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23:25One of the more on-theme tunes you picked, Jess.

23:35And Big Dilly went for... He say, I know you, you know me. One thing I can tell you is you've got to... You'll be free. Come together. Right now. Over me. That is crazy work from Delhi. Very nice. Yeah, trippy, man, trippy. Let's go to the phone lines. Hello, caller. Who's this? My name's Rick. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, Rick. How's your Friday going, mate? Well, you know, a couple of quiets after work, battling the traffic and looking forward to it. Lovely night. How are you, Backbones? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Good thing, mate. Thanks for asking, man. What are you running with there, Rick?

24:24What am I running with? In what respect? The thromber. Hey, the thromber? Oh, we're going with Finn Lizzie, for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good night, Sam. Thanks, mate. Yeah, good one. Thanks, mate. You've got a key point each other in the game. Yeah. All right. Good on you, mate. G'day, Liam. How's life? Good, mate. How's... How you going? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. You got a pendulum feel about Liam. Don't assume. You reckon? What are you running with there, Liam? Corner has to go with the jazz. Oh! Yeah, well, it's a good Friday tune. It is a great Friday tune. And it is very on theme. Good on you, Liam, your massive backbone.

25:06Thanks, Liam, mate. Good stuff. Finally, I've had a bit of a drought of late, fellas. Really? Yes, even though I'm leading. Turn it up, chill out, crack a beer, have a durry. Beautiful. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Spinboys. And the Jez. Well, there you go. The boys are back in town. Thin Lizzy there, Pugson. Well done, Jase. Great win. That is a tune. And a nice little break up from the Yummy Boys as well. I think you did really well with that. Thanks, man. I really appreciate it. Why are you rolling your eyes? I don't know. I don't know what you're – is there like a glint in here in the light in your eyes?

25:50All points to Hoity Jizz on 3483. Nice text there for you, Jase. You're on a rock – you're, spelled incorrectly, on a rock show, Pagu-san. You should be – proceeds to describe me getting executed. Yeah, this is the thing about the throbber. I've had some fair old abuse over the years for some of my packs. In fact, to be fair, all of us have. Oh, 100%, nobody's safe. Sorry, I just was momentarily distracted. Oh, a bit of an noise to the front, was it? Not at all. Dilly's saying otherwise. Because people are very passionate about their music. That's why, Pugson. Oh, I know who you're talking about, Jase, you sicko.

26:30Now, the Throbber score is now out in front. You've got Horty Jizz on nine with an asterisk, closely followed by Mogey on 7 Keezy on 6 with 2 asterisks Pugs on 4 and Old Dilly on 1 Interesting, did you win any of them while they were away? Yeah Oh you did? Like 2 at least No, well they've only been away for 2 weeks I think you'll find I've been doing the throbber for 3 weeks, Jase Because do you know how Keezy went away for a week? Just at the start there, so I did it with you guys. Oh, so you won that one. I don't know. I don't remember. We have to look back in the archives. I did win one, though.

27:14Great stuff. Now, coming up, Outrage in the Hoidi J Household. Oh, dear. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Guns. Roses there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. Oh, what did I say? You said the Big Show. My bad, man. Big Chode. Thank you. something terrible happened in the Hoity J household today, Pugsan. You okay? Yeah, no, it's fine. I mean, it just shocked me to the core, that's all. Right, yeah, yeah. I was sitting in the lounge with my wife, and this is an exact transcript of our conversation. And as I was blowing out a huge cloud of vape, she looked at me and she said, that's terrible.

28:04And I went, what do you mean? and she said, vaping inside. And I said, are you serious? And she said, yes. And I said, what, do you want me to go outside and vape? Thinking, you know, she won't want me to be that extreme. And she went, yes. And I said, you want me to go outside in the pissing rain and freezing cold and vape? And she said, yes. And I went, are you serious? And she went, yeah, I am serious. Now, that's disgusting. You're right, Chase. You shouldn't be vaping inside. Don't you take her side, Pugs-san. It is disgusting, man. She called me last night. In tears? That's right. But I was shocked because I've been doing it quite a lot, obviously.

28:57I mean, she banned me from doing it in bed, which is fair enough. I get that. You know, it's not cool. It's also kind of sick doing that in bed, I don't know. But, you know, I'm sitting in the lounge. She's on the opposite side of the lounge. I'll have occasional little toot. I mean, come on, man. It's freezing cold outside. A, it's not uncommon for places to ban you from vaping indoors. It's not. Yeah, but this is my house, man. Yeah, but also B, I'm also surprised that you won't fart in front of your wife, but you'll vape in front of her indoors. Well, I mean, I don't blow it in her face or anything like that.

29:35Well, you might as well be. I turn away and I blow it in the opposite direction because she can't even smell it. I don't believe that. Who's with me, New Zealand, on 3483? This is a disgrace. It's a disgrace, I say. Just go outside, man. It's cold outside, pugs. And I'm only having one or two blasts on it. And stop doing it in here. Just because you can't do it at home doesn't mean you can bring it into this sacred space and start hooning it. Well, I can't at the moment because it's charging on someone's computer, so. Hey, coming up, another best bit from the Big Show. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

30:14The Killers there on the radio, Hauraki Big Show this Friday night. Now, the fellas, of course, returning on Monday, Pagsann. We'll have the full team back finally. With that in mind, we've been setting the table a little bit and looking back retrospectively on the Big Show. So what have you got for us today, mate? Jase, do you remember Mike Minogue having a preservatives era? Yes, I do, actually. Making jams and stuff. Yeah, he had a really great weekend one time making jams. So this is all about that. Had a bloody good session in the old kitchen yesterday. Oh, great stuff, mate. Sundays I like to use for food preparation for the week.

30:53So I'll make the kids lunches for the week. and I'll also get out there and I'll start making my bread, any sort of meals that I can just, just so that during the week it sort of frees up my time. Yeah, totally. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly what you mean. And old Maureen, I don't know if I told you about her, she lives a few doors down and two up and one across in the old apartment building there, Maureen. She moved into the apartment. She had a nice bloody homestead, she did, down in Taranaki with her husband. but he got unfortunately they had a farm down there and of course he got murdered by a ram Wow I remember you telling me about that Gord Yeah Yeah Yeah It was pretty tragic anyway so she thought she'd be able to get off the farm she couldn't handle it herself Terrible shake skeezy Right so she moved to downtown Auckland Yeah Yeah changed it up and it's just much easier that apartment life So anyway she's there Could have been the pulse of the city mate Yeah And she wants to be close to the casino though because she's got a shocking gambling addiction.

31:55Oh, cool, cool, yeah. And so she hasn't really got any mates, so she's got heaps of cash, so I sort of befriend her, you know? As you do, yeah, yeah. That's really nice, man, yeah. Yeah, and so anyway, she's pretty big on all that stuff around the old farm there. She's old school, I guess you'd say, so she knows how to cook jam. So I thought I'd get her along and she can cook up jam because my daughter loves her jams, your raspberries and your strawberries, et cetera, et cetera. So I got her along to show me how to do it. It's a bit of a bloody process if I want. Oh, yeah. Tell me about it. To be frank, after all of that, it was a bloody pain in the ass.

32:29And you think, oh, shit, I might just spend four bucks down at the supermarket and be done with it. But anyway. I'm like that with veggies. You know what I mean? Growing them? Nah. Go to the greengrocer. So, yeah, what you've got to do is you've got to get them in a pot with all sorts of this, that and the other. To be honest, I kind of tuned out. She was telling me everything. Oh, God. She did go on a bit. They do roll people, eh? Oh, God. Tell me about it. The thing about it is, because she doesn't see many people, she lives alone. The only person she really sees is the cashier down at the casino there.

33:02Yes. So she's got a lot of yap in there by the time I see her on the weekends. And anyway, we're boiling up the old, boiling up the raspberries there with heaps of sugar in it. Oh, plenty of sugar. So it's a bit bloody hot, man. And it's like, I guess I'd liken it to tar. Yes. It's like a lava as well. Um, anyway, she was, uh, we had the one pot going. That was bloody hot as a bastard. Um, I just got a bit on my finger. Blister, like you wouldn't believe just passed. Oh, yeah, mate. I know exactly what you're talking about. Had the other pot going with the strawberry jam in it. She was lighting the, uh, the gas stove there.

33:36And anyway, I turn around and when I look back, she's set her apron on fire. Oh. You remember, Keezy, I was saying she's got the shaky hands. Yeah. Well, as a result of that, she's lit her bloody apron on fire. So I'm looking around for something to put her out with. all I can find is the raspberry jam. You remember the stuff, Keezy? Yeah, you're making the jam, yeah. The hot stuff. Yeah, it's like lava. Yeah. So I threw that on her. Yeah. Was there no tap or anything? Oh, yeah, there's a tap there. But it's quite next to it. But it would have had a really good smothering effect, wouldn't it? Oh, really good.

34:10I mean, look, put it this way. It put the fire out. Yes. Right. And so where is she now? The Burns Unit down in Christchurch. Because that stuff sticks to you. Was it jammed up? Were you able to get a couple of jars out of what was left? I mean, you didn't chuck it all out, did you? No, no, scraped a bit off. Oh, yeah, good. And the raspberry? You got some jars out of that? Oh, nice work, mate. Yeah, I know. Sounds like it was worth it to me, old Maureen. What was her name? Maureen, his neighbour, getting burnt, making jams. It's a bloody precarious business making jams, et cetera, et cetera. You do it as well.

34:48Oh, all the time. And you tip that over yourself when it's at full tit. Pretty painful, Pugsan. You strike me as a marmalade lover. No, actually, but my wife is. Yeah, that makes sense. You strike me as a marmalade lover, along with tofu, along with granola. As long as it's organic, brother. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Pugs. Hoity J. More like Sperm Boy and the Chiz. Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're Friday nights going along very nicely indeed. But right now it's time for... We're off to find the brewery of the day. I remember actually when we were doing this last year.

35:37Yeah. We could never quite get it right, the entire team. What do you mean? Well, whether we went up or down for the brewery of the day. Because mogi used to continuously go up. Yes, and that one doesn't call for that. No. It's day. So what have you got for us, Pugs-Han? Today's all about the Crimson Badger. They started from scratch. The what? The what, sorry? The Crimson Badger. Okay. That's what it's called, Crimson Badger. They started from scratch, 16 empty kegs, and nothing but pure grit. What, in the kegs? No, they didn't put grit in the kegs. Oh, right. It's just like they had empty kegs, and it took grit to fill up those kegs, I imagine, and start the Crimson Badger business.

36:22Now at year seven, with their aspiration list being ticked off one by one, a team of six strong still producing in Queenstown. They've extended their range, and they've got a whole new list of aspirations as well. and their specialty seems to be an alcoholic ginger beer. Go. And you'll be able to try that at Bear Vana now. Of course, Bear Vana, 22nd and 23rd of August at Sky Stadium in Welly. Tickets from bearvana.co.nz. And don't miss the big show live the day before, Jase. Yeah, that'll be good, man. The old ginger beer, it's quite popular on the alcohol front, isn't it? Your ginger beers, your ciders, your lemonades.

36:57Your lemonades, yeah, I agree. I agree. It's inventive. I can see why people would be into those sort of things. A hundred percent. You know, a bit of a ginger beer with a little bit of a bite to it. Oh, yeah. That sounds hot. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. You're welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're steaming into your Friday evening. You're listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show brought to you by Reburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change the game. Get it in you. Yeah, so true, man. Oh, now, was it last night you were going to have Wee Burger or was it going to be this weekend?

37:38No, it wasn't last night. It was going to be this weekend from memory. Okay. Especially because, like, today's payday and all that, you know what I mean? I don't know that if I believe you or not about that, Pugs. I feel like you're just making it up for the sponsor's sake. Can you not do this bit that we've already done with you because you're the least believable person on the planet when it comes to eating our sponsor? What I want you to do, if you do do that, is take some pics and put it on Insta. Oh, of course. So if I get Reburgy, you can bloody bet that it'll be on the Horeki Big Show Instagram page.

38:05Well, you also promised me that you won't use a free voucher and that you'll pay legit money for it. That's not what I said. I said I'm 100 % going to use a voucher. Go back to yesterday's podcast. By the way, I meant to ask you, how were your free bevvies yesterday? Did you try them? No, no, no. They're still sitting out there. I haven't had them yet. I might as well take them home then if you're not going to use them. Well. I've got people that'll use them. I want to use them. Thanks, mate. Hey, now, coming up, the results of the big poll. I'm really intrigued to find out what the score's going to be on this particular one, Pugzan.

38:40In the meantime, let's groove on down with some Tom Petty. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Yes, indeed, live there on the radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening. Now, we are running an extraordinary competition at the moment, and it's about the 90s, isn't it, Pugsan? That's right. It's nothing but the 90s. You know what I'm saying, man? So it's not about the 80s or it's not about the 2000s. It's specifically about the 90s. Or any decades before or after those that you just said. It's only the 90s, Jase. And it's all thanks to our mates at Superlicker. They're celebrating 30 years of cheers.

39:24so they've come aboard to help us find the biggest songs of the 90s in a 500-song countdown, but you, the listener, decide on what those tunes are going to be. Yes. Do you have any favourites from the 90s or any standouts? Look, as I've said previously, that was kind of the prime of my life. The 90s. And had many, many, many good times in the 90s, some really bad times too, I must add. And I guess you could say the soundtrack for me, for Hoity J's 90s, Pearl Jam. Really? Yeah. Every party you went to, all that sort of stuff, in the flat, Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam. And I think, I mean, apart from the fact that they're a great band, I think that's why I have such an affection for them.

40:13Yes. Because I still love Pearl Jam. And I think because it conjures those good times. I, for some reason, specifically remember a party. It was summer. All the mates were around. We had kegs of beer. Pearl Jam was blasting out. And we were just having an awesome time. And I had a really attractive girlfriend at the time too. Not that that's important. Yeah, no, you just had to point it out. Okay, well, I'm sure somebody listening to this, you'll have tunes that evoke those similar sort of memories or emotions for you. Obviously, I was only in the 90s for four years. Yeah, you were still on the busy at that stage, weren't you?

40:56Well, not at the age of four, Chase. Well, you know, some kids are still breastfeeding at four pugs. Yeah, not me, from memory. Right, okay. I know that I do have some favourites from the 90s, though. Because I was speaking to your mum the other night. She said you breastfeed until you were eight. Shut. But I think Creep by Radiohead's probably in my top three 90s tunes. Yeah, good tune. I do like a lot of Alanis Morissette from that time. She was huge. Yeah, 100%. But it's not up to me. It is up to you. You can vote now by texting the word VOTE to 3483 or go to horeki.co.nz. And also, everybody who votes goes in the draw for a massive 90s price pack.

41:36And when you go to vote, we'll tell you all about it. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. See what I'm saying, man? Exactly what you're saying. Get involved! The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Queen there on the radio, Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening. And we're going to have one last final look back in the archives there of the big show because, of course, the fellow's going to be back live on Monday. That's right. And we've gone back through the years 2023, 2022, even some from 2024. This one is from this year. Wow, okay. I thought, we've come a long way. Let's get something that involves Mogi and Keezy very heavily because they're the ones returning on Monday, but quite a recent one.

42:22And it's when, well, it's actually about Keezy getting into some lovemaking. Well, look, I don't want to draw a massive amount of attention to it. It's just something interesting happened to me last night and I want to know if a similar thing ever happened to you guys. Okay. Good set up. So basically what happened was my wife and I. Yeah. My wife. We were just sort of there. Oh, nice. You like that? I haven't even said anything. Yes, you were what? Dribbling as well. I just dribbled everywhere. Just thinking about it. So no, we were just starting to maybe get things moving. Yeah, sure. You know?

43:04How do you do that, by the way? Well, I put my orthopaedic slippers on. Down on all fours. You get on all fours in your pink jacket. That's right, and I mince into the room. And I sort of get down on all fours and look over my shoulder. This isn't even the part.

43:27So let's just say. Sure, okay. You know, the very beginning where things were starting to heat up. In the Kesey household. And then. And then, like.

43:43And Jase has got a vivid imagination. Yeah, you do too. Okay, Jase. Yeah, no, carry on. Are you pitching a tent over there, man? What the hell? Okay, so things are just starting to heat up. Yes. Not real hot. Okay. Just lukewarm to begin with. Sure, yeah. And as we just sort of, you know.

44:06As we're just starting to get into things, a thought popped into my head. and I was just like it was funny today old Mogey and my wife was just like if you mention old Mogey or Hoity J right now then we're done here and then I couldn't stop laughing

44:37it was so Oh, God. Also like old mogi as well.

44:49And the worst part was... It was literally me trying to tell her the yarn about... It was me just trying to...

45:14Anyway Some proud outs here on 3.5 Oh my god Oh Jesus But then I couldn't stop laughing because I now had it in my brain that This was going to be content on tomorrow's show Oh shit And then, like, later on that night, later on in the day, she was like, so what were you, what did you want to tell me about? What was that yarn about old Mogi? She's dying to know. And then I was like, oh, when his wife goes away, he doesn't even clear out. It throws away all the stuff. That was the shit just yarn. And she's like, oh, cool, man. Thanks for bringing that up. But the thing is, Keezy, like, when you brought it up, Your radio through and through.

46:05It was such a great tease that she wanted to stick around through the shit sex to find out what the story was. Oh, yes. Yeah, so a very Mogey and Keezy-focused one for the last best bit because the fellas will be back on Monday with you. And what I loved most about that particular story, I've done the same thing. Really? Yes, I've done the same thing. That's why I found that particular story so hilarious. Yes. If I, without getting too much into it, I've had the same thing done to me. Right. Yes. Yes. I also get a lot of stuff from my wife, not when I'm making love. Right, okay. But, you know, big showisms, I call them.

46:48And she'll go, no, don't say that. Oh, you bring it up in a home scenario. I'm about to say something that's kind of big showish, and she'll go, no, don't say that. Yes. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

47:13Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the final show of the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Jase, it's our last break together, man. Call it what it is. Yeah, totally, man. Well, who knows, Pugson? You know, down the track, the fellas might piss off again. and you and I will be back on the fray. But I want to just take this moment to say thank you, your backbone. You've done an amazing job, Pugs-san. You've been filling in two – well, you've been doing two jobs. And it's been an absolute pleasure to work with you, my friend. So thank you from my heart. Good on you, Pugs-san, you hot Pilates granola-eating stallion.

47:53Tofu boy. That's very kind of you to say, Jase, and I appreciate your welcoming nature having me do this because I know you miss your fellas. That is the show. You know, we're a full team. And also, I appreciate that you're saying two jobs. That's not 100 % true, though. I would be remiss if I didn't have my good pal Dilly here acknowledged because he's looked after us very well for the last three weeks in Studio B during the show. But it has been an absolute pleasure. And I was going to mention Big Dilly, too. Sure you were. Absolutely I was in Studio B. And what a – I mean, he's been okay. You were saying you barely noticed him.

48:29I wouldn't call him a pug-san in Studio B. I wouldn't call him a pug-san either. No, he's been a good thing. Good on you, Dilly, mate. You're a champion. Jase, just since it's our last break, why don't we call the show by its real name? Oh, absolutely. You're damn right. Shall we do one more? Just to absolutely finish the show on. Yeah, man. For the last time, well, hopefully not the last time, Spurn Boy and the Jizz. Spurn Boy. What the hell? The Jays on Radio Horaki. That's how you do it. Did you want to do an outro clip? Oh, yeah, might as well. Yeah, cool. Well, Dilly's affectionately called this one Rip Arse.

49:10My wife and I did a shop today because it's been ages. We were like, shit. I ripped arse in the studio yesterday and you didn't hear me and you were right there. I just need to make that clear. Was it a loud rip arse or was it one of those silent and potent? It was audible. It was audible. Oh, okay. Yeah. I just, sorry about that. Anyway, you and your wife. And we were doing a show. There you go, man. It's disgusting. Ending on a high note for Spoon Boy and the Jizz. I'm taking it back now, all that stuff I said before. It's too late. It's on record. Can we have one more Spoon Boy and the Jizz?

49:45Just to literally close out the show? Yeah, here it is. Here it is. All right. It's Spoon Boy and the Jizz. On Break Break Radio. Hold on.