S16E10 - Are We... Back?

31:00So I think people will be understanding of it. It's going to be tough because when we do eventually slip up or a result doesn't go away or whatever, there's going to be, you know the banter of you've spent x amount of million and you can't even beat fucking brentford or whatever it might be but it's important that we don't lose our shit and that we we that we fucking we will though yeah i know of course i'll be the first one in there yeah i was gonna say i agree with everything that ricky said except for the fact that we'll have we'll understand any of that we absolutely will not accept any of that even though all that's completely correct people will be fucked off but i hope they're like pissed off in the moment but after each game after the initial thing they can also see the bigger picture which i think is probably what will happen people will be upset because we've set the expectation high with the transfers especially again if we do end up getting some of these bigger attackers over the line rightly so the expectation is going to be really high but we all know we've all watched football that it does take time for these players to gel i can't remember who said it in the group i think it's a really like good way to think about it which is i think because we had the zerby at the end of last season and we've made all these great signings there's almost this sort of like unspoken expectation that we might do a bit of like an ang season where like we start really really well and then you know it gets a bit patchy and maybe we sort of you know land somewhere mid table or upper mid table but actually like it's more likely that it's kind of a tricky sticky start to begin with where we're like you know figuring things out and you know doing this new version of the zerby's like proper full season with these new sign-ins, and then it just clicks, and we just fly up the table and everything comes together.

32:41So if that is the case, I hope that we just have that bit of patience, like the bigger picture patience, to see through the short-term frustrations. Yeah, we won't. No, we won't. We won't be few minutes. No, we won't. Just don't racially abuse any of them. Abuse them, but no racial stuff, please. Yeah, yeah. It's too much. It's too much. And they get angry, down tools.

33:09I think the expectation if we sign Savio and we sign Mamouche, the expectation is through the roof. We talked about it before you came on, John. We're talking like maybe we could challenge for the top. We finished 17th. We shouldn't be thinking like that. Maybe we could challenge. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. What do you think? Yeah, a total challenge, yeah. Yeah, mental, right? Just let them learn. Let them understand what De Zerbi's asking of them. We've made great headway in signing six Premier League-proven players already. But give them time to learn. Understand that the squad is kind of half-baked.

33:54The Brentford game doesn't define anything. A reminder that it took a certain manager five years and a billion pounds worth of investment to win a league. It takes time. But can you identify a momentum in the right direction? If you can, if you feel like we're moving in the right direction, and generally it feels like that, then hold on to that and it'll be satisfying. And to quote a great man, we will lose games. But if the mentality is correct, we might lose games, but we know we're pushing in the right direction. And that was almost all of Pochettino's career at Spurs. At the time of Clubs, it feels like, despite things that what might happen losing certain games we are moving in the right direction and that's what we've got to hold on to that's the most important thing because the 17th place is a reality sorry 17th place was our reality and if we finish eighth playing a really sexy brand of football that's progress what do we do the season after continue to supplement the team support the zerbi and build a club around this mad little italian I don't think you can say mad little Italian.

35:04I think it's like, but then Mussolini. I think maybe making the Mussolini comparisons the bit. No, no, no. I'm saying I don't think you, I think anything's fine with Italians because of Mussolini. Oh, right. I see what you're saying. Yeah, absolutely. Also, is he little? Yes. Is he Italian? Yes. Is he mad? That's the bit, right? So it's more, you know, mental health awareness type vibes than just straight up xenophobia. You haven't, you know. Yeah, no, and I'm not a xenophobic, but I think we all are a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, 100%. And I just think payback for Mussolini. Yeah. Shouldn't have done that.

35:43Shouldn't have done that. Weak leader. Weak leader. Shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't have done that. It was really bad. It's bad what you did. You sided with the Nazis. bad choice wrong side of history yeah but you know just as a little bit of payback it might make you feel better my granddad ended up getting based in Italy and then was doing bombing runs into the north so and then ended up living there retired there think about that my granddad was there he was in Egypt got malaria went to Italy boom there you go do you know it's a massive challenge the biggest problem we had as we were manoeuvring from North Africa into southern Italy to deal with Mussolini and his fascists the terrain was a problem because they just entrenched themselves in the mountainous southern Italy and it was tough for us to get around we were having issues at the time because the American leaders and the British generals weren't getting on there was an ego like a lot of dick swinging

36:54figured it out though figured out why the law and now we're free to talk about this like it's normal perfect perfect perfect what do we what next question next question embarrassed guys is after Flav took after Flav Cold took over as host of the BBC 5 Live Football Daily this week if you could brutally evict one person out of their role in radio TV or film and take over what role are you stealing? I didn't think I did that. I thought I just sat and waited for my turn to speak. It sounded like it was a positive. Yeah, it sounded like it was a positive. Yeah, I thought it was more of a compliment.

37:35Thank you, mate. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I can't answer that question because I'm going to be working, potentially, almost certainly going to be working with who my answer would be next Thursday. That's exciting. So you'll find out that answer if you follow me on Instagram, it's Flav underscore Bateman because there'll be clips of the person though I would easily take over. Oh. But we'll say no more. Okay. We'll say no more. That was a really good pod, actually. They did a good job, Five Live, for previewing the Spurs season. Chris Elton and Andrew Townsend. So that was good. What was weird at that moment during the pod, you've got the producers in your ears at the same time as your...

38:17It's radio, right? Yeah. So they go, right, Chris Hewitt's going to stop. can you come up with a question for Chris Oton when he stops talking and they'll give you like 30 seconds so you've got to think of something to say and then he said right Andros can ask questions Chris Oton and then you can then ask Andros about Romero because that's what we'd agreed to do Andros asked me a question so I was like thrown I wasn't expecting Andros Townsend to give a fuck about me so I was really thrown on national radio When they're doing the questions and stuff, are they speaking to all of you as a whole?

38:57No, you can only hear your own. You can only hear. No, no, no. So would Andros have heard them say, Flav, ask Andros this, but he's just reversed it. No, no, no. He wouldn't have heard it. He wouldn't have heard anything. I think he just made a mistake. He was meant to ask. Right. Okay. Right. But they told him to ask me a question. Yeah. Which is obviously ridiculous. Yeah. Too busy shoving eggs up his ass probably. match of the day host of match of the day it's a pretty good gig isn't it once a week you'll never be out of work you know like if you're doing that you could do that for 30 years I'm happy I'm happy with this good salary it's alright isn't it nah alright I'll I'll replace Flav then if you're thinking it's so bloody good I'll take that this is good isn't it this is good yeah this is good I've not watched match of the day in years yeah I suppose I'm on one for years though have they?

39:48Well, two seasons. Lineker's not on there anymore. That's it. I've stopped now. Yeah, it's not the same since Des Lynam left it, mate. Crap. Who's going to be player of the season? Leffy, 186.

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42:47So I'll go for him. If I can pre-empt you, is it Fernandes or Van Hecker for you? It's one of them two. I know it is. Who do you think it is then? I'm going to say Van Hecker from you. No. So same for me. Yeah, Fernandes. Mine's purely because we know what Van Hecker can do. Senesi as well. uh we you know the we've we've all seen the stats and everything but with fernandez and there's a lot of this oh he went down with west ham and he went down with southampton you've paid a lot of money and all of this stuff and i just think that will be in people's mind he's a young lad as well a lot of responsibility come in for a huge price and i just feel like that um people won't be expecting to see how much he affects games and the performances that he puts in and that's what will kind of everyone be we'll sit back and sit up and be like fuck i don't understand what people go you paid 85 million for tally for for um for fernandez yeah what's it gonna do with you what's it gonna do if i buy myself a jacket you're not coming to when i'm looking fucking cool as fuck i'm on those stony yeah aqua scootum something like that yeah i go into the boozer And you go, nice jacket.

44:11Oh, you paid a lot for that, did you? No. I just looked the bollocks. That's it. Don't worry about how much I paid for it, you swat. Yeah, there is that. Yeah, there is that, isn't there? Yeah. Because he didn't go in there. He wasn't in Portugal's World Cup squad. So I think there's this. I think people are underestimating him. Do you know Amarim let him go from sporting? And there was a, and I read up on this, obviously, there was a bewilderment that they allowed him to go to Southampton. Southampton paid I think like 40 million pound for him when he was in in the Premier League right or was that West Ham that paid Southampton 40 million I'm not sure but they they paid the money someone did before we spent all the money on him but yeah there was like while he's not in a what is probably a generational midfield in Portugal like unreal like there's not like as good as Fernandes is it's not surprising he's not starting for Portugal he will be by the end of the fucking season boy So half it's in PSG, that's why.

45:12Yeah, there was bewilderment that he was allowed to be let go. And I just think we've got a special player. Who's going to be your player this season? I'm with Fernandes. Okay. Yeah. Just to be clear, I think he'll have a great season. But I think it'll be one of them where it's like, not necessarily under the radar, but it's just less obvious. I think he'll be like subtly just absolutely amazing. but I think yeah it'll be if those two have good seasons if those two are the two in conversation we will have had a good season I think because that was a real big difference between like a lot of our issues last year and a lot of what we're hoping for improvement this year I think those two are the key for us really yeah such a strange question Blue Ghosts says if you'd fuck a mum from one of the three main whinge bags from the other 14, which would you choose?

46:10A Brummie old one for Villa, Geordie accent for Newcastle, or East Midlands for Forest? What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know. Just choose one. If you have to fuck a Geordie mum, a Forest mum, or a Villa mum. Let's go with Geordie. Yeah, I would have said Geordie. I don't know why. It's just because I feel like the girls up there look after themselves like that, but they're sort of pampering themselves and it probably carries on into I don't want to say too much if I speak I'm not sure they look after themselves no I don't mean I just mean as in you know when they go out there's a big thing isn't it about Newcastle girls Geordie girls getting doled up for a night out right that's what I meant and so when they get older I just imagine there's probably a few more MILFs floating about that's all I'm saying I can almost hear what Flab's saying in his mind here yeah I like an old lady with loads of makeup on I think so yeah but then an old lady from me is like old now this is it yeah yeah uh i i there's a tap in there from a mum joke for you the neither you said i i knew it i've avoided it i came into this pod pretty heavy and i thought right i'll i'll let it slide a brummy old one from villa no one said my mum i was listening to a pod while i was in spain and used used that were like right The mum stuff has got to stop, right?

47:35It has stopped. It's got to stop. We can't be doing this anymore. Someone said one sentence about Tottenham. Within a second coming back, there's a mum joke. I was like, is it stopped? No, no. No, it's like a slow, gradual moment to improvement, isn't it? Right. There's a quote. Yeah, there hasn't been any one mum joke in this. So I think everyone's got the memo. What, today? That's not been a mum joke from the audience, is it? No, I came in, like I said, heavy, both barrels. But in a way, don't you think it's sort of water it down if it's both of your mums? Like if I'm picking on one mum over the other, that seems like more like harsh.

48:16But if it's just like generic, you're mum. Right, yeah, okay. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I lose the banter a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By next week, it'll be no one's mum. Do you know what I mean? Right. When you used to go on holiday, John? Yeah. Like Spain or something. Did you ever go abroad on holiday when you were a kid with your parents? So as I said, my granddad ended up retiring in Italy. So we'd go and stay with them. So we were lucky we'd go to Italy on holiday and stay. Would your mum? He'll be back. Oh, he's here, he is. Oh, is that something happened? Don't worry.

48:49Was your mum ever topless? Not to my memory. not to my memory no because I remember women of a certain vintage back then the amount of you don't really see it anymore but the veins in their boobs massive wangers but like really blue veins all going through their boobs yeah you don't see that anymore no the good old times they were the good days yeah they were the good days what's happened the world's gone mad since that stopped happening all the things that's happened that's what I need to know the answer to yeah I'll blame it on Covid since Covid I haven't seen a single veiny brain rest. It's not more, it's just they, you know, everyone takes care of themselves these days, doesn't they?

49:33Exactly, especially in the Geordies, yeah. Yeah. Legal Pumpkin, actually, there's time for this.

49:47John, you won't know about this. I can't hear anything. No, no, can I. Oh, okay. Is it like music, I'm guessing? Is it a quiz? Yeah, it is quiz music, isn't it? it's got a bit in it you can hear that no I can't hear anything mate nah oh no I think it's broken oh tragic why don't you do the quiz noise yourself I can't do that and speak oh mate we've got no we've got no quiz noise actually look if there's no quiz noise then there's no podcast yeah I mean there's no quiz oh fucking hell so I might hold off the Marmush career quiz till he signs yeah till he signs you can't hear this nah nah Imagine we were just lying.

50:28Imagine we were like, yeah, we can hear it. Me and Rick had managed to communicate via our eyes just to pretend we can't hear it. Oh, is that the wind? Remember when you used to ignore your mates at school? You pretend they weren't there. Oh, what's that? Is that the wind? Classic. Flav does that before we start pods sometimes. I'm like, I start talking and he's like, I can't hear you. And he's watching me unplug my mic and plug it back in. And he's like, yeah, I could hear you first of all. It's good. Yeah, it's good. A lot of time for that. Oh, that's classic. Kilkenny Castle, he says, boys, thanks for keeping the summer fun.

51:05I quite like this idea of the fighting cop boxing matches. This is not the first conversation I've had today about this. Cow versus Big John. Oh. Alex versus Mark. I genuinely don't know I'd win out of that. It'd be tragic. What? Alex from Bristol V. Nisbo? Yeah. Fucking hell. I think it'd be a whitewash in there. Yeah. I mean, Mark. Yeah. Mark wins. Yeah, Mark's clear win. Yeah, easy. Viking blood, isn't it? Yeah. I don't understand why the Viking empire is sort of celebrated in the British Empire. John, don't have to get involved in this. But the British Empire is not celebrated. In fact, it's much maligned as a terrible thing, as a bit of a stain on the history.

51:58The Viking Empire, however, make films about it. Great films where the Vikings win. Do you know what they did? They raped their way through Great Britain. Okay, so let's not stop making the Vikings, right, if you're not going to make the Brits. Yeah, the Brits. We want equal footing with other empires. Everyone's like, oh, the Romans are Romans. Yeah, all right, they did loads of stuff, but they did loads of bad stuff as well, so we just want to be on a par. it's like the mong who's the mongolian leader genghis khan mate he's fuck do you know basically we're all related to him yeah because he raped so many women yeah it's mental no one's like oh let's make films about him yeah pretty shampo they're like nah no you can't have that you can't you can't make a film about that no what spreading penicillin around the world no what's that inventing the internet oh no let's not make a film about that that's good telephone calls do you oh do Do you like common law?

52:54Do you like telephone? Oh, fucking hell. Do you like democracy? Do you like radar? Do you? No, actually, let's make a film about this man who raped so many women that we are all related to him. He's made the whole world incestuous because he's done so much raping. That's fine, but just, yeah. Okay, fine. I'm not allowed to mention the war on every podcast. Fuck's sake. You're not, though, because you just don't help. It doesn't help when you do it. It helps when I do it because I'm not like subtle with it. Yours is like, no, Royal Britannia and all that. Yeah. You're not ready to hear it, mate.

53:27It's lucky they can't see my Margaret Thatcher tattoos, otherwise it would be all kicking off. It wouldn't surprise me. Notino says, at the end of last season, Peter Tarrinson came out saying that their actions will speak louder than their words when it comes to making a team challenge for titles. Have they done enough this summer to back up those platitudes? Great question.

53:51The two statements came out. It was the Lewis children, Enoch, and it was Peter Charent, who's non-exec chairman. Have they done enough to back up the words that they said in the summer after the end of the season? Ricky, do you feel like they've done a good job? Do you forgive them? I wouldn't say forgive, but have they backed up their words? I believe they have. Are they showing ambition? I believe they are. And it's not just with the transfer. it was that Roberto De Zerbe as well, that that was the guy that they wanted. They went after him. He said he didn't want to come in like towards the tail end of the season.

54:32They went for him again. And then they got him, made him promises that when he come in, that we will spend and we'll get Tottenham back to the top of the table. And we broke our transfer record twice in a week or something like that. we're going for players that does Herbie wants and it doesn't feel like we are looking at players and we're like, that's a bit ambitious. That's too expensive. We've got this player down here who plays for Northampton who's equally as good. Go for him instead. So yeah, it does feel like they've backed up their words. year so i'm like a little bit conflicted on this because i think uh they have to a certain extent but i don't want to give them full credit just yet because i think basically there was a very clear view of like what we needed to do we were in a very extreme situation and therefore that like takes extreme measures the the points rick makes around like the um you know breaking our transfer record like all that stuff is true but our net spend isn't particularly high at all 80 million pound just above hull right so we've been spending about 80 million quid for the last 10 years probably a bit more unfortunately yeah exactly so there is like room to go now look i don't um someone accused me of being pre-annoyed which is my own catchphrase the reason i'm annoyed that we haven't signed the strikers to this point is because it will now impact our first game of season and so there's always a cost to waiting till the end of a window versus like getting players in before the the first game starts so it might be that we get Savino we get Mamouche and we get Gakpo in which case they have 100 % like achieved what they said they would and they've definitely stuck to their word if we don't get any of them then they haven't right because that isn't serious you can't go into a season with the front line that we currently have you know it's a little bit like so like my parents were divorced so when i was a kid birthdays right i'd get present from my mom present from like my mom's side of the family and then i'd go to my dad and i get my dad's side and then like you know my dad's grandpa typically uh my dad's side but not there's not much in it and neither was great yeah he was great but look what i was gonna say is it's like right early in the morning first present you're like oh brand new pro night train is brilliant that's exactly what i wanted that's exactly great what's that you've got me a playstation game fucking excellent can't wait do you need a playstation though have you got me a playstation no we've got you a box of shit oh all right there's nothing in that it's just so you know the beginning of the day people if you rang me and you're gone how's your birthday going i've gone fucking excellent right when i get to box three and you ring me how's your birthday it sounds ungrateful to go it's not gone as i expected actually flav i'm a bit i've just opened my third present it's a box of shit you're gonna go right okay human shit it's just my dad's shit in a box and he hasn't he hasn't he told me this was going to be the best birthday ever it looked like it was gonna be just do nothing but yeah he could have because that's what he's been doing for the last 10 years but this year he said it was going to be different right and now i've just got like two really good presents and a box of shit and that's basically where we're at we've got a great defense at a great midfield and currently a box of shit.

58:05If they end up buying us the PlayStation, i.e. Savinho, Mamouche and A and other, then we have had the best birthday ever. So, not yet is the answer to that question. All right. Give me the answer to this question from WDE2000. Ask Ricky if Mamouche was one inch in his mouth. Oh, for good sake. Ask Ricky if Mamouche was one inch in his mouth and Gekpo was one inch in his ass. and he was one inch in Savino. Which way is he moving? Coise, Daniel? Straight away, I'll just start performing the worm. So both in like that. All the way to the base. All the way to the base of both of them.

58:50I thought he was going to do a cartwheel. I think we will wrap up on this because we're on 57 minutes. This is a relatively dull question, but perhaps people might like the answer to these. Skillsmeister Dan, he says, I'm a relatively new listener and have been listening to a lot of old episodes and I have a few questions about the pod's history. Sorry if they're incredibly dull. I mean, after all the shit you've just heard in this podcast and Ricky being one inch in my motion, I think a bit of dull is fine. Why was Wendy's Youth Update segment discontinued? How far back have you gone? What are you possibly gaining from listening to that?

59:37Not Wendy's Youth Update, but our podcast back then. Discontinued. Did he just want to focus on the extra inch? Yes. Yeah. He just thought, fuck the fighting cock. We're doing the extra inch now. Those guys are pricks. um and then uh so second question is uh no i just they've done the extra inch it just seemed weird i don't know i can't remember the reason actually man it was such a long time ago ask windy send him this uh do you know why the custom thumbnails don't show up on apple podcast but doing spotify this is dull no i don't know the answer stop using apple get spotify yeah all right and this is probably the dullest question I've ever asked on this podcast, Skills Meister Dan.

1:00:21But you have your answers now. Why did the old episodes always start and end with two or three sports social podcast network on repeat? I don't know. I don't know. I know that that was a thing, but it was never a top of my priority to figure out why that happened. So there you go. Please send in more questions next, Dan. before we go is that mean did that come across as mean no no no no but i do hope that it's like oh hi so yeah i've got a mac and um i've tried to just like like update the brightness can you just like tell me how to do it i hope this becomes like a help desk now for like the more like niche elements of technology i really enjoy that are you boys uh looking forward to the season yes i can't wait now mate i've been so like i feel like i'm edging myself with pre-season like me and flub were talking about it uh earlier this week on my pod about i don't really like pre-season because it's not real it's just like training games and it's like frustrating it'd be like only ever able to watch like the under 21s or whatever.

1:01:38I want to watch the real thing and the real games. So now it's like upon us, mate. I'm buzzing for it. I can't wait. I kind of want to be in this bit for the rest of my life. I've never been more excited. Okay. Is that not a good place to be? Yeah. It's a great place to be. If I'm excited, I'm so excited for the new season. Let's just stay here. Yeah. Not to start the season. Just this bit here. Just the idea that we're just signing the players and everything stops. Nothing bad has happened. Everything's on the table. Like, at this moment in time, we could win it. We could. We could win it. Mate, that is a reality.

1:02:20And the thing is, though, John, it's not crazy what we're saying here. Of course we could. Look what we've done in the summer transfer window. Look at who our manager is. Look at what we will buy again in January when we need to. Look at who is operating like a proper fucking football club for the first time in two decades. That ain't aiming just to get lucky with some kid from Milton Key, MK Duns. No, I'm just saying, we got lucky with Dele Alli. We didn't realise he'd be as good as he is. We're not fucking about anymore. So yeah, I'm excited. Everyone's worried. Everyone's worried. That's how you know that Spurs are back.

1:03:05Hear them, John. Mate, everyone's worried. Oh my God, what are they doing? What, are they going to buy something new? And, Marmush, what is happening to football? It's none of your business. Yeah, it's none of your business. Don't worry. You should have relegated us. You didn't. And now you're going to fucking pay for it. No, you're going to pay for it. Listen to this. Any of you fucking cunts. I know a couple of you cunts who are not Spurs fans. And you're Liverpool fans. There are some fans that listen to this. I know. And I get it. You like the podcast. it's not really about football you like it you fucking conch should have relegated us we're going to make your lives fucking hell we're going to make your lives if we somehow do this we're going to be awful we'll be the most hated club in the world and we're going to love every fucking way of it right nice one thank you for downloading the fighting god podcast John Boy Ricky you're a legend a pair of you and yeah Win Lee.

1:04:04I'm going to win Lee. Thanks.

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