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15:02Jase:Yeah, you're just tourists, man. Well, next thing you know, my daughter's over the side of the boat. Wow. She fell in. She dived over the side of the boat, and she had a hunting knife in between her teeth. Where'd she get that? She was biting that. She got it from in the captain's little house there. The little cabin. The cabin. The quarters. He kept all there, you know, in case of pirates. Anyway, there's a whole lot of thrashing, and God knows what's going on in the water. There's blood everywhere. I'm freaking out. My wife's like, go on and help her. It's like, ah. She'll be good, man. This will toughen her up.

15:36Jase:Anyway, after about three and a half hours, she drags out the skeleton of this bloody... The skeleton? Well, she filleted it. Oh! In the water. In the water. Enough to feed a small army. Bloody amazing. Incredible. Really incredible. Because great whites aren't... They're fierce. Wait, it was a great white? Really? A great white shark. Oh! Yeah, come on, Keezy, jeez. Anyway, before you end up with stay, we've ended up staying there for a couple of days, and they've made my daughter, Mogie Minogi, the chief. She's been made a chief of this island. That's extraordinary. It is. That's unbelievable.

16:17Jase:No, it's extraordinary. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So forevermore, she's to be known as Mogie Minogi of Mogieville. They've renamed the island.

16:30Keyzie:To Mogieville? I'm going to have to visit that.

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16:40Keyzie:Guns. Roses there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now, just keep an ear out, New Zealand, for maybe that little sound of gigalittle. $250 to be won. You all right there, Keezy? Yeah, good as gold, mate. Thank you. That's right. Keep an ear out for the roar of the encore, and you could win$250 if you call us on 0800-HAURAKI. I believe this week is our final week doing it, so we'll be looking to empty the coffers, so to speak. Got a little bit of a tingle in my testicles, which is always a sign. But in the meantime, let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

17:19Jase:Hey. What's up? Yes. Pula, pula. Yes, yes. On the flight back from Fiji, fellas, and if you haven't been, I watched Matchstick Men. We were there with you last weekend. And it's an old movie. It's got Nicolas Cage in it, Jase. Yes. It's got Sam Rockwell in it. I love a bit of Sam Rockwell. And they're Matchstick Men. They're con artists, Kesey. Is that what that means? Right. Yeah, and he's also got OCD. So it's like opening the door. One, two, three, all that sort of stuff. So a really neurotic role from him, as usual. And it gets a little bit convoluted at times, but, jeez, it's a good movie.

18:06Jase:Great. So him and Sam Rockwell are partners, and they go around ripping people off, putting cons on them. But his OCD, Nicolas Cage's OCD, is debilitating it. It's ruining his life. He can't get away from it. So he ends up going to see a psychiatrist who recommends that he gets in touch with the daughter that he's never seen in his life. And she sort of comes into his life and is like a wrecking ball, almost. But it takes his focus off his own problems. And then things sort of go on and carry on from there. It's probably, he must be 15 years old, I'd say. But it's bloody good. As I say, it gets a bit convoluted, but just bloody good acting in a well-made movie.

18:49Jase:I'll give it three and a half, three and a half buzzies. And it's called Matchstick Men. Matchstick Men, yes. Yeah, nice.

18:53Keyzie:I like a bit of Rockwell. Yeah, it's a great combo, him and Nicolas Cage.

18:57Jase:Very good. And I was just reminded, it's bloody hell, he's in some shit, but Nicolas Cage is unbelievable. He's a great actor.

19:04Keyzie:He's very good. On date night with my wife on Saturday, we went to see Springsteen, The Road From Nowhere. Deliver Me From Nowhere. Sure. And it's following very much the tradition of musical biopics that seem to be going on all over the show. All over. Starring Jeremy Allen White, is it? Yes. And our mate, Jeremy Strong. Oh. As his sort of the producer, Jeremy White, obviously playing Bruce Springsteen. And it was really interesting because I was watching it getting very annoyed and it focuses primarily around the period where Springsteen is really beginning to get big.

19:47Jase:Yeah.

19:48Keyzie:And he makes this album that's very dark and brooding and he doesn't want anyone to do anything to it or touch it. Right. But he's also produced all these other great tunes like, you know, Born in the USA, which are surefire hits. But he doesn't want those released. He just wants this album released. And it's really the story about his depression because he goes nuts about it all. And it was really interesting because my wife said I really, really like the male relationships that were in the movie. Yeah, father and son. Well, particularly between Jeremy Strong, who's his producer, and Bruce Springsteen.

20:26Keyzie:It's a very loving relationship. I found it too brooding. There were too many shots of Bruce being tormented in his tight T-shirt, sort of staring into the wilderness and stuff like that.

20:39Jase:He should have just taken that T-shirt off.

20:40Keyzie:He should have. And it just focuses on a particular part of his life because he suffers from depression. Look, it was okay, and Pugsone agrees with me. He found it a bit too much, but his partner really liked the male relationships as well. Yeah, yeah. 2.7 buzzies.

20:59Jase:Can I say that it's just easy filmmaking. It's, oh, you've heard of this bloke. We're going to make a movie. You'll go along to it because he's got heaps of it. Or she, but actually only he. Yes. He's got lots and lots of fans, and I think it's lazy. There was a Bob Dylan one last year. We've had Bohemian Rhapsody. We've had Elton John. Yes. I think it's, I'm not going to bother with this one. I'm not going to bother with any of them because I just think it's like Marvel movies.

21:22Keyzie:Yes. Well, I've got to be honest. As I've seen all of those, I thought the Elton John one, his performance was next level. It was unbelievable. But, you know, I'm the same now. I'm sort of like, okay, I'm kind of done with that genre a little bit. Yeah. Keezy. I think your wife would like it. Probably not, to be fair. Maybe, maybe. I just watched Grand Designs. Tell me about it. Where was it? What episode? No, you don't want to know about it. Trust me. Were you just sort of sloughing on your couch eating spicy noodles? Jase, 100 % I was. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

22:02Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're getting through your Tuesday tickety-boo. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change the gam. Ah, here he is. What time do you call this? Still on the long weekend, eh? Yeah, sorry mate, obviously running a bit slow there. I'm just kidding you mate, how are you? Oh jeez, what are you going to do eh? How was your, how was it? You did up to much? No, not much actually mate, I was just actually spent the whole 72 hours eating strawberry burger. Yeah, just checking, is a re-burger, is it the one that's yum?

22:44Yeah, no, you're right mate, that is the one that's yum.

22:48Keyzie:I've just had a thought, because they're such great characters. We need to make an animation. I was thinking the same thing.

22:55Jase:And I was thinking also that the reason why you said in the first break, Jase, that it reminded you of The Twelfth Man, the comedy sketch, is because sometimes they wouldn't be doing the commentary. Sometimes they would be in the office having a chat, so there'd be that phone ringing and all that sort of stuff was going on. That's what it is.

23:11Keyzie:Yeah, it does remind me of The Twelfth Man. Jeez, did you ever listen to The Twelfth Man, Keezy? It was magnificent back in the day. That was the Aussie guy. Yes. Billy Birmingham. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. Listened to it back in the day. Had Reburger over the weekend, though, whilst hungover from a wedding. Well, I remember, actually, last week you saying that your wife actually suggested. Correct. That, look, we'll be a bit dusty on the Sunday. Why don't we get some Reburger? Because there's one not far from where we are. That's right. Went and got it. I think mine was like a chicken burger that had bacon and pineapple in it and barbecue sauce.

23:47It was so good. Loaded fries. She got the cheeseburger in fries. I only ate half of her cheeseburger, put that in the fridge. Then the day after, things got a little out of hand for yours truly. But when I got home in the middle of the night, I found a little half cheeseburger there. Put it in the air fryer with the chips as well. Wow. So good, man. Wow. Shit, it was good.

24:06Keyzie:Hey, speaking of the long weekend, I had a bit of drama in my long weekend, fellas, and we'll get into that next. How does that sound? Sounds good. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki Red Hot Chilly Peppers there on the Radio Hauraki Big show this Tuesday afternoon The time is 14 minutes past 5 o 'clock Now fellas It was a long weekend obviously An old hoodie Jay had How many was that? It was like 4 or 5 days off in a row Wow And I was fizzing And what my wife and I like to do every now and then Every sort of third week Is maybe go away for a night You know, catch a movie, have a dinner, and then stay in a hotel, usually in town or somewhere like that, just sort of changing it up a bit, fellas.

24:53Keyzie:Sure. And this time we chose Devonport, so we went over there, which is a lovely little seaside sort of town. We went and had dinner and stuff. But anyway, the drama yesterday at the ferry building, we were standing there waiting for the ferry, and old hoity Jane needed to do wheeze. And so I said to my wife, darling, I need to do wheeze. And she went, I don't need to know that. Oh, yeah. So then I was walking into the men's toilet, and then an old lady was running out, and she said, oh, I'm sorry, I know I'm not supposed to be in here, but my husband's fallen over. Can you help me get him up?

25:31Keyzie:And I, no, not like that. Well, I don't think so. Help him up off the floor. Off the floor, like he'd fallen over. That's scary. And, of course, I said, yeah, well, of course I can do that. And I went in there, and there was this old fella, the poor bugger, on his knees sort of by the wall, by the urinal there. And can I just say, he was a unit. Yeah, right. He was like he was an old fella, but he was a stocky bastard. Yeah, he sort of. A big fat, shocking bastard. Well, no, he wasn't fat. I can imagine him working the wharves all his life. Oh, you sure? You know what I mean? Just tough as bloody bricks.

26:06Keyzie:But he couldn't get up, and he was effing and jeffing there. Yeah. And so I went over to him and I was trying to lift him up, but because he couldn't. What was he wearing? He was wearing pants and undies and a shirt and a jacket, but let's just say his pants were slightly akimbo. Oh, right. Because obviously he was in there to go to the toilet. So his pants were down around his ankles. Well, I don't want to get into it. I don't want to. Just on the very off chance that he's listening, I don't want to embarrass him. What are we talking here? I'm trying to lift him up. And I don't know if you guys know this, but a dead weight, because he couldn't help me, is really hard to lift.

26:45Keyzie:And I was like, oh, my God. Got nothing, eh? And his wife was looking at me and she said, do I know you? You've got a very familiar face. And I went, oh, God. And then I said, well, no, hold on a sec. I've just got to go and get my wife because I can't lift him up by myself and he's still effing and Jeffing, doing a bit of a mogey in the corner there. So I went and got my wife. When we came back, there was a bus driver there. Oh, how good. Who was obviously going wheeze as well before he drove the bus. At the ferry terminal. At the ferry terminal. And he was trying to lift him up, and then I was trying to lift him up,

27:23Jase:and my wife was also trying to help lift him up

27:26Keyzie:and sort of pulling up pants and stuff like that. And while we're effing and Jeffing trying to lift him up, the wife was like, you're an actor, aren't you? I've seen you on the TV. And I'm going, you know, oh, yeah, no, I've done a bit of acting and stuff, and he's effing and jeffing. And then this woman says to me, so what would I have seen you in? And I was like, oh, I've been on a fair amount of stuff, effing and jeffing, trying to lift this guy up. And what, was he in a tone of pain, though, this guy? What's he doing at this time? He's just grunting. He's just going, ah, ah, sort of. And then she turns to my wife because I'm not giving her a satisfactory answer.

28:08Keyzie:Right. And she's like, so what would I have seen your husband in? What's he been in? And she was like, oh, he's been in a lot of stuff, you know, so you could have seen him on anything. And then she turned her attention back to me and was like, so what is it that I've seen you in? Because I never forget a face. And I was like, I don't know, broken wood or something like that. Talk back. We finally get him up. pants all sort of sorted out. He's leaning against the wall and his wife goes, I told you you should have brought your F and K, your walking, your crutch. And he said, I didn't bring my F and crutch, which was against the wall.

28:45Keyzie:And then she was like, well, and she said something else. And I had to laugh because he went, oh, here we F and go. Here we F and go. She's going to have a go at me. And he was just huffing and puffing. And then she turned to me again and was, so what have you been in again? And I was like, I don't know, I'm sorry, but is your husband okay? And she said, ah, he'll be fine. He's just a stupid old bugger. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then the ferry arrived. That was my drama, fellas. How good. Yeah. That's a hell of a yarn, Jase.

29:19Jase:Did you think to yourself, man, far out? Not too long until it'll be all hoity J on his knees. I did, actually. In a public toilet yet again. Yes, I did. Did you go wheeze?

29:30Keyzie:No, I forgot, and then I was bustling all the way on the ferry. Oh, man. It would have been broken wood mysteries, though, right? Who knows, Keezy? I mean, my career's extensive, mate. It could have been anything. Oh, God. ACDC? Yeah, why not? The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Talking heads here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.28. Let's have some sport chat.

30:06Keyzie:Sports! That's how we sport it, man. What do we want to start with, fellas? Maybe the cricket? Sure. Finally getting a win for the Black Caps there. After what's been a terribly wet cricket season thus far, why are they thinking of playing cricket now? God only knows. The first one day, I think it was at the Bay Oval. It was. And the Blackcaps overcoming. And Forks, I think it was, forfe. Yeah. The young fella, and he looks a good prospect. It was pretty crazy, though, right? Because the English scorecard was that Harry Brooks scored 135 of their runs. Yes. And then Jamie Overton got 46. Everyone else was in single digits.

30:46Jase:Yeah, from my understanding, extras were the third top scorer. And also, a Royal Golden Duck. Oh, yeah. A wicket with the first ball of the innings, Matt Henry, which is a bit of a rarity. Also, Cain Williams gone for a golden duck. Yes, he did. One ball. So, very interesting test match. I was watching it through. One day. Sorry, yeah, one day. I was watching it in a sort of haze at a pub in Christchurch. Yeah. But I remember those things happening.

31:11Keyzie:I actually had to download the TVNZ Plus app and watch it on that in the hotel room there for a while. Right. And, oh, Mitchell's staring us home in the end. A pretty comfortable victory. So, good stuff to the Black Caps. That's right. I believe the next one is tomorrow, 2 o 'clock in the Arbo.

31:27Jase:Absolutely. A bit of rugby league on there as well. Keezy, did you watch the Samoa-Tonga game? Tonga. Matima 'a Tonga versus Toa Samoa. No, I didn't. I spent a lot of the weekend either responsibly steamed or recovering from. Now, what I did see, which I was thrilled to hear, was that 23 people were arrested after the victory. Yes. Because this game was played over in Brisbane at Suncorp. Very weird. But in the South Auckland area, which is, if you've ever watched an international rugby league game at Mount Smart and then driven up that Mount Smart road, it is brilliant. Yes. And 23 people were arrested, and I was like, oh, no, they've ruined it for everyone.

32:06However, and I'm not saying it's okay, it was for doing stuff like burnouts and for having people sitting on the top of cars. And for riding on the roof of the cars. Waving flags.

32:14Jase:So it was for people having the best time of their life. It wasn't any fights or anything drunken or anything like that. So how good. It was awesome. Can I ask, fellas, who won? Toa Samoa absolutely wiped the floor with Tonga, unfortunately. So that does mean that Samoa will be taking on the Kiwis this weekend on the Sunday there, 6 o 'clock. How good.

32:34Keyzie:Is that the final? That is the final is my understanding. Yeah, and it's in Sydney. It's the Pacific Cup. Right. And you've also got the Pacific Bowl on as well with Fiji and PNG and the Cook Islands too. So it's very confusing.

32:45Jase:Yeah. Not a big enough window. Yeah. Yeah, my preference, honestly, because I think the NRL season goes for far too long, I think there should just be one round. Of NRL? 17 rounds. Oh, you play each other once? You play each other once. That is it. Then you're straight into finals, and then there's heaps of time for origin. There's heaps of time for internationals. Like a proper international two-month window would be awesome. It would be amazing. Because it is weird. The Kiwis will have played like twice. And it's also too much rugby league for the players as well, because they must be completely over it by this point of the season and then they've got to go straight into pre-season, a lot of them, for next year.

33:20Jase:Yeah, good stuff.

33:22Keyzie:Parker versus Wardley. Wardley? Yeah, good enough. Watched a bit of that fight. Parker looked actually pretty good. His jab was very efficient. It was a to-and-fro battle, but after 10 rounds, you'd say that Parker was winning that fight on points and then a very controversial stoppage where he was getting his beats from Wardley. The referee jumped in and said, we're done here, fellas. And a lot of people saying it was pre-ejaculative.

33:50Jase:Oh, really? Yes. They said it was too early. And, yeah, I mean, you want to see a guy go down once he's gotten to the 10. I think it was the 11th round. Yeah, it might have been the 11th round. But anyway, yeah, can't win them all. And Parker's been going bloody great, guns of late. USC 321 over the weekend as well. The title fight being Aspinall versus Cyril Gane. been waiting a long time for this one as Aspinall has been waiting to fight John Jones who's been ducking him for about a year and a half. So Aspinall finally gets a fight after, must be close to two years, year and a half, two years.

34:25Jase:And then in the first round, Gane does a double eye poke, both fingers deep inside Aspinall's eye sockets and that's the end of the fight. Goes for about two and a half minutes and then gets called off. So that was an absolute ripper, let me tell you. I'm assuming that doing that's illegal. It's a no contest, that's right. And Gaines has got a history of doing it. He's always throwing his hands out. Why you throw your hands out fingers first, I don't know what you're meant to be doing with that. It's a dirty tactic, in my opinion, and I think he should be fined heavily for that. Also, a quick shout out to the Silver Ferns, who amidst what feels like months of drama with their coach, Noel Tadua, finally got reinstated.

35:07And there's been all this drama going on, and then the Ferns decide to absolutely destroy Aussie over the weekend as well. So I don't know what the hell's going on over there. It's very confusing, Jase. I'm not happy.

35:16Keyzie:But we'll take the win. 100 % we will, man. Yes, good stuff. Your wife must have been stoked. Oh, yeah. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. You guys ready to run? The Radio Hauraki Giga Little Fund is open. We will, we will find you. Oh, that's good, eh? So good, man. So good. So's giving away cash. Yeah, I don't mind it. Obviously not in real life. Yeah, well, obviously. Not on the radio, though, keen. Easy. Someone else's money? For sure. In this case, Super Liquor's money. Yes. Because they'd like to say to all the listeners out there, cheers to gigs, cheers to Super Liquor, cheers to that.

35:59And they've given us 10 grand's worth of cash, Jase, wait. Yeah, just wait. Broken up into$250 increments, which we are sprinkling out to the great New Zealanders.

36:07Keyzie:How good. G'day, Bailey. How's life? G'day. Good. Thank you. Super liquor. Tell me, Bailey, what do you do for a crust? I just work in hospitality. Ah, backbone! Not just in hospitality. It's a very crucial service that you're doing there, Bailey. Yeah. Didn't work yesterday, though. Oh, how good? How was your long weekend? It was good. It was good. Not the weather, though. Not the weather. Yeah. Hey, now tell me. Don't get them started. Tell me, Bailey, what gig would you like to go and see? I would like to go back to Tool. Ooh. Nice. In 2020, and they were unreal. Tool. So I'd like to go back.

36:49Yeah, okay. Have you heard of Tool, Jase? Yes, I have. All right, cool, cool. All right, Bailey. Well, I'll tell you what, mate. You've got yourself$250 to put towards going to that gig, courtesy of Super Liquor. Thank you so much here, Super Liquor. Yeah.

37:04Jase:Good on you, Bailey. I went to that tour gig, that same one, and it was a bloody ripper. A blinder? Yeah, it was a ripper. A few days after the COVID as well? Oh, that's right. That's right. There was the... The bro was front left. That's right. The singer had the vid, brought it into New Zealand. Absolute backbone. Much appreciated. Yeah, totally.

37:23Keyzie:We had to get it sometime. I mean, why not at an awesome gig? Absolutely. All right, Bailey, we'll hand you over to old Pugson there, mate. You enjoyed that$250 cash, okay? Amazing. Thank you guys so much. No worries, mate. Thanks, Super Lickin. Cheers to that. That's really good. I'm looking forward to going to a few gigs this year. Are you, man? Yeah. Which ones? For the next few weeks before it ends. Well, you know, just over the... What's going to end in a few weeks? The year. The year. Oh, right. You're sitting on a few gigs this year. What are you looking forward to? Towards the end of the year.

37:55Yeah, like what? Christmas in the park sort of thing.

37:57Keyzie:Yeah, no, the orchestra by Candlelight. Yeah, how good. Really nice. It's St. Mark's Chapel there. Beautiful. Very right. Your wife would like that, Keezy. Stop saying my wife would like stuff. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. You two there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.53. Now listen up, New Zealand. Our mates at Diamonds on Richmond have given us an$8 ,000 engagement ring. So if you've been dithering, if you've been umming and ahhing about proposing to that special person in your life, Now's the time to stop and get involved, eh, fellas?

38:35Keyzie:What if I've been dallying?

38:38Jase:I mean, you mentioned dallying, but what about the dallying?

38:41Keyzie:If you've been dilly-dallying, absolutely.

38:44Jase:What if I've been dawdling? Dawdling? Sure. What if I've been kicking stones over there? Kicking stones? Why not? What if I've been, like, mucking about? Dragging my chain? No, that's just stupid. Pulling my pud. No, that works. Well, hang on. if you are keen to get yourself in the draw for that amazing$8 ,000 diamond engagement ring head to hodaki.co.nz register yourself there we will be giving this sucker away soon so no time like the present eh fellas and I've seen this ring it looks like the Hope Diamond and I'm not exaggerating you're not exaggerating the Hope Diamond is a huge bastard that's exciting isn't it

39:23Keyzie:sure to impress I've just got a few of the entries that have come through so far our feelers when you register, you tell us a bit about your relationship. These ones sort of tickled our fancy. For example, and this one comes from Anonymous, of course, we're not going to give it away. My partner, Anonymous, is a bloody fabulous person. We've got two girls together, and he is an awesome dad to my two girls from a previous relationship too. Been together for seven years. Only thing is he's a tight prick and doesn't have any cash. Oh. So, you know. Yeah, okay. What I'm noticing is it's a lot of women that are saying, come on, fellas, get your act together.

39:57Keyzie:It sounds like, I don't know, man.

40:00Jase:Yeah. Is that what it is? Man, do you think they're just scared? What if they get a no? That's true. Hey, they might be scared of getting a yes. Wait, they do. That's true. You don't know. Yeah, right. What about this one here? Been with my partner for 10 years. Been asking him to propose to me for the entire 10 years. Lol. His excuse is that he is broke and can't afford it, but I love spending his money on cars. So if I win, he'll have no excuse. Yeah. He'll have no excuse, that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah, hodaki.co.nz, get yourself in the draw there, win yourself that diamond. It's a bloody ripper.

40:31Jase:And as they say, Jason, I don't know if you've heard about this, Keezy, but they say you've got to be in to win, man. I have heard that before. Have you? Yeah. Can you write that down? I think you did like four years ago and asked me to write it down about ten times. See it come in handy now, hasn't it? It certainly has.

40:46Keyzie:Hey, now listen, coming up after 6 o 'clock, New Zealand's favourite segment of the show, What's on the Dinner with me, Keezy. Funny story, fellas, I was in the supermarket last night. getting dinner, and a fella walked past him and he said, what's on the dinner, hoity J? I told him to sod off because I was shopping. Yeah. Did that really happen? Yes, it really happened. Oh, wow, really? Yes. It's cutting through, man. Is it? Well, I guess text us on 3483, what are you having for dinner? Every text that comes through will be read out on air. Well, we'll have a crack anyway. And just for texting, you're in the draw for a$50 Reburger voucher.

41:22You've got to be in to win, fellas. Yeah, totally, mate.

41:27The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

41:33Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. You are listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger. Serving good times and good food, dine in or takeaway at Reburger today. Reburger here, get your Reburger, folks. You got beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Reburger, get your Reburger, yum. Goodness sakes. Hey, by the way, coming up is what's on the dinner with me, Keezy. So text us 3483. Let us know what's on your dinner plate tonight. You were saying, Keezy, you're having a redo tonight of a foul curry you had last night. By the way, every text on 3483, in the draw for Reburger.

42:14$50 voucher, so worth doing. Yeah, we cooked a curry. We had one of those order box things. You know, there's several of them. I don't want to say which one it was. Curry arrives. It's like ten times the size of a meal for two, and it is pretty tasteless. Right. And so now I've just got a crap load of rice and a crap load of leftover curry that tastes like nothing. Sure. That's the issue. It tastes like nothing.

42:35Jase:Have you tried putting some salt on it? Yeah, and some sauces. Mate, we put extra curry paste in it. We did everything we could, man. Some chilli flakes. Oh, that's where you buggered it up. Nah, it was good. Oh, was it good? Nah, it was bad. It was bad. It sucked. So that's what I'm having for dinner in New Zealand.

42:50Keyzie:So does that mean that you're absolutely – because I need to know that you're having a good dinner, Keith, and I don't like it when I hear that you hate the dinner you're having, and so do you have to commit to it? No, no, I don't, because there's only one portion of it left. My wife is at squash tonight, so I'll probably be cooking another one of the meals from said food box. You don't have any nuggies? No, I wish I had nuggies, man.

43:14Jase:Oh, man. So I think I will be making chicken wraps or something. So you'll be having chicken wraps, and then when she gets home, she has to eat the rest of the curry. Yeah, the rest of the curry.

43:22Keyzie:Yeah, sounds like a deal to me. But I'll be like, hey, babe, I microwaved it for you. It's good to go. You know? She'll be stoked. An hour and a half ago. Hey, let's get into the music. Here's Oasis. Don't forget, by the way, text through 3483. What are you having for dinner? If you want to win a re-burger voucher. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Metallica there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday night. but right now it's time for... Oh, yeah. Hey, guys. Text here from Steve. What's on the dinner? With me, Casey.

44:00That's right. Oh, Casey. Sorry, fellas. I'm just going through all the texts here. Millions of them coming through. People fizzed up. It was a lot. 3483, what are you having for tea? We'll read it out, and you go in the draw for a$50 Reburger voucher. G'day, guys. This one here is from Tony. Colette. Scott. That was an opportunity for you to call me Tony. No, it was from Tony Scott. Baby gets avo and tuna. Parents get burgers and chips. Okay. Go again. What? Go again. Baby gets avo and tuna. Okay. Parents get burgers and chips.

44:40Keyzie:Had burgers and chips last night, actually. Yeah, I'm not keen on that. That's very good baby food, though, Mogi. the old avo and the tuna, good proteins there. Healthy oils. I like that. Well, I wonder if they cut the avocado in half and just scoop out the middle a little bit and then put the tuna in like that.

45:01Jase:Oh, that's an idea. The thing is with babies, they've got to learn how to use their cutlery, et cetera. So I just chuck a knife and an avo on their old high chair there and let them work it out for themselves. Yeah, and if they don't learn, they don't eat. And like a whole tuna as well? Yeah, a live tuna. They've got to fillet it. See, that's how you learn. Yeah. That's how I learn. Yeah. I hate fish now as a result. G'day, guys. Derek here. Huh. Chisora? No. Dinner tonight, eight lion reds and a mint vape. Ooh. Responsibly. Yeah, responsibly, it says here. Mint vape.

45:43Keyzie:That's disgusting. Really?

45:45Jase:How are you going on yours here, Hoity Jizzbot?

45:47Keyzie:Very, very well. Thanks, Mogi. G'day, guys. This is Adam here. Sandler. It says, not Sandler or Ant. So this is a regular listener, obviously. Gilchrist. I've got the... It is Gilchrist. It's Adam Gilchrist. Yeah, I thought so. I've got the runs. Nice. So soup and bread, which I can't wait to see again soon. He's got the runs. Yeah, Adam Gilchrist. Good. That's good stuff. That's accidental stuff, man. No, that's good stuff. How about that? Maybe chuck a bit of corn flour in there if you've got the runs. Just thicken her up a bit. Yeah. G'day, guys. Leanne here. Dalzel. Leanne. That's the one.

46:31Leanne. Leanne. Leanne. Leanne, Leanne. G'day, guys. Leanne, Leanne here. Rhymes. Leanne Rhymes here. Homemade chicken pie and then mini magnums for afters. I love a macron pretty good that seems like something you'd have I like a chicken pie

46:47Keyzie:as well so do I I'm very very fond of a chicken pie especially if it's got mushies in it yes really yes

46:54Jase:I call that a chicken and mushroom pie

46:56Keyzie:oh and some mashed potato yes I'll give you that and I'll tell you what my wife would do in that scenario she'd insist on steaming some beans oh we always put leek in ours

47:07Jase:oh yes

47:08Keyzie:chicken and leek I'll do that

47:09Jase:if we get takeaways of burger and chips or something my wife will make a side salad or put salad inside the burger. It drives me out the wall. My wife does the same thing. Same, same. Yeah, yeah, totally. Wives, eh? Am I right? One more? Yeah. Okay, this comes from Gene. Gene Genie? Yep. Gene Genie. Hey guys, for dinner I'm having fresh spaghetti pasta and parmigiano, reggiano, tortellini tossed in homemade Italian sauce with homemade meatballs sprinkled with parmesan cheese and garlic bread. Bit busy. Yeah, there's a lot

47:41Keyzie:going on there. They wouldn't chuck the garlic bread all over your pasta. I'd eat it separately. But you think they're going to put it on the pasta? They sounded like they were, yeah. $50 Reburger vouchers up for grab, so keep those texts coming in and we'll definitely read all of them. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Queens of the Stone Age here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now last, this year I should say, unfortunately fellas, I miss the wild food festival that you Backbones went to. I don't know if, my God, I don't know if you know this, but I went to Vietnam and that seems like a long, long, long time ago.

48:21Keyzie:But you Backbones went and had a great old time. Yeah, we loved it. We were in hooker ticker. We flew there. I ate sheep's balls and we flew out. Still attached, Jase, to the vine. Still attached. Still fresh on the vine, Jase. That's the only way to do it, Kesey. Just bite those bastards off. That's right. God, it was good so much so that we're going back. I can't wait.

48:42Jase:And it sounds like we're doing things a little bit different this time around. That's right, Moggy. Yes. You'll be eating them fresh off the vine this time, which I think. Yeah, I love eating balls. Absolutely I do. Because there's a certain way that they marinate them. Do they marinate them? Oh, yeah. For me, they didn't. They were just there on the vine, and I just plucked them off. You just bit them off. Sure did. Hey, so what's going to happen early next year is that we are going to be flying to Christchurch and then jumping on the trans-Alpine train through the Alps to the beautiful West Coast for the festival, mixing it up this year.

49:17We're giving away a chance for a person and their friend to jump on that train with us, be flown to Christchurch if needed, join us at the festival, have a bloody good weekend. We've got the winner now. Should we give them a call? Yeah, let's do it, man. Let's do it. Okay, all right, calm down.

49:31Jase:027?

49:32Keyzie:027. Do you know you can get Wagyu balls? where they just, you know, they marinate them over a period of time. Oh, there's a... G'day. Is that Scott, is it? It is. How's it going? Yeah, good, thanks, Scott. It's old hoody Jay Mogey and Keezy from The Big Show. You having a good day? Absolutely. You know, long weekend and all that, so you can't complain. Yeah, that's true, mate. Isn't it a difference one extra day makes, by the way?

50:00Jase:100%. We're already on the downhill Friday. Yeah, you're totally right.

50:06Keyzie:Hey, Scott, tell me, mate, what do you do for a crust? I'm a sparky, mate. Oh, backbone. Yeah, massive backbone. Hey, Scott, man, you keen to come to Hukatika and eat some bulls fresh off the vine with us, man?

50:19Jase:Absolutely. The bigger, the better. Good on you, brother. Good on you, Scott. The good news is, mate, you and a mate have won the trip and you'll be coming with us to the West Coast. Oh, you little ripper, how good. Yeah, mate. Pretty bloody good, mate.

50:32Keyzie:I'm really looking. Do you like a bit of wild food action, Scott? What's the weirdest thing you've eaten in that regard? Uh-oh. That's a good question, actually. Who, who? A couple of girls on a night out.

50:45Jase:Yeah. Yeah. A what on a night out? Yeah, a couple of girls on a night out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Oh, I'm glad we got you to repeat that.

50:57Keyzie:Yeah, good stuff, Scott. Hey, who are you going to take with you? I'll probably meet Chris if he's free. You'll meet Chris. Yeah, another Sparky from the other end of town, yeah.

51:09Jase:Oh, a couple of backbones. Sounds good, Scott. All right, well, I'll tell you what, man. You and Chris start packing because we're heading off soon on the 14th of March. So that's where we'll be meeting you down there in Hookaticka, mate. Can't wait. Oh, that is awesome. I appreciate it, boys. Good on you, mate.

51:25Keyzie:Looking forward to meeting you. You're back, mate. I thought that's what he said. Yeah. Old Hoity J had to clarify it, didn't he? Wait, what did he say? Oh, I don't want to talk about it, Keezy. Because I didn't get it. Alison Chainz, nutshell. Yeah, nutshell. How appropriate. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Billy Idol there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Let's give out some advice.

51:55meetpattynips69 at gmail.com get in touch with the fellas it's a real email address meetpattynips69 at gmail.com if you ask us a question and we answer it on the show you get yourself a$50 re-burger voucher

52:11Keyzie:unless you've already had one before and then you won't yeah this comes from anonymous fellas g'day guys anonymous here I'm 15 years old and have just secured a job for the summer over the school holidays and study leave. Yeah. I'm going to be doing some local grunt work at my golf club. I would love some advice from you fellas on how to conduct myself and make sure the green keepers still wants to hire me again next year. Any advice would be great, and I would love Hoity J's advice, especially as he spends more time playing golf than on the radio. Cheers, Anonymous. It's a good question. How old?

52:5015. 15. Wow.

52:51Keyzie:Well, that's really good for a start. Good on you, young fella, for getting out there. Just work really hard. That's my advice for you. Just don't complain about anything. Do what you're told. Listen to what they're telling you. And if there's nothing going on, then make sure that you ask, is there anything else I can do? So is it a do as I say, not as I do situation? Very much so.

53:15Jase:Do the opposite of hoody jay. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, you're doing everything right outside of asking Jase for his advice, I would say. Yeah, exactly. Specifically. But yeah, working out there, I mean, how hard can it be? You're riding along on a golf cart. What else are you doing? Maybe raking. Mowing some lawns. Mowing some lawns, raking some sand. Yes. Yeah, I mean. Finding some balls. It's not exactly a hard yakker, is it? Well, I mean, it's a large patch of property. Well, yeah.

53:45Keyzie:I mean, there's a lot of it. There could be some hard yacker in there, I imagine. Yeah, yeah. But you've got to put those stakes in the ground sometimes. Maybe turf sometimes or something like that, taking sacks of fertiliser and that sort of thing, lifting in the warehouse there. It's not growing crops. I know. It's a golf course. Driving the forklift. They need to maintain the thing. So there'll be a lot of agricultural sort of stuff going on. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Based on what I've seen from our golf course, Jase, there's a lot of you driving around on the buggy with the little tray on the back.

54:19Yes. You know, leaf blowing and trimming and getting the greens immaculate. Getting on the hammer. Getting on the hammer.

54:25Keyzie:Yeah, well, I don't actually think he'll be doing that. I don't think he'll be touching the greens because that's very much a green keeper's kind of role. It's very specialised. I see him doing more.

54:34Jase:Well, a green keeper looks after the whole course, not just the green.

54:37Keyzie:Yeah, I know. No, because he's not a fairway keeper and then you're now to battle. But I can see him having to do all the hack work, all the lift and all that sort of stuff. Oh, I think he'll start at the top. Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, maybe.

54:50Jase:Like chairman. Yeah, he could. I think he's going to be Tiger Woods' caddy. Oh, wow. Is he still the best golfer in the world? Yeah.

55:00Keyzie:He's kind of retired now. He's a bit poked physically. Oh, that's racist. Is it? Seems racist, yeah. So there you go. Well, the alarm didn't go off, so it can't be. No, I've disconnected it. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good luck for your new job, man. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

55:27Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted for this Tuesday evening. And the podcast outro bonus material we do before the radio show starts, we talked about all sorts of stuff. But what's the clip today, Kesey? The clip today we touched on emceeing weddings And this podcast comes out at 7.30 So search Haraki Big Show Wherever you get your potties from I can imagine your wife starting with My husband and I No Chris Christopher and I You've heard her talk hey Yes But I was thinking she'd be very My husband and I My husband and I Oh do do Christopher And then you in the background going Back my Back my Get him, get him, get him.

56:11Keyzie:We'll be talking about that tomorrow, incidentally. Keezy and his wife, Jewel M, seeing a wedding over the weekend. I want to hear how it went. Yeah, actually, I might be able to get in touch with someone and track down some audio. That'd be good. Because it was being filmed by my mate who's a videographer. Right. Probably wouldn't be hard to get some snippets if you want. That'd be great. Yeah, yeah. Great stuff. What's your plans tonight, Moggy? Just home and out?

56:31Jase:A little bit of work, a little bit of dinner. I don't know what I'm going to have. I've got some leftover curry from last night, actually. not dissimilar to you, Keezy, except for the fact that we paid for it, so it's delicious. Well, we paid for ours. Yeah, but not very much. That's the thing. I didn't cook mine, so no opportunity to butcher it. And I don't know. I feel like watching a movie or something, man. I don't know. I'll tell you what. There's a new documentary out on Apple TV, Scorsese. Yes, I've seen that. Have you watched it?

56:58Keyzie:Oh, no, I haven't watched it. I've seen it.

57:00Jase:Yeah, so there's five episodes of that, and there's also a Ben Stiller documentary about his parents. Oh, I've seen that. So maybe something like that. Have you seen it? Nah, I haven't watched it, but I've seen it. Because that makes sense. You've seen the thumbnail or something. Yes, I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've watched that. Anyway, what are you doing tonight, Jase? Don't know, man. Do you want to hang out?

57:22Keyzie:Okay. Should I come around to yours and have some foul curry? Yeah, no, let's flag it. I don't know what I'm having for dinner, by the way, and that concerns me. If you could come over and take that curry away, that would be great. No, I'm not doing it. You know what you should do, Kezi?

57:37Jase:You should take it over to your neighbours. Be a backbone. Give it to them. Go, go. Hey, guys. Look, I've just been thinking about you guys. I think you're awesome. Just a little meal to say, you know. Kilda. Kilda. Let's put it in a paper bag and light it on fire. That's about all it's good for.

57:54Keyzie:Hey, New Zealand, thanks for listening to the show. Make sure you check out the Instagram. Make sure you check out the podcast. Talk to tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Just in time.