FULL SHOW: A Day Of Announcements (feat. Jeremy Corbett)

9:35Jase:It's a weird thing because I think of it so fondly, but it's for raising awareness around cancer, Jase. Cancer, obviously not great, but Daffodil Day, love it. I love it too. and for 35 years ANZ has been helping out with Daffodil Day, helping the Cancer Society, helping to support the one in three Kiwis affected by cancer. This Friday is Daffodil Day. Hodaki's doing its part by having a ping pong tournament. I mean, we've got deep on the ideas on this one, man. I think a ping pong tournament's great because the way it works is all the stations here at our big company are all doing something different.

10:10What Hodaki's contributing is a ping pong tournament. Apparently I'm taking on a representative from either the Cancer Society. I think that's what it is, a representative from the Cancer Society. I think so as well.

10:21Jase:I'm not sure if it's a make-or-wish thing or what it is, Kesey, but if that is the case, it's going to go against your highly competitive nature where you simply must win. You simply must. Now, if it's a make-or-wish, you might have to go easy. I think it's just a representative from the Cancer Society. Well, we don't know.

10:38Keyzie:And you've got that weird grip that you have on the bat.

10:42Jase:Why is it weird, Jess? It's called a reverse cowgirl.

10:44Keyzie:Oh, I was going to say, is that like a Chinese grip?

10:47Jase:I don't think you can call it that. I don't know what you're talking about.

10:51Keyzie:Racism alert. Racism alert. Mike's right. It's called a reverse cowgirl the way I hold it. Oh, the reverse cowgirl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But hey, the reason why we're bringing this up is that if you would like to donate$3, you can do so instantly by texting donate to 3493. It goes straight to the Cancer Society. And you can also tune in on Friday. There'll be a big ping pong tournament. Keezy will be wiping the floor with all his opponents there It's going to be bloody great I can't wait man Donate to 3493

11:22Jase:And just on that Make sure you donate To 3493 It's very easy to just let this wash over you And sort of tune out and steer off into the middle distance But why don't you donate Yeah Jase do it Totally man No like do it now Whispering it to no one doesn't mean you're donating Let's get back to the countdown The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

11:48Keyzie:Oh yes indeed, ACDC there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show This Wednesday, is that the end of the countdown there Keezy? No, one more to go One more to go, we'll be playing the final song of today Just after 5 o 'clock, celebrating of course Super Liquor's 30th birthday Yeah, great stuff, hey let's talk TV What's on the telly with Mike Minogue

12:28Just quickly, fellas, we don't actually have a lot of time for TV chat today. Oh, do we not?

12:31Jase:No. Okay, I'll make it quick then. Fellas, I watched a movie. I don't know if you heard, but I went on a holiday to Europe. You're joking. They've got TVs in the seat in front of you. That is unbelievable. You can watch it at your leisure. This movie is called The Return. The Return. You're going to like the sound of this one, Jase. It stars our old mate Ray Fiennes and also Juliette Binoche. And it's the story, essentially, it's based on The Odyssey. Yes. By Homer Simpson. And it's a yarn of, what is that buggers name there? Odysseus who leaves he goes to battle he goes off to Troy his idea is the Trojan horse the Helen of Troy he's a Trojan it's the battle of Troy and he does the Trojan horse thingy where he gets it in behind the old backbones there and everyone surprises kill kill kill behind the gates so this is obviously way back in the day it's the hero's journey essentially this sees Odysseus come home yes and it's based on that story where he comes home to his wife and to the kingdom of his wife who's the queen and obviously his son the prince and she has been beset by suitors everybody thinks that he is dead Ralph Fiennes' character is dead so they want to become the new king of the land but Odysseus returns home and he's sort of a sneaky bastard acting like a down and out bum that hangs around the courtyard It's really well acted But it obviously didn't have a budget Because it doesn't seem like a kingdom It seems more like A village or Hamlet Not even that Even smaller than that It feels like this studio with three people on it Like no budget But weirdly Ralph Fiennes is super ripped He looks amazing Then they have battle scenes and fight scenes and things Which aren't very good at all I give it three Buzzies out of five buzzies I don't know if again it's suffered from I watched it on a plane syndrome Right, sure My wife watched it when she came home Also on a plane And she didn't much rate it But it's worth a guess They're great performances But I feel like I missed something Because the scale of it is so small And yet it's got really good reviews Widerly regarded I imagine it's one of those sort of situations Where critics think it's great And the audience think it's garbage Now I just want to say I'm going to repeat what that was called It was called The Return and you can watch that on a plane.

15:04Jase:We've got asked yesterday by a punter to repeat the name of the show as we finish up because they hear the opening and then they don't know what the show is called. We don't have time.

15:15Keyzie:I'm just going to have to fly to Europe and see all these movies. That's the way to do it. More of the Nothing But 90s Countdown up after five o 'clock. The Hauraki Beat Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you massive backbones. hope you're surviving hump day. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan, vegetarian options too. Reburger is redefining the norm. Burger. Sorry. Reburger. Yeah, great stuff.

15:45Jase:They don't have to pay us this month as a result of that, Casey. You're aware of that, man? Because I didn't play... Reburger. Really? Yeah. That seems crazy.

15:53Keyzie:I was just about to say how tight that was, but then it kind of wasn't. Fell apart at the same time. Yeah, fell apart at completely.

15:58Jase:Well, I tell you what, the rest of the show is going to be absolutely going off. This is a new segment we've got called Mogey Teasers, what's coming up on the show. We're still ironing out a few details. It probably needs a sting around at Pugsun, if you can get on to that, brother, and probably a new title, which we'll chuck out to the audience, and they'll be able to help us iron it out. It'll probably involve jizz or something like that. But what we have got coming up, fellas, is this hour we're going to be talking to that legend, Jeremy Corbett. Oh, how good. An old friend of yours, Hoody Jay.

16:26Jase:He is, genuinely. I'm sure things are going to get quite personal. We've also just found out that Taylor Swift has gotten engaged. You're joking. And Keezy is absolutely furious about it. We'll be going deep on that one. I am. And finally, I've become an uncle again. We've got another member of the family that's been added to the Mogi clan. And I'll be going through some of the more intimate details of that birth that took place this morning. Oh, yeah. I was there. Well, I had them set up a FaceTime at the business end. A FaceTime? Yeah. Yeah, cool. You heard about FaceTime, man? Yeah, no, it's great.

16:59I don't see any faces. Before we get to all that, though, fellas, it's time to put a little knot on the nothing but 90s countdown. Wake up and smell the 90s. Now. The nothing but 90s countdown on Hauraki.

17:11Jase:Thanks to Super Liquor. Celebrating 30 years of cheers. That's right, 30 years of Super Liquor. If you head into their stores this week, there are plenty of deals and also prizes to be won as well to celebrate their 30-year birthday.

17:25Keyzie:So shall we do a bit of Tom Petty to finish off, fellas? from the Heartbreakers. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Well, you know, we're going to play it. Yeah, I know. It's not that big a spoil. Well, people are like, oh, I wonder what it's going to be. And then you're like, oh, it's Tom Petty. Well, it's just another one of a countdown. It's not that big a deal. All right. Yeah. Who is it again? Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. This is nothing but 90s on Radio Hauraki. Number 200, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Mary Jane's Last Dance. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

18:01Keyzie:The end of the countdown today, but it'll kick in again tomorrow morning, 8 a.m., I believe. 8 a.m., JC. You got something in your mouth, man? No, not at all. Okay. That's all thanks to our mates at Super Liquor once again, celebrating 30 years of chairs, plenty of deals and prizes in store this week, so go and get amongst. Fellas, I've got a bit of an announcement, if that's all G. Is that all good? Yeah, man. All right, here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm banging dudes on the side, man. Okay, Pugs, you said you were going to make an announcement sting for me. And I said, don't make it a stitch up.

18:32And he's clipped off a bit of the show from last week.

18:35Jase:Can you play that again? What was that? What was that? Pugs, is there an actual sting or no? No, there's not.

18:46Jase:Just for the people at home, Pugs is pissing himself laughing. We literally just had a meeting about how it's like, hey, if someone's telling a story, maybe let them get there. Don't interrupt it. I love that you spent your time making that instead of the sting that Keezy needs, instead of as well as the sting that Keezy needs. Just that. Can you just play that for us again? Yeah, I didn't quite hear what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm banging dudes on the side, man.

19:12Keyzie:That's not like one of those AI ones where I'm saying I've got a small downstairs, is it? My name's Hoity J, and I have a tiny downstairs. No, it's not like that. Oh, okay. I actually said that. Yeah, you did say that. But out of context, it sounds really stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fellas, I think we've run out of time for me to do my announcement. No way, man. What's your announcement? It's important. I don't know what the announcement is.

19:34Jase:Do you need a sting? I can make you one now. I wouldn't mind the breaking news sting. Breaking news. I feel like I should save it. Okay, we'll save it. Okay. We'll save the big announcement. Okay, we'll save it. Okay. We're going to save the big announcement. Hey, coming up next, coming up later in the show, fellas, we've saved something from Keezy. It's an announcement. Stay tuned. Yeah. Exciting. Oh. Tune. This is what we call in the business, Jase, and you won't know this, man. We call this a tune. It's a tune. Cool, man. Douche, douche, douche. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.

20:19Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

20:21Keyzie:Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 5.22. Now, I feel really bad, Keezy, because you had a really big announcement and then you got stitched up by old Pugsam. It's just, it's not cool, man. It's not cool. And I, Mogi and I were having a little chat off here and going, we really want you to do your big announcement, man, because it was obviously important to you. Well, no, I just – and if it's all G with you guys, I've just lost a bit of steam on it. I've just lost a bit of food on it. Oh, come on, Ken.

20:50Jase:You've got to back yourself, man. You can't let a scumbag like Pugson win. But, you know, he stitches you up, you get upset, and then you're a few – you know, it's like you're taking your ball when you're going home, you know what I mean? You're going to let him win? It was my ball. I know, it was your ball. You can take it home if you want. Yeah. But wouldn't it be good if you shared it with the listeners, man?

21:08Keyzie:You simply – and I'm with Mogi here – You can't let a piece of filth like Pugs just get away with stitching you up like that. That's not on.

21:18Jase:Keezy, you simply mustn't. Guys, if there's one thing we don't do on the big show, it's take the piss out of one another. Yeah, totally. That is like one line that we do not cross. Yes. And I just, I don't know, I just wasn't expecting it and it kind of just took this wind out of my sails. Oh, it's understandable. But you're amazing, Keezy. But what you do for the show Is It's second to none And I won't have A scumbag like Pugson Ruin that not only for For Jason, myself and you Kesey But for the listener at home I won't have it

21:54Keyzie:I mean What a piece of work is Pugs I mean the sheer Audacity Thank you Of what he did there Takes my breath away I'm sure I have an affection for Pudge. Not anymore, I don't. You guys both were laughing, though.

22:11Jase:Well, it was because, you know, how you have that nervous laughter? Yeah. When you're, like, shocked. You know, when somebody's being real mean and you're like, ha, ha, ha, because you just don't want to be picked on yourself. It just didn't seem like that was it. And for those that don't know, basically, I had some really important news, a big announcement. You pushed the button and what happened, man? Pugs told me that he'd made me of an important announcement sting. And then I played it, and this is what played instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm banging dudes on the side, man. You know just a quote Totally out of context from like two weeks ago Yeah so If it's all good with you guys I won't do the big announcement No no I think we've got to do it Otherwise KZ the terrorists win

22:49Keyzie:Yeah and Just for the record I want to Put it on the record I'm okay with you banging dudes man That's not what we're discussing

22:58Jase:Can I put it this way no skin off my nose And there's plenty there I was like oh that's some low hanging fruit And Jase just plucked it. Can I just put it to you this way, Keezy? Keezy. Keezy. Keezy. Keezy. All right, stop it. All right, big announcement. Here we go. Here we go.

23:27It's a temporary breaking news sting, by the way, where we find the old one. It's nice music. The big announcement is, guys, my shoes that I purchased before going to Europe.

23:35Jase:Your comedy shoes. Your floaters. Your shockers. I bought them for the purposes of walking around Europe, doing lots of walking every day, and we did. I have come to the conclusion that they are too big. I could have told you that. No, I know. In fact, I did.

23:52Keyzie:Yeah. Well, I refer to them as snow paddles. Well, they are. And people have been calling them land kayaks and all sorts of stuff. They are too big. I keep getting my feet caught in places they wouldn't normally get caught, like moving out from under my dinner table, or like not my dinner table, but for example, I did a podcast earlier today trying to get out from under that table. Right. My foot got hooked and I fell over. Yeah, and I'm always massively suspicious of people that buy deliberately huge shoes as if they're trying to send a message about themselves.

24:20Jase:I've never seen it before. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, so that was my big announcement. Well, we'll see. The proof will be in the pudding. I don't think you'll give them up. I think you'll continue wearing them. I'll continue wearing them because I've paid the money now, but they are too big and a number of times my feet have been caught. So your big announcement is you regret buying them, but you're going to keep on wearing them because you've paid for them. That's right. I mean, they'd fit me. Yeah, they'd fit you, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also I really love banging dudes on the side as well. Hey, up next, Jeremy Corbett.

24:51The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

24:55Keyzie:Yes, indeed, ever clear there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've had some amazing guests in over the last few days. This particular guest is a real special and personal treat for me because for many years he was like my comedy mentor, fellas. Wow. It was inevitable over time, of course, that I would surpass him. But for many, many years he was like a grandfather to me on the comedy scene. He nurtured me through the system. I sucked on the buzzy of the great Corby. Corby, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, so good. So much better for that thinly veiled insult. Yeah, that's right.

25:37Shrouded as a compliment.

25:38Jase:It comes from a painful place for Jase, let's be honest. Well, one of the problems was I was the mentor for thousands of comedians. So he was one of many. And thank you, Mike, for reminding me of his name as I came in. It was great to see you again, Jase.

25:52Keyzie:Yeah, you too, man. Well, you were. Just quickly, Jase, hang on, hang on. You've introduced him as Corby. Yeah. Jeremy Corbett for people that aren't very close personal friends like you two clearly are although I do wonder

26:02Jase:about the close personal relationship because Jace has taken up playing golf in the last sort of 12 months and I understand you're an avid golfer and yet you never ever call him to go out and it cuts him well I'm Paul Ego as the organiser you know in any group like that you've got he's the organiser so he makes the calls and I know that he and Jace don't really loggerheads

26:23Keyzie:well like we pretended to get on yesterday in the interview? I mean, I don't mind, Paul. So you haven't anyone on? Yeah, we're just scraping the barrel here. But you are. You are. Can I say this, Jeremy Corbett? Yes. Is that better, Keasy? We've established him now, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That you are the big daddy of New Zealand comedy. I think that's fair, isn't it? I think people ask me the secret of my success, and I'm like, it's sticking around. Yeah, yeah. And that's what I've done. You won't go away. Never excelled. Never stuck my head above the parapet, but just always there. Don't quit. As I say, on seven days, on the budget, I no longer come under talent.

27:01I come under set. Right, okay. And that's where you want to be if you want to stick around.

27:05Jase:There is actually an element of truth to that, though, isn't there? Because when you start out, and you probably started out in your early 20s, there's thousands of people that all want to be actors, all want to be comedians, and then as the harsh reality sort of hits them, they fall away. They might have had children. They've got to find a way to pay for that, and acting and the arts generally isn't that way. If you just stick it out, you become one of three or four options in your age group. Well, I sort of did it the opposite way because in my day, comedy or something like that wasn't really seen as a genuine career path.

27:38So I went the computer programmer, which I teased about. So I sort of did my fallback plan first. Did the hard work, the nine to five, working away at a screen, and then moved into comedy after that.

27:51Keyzie:It was sort of the other way around. You genuinely did inspire me when I saw you and your brother Nigel. You know, I was interested in getting into comedy. I saw you guys perform and I went, Jesus, okay, I could certainly do better than that. And you did it. And, you know, old bruffy and I got in there with sugar and spice. Yeah, and I reckon if you can't entertain, then confuse. How do you feel, Jeremy Corbett, who's in here with us today, How do you feel when Jase says You're like a role model to him That sort of thing And then you do see his act You know what I mean? Well I think I did influence him Much in the way that he just said You know the way I've shown him how not to do it Yeah yeah And he's gone And he's gone Where I zigged He zagged Yes And very successfully And when we were on a build together It was perfect We were like a well rounded red You know we had the cab salve on either side And the Merlot in the middle

28:44Jase:And it came in a three litre box

28:47Keyzie:Yeah definitely back in those It was really good fun. Because Sugar and Spice, and I was doing a comedy with my brother, Nigel, at the time. So we were the Corbett Brothers. And Sugar and Spice and the Corbett Brothers, we always had faux kind of showdowns backstage. It was very entertaining. I almost enjoyed that more than the show. It was really good. I actually, just to reminisce here, I was just remembering the other day how we once had a fake fight on stage. Just laying into each other. But look, we'll take a little break. Go to a tune and come back and talk about the tour, eh? Okay. That's right, tour.

29:23Yeah, the tour. Do you want to say the name of the song, Jase, just so the people know? No. Pluto. Oh, Pluto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

29:37Keyzie:Pluto there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this gorgeous Wednesday afternoon and we've got comedy legend.

29:45Jase:Self-described. Self-described. Just then, hey. Yeah. He was just talking about it off air. Yeah, he was.

29:52Keyzie:What a legend he was. Old Jeremy Corby. Hey, Corby. Yes. We've had a few of your mates in for seven days. Oh, dear. Are you excited about the upcoming tour? Because they're all, you know, discussing it like you're all a big family. Yeah, it is very much like that. And, you know, when big and family, other words are implied in there, like dysfunctional. Yes. You know, fighting, infighting. Yeah, yeah. Bitchiness. Intolerant bitchiness. Yeah, yeah. So it's great fun. And then, you know, Grandad gets on the Merlots, says a few things he shouldn't have said to the kids. You know what I mean? You usually start off by saying, you can't say anything these days.

30:26Jase:Here's an example. Do you get to decide when you come out? Because obviously the show's broken up into two parts. There's a stand-up in the first half of the show where you all do, you know, seven minutes, but it feels like 15. And then the second half, you do the seven-day stuff. Do you get to decide where you come out? How do you decide amongst yourself what the order is? Not really. I mean, the simple fact is, Di Henwood's going to close. Right. The cheer he gets every year just gets bigger and bigger. Yeah. Incredible. And then it's really just a matter of sort of divvying it up and seeing, you know.

31:00So I'll often go out first being sort of figurehead and host of the show. You get it over and don't with. Yeah, after me. So you've had a high, then you want a bit of light and shade. So Paulie go next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go from funny to sort of more admin. Yes. And then we'll get done. Just quickly, you were saying off air, Jeremy, genuinely, that you've been struggling to come up with new content. Yeah, constant battle when you're trying to come up with new material every year. Especially for seven days, because it's been around for so long, right? How long has the live show aspect of it been going?

31:30Not much shorter than, I think we started in 2012. Wow. So yeah, 13 years. And because it's like a dedicated audience, do you not risk going out and doing the same thing each year? Not really, although I'm always surprised how many new people have come along. That's good. But we sort of find a lot of people turn it into their Christmas party. Oh, yeah. Have a few beverages, come along, watch the show, and then go and hang around afterwards.

31:51Keyzie:Well, you've been doing comedy now for nigh on 60 years. Why don't you just do stuff you did 30 years ago? No one's ever going to remember that. Well, I do do that. Oh, you do do that. I do do that. You'd recognise most of it, Jase. But it's remembering what bits I used last year. Yeah. So I will squeeze in some of the older stuff if I think I haven't done it before. But yeah, no, this year I'm working on some stuff. New stuff. Yeah, some stuff that's age appropriate for me. You were saying that you're… The old guy going on about how things have changed and you can't say anything anymore. That's the attitude I'm going to go.

32:26It's great.

32:27Jase:And I love the attitude. You were talking again off year. And so just the innovation and bringing back some of the more race-based stuff. I'm really looking forward to seeing it. Yeah, yeah.

32:39Keyzie:You want to get a bit more edgy, Corby. Is that what you're looking for? I'm just running out of ideas, so I'm going for the low-hanging fruit. That's what's happening. You were saying you were sick of them cutting it out of the TV show. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's the real me. They've made me a better brand than I am. Yeah, yeah. I'm a far more heinous person than you'd believe if you haven't met me. Justine Smith was saying one of the joys of doing the tour, of course, is because you're on at a certain time on the TV there, and you've got to sort of keep your racism and so forth a little bit under wrap.

33:10Keyzie:But for the live show, you can really go to town. The reason we're laughing is it's a joke, all right? This is not true. Anyway, yes, the live show we can. It's more edgy. Not safe for work and all that. So, yeah, but it's not an objective. Do you know what I mean? Yes. It's just that you think of something funny that might be a bit rude, and in the live show you just say it, whereas for the TV you might go, well, that's never going to make it. It's not going to go to something else. Because, Jase, you were saying that Jeremy's really good at quite a lot of different accents from around the world.

33:39Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. It's so good. Could you reckon you could give us one? That's all right. We don't have to use your material now. We'll save it for the live show. We don't want to blow it for you now, Jesse. We've got to save that for the stage.

33:52Jase:Jason is saying you do an absolutely incredible session tendulka. Yeah, I do. It's really good. Hello, my name's session tendulka. That's a good way to do it. Thank you. If you want tickets to the live show, so it's a whole heap of shows all around the country, 7days.co.nz to buy tickets. Are you excited for the tour, Jeremy? Yeah, I am. Although this is the highlight. This has been the highlight. It doesn't get funnier than this. I've really enjoyed this. As you can see, I've been laughing so much I'm crying. So that's what I enjoy. And, yeah, there are moments of that on tour. And I love it.

34:25And I love, yeah, the crowds that turn out in New Zealand are fantastic. And we always get a fight in Invercargill.

34:32Jase:Well, how good. I saw you guys a couple of years ago over in Takapuna or Devonport or somewhere like that. Oh, yeah, Bruce Mason. Huge joint it is Sold out People absolutely roaring If it's something that you haven't been along to live before Make sure you do Because these are, you know, some of the Without a doubt, the best comedians in New Zealand working And you get to see the TV show that you love Combined with the comedians that you love So yeah, get along to it In fact, I'm surprised you're even here Because the thing must be sold out It must sell out every year, does it? How much longer am I here?

35:01That's another reason Well, that's right You know, you might get Oh, lucky, I saw him the night before that Yeah, yeah

35:06Keyzie:Well, kudos to you guys because seriously, there's not a lot of New Zealand comedy on television anymore. You know what, genuinely. Yeah, mate. And you're going another year, I believe, so this is all great news. We're locked in for next year. Thank you, New Zealand on air. How good. So you've got a bit of life in the old dog yet? Oh, yeah. Especially if there's new race-based stuff. Jury Corbett, as always, mate. Pleasure. Pleasure. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Soundgarden there on the Radio Hodaki big show this Wednesday evening. Plenty coming up after 6 o 'clock, by the way.

35:43Keyzie:Mogi's got a major development on the family front.

35:46Jase:I really do. Yeah. It's a beautiful time when you get a new addition into the whanau there, so I'll be going into some pretty gritty details about the birth this morning, which I got FaceTimed into or Zoomed. Yeah, was it? Or Meetingsed. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty harrowing stuff, but good times. Good times, fellas. So good. Plus, also after six, we want to crank your hog. Oh, I'd love to. Yeah, find out more. Stay tuned.

36:17The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

36:23Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Wednesday. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Craveworthy street food freshly made by Reburger. Reburger, b***h. How good. Unreal. Yeah, so tight. Now, I'm a little bit upset that on Tuesday and now Wednesday and on Monday. Wait, so the whole week, yeah?

36:49Jase:Yeah, the whole week. Tuesday, Wednesday and Monday. And now Monday. Jeez, you should be in charge of the countdown, man.

36:55Keyzie:I should be, eh? I should be. You were for a bit there with Metallica played. We've done no what's for tea. I am. Oh. What are we thinking? It is a top rating part of our show, and we've blown it this week.

37:12Jase:We have. I mean, we did it at the live show last week down in Wellington at Parrot Dog. It absolutely went off. It did. It didn't feel like it did. It went off. It went off. It felt like to me, but maybe my vibe is off, that it was a bit of a lull in the party. Oh, because people were listening so closely. Oh, really? Yeah. What about this, Jase? How about this? Check this out. You know how we didn't do it Tuesday or Wednesday or even Monday? Yes What if we did it Thursday? Tomorrow? Give people something to look forward to, Jase Yeah, that's true

37:43Keyzie:You just consider it, man Yeah, look, if we can get it in there, we need to get it in there Get it in there Yeah, so we'll do that tomorrow I won't ask for texts now, that would just be weird Incidentally, how are your lamb balls and flatbread? Amazing So my wife made this amazing dish Flatbread's homemade in the air fryer with tzatziki yogurt stuff on it, lamb, pickled red onions, rocket salad. It was delicious. Yeah, great stuff. It was one of my favorite meals we've had in ages. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love that stuff. How was your soup?

38:12Jase:I know, we had salmon in the dry. The thing about that soup, man, put that in the air fryer. It'll improve it. Good idea, man. Yeah. Because you found it delicious, eh, Keesey? I did, Jase. It was really, really nice, man. Thanks, man. Really good.

38:32Keyzie:You don't want to say the band or anything? No, we just have a lot. Yeah, cool. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. ACDC there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. And it's been a show of big announcements today. Keezy made his big announcement that his shoes are too big. What have you got for us, Mogi?

38:52Jase:Well, I've had a new addition to the Mogi family. How good? It's really good, man. Yes. It's nice when the family grows a little bit. Another baby around. Oh. Not my baby. I thought you got a new dog or something, but it's actually a baby's arrived. Well, there's no replacing. Tinker. Tinker, man. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for bringing that up, man. Oh, sorry. Yeah, sort of bummed me out about it. That was a good dog, man. Yeah, she was. But yes, so my sister-in-law, who lives down in Otaki. Have you heard about Otaki? No, it's out of Wellington. But yes, that area, you're absolutely right, has this morning had a brand new baby boy.

39:34Jase:Oh, wow, congratulations. Pretty good. So it's the second child for them.

39:43Jase:I know you and I, Jase, we talk about the pain that we've been through. For example, I've had kidney stones. It's horrendous pain. Yes. Horrendous pain. And that went for about 49 hours or something like that as I sort of went through the hospital system. Recurring pain. Don't like banging on about it, Keezy. But we talk about that being more painful than a pregnancy. Yes. My sister-in-law was in labour for 147 hours. Yeah. 147 hours. Wow. 147 hours. So what's that, 21 shy of a week? It's a long time to be in hospital, man. It is. And the contractions were just nonstop. It was just one, it just contracted.

40:28Jase:It was just nonstop for 79 hours. Six days. Yeah. Wow. Six days. So it's a hell of a thing that they go through, woman. And they do it for the continuation of the human race. So let me just first and foremost say kia kaha. Yes. To all women? Well, no, to all the mothers. Not all women. Right. That'll be like saying men as well. It should only be the mothers. Right, okay, yeah, cool. And of course, the reason why it took so long for this young fella to be born, 18 pound, nine ounces. Wow. Is that big? It sounds big. Yeah, that's big, man. That's pretty big. That's sort of middling to big. It's like the upper end.

41:06Keyzie:That's a doosh, baby. Wait, sorry, how, like, because I have not up to speed with all the babies and stuff. What's like a standy sort of? About nine pounder. Yeah, about seven, eight, nine pounder. Oh, wow. Okay, so double the average size.

41:19Jase:A roundabout.

41:20Keyzie:My third born was 23 pounds. That was a whopper.

41:23Jase:That is big. Yeah. That's huge. Yes. And how long was your wife in labour for that?

41:29Keyzie:Well, because bub was so big, it took forever. I think it was eight days. Right, so eight days. And she had like. I love she had. She had like one big contraction. there was no break in between. But it's just eight days straight of pain.

41:49Jase:Of contractions, yeah. I mean, and they just shut up and get on with it. I mean, there's obviously the nonstop screaming. Yes. And the grunting.

41:59Keyzie:You just sort of tune that out, though. Oh, you do. I was mostly smoking durries.

42:03Jase:Yeah, and if you can get on, you're sort of your insta and all that sort of thing. But, yeah, so, Keezy, you're probably from the age where you probably know more about the kilos. So 18 pound, nine ounces, it's 8.42 kilos. That's massive. It's big. Wow, that's unbelievable. That's a bonnie baby boy. It is. It's a bonnie wee boy there. So, yeah, it takes a lot of – so put it to you this way, they're having to throw all of the baby clothes out and they're going straight into four-year-old's clothes. Oh, wow. Yeah. Give it context. Right. Is that because I'm seeing a pattern with you guys. Is it mostly the nose in terms of the weight?

42:40Is that what it was for you guys? or is it

42:46Mike, Jase does the baby have a massive honker is that why it weighs so much

42:54Jase:let me put it to you this way the baby's got character The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

43:03Keyzie:The Killers there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday evening hey fellas have you ever heard the term crank the hog oh yeah I invented it. Oh, you were the one that invented it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are we using it on the radio, Jase? Why are we using it on the radio? Because we're giving people the opportunity to crank their hogs. That doesn't feel like something that we should be doing. No, hang on, Moggy. I know where you're getting confused because cranking the hog obviously means doing up your car. Yeah. Like your hog. And cranking it is doing it up, yes.

43:34Jase:It's one of those things where the meaning of the phrase has changed over time. It has, yeah. Because what are the phrases? Oh, no, actually, don't worry about it. Yeah, so we're keen to crank your hog thanks to the new Roadhog NZ IPA from Panhead, eh, Jase? Totally we are, man. IPA, you know what that stands for, Jase? Yes. Good. I don't know. Indian Pale Ale, there's a few of them around, and it's got a bit more flavour in it, Jase.

43:57Keyzie:Yeah, IPAs, it feels like Indian Pale Ale should just be one beer. How do you mean? Well, it should be like just one beer as opposed to a whole range of beers. Oh, like a range of IPAs. It feels like one flavour. It's Indian pale ale.

44:20Jase:Well, it is. It's sort of like a cola though, isn't it? And lots of different colas get made and they've all got their own attributes. I guess so. You know what I'm saying, man? Yes. Because I remember when I first started brewing them. And this is the weird thing about this. Cold as their IPAs? The IPA. Yes. It was first brewed in England. Ah, that's weird. Do you see what I'm saying? I thought it would have been brewed in India. India. That would make sense. And that was in the 1700s, if you can believe that. Wow. It's amazing you have these facts. It's unbelievable, isn't it? It's because I've always been a student of beers.

44:57Yeah, same here, brother.

44:59Jase:And they just added, what made it distinctive was that they added extra hops, and the hops, of course, they act as a preservative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you need a preservative because it's got higher alcohol content and the beer could survive the long voyage from England to India. Yeah, let's say India in this example, Jase. Can I just say I don't see India as a big beer place? Well, this is the thing. You might not know this, Jase, but the British colonised India. That makes more sense. They were the drinkers of the beer, and not so much the Indian folk who buy a larger teetotal. Yes. They don't drink at all.

45:36Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's crazy because I had a taste of this Roadhog NZ IPA the other day.

45:41Jase:Oh, yeah, man. And what I got from it was like an aggressively hopped, sort of malt-stabilised, bitterly finished beauty, fanging bright tropical tones with zesty floral echoes. That's what I got from it. Right.

45:54Keyzie:Yeah, right, okay. And it's available now. But in celebration. Is it a session IPA or not so much? Oh, I wouldn't session it. I think it's a special occasion IPA. It's my read on it. Yeah. And by read, I mean drinking it responsibly. But we are keen to crank your hog. If you want your car to be souped up by the big show and also panhead, then head to hoducky.co.nz, send us a photo of your hog, tell us about it, and you can win some cash to put towards making that happen, getting your hog cranked by the fellas. Oh, man. How good. Dadoosh, doosh. I've got lots of ideas for cranking hogs too. Really?

46:30Keyzie:Yeah. Lots of additions I could put on them. Yeah, right. On the hog. On the hog there. Bit of paintwork. Yeah, man. Some mag wheels. Alice in Chains. Some Alice in Chains. The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki. The Gorillaz there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday evening. Let's give out some advice. Me, but I'm in it. 69.

47:00Get in touch. With the fellas. It's a real email address. meetpattynips69 at gmail.com You reach out if you need advice on anything. Anything. The fellas will help and if we read your advice question on the radio 100 % anonymous you instantly get a$50 Reburger voucher. This one here comes from Anonymous in Dunedin.

47:22Keyzie:Oh I think I know who that is. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I've had a feeling. There's a lot of people down there. Yeah, not many of them are anonymous Yeah, but yeah, there's only a few anonymous people down there Right G'day fellas All of my friends are always travelling overseas Going to amazing countries and they keep banging on About what an amazing time they had Whereas I'm stuck here in New Zealand like a loser

47:45Jase:Yeah, is this from Jase? Ah, no it's not, this is from Anonymous in Dunedin Unfortunately my weekly Dole payments can barely pay for rent Let alone an overseas holiday It's true How do I get my friends to shut up about their holidays or any tips on how to holiday on a budget. Cheers. That's from Anonymous in Dunedin.

48:03Keyzie:Yeah, well, I've got to admit on my dull days, overseas travel was not high on my list. Didn't occur to me. It didn't even factor in my brain.

48:11Jase:I managed to get a few trips in.

48:13Keyzie:Did you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But not overseas. Yes. I was just about to say. What do you do? I would just stay away from your friends.

48:24Jase:Yeah.

48:25Keyzie:Cut them loose, man. Buy your bread, your... Ciggies. Your ciggies. Buy your case of wine. When I say case, I mean your cardboard box of wine. Goon bag. Have your daily pie and just don't get out of bed. Yeah. Yeah. Like, because my vibe is, why don't you... Because he wants to travel on a budget.

48:46Jase:No, is there any advice for traveling on a budget? Because there are ways to do it. Like, for example, if you really book far in advance and, like, really scour for deals, Yeah. You could get a flight to, and aim for Southeast Asia. Yes. Go to your Cambodia's, your Laos. Yes. Vietnam's, Thailand's. And if you get a real cheap flight in the off season, in the rainy season, go over there. Don't worry about a flight home. It's only a couple of grand. No, less than that. Less than that. You can get over there and back for under$1 ,000. Wow. I think. Just save your money on the doll. Just save$10 a week, and in 100 weeks, that's two years.

49:21Jase:Yes. You'll have enough money to get there. Stay nowhere. where buy no food and not be able to come back. Yeah, but it's sick, though. It's beautiful. Oh, it's out the gate. The scenery. No, but the food's cheap. Like, you have dinner there for$2. Yeah, but you haven't got$2.

49:34Keyzie:Well, here's the crazy thing. I mean, I'm a massively successful radio DJ.

49:39Jase:Disc jockey, Keezy.

49:40Keyzie:Oh, with a huge career behind me. I still can't afford to go to Europe. No. You know what I'm saying? But, like, his issue is that the doll isn't enough.

49:51Jase:Well, his issue is his friends are banging on about it. If he didn't know that it was going on, he wouldn't be jealous, and that's what he is. Yes. Yeah, I think you need to get more loser mates. Yeah, people that are doing the same shit you are. People that suck. A.K.A. nothing. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Deadbeats, dropkicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:06Keyzie:No hopers. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oddfish. Yes, oddfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Losers. Heebie-jeebies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Icky. Yeah.

50:17Jase:Bit of a goose. Yeah, an absolute, you know, der-brain. Yeah, der-brain, yeah, yeah. I hope that helped. Or you could try getting into tech. I'll tell you what, you could sell this$50 Reburger voucher for$1 ,000, like Kesey was saying. You got yourself a flight over to one of the Asian countries. Yeah, you could do that too. Anyway, thanks for reaching out, Anonymous. Hope that helped. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

50:53Well, there you go, you mad bastards.

50:55Keyzie:That's a big show done and dusted for the day. Now, Puckson is back. Does that mean that we have a podcast outro clip today, Keezy? Yes, we do. Yeah, yeah, because while he was away, we weren't able to do that because he had all the fandangled technology with him. Well, no, it's because Dilly, who was covering, has another job, which has already two other jobs put together into one. Yes, that's right. And he was doing the night show.

51:17Jase:And yet when we came in today, Dilly was nowhere to be seen. Yeah, he's exhausted. Oh, he is.

51:22Keyzie:He was having some time off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually a good point. Where is Dilly? Oh, I haven't seen him. Oh, he's sick. Run down. Well, I'm not surprised the way they were working him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was crazy. Here is a clip of today's podcast outro. It's called Wife Recipe. She already, if it was Isaac or Kate or someone in the office, and I was like, oh, they want your salmon recipe, she'd be like, oh, and instantly she'd be like, but is it even that good? And then if it's bad, they're going to think of, you know, that's already what goes through her head. Right. Throw in you guys bagging her.

51:54No. You guys using her as a joke. The fact that I'm really famous. No, none of that. She doesn't give a f*** about any of that. In fact, she's not even aware of any of that.

52:03Keyzie:That was in reference to me asking Kesey to get his wife to pass on a recipe to my wife. Yes. Speaking of which, what are you having for dinner tonight, fellas?

52:13Jase:I never know. You don't know? That's universal. Okay. We can stop asking. What did you have last night? That's a good idea. Nothing because I ate here Yeah he did So last night when I was here I had a dumpling soup Inside of a chilli black bean soup You made that yourself? It was, yeah I did Frozen dumplings? Frozen dumplings You can get some quite good ones now The frozen dumplings that I've been rocking Have been bloody good Straight from frozen Straight into the bottom of a pan Yes Hot pan No oil, no butter Right Cover them, five minutes Bloody beautiful Great stuff mate Bloody beautiful man Highly recommend Keezy?

52:50We're having a kimchi fried rice with... Why you got a smirk on your face? That's great. No, because you're already lining up some sort of wacky remark about... Not at all. Me having kimchi fried rice. That's great. And some chicken thigh thing with it, apparently. What are you having?

53:04Keyzie:We're having a chorizo pasta, fellas. The spicy Italian sausage there. Spanish. Spanish Italian sausage there. God, you have to go to Europe if you've got a trophy. You simply must, man. Man. Now, listen, go and check out the podcast outro and the highlights of the show. If you missed the show, go and check out the Instagram. Till tomorrow, we'll see you later. Bye.