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20:03Isn't that interesting? So I think what's really good about it is you just assume that it'll be fine, but they put them somewhere where actually there's not a lot of food to be had. No. It's a scarce thing, so bloody difficult to catch. So I'm really enjoying it, and it's great to have something to watch with my daughter. I'm going a very strong four buzies out of a possible five on TV and Z Plus. Was the Kiwi's name Shay?

20:27Keyzie:Shay, that's right. Yeah, he's a very appealing, very classic kind of Kiwi down-to-earth dude. Going into it, I was desperate for him to win an hour, Even because he's struggling, I'm desperate for him to sort it out and pull through because he lives a pretty tough existence back in New Zealand from the sounds of it. And he could do with a quarter of a million dollars, Kesey. Ah. Yeah, man. They're not good money in trapping possums. Apparently, I don't know. Well, you could always do it with more, I guess. Yes. He's made some brilliant traps. Yes. These bastard wombats and Tasmanian devils, Kesey, they're not setting the bloody thing off.

21:01Oh, right, because he'd eat a Tasmanian devil. He'd eat it.

21:05Keyzie:He also makes, Shay also makes YouTube videos of where he lives, of how to survive in the Bush and all this. Yeah, I have. Okay, you're good. No, I really like him. Fellas, I watched the original June movie, and I was just looking it up to see when it came out. I think 1984. Sounds about right. Yeah. And it was ridiculous, because compared to the latest, with all the new technology and all that sort of stuff. It was pretty silly, but it had a kind of charm to it. You know, I like these older movies where it's just a bit more simple. The storytelling's a bit more simple. They're not relying on technology so much.

21:46Keyzie:And some of their special effects were stupid. I love old effects, though. That's what I mean, though. Because they're having a crack. It makes you laugh. Yeah. You know what I mean? And how ridiculous they are. But look, as a sort of Sunday afternoon watch, it was all G. I'll give it three buzies. You're giving it three buzies. You said it was terrible off air. You were like, oh, wasn't that great? No, it wasn't great. And you're giving it three buzies, so you're recommending it. But yes, because it's watchable and it's just so silly. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Yeah, okay. I don't imagine you did any TV watching over the weekend, Keezy.

22:20We watched the All Blacks and the WARS, and then our mission was to not watch TV at all outside of that while we were away. Good job. And it was good. Yeah, nice.

22:28Keyzie:Hey, coming up after five o 'clock, another chance to win$100. And apparently you've got some questions, Ree, my come dine with the fellas. Yeah, that's happening this Sunday afternoon. Horty J is hosting, everyone. Got some questions, mainly from my wife. And one big question, which we've just realised in the last hour or so, which is huge. It's drama. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Monday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Reburger.

23:03Serving good times and good food. Dine-in or takeaway Reburger today. Mmm, yummy. Fellas, huge news out of Reburger. If you head into your local Reburger, you can try the brand new Chop House. Oh, yeah. Chop House. Talk me through it, Keezy. Yeah, what is it, man? Smoky, Louisiana-rubbed pure New Zealand beef.

23:23Keyzie:Oh, yeah. Cheese. Oh, yes. Heard of it? Yes. Double streaky bacon. So that's twice as much as the normal amount. Lettuce. Is it twice as streaky or twice as much bacon? That's a good question I'll ask. Okay. Lettuce, tomato, fresh onion and re-burger sauce. And from today and for the rest of the week, free fries if you order that burger. Oh, wow. Once again, that is the new Chop House burger. Funnily enough, I was just talking to my wife about dinner tonight. So now that I've heard that and you get free fries with it, I'm in. Are you in? I am in. Why do you keep lying about going to Reburger? I feel like it does more damage to the brand than it does.

24:10Easy. Please. Listening and being like, man, the host on Odaki keeps pretending to go but not going. It mustn't be very good.

24:17Keyzie:No, that's just your guys' perspective. I know what I'm doing.

24:24Keyzie:Such a yarn. fries. Their fries are the bomb. Seriously, they are. It's good chap. Hey, on a serious note. Yeah, on a serious note. Enough joking aside about going to Ree Burger. But on a serious note, the chips are good. Chips are yummy. Now listen, as are the burgers, by the way. Ree Food. Apparently there's some questions about the come down with the fellas. Yes. And we've just discovered something about the actual invite on the Sunday. Yeah. And it is drama. I'm worried about it. Drama. But let's get back to the countdown number 311. The Goat, the countdown for real music connoisseurs on Radio Hauraki.

25:05311, The Cure, Lullaby. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

25:14Keyzie:Yes, indeed, T-Rex there on the Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon coming in at, oh, it's just gone, 310, I think. That's right, Jase, 310. Yeah, bang on. But right now it's time for Come Dine With The Fellas. Jase, you're hosting The Fellas this Sunday afternoon for the next instalment of Big Show Come Dine With Me. Yes. My wife has got a thousand questions because you announced your theme last week, which is midwinter Christmas. Late winter. Yeah, sounds stupid. Late winter. Late winter Christmas. Just technically speaking, that's just more accurate. It's spring though, isn't it? Spring's not till next month.

25:55Keyzie:20th. Yeah, so it'll be very, very close, actually, to the first day of winter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So late winter's spot on, Jason. Late winter Christmas, really cool. Well, technically, spring doesn't start till the 21st of September. What do you say, technically, that's when you really notice a change? But, like, date-wise, 1st of September. But anyway. But he's right, though. It is late winter. Very late winter, I'd say. I'd almost call it spring. I reckon we do a new theme. To me, drama, because I said Sunday at 2 o 'clock. That's right. Sunday, 2 o 'clock. It just so happens that Sunday, 4 o 'clock, the Warriors are playing the Knights at Mount Smart Stadium.

26:37Yeah. So how does watching the – if it's Christmas Day at the Horty J household, which we're creating, recreating, do you usually watch the Warriors?

26:46Keyzie:I mean, whenever they're on, I'm always watching the Warriors. Oh, sweet. Now the question is going to be, I mean, if we all gang up together, because my wife's not going to be keen on that, I can tell you right now, she's going to say, no, no sport. But actually she might not. What I can do is tentatively put it forward to her tonight and see what the vibe is. You've just got to give her the old what up. You've got to tell her how it's going to be, Jason. I've just got to go, the fellas, they love their wahs. The wahs are on fire at the moment. You love your wahs. I love my waas. I love my wife.

27:21Say that too. Add that in there. Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah, I just think, well, what are the options here? I mean, one of the alternatives is to just bring it forward to, you know, have a mid-winter Christmas breakfast. Late winter Christmas. Late winter. Just to make sure we're clear of the waas. Well, or we do the sackedie.

27:42Keyzie:Oh, yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. But again, my wife's not going to be happy about the change. I'm busy Saturday. Keezy's not coming. Okay, so it'll just be Mogey. So just to clarify, it's so unheard of to just have the telly on the WARS that we're thinking of moving the whole thing. It's so rare. It just never happens. Like imagine all of us together watching the WARS. How far would that be? Yeah, it'd be pretty good. That's a 10 for entertainment. Alternatively, could you start it at midday, Jase, or do you think you're going to be under too much time pressure? No, that's a possibility, Mogi. What could also happen is that one of you fellas inadvertently sit on the couch where the controls are, are accidentally turning it on.

28:29Oh, the television controls.

28:30Keyzie:Yes, and I'll make them disappear so we can't turn it off. Oh, yeah. I mean, we could just have it on mute. So you would rather one of us pretends to turn the TV on using our arse and then you hide the remote rather than just asking your wife if that's all general. Telling your wife. Well, I'm going to, bloody hell, we're going to have a chat tonight. Bloody hell, really? We're going to have a chat about the Waz, okay? And then I can give you a definitive answer tomorrow. Because at first I was like, oh, no, I'm going to have to wait and watch the Waz delayed because I want to be locked in on Horty J's late winter, early spring Christmas.

29:06Yeah. For me, it's a deal breaker.

29:08Keyzie:But also, you know, I don't want you guys to be watching the Waz while you're enjoying delicious food. Look, there's nothing wrong with just sitting around the TV with a plate of whatever muck you're making and watching the war. I've got to be honest, I'd be happy with that too, but this is the conversation we have to have. Boydee, Jay, you have to look at this like, who else has got the opportunity to have as their entertainment the Warriors playing Newcastle? Because there's the entertainment value as well. the entertainment element to this competition too. And also it's perfect because you're the one hosting and you've said openly you don't like the Waz.

29:49But you've got Mogi and Keezy coming around who very much do. So you know that's going to be a 10. Honestly, the difference is we don't watch the Waz, zero. We do watch the Waz, 10.

29:58Keyzie:Now, if the Waz don't go very well, zero. Zero is where I'll be fuming. Yeah, that's the other thing I was going to say. Probably smash the place up. This is really a dilemma. It is. And there's more where that came from too. So that's the first thing, but we'll get into that next. all right? Okay, man. There's more questions. Back to the countdown. The Ghost. This is one of the greatest. It's like the Michelin guide for music. On Radio Hodaki. Number 309. Blind Melon. No rain. The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki. Yes, indeed. Number 308 in the countdown there, Alison Chains.

30:37Keyzie:Fellas, how good, eh? Really good, Jase. Let's pick up the discussions. Ari Hoity J's late winter Christmas. Come dine with The Fembers. Alright fellas, fire away. What's the problem? So you're hosting us, oh Pugs is here by the way, hey Pugs. Hi, how are you? Yeah good. Sorry, I was waiting for the The sting, yeah no, one sting max. Oh no. It's a new rule. Yeah sweet. So this weekend Hoity J's hosting us Sunday afternoon two onwards, probably two to what knowing you three? Oh, 2, 2.45 Yeah, okay And that way you'll be back in time for the whars Yeah And your own joints So great That would be really good, James If you could just drop the food off to my house Well, I could I mean, glad wrap it up and stuff That's a possibility So, the theme is late winter Christmas Yep My wife instantly very excited So, first question Ooh, do we have to wear Christmas stuff?

31:36Christmas jumper, that sort of thing Well. Ooh, hope not. Do you have a theme? Because my wife loves Christmas.

31:45Keyzie:Because, well, so does my wife, Keezy. She went after this, Keezy. Oh, really? She loves Christmas as well. She bought a very nice jersey. Your wife did? Yeah. A Christmas jersey? Yeah. Okay, so it is Christmas. No, no, but I don't want to put pressure on the feels. Just come. Smart casual. Not even smart, necessarily. Just me or whatever. Not trackies. Not acres. Jase, the only one here that wears trackies is you. Okay, so we're just dressing up normal. So if my wife shows up in her Christmas jumper, that's okay. That's fantastic. Has she got those Christmas pyjamas still? Oh, she does. Tell her to wear those.

32:22She's not wearing jammies to your house. Summer jammies anyway. Next question. Are we doing Secret Santa? Not telling. Well you need to tell us Because we need to buy presents No Great Okay cool

32:38Keyzie:Will you have presents for us? Not telling Oh It's a secret Wow Yeah When do I Do you want to Did you do Do we do a menu? Later We'll do a menu Later in the week Okay so I'll get that out to you fellas Once we decide what the hell we're going to eat Right okay so Late winter Christmas No secret Santa No And no wearing anything. Okay, all right. There's like a billion questions. I don't even know where to start. There was just so many questions, you know what I mean? Whereabouts? Is it, it's obviously at your apartment. Yes. Is it going to be like a long, big, long table? Yes. Oh. Here he is. Yeah, well, we got a table from my father-in-law over the weekend.

33:22Keyzie:Oh, did you? Special. No, it's not special. It's just his work table. Oh, so it's just a shit table. So it's a trestle. It's a trestle table. It's not a trestle table. It's bloody solid as And obviously it'll have nice things on top Yeah right okay So yeah I mean well I'm looking forward to it It's tricky though isn't it I mean it's very hard to do a Christmas meal Oh at Christmas time let alone late winter Which is already a weird time to be having it So yeah it's just an interesting one It's a double whammy It's a double Christmas for you fellas I've got a question Are you going to have Christmas carols Because I think it's a bit early for those Actually that was one of the questions Was playlist You're going to have Christmas music This is a real bone of contention with me and my wife.

34:04Well, you've just got to, you know, I think you've just got to get buy-in from everyone. You've got to put on the evening the way you see fit and just, you know, just make it fun. Fun, fun, fun, Joe. Yeah, yeah.

34:15Keyzie:Because, okay. Could we dress up? You know what I mean? Could we dress up? Yeah, absolutely. You're most welcome to dress up. I mean, my wife will be dressed up. I might have a bit of something on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll dress nice, but, you know, I'm not going to go out and spend thousands of dollars on a new Christmas sweater. Exactly, exactly. A thousand dollar Christmas sweater. And the other thing is it's very difficult to buy a Christmas sweater at this time of year, given it's August. It's a nightmare, Mogi. You've been looking. You're going to do the whole classic thing you always do and dress up like an elf?

34:46Keyzie:I may do. I may do, with my little shoes on, with the buckles and the curly end. The only thing I really care about is, will there be mistletoe? All over the roof, mate. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. The Radio Hauraki Goat Countdown. Music so good, we should charge you. Instead, we're paying you. $100 to be exact. It's good stuff, isn't it? What,$100? Yeah, man. Yeah, of course it is, man. Nothing, we're talking about this off here, and we're having a look at AI there and a little bit of Googling, nothing beats$100 cash. Incredible. It's incredible.

35:38We were looking it up for, what, 25 minutes there? We were typing in all sorts of things, and nothing was beating it.

35:43Keyzie:Nothing's beating that. Yeah. You just seemed to have a lot of buzzies on your phone, Kesey, when you were typing stuff. Well, as I say, I was just looking for stuff that would beat$100, and I couldn't find anything. Nothing. I thought I was onto something there for a minute with the buzzies, but it turns out I'm dead in. No, no. Right, okay. Hey, let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Zane, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, yeah, great, fellas. How are you guys? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. I was going to ask you what you do for a crust, but I can already see you're a sparky, a massive backbone. Well, that's sort of my hobby.

36:12Keyzie:I'm actually a musician in my trade. Oh, okay. Nice. Tell me, Zane, did you vote in the GOAT? I did. What did you vote for? I voted for Muse, Hysteria and a bit of Radiohead and a bit of Blam Blam Blam Made of Fresh in New Zealand Ah nice Good eclectic taste there Zane Good stuff What musical instrument do you play man? I play drums and piano Do you have a good fiddle? I'll leave it at somebody else Right Yeah good stuff Oh you're a shock Well I tell you what Zane Is that good stuff You are rich as. You've just won yourself$100. Mate, that's three extra pairs of drumsticks. There you go, mate.

36:58Keyzie:Get on you, mate. Chicken variety, I'm guessing. Hey, Zane, you hold the line and old pugs will have an absolute go at you, all right? All right. Good on you, mate. Good on you, mate. Thanks, mate. Backbone, eh? Old Zane there. Yeah. He's a muso. Yeah, a muso. Multi-instrumentalist. Do you think he does the electrician work just to pay for his music? Because you don't... He says it's his hobby. You don't make a lot of money musically. I think he's probably a sparky and he's lying about being a musician. Right, okay. That's how he struck me. Oh, Zanus. He said it was... What did he Zanus? He was saying that the sparky is just his hobby.

37:32You know what I mean? So he'll spend all day strumming away there. Yeah, racking up heaps of cash with his music. Yeah, and then he'll go to his special room he's got for sparky stuff. For sparking, because he just loves it. He's just got a passion for it.

37:44Keyzie:Yeah, well, I mean, I suppose I do a bit of electrical work around my joint. You know, it's a bit of a hobby. Oh, that's right. You call your mate up to come round on the ladder and change the light bulbs. Yeah, you call the landlord to change the light bulbs. Not my landlord, Keezy. Ah, yeah. Oh, my mistake. And electrician. Ah, yeah, true, true, true. The Goat. Proof that Hauraki listeners have excellent taste. 306. Queens of the Stone Age. The lost art of keeping a secret. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you massive backbones.

38:20Keyzie:Hope your Monday night's absolutely going off. You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan, and vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm. Scrumdedly options. Quick, another reminder, fellas, the new Chop House burger. If you order it this week, you get a free side of fries. That's the one with beef, cheese, double streaky bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, and Reburger sauce. Also, another thing. Just before the six o 'clock hour there, we were talking about what's coming up in six. Yes. And then all of a sudden just went to ads halfway through it.

38:51Might have sounded like I made a mistake. Yeah. I just want everyone to know that wasn't the case. Technical issue. Technical issue. Out of my control.

38:58Keyzie:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fellas, I wouldn't just cut you off like that. Sure, man. Sure. Whatever, no. Hey, what's for dinner tonight, fellas? I was tempted to just fire off the next song. Yeah. I am probably going to be having Rebird you. Oh, here we go. After that last chat that you had, Jase, I texted my wife and I said, have you made any dinner yet? She said, no, not yet. What are you thinking? I said, how about a little bit of Reburg? She's just worried about our daughter. I said, well, why don't you just feed her that slop that we had last night, the leftovers of that, because my daughter's a vegetarian, so Reburg is kind of wasted on her.

39:33Vegan and vegetarian options are available, though. I want you to know that. Yeah, I don't know. But it's not because they're not delicious, because I know that they are Kesey. it's just that my daughter's a little bit on the picky side when it comes to that stuff so I just sort of feel like she can eat the dal that my wife made yesterday delicious and we can eat Reburguer so that's probably what I'm having Keezy well Jase you and your wife can go to Reburguer at the same time why don't you guys go together because you're getting it tonight

40:00Keyzie:I don't think so man I like to do my joint you like to do your joint yes where I go because they know me there they're like hoody jay high five High five. Yeah, boo. Get your high five. Yeah, man. That sounds cool. My wife said tonight we're having a healthy dinner because we had a naughty weekend. Food-wise. Did you have a naughty weekend? Food-wise. Oh, food-wise. Yeah, yeah. A lot of, you know, cheeses and stuff like that. Chocolate, you know, wine. Oh, cheeses. So we're having a healthy pork salad tonight. What is that funny? You're good stuff. Is it? Thank you. A pork salad. I don't know what the hell is that.

40:40Pork mints, lettuce. Oh, right.

40:43Keyzie:Okay, gotcha. Diced carrot. I have no idea what's in it. It might be a Vietnamese salad with pork. Yeah. Yeah, that's good stuff. No, it's not. Hey, now, coming up, the goat continues. In fact, we're up to number 303. Whoa. Let's punch through them. Feels. The goat. The greatest of all time. Certified. The best of the best. Undeniable. The greatest thing that humans ever made. Turn it up. Greatness on Radio Hauraki. Number 303. Black Rose. Hard to handle. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Faith no more there on the Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening.

41:25Keyzie:The time is 17 minutes past six o 'clock. Now, that's the end of the countdown for the day, fellas. Is it? No. What? But don't despair. It'll be back again eight o 'clock tomorrow. I'm despairing. If you missed some of it throughout the day, old Hoody J put together a little montage of the highlights.

42:09Number 370, Butthole Surfers, Pepper.

42:18360, Straight Jacob Fitz, Down and Splendour.

42:28Number 350, Radiohead, Street Spirit.

42:39Number 340, Groover Mata, super styling. Super styling, sometime. Can you feel the pressure, don't someone, sometime. Number 330, Nirvana, all apologies. All apologies.

42:58Keyzie:320, Muse, plug in baby.

43:09310 T-Rex get it on

43:17Keyzie:301 fight no more epic

43:31You edited that, Jase.

43:34Keyzie:Kesey. What? You're a shocker, man. Come on, man. What? I'm just impressed that you edited that montage. It was really sad. Yeah, well, I know that sometimes people can't listen to the radio all day long. Yeah. So I just make them up every day. Toddy asked me, our boss, if I could just whip those together when I get in every day, and I said, sure, again. And how did you do it again? Pardon? How did you do it? Very well, obviously. You're not listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what program did you use? What's that? Hey, now listen. That's the classic Audi J there. What was that? And then move on.

44:05I love it.

44:07Keyzie:A bit of sport chat next, fellas. Yep, sure, man. A bit of sporting action over the weekend. Sure. Absolutely. Also, meet PaddyNip69 after that, which is our advice segment. If you need advice on anything, meet PaddyNip69 at gmail.com. Get in touch. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Space Hog there on the Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. The time is 6.29. Let's talk Rugby Union. Crouch, touch, pause, engage. Rugby Union chat with Hoidi J. Well, no, with the fellas, we all watched the game, didn't we? We certainly did. And if you want some wah's chat, we had that earlier with Charlie Gubb.

44:48Listen to the podcast tonight when it comes out.

44:49Keyzie:Fellas, obviously it was a massive game. What a magnificent spectacle it was. Alice Park. Alice Park. It's sensational. It would be so intimidating playing there. The flyovers were great with the planes. The Haka was amazing. And it was full of the women's vigour that you would expect from a South Africa versus All Blacks Test match. It's been bloody good to have a proper tour back on the calendar for the first time in 30 years. Branded as rugby's greatest rivalry, and have to agree with that. But having those midweek games, the dirt trackers running around, playing the Bulls and the other sort of regional games It's been bloody good, but this was, you know, the main event.

45:30Yes, man. What are we going to get? You know, we've got a new coach, all of these sorts of things. What are we going to have? And it looked like we're going to get absolutely pumped. It did. I'll be honest with you. They were dominating us. They're absolutely huge bastards, making a lot of metres around the ruck. Our scrum was a complete shambles. And then they made the change in the second half, changed out the front row. There was a scrum there when we were on our own five-metre line. That's right. It was a spring box feed. We got a scrum penalty, ended up going up the other end of the field and getting a charge down try to old mate Holland, who's just an absolute giant.

46:06He's a beast of a man. He's a huge bastard. He is like a giant. He had two plays within five minutes where they made a breakaway. He made the tackle, got down, stole the ball, saved the day. I think it was a penalty or something. And then five minutes later, he had a charge down try. He's a freak.

46:23Keyzie:And you look at Lorde as well. Two sort of young locks. It's good stuff. It is. It's really good stuff. And I felt, you know, they were dominating our scrum. And then it was quite phenomenal how we changed it out and then started, you know, getting a bit of parity in the scrum again. That, from the second half onwards to the first sort of 15 minutes of the second half, I thought, oh, South Africa's going to absolutely cream us down. Yeah, right. They were dominant. but they just kept making little mistakes and desperate defence on our goal line. I mean, I felt like that we could have very easily lost that Test match for sure.

47:01It was a flattering scoreline. It was much closer than it looked. But then when you say, well, it was five tries to one. Yeah. I mean, that's a flogging.

47:08Keyzie:That is a flogging. It is a flogging. But I did see an interesting stat, and I'm going to butcher it, but it was something along the lines of the Springboks were in New Zealand's 22, 15 times and scored an average of 0.8 points per visit, whereas the All Blacks were in their 22 nine times and scored 3.8 points per visit. Yes. So just converting that field position into points. It sets it up for a hell of a series. I didn't realise that the fourth game is going to be played in summer in America. Yeah, Baltimore, I think it is. God, it's just bloody ridiculous. Throwing the game, fellas. Wow. Yeah.

47:47Keyzie:I'll tell you what the All Blacks were, though. and you know it's a sort of return to old form they were clinical when they had their opportunities they just got them done they did and can I say kudos to the referee great ref because could easily as they always do that's what drives me nuts is just the refereeing but old mate up in the box was trying to get involved and the referee continually said to him nah I'm happy with it nah it's fine and can I just say they're getting involved with shit that's got nothing to do with them keep your nose out of it talk about the TMO the TMO oh absolute nightmare so that was that made a huge difference to the game, I thought.

48:20Keyzie:It's going to be a cracking second test match because the Springboks will be fuming. They do not like being beaten at Alice Park. Especially Alice Park, where their record was like they'd won 10 times, but only won six or something. I love to see the crowd there. They were devastated, those South Africans. You know, those everyday sort of spectators. They had paid their hard-earned money to go along and watched their team get absolutely pumped. Absolutely love it. Good. They're taking on the Lions this Wednesday, 5 a.m., their next club game. And then the next game against South Africa is Sunday morning once again this coming weekend.

48:55So we've got All Blacks, Warriors, Hoi DJ, come dine with me Sunday.

48:59Keyzie:All right, it's all on on Sunday. Here's James Addiction. The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

49:14Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted for your Monday night In the podcast outro No, no, the disclaimer it's called now I keep forgetting that We chatted about our Wellington antics a little bit Didn't we fellas? Yeah, on the Friday after I left It sounded like you guys had a great time Here's a clip, comes out at 7.30 tonight I have to get the exact quote from him He'd know better than me But I said to him something along the lines of Jeez, Dilly, you're a shocking racist or something along those lines, which then made these old women really worried. And their heads are jerking around.

49:56And then Dilly's like, what? I've just been called a racist in public. And then me and Jase were just dying, dying laughing. That's so f***ing annoying. Absolutely crying with laughter.

50:12Keyzie:Oh, good times, eh? Fielder's good times. Poor Dilly, just the web guy. Just the web guy. He's very good at his job, Keezy. No, he's not just the web guy. Very good at his job. He's racist, though. Mogi, early night for you? No, well, I'm going to have Pop out, don't I? I'll probably get a little bit of Rayburgy. And then I've got a little bit of work. My wife's insisting we do a little bit of work tonight, so I've got to do that. Oh, that's fun, man. And then I'd quite like to watch some more Alone. Yeah, man. Yeah, nice. Ooh, Keezy, what are you up to? So I'll go home, have pork salad. God, that sounds good.

50:44It does, doesn't it? That sounds heinous.

50:47Keyzie:I'm just imagining big, fatty strips of pork. Yeah, I don't know what it is, to be honest. And then my wife will probably watch Outrageous Fortune. She'll go to bed early, and then I'm going online with my mates. Right. On the old PlayStation there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't wait. Bloody excited. Jase, what are you doing tonight, man? Jase? Jase, come on, man. Come on. I'm meeting my wife. Oh. Oh, my wife, my wife. Oh, my wife, my wife. Oh, doosh, doosh, doosh. Doosh, doosh. Oh, I'm Hoity J, my wife. Oh, can I watch the Warriors this weekend? No, you can't. Oh, please. Please, mate. I'm Hoity J.

51:30I've got a big honker. Etc, etc.

51:41Keyzie:I'm not going to ask her about the Warriors now. That'll show you, Keezy. Give it to my wife. You have something to eat, then go home and watch a bit of Tibet. Tibet? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, eating out. What are you vibing? Not telling you, man. Three burger. Certainly won't be a pork salad.

52:03Keyzie:Check out the Instagram. Check out the podcast. Till tomorrow. Goodbye. Bye. Thank you.