BEST BITS: Keyzie In The DM's

17:53Jason Hoyte:you need to keep them starved. No, four best bits this hour from the big show, plus your second and final chance to win a tool from the ITM Toolbox top-up. Of course, no throbber today, sadly. Not because all the fellas are away, but because the controversy would be too much to have an entirely yummy boys-themed throbber. Unless you disagree. 3483 is pill jam. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. It's talking heads on the Hauraki Itsy Bitsy Show. You're here with Pugs filling in for Hoity J, Mogey and old Keezy. And speaking of Hoity J, this date last year, October 24th, he'd just got back from a huge holiday away where I'm pretty sure he was permitted like at least two days of leave.

18:36Jason Hoyte:And so the fellas did a play-by-play on exactly how he would have spent his time off. Hey, while you're away, Jase, because you were away last week, eh? Yes, Keezy. Yeah, what was that about? While you're away, me and old Mogey over there, We got the listeners to help us put together what we assume a sort of regular day off for you might look like. Sure. Because you didn't leave the city. You know, you pretty much were just at home. Yeah. So we got people texted around 3483 and helped us put this sort of schedule together. So I'll just run you through a few of the things on it.

19:05Keyzie:Before you get into it, Kezia, I mean, do you feel like it's accurate or? I mean, I think it's absolutely accurate. Right, okay. 6 a.m. you're awake because of the sunlight. Yeah, generally about 5.30, caught to 6, and I've got a very thin curtain mogey in my room. Oh, yes. So the sunlight does get in a little bit, yes. Yeah, so instead of changing the curtain, making it darker and sleeping in, no, we'll just leave it. Well, I mean, the curtain itself, Keezy, is quite dark, but it's just a thin material. Sure. Yeah. Okay, 6.05, do staccato wheeze, which is like stop, starty wheeze. No, it's usually a power stream.

19:39And then it, don't lie, and then at 6.10, you decide that's actually enough, You shut off the tap and go, that's enough. I've pretty much emptied the tank. Then you put on some shorts because you're at home. And it's getting warm now. Inaccurate. Why? What did you put on? My trackies. Your brown crocs. Oh, your trackies and my brown crocs. 615, have a durry on the deck. 620. Incorrect. Sigh about nothing, then head back inside. No, incorrect.

20:01Keyzie:You got that around the wrong way. You sigh first. First, I make my wife a really terrible coffee, which she doesn't appreciate. Hang on. I've got that down. Oh, okay. 645. 645, make coffee for wife and over. And then at 6.50 you sulk because she says it's too hot. Can I just clarify? At 6.55. That sulking lasts for the duration of the day. That's right. At 6.55, have another durry and a whore of a mood. This is very important to clarify. I never have a durry before my coffee. All right? You can have a durry with your coffee. Yeah, so I make the coffee first and then I go outside and have a durry.

20:34Keyzie:Right, okay. We forgot 6.30, three perfect tubes and two imperfect strokes. Yes, that's accurate. We're up to 7 o 'clock now. Someone suggested that you do stretches, but then at quarter past seven, you moan about how sore your legs are from doing the stretches, and then at 7.30 a.m., you Google leg cancer symptoms and start panicking. Can I say, just for the sake of accuracy there, at seven o 'clock, I do chair yoga. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I can picture that. Yes. At eight o 'clock, you crank the hog. What's that again? Mogi said it was, do you get your motorbike out? Oh, is it? I know.

21:15Keyzie:No, inaccurate. Right, okay. 805, F and Jeff about Roo or the duck. 830, watch Dog Squad again and talk along to the voiceover. Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've actually never watched Dog Squad. Right, no, yeah. Sure you haven't. 9am drain your proboscis using two beach towels and that goes until 9.20 10 minutes for each nostril Yeah that's right and at that point you tell your wife about that time you used to work with Ryan Gosling 9.30 get your rod out 9.40 get your fishing rod out Depends on the tide Which one of those two things? Look I don't In terms of getting my rod out, that tends to be early on.

22:10Keyzie:Yeah. Right, okay. And getting my fishing rod out, that's tide dependent. Okay, let's say the tide was good. 9.40, you got the fishing rod out. 11.40, you retire from fishing with 15 undersized fish. Correct. 11.45, make the best ceviche in the world. Correct. Noon, tell everybody that you make the best ceviche in the world. Correct. Make the best iced coffee in the world to have with it. Correct. Have another durry at quarter past 12. Can I just clarify something here? I've probably had about eight durries by then. Right, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's only the first part of the day.

22:45Jason Hoyte:Are we pretty accurate? That's only lunchtime.

22:46Keyzie:Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.

22:48Jason Hoyte:So if you're wondering what Hoere J's up to, just go back through that play-by-play there. That pretty much nails the morning down. He'll be back on Tuesday with the rest of the fellas when the Haraki Big Show team's back in full. In the meantime, three more best bits to come this hour, plus a second chance for you to win a tool thanks to our mates at ITM on the final day of the toolbox top up. But in the meantime, here's Muse. Plug in, baby. It's Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Velvet revolver on Hauraki. It sounds like I was taking a lot of effort to pronounce that.

23:21Jason Hoyte:I absolutely was saying five times fast. You're here with Pugs. It's the Hauraki grower, not a shower show. I'm spinning you some of the fellas' best bits from throughout the years. Somebody actually texted me on 3483 and said, can we get some improv, please? This was a couple of days ago. And so I've kept that in the back of my mind just for you. Here's an improv from this time last year. Sound speed. Lights.

23:44Keyzie:Camera.

23:45Jason Hoyte:Action.

23:46Keyzie:Now it's time for the Big Show Improv. Well, I was thinking, fellas, in celebration of Kesey's overseas travels of late, and I, by the way, Mogi, had a real go at him about upgrading again yesterday. Let's not get off topic. And leaving his wife behind again. That's not what happened. So I thought what would be quite a nice scenario maybe this time is that Keezy's going through customs. Yep. Okay? So it's a customs sort of set up. Keezy is massively hungover. Yep. And also has terrible diarrhoea. Okay. Okay? Right, okay. I don't see why. Why? And he's getting, like, sharp pains in his stomach from a Thai curry he had the night before.

24:35Keyzie:Plus, of course, he's actually massively hungover. It was a death ramen. It was, okay. Yeah. You, of course, Mogi, will play the customs official. Yeah. All right? There we go. Customs officer Mogi. Yeah. Okay, airport. G'day, mate. Is this your bag? Yeah, it's my bag. What's your name, brother? Chris. Chris. Chris. Oh, sorry, Chris Key. Okay, I'm Customs Officer Mogey. I'm just going to, is it all good if I go through your bag? Yeah, still don't. I'm just going to unzip it here, mate, all right? But then, drummer, as drug dog Latte sidles over to Keezy and sniffs his ass. Oh, God, what's, sorry, are there dogs?

25:20Why is the dog sniffing my ass? That's not a dog, mate, that's an officer, all right? That's an officer of the Custom Service here in New Zealand, and you'll treat them with the same amount of respect as you treat me, all right? So the reason why we've pulled you over is Officer Goodboy over there, prior to smelling your anus as he is now, he's smelt drugs on your person. He's signalled, and so now I'm just going to go through your stuff here, all right? We're going to unpack it. We're just going to go through it item by item, all right? So what's this? One 12-inch dilly. Did you buy that over there?

25:52Yeah, it's a bit of a joke present for the fellas back home that I work with. One 14-inch dilly. Is that a joke as well, is it, mate? And that one there is engraved with the name Chris Key. Yeah, no, that's actually one for me. It was a...

26:07Keyzie:Just at that moment as Keyzy goes to release a bit of wind, he slightly shits himself. Oh, God. Hey, mate, how long is this going to take just quickly? Upwards of an hour. And then throws up slightly in his mouth. I've got a bit of a situation going on here. I had a lux last night, and it's just not agreed with me. Mogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his call. Is there a toilet? I'll be back in line. No, you'll be all right there, mate. Whatever happens now happens, all right? I just don't want to. We'll just stay between us, all right? Okay, between me, you, and Latte. Okay. Going through your bag here again, all right?

26:47Okay. One 18-inch dilly. Okay. I thought I put those in my jacket, if I'm honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, it's confusing, isn't it? Surely there must be other stuff in there. I can't remember just... No, there is.

27:00Keyzie:Just then, Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves. Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic gloves here. Right, okay. I've run out of my rubber ones. I've got my plastic ones on. Have you got latex ones? They're pretty tacky. And when I say tacky, I mean they're sticky. Right. When I say sticky, it means this is going to be a rough couple of hours for you, boy. Couple of hours? Trust me, if you're going to... We'll just get you to bend over there, mate. What, in the middle of the sort of x-ray area with everyone? Yeah, that's right. Okay. It's a new policy. Okay. Yeah, okay, what? Please, he loses all control of his bowels and releases fully.

27:37Keyzie:Does he? Ah,

27:44that's a shame. Just looking through your suitcase, here I can see a butt plug. Bit late.

27:50Jason Hoyte:What's fascinating about that improv there, kicking off your long weekend, is though Mike Minogue plays the customs officer in that scenario, I can really envision him being the charter. Don't know what it is. Hopefully that doesn't happen to him on his trip overseas. Hey, just while I've got you, you could win your share of that 10K cash injection we got on the Hauraki gig a little fun, thanks to our mates at Super Liquor. Listen out for the roar of the encore, which could go off at any time and give us a buzz on 0800 Hauraki. You just have to choose the gig. I'd go to the Freddy's tour, but for all I care, it could be one of those weird experimental drone bands.

28:24Jason Hoyte:Here's the cure on Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. It's the cult on Hauraki. It's Pugs here going back to back with the best bits. Another one from this exact date last year when Jason Hoyt had some very, very exciting career news.

28:41Keyzie:I don't normally do this, but there's something I need to address. Is this under the segment title, It's been bugging me? Is that a new segment we're doing? Yeah. Pugs, have you already banged up that, man? Have you already banged that up for us, man? That sting, man? To be honest with you, Mogi, I don't know that it sort of comes under that title. Okay. But it's one of those things that it's getting out of hand. It's growing. I hear people talking behind my back. You know, I hear the rumours. I see social media. and I've reached a point where it's like, okay, I need to address this before it gets out of hand.

29:20Keyzie:Okay. Can I guess what it is? Sure. You honker?

29:28Wow. So as a guess, I mean, just based on what you said about people talking about it, it getting massively out of hand.

29:37Keyzie:I don't even know what to say to that, Pugs, but anyway. Sorry, I was just a guess. No, look, it's no big deal. and I can confirm I'm going to be on the next series of Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh, yeah, congrats. Because it's been swirling around, and people, Hoere J would be awesome on this. Get Hoere J on. Hoere J would be... I would pay to see Hoere J on CTI. That is interesting, because one of the... Really, the only caveat that they have is that you can't tell anybody about it until the show is announced, after filming. Sure, but also they know that I've got a huge following and so they're trying to jazz up the whole pre-show hype.

30:22So start getting everyone excited about a year out.

30:25Keyzie:I'll tell you what the only contention's been actually thus far. Is it you saying it while the old season's still playing? No, the only contention, the only disagreement we've had contractually at the moment is they've asked me what charity I want to have as my charity and I've said my wife. because then, you know, it's like if I win$10 ,000 for my charity, da-doosh, my wife gets 10K. Sure. And Hoere J, like, ka-ching, ka-ching. Wow. And they were sort of against that, and I said, well, hang on, that will make me compete for reels. And when you've got Hoere J competing for reels, look out, New Zealand.

31:04Well, what I've noticed with actually a lot of the competitors on there, and not just this season, other seasons as well, is they all seem to have their own charity. Sure. They all seem to have their own charity. That's a good point. I'll be doing it for my own charity, and it is, you know, we do this, that, and the other. But they usually do help people. They don't just go to partners. Well, you know that they've got a charity. You haven't seen them do any work, have you? You've taken them at their word that they're doing work. I am, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I 100 % think they probably are.

31:30Right. But at the same time, I also don't know. So if you just start up a little charity.

31:34Keyzie:Exactly, mate. Yeah. Well, as I say, I've just made up my wife, so, I mean, that's pretty easy. You know, and I just felt it was important to get ahead of the game because sometimes these things get blown out and stupid things start swirling about. So, yes, I am going to be in the next series of Celebrity Treasure Island, all right? So just leave it there. And what do you think your strengths are going to be on CTI, Jase? Is it going to be your physical capabilities? Sure. Which we've seen across multiple videos. Is it going to be your ability to solve puzzles with your milky eyes? or is it going to be your ability to be able to build camaraderie with your fellow competitors given you don't really like people?

32:12Keyzie:I think it's going to be being able to stab every bastard in the back, Mogi. Yeah, definitely. Your people skills will shine through. So there we're done, all right? All right, sweet. End of the hearing. No more about it.

32:25Jason Hoyte:I don't want to hear any more about it because I'm eating a barbecue chip. More on that story before the hour's out. That's right, I'm going back to back to back with the best bits just for you. And in the meantime, if you get lonely and you miss the fellas over the weekend, just search us up on iHeartRadio. It's free to download, free to use. Search Hauraki Big Show and you can access the entire archive of absolutely garbage chat. Here's Midnight Oil on Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Radio Hauraki. It's Pugs here. One more best bit before the hour's out. Continuing the story of Jace's exciting career development of being selected for Celebrity Treasure Island New Zealand.

33:05Keyzie:This is Breaking News. Yeah, listen, fellas. What I just discussed in the last voice break, Celebrity Treasure Island, the producers have just called me I've been sacked. Right, did they say why? Yeah, because apparently you're not meant to talk about when they select you for the new series. So for the series. It's like Fight Club. Yeah, you don't talk about, you know, the one rule of CTI, because you don't talk about CTI. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Are you gutted about that? Because that could have been your big break. No, it would have been my big break, you know what I mean? and that's the way it goes, man.

33:37It's like the one rule of STIs as well, eh? Yeah, yeah. You don't talk about STIs. But you should if you've realised you've got one. Oh, you should responsibly, yeah. You should tell everyone. And also ring everybody up that you've ever sort of seen in the past and just go, hey, just a heads up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old Keezy's. No, don't use me.

33:55Jason Hoyte:The fellas will be back in full on Tuesday. If you can't wait till then, search Hauraki Big Show wherever you get your potties from. And in the meantime, more best bits to come before I get out of here, including Keezy leaving the big show and also him massively pesting the part two story of him texting Mogi's wife after six on Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. That's right, it is the big show, you mad sicko freaks, brought to you by our mates at Reburger with beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger, redefining the norm.

34:35Jason Hoyte:And if I could just direct your attention to this next slide, you'll see that Reburger is having both good times and good food. And that's whether or not you dine in or take away Reburger today. and if you just look at this next one you'll see that it's yeah that sounds like the kind of office I'd want to work and not only because of the scrum diddly umptious re-burger but also because of this office Radio Hauraki is dead I am dead alone because everybody's effed off for the long weekend so text me on 3483 with your plans I've got a few re-burger vouchers I can probably swing out in the meantime more best bits on the way but first here's Paddle of Mud on Hauraki The Hauraki Big Show.

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35:25Jason Hoyte:It's Radiohead on the Hauraki Big Shitter. I mean, show you're here with Pugs filling in for the fellas back in full on Tuesday. But in the meantime, squeezing in a couple more best bits for you as well. I can before I head off on my own long weekend. And this was when Keezy took his biggest hiatus from the Hauraki Big Show.

35:43Keyzie:Speaking of the three-day weekend, of course, Keezy, this is the last week for you, my friend. and then you're off for a month-long honeymoon, eh, boy? Three more shows, Keezy. How are you feeling about that, man? All good? Yeah, of course. I'm bloody excited. It's been a long time coming. Been saving up for a long time. My wife and I haven't been overseas. Well, I went to Fiji for a wedding, but before that it was probably five or so years. Eyes to the front, Keezy. But, yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, boy. Good on you, brother. Yeah, that's good. It's a, obviously getting to see a bit of Europe for the first time is pretty exciting and especially given, you know, that you're leaving when we're still, and like most people you would expect, Jason, back me up on this, you and I have been in radio a long, long while now.

36:32Wow. You know, generally people with time that you go on those sorts of trips when we've got that four-week break at the end of the year when everybody's off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're taking it off when we're sort of, you know, still in the thick of things and you're sort of opening the door, I guess, because pugs will be coming in. Pugs will be replacing you for a month, and that doesn't bother you at all, man, like sort of opening the door for somebody else to have a crack.

36:57Keyzie:Oh, totally. As they say, Mogi, there's 50 to 100 people as soon as you walk out that door that want to walk in that door. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? They're banging on the door, as they were. And we've got a little chat going on, just separate from the show, with pugs, for when you're away, by the way, just incidentally, the ideas are pissing out of them. Oh, unbelievable. They are pissing out of them. Because the sort of the road, you know, of radio is sort of littered with the corpses of overconfident former presenters, former personalities. You're not wrong, mate. Right. So what do you, I mean, obviously.

37:36Keyzie:But I'll tell you what, your first time in Europe, that is awesome, man. It's going to be just you and your partner going for walks and eating pizzas and pucks. Yeah, obviously it's going to be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously I'm happy for Pug. He's a member of the team. We've all got our jobs. We all know what we're doing. Sure, yeah. I've seriously never been more impressed than I have working with Pugs. He's just blown me away with his work ethic. Oh, totally. You don't even have to ask. He's just go, go, go the whole time. Totally, we all are. Chucking out ideas all the time. Oh, so good.

38:09Keyzie:Mate, I'm looking forward to it. He's going to be great. Jase, I mean, I know what you guys are saying, and thanks for your concern, but my name's written down on a piece of paper that says Keezy. Yeah. Who wrote that? Part of the big show. Who wrote that? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you sign it? Yeah. Oh, right. But it says Keezy, big show, presenter. Sure. You know what I mean? Sure, sure, sure, sure. So they're not just going to... I mean, they'll keep you around Hodaki, you know? I mean, you'd be surprised how many calls you get into a show between sort of midnight and four. Yeah, yeah.

38:39Keyzie:Well, I heard Prebs was maybe going away for a month. So the night show's going to be up for grabs again. But it's good, man, that you're not even bothered by it because I would be, even in my position, which feels fairly secure, I'd still be like, oh, I don't know, man. Mate, you know, I've accused you of having tiny bullies before, Keezy. You have big bullies walking out and just going, see yous, see you. Because I just don't, this is me, though. This is not you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how, you know, you're going to go away, it's a honeymoon with your wife, and given, you know, how are you going to stay in the moment, you know, when you know damn well your head's on the chopping block.

39:19Yeah, yeah.

39:19Keyzie:Well, I wouldn't put it like that. You just see great Insta post after Insta post. Because, I mean, Pugs will still be doing all that stuff, you know what I mean? Right. He'll be filling all the roles. Yeah. Looking forward to it. But, you know, seriously, then. As they say in France, Kesey, bon voyage, brother. Yes, c 'est la vie. Oh, thanks, fellas. Looking forward to it.

39:42Jason Hoyte:Just note that if you decide to take extended leave like Kesey, your co-workers will probably say the same thing about you. And while I've got you, the Radio Hauraki Swingers Golf Polo is still available now from mrvintage.co.nz if you want to feel like how we did in Fiji. Here's the killers. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. It's the killers on the Haraki Big Show with Pugs filling in for the fellas. And, of course, we've got that 8K ring to give away thanks to our mates from Diamonds on Richmond. But we know that us Kiwis need a little bit of encouragement to drop a knee and propose.

40:18Jason Hoyte:So we're asking you to nominate or tell us your story about not getting proposed to. And on the line, I'm actually joined now by Anonymous. Anonymous, are you there?

40:28Keyzie:Yes, I'm there.

40:29Jason Hoyte:Hi. Thanks for coming on, Anonymous. Now, I want you to tell me your story, because obviously you don't enter unless you're waiting on a proposal. So what's going on? We've been together for seven years, and he has two teenage children.

40:45Keyzie:So we don't really have plans for more children. And I think the least he can do for me is drop a knee. And what best way to do it is get his favourite radio station to help me give him an edge. because if the boys come to do it, he'll do it.

41:03Jason Hoyte:Right, so it's going to take encouragement from the boys. Have you tried encouragement from his pals or other people in his life before you came to us at Hauraki?

41:13Keyzie:I think they're all keen on it, but he's just a management. He cares more about building a cattle yard than a ring on a finger.

41:20Jason Hoyte:I see, I see. So, okay, so he sounds like a backbone, but he'd be even more of a backbone if he actually just nutted up and actually dropped the knee. All right, Anonymous, I'll chuck you on hold there. I'll come back to you in a moment. Thank you for that. So there you go. There's just one of many, many stories of Kiwis not getting proposed to, and Diamonds on Richmond are here to help. And if you're actually okay with dropping a knee and you're planning on purchasing a ring this October, there's not much time left, but if you do, tell them that Hauraki sent you, and Diamonds on Richmond will include a complimentary pair of diamond earrings with every engagement ring purchased in October.

41:54Jason Hoyte:And that's all thanks to our mates at Diamonds on Richmond, making buying an engagement ring really, really easy. It's Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Hauraki, you're here with Pugs filling in for the fellas on the Big Show, Jase, Mike, and Keezy with the final best bit of the day. We have made it. Thanks for coming along for the ride. Here is part two of Keezy pesting on Mike Minogue's wife on Instagram. Mike, do you want to get my...

42:23Keyzie:Just take a minute if you don't mind. Yeah, man, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, mate.

42:31Keyzie:Hey, Keezy. What's up? Listen, I've just been chatting to old Minogio. Oh, yeah. And a bit of something's come up, I guess you could say. On air or off air? Yeah, it was on air. It was on air. And I think I... Listen, mate, I think the world of you, I really do. I think you're a top bloke. Oh, thanks, man. I really think you're a top bloke. I like you too, man, yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, that's cool. And I really like Mike. But listen, Mike was just saying on air, and it's something I think we need to address, that you've, since yesterday, started pesting his wife a little bit. Pesting? That, yeah, she's refused to accept you as a friend or something like that on Instagram or something like that.

43:15Keyzie:Oh, yeah, yeah, she did. And she was saying that you've been texting her every hour ever since, and she's kind of freaked out, mate. I'll be really honest with you. Well, I'm not texting her because she wouldn't give me her number, so I've been messaging her. Yeah, well, she's saying that you're doing it every hour, every half hour today. So she's been getting them. I just think we've got to be setting a few boundaries here, my friend. Right. I know Minogio's a bit freaked out by it. His partner is certainly freaked out by it. Why? I just want to be friends with him. I know, I know, and that's fine, Keezy.

43:47Keyzie:But maybe just lay off the texts and the messaging for a little while. Let me have a word with her. Right. And in the meantime, just maybe back off a little bit because she is totally freaked out. She thinks, I mean, because she knows you're a bit of a pest, a bit of a, you know, the whole porno thing. Oh, did you tell her about that? Well, no, I mean, she listens to the show and she's kind of freaked out. So maybe just back off a bit. I don't want to be handing out any PGs, Keezy. I want to know what her problem is. There's no problem, Keezy. Just. Okay. And you'll sort it? Put it in, mate. Pull it in.

44:18Keyzie:All right? Reign it in? No, pull it in. Right. Thanks, mate. And you'll sort it out. Okay. Uh, coming up, I tell you, you all right, mate? You good, mate? Yeah, I'm all good. You guys all good? Keezy. Keezy, you mad bastard. Totally mad. Keezy, you sick son of a bitch. Hey, uh, mate. Yeah, man. It's all good, mate. Oh, it's all good. Cool, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

44:43Jason Hoyte:Two words for old Keezy there. Shocking bastard. He'll be back with the fellas on Tuesday from 4 at the standy Big Show time. In the meantime, if you can't wait till then, get your fix by searching Hauraki Big Show on the iHeart Radio app. Free to download the app, free to use online, get around it. In the meantime, more tunes on the way on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

45:16Jason Hoyte:Yeah, boy, you know what that sound signifies? start of the long weekend baby hey thanks so much for hanging out on the itsy bitsy teeny winny yellow polka dot show with me pugs filling in for the fellas on the big show of course they'll be back in full next tuesday from 4 p.m at the standy big show time but in the meantime plenty to come over the weekend you got the whole podcast archive to look forward to on your long weekend roadies just search horeki big show on the iheart radio app or wherever you get your podcasts Honestly, I don't bloody care. Just have a listen. And do have a geeze at the Insta as well.

45:50Jason Hoyte:We're putting out a whole bunch of great stuff on there, including all the Fiji adventures if you haven't caught up on those. But if you're sick of beautiful, beautiful beaches and epic golf courses, there's plenty more to come on there as well. I'm going to head home now. I'm dog sitting for the next three weeks, so I'm going to enjoy some squeezes of the cavoodle. That sounds like a euphemism. It is not. Plus, I'm hosting a dinner party tonight with a few pals and supposed to go to a batch in Snell's Beach this weekend. Classic yarn. It was already booked out by the person's parents. So now I can't go.

46:21Jason Hoyte:So they're just having drinks at their flat, which seems like the standy Kiwi solution. Have yourself a beautiful weekend. I'll be back on Sunday morning, actually, on my standy Sunday time with a few iconic moments from the big show from the week. It never bloody ends, and I love every moment. You're listening to The Big Show. Thanks for hanging out. This has been Pugs filling in for the fellas that Tuesday at 4. Have a beautiful, safe, long weekend. Bye!