John Thanks man Quality stuff Yeah, so there's loads of stuff like that.

59:24So yeah, loads of pubs, get in the pubs, go in the beehive, elbow room. Yeah, just enjoy yourself. Great.

59:36What was the most dreadful episode for you guys to record and why? Good question. The dreadful episode. Schnuffle says that my money is on the Qatar shit. What the fuck was that, by the way, Gareth? How about go fuck yourself, mate? I don't know. The fighting clock's easy. It's not. You ever had a difficult guest?

1:00:04We've had people through the years it just didn't work. The chemistry wasn't quite right. No. That's what's without it, chemistry. Yeah. Your podcast, Josh James, it's you and you've got your mate with you. Chris White, aka White Boy, that's it. White Boy, right. so you're it works because of how you interact with each other 100 yeah if you couldn't do that it wouldn't work that's that's how we get a lot of requests and people going can i come on the pod and like i know it's a bit of a shout i wouldn't i would love to come on the pod but you can't you can't just drop a you can't drop just drop a character in and just hope that it works yeah yeah yeah yeah can i go quickly yeah crackle makele crackle we're gonna finish anyway what about you John I remember was it AC Milan Champions League under Conte we were losing 1-0 and he brought on a defender and I remember I was absolutely fuming in the game and this was right at the end of his time and there was so much negativity and it was just horrific and we did a pod the next day and I just remember it being you know me mate I'm always looking for the positives I'm always looking for an angle and we finished the pod and we were all just like fuck there was no there was no silver lining there was no cloud we were just like i don't know where we go from here it just felt really fucking bleak and hopeless i always remember that game because i think romero got sent off as well yeah we were down to 10 and then we had we just needed a point i think to get through and then we just basically shut up shop to make sure we only lost one near when a game we needed to equalize him it was mental and I was so fuming at that point.

1:01:45What was the podcast after that? Yeah, because that was a Champions League game. Yeah, I remember just being like, I've got no silver lining, I've got no spin, I can't, you know, I'm always optimistic so I always just give my actual opinion. There's no like, oh, I'll just try and bright side this if I don't feel like there is. And most of the time I can find a silver lining because that's just my personality. But in that one, I think I just went on a proper rant. I was just fuming about it and I remember it being shit and it just stuck in my mind. As soon as they asked the question, I was like, yeah, I remember that being horrible, that pod.

1:02:18But that's probably about it. Most of the time, I'm just chatting to your mates and having a laugh, isn't it? It's fine. T.D. says, can we all agree that Flav is right? Transformers cartoon from the 1980s is the best film ever made. Correct. Isn't it, John? Yes, it is. Josh, have you seen that? Of course I have, mate. I've been in 1990, so a bit off my time. Maybe. Yeah, this is the greatest film ever made. so yeah it's a cinematic masterpiece remember the one that came out with shia laberf in the like naughties yeah dreadful terrible right so when you go i like transformers a movie people like oh that's a bit shit but like imagine you just said oh you know godfather part two that's my favorite movie most people go oh yeah it makes sense that's when me and flabber talk about transformers the original movie the cartoon version that's how we're thinking about it like that like well obviously this is a cinematic it's better than godfather part two yeah yeah it's it's it's fucking brilliant uh it's you know just just next level cinema and they're re-releasing it Yeah, 40 year anniversary.

1:03:13Amazing. I'll go watch it. Mate, come. Don't say that, Josh. Don't say that if you don't mean it. Because it sounded like you didn't mean it. I don't think you're going to go watch it. You're just placating us. You don't have to. We're fine with how good it is. You watch it. Don't watch it if you don't want to. I will. I'll try and watch it. Mate, take the kids. Take the kids. Mate, yeah. It's effectively a cartoon, but adults love it. Yeah, but it's actually quite traumatic. So, you know, I'm not going to give any spoilers away, but it was basically like the first ever, like, sort of cartoon that decided that they'd just do something completely mental and basically loads of kids at the time just cried their eyes out at the cinema and have been traumatised ever since.

1:03:49So, you know, proceed with caution. If it was released now, there'd be like a trigger warning at the beginning for kids because they'd be like, this is mental. Okay, boys, I think we can wrap this up now. Thanks for having me, lads. Just a quick reminder of what you're up to and what's coming, Josh. so I've got a comedy special out called Doing Alright it's spelt without a G on the doing it's on YouTube it's basically 40 minutes of my tour that's just been that we took all over the country it's a lot about sort of British culture trying to do well for yourself in life family and sort of my observations on that and I've got a podcast called That Josh James Show that you can catch now on YouTube both of them are on my YouTube channel at Josh James E so yeah go watch them yeah um they're fantastic and it's like it's you really kind of like i say from an outside you really kind of exploded it feels like um and uh yeah there's always the shorts you did you used to do on your instagram always fantastic but it just feels like it's all coming together for you mate and it's uh it's really good to see appreciate that uh we'll finish on with this um just so round it off as why not um i didn't realize your mum was from birmingham flav that gummy brummy is even more appealing.

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