FULL SHOW: A Case of Jase-Face (Feat. Paul Gallen)

11:43Keyzie:Yeah. Yeah, well, we had a bit of sleep chat on the podcast outro today. I won't be sleeping for a couple of weeks now.

11:49Jase:Yeah.

11:50Keyzie:I'm just going to be patrolling my property.

11:52Jase:You know what you should do?

11:53Keyzie:He's waiting to deduce someone.

11:55Jase:The horse has bolted, sadly, and the horse has gone down to the local Foursquare and bought five packs of Port Royal.

12:01Keyzie:Yeah, that's the other thing I learnt, is that they have a penchant for Port Royal tobacco and Prezi cards. I was like, Prezi cards? And that's the issue, right? And the reason the bank didn't spot it is because that's your usual purchases anyway.

12:15Jase:Yeah, Prezi, yeah, yeah, Port Royal. If they had any sense, they would have gone straight to Reburger. The Hauraki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

12:25Keyzie:Yes, indeed, Billy Idol there on the radio. Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is 20 minutes to 5 o 'clock. Now, fellas, did you catch the ABs over the weekend? Sure did, Jason. You came for some Rugby Union chat? Sure, man. Crouch, touch, pause, engage. Rugby Union chat with Hoytie J.

12:50Keyzie:After the first test, an improved performance from the ABs, I thought, particularly in that first half, they were clumsy and made a lot of mistakes in the second.

12:57Jase:What was the score, Jase?

12:58Keyzie:Oh, that's actually a good point. I can't remember, 47-17 or something?

13:02Jase:That's why we come to you for all the rugby union chat.

13:05Keyzie:But in that first half, there were some glorious tries, I have to say. The first try by Roy Gard, who I was talking about last week, I reckon is world class. He is probably one of our best players. The little dummy in the ruck there going down the blind side. Wasn't it from a line out? Yeah, but it was in a ruck and they pretended to flip the ball out and then went round the blind side there. That was rugby genius. He's also, and I hate the fact that they do this a lot, but he's also got a really good boot on him. Yeah, he's got a great boot on him. Yeah, like his box kicks are actually really good.

13:36Keyzie:He had a very, very impressive game. Now, we spoke about Rico Ioane, and you were mentioning, Mogi. He's been in pretty bad form. out on the wing there. He started to show a few glimpses as well. I thought the forward pack was great. We were just really, really sloppy in the second half. And it's always difficult when you blow them away a bit in the first half to keep that intensity up.

13:58Jase:Yeah, I mean, Rekha Ioane, it's an interesting thing, isn't it, to not have been going great. I don't think he's been doing anything wrong. No. He's so fast and he's a big unit, so you sort of expect pretty amazing things, which I think he's done in the past, but it feels like it's been a bit of a dry run. He caught the ball, scored a try, having done really not much of anything. He acted like he'd run 100 metres.

14:18Keyzie:There was a few good offloads from him off the ground.

14:21Jase:I'm saying in that instance, he's great because he brings a personality to the side, which you're either going to be on board with or you're not. But it's great to have somebody flying a flag one way or the other. My player of the match, well, actually there's two of them that I just love watching. Yeah, go on. One is obviously Artie Sabia. He's out the game. His leg drive through contact. Like no one else seems to think, well, what if I just keep driving my legs once they tackle me? He does it every time. He refuses to go down. He refuses to go down, sort of like you. And the other guy is Tupo Vey.

14:59Yes. Just once again, is he lock or is he in the flank? He's at a flanker.

15:03Keyzie:They're playing him at blindside flanker. He's usually a lock, and I like him at number six. I think he's a beast. He scored that awesome try. He was there, scored under the post pretty much. Big fella, exciting to watch. I think, yeah, I'm very excited for his future. Just on Artie Sevilla, I think he's the natural skipper of the side. I mean, there's nothing against Scott Barrett. I think he's more sort of solid and stayed. Wow, I can't believe you said that. Because I love the Barrett boys. You know I do. You were saying that. Doesn't sound like it. But Artie Sevilla is just a natural leader, and he did it with Moana Pacifica, where he just led from the front every time.

15:38Jase:I guess that's interesting that you say that, but I reckon the people on the team will know. Because we haven't had big yarns with either of them, Artie or Scott. So I reckon... I haven't spoken to Artie for ages. I think the thing about Artie is he's going to lead regardless. That's right. You know what I mean? And are they co-captains? No, no, he's just a captain. Anyway, yeah, he is unbelievable. And weirdly, he's still quite young. Artie seems like he must be about 50 by now, but he's still a young man. Oh, wow, is he like Jase, where you think he's only in his 50s, but he's actually not. He's actually 42.

16:07Keyzie:But what is actually remarkable about him is because he just keeps going and going. You expect at some stage he's going to fall apart injury-wise,

16:15Jase:but he never seems to get injured. He just keeps going and going. Absolutely springing this on you, but let's have a guess. What do you think his age is? 32. Go on. 33. 31. I thought he was like 34, 35. He's been around for that long, so he's still got plenty of years left in him. He's a beast. Oh, God. He was born in 93. I tell you what.

16:37Keyzie:looking forward to when the box come here because I feel like it was a bit of an improvement from the first test.

16:42Jase:Oh, it's a huge improvement from week on week.

16:44Keyzie:And the third test hopefully will get even better. What's your prediction, Jason? I know it's a while off, but do you think we'll smash the box? No. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The Pixies there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time's seven minutes to five o 'clock. Let's talk TV. Hey, but the time is for a bit of TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue? Okay. I love, what I love is that you kind of said lex rather than let's.

17:18Jase:Can we hear that again? So just for people who don't know, Jase made the mistake of mincing his words up a little bit. It must have been Thursday or Friday there. And so now it's been turned into a sting because God forbid you make a mistake. Sure. And then, yeah, live it down. Here we go.

17:31Keyzie:Hey, but the time is for a bit of TV. What's on the telly?

17:40Jase:Yeah.

17:42Keyzie:Oh, wait. Yeah. As I said at the time, I talked myself into a bit of a cul-de-sac and didn't know how to get out of it. Anyway, carrying on, let's start off with you, Kesey, since we've changed it up a bit. What did you watch? I watched something last night that I put on a bit of a whim while my wife was sitting next to me on her phone. Make that into a sting, will you, pugs? While my watch was sitting next to me. And I was just like flicking through the old streaming services and I was like, let's just chuck something mindless on. And so on three now, murder by mushroom. Yes. Because I haven't really been keeping up to date with the ins and outs of this mushroom case.

18:21I know that she made a beef wellington, four people, three people died, one survived. Yes. the ex-husband was originally meant to be at this lunch but then decided not to go.

18:33Keyzie:And she carried on regardless. She carried on regardless. And it was meant to be a reconciliation within the family, this meal. Very interesting, like the events and stuff and the timeline. Holy cow, that documentary should have been 15 minutes long. Oh, really? Was it one of those? It was full of slow motion of someone making a beef wellington. And shoving it in their mouth. At one point, there was a fork that obviously had a GoPro pointing up it, and it was just like an angle of an older person who looked sort of like one of the victims shoving Beef Wellington into their mouth. And I'm just like, with evil music on it.

19:06Jase:Yeah, it's a hard thing to make a show out of.

19:09Keyzie:It's so boring. Well, interestingly enough, or not that interesting, my wife and I are a while back listening to the podcast about that. And from the moment we started watching it, as soon as the accused came on screen and started talking about it, both my wife and I went, bullshit! Guilty. Guilty. It was just too, there were too many things going on for him to be.

19:31Jase:Yeah, but you said that about David Bain, and he got let off, so what do you know? True. I've actually been listening to the podcast, and I've been listening to it, they do a daily podcast throughout the trial. The trial, yeah. And so the story that she concocted to get everyone over for dinner was that she had a terrible health announcement to make to her family, and she wanted their own advice on it. They're a religious group of people. It was a local pastor and his wife. And so she said, she told the gathered people there that she had cancer, but she didn't want to tell her kids about it. And what should she do?

20:01Jase:Yes. So they prayed on it that she'd eventually make the right decision. Then she fed them the food. Then most of the people there died. And then, of course, it came out that she didn't have cancer, had never had cancer. It's not a great look for someone who's trying to be innocent. The funniest part to me, and seriously, if you're going to watch it, like it's interesting. The funniest part. But the funniest part of this tragedy, Moggy. Yeah. And might I just say what a tragedy it is. is just when she first gets interviewed by the very first reporter that shows up at her house. Yeah. And she's crying.

20:31Yes. But no tears are coming out. No tears.

20:33Jase:Can I tell you, she had a bit of the Lundy's about her. She had a bit of the Mark Lundy's coming out of the church, breaking down a man. This is a famous New Zealand murder. And he came out of, you know, his wife and child had been, you know, murdered. And he was at the, he came out of the church after the service. And it just all looked a bit much. Well. But he was really convicted because people thought he was a bad actor. Yes, yes.

20:57Keyzie:Funny you should say that. That was one of the things my wife said. She said she's got a bit of Mark Lundy about it. And the other big giveaway that she said she bought dehydrated mushrooms from the local Chinese supermarket, which they never sold. And also that she got rid of her dehydrator just after the event. I love also one of the parts that did make me laugh was her phone pinged at several known death cat mushroom sites. So it was like four sites on this foraging website and her phone pinged at all four of them. But her defence lawyer was very good. Very good. It was quite conceivable she was going to get off that somehow.

21:39Keyzie:He was very clever, but not to be. Yeah. What would you rate it out of five buzzies, James? Because I'm giving it like one and a half stars.

21:44Jase:I like the story, but yeah, if it's a terrible doc, I'm not... It's a terrible doc. The same footage, reused, slowed down black and white with evil music of her just walking to her front door. I'll give it 1.2 buzies. Yeah, right. I'll make my one buzzy then.

21:59Keyzie:Okay, cool. Hey, coming up after 5 o 'clock, this is exciting, the legend Paul Gallen, fellas. So good. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you mad bastards. Hope your Monday's going better than mine is. You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reeburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change the game. That'll change the game.

22:32Jase:Sauce chicken. Damn it. I try and guess it. Oh, right. That's what I'm doing. Do it again? No. No, have a crack. No, more good, man. No, no, have a crack. No, no.

22:42Keyzie:That was great, fellas. Now, listen. There's a big fight coming up. Sonny Bill Williams. It was in the news here. versus rugby league legend Paul Gallon, who I don't actually know that much about not really being a leagy, but he looks a big meat axe of a man. He looks a brute. Well, to be honest, Sonny Bill is taller than I am. Yes, and me too. Very built. Paul Gallon is probably closer to your height. Paul Gallon is not a big, a tall guy. Are you being serious? No, I'm a lot taller than he is. The first time I interviewed him, which would have been about 10 years ago, I was very nervous, and then I met him.

23:18A lot shorter than I am. Solid, obviously. Yes, solid, yeah. Only ever played for the Cronulla Sharks in the NRL. One club man, kept them to a premiership. But it actually blew me away how not tall he was. Right, okay. Because he just runs for so many metres and was just such a battle axe on the footy field.

23:39Keyzie:Because I've seen him on TV, obviously, building up for this fight. He looks a gnarly unit, fellas. He is. He looks like he's not afraid of a bit of biffo there, Mogey.

23:48Jase:Oh, no, he doesn't mind throwing a punch, mate. Yeah, he doesn't mind throwing a punch. He doesn't mind taking a punch either. No. He loves taking a punch. He probably likes getting punched more than he likes punching, but in order to be punched, you have to punch. You have to make the other person angry. Yes. So he gets punched in the face, and he just eats them. He eats punches. For breakfast. He survives on a diet of punches in the face. But he has got a strong jaw, Jason. It's not a glass jaw. Yes. It's a jaw of steel. So very difficult to knock the man down. But it'll be interesting to see how it goes.

24:18Jase:Obviously, I prefer Sonny Bill Williams, but I don't know about SBW's boxing, really. It's interesting because I feel like I probably should go for Sonny Bill Williams. Right. But I've never been a big Sonny Bill Williams guy. I don't know. You've always been a hater, though. No, not a hater. I loved watching him play league and then playing for the All Blacks and the Chiefs and I think the Crusaders or whoever it was after that. He's always an exciting player to watch. but I never really loved him in terms of his interviews and stuff. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I guess that's what's been interesting about old mate Gallon that we're going to be talking to shortly is all the promo for this fight.

24:58Jase:He's quite an angry little man, quite hateful sort of little fella. And I was like, ah, yeah, I don't know about that. But as I mentioned, when I interviewed him, I was very nervous. And he was the loveliest guy. And as soon as we asked, because it was for Crowd Goes Wild back in the day, as soon as we asked, it's like a fun thing. He loved it. However, I can tell you now that in the build-up for this fight, I've interviewed so many boxers. They will not be looking to have fun. No, no, no. He'll be in a very different mood. He's selling the fight, man. He's selling the fight.

25:20Keyzie:Did he smack you in the head after, Keezy? No, I couldn't reach, man. Oh, yeah, nice. Don't tell him I said that. So, Paul Gellin up next. In the meantime, he's a food fighter. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, yes, indeed. The Food Fight is there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time, 12 minutes past 5 o 'clock. and as previously discussed, big fight coming up, fellas. Pretty boy. Pretty boy, Sonny Bill Williams versus rugby league legend Paul Gallon. Paul joins us on the phone right now. G'day, Paul. You're mad bastard. How's life? G'day.

25:57Yeah, thanks for having me. Life's not too bad, mate, you know. Yeah, been a bit pretty tough probably, you know, two or three months, but ready to go on Wednesday night now.

26:07Jase:Mate, you must be absolutely fizzing. You've been warming up for this one for months. You hate his guts. You want to smash his face in. And it's only a couple of sweeps to go, mate. You must feel like a kid leading into Christmas, man. You're almost there. You're almost smashing him. Almost there, mate. Almost there. It's been a long time coming, this one. So, yeah, just looking forward to getting it done finally, you know. I've trained hard. Things are going pretty well. But at the end of the day, mate, all the talk, all the crap talk, and all the rubbish that goes along with it. It's part of the sport, part of the promotion.

26:35But you've got to get it done in the ring, and that's what I've just got to do on Wednesday night.

26:38Jase:Come on, gal. you don't have to trade hard to beat that loser. Well, yeah. Mate, I've trained hard. I almost prepare well for no matter what. But, yeah, hopefully he's a loser on Wednesday night. Hopefully, Paul, over here in New Zealand, by the way, that's going to be live on Sky Arena or on Sky Sport Now Pay-Per-View. Of course, brought to you by Manuka Fuel in New Zealand, which is bloody exciting. Paul, Sonny Bill, he's a massive unit. You know, he's six foot plus. but I suppose you've made a career out of going up against massive dudes and chopping them down, right? Yeah, mate. Everyone on the floor has been bigger than me, taller than me, longer than me.

27:14That's the way it is. But, you know, I've got to go forward. Obviously, that's the way it works and the pressure I apply. Most of the time, the majority of my fights, people haven't been able to handle. So that's the plan for this one. You know, that's the only way I can fight. I can't stand back and try and box him and naturally, obviously, I won't be able to reach him with my height. So I've got to go forward and try and get to him and I just think after, I know he's two minute rounds, it's not ideal for me, but after eight two minute rounds, I'll get to him.

27:41Keyzie:Yeah, good on you, mate. What are the tactics for you there, Paul? Is it like kidney punch, kidney punch, do-doosh in the chin there, mate? Uppercut, ba-boom, onto the floor, those pretty boy. Yeah, mate, I'll be punching him anywhere I can, any part of the body. I'll have to break his arm, that'll do me too.

28:00Jase:I guess one of the great things about your boxing style, is that you not only love punching people in the face, you love getting punched in the face. It doesn't seem to faze you. I would love it. Well, you can certainly take it. You've got a hell of a jaw on you. Yeah, I've taken a few of my time, and this will be the last time I take any I can do that now. But I have got a good chin, we know that. We know Sonny's chin is a bit suspect, so I've just got to get hold of his chin and make it be as suspect as we know it is. But, yeah, look, I don't enjoy taking punches. It's not nice, but I can technically take one or two.

28:36We're talking to Paul Gellin, by the way, preparing for a big fight Wednesday night against SBW. Paul, I mean, you played about a billion games for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League. You've then done a fair few of boxing matches as well. After this, are you thinking something just as intense physically or do you think you might go badminton or something like that? A bit of table tennis maybe, mate? I like you guys. You guys are fun. I've done a radio interview previously. It wasn't that fun, to be honest. I'll say, you guys, cool. No, mate, I'm retired, brother. I'm retired. This is it. This is it for me.

29:06I don't know what I'll do, to be honest. I might have to take it off fishing or something. I don't exactly know. I'm not a bloke who likes sitting at home and lounge or nothing, so I'll work something out.

29:15Jase:No, there's nothing quite like that, man. I'm riding into my fishing, and there's nothing like hooking a snapper, getting on your boat and just punching the shit out of it.

29:26Well, you know, that's what I might say. That's a good idea. I think I might try that.

29:29Keyzie:Yeah, good stuff, Paul. And finally, mate, jeez, the bloody Waz are going pretty good this season. Mate, they're going good. I've got to be honest, I tipped against them on the weekend. I've backed them plenty of times this year. I thought the Tigers, they had a bit of a fall in the week before, got a bit of confidence. I thought with the Waz, with some of the injuries, they've got some injuries, man. Got their injuries.

29:50Jase:Tanner Boyd's looking good, though, isn't he? Yeah, mate, he had the best game I've ever seen him play. Honestly, like he's come from the Titans. I didn't think that much from the Titans. That was the best game I've ever seen him play. and you're going to get a lot of confidence out of that. So the Wiles are going good, mate, up into that top four, so they'll be there back into the year. Bloody ripper. Well, Paul Gallon, thank you so much for joining us, man. Good luck against SBW this Wednesday here in New Zealand. It's available Sky Sport now, pay-per-view or on Sky Arena. It is Manuka Field presents Sonny Bill Williams versus Paul Gallon.

30:18Good luck, Paul. Thanks, guys. See you later.

30:20Keyzie:Good luck, mate. You massive backbone. Speaking of which is ACDC. The Hauraki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Yes indeed, Soundgarden there on the radio. Hauraki, big show this Monday afternoon, the time 5.26. Yeah.

30:39Jase:Hey fellas, I just want to raise something with you and it's an odd sort of comment that I've encountered like multiple times in my life. Generally from people I love, generally from the woman I love. And my mother's been staying with me for the last sort of week or so. I got home one day last week and she said, from work, and she said, how are you feeling? I said, yeah, good. She goes, oh, because you look really tired. And I thought, well, I'm not. So now all I know is that I look terrible. Is telling someone that they look tired just code for you look terrible? And if you think that someone looks tired, do you need to tell them?

31:19Jase:What are they meant to do with that information? Is it just an insult that you've just passed on to somebody that they look bad?

31:25Keyzie:I'll be honest with you. when I say that to my wife, it's because I think she's grumpy. And can I just tell you... So that's your way of dealing with it, telling her she looks bad. No, she looks tired. No, I say, are you tired? Which, given the circumstances, is not the best question because if I was right and she wasn't in a good mood, me saying to her, are you tired or you look tired, is not going to help matters. And also if she's not tired, that's going to make her grumpy as well because she's like, are you saying I'm grumpy? You know what I mean? And I look bad. And you look bad. Yeah. So, Mogi, my mum asks me from time to time if I'm – same thing.

32:11Yeah. Oh, you're knackered or you're working a lot? What's going on? You look tired.

32:15Jase:Yeah. But it has, in fairness, only been times when I have genuinely looked tired. And I think it comes from a place of care because Marge Minogue, your mother, very caring. She's probably watching you working bloody hard. He hasn't even watched Seinfeld lately because he's been working so much. It's true. And maybe she's like, oh, he does look tired. The amount of times I hear my mother say, you look tired, the percentage is too high. Right, okay. She says it too high. It's almost a catchphrase. It's Marge Minogue's equivalent of da-doosh, da-doosh, da-doosh. That's my backbone. Yeah. That's how often I have to hear that coming out of her mouth.

32:51Jase:She says it so much. It's like my wife, she's got to retire it. She said it to a stranger the other night. Really? A stranger at the supermarket. Yeah. All right. Do they look tired? Well, this is a thing. She's never met them before. How does she know they look tired? They might look like that. That could be as good as they've ever looked in their life. What's she comparing it to? She's making it up. Yes.

33:16Keyzie:I have the advantage in that no one ever says that to me because my face has already collapsed. You know what I mean? So, I mean, what can you already say to a face that's collapsed and looks about 80? Yeah. You know what? I mean, my wife looks at it every day. I can bring him a few things. Yeah, same here, actually. We can rattle off a few if you want. Hit me. No, what we'll do is we'll say... I'll tell you what would be better, 3483. 3483.

33:42Jase:If you've got anything you want to say about how Jase's face looks, just get in touch. And 0800 Hodaki. and it's often better to hear it, Jase. So I talk back through the iHeartRadio app would be great as well. And also... I hate today so much. Also, Jase, just because you want this so badly, a$50 Reburger voucher for the best one. For the best one, yeah, yeah, yeah. So get those coming through and we'll get on to that in a bit.

34:05Keyzie:I walk right into that. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Lincoln Park there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is 5.38. Yes, Keezy. Just before we get to the legend Charlie Gubb and chat was, a lot of texts coming through, and please do keep them coming on 3483. Jase wanted to know what his face looked like. No, I didn't. And we've offered up a re-burger voucher for the best description. So, Mike, have you got a snippet of just a couple of good examples?

34:37Jase:Well, yeah, there's a couple here. This one here says, looks like a blind cobbler's thumb.

34:46Jase:This one here, and we have had dozens, so we're going to do a break on it later. Words can't describe Jase's beauty, but numbers can, two out of ten.

34:57Keyzie:Well, we have got league legend Charlie on the line. Charlie, mate, I've had a bad day. My wallet got nicked. They spent$1 ,000. They stole my golf trundle. Now people are commenting on my face. How's your day going? You know what, Oity? I reckon I've had a bit better than you, but I'm having one of those days where you just walk in the house and you're meant to cook a certain dinner, you just cannot be poked. Yeah, I got you, man. Hey, but listen, great performance from the Fjellas there. They've stopped the little slide that they are on. That would be a real confidence builder for them. Yeah, definitely.

35:32First game with Tanner Boyd in at seven and, you know, both wings scoring tries and everything going well. So couldn't really have asked for a better debut from him. And also, yeah, the team just, everyone just was on a good buzz after the game. those post-match interviews were all good.

35:49Jase:Yeah, absolutely. You texted me a few weeks ago after the Metcalf injury, and you were saying that while it was sad about Metcalf, you know, obviously getting injured, you're looking forward to seeing Tanner Boyd because he is straight up and down sort of a seven. He's not the flashy kind, but he is the kind that unlocks his outsides, and we would end up seeing tries scored by the wing, which means a seven's doing his job. Yeah, that's right. And I think that Metcalf is as great of a player as he is and he is the first choice in the club. What you saw on the weekend was a genuine kicking game.

36:25We just trapped them and kicked them to death. Lots of repeat sets and attacking kicks. The amount of times that they caught it on the full but then got tackled on the end goal. We haven't really been doing that throughout the year. We've just been still coming through the front door and busting down. But just completely different. and we're just breaking them down on the edge like we used to do a couple of years ago. Charlie Gubb, Keezy, I hope you're well. You called me the other day and you were saying that... You called me the other day and you were saying that... Was this off air, Keezy? Yeah, it was just the other day.

37:01We often catch up about footy and cordaloos and that. And you were saying that the team just goes from strength to strength in terms of fellas being out. you know, Jackson Ford, for example, he played damn near 70 straight minutes in the front row. And you were saying the other day on the phone that you were massively impressed by that. Yeah, I was, man. I forgot about it. I really forgot about that, Keezy, but it was good, eh? Yeah. It was good face-timing you. But, yeah, Ford, he's just, yeah, he's just straight up and down. He's just hard. You know, I thought we were going to miss a lot with Barnett, which we do, but everyone seems to be stepping up.

37:37And the guy that, he's not underrated, but he's probably one of the best players in the com right now. Aaron Clarke has changed our attack and just has punched through the middle. It's kind of like we just know he's going to be one of the best players on the field now but can't take it for granted.

37:54Jase:Yeah, the other day, mate, you and I were having breakfast in bed and we were discussing where we thought the Warriors would finish on the ladder. I think top four, there's a bit of chat going around you'd heard it too that people think we might drop outside that top four but I just don't think I think we've got four or six break on fifth and we've got a pretty sweet run I'm feeling pretty good about top four man No I'm feeling good too I think we'll just win the games we need to win and we'll probably win the games we don't need to win Mogi and yeah yeah we were talking about who was going to finish on top weren't we

38:34Keyzie:Hey just you know I know you fellas have spoken about him already, Tanner Boyd. And I'm just being serious here from a person that's not a leaguey. Mate, the way that he just hit the line and committed defenders and stuff, that was a massive performance from him. And we just spoke to Paul Gallen and he was saying that that's the best he's ever seen him play. It was outstanding. Was it a debut for him? For the Waz. For the Waz. Yep. Oh, fine then, Charlie. No, no. You're fine, man. You're going to be like that. God, I hate today. Because I don't know if you're being serious. You spoke to Paul Gallen?

39:14Yeah.

39:15Keyzie:Yeah, we spoke to him after five because, you know, he's fighting Sonny Bill. Yeah. Who are you going for?

39:20Jase:Oh, I'd love to see Gallen get smacked over, man. At the end of the day, Sonny Bill. I love Sonny Bill. But he was, to be honest, man, he's been selling that fight and he's been driving me nuts because he's such a hateful little dwarf. But in our chat, he was a lovely fellow, really nice guy. Yeah. Yeah, I think they do a good job of selling it. Yeah, they do. No, you're right. It was, man, Tanner Boyd's our guy now. We've just got to get around him. He's our guy, and I know he's listening. Oh, are you kidding me, man? He loves it. He's on next. Backbone. From now on, and this is a thing, Charlie, every week we're going to be talking to Tanner Boyd, and we're going to be breaking down the chats that we have with Charlie Gubb every week talking about the Waz.

39:57Yeah, nice. What do you reckon Hoity looks like? He has texts coming on 3483, by the way, for what Jase looks like. Charlie, just quickly. Who is your Portaking player of the round, man? Can a boy, brother. Yeah.

40:12Keyzie:Hey, Gubby, I'll call you tonight just before I fall asleep, mate, as per, all right? Yeah, brother, you're a backbone, you're a hard bastard. Thanks, Charlie. And don't forget, if you're in Wellington and you need a Portaloo, get in touch with Portaking and Uncle Charlie will sort you out. Beautiful. Where's the who? Just quickly, fellas, we're calling a winner of the Music Jury Prize next. $4 ,000 cash. So if you entered the music jury, you gave us feedback, make sure your phone's on. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Yes, indeed. The Who there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.

40:48Keyzie:Now, we've been talking a lot of late about the music jury, haven't we, fellas? Yeah. And that's because we value your opinion, New Zealand. To all our listeners out there, we want to know about what music you like that we play on the station. and we also want to know about what music you don't like that we play on the station. Basically, get your opinion.

41:06Jase:We're really passionate about the music, Drew. We are. And not only are we passionate about it, well, to show that we're passionate about it, we've been offering up this time around a prize of$4 ,000 in cold hard cash plus a little bar fridge there. Yes. So we wouldn't be doing that if we didn't care, would we? No, we do care a lot. Basically, it's a little, I think it was 10-minute survey, this one. You know, you basically listen to a whole lot of songs. You tell us if you know them, if you like them, and then we take the feedback and we adjust our playlist accordingly. It's how we basically pick the tunes that we have.

41:36People that did that went in the draw several times if they did the whole survey, and we have now got a winner who we are going to call and give$4 ,000 cash in a fridge to, fellas. Yeah, how exciting, man.

41:47Keyzie:Let's do it. All right, his name's Jake, all right? That's a good dollop of cash, fellas. Yeah, man.

41:52Jase:You could use it, actually. Oh, my God.

41:59Keyzie:Come on now Hello Yeah g'day Is that Jake is it Is this Hoity Jizz Well It's Hoity J

42:14Jase:You've got Jizz Master J in your ear man

42:17Keyzie:It is Hoity J It's Mogey and it's old Keezy From the big show How are you going you mad bastard Oh, pretty good, fellas. How are you? Yeah, good on you, mate. Hey, now, I believe, Jake, that you took part in our music jury. What's to Jake's taste? What do you like music-wise, mate? They play some pretty good tunes over on Flavour there. Oh, they do. Easy.

42:42Jase:They do. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah, you know. A bit of 50 Cent, a bit of Beyonce. Yeah, yeah. So you're saying you like what we're doing here from a chat perspective, but we just need to bring in a bit of G unit. Pretty much. Yeah, sweet. I'm on board with that, man. Yeah, sweet. Jake, as the Jizzmeister General was saying earlier, we had a music jury situation. 40 J, Keezy. Oh, sorry. I always get those two mixed up. You had to go through here to listen to a whole lot of tunes, give us feedback, give us feedback on the station as well. Did you do the whole survey, man? Yeah, I did.

43:16And I have to say, Keezy, I heard you say that it would take about five minutes. Yeah. It was only about half an hour. What?

43:23Jase:Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Jake. I've heard Kesey say it takes 10 minutes, and I was thinking to myself, that is rubbish. But it's actually, it passes the time, and it's nice that people actually care what you think. That must make a nice change for you, does it? Oh, yeah, it does.

43:39Keyzie:Yeah, and I tell you what, Jake, I tell you what, my friend, we do pay attention to your opinion, all right? So, you know, if you do go on the music jury and give us your opinion, we do register it here at Radio Hauraki, all right? Oh, thanks, Jizzy. Far out. All right, now listen up, Jake. Because you made that effort, mate, you've won yourself a beer fridge. And inside that beer fridge, Jake, is$4 ,000, mate. Oh, no way. Yeah, boy. Oh, thank you so much. No worries, Jake. Four grand, mate. It's all yours. Any ideas what you might spend it on, man? I was thinking if I did win it I'd ask you if you have any of that cocaine that you found later Oh, in the duffel bag I'd trade some of that cash for what was in that duffel bag Nah, Jake, I handed that in, man We'll talk about it more off here I mean, I've lost a bit of money today Jake, I don't know if you've been listening to the show But hey, congratulations, mate You enjoyed that four grand, alright?

44:44Oh, thank you so much, guys

44:45Keyzie:No worries Pugs will sort you out Just a quick reminder, if the music jury pops up again, and it will, make sure you do it and you can win some sweet prizes. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Australian crawl there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is 5.48. Coming up after 6 o 'clock, we get into the text on 3483 with everyone describing my face. Well, that's just, Jase, and I mean, I think before we get into this, because there is a$50 re-burger voucher up for grabs, 3483, This is all just a bit of banter. They don't actually mean it. You're a very handsome man.

45:20Jase:You are a very handsome man. I've always thought that about you, Jase. And actually, on that note, tomorrow we'll do lots of compliments for you. Or. I'd rather get insulted than sit and look at people give me compliments. Yeah, well, I wouldn't know. But regardless, all of these are insults, except for some very, very good ones. Could be swapped for, you know, could be directed at me. Probably not me. Is it Honka related, maybe? Honestly, the breath is incredible. But don't worry, we'll get through them. We might have to do two breaks. Yeah, we'll get into that after six. The Hauraki Beat Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.

46:00Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

46:02Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Monday's going along very nicely indeed. You're listening to The Beat Show, brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options too. Reburger, redefining the norm.

46:12Jase:Reburger.

46:16Get it in, yeah.

46:18Keyzie:So good, fellas. You like that, man? Yeah, yeah, totally I do. Are we going to play something else there?

46:23Jase:Yeah, you're just going to kick off another sting there, was it?

46:25Keyzie:You're getting a bit sting crazy at the moment. Oh, yes. Sorry, fellas, I've got a bad case of sting fever. Yes.

46:35Jase:What's going on, anyway? What are we looking forward to this hour?

46:39Keyzie:Well, we've got a lot on our plates by the look of it. People have been texting in on 3483 about what my face looks like.

46:47Jase:Well, that was, what was it on the back of? Well, it was out the back of my mum telling people that they look tired. But you, Jay, said nobody ever tells that you look tired because my face is such a shambles already. What else are they going to say to me? It's what you said. Well, I said that it had already collapsed. And you said, what could people say? And I said, well, I can think of a few things. Keezy said, well, I can think of a few things. And you said, go on then. And I said, well, no, I'm not going to insult you, but we'll get the listeners to do it. They will. So it was a pretty awesome setup.

47:15Keyzie:And I've been amazed at how obliging people have been. It's been great. How many texts have we got in there, Keezy? 500. Right, okay. And the good news is the best one will get a$50 Reburger voucher. Do I get to choose that? Sure. Yes. The one that makes you feel the saddest. What about this one here? This is a little sneak peek. God, how many weeks has that kebab meat been turning?

47:43Oh, that's quite good. That is good. Can we just remind you, this is all just banter, mate. You're a good-looking fella.

47:49Jase:Yeah, sure, man. Sure. Gotta look after your mental health, man. Yeah, yeah. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

48:00Keyzie:Hole there on the radio, Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. And somewhat stupidly, we've opened the gates and given people the opportunity on 3483 to describe my face. That's right. But Jase basically was trying to say, my face is terrible. What could people say to possibly make it any worse? And then we were like, well, I'm sure the audience could come up with some things. We then put a$50 re-burger voucher up on the line. And now it's time just to read out a few of them. So welcome to our segment. This is Things People Say About Jase's Face. Can we have a sting for that, please, Puds? Nah, this is what the music's...

48:32Do you want to do this again? No. We can make it a regular sequence. Let's get it done, Keezy. Here's a good one. Jase's face reminds me of Creed's album, Wethered.

48:44Jase:I don't mind that. Yeah, it's all right. Good album, too. Nothing wrong with Wethered. No, no. This one here, Jase.

48:50Keyzie:I can see the evil glint in Mogi's eye. I'm just reading what's on the...

48:55Jase:Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Don't shoot the messenger, brother. Is that you, Jase? I thought someone was holding up a baseball mitt.

49:13G'day, Jase. That face of yours looks like a bucket of smashed crabs. Oh, that's a goodie. What does that look like, though? Yeah, not great. But, man, what a voice. Yeah. It's good stuff. Saved you.

49:26Jase:Hoity looks like Joseph Merrick in The Elephant Man if Hoggle was cast instead of John Hurt. I've never seen The Elephant Man.

49:35Keyzie:Have you seen that, Muget?

49:36Jase:It's not a good look. Yes, I have. Yes. Good movie. Hoity J, I didn't know you went bull riding in the weekend, mate. It looks like you got absolutely trampled.

49:46Okay. Have any of these made you feel like, because we're at a point now where Jason's just going, okay. Yeah, that's right. What are you doing here?

49:54Keyzie:I really like the one previously where the person said, words can't describe how beautiful you are, but numbers can, two out of ten.

50:02Jase:Yeah, that's good. And a blind cobbler's thumb was pretty good as well. There's a lot of references here, given it's beer and pie July, to drop pies. You've got a face like a drop venison pie. Yeah, but I think we should probably draw a line under it there. Jase looks like he's had enough. If you had to choose a winner there, man, what would you go with? It's tricky. It is tricky.

50:22Keyzie:Look, um... And what are you basing your decision on? I'm going to have to go with a baseball mitt.

50:28Jase:Baseball mitt's good.

50:29Keyzie:Yeah. Baseball mitt's good. I think that one's pretty good. but it's either that or the one with how long's that meat been on the kebab stick for. Jeez, how many weeks has that kebab meat been turning? I like the baseball mitt one because it's like, is that you, Jase? I thought someone was holding up a baseball mitt. Okay, well, that's the one. That's the one. Could you do that, please, Pugs? 50 bucks, mate. Ree Burger. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Friends of the Stone Age here on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. Now, we were talking about how my face looks like a drop pie, But speaking of pies, we had an absolute doozy today, didn't we fellas?

51:06We certainly did. It is Bear and Pie July, which is just a great combo. Famous New Zealand combo really. It is, it is. How many times have you fellas had that combo?

51:16Jase:Bear and pie? Yeah. Quite a lot I'd say, particularly since I started at Hodaki.

51:21Keyzie:Yeah, I would say hundreds and hundreds, if not thousands. Thousands? Yes. Wow. The good news is this year we've partnered with Monteiths and the West Coast Pie Company. We've got a hell of a prize to give away as well. But this week's beer and pie combo, we just tucked into it. We'll start with the pie. It is a delicious wild venison mince and cheese from the West Coast Pie Company. We all, including pugs, we all smash them. Yes. Delicious. One thing I've got to say about their pies is the pastry is unbelievably good. It is. It's a beautiful pastry, and the fillings are very meaty.

51:56Jase:The only way you can make the most of the pastry is to cover it in tomato sauce, I find. Yes. Yeah, I agree. By the way, if you want to get your hands on West Coast Pie from the West Coast Pie Company, you can jump online and order them there just in case you're somewhere where you can't get them. The wild venison mince and cheese was paired with a Monteith's Hazy Lemonade. Now, when they said we're giving you a Hazy Lemonade, we were like, hang on, that's not a beer. And they were like, ah, that's why it's so delicious because it is made from a beer base and then halfway through the process or thereabouts, they change paths and go to the lemonade instead, which is quite interesting.

52:29and a very, very delicious drop. I've punished quite a lot of them responsibly.

52:33Jase:Excellent. I will have to give one of those a try. I haven't had a chance as yet. Too busy. Yeah, I'll have to have a break. Yeah, just to enjoy that. Yeah, you've got to make sure you wrap your lips around it. But they are also doing an amazing giveaway. I've been banging on it for a couple of weeks now. It is a wild West Coast weekend. We give you$5 ,000 to plan the West Coast weekend of your dreams. Yeah, man. You can go do all these wonderful things. If it was me, I'd probably be leaning towards going out in a helicopter. Oh, yeah. Maybe not heli hunting. I don't really like fishing either.

53:06I think I'd just take the helicopter out.

53:08Jase:No, the heli hunting's a good one. The heli hunting's a ripper.

53:11Keyzie:I would genuinely be into that. Have you been heli hunting? And or fishing.

53:16Jase:Either of those I'd go with. The trick with heli hunting is what I do is I go out with my fishing rod and you get the helicopter and you get it right above a stag there and you just drop your line down and you hook it. You get your hook around its antlers there. Oh, wait, so you don't put food on the hook or anything? No, no, no, because they can't hear you. They can't look up. I don't know if you know that about deer. They don't know how to look up because they've never had to, right? They don't have to worry about birds of prey or anything like that above them and they don't know about helicopters.

53:46Jase:So they can't look up. So you just go straight down on top of them and you get them on the end of your line and then you just lift them up and then you fly them away. Oh, wow. Have you ever seen the look on a stag's face when it's flying about 3 ,000 feet above the earth? Of course I have, Moggy. I'm not an idiot. Hey, if you'd like to win that weekend, text WILD to 3483. Get yourself in the draw, and that's all thanks to the backbones at Monteith's Born of the Wild. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.

54:20Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's your Monday done and dusted. Today on the podcast outro, it was a real bitch session, really, wasn't it, fellas? Wow, for you too, it was, yeah. Well, particularly Mogey, you were shocking.

54:34Jase:You guys were shocking. Yeah, you triggered me, all right, Hoody J. I finally got in a word. It was all about how whenever their wives go away, they like to throw stuff away because their wives are hoarders, but they're minimalist. Yeah, I think that's right. Here's a little clip. Comes out at 7.30 tonight, by the way. Sorry, it'll be me, Moggy. I haven't mentioned it already, but my packing thing, Friday night I go to Europe, right? My packing thing is going to be five shirts, two pairs of shorts, one pair of long pants, togs, undies, socks, one pair of shoes. My Europe shoes, you saw them. Yeah, that's so good.

55:07Jase:So you're going to need to check in some luggage for those or are you going to wear them? I'll wear those. So I have to get an exit row. Oh, there's a joke about Kesey having really big shoes. The floaters we call them Unreal man Unreal You can't move man You've got to be careful around here Can I just say

55:28Keyzie:You can't even have like slightly big shoes Can I just say Keezy That I was walking behind you When we got off the plane the other day And the rear view is something to behold Of your shoes Of your shoes sorry They are something else They are huge But they're comfortable Yeah man And as long as they're comfy And they get me around Europe man

55:47Jase:Yeah man On those cobbles things. On those cobbles. The thing is that people are going to think you're local. They'll be coming up talking Spanish and Italian to you. Why? Because of my big shoes? Because they'll see your shoes and they'll think, there's no way this guy's a tourist. He's got to be one of us. Yeah. Hopefully, man. That's the game plan.

56:04Keyzie:Hey, make sure you check out the Instagram account. Make sure you check out the podcast. To tomorrow. We'll see you later, eh? See ya.