FULL SHOW: An Expert Opinion

12:34Keyzie:In excess there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 4.51. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

12:48Jase:Yeah, man. Woo! I didn't watch anything last night. Fellas did a little bit of work. I was intending to watch Small Town Scandal, but I didn't watch it. And I'm saving my final review until when the whole thing's finished, fellas, okay? Did you watch Jizz, man?

13:03Keyzie:I started watching The Three-Body Problem again. No. No, what is it? Three-Buzzy Problem. Oh, Three-Buzzy Problem. Yes. Well, no, Three-Buzzies wouldn't be a problem. Why would it be a problem? I don't know. I didn't write the show. The Three-People Problem? Yeah, that's it. What is it?

13:20Jase:Three-body problem. Three-body problem.

13:21Keyzie:Three-body problem. Yeah, I thought it was. That sort of scientific-y Wi-Fi, not Wi-Fi, sort of sci-fi kind of thing. Wi-Fi. Broadband sort of. Broadband. Bluetooth. Sort of like Google.com. To be honest, I wasn't really paying attention, and then I turned it off and put some tunes on. Yeah, nice, man. How many buzzies out of five? The tunes or the show? Just the show. Oh. Netflix? Three buzzies, yeah. I think that's worth a watch, actually. Yeah, it's actually a good show. I've watched it before. I just went back to it because I couldn't be arsed finding something else. Saturday night, right, so this is going back a bit, my wife and I were doing a jigsaw puzzle, and I was drinking some wine, leftover wine from your dinner party, Jase, because I was rushed out the door before I could even.

14:06Jase:Oh, did you take that home? Yeah. Wow. What, am I going to leave it at Jase's house? This is a turn up for the books. What's wrong with that? Yeah, true, Jase has a drink. He doesn't drink. So I was like, yes, I will be taking that home. Yeah, good, that's nice.

14:17Keyzie:Well, I actually handed it to you, but you were too steamed to remember. Okay, this is not the time. But my wife and then we were like, let's watch a movie. And then we sort of did a bit of scrolling. And my wife, we stopped on Little Miss Sunshine.

14:30Jase:Yeah. Great film. I've never seen it. I've never seen it either. Brilliant film. My wife was like, oh, I remember that being really good back in the day with Steve Carell. There's a Greg Kinnear. Greg Kinnear, yes. Alan Arkin won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, beating out Eddie Murphy and Dreamgirls. Who did Alan? Alan Harkins, the elderly gentleman who's on Heroin. Yes. So funny. Great character. Yeah.

14:54Keyzie:That movie rules. It's a brilliant movie. It's a really, really good movie, and it's like 20 years old now, and I didn't know anything about it. And so I remember watching the trailer two decades ago. My wife said, yeah, I like that movie. I'm pretty sure when she watched it a long time ago. I said, sweet, just put it on. Don't want to know the trailer. Don't want to know anything. Just watched it. Really, really, really good movie. Yeah. All My Girls love that movie too. Toni Collette. Toni Collette, yeah. She's always pretty good, Toni Collette. She was great in it too. And the kids are great and the little girls great.

15:21Yes, the entire cast.

15:23Keyzie:The entire cast is very good. Yeah, and so I gave it like 4.2 buzzies out of 5. Absolutely loved it. That's good. Wasn't ready to love it and then watched it and was like, that was excellent. Nice. Really funny film. Yes, very good. Really good. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're getting through hump day tickety-boo. You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Re-Burger. Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take away Re-Burger today. But there's no easy way to say this. I'm breaking up with you.

16:04Are you serious? Is there someone else? In a way. What? It's Re-Burger. It's just so crave-worthy. I can't stop craving it. And it's hand-crafted. Are you serious? Are you in a whole relationship over the burgers? Yeah, well, yeah, it is over the burgers. Yeah, well, have you tried the fries? Yeah, the fries are pretty good. Yeah, yeah, they're quite yum.

16:33Jase:Oh, yeah, they're quite yum. They are quite yum. They are very yum. But getting dumped over it, you know? It's an addiction, Keezy. It's like you and your dumplings. Yeah, but I'm not about to break up with my wife over dumplings. When's the last time you had dumplings? Today. When's the last time you saw your wife? This morning. Yeah, not good.

16:54Keyzie:And can I say, just from our dinner the other night, the vibe, you might not be wanting to dump her, Keezy. I think Keezy's missus is keen to dump him. It's been a yarn on our show for almost five years now. I would never suggest that your wife is going to dump you, man. All I'm saying is...

17:13Jase:I especially don't think she's going to dump him, given the news. Moggy, Keezy's expecting a child is now a new joke that's read its head in the last six months. And to be honest, I could take or leave both of those jokes. I don't know.

17:27Keyzie:Yeah, okay. Hey, now listen, coming up very soon, we've got Liam Dan from the New Zealand Herald to come and talk to me about my new business idea. Yes. And Keezy has a fall and your chance to win. A$50 re-burger voucher. But let's start off with a bit of Queens of the Stone Age. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Do do. He's indeed tall there on the Radio Hauraki. Says me, our big show this Wednesday afternoon. The time, 5.14. You all good? Yeah, man. Okay, cool. Your mouth not full of chips and your throat all with phlegmy or anything? Okay, sweet.

18:04Just checking. How you feel is had a bit of an embarrassing situation happened to me over the weekend. It was Saturday afternoon. My wife and I were going through an open home. And we looked around the property. And I have, we looked around the property. And you know how you say, you go to an open home and you sort of, you take your shoes off, you go inside, you fill out your details, right?

18:25Jase:So you're bending over, taking off your shoes and someone's looked down your top and saw your nips. No, that wasn't it. And if that did happen, then good for them. That's fine. You know, there's nothing wrong with that. Bully for them. Yeah, exactly. and so went inside, signed in, had a look around the property, came out, and when you enter the house, there's all these pairs of shoes, very busy open home, and when you enter the house is like a balcony that's probably three steps up. Yeah, sure. Very low balcony. And I was putting my shoes on, my floaters, my big new balances there, I was putting them on, and a family came out of the front door, and they all sort of spread out, started putting their shoes on, and basically once mine were on, I couldn't make my way to the stairs.

19:07Because they were all in the way. So I was like, oh, I'll just jump down off the deck. Straight onto the grass there. It's only like 40, 50 centimetres.

19:15Jase:Yeah. And so I jumped off the deck and landed in some sort of hole with my big floater shoes. Must have been a big hole. It was a big hole. Because they're massive floaters. Yeah. It was a big hole. But it was in the ground. And because of the lawnmower, when it goes across it, it's all just level and I couldn't see it. It's like a trap door or something like that. Yeah, it's like a trap door. Yeah. Jeez, he got you good there. It sure did. Saw you coming. Anyway, so I landed in that with one of my feet landed in that. I rolled my ankle really quite bad and then fell over. And this is out the front.

19:52Jase:What did you land on, though? Your side, your face? I'm not going to say. Did you land on your booty? I landed on all fours. Yeah, I was going to say, did you land on all fours? I landed on all fours. Did your missus ask if you were okay? No, she laughed. And what, did you look over your shoulder and say, that's not on? I looked over my shoulder and I said, I actually really hurt myself. Because there were two little kids with the couple that were coming in. They were laughing too. Well, no, they were all really worried. And my wife was laughing because it was like a funny situation. Don't worry, he'll get up.

20:26And that's when I looked over my shoulder and said, I've actually really hurt myself. Yeah.

20:29Keyzie:Well, that's so interesting. And hang on. and so I had to send her. She had to go get the car and bring it into the driveway of the open home because we were parked up the street. Right. Because I couldn't walk down to the car.

20:41Jase:Wow. And so I just had to sit on the stairs at the front of the open home. Well, there's a queue of probably 10 people there. Just standing there watching while I just fell over and then had to sit there while my wife went and got the car. You made a right jackass of yourself there. Well, I wouldn't say I'd go that far. Because you come in on Monday there. That was on – what day was that? That was Saturday. Sunday? Sunday there. You come in here, you're good as gold. and yet you had to send your wife to go and pick up a car, like an ambulance, because you couldn't walk, and yet you've come in here on Monday brand new.

21:10Jase:What do you mean brand new? Absolutely brand spanking new. No, my ankle was strapped up.

21:14Keyzie:Well, this is really interesting. It was. We Googled how to strap an ankle. I got a call from your wife last night and she was chuckling away there on the phone. Oh, yeah. And she told me a quite different story. Right. Come and hear that. And what actually happened was you did fall, as stated, and you were on all fours, and then one of the little kids from the family went, oh, old Kesey steamed again. Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then one of the other little kids hopped on my back like I was a horse. Yeah, yeah. Whooping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pulled your pants down. That's terrible, Kesey.

21:57Thanks, man. Thanks for the sympathy, fellas.

21:59Keyzie:Are you going to be okay for golf tomorrow? I don't know, man. I don't know because my ankle is pretty sore. It's pretty swollen. And even though we YouTubed how to strap an ankle and did that, it's still a bit sensitive.

22:11Jase:Did you have to sit in the back of the car? What was the guts there? Yeah, I sat in the back and sort of put the front seat down so I could have my leg up. Yeah, nice.

22:21Keyzie:That's good because, yeah, you don't want it to get too swollen and just put it up there and make sure that the blood goes down there and a bit of rice.

22:33Jase:What do you mean a bit of rice? Well, you raise it and then compression, elevation. Right. Bicycles and all that.

22:40Keyzie:Frozen peas when you got home? He had no idea what rice meant. You were picturing rice and you just said, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is a tune. Don't change the subject. Did you put frozen peas on it when you got home? Yeah, good, man. And I had a couple of norefin as well. Nice, man. Nice. That's awesome. Thanks, fellas. This is a tune. Turn it up. The Hauraki Big Show. weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed, Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki. Big show this Wednesday afternoon. We've got a very special guest in the studio with us this afternoon. Liam Dan, Business Editor at Large for the New Zealand Herald.

23:17Keyzie:G'day, mate. How are you going? Yeah, kia ora. Thanks for having me in. It's an absolute pleasure, mate. It's been a while we used to do stuff with you back in the Bougiard days. Yeah, a long time ago now. I'm still trucking away, just doing the business thing upstairs. Yeah, doing your job. Well, listen, mate, we got you down here for your business expertise, basically. I've just recently moved into the CBD and I've been looking for business opportunities and myself and the fellas have stumbled upon one which we think would work very well and I wanted to get your sort of thoughts on it. Yeah, and Liam, we just want to reiterate too, we wouldn't have dragged you down here to come on the show unless we didn't think that the idea had legs, basically.

23:52That's right.

23:53Jase:That's right. So currently what Jace is doing, CBD, that stands for the central business district. Not the less active stuff. Not the less active stuff, that's right. But Jase now spends every single day just wandering around central Auckland just looking at things. And one of the things he discovered was a small office there going for$230 per week. And he thought to himself, now what can I do with this space? He brought the idea into us. And I would say that lightning struck. Yeah, we workshopped it. Because where is it, Jase? It's in like a food court or something, isn't it?

24:24Keyzie:Yeah, well, it's in a food court. but the area that it's in is not the actual food court itself. They're sort of retail shops and then a food court. That's right.

24:33Jase:Now, hospitality is a very difficult business to be in at the moment, as you well know, Liam. Lots of places are shutting down. So what do you add on? What's different? What's something you can do? What else can you do to get people through the door and stick around? Yes.

24:46Keyzie:So we've come up with this idea, and I want to run it past you. and it's basically an outlet that sells cheese toasties and stick mags. As a combo. Yes, as a combo, yes. I suppose you could have a combo deal or individually, I don't know. Well, that's one of the things, you know. These are the sort of things we want to talk about.

25:08Jase:So that's the sort of thing that you can get. So you go in there, you order, for example, cheese toastie with some McClure pickles. While you're waiting for Jase there to make that cheese toastie, there's an array of wide selection of stick mags that you can peruse and or buy. Yes. Now, one of the two things is going to get you through the door. It's either going to be these delicious cheese. And they will be, Mogi. They'll be delicious. Cheese and McClure pickled toasted sandwiches or stick mags. Now, you're going to like one or the other, aren't you? Yeah, I mean, I can see there's not a lot of great cheese toasty places in Central Auckland, right?

25:47Exactly, mate. Exactly. And how many great stick mang joints are there?

25:51Jase:Almost none. Almost none now, right?

25:53Keyzie:You just don't see them anymore, Liam. That's the point. You know, we've got a few quirky little ideas. You know, when I serve up the toasties, for example, they'll be wrapped in a centrefold. Yeah. So do you have any questions about this, Liam, at this point? So I guess one of the issues with the magazine side of things, the business, your magazine generally, has been the internet and availability. Well, this is the thing that I think actually works about it because I think people like to go a bit retro. Thank you. You're thinking of your records. Physical media. And actually having a stick mag in your hand.

26:31Keyzie:There's something about it. I mean, you can get novels and stuff on all sorts of electronic devices. but there's nothing like an actual stick mag in your hands. That's right.

26:42Jase:And you can't get a cheese toasted sandwich on the internet. You can order something in, but obviously it's too late. But actually feeling the fabric of the fibre there in between your fingers there while you're eating your cheese toast, you're waiting for it. And certainly in terms of foot traffic, I think that's the key. If you're walking past, and we've come up with a name for it, Jase. There's a few names.

27:06Keyzie:because that's always strangely the hardest part. We've come up with blue cheese. The listeners helped us with this. Liam, feel free to tell us your favourite. Peaches and creamed corn. Not sure about creamed corn in a toaster. I don't like it either. I love a creamed corn toasty. I voted that down. Fromage etois. Why are you laughing? Hoity Jizz's Eat Beat. Do you read the magazines while you're there? Yes.

27:36Jase:But you can read them because it gives you something to read while you're there. You can also buy them as well when you leave. But you need to get something through the door. Why am I going to any cafe around the place if the only thing they're doing is serving me food? People have got to step their game up.

27:49Keyzie:Yes, totally. And the idea being that while you're waiting for your cheese. Your toasty. Your cheese toasty. Then you're just inadvertently. You know, it's like at your doctor's and they've got all the magazines there. A waiting room, yeah. You're flicking through a penthouse, your toasty comes ready, and then you think to yourself, you know what, I enjoyed that penthouse. Actually, can you give me the latest copy of Penthouse? Because I haven't finished it. Yeah, I haven't finished it. I haven't finished with it, yeah. You're not going to get through all the articles. No, exactly. Liam, Dan, once again, New Zealand Herald business editor at large.

28:27Do you think this idea has merit? Yeah, I guess you've got to really focus on who your target audience is. 25 to 30?

28:35Jase:Yeah. 25 to 35. Anybody that likes cheese toasties or buzies.

28:41Keyzie:And can I just make the point too, I've done some research on this, Liam. It's not, you know, I've looked into it. What are the things that, you know, the 25 to 35 demo like? The two top things, fast food and porn. Right. And I guess you're looking at hipstery kind of people. You know, this is the retro.

28:59Jase:And down and out losers.

29:01Keyzie:Anyone that walks through the door is welcome. And what was the last one you called it? Because they're really...

29:06Jase:The other name we had was Sandwich Jizz. No, Toasted Sandwiches. So if anyone walks through the door, because physical media is very hipster. I know what you're saying, Liam. What was the one before that? Fromage et toi. Hoity Jizz's Eat and Beat. The thing about this is... Yeah, it does. The word of mouth, I think, is going to be out the gate. Totally. But it is about that physical feeling. You've got the porn mag in one hand. You've got the toasted sandwich in the other hand.

29:41Keyzie:Yeah, totally, totally. And this is the thing in terms of start-up costs. Yeah. We were talking about that yesterday. You know, obviously a couple of loaves of bread, some cheese. It's not a lot. Yeah, that's right. Are they saying the overheads are, you know, well, the rent's cheap, but you've got power and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Tell me, what's the biggest downfall for small businesses starting out? What's the sort of fatal mistake that they make? Well, I think it is. It's cash flow. So you've got to have cash coming in, and it's those additional costs. It's not realising that the power costs are going to be more than you think or that the rent goes up.

30:17Of course. And just, yeah, yeah. And having, you know, staying out of debt and making sure you've got maybe some, You could be looking for some angel investors. Yes. What do you call it? Venture capitalists. Venture capitalists. Who are interested in sort of... Would you be interested in it? Well, I'm a business journalist. But you must have all that... That means I have no money. Right, okay, yeah. There's an opportunity as well. I could talk to some people. That'd be great.

30:47Keyzie:Yeah, that'd be good. Email Rob Drury. When can you talk to them? Tonight? Right, so you're going to genuinely go out and talk to some people and say, I've got an idea for you. Jase is starting a business called Toasted Sandwiches. Well, I mean, if it comes up with some of the executives and so on that you've come into, I mean, I don't know. You can imagine this company.

31:05Jase:It feels like you and me would back it. Steven Joyce would be right.

31:07Keyzie:I feel more comfortable with Jace's heat and beat, is it? Eat and beat, yeah. Oh, eat and beat. Yeah, that works for me. I think this has been massively beneficial. It's done nothing except for boost your confidence, Jace. Yeah, I'm feeling better about it, actually. You're starting with a celebrity. You guys are the faces of Jace's. My face will be all over it. Liam Dan, business editor at large at the New Zealand Herald, mate, we appreciate your expertise this afternoon. Oh, no, good luck with it. I look forward to popping in. Yeah, well. Gross. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey.

31:43Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Who wants free, Biggie?

31:52Yeah.

31:55Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Whenever you hear this in the middle of a song, give us a call on 0800-HODAK-IN. You can win yourself a$50 Re-Burger voucher. We've got Jeremy on the line. G'day, Jeremy, you mad bastard. How's life? Good, thanks, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Very well. You having a good day, Jeremy? Absolutely. Just driven up from Masterton there to Auckland.

32:19Jase:Oh, what a hell of a drive that is, man. Which way do you go to get over the hill there? Uh, I go, uh, the new track over, what is it, the saddle? I don't even know. Because they've got rid of the gorge, haven't they? The Manawatu Gorge, and they've got a whole new road. I hear it's very special. Yeah, it's a steep bastard, Moggy. Oh, she's a steep bastard, right? Yeah, good stuff. Yeah.

32:42Keyzie:Well, listen, Jeremy, Keezy's going to ask you some questions just to verify that you're not AI, all right, mate? Yeah, right, I fire them up, Keezy. Yeah, I'll just fire up the questions here, mate. Uh, what do you do for a crust? I work at the airport. I repeal planes. Oh, you're a backbone. Backbone. Well, he is if that's what he actually does and he's not AI. You know what I mean?

33:02Jase:Yeah, yeah, yeah. If that's what he is. If that is what he is. Jeremy from Auckland. What's for dinner? I go to Fish and Chips for know if I roast their kids. You're from Seasman. Yeah, good. What's your order, sicko? I don't know. A couple of battered fish, a hot dog, some chips for the missus. Chips for the missus. you don't dig into them yourself, man. You're too cool for that. Nah, man. Watching the weight. And is she allowed anything else other than the chips or she just gets a couple of chips, you chuck those on the floor for her? Yeah, nah, just a couple of chips, man. Yeah, good on you, man.

33:35Yeah, yeah, good stuff. How often do you floss there, Jeremy? Never. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

33:43Jase:That's backbone shit. Yeah, you're reeking. Get that fish in your teeth, you mad dog. Yeah, mad dog. And a hot dog. What colour are your undies there, Jeremy? Dark blue, Dizzy Dark blue, hot Yeah, navy Alright, and final question there Jeremy, what is your deepest fear? Probably my missus She's pretty scary, Dizzy Yeah, yeah Scared of his missus Yeah, alright, okay No bad Just put the details in the system here And Yep, you're clean, mate That Reeburger voucher is all yours Nice Bloody good, thank you Good on you, mate Good luck with the missus, brother Duh You hold the line, man Pugs will hook you up with the prize there.

34:24Bloody good stuff. Man, honestly, I'm worried that AI is going to call up and these questions might not, you know.

34:31Jase:Hey, I'll tell you what. Can we make an adjustment? Either add a question or move one out and replace it with what is your fish and chip order? But then we're talking about re-begging it. What is your fish and chip order? What, because AI wouldn't know? Well, because we're doing, you know, what's for dinner anyway. Yeah, we're asking that anyway. But if you change it to what's your fish and chip order? Yeah, okay. Because they might say something weird, you know, if they're AI. Yeah, that's true. I think it's a good way to weed them out. And I'm interested in people's fish and chip waters. So am I for some reason.

34:59Jase:Yes. Because he was having two fish and a hot dog. And a hot dog. That's a lot. See, I'd go one and one is enough for me. And I'd have the chips. I wouldn't give them to my missus. You see, I'd just go one and no chips.

35:10Keyzie:Just a fish. Yeah. No chips. No. I'd go a bit of tart here with my fish. You're lying. I might look like. You would have some chips. You would not have any chips. Jason, you love chips. I do, but not the soggy F and C. Give me Ree burger chips every day of the week. Sounds like you have bad chips. Yeah, I have often had bad chips. Yeah, but not all fish and chips are bad. Do you guys go through the chips and find the crispy ones? I generally start, I don't like the big ones.

35:39Jase:I like the smaller ones that have the more amount of fried surface area. And more salt. See, and AI wouldn't get this, man. AI wouldn't be able to get involved in this chip. I actually like, usually I like the small crispy ones, but when I'm eating fish and chips, I like the big ones. What's that about?

35:54Keyzie:You like the big ones? Jase. Do you? You like big ones, Keezy? Yes, I like big chips. Guys, come on, man, grow up. You're better than this. Here's ACDC. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. You're welcome back, you massive backbones. You are listening to The Big Show, and it's brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan, and vegetarian options available. Reburger are redefining the norm. Oh, yum. Oh, this is so good because it's Reburger. Yeah.

36:40Jase:You like that one, Jase? Not really. Why are you going quiet? It's because it's too long. Is that it? No, it's too short. Too short.

36:47Keyzie:And it's a really old one. I mean, having said that, I like a lot of the old ones as well.

36:51Jase:Should we retire that one then today? Yeah, I reckon can. That one's banned moving forward. Kill it. Kill it. All right, hang on. Let me do another one. Beef, chicken, vegan, and vegetarian options. Ree burger are redefining the norm. Oh, yummy. They can stay. Yeah, that's pretty good. You like that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll put a circle around that one. What's for tea tonight, fellas? Great question. Great question.

37:17Keyzie:You go, you go.

37:19Jase:I've had some steaks in at home that hasn't been cooked. It's been there for a while now. I don't know how old she is, but I'm hoping that's going to be on the old grill tonight, feels. Nice. What cut? It's some kind of a fillet. Not sure. I fill it, I think, actually. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Money bags, money. Money bags, mogies. Mogies. Yeah, I'm pretty rich. Yeah. Old mogie bags. I'm cashed up. It's all that Wellington Paranormal cash I've got, you see. Sure. All that what we do in the shadows money. All that talkback money. All that, you know, two days on hunt for the world of people money.

37:51Jase:You know? What are you having, Keezy? Tonight I'm having Orzo salad with chicken food. Oh, rich guy. Again? No. Last night we didn't actually get time because my wife was out for drinks and she was going to make the salad, but she didn't get home until a bit later than she thought. She was steamed. She was steamed. So we just got Thai instead. Takeaways. Yeah. Rich guy.

38:16Keyzie:And you're having that for dinner tonight and you've had your 20 dumplings this afternoon. No, no, no. I had takeaway last night. Yeah, but you had 20 dumplings this afternoon. So I had 20 dumplings for lunch, not this afternoon.

38:29Jase:So you had takeaway and then you had breakfast and then you had takeaways. You're a shocking bastard. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

38:36Keyzie:I'm having the meatballs from Friday night. You said that the other day. I know, but they didn't defrost in time. But they've only just defrosted. On a bed of couscous and roasted vegetables.

38:50Jase:I've got a question about the other night. You didn't have any spaghetti available with the meatballs. What was the thinking there? Just you dip your breads in it and stuff. You also didn't have any bread. I bought the bread.

38:59Keyzie:Yeah, well, that's why I asked you to buy the bread. See, that's why it's a 6 out of 10. I'm just saying, like, it was great. Look. I'm just saying.

39:07Jase:Are you allowed to mark him down, Jase, because he's been mean about you or not? Boy, can you only do it on the merits of his night?

39:13Keyzie:I'm going to do it purely on the merits of his performance.

39:17Jase:Because if he can't, then it's just him being immature. I'm just playing, I'm doing what I'm supposed to. I'm not happy straight away that it's so far away your place, Kesey. In terms of I Live Out West? Yeah.

39:27Keyzie:Yes, crazy out that way. Tune. Velvet Revolver. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Filter there on the radio. Hauraki, big show this Wednesday evening, the time being 15 minutes past 6 o 'clock, which means it's time for... 5, 6, 7, 8.

39:51Jase:Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.

40:04Jase:One and a half mogis, etc. Fellas, you know we started doing that because originally we had a sting, but then we lost it because it expired. Yeah. And then so now we just do it acapella. And then I play the original Sting underneath it. Oh, do you? And then turn it up when the music starts. Oh, nice. It's good stuff. It's great stuff. Fellas, my daughter there, Mogi Minogi, as I like to call her, she's lost a tooth. Yeah. They fall out, Kesey, I don't know if you know that. Pretty young for them to be falling out, isn't it? They fall out, yeah, yeah, yeah. They fall out pretty young, pretty shocking.

40:38Jase:But, of course, she's always got her hand out, you know. She wants to get cashed up, the Tooth Fairy. Oh, yes. And so it cost me two bucks. Is it two bucks now? Well, you know, it cost the Tooth Fairy two bucks. Yes. Not me, thankfully. But is it two bucks, the Tooth Fairy? Because in my day, it was$1. Oh, right. In your day, Jase, what was it, like a shilling or something? That was tuppence, yeah.

41:03Jase:So, yeah, anyway, she put her tooth underneath her pillow there. And the tooth fairy even writes her a note, tiny little note. Oh, wow. Beautiful little hand it's got there, beautiful note it wrote. Does she write it with a pen or is it typed out nowadays as well? No, it looks like it's done with some kind of ink. I mean, I don't know all the secrets of the fairies, Keezy, but it looks like an ink. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but I said to my daughter there, of course, and she didn't know this, Jase, was that, sure, you get money from the tooth fairy when you lose a tooth, but when your tooth grows back, when it grows back, you have to give the money back to the tooth fairy with interest.

41:46Jase:Yes. What? They're like a little loan shark. Very much so.

41:51Keyzie:Hang on, that's not... And it's about 100 % interest, so it's like your four bucks, by the time it's grown back, four bucks. Four bucks.

41:58Jase:Four bucks. Right. She didn't know that one. She thought it was just, you get it. And of course, that's what people remember, is that you get the money. That's great. Yes. But you've got to hand it over as well when your tooth grows back, because you don't need it anymore. I think I'd remember if I had to pay back twice as much when I was a kid. Like, that was a lot of money when I was a kid. You had other things on your mind. Yeah. Like, what? No, what do you mean by that? Well, you had lots of stresses going on, Keezy. Oh, yeah. You did? Yeah. Yeah. I thought you meant to be a bizzies or something.

42:26Jase:So anyway, she was a bit surprised by that. And I guess technically, technically, is that a fairy rule or is that old man Moogies rule? Because she's got a money box there, a little piggy bank, that's fear overflowing with cash on account of all the teeth that she's losing and old Moogies swearing like a sailor. She gets a dollar every time I swear. But I need some money for the pokies. Yeah. Well, hang on. So is it a tooth fairy rule or is this a mogi rule? That's what we're trying to... Does the fairy get the money? I hate to say, you never know who's listening, Keezy. That would be my point.

43:03Keyzie:It was the same in my household. Yes. It wasn't the pokies for me. It was the darts. Right, okay. Well, I mean, so you're taking money from your child to go to the pokies.

43:12Jase:And potentially make infinitely more money. Yeah, I guess there is that. The Queen of the Nile is a harsh mistress, Keezy, but she can be a generous one. Yes, she can be. Yeah, not in my experience. Right. So you'd do the same scheme, Jase, but for darts.

43:28Keyzie:Well, it's not a scheme. Well, it sounds like a scheme. What do you mean, then? Well, you're literally taking money off your child. No, we're teaching them the value of money. Yes. But then he's taking it to the pokies. Yes. That's essentially the opposite. In her future. When she's an adult, she can do the same. Go to the pokies? Yes.

43:50Jase:Actually on that note Jase your daughter turns 18 tomorrow you'll be taking her down to the Queen of the Nile Bloody oath I will mate The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

44:03Keyzie:Bush there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday evening the time is 20 to 7 Now fellas normally at this time of the show we were going to do Meet Paddy Nap 69 but something happened that has enraged me so much so that we've got the full court press in here. We've even got Pugsana in the studio because it needs to be addressed now. Ooh, it's Pugsana. G'day, fellas. Hey, how's it going? Hi, Pugs. Yeah, good, thanks, man. Thanks for having me. Because I've got a massive bone to pick. I got a bone to pick. Is it bugging you? No. Oh. And this occurred while... It's me, I'm bugging me. Sorry, man.

44:49Keyzie:This occurred while you were in Studio B, Pug-san, and Mogi, you were out of the studio. Okay. Where Kesey told me, flat out to my face, that I had, this is what he said, I decided to mark you down because of all the times. What are you talking about? Because of all the times you dissed my wife's cooking. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about the dinner party. The dinner party. Mark me down for the dinner party because of all the times you guys dissed my wife's cooking.

45:20Jase:Yeah.

45:21Keyzie:Then he said, but I didn't get the same satisfaction from it that you guys did dissing my wife's cooking. So I wanted to change my score to seven because it wasn't fair. because sex suggests that it was a just above average meal and evening and it was much better than that. I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't say any of that stuff. That is just, you've literally, you've come on here, you've gathered the full team together, you've played three stings. It's a bit much. And then you've just spoken crazy talk. Like, where did you get that from? Like, when will you just let sleeping dogs lie?

46:05It was a 6 out of 10 evening. I don't know. I'm so sorry, Pugs. We're wasting your time. I could be producing. You could be producing right now. But there's no producer, so. I just don't know what to tell you. I'm so sorry. I don't know what's happening here. I just wanted to meet Paddy Nip 69. Put your hand on your heart and look me in the eyes, Keezy.

46:30Keyzie:and tell me that's not exactly what you just told me. Jase, that is not exactly what I just told you.

46:41Okay, so let's just... Wow. So he's marked you down as payback.

46:50Jase:He'd already determined that he was going to mark me down. Which I've heard you say before already because you said to your wife who gave it a 10 out of 10, but you've got to mark them down because they're always bagging your cooking. Yeah, but she was giving them a 10. She was saying that it was a perfect dinner party. That's right. No, but I guess my point being that I know that you're marking down already because of the way we've treated your wife.

47:16Keyzie:Fellas, I'm a little bit upset. You guys sort this out, all right? No, Jase, come back. Jase. He's not happy. Jase.

47:21Jase:He's out of here. Okay, he's left. I was just thinking I wanted to change my score to a six. Really? Yeah Oh Okay Hey Pugs Huh Jase isn't here So can you throw to the next song Yeah you can have a turn if you want I'll tell you what I'm going to just give you a sec Can I just tell you We're literally going to add It's a piece of piece I don't know why you Come on Okay The Hauraki Big Show Weekdays from 4 On Radio Hauraki

47:53Boosh It's Robber

47:55Keyzie:Well there you go you mad bastards as there's a big show done and dusted this Wednesday evening. Are we all good, Jase? Are we all good? Christopher. What? What's the podcast outro clip, please? Why are you calling me Christopher? Just play it, please. It's about leeching. I don't want to be part of these businesses, by the way. You will when they're hugely successful, Kesey. That's not me, man. I'll regret it then, man. I like to find my own success. I don't want to just latch on to other successful people. Sure you do. Yeah, okay. Sure, man. I mean. What the hell is that supposed to be? Nothing.

48:36Jase:Mogi, what are you up to tonight, mate? Going to ride my bike home, man. Got a little bit of work on. Got a busy, got a busy, what's the date today there, fellas? 25th. I'm looking at my watch like I can see it. Got a busy five weeks ahead of me, fellas, and then it should be all cruising for the rest of my life after that. All going well, I'll be even busier. Jase, thanks for asking me. Yeah, great stuff mate. Well listen, it's been a pleasure having your company

49:00Keyzie:this evening. Jase, hang on, man. You haven't asked what I'm doing, man. Make sure you check out the Instagram. Make sure you check out the podcasts. Because there's a lot

49:08Jase:going on in there. There's a bit of a rift in the big show for everyone at home. Keezy has said some shocking things to Jase off air. We've made a break out of it. Keezy's lied to Jase's face and said it didn't happen. And Jase is struggling to come to terms with that. And as far as he's concerned, if Keezy's going to be like that, then who just won't have anything to do with him. Thank you, Mogi. Mogi, we still all good, brother.

49:30Keyzie:It's been a pleasure having your company. Thanks for listening to the show. Do check out the podcast. Do check out the Instagram. Until tomorrow, you'll probably see most of us here. Goodbye.