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13:45Jase:She's got a mouth on her.

13:46Keyzie:And you know what else she said? And this is not a joke. and this is a person that doesn't listen to our show. Oh, she hates it. She said, the chips are amazing. And I said, aren't they? Yeah. Did she mention sauce chickens? No, she didn't mention sauce chickens. That's funny because when you walked in today, Dilly, the social guy, was like, oh, my God, is that a boat shirt? Anyway, so they've been in touch, fellas, and they were like, hey, we want you to give out more Reburger this year. Yes. Which is great because we're a radio show. We like giving stuff away.

14:15Jase:Have you got a plan to do this? I mean, how can we give away more keys? That would be my question. Yeah, I'm thankful. We give away so much. I know. I know. We give away so much. I had a thought, and basically I was like, you know, what have radio stations done for decades? You know? Oh, car giveaways. You put your hand on it, and the last one to have their hand on the car gets the car. I'll tell you what else is really popular, actually, boat giveaways.

14:39Keyzie:Oh, yeah, boats. We're doing one of those at the moment. You name our boat, and you could win it, et cetera, et cetera.

14:43Jase:Oh, I know what he's going to do. It's going to be name that sound. It's a mystery sound and you have to ring up and name the sound.

14:50Keyzie:Yeah, yeah. What about you and a mate when an overseas sort of trips to the place of your dreams?

14:58Jase:That's right. What's that got to do with Reburger? I don't know. At least the first one was a good idea. So there's a Reburger voucher or a burger. A burger. And there's like five, six people standing around with their hands on it. 30 people put their finger on it. 30 people put their finger on the burger and the last one left. has to eat it. No, gets to the burger. Well, that's a good idea, Mike. We could workshop that. Okay. The idea I had was just something that a lot of radio stations have been doing for ages, which is where halfway through a song, you just play like a sound effect like this, for example.

15:28Keyzie:Yeah. Oh. And if you hear that, you call us on 0800 Hauraki. And then what happens? And then they get a re-burger voucher. Oh. Do we chat to them or anything? No, well, yes. I mean, you're a radio professional. I mean, surely you know it. We'd say, hi, what do you do for a crust? And we'd yell backbone. Backbone, yeah. So they ring up and they go, hi. and we go, hi, you want a Reburger voucher, and then that's it. No, and then we have a little chit-chat with them about it. Okay. Why would we do that? Because it's radio. Oh. We're on the radio, Jase. So that's how it's going to work from now here on out, New Zealand.

15:55If you hear any weird Reburger yum noises in the middle of songs. Yum.

16:00Jase:Anything. It's not going to be the same one? Maybe it'll just be this one. Okay. Yum. Okay. It'll be that one. Yeah. If you hear that in the middle of a song, you call straightaway 0800 HODAKI, and you can win yourself 50 Reburger dollars. Oh, my God. We're going to win so many awards this year at the Radio Awards.

16:15Keyzie:That's easy. Pat on the back, brother. That is great radio right there, man. Yeah. What? That? Oh, I mean, shit. That was. Here's Jane's Addiction. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Sublime there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time being 4.53. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

16:49Keyzie:Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

16:56Jase:Last night I watched the movie, I watched the whole thing. Wow. Well done. Start to finish over two hours as well. Two hours, seven minutes. Didn't even care. Watched the whole thing. Backbone. Here's the cast, Jase. Buzz in whenever you guys work out what movie this is. Okay. Gary Oldman. Dark Knight. Nah. Colin Firth. Mark Strong. Tom Hardy. Benedict Cumberbatch. Toby Jones, who played Capote there in one of those movies. John Hurt. Kathy Burke from Nil by Mouth. Stephen Graham, who created Adolescence, just won the Golden Globe. Kieran Hines. Hell of a cast. Yeah, very good cast. 2011, it's Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

17:42Jase:Oh, yes. Bloody good movie, actually. So it's from a John le Carré movie. He is a director, sorry, an author who used to be a spy. I just watched a doco on him over the break as well. He was actually a spy for MI5, and so he would take all the stuff from there, and then he started writing novels and has sold hundreds of millions of copies. Very many. He's done very well. I'm very proud of him. Oh, wow. His father was an absolute scumbag, really interesting. The documentary I give two buzzies. That was close. Out of five. Out of a possible five buzzies. Ticketailor Soldier Spy, I give it four buzzies.

18:20Jase:It's a tale of a... There is a rat in the house in MI5 in the UK and they're trying to work out who it is and Gary Oldman has been tasked with finding out who of his best mates is a spy for the Russians, a double agent. Very, very good.

18:36Keyzie:Very, very good. Well, I've got a very similar chat, actually. What's it called?

18:40Jase:Ticketailor Soldier Spy? and I watched it on Apple. Apple. It cost me$5 to rent it. Yeah, good stuff.

18:47Keyzie:A very similar set-up to the movie I watched called The Rip. It was a 2026 film, Ben Affleck. Wow, that's a show. 2026. That's on Netflix there. Netflix, yes. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon. Et cetera, et cetera. A group of Miami cops discovers a stash of millions in cash, leading to distrust as outsiders learn about the seizure making them question who to rely on. Even within their own group. Can I just say, they're a ragtag group of coppers, but God, they're damn good cops. Oh, yes. Any issues with substances in this one? No, not this one particularly. It was a film that thinks it's cleverer than it actually is.

19:35Keyzie:Sure. Can I say that? Yes. It annoyed me. Oh. Half a buzzy.

19:40Jase:Wow, that bad. I can't wait to watch that one because Matt Damon, Keezer, you know him. Matt Damon. And Ben Affleck, you know him, from Good Will Hunting there. They are the first ones to ever get a deal that's done based on how many viewers the film has actually had on Netflix. Normally Netflix just pays for it and that's all you get. They are being paid based on how successful it is, so they get paid back end, which is a tradition from studios, but Netflix have never done it. So that's why you will have seen on your social media, those bastards are everywhere. Yes, they are on every single podcast, every single TV show.

20:18Jase:They are going hard trying to get people to go over and watch it like Hoardy J so that he can in turn give it half a buzzy out of five. Yeah, it just annoyed me.

20:26Keyzie:It just got stupid. Did it? Yeah, it got stupid. What was it called? The Rip. The Rip on Netflix. Half a buzzy. Half a buzzy from Hoardy J. I'll get into what I'm watching tomorrow, fellas.

20:36Jase:I think you might like it, Mogi. Now, I'm going to watch it anyway because I like them and I will give it a go, although I got rid of Netflix if I'm completely honest. I will say I've given that other one four buzzies and it's pretty slow so I don't expect any action like the rip

20:51Keyzie:Just on that fellas you've just reminded me, I'm going to try and watch 1984 again a movie from back in the day been panned by a lot of people but I remember it having a big effect on me at the time Why don't you read the book? I've read the book Whatever

21:09The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

21:15Keyzie:Welcome back, you mess of backbones. Hope your Monday's going along tickety-boo. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburg Gear. Serving good times and good food. Dine-in or take-away Reburg Gear today. Oh, here he is. Yeah, didn't I? Nice. I was surprised your swat card worked. Oh, yeah, nice one. Yeah, that's good, mate. Yeah, happy New Year. Happy New Year to you as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy New Year. You're not too much, you're... Yeah, I had a bit of a party. It wasn't really anywhere... It wasn't like a festival or anything. Oh, any New Year's kiss? New Year's kiss. Ah, well, I might have.

21:53Keyzie:I might have, yeah. No, quite romantic. I made out with a Regent Red from Reburgier. What's that? A burger? Yeah, burger. Aren't you married?

22:13So it's a couple of people and one of them kissed a re-burger at New Year's, fellas. Yeah, it's good stuff.

22:19Jase:Actually, on that, fellas, we'll probably talk about this next up. But just around the New Year's thing, I don't know how you guys feel about it, but I never know at what point we stop saying Happy New Year. Yeah. Or if somebody says it to me, at what point can I say, I don't want to hear that anymore. We've done and dusted, buddy. We're not doing that anymore. Yes. So we'll have a chat about it next up, I think, and we'll talk to the listeners out there and see what their sort of rules are around it because there must be – it feels like everybody is lost when it comes to this. Nobody knows the rules around it.

22:51Jase:We need to put some rules in place. Maybe someone's got some good ideas. So, like, when's the cutoff? We need a cutoff. It's too much. I hate it. 3483, give your opinion. Everyone in the draw for a$50 Reburger voucher, whenever you text us, by the way. Also, fellas, quickly, over the weekend, I met a young fella at the Black Clash there. Yeah, congrats. Good on you, Kesey. That's awesome, man. I think he was about nine. And his dream was for you guys to make fun of him on the big show. His name was Jack. I'm not joking. His name was Jack. So if you want to make fun of him on the radio, feel free.

23:24Go on.

23:24Keyzie:Yeah, yeah, definitely. No, we will. Absolutely. Oh, okay. Actually, could you put that in the program notes for us, Pugsun? You can just do it right now. To make fun of, what was it, Jack, was it? Jack, yeah. Yeah, okay. What's his last name? Jack. Not sure. Audio Slave? The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Weezer there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. And by the way, let us know how you're getting on for you people that are back at work. I know a lot of people, of course, got back to work the week before or the week before that. Let us know how you're coping on 3483.

24:03Fellas, we're chatting New Year's. We are all, you know, DJs on a rock and roll station, so I'm guessing our New Year's are all pretty awesome. Who wants to go first, man? How was New Year's Eve?

24:16Jase:What did I do? I went up to Mangafai. Beautiful up north. Yeah, it's bloody beautiful up there. She was fair pissing down. Blowing a gale. So that was cool. We're outside for a while there, having a few drinks, etc. A few cocktails and that. Then it got a bit chilly. Got a bit chilly. So I came inside and... Got on it inside. Went to bed. But I set my alarm, that was about 10.30, I set my alarm for midnight so that we could watch the fireworks on someone's computer of the Sky Tower.

24:57Jase:Have you ever seen that before? Yeah. It was bloody good. I didn't get out of bed in the end. I just watched it on my phone, but it was like being there.

25:08Jase:Cool. What about you, Jase? What did you do for New Year's, brother? You didn't ask me if I kissed anyone. Did you kiss anyone? No.

25:18Keyzie:I had a fantastic New Year's Eve, actually. I had one of my daughters over from Australia, which was great. Yeah. And her partner. And earlier that day, I put on a slow-cooked meal, and the slow cooker there. An entire meal. Yeah, nice. I found some really well-priced lamb shanks, actually, Moggy. Oh. Down at the local... Butchers? Butchers, yeah, yeah. Cool, man. Let's get into the good stuff. So I put that on, and I remembered I had some beef broth, so that was really good. Red wine? Yeah, a little bit of red wine. Yep.

25:57Keyzie:Then my wife and I went for a walk around the block. And funnily enough, because it was Auckland, we were in Auckland, it was windy as well. And I didn't bloody... And my wife said to me, are you going to wear a jacket? Did you wear a windbreaker? No, I didn't wear anything like that. I was really cold.

26:16Come on, get to the bloody action, man. What happened New Year's Eve, man?

26:21Keyzie:And then we had that delicious lamb shank stew. But I forgot the potatoes. and so I felt quite bloated and I was going to have mashy with it but there was no mash because I forgot potatoes. We just ate it out of a bowl and just dipped bread in it.

26:34Jase:Trouble with the lamb shanks and the slow cooker, I find, especially with the bread there, I find I'm buggered afterwards.

26:40Keyzie:I need a lie down. I was knackered. Then my wife and I and my daughter and her partner, I think we managed a game of cards in bed by nine. Sweet. That's so cool, man. Yeah. Did you get up at midnight at all Oh, nah. Oh, I was woken up at midnight and I was fuming about it. What, fireworks? Yeah, fireworks. Went down the lawn and totally bucked. I could just effing and jeffing at the world. Oh, that's so good. Do you want to know what I did? And then I went back inside. I was actually quite hungry after that because, you know, I had a bit more stew.

27:17Jase:Do you want to know what I did? Oh, yeah. So, uh. That's the thing, Jase. We're old men. You know, maybe we're not as exciting as we used to be, that Keezy's a young buck. Yeah, that's true. So there's this big concert on. We're in the Coromandel there. All of our mates were going. We missed out on tickets.

27:36But we still had like a pre-game thing at our place. Yeah. So everyone was around, you know, getting stuck in, if you know what I mean. What, having sex? No, no, no. I meant like eating and drinking and stuff responsibly. And then they all went to the concert at about 9.30. Yeah. Yeah. And I was pretty steamed responsibly by this point. me and my wife watched Mr Bean on YouTube

28:01Jase:which episode? you know the one where he's making the turkey for his missus? oh that's and it's stuck on his head yeah yeah he's an idiot how can I think of that? yeah then I was in bed by 10 did you do a

28:15Keyzie:midnight steamer? no I didn't the Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodanki. Pool jam there on the Radio Hodanki big show this Monday afternoon. The time is 5.36. Fellas, I got a message on my Instagram from someone, and I need your help understanding why, what the question was or what the statement was. They said, Hori J, can you say hello to bird shit Chris for me? Can you say hello to bird shit Chris? Who's bird shit Chris? Oh. What? I know what's happening here. What's happened here is Pugs has made a new Bird Shit Chris sting. And he's purposely engineered this moment to happen so that I will play the sting.

29:03Is that what's happened, Jase? Is that what's happened?

29:05Keyzie:I don't even know what it is, man. That's my point. You know that Bird Shit Chris was my nickname in high school for like a week as a joke. Oh, okay, because I didn't really get the... And you're saying that Pugs made a sting for it?

29:23Are you happy now?

29:25Jase:I'll be happy if I hear it one more time

29:33Keyzie:Give us your rating New Zealand How many buzzies is a new Bird Shit Chris thing worth? Out of five

29:39Jase:I just straight away start thinking about merch The amount of merchandise we could sell with Bird Shit Chris on it

29:46Keyzie:And I've just got the most magnificent image in my head of what's going to be on the T-shirt. Yes. Just Keezy there, topless, with his meat patty naps and a big seagull crap floating down his head. And it could be you guys, the ones that did it, because of your massive beaks. Incidentally, I don't know if the public has seen this on our Instagram. There was a very, very... Shut up, Mogi. There was a very disturbing video made. And I want to know, of us, it was an animation.

30:20Jase:From Jersey King, New Zealand, I think his name is. Right, okay.

30:24Keyzie:And I was watching it and my wife said, yeah, I started watching it and then I just, I couldn't watch it anymore. But then I watched a little bit of it, then I didn't watch all of it. But then I watched all of it to the end and the last 20 or 10 seconds were really disturbing because I noticed Pugs was doing something at the very end of it, and I went, is that Pugs? Oh, is he having a go? He's having a go at him. I didn't notice that. And I was like, that is, it's a beautiful bit of work.

30:55Jase:Explain what it is. It's Keezy standing there with his meat patty nips out. We're all at the Black Clash. Yes. Pretty good images of us, I have to say. You can certainly recognise who is who. Keezy's got his nips out. We tackle him to the ground. The next shot is all of us hovering above him, pretty much just heads. Jace has got one of his salami meat patty nips in his mouth and is chewing on it, and it's got cheese hanging off it as well. It is grim, and it is amazing. Yeah, maybe, Pugs, share it on our Hodaki Big Show story or something just so people can find a way to go and see it.

31:26Keyzie:Yeah, because I was trying to find it again today, and it had disappeared. It's highly disturbing. Incidentally, there's a lot going on in our Instagram, Hodaki Big Show, so go and check it out. If you miss all the action at the Black Clash, et cetera, et cetera, that'll all be on there. Totally.

31:46Hey, by the way, fellas, when we entered this break, we said let's discuss the backbone bench. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is where you and three mates could win seats right on the sideline for the next breakers game, food and beverages included. Wow. And you get backbone tees. It's indoors, eh? Indoors. Great. Thank God. 3483 ticks the word bench. The next upcoming home game is this Friday, 7.30 breakers v. Adelaide 36. If you want to be right on the side of the court there, free food and drinks bench to 3483.

32:14Keyzie:Yeah, good stuff, Keezy. Whereabouts do they play those games? I might go to that this Friday. You know, just force myself out into the public. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Those ones there. Madison Square Garden. Madison Square Garden, but there's one happening in Whangarei on Wednesday. You go up to that one. Just trust me on that. Don't look it up. Just drive to Whangarei. All right, bird ship, Chris. Oh, what? The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. News there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. And the question that Mogi and I want to ask you, Keezy, where the bloody how are you on Sunday morning?

32:53Keyzie:For the listeners of the show, they might recall that on the Friday show, Keezy had said that Mon and Donna's parents had invited the fellas from the Big Show for breakfast. What an honour. At their home.

33:05Jase:At their home. At their home of Keezy, where you grew up, brother. Keezy's growing up home. The avocado orchard. That's right. Well, it's a plantation, isn't it? It's a massive plantation. It's not a plantation. It's a small lifestyle block in Western Bay of Plenty. It just rolls on and on and on. I was shocked by the size of it. They had so many servants there, I was blown away.

33:29Keyzie:Yeah. We don't have servants. I'll be honest with you, I was a little bit intimidated by that. Yes. And I don't know. What was intimidating about the servants? Well, it's just, how can I help you, sir? Can I take your coach, sir, and all this sort of stuff? And I'm like, oh, no, I'm all G. I'm just a humble fella, Keezy. I don't like people waiting hand and foot on me. Right, okay. So you guys were at the plantation, the Evo Plantation. Yes, yes. With the servants. And Mon and Don, can I say, were in great form, of course. Mon cooked to use of the eggs were a bit dry. And the hashy. Guys, we can't keep this young.

34:10Keyzie:This is because. Everyone in my life can't cook dry stuff, right?

34:15Jase:That's not accurate, Jase. Come on. They were rubbery. They were rubbery. Okay.

34:22Keyzie:And it wasn't Mon's fault, actually. She burnt the hashy.

34:25Jase:Yeah. Well, the trouble is that she gets in the kitchen, but she loves a yarn as well.

34:31Keyzie:That's my point. We were having such a good matter. She can't focus.

34:34Jase:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we turned up there, what time was that? at about 8 o 'clock in the morning for breakfast. Yes, me, you. Straight into it.

34:39Keyzie:And Pugs, because Pugs was driving. Right, yeah. Well, because I told the rest of the Horeaki team, including Manaya and his partner, that we were meeting there at 10. Yeah. So why were you guys there so early? You told me you weren't going.

34:53Jase:You never gave us a time. So you just went there without me. Well, we didn't go there without you. We thought you would be there, given the fact that you had invited us. And we turn up there, and you're nowhere to be seen. Shocking bastard.

35:06Keyzie:Luckily, I know Mon and Don really well, and they were like, oh, no, don't worry about old Keezy. Do they call me old Keezy? Yeah. It's just nice to be able to have a chat with you guys just as yourselves without Keezy, you know, hogging all the conversation. Because I do that, eh, when you guys are trying to talk to my parents. I hog all the convo. They don't usually call me Keezy. They call me Christopher. Right. So, yeah. I mean, what do you guys chat about? Anything interesting come up?

35:32Jase:I mean, they're worried about you, obviously. you know, your performance at the Black Clash. I mean, I don't want to say it brought shame on the family, but they had no problem saying that. This is the thing.

35:48Keyzie:Doesn't seem like something they'd say. This is the thing too that, you know, Mon was talking about how... What? Just how as a family you'd go down to the river for a swim. Oh, the river? You were so ashamed of your nips that you would never. I remember Rashi. And so there was a certain amount of, I think she felt quite good about the fact that you've now reached a stage of comfort with them that you're prepared to show them off on a national stage.

36:22Jase:Yeah, and you wouldn't even put a top on. You were nude the whole night. But having said that, it still brought shame to the family, they were saying. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Disgraceful. Shocking. But that was the drinking, you know. Oh, yeah. Because you were clearly. Yeah, okay.

36:37Keyzie:She did. I mean, she did. What? Oh, it was more Don, wasn't it? Yeah. Dad. And, you know, he sort of said, just quietly, fellas, can you tell him to sort of stop bringing his bloody motorbikes and cars here to get me to fix up? Because all he does is stand there and take bloody videos of it, and I do all the yakka. Yeah, that's right. Right, well, did you enjoy breakfast at least?

36:59Jase:I did, actually. It was bloody nice. It's always nice to spend time with him, Keezy. Yeah, okay. Always is. It was a shame that you couldn't be there. I'll say that. But why were you so late? Well, I mean, first of all, it's hungover. Yeah, yeah. See what I'm saying?

37:15Keyzie:And it was a bit awkward then, you know, going out to the car and, you know, all the servants were there and they had boxes of, like, avocados. We don't have servants, all right?

37:27The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

37:32Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Monday. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by ReBurg Gear. Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. ReBurg Gear is redefining the norm.

37:50Keyzie:Great stuff. Hey, fellas, coming up next, we're going to have a bit of sport chat. Did you watch much sport over the break?

37:58Jase:Oh, over the break, yeah, there was a fair amount, wasn't there, with the Ashes. We'll give you a round-up on that. We'll talk you through who won the women's ASB Classic there and the men's ASB tennis there as well. It's pretty old news now. We don't need to... Well, it's sort of like Happy New Year, right? We haven't talked to this audience about that sport, so we should probably... They're going to want to know how we feel about it.

38:21Keyzie:And just about the ASB Classic, I would have bone to pick on that. Right, okay. We're doing all of that next. What about the fact that Razor's gone and the black caps? Yeah, yeah. I won't touch on that.

38:30Jase:And Fuzzy. Look at him. He hasn't had his contract renewed. That's it. He's done. Right. Well, I'm excited for that, fellas. Oh, Bush. Do you like Bush? I love Bush. Yeah, I'm not a fan. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

38:51Keyzie:The Foo Fighters there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. Let's talk sports.

38:58Jase:Oh, God. What?

39:03Keyzie:Hi. Sport. Let's very quickly start off with the Ashes. Really disappointing. I mean, I love the Ashes. I especially love it when it's played in Australia. The Australians cover it very, very well. It's a better time for us, Chase, isn't it? It's a better time frame for us. It was disappointing in the end. It was. England got their ass handed to them in the end. They did win a test, but by then it was too late. No one really cared.

39:31Jase:That's right. It was all a bit of a knock. But it was nice to have it on. I still enjoyed watching it. Still watching it every single day. There was certainly nothing happening in New Zealand to watch. That's on another subject really, isn't it? But yeah, Australia are just mad dogs, aren't they? Very hard to beat. They are very hard to beat. I'll tell you who else is hard to beat, Jase, if you don't mind, man. That's India. They're hard to beat at home. New Zealand's been over there in a three ODI series. We have never beaten them in a series in India. We lost the first game, got our asses handed to us there.

40:02Jase:Then won the next two with Daryl Mitchell scoring centuries in both. He's now averaging, before that game last night, he was averaging something like 92 since the Champions League. 95 at a straight rate of 92. This will make him the number one batter in the world. Yes. That innings last night, I think he got 130-odd. Glenn Phillips got a ton as well. So did Coley. Coley's sitting at number one at the moment. But Daryl Mitchell is just in an unbelievable vein of form. Yeah, he's playing sensationally.

40:30Keyzie:And think about this, too. We've never beaten them in a one-day series in India. We've done that. The last time we were there, we'd never beaten them in a test series. We gave them a hiding in the test series. The do's, the do's, the do's, the do's. What the hell is going on with world cricket? I mean, that is unbelievable. I tuned into a few of those games thinking, who the hell are all these New Zealand players? I never heard of them. Never heard of them.

40:50Jase:The do's. You have now, though, haven't you, mate? Yeah, there's some talent coming through.

40:53Keyzie:It's quite exciting. Just goes to show there's nothing wrong with young talent coming through. There's nothing wrong with it, man.

40:58Jase:And that's what I always say. Hey, Keezy, what happened in the ASB Classic, man, the tennis? Because I saw that you were there. I saw that you were courtside, as they call it. Yeah, well, I was there early in the women's singles competition courtside in one of the boxes there on the sideline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very enjoyable. In the end, Eleanor Svitolina from the Ukraine took out the women's singles. She took down Wang Shin Yu in the final there. And do you want to know about the men's as well? Fellas? Yeah. In the end, it was Jakob Mensik who took down Sebastian Bayes. Jakob. Jakob. Straight sets.

41:39Jase:I watched that one.

41:39Keyzie:Can I just say, there's a little sideliner. Do you know how disgusted I was? Yeah. To see my radio colleagues, the bourgeois SOBs, sitting there supping their champagne and shoving all stoves down their faces. I mean, come on, fellas. We're backbones. We don't sit in the corporate tables of tennis, thanks very much.

42:04Jase:We certainly don't when we're not invited, but we do when we are. And I had an absolute ball. Highly recommend. I was interested to see all of the entertainment that sat outside of the court. If you haven't been before, which I hadn't, I actually really enjoyed it. It was great. There's all sorts of great food caravans and little stalls and stuff. And good, good quality food as well. It's not just your hot dog and chips. Jase, don't get all pissy because we're going to invite you. Yeah, man. Every time we invite you to anything, you say no. That was the thing. And so we had so many spare tickets, but we're just like, nah, stuff it.

42:33Jase:And me and Moggy and Pugs had a great time. It was the best time I've ever had. On that note, Razor. Wow.

42:38Keyzie:What do you reckon? Well, you know, we had some discussion at the end of last year how disappointed we were with the All Blacks and how they were tracking. It didn't feel like they were making any progress at all. It didn't seem to be a clear game plan. We lost quite a few matches. But having said that, I was genuinely surprised where they gave rays of the arse.

43:01Jase:That's right. But from the sounds of it, they had no choice. And it's a big decision. I'm happy with old David Kirk being the chairman. I think he's a chairperson. I think he's very good. He's a very even keel. He's a lawyer. He's a Rhodes Scholar. He's a former World Cup winning captain, of course, in the inaugural World Cup in 1987. So it's certainly not a decision. previous leadership, I think, would have buggered it up somehow. Yes. With him, I think he wouldn't make a rash decision, if I can say that. No, I agree with you.

43:31Keyzie:He's very calm, even waters. So, you know, be interested to see who they end up with. Yeah, it will be. Jeez. Tony Brown, I hope.

43:42Jase:Tony Brown would be my pick. I've got no idea. I've got absolutely no idea. I don't know what happened behind the scenes. I don't know who a good option is. before Razor getting the job, everyone was saying he's the only person for the job. There is nobody else. But now that he's gone, everyone's like, well, of course it's Jamie Joseph. Well, it wasn't him two years ago. What's the difference? I loved also seeing at the Black Clash people standing with Bring Back Fozzy signs. It's crazy. The speed at which New Zealand has flipped. That's right. It's ridiculous. Hey, good sport chat, fellas. That's good sport, man.

44:15The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in. Weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

44:20Keyzie:Yes, indeed the red-hot. Chilli peppers there. Hot! Oh, sorry. Hot! Chilli peppers on the Radio Hauraki. Big show this Monday afternoon. Now, exciting news, fellas. You remember Magic Round, you leagueies out there? Not really. Oh, yeah. It was a pretty good time, really, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember much of it, Jase. We've been two years in a row, though. It was bloody good, I think. Yeah. Is it good? I love it. Yeah. Yeah, man. We should go back. At Suncorp Stadium there, and we went with the fellas from Boys Trip from Recollection. They sorted it all out for us. What an epic time we had, both times we've been.

44:55Jase, you're not an NRL fan by any stretch of the imagination.

44:59Jase:You can stretch your imagination all your light, man. It's just not happening. Thank you. Correct. Correct. But you still enjoyed it. Oh, hell yes. We did go with Boys Trip, and their packages for this year are available once again. 15th to the 17th of May. It's three days of every single team in the NRL except for one playing at Suncorp Stadium. And if you go to boystrip.co.nz, you can buy the packages, which include flights, accommodation, transfers, and tickets to every single game. How good. Now, I just want to flag, I think we're playing the Brisbane Bompos. Wow, the grand finalists. The Brisbane Broncos at home.

45:31Jase:It's an away game for us, as we've discussed. But Warriors get paid a pretty penny for that. I think it's on Sunday. I think it's the second game on the Sunday. Same again, yeah. Now, we have to have a little bit of a chat with our bosses about this, don't we? because we want to get there on the Tuesday before and come home the Thursday after the weekend. Oh, really? So that's like nine days. So we can sort of ease and sort of get our recovery in. Totally. Because previously we get back at sort of midnight, get home at 3am and we're back at work on the Monday afternoon. Yeah, that was, I mean, and I remember that afternoon.

45:59Keyzie:It wasn't pretty. No, we've actually got the same thing again. None of us were pretty. We've got the same thing again. We've got a promo meeting at 10am. Oh, okay, yeah, good. And apparently we can't miss it. I tell you what, though, if you've never been to Suncorp Stadium, She's an absolute beauty, and it's a great place to view some rugby league action. It certainly is. Hauraki is going to Magic Round. We don't know what that looks like. We're still in planning mode because we need to make it different from the last couple of years, but we will be there. I'd better be there. Mike, I hope you're there.

46:26Keyzie:There's some talk of Hoidi J doing a few sideline things, possibly. Yeah, a bit of side hustles, yeah. Maybe a bit of a cultural sort of aspect to it as well, but we'll see what eventuates. Yes. But if you want to get involved, get stuck into it. And is that a mainus?

46:43Jase:Boystrip.co.nz, what? Is that a mainus? What's that? What date is the mainus? What is mainus? Oh, it's just all the kids are calling it a mainus. They're calling May mainus.

46:53Keyzie:Have you never heard that, Keezy? No. Get with the program, man. What are they calling July? Oh, I haven't heard. Julyness. Boystrip.co.nz, get stuck in. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Tom Petty there on the radio. Hodaki, big show this Monday evening. But right now it's time for... MeetPattyNips69.

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47:32Jase:A real email address. A real email address. A real email address. I thought you said a really male address. Nah. I mean, it's quite male.

47:41Keyzie:It is. Generally speaking. Well, I think it's... Well, half and half often. It's unisex. Well, thus the meat patting up 69. Correct. Get in touch if you have a question about anything. We'll help you and you can win a$50... Not that I mean 69. Not that it means that 69 has to be alternate sexes. It could be same sexes. I don't even know what a 69 is. What is it? What is it?

48:06Jase:Oh, that was William Wairaw's number on his shirt when he was playing in the Black Clack. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. And that's what we've named the segment. That's why we got it, yeah. That seems crazy. This one comes in from Anonymous. G'day, feelers. My beautiful wife and I recently bought our first home together. My wife! We bringing that back?

48:24Keyzie:No. Unfortunately, two weeks later, a woman bought the upstairs unit and moved in with her two yappy dogs. They bark every time we go in and out of the house, whenever we're in the garden, and randomly throughout the day. The other morning they woke us up at 5am. What should we do to shut the shocking bastards up? Kindest regards, Anonymous. That's really gnarly, isn't it? If you've just bought a house. Your first house. Your first house, and then someone moves in a couple of weeks later. These are the sort of things you've got to look out for when you're buying a place. It's like, what's next to me?

48:56Keyzie:What's beside me? What could potentially go wrong? I mean, in fairness to them, they could never have anticipated that was going to happen.

49:04Jase:Certainly. Yeah, it's a tricky one, isn't it? And I think... Look, obviously there's calling the council a noise control, but do you want to be a narc? So I think you have to go and knock on the door and just step the owner out. Do we know... Sorry, I might have glazed over a little bit there. What kind of... An older woman. An older woman. So you're going to dominate. So you get up there and you step her out and you say either the dog shut it or I shut you up. That sort of stuff. And then if she says that that's not acceptable. Yeah. Wow.

49:37Keyzie:I would be less confrontational than that. What I would probably do is like a midnight Keezy steamer on her doorstep. You don't have to add Keezy. Set it on fire. And set it on fire. Be careful that might burn down the whole blood. No, but she'll come out. And she'll come out, what the? And squash it. Stamp on it. And there'll be just poos all over her foot.

49:59Jase:And then she'll walk it back through the house. Yes. And the dogs will eat it. Yeah. Yeah. Dogs will then eat it because they're shocking bastards. Right. And then they'll probably get sick. Because it's just noodles and beersies if it's a Keezy steamer.

50:12Keyzie:And then when you go past here, you know, you just drop a line like, ooh, a bit whiffy. Yes, that's right. And she'll be like, hang on a minute.

50:20Jase:Hang on. Yeah. And how old is she? Do we know? Because she might be on the way out. 73. 73. 73. Yeah. So still a bit of life there. Wow, is there? I personally would just go to the council route. I'll tell you what I would do. This isn't a bad idea. Every time the dogs bark, you slam your ceiling, because they're upstairs, aren't they, in the unit? Slam your ceiling with a broom. Yeah. Every time you go out and they're barking, you bang on her door with a stick. Yeah. Just reciprocate. See how she likes it. Or run a little bit of terrorism and just do it at random times throughout the night. She lives alone?

50:58Yeah, she lives alone. Perfect. Yeah. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

51:12Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's a big show done and dusted for your Monday. Good to be back in the satellite fields. Giddy up. Hey, speaking of which, we did our podcast. What's it called? Outro. Outro. That's right. I can't remember what we talked about. Just general stuff. We've got a clip from it, I believe, Keezy. Keezy can sell it. Yeah, man. Yeah, this clip is called Rager. You know, I don't know if you guys had this today. I had a bit of a... Semi? Well, no, I had a rager. No, you didn't. What do you mean? Jase, have Jase. Keezy. Keezy. I woke up with a rager. It's a huge podcast.

51:48Keyzie:The numbers are out the gate. Yes, it is massive. So it's back, people. It's back. Get into it. It certainly is. What are you... What do we usually do here? What are you doing tonight, Mogey? Oh, yeah, that's what we do, man.

51:59Jase:Well, currently I've got old, I don't know if I should say it like that, but my wife's grandmother is staying with us, helping with the kid care until we get back to school. Your wife's grandmother? Yeah, in August. So Mogey Minogi's great-grandmother? Mogey Minogi's great-grandmother, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've got to get home. She keeps the house very tidy. She does a great job around the house, Keezy. So I'll get home, I'll make her a bit of dinner. You've got to look after your elders, Keezy. That's always been the way I feel about it. Yeah, totally, man. Kaumatua. And then we'll sit down and watch a bit of Come Dine with me.

52:34Jase:Great show. She loves that. And then, I don't know, after that, might chuck on a movie. She's a big fan of The Nightmare on Elm Street. Oh, yeah, good stuff. So we're up to Jason versus Freddie.

52:46Keyzie:Oh, how good, man. How good. Hey, Keezy, what are you having for tea tonight? We're having fish. Oh, yeah. Fish curry. You don't like fish? No, I know, but I've said to my wife, I'll try and get into fish. Funny you should say that, actually, Keezy. I had a call from my wife today. That is funny. One of her clients gave her some fresh fish that he'd caught himself.

53:10Jase:Wow, you should catch up with him and see how he does it, Jase.

53:12Keyzie:Yeah, I should. And she said, so if you want to come and get it, that's all good. And I went, nah.

53:18Jase:Can't be bothered. Yes, I'm going to have fish, fish curry, so hopefully I like it. Oh, fish curry.

53:23Keyzie:What about you, Jase? I'm going to go home and get started on a few things. Get started? Get started on a few things. Yeah, I've got a few chores to do and stuff. Hey, but listen, make sure you tune into the podcast. Make sure you tune into the Instagram. You buggered it.