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8:05Keyzie:Should I turn the fryer off? Easy. Well, they do say that most businesses fall apart in their first year and now I can see why. I tell you what. bloody roadworks out the front aren't helping, are they? No. Bloody, I mean, you need people on foot to be walking past.

8:23Mike Minogue:Surely, surely. And not when you're phoning in, because that's where we get our businesses to phone in. Oh, yeah, yeah. A lot of air traffic. Oh, 800 hodaki, surely someone wants to come to the Big Show Cafe and get a prize.

8:35Keyzie:Well, let's not get desperate about it.

8:37Mike Minogue:Well, we've got bills to pay, Jason. We've opened a cafe.

8:40Keyzie:I know that, Kesey. I know that, all right? I'm going to have to start laying off staff. 0800 Horeki, and you get a, what do you get? What do you want? A$50 Reburger voucher, maybe. I don't know. We don't know. Well, I mean, we can't be in a scenario where we open up a cafe and the people that come in, we give them free vouchers. It's almost like people think that this segment is shit. Yeah. Is that what I'm meant to think? I'm getting the vibe, actually. No, that can't be right. I'm getting the vibe that people don't like our cafe. You know what I'm saying?

9:09Mike Minogue:Surely that's not it. Jory. Can I take your order, son? Get in the kitchen. Can I just get some eggs and a coffee, mate?

9:18Keyzie:A what, sorry? Get a coffee, please. Oh, no, sorry, we don't do coffee. We don't do coffee, man.

9:26Mike Minogue:Thanks, Jory. You had a good day, buddy. Well, hang on. So if people call up, we have a coffee. Moe, he's a barista.

9:32Keyzie:Yeah, I know, but I didn't order any coffee. Yeah, we couldn't afford any because no one was turning up. G'day. I can't read the name. Oh, g'day, Ted. How are you going, mate?

9:42Mike Minogue:Yeah, good, good. Can I have a 1920s Coffee's Delight, please? Oh, what's that one, mate? Well, after a long night, I've given it to the old wife. You know, a nice flat coffee with the dairy on the side will be plenty. Thank you. Yeah, man.

9:59Keyzie:You're a sick bastard. Get him out of the cafe, would you, Keezy? I'm on the ship. You're not doing anything at the moment.

10:05Mike Minogue:All right, so we've just turned two customers away.

10:08Keyzie:Who wants a coffee and a dart? G'day, Rachel. Please save us here. What can we get for you?

10:14Mike Minogue:Oh, good. Can I please have some scrambled eggs and a bagel? Are you calling from... Specifically if the bagel comes out of the freezer, out of a bin bag of the freezer. Yeah, okay. Rachel, are you calling from a toilet? I have a sound question. You're disgusting, Rachel. You're disgusting. Get out of our cafe. What is he what? I've got to cook something.

10:34Keyzie:Stop two people away. We've got an A hygiene rating. We can't have people ordering food from the steamer box. Who else? Oh, no, hang on. No one. Everyone's buggered off. Jeez, that was busy for a while there, fellas. Good sign. Should we pack down? Yeah. I'm rooted.

10:53Mike Minogue:Okay, Jay, seriously. What? If you're front of house, can you put your glasses on, please? Oh. So you can read the people's names.

11:00Keyzie:Oh, yeah, sure. Here's Oasis.

11:02Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

11:15Sport Headlines with Brim Rudkin. Time for your latest Sport Headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra, the beer for here. France and Spain get the FIFA World Cup semifinals underway in Dallas this morning and they kick off in less than half an hour at 7. Do we have a little sting? No, no, carry on. You just do it, Brim. Yep.

11:47You're a shocking bastard.

11:49Keyzie:Can you do that outside the studio, man? So I've got the sport headlines to read here, fellas. A first-up loss for Brendan McKellum in his reduced role as England white ball cricket coach, falling to India by six wickets in their first ODI'd edgebaston. And three Warriors returnees for Saturday's home match against the Dragons, co-captain Mitch Barnett and second-row Kurt Capewell returned from State of O Duty, while winged Dallin Watanese Lesniak is back from a hamstring injury. Chimp jungles. Is there anything else you want? And now the Bryn Rudkin traffic report. Yeah, things are looking pretty congested out there across the country.

12:34It's a bit foggy, isn't it? A bit foggy. I didn't mention the fog. Yeah, a bit of fog there. Now, Jase, you'll be happy to know that the road, State Highway 1, Kaikoura to Cheviot, is apparently reopening today. Oh, yeah, great news, mate. So there's your traffic.

12:52Mike Minogue:So is it congested across the country? Right across the country. Wow. Across the Motu. It's 6.33. It's crazy. Bryn Rudkin, thank you so much, man. You're welcome, fellas. Getting better at this stuff, man. It's great stuff.

13:03Keyzie:Really, really good. Thanks for the opportunity.

13:05Mike Minogue:Yeah, no worries.

13:08Keyzie:You can go now. Hang on, are you going to say the name of the song?

13:11Mike Minogue:The Tuts! The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

13:18Keyzie:Yes, indeed. The Tuts there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is 6.37. Now, you know, it's fair to say that we've come in doing the breakfast to fill in for the breakfast show and there's been a bit of whining, fellas. Yes. There's been a bit of moaning about the sort of hours that we're having to keep now, what time we have to get up. and it's made us realise and think about all the backbones out there, all the tradies that do this every single bloody day without complaint. And we thought we need to celebrate these people. So we've come up with a new segment, which is Trade of the Day.

13:57Keyzie:Oh, we didn't get a sting made or anything for that?

14:00Mike Minogue:Well, you're listening to it. Oh, right. Is that it?

14:03Keyzie:Pugs is usually better than that. Okay, hang on.

14:06Mike Minogue:So say it again?

14:09Keyzie:Trade of the Day. With the big show, fellas. That's good. And every day what we're going to do is get you to text in on 3483 and tell us what trade you want us to focus on. Today, overwhelmingly, it's Sparky's, fellas. Yeah, mate.

14:24Mike Minogue:Sparky's, electricians.

14:25Keyzie:Electricians, man. So the other ones that come around and sort of wire the joint up. Well, funnily enough, I've got a Sparky coming around to my joint today to replace the light bulbs. Really? Yeah, seriously. You can't do that. And that sounds ridiculous, but my ceiling is so high we can't actually reach it. Yeah. So we need, you know, the special skills of a sparky to come and replace the light bulb. It's a dangerous job, isn't it? Very dangerous. Not just dealing with heights like at your joint, Chase, but also just dealing with electricity. I don't know if you know this, Kizzy, but just reading here, electricity can be fatal.

15:04Mike Minogue:Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So you've got to get yourself a shock doctor in. Is that what they call sparkies? They call themselves shock doctors. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A shock doctor. I've never heard that.

15:15Keyzie:A wire monkey.

15:18Mike Minogue:Definitely never heard that. Zap master. A zap master. Yeah. I've never heard that. We had an electrician growing up. I'm Static Steve. He was a wire bender. A wire bender. Is that what?

15:38A wire bender.

15:44Mike Minogue:I've never heard that nickname ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a conduit commander. Oh, was he? Yeah. I remember static. He was actually a cable ninja.

15:52Keyzie:I remember static Steve, actually. Remember that emoji? Because he always had that shock of hair that went straight up in the air. Yeah, right. He was always sticking his finger in the old...

16:02Mike Minogue:The plug socket there. Actually looking back on it I don't think he was a I don't think he was a wire monkey Was it just a dude that got electrocuted? Yeah He was a shocking bastard The Hauraki Big Show With Jase, Mike and Keezy Tune in Weekdays at 4 On Radio Hauraki

16:20Keyzie:It's indeed queens of the stone age On the Big Show Breakfast This Wednesday morning The time is 6.47 Which means it's time for

16:30Mike Minogue:What's on the news? With me, Casey.

16:38Mike Minogue:Interesting stuff, fellas. This comes from New York. An auction happened overnight. Sotheby's sold a dinosaur, an original dinosaur fossil, which was dug up in 2021 over two years. And it's the most expensive complete dinosaur ever sold, ever. Wow. Do you want to guess how much it sold for? It was a T-Rex. A billion dollars. No. No 18 pence What the hell's a pence? No Pence is It's lots of pennies Pence 18 pennies? Yeah For a T-Rex For a T-Rex Well I don't know But I would say in this day and age I mean how many T-Rexes do you see walking around So if you get yourself a real life T-Rex I'd say that'd be worth a billion It's not real It's a fossil It's just the bones

17:27Keyzie:And sorry where was it dug up?

17:29Mike Minogue:It was dug up in South Dakota. Was it hiding? A remote ranch where the ground thaws and then gets frozen again, then thaws, and so they had to dig it up at the exact right time.

17:39Keyzie:It's kind of weird to think that there were T-Rexes in Dakota. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes, yes. I'd never think America would have had dinosaurs. There's so many. Yeah, because America's only been around since 1730 or something like that. Yeah.

17:52Mike Minogue:The landmass itself has been around for billions of years. Come on, Casey. Billions? Well, I don't know. I'm not a geologist. How much? 50.1 million US dollars for a complete T-Rex fossil. That is eight. I did the bloody, what's it called?

18:12Keyzie:Calculations?

18:13Mike Minogue:The currency conversion. 86 million New Zealand dollars it sold for. And apparently collecting giant fossils like this is a new hobby for the ultra wealthy. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, and the previous sale, which surprisingly, I thought that T-Rexes would be, like, the most expensive. I would have thought. But the record was set by a Stegosaurus. A Stegosaurus? Who's buying Stegosaurus? I know. Who's bloody and the most expensive ever? A Stegosaurus? Do you know what they are, Jase?

18:41Keyzie:No.

18:42Mike Minogue:So they're the ones with, like, they've got big plate spine things, and then they've got a spiky tail. Oh, flappers. Flappers, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big flappers. Big old flapper.

18:50Keyzie:Well, it is a bizarre thing. I mean, you know, spending$50.1 million and just on a sack of bones, essentially.

18:58Mike Minogue:It's a giant skeleton. But if you've got billions, you know, what do you care? Yeah, well, exactly. I guess so. But it's interesting because the previous, that one that had the previous record, literally a billionaire bought it and then just lent it out to a museum anyway. Yeah. So it's like, I own that. And it's like just sitting in a museum. It's really weird.

19:15Keyzie:Yeah, well, I don't like the idea of billionaires buying stuff like that up anyway. It should be just for the public. You know what I mean?

19:21Mike Minogue:Yeah, but someone's going to pay for the, you know, actually extracting it, preserving it, putting it all together. Yeah, I know. Are you worried about once you go, Jase, that someone will do the same with you?

19:31Keyzie:How much do you reckon my bones would sell for?

19:36Mike Minogue:A full...

19:37Keyzie:Hoity jizz.

19:38Mike Minogue:Hoity jizz erectus. Well, I suppose you are a bit of a dinosaur as well. Hey.

19:44Keyzie:Is that why you did this particular article? You just wanted to say that one line.

19:48Mike Minogue:No, I didn't pre-practice. I thought of that when I looked at you. And the fact that you've got those little short arms like a T-Rex. And I was like, oh. Here's comes roses. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

20:07Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Wednesday morning. This is The Big Show Breakfast. And it's brought to you by Bunnings Trade.

20:16Mike Minogue:Build big rewards with new Power Pass Pro Rewards by Bunnings.

20:20Keyzie:Good stuff. Now, I see, fellas, the first semifinal in the Football World Cup has started. France versus Spain. It's going to be an absolute cracker. And it occurred to me, because we were saying we're going to keep people up to date on what's going on. But then another part of my brain was going, well, hang on, do people actually want that? Because there may be some backbones out there going, I don't want to know what's going on. Yeah, I think you're in the world of too bad and tough titty. Yeah, OK. It's the semifinal of a Football World Cup. We're not going to not talk about it. so two or three people can watch it later on today.

20:54Mike Minogue:I also feel like in the modern age, you get pretty much alerted to everything constantly. Yes. On your phone, listening to the radio, whatever it might be. I feel like the days of waiting to watch it later are kind of over. Well, I think you can, but I think the onus is on you. Yeah, and it's a hard one. As the individual. It's a hard one to pull off. If you turn your phone off, you're sweet.

21:12Keyzie:If I'm waiting for a replay or something like that, I'll just go to bed, just turn off all my devices, probably make love before that, and then go to bed and just sleep until the replay comes on. Do you know how to turn off your devices? No. How many devices have you got? One. Oh. Turn off your device. My device, yeah. The other thing that you can do, Chase, if you just get one of these sort of subscription-y things, is you can watch it on demand. You don't have to wait for Sky Television or one of these other places to put on a replay. Wow. You can watch it whenever you want. Are you serious?

21:48Keyzie:That's crazy stuff.

21:49Mike Minogue:Or you can tape it.

21:51Keyzie:or like on a VHS or something like that. Yeah, I could do that. Yeah, sounds good. At the moment, in case you're interested, nil all. Oh, don't spoil it for God's sake, man. Four minutes. People are trying to... Oh, man.

22:05Mike Minogue:Here's She-Hard. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

22:12Keyzie:She-Hard there on the Big Show Breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is nine minutes past seven o 'clock. And fellas, we've had some very heavy criticism already about our updates for the Football World Cup. You do not say, apparently, nil all. You say nil nil. And this person also added that it was an extremely, what was it, Mogi? It was a dull update. A very dull update. So I'll do my best to be technically correct and frothing about it. And if you could just keep those really cool texts coming in there, you're back, man. Yeah, totally, man. Hey, fellas, I went away for the weekend and stayed at a hotel in Dupo.

22:55And as part of that set up, they had the optional all-inclusive breakfast. Yes. A breakfast buffet. It was very good, too. You had your fresh fruits, Keezy. You had a selection of pastries. Oh, yeah. You had your meats, your sausages, your bacons, all of those sorts of things. You could also order an omelette or some eggs off the menu at no extra cost. Yum.

23:18Mike Minogue:Did it have the conveyor belt toast machine? Interesting you asked me that, Kesey, because while I was sitting there having a chitty chat, my eye went over to the toast machine on the conveyor belt, and I said to my wife there, I says, is that meant to be on fire? Really? And I went running across the dining room there, and this little kid hadn't read the sign that said no pastries. No pastries. And he's rammed in a couple of croissants there. Oh, no. And the whole bastard was ablaze. Wow. But anyway, that was all sorted out in the end. But I did wonder just what the rules are, because as we were sort of leaving each day, my wife, backbone that she is, was stuffing her massive handbag full of muffins, croissants, fruits, even a little bit of chia pudding there.

24:11And I think her attitude towards it is, well, we've paid. Quite a lot. Quite a lot. Yeah. And so, you know, they expect that you can just take this and you can have your morning tea. But I wondered what your guy's opinion was on it because I don't think everybody feels the same way. Certainly not my daughter, who immediately was horrified. She's seven and told everybody with an air shot that my wife was, and I quote, stealing.

24:39Mike Minogue:Well, it is tricky for a little kid because you're taught don't steal, don't steal, don't steal, and then mum's loading her purse with free stuff. And also, as she's been asked about it, mum is saying, shh.

24:50Keyzie:Which is weird because I was actually taught to steal as a little kid. But anyway, getting back to the issue at hand, obviously, I mean, I've got an issue with that. It's a breakfast. It's not afternoon, morning and lunch, tea, sort of, you know, eating. Yes.

25:09Mike Minogue:Well, you're in a little snack later.

25:11Keyzie:Well, you can, but you buy your own snacks later on in the day. Stuffing your bag full of pastries and muffins, et cetera, et cetera, to me is just taking the piss.

25:22Mike Minogue:I feel like you do pay a lot of money for these breakfasts. There's also probably a lot of food wastage as well. What, were they going to eat that apple you took and the supermarket muffin or whatever the hell it was?

25:31Keyzie:Well, that's the other thing, Kesey. I mean, you've got a couple of sort of steaming muffins in your handbag. You'll probably get to the point mid-afternoon and go, oh, that's right, I put those in there. How foul, I'll biff them.

25:41Mike Minogue:No, you eat them. That's what you would do. Because when my wife and I were on holiday on our honeymoon. My wife! Hey, throwback. When we were in Spain, she started, because every breakfast buffet had different hams and stuff, like really nice meats and cheeses. Yeah, nice. And so she got into the habit of getting some croissants or some nice bread, cutting it in half and then making like a ham and cheese sandwich and then wrapping them up in a napkin for us to eat later on. Yeah. And I was like, babe, you can't do that. But then later on I was like, babe, that's delicious. Good work. Yeah. So, yeah, it's 3483.

26:15Mike Minogue:We'd be interested to know your opinion. Every text in the drawer for a prize. You can also call us on 0800 at Hauraki. The question being, is Mogie's wife a thief? Thank you. Yes.

26:26Keyzie:A shocker.

26:27Mike Minogue:It's nil all in the football. Yeah. Here's Tenacious D. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

26:37Keyzie:Tenacious D there on the Big Show Breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is 17 minutes past seven o 'clock. Spain versus France, the semifinal. Currently after 17 minutes, zero, zero. Hey, but fellas, let's get back to a bit of buffet chat. Yeah, mate. So I went away for the weekend, stayed at a hotel. There was an all-inclusive buffet as part of that. or your usual, your meats, your eggs, your fruits, all those sorts of things, your breads. Delicious it was, but I sort of had a question come up around whether it's okay or not for you to take things from the buffet, secrete them away in pockets or bags to be eaten later in the day.

27:17Is that okay? Because that's what my wife may or may not have done. She did.

27:22Mike Minogue:She's shocking like that. 3483 is the text number. You can also call 0800 Hauraki. To be honest, I'm going to go 70-30, the text machine, in support of your wife. Yeah. People saying that the hotel takes this into account. For example, Leonie, it's been accommodated in the booking cost. I would agree. When you do book a hotel buffet, it's like$40 or something usually, isn't it? That's a lot of money. I think they've got to assume that an absolutely massive bus is going to be turning up, right? That's right. They've got to make a profit off the worst-case scenario. Yeah. Someone here saying, I don't know someone that hasn't done what your wife has done, Moggy.

27:59Mike Minogue:Yeah, true. Well, me. Jase. Yeah, but you don't eat anything, though, Jase. Brad says she will burn in the fiery pits of hell. Backbone. Yeah, backbone. It's a tough one because a good point being made here, there's nothing worse than showing up to the buffet and an entire tour group has come through before you and filled their pockets with all the stuff, which does happen in tour groups quite early as well.

28:20Keyzie:They do. Can I make the point, too, and you mentioned it at the top there, Moggy, Secrete away Secrete away Now that tells me that you're being secretive I mean if you're going to do that kind of thing With a Buffett Then just be upfront about it Bring your container in And fill it up Because if you know that it's fine If you think it's all G If you think it's all G Then just own it And fill up your little container And then walk out with it in your hands

28:50Mike Minogue:So I've just done some research here and basically the consensus is that if you are bringing a container to specifically put food in, then that is not okay. However, if you're taking fruits and pastries to eat later and wrapping them in a napkin or something, then that is okay. So you can take it, Jase. You're allowed to fill up all of your pockets, your handbags, etc., etc., but bringing Tupperware would be a piss take. And if you brought a lunchbox and then scooped scrambled eggs into that and bacon, then no.

29:18Keyzie:I've got an idea. Yeah, what you could do, right, is turn up with a stick and a big handkerchief and just pile that full of pastries, tie it up on the end of the stick and then walk out like that. Is that all G-Keezy according to you?

29:32Mike Minogue:Yeah, that's fine. Like a rambler. A rambler? You're a rambler man. Yeah.

29:38Keyzie:A tramp, you mean.

29:40Mike Minogue:A tramp, that's it. Yes. Or a hobo. A hobo, yeah, sure.

29:45Keyzie:I think it's disgusting. I'm disgusted by that behaviour. Well, I'll let her know, but as this text says here, she is a filthy thief, but she's also pretty hot. So, you know, just got to let it go. Here's Kings of Leon.

30:02Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

30:15Sport Headlines with Bryn Rudkin. Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra, the bear for here. Well, the first Football World Cup semifinal is underway in Dallas and the two previous champions, Spain and France, are squaring off currently 1-0 to Spain after... It's almost 32 minutes into that game. There's pronounced one love. One love. One love. Yeah, like Bob Marley says. Yes. Thanks, fellas. Springboks coach Rassi Erasmus admits he's rotating his squad. in preparation to have his best players fit and firing for the All Blacks next month. The Springboks have also won their first two Nations Championship matches.

30:58West Tigers NRL coach Benji Marshall has launched a tirade at the media for suggesting his relationship with 5 '8 Jerome Luai has broken down. Luai signed with Parramatta for next season, having been granted an early release by the Tigers before joining Papua New Guinea in 2028. I actually saw that interview with Benji Marshall, Brim. You'll be excited to know. Very. And it was a very measured conversation, not a diatribe at all. He didn't launch anything. Or a tirade, is that what you called it? That's shocking from you, Brim.

31:33Keyzie:Can I just say, we're not into character assassination on this show, Brim, so maybe just tone it back a bit, just pull it back a little bit there.

31:41Mike Minogue:Also, it's pronounced paramata.

31:44Keyzie:Paramata.

31:44Mike Minogue:Not paramata, yeah. Oh, yeah. And part of Mata. It's all G. It's all G. It's all G, yeah. Yeah. Is that all your sports headlines? Yeah, I think so. The Bryn Ruddton Rural Report. Rural news. Okay. G'day, farmers out there listening to the show. Do you have many farmers listening? Yes, heaps. Heaps, mate. So they'll be excited for the first ever big show Rural Report. Rural Report. Rural Report. Yeah. There's been a bit of fog in Auckland today, so farmers, they can relate to sort of fog. That's a big swing and a miss from you there, Brim.

32:20Keyzie:Relate in what way? Well, it can get quite foggy in the Waikato.

32:24Mike Minogue:Actually, that's a good point, Brim. Yeah. That's a hell of a rural. Yeah, so I'm just trying to bridge the gap there, you know, the rural-urban divide in the rural report. Well, this is the one part where we don't do anything urban. It's meant to be strictly rural. Well, do you guys have anything to add? Well, it's your report, mate. I don't do the news rim You need to get your ducks in a row brother If you're going to come in here Swinging your big dick around Doing a rural report Bruce it is hard to say See It's a pie Call 0800 HODAKI And you can grab yourself a slice Of the dad's pies loot

33:03Keyzie:Yes indeed You want to win 250 bucks Give us a call right now On 0800 HODAKI In the meantime a bit of David Bowie

33:11Mike Minogue:The HODAKI Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

33:21Mike Minogue:It's Bear and Pie July on Radio Hauraki.

33:26Keyzie:Sure is. In the meantime, Spain still 1-0 ahead after 38 minutes. Oh, sorry, one love. But yes, Bear and Pie July, fellas.

33:37Mike Minogue:That's right, the pies that pay$20 ,000 to give away this entire month. Thanks to our mates at Dad's Pies. Feelers, all you have to do is call 0800 at Hodaki when you hear the pirates. And I believe they played earlier, so we've got people on the lines. Feelers.

33:50Keyzie:Yeah, let's do it. G'day, Nicole. How's life?

33:53Mike Minogue:Great. How are you doing today?

33:55Keyzie:Yeah, very, very well. Thank you, Nicole. Tell me, Nicole, what do you do for a crust?

34:02Mike Minogue:I'm an executive assistant and actually work in the same building as you guys. Oh! This isn't Nicole who's a hell of a dancer, is it? It is.

34:12Keyzie:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that one either. Yeah, I know. And tell me, Nicole, when it comes to your pie, what do you run with?

34:22Mike Minogue:Oh, probably can't fail with the steak and cheese.

34:24Keyzie:Steak and cheese. Everybody loves it, eh? They just do. It is delicious.

34:29Mike Minogue:Kiwi standard. Yeah. You know what I hate is the steak and cheese or a mince that has heaps of gelatin in it. It's like really gooey. Oh, no, it's a foul concoction. You don't get that with a dad's pie. I would ask you, Nicole, a meat pie is big. Where do you come from? You heard the accent. No, they're not, to be honest. We're probably more of a sweet pie back in Canada. Yeah. A pumpkin pie? Yeah, probably more a pumpkin pie in the season. Oh, Jase, come on, man.

34:56Keyzie:Well, no, sorry, I just don't see the appeal of a pumpkin pie. But the thing is, you've never tasted one. It sounds foul. You know what I'm saying? It does. I would like to try one. So, Nicole, if you can bring one in this week, that'll be mint.

35:10Mike Minogue:Yeah, just bring it in on my way to work. Thanks, mate. Thanks, Nicole.

35:13Keyzie:Great news for you, Nicole. You've got yourself$250, all right?

35:17Mike Minogue:Awesome. Thanks for that.

35:18Keyzie:No worries.

35:19Mike Minogue:Have a lovely day. Yeah, pumpkin pie's a dessert. It is, yeah, yeah. I wonder how they make it because it must have only a very little bit of pumpkin in it. I'm not interested really in eating pumpkin for a main, let alone a dessert.

35:32Keyzie:Yeah, well, I think the scenario must have been that there was a glut of pumpkins and someone was like, what the hell are we going to do with all these bastards? Oh, no, let's make a pie out of it.

35:42Mike Minogue:You reckon? Yeah, man. That sounds like the history of the pumpkin pie. Because I know in the States as well, in Canada, they have pumpkin spice lattes. They do. And I'm just like, you put pumpkin in your coffee? I actually had a pumpkin soup yesterday. The wife made it. Yum. Very, very edible. Did you steal it or did she make it? Hey fellas, just a quick reminder that there is a serious amount of pride baked into every dad's pie, alright?

36:11Keyzie:Okay, thanks man. Just keep that in mind. You can taste it for sure.

36:15Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

36:21Keyzie:Manic Street Preachers there on the Big Show Breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is 7.51. in the semi-final, France v Spain. Still one love at the moment. With that in mind, we thought we should get the professionals in and we've got sportscaster and commentator, the one and only Jason Pine. Piney, you mad bastard. How's life? Well, I cannot believe I've got the call-up for the big show.

36:48Mike Minogue:This is indeed a career highlight for me, boys. It's great to get here.

36:53Keyzie:No, it's great to have you on, Piney. The old Kesey, he said he's worked with you a lot and you're a good bastard.

36:59Mike Minogue:I know that Piney's a good bastard. I've never had the pleasure of working with him until now, Piney. Listen, mate, the reason we've got you on is because we're sort of having a crack at keeping the audience abreast of the football. We're not very good at it. It's just gone to halftime in the semifinal here. Would you be able to give us a more professional sort of rap of how the first half has gone? Kesey, I'll give it a crack. Look, Spain are 1-0 up from a penalty about midway through the first half. Coming into this game, France are the best attacking team at this tournament.

37:27Keyzie:Everybody thought, OK, they're going to really have a crack at Spain. Spain have squeezed France out of this game. They have controlled possession. They've had the better of the opportunities. They've given France very few. So at halftime, 1-0 up Spain. France really has to come out in the second half. And they've just looked a little bit off the pace compared to the way they've played during the tournament. So, yes, second half should be very, very interesting as France try to pull back this 1-0 deficit.

37:53Mike Minogue:What a terrible analysis, really, from me. It's all generalities and cliches, isn't it? But I hope that gave you a bit of a taste of it. You're absolutely spot on there, Piney, you mad dog. And that's exactly what I was telling old Keezy and Hoity J in between when the songs were playing there, mate. You've just got to come out and have a swing. Obviously, France will be feeling the pressure of a nation on them. Obviously, it is a semifinal in a World Cup. But it's Bastille Day back at home, so all of this additional pressure, given it's their national day, a huge celebration for them, but they've just got to come out and swing for the fences.

38:29If I could give a little bit of a cricket or baseball parlance.

38:33Keyzie:Absolutely. It would be interesting to be inside the French dressing rooms at hard times. I'd love that. It would be like, Merda! Sacrebleu! Get it together! And they'd all have their clothes off, and that would be in the shower.

38:46Mike Minogue:Honestly, there's some very good-looking men out there. I have to say, when they panned along during the anthems, goodness me, there's some male models out there. But you're right, there'll be a bit of French swearing going on. In the Spanish dressing room, I'd say there'll be more of a serene feeling in there. But they know France are going to come out and really have a crack in the second half. Piney, we're talking to sportscaster Jason Pine. Piney, have you ever been in a changing room with naked footballers? Look, I mean, not in the last – I mean, not since they told me I couldn't do it anymore.

39:21Mike Minogue:Yeah, right. Yeah, like initially I thought it would be quite a good way of getting some insight into, you know, what goes on at halftime, but they told me I couldn't do it anymore.

39:35Mike Minogue:And one final question for me, Piney. Is your name Jason Pine because he used to ride the pine a lot as a kid because I can sort of relate to you in that manner. I used to ride the pine a lot as well. Yeah, very much so. Yeah, I didn't get on very often. My position was normally riding the pine on the bench, called upon when needed, and that wasn't very often. So, yeah, look, it seems, you know, a pine by name and by nature, absolutely.

40:00Keyzie:All right, Pinty, finally, your prediction for this match. Where do you see it ending up?

40:06Mike Minogue:I think Spain will win it. I watched the first half, and I think Spain, they're looking excellent. France will be rattled. The swear words in their ears will be obviously a motivation, but I've got Spain going through. All right, excellent. And, Pony, would you be open to having a chat to us again tomorrow with the England-Argentina semi? Absolutely compulsory, I would have thought. Yeah, good on you, Pony, you mad back.

40:26Keyzie:Good stuff, mate.

40:28Mike Minogue:Enjoy the rest of the match. Cheers, boys. Thank you. Coming up after 8 o 'clock, fellas, we've got a massive, massive announcement. We do. If you like amazing music, if you like giant, world-famous rock bands, if you, yeah. Yeah. Trust me, you are going to want to stick around here on Radio Hauraki because we also have got some free stuff to give away along with that announcement. Yeah, boy. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

41:00Keyzie:Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Wednesday morning. This is The Big Show Breakfast brought to you by Bunnings Trade.

41:07Mike Minogue:Build big rewards with new Power Pass Pro rewards by Bunnings.

41:12Keyzie:Beautiful. But right now, we have a massive announcement.

41:19Mike Minogue:Radio Hauraki is stoked to welcome back Queens of the Stone Age, live. That's right, fellas, Queens of the Stone Age, one of the biggest bands in the world, returning to New Zealand Sunday, the 20th of December, Number 2026, playing Auckland's Spark Arena. Oh, yeah, boy. Right at the beginning of the silly season. Bloody good timing. You'll be off work most likely, so you can really push the boat out. Tickets will be on sale this coming Monday, the 20th of July at 1pm, livenation.co.nz. However, if you would like a free double, give us a call right now on 0800 Hauraki. And while you do that.

42:02Keyzie:Queen to the Stone Age, why not?

42:05Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki Like the way you used to do Radio Hauraki is stoked to welcome back No one knows Queens of the Stone Age I'm live

42:21Keyzie:I remember actually, Mogey, you went to their last one which was about two years ago and you said it rocked It's one of the best concerts I've ever seen I've seen them a few times before that and to be completely honest with you they're one of my favourite bands I've seen them probably four times prior to that and they never quite lived up to my hopes and dreams but the reason why they're so great now is they've had the same line up for about 10 or 15 years and they are just an incredible live band do not miss them, tickets go on sale on Monday, make sure you grab yours and of course we interviewed them the last time they were here Jase as well, lovely fellas

42:54Mike Minogue:yeah we went to their hotel, met them on the hotel rooftop pub there at like one in the afternoon and got to sit with Josh Homme and the bass guitarist, I can't remember his name. Yeah. But lovely guys.

43:04Keyzie:Well it was. It was a slightly disconcerting interview because they kept looking at me and just cracking up. Every time I'd talk they'd just start laughing. I don't know why that was. I have a few theories as to why but yeah no great bastards.

43:19Mike Minogue:Sunday the 20th of December this year at Auckland Spark Arena. Queens of the Stone Age return to New Zealand and we've got a double pass to give away right now fellas. Should we do a lucky dip on the old line there?

43:31Keyzie:Here we go. Alright here we go. G'day, Callum, you mad bastard. How's life? Good, mate. You're a massive backbone. How are you going? Yeah, very good, thanks, mate. Very good. How's your Wednesday morning going?

43:43Mike Minogue:Oh, it's a beautiful day in Austin. Yeah, mate. Pretty foggy. Callum, what do you do for a crust, mate? Oh, you know, computer stuff. It's pretty exciting, you know? Ah, some backbone shit.

43:56Keyzie:Obviously, Callum, you're a massive fan of Queens of the Stone Age.

44:00Mike Minogue:Absolutely huge.

44:01Keyzie:Yeah. Who would you take with you?

44:03Mike Minogue:Well, it would be a toss-up between either my eldest daughter, who's a massive fan as well, or a lady friend of mine. Yeah, right, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, here he is. Here we go. Take your daughter, mate.

44:20Keyzie:Good on you, Callum. Well, you got that double pass, mate. Enjoy. Oh, you bloody legends. No worries.

44:27Mike Minogue:Yeah, good. Yeah. Yeah. Have fun at the gig there, Callum. See you there, mate. See you, mate. Thanks, mate. Hold the line. Hold the line there. Bloody hell, that's exciting. Queensland Stone Age returning. It was literally announced at 8 a.m. this morning, 8.09. He's already got his tickets. Yeah.

44:43Keyzie:Amazing.

44:43Mike Minogue:If you'd like to get your tickets, livenation.co.nz, as Moggy said, they are on sale this Monday, the 20th, at 1 p.m.

44:51Keyzie:Are you going to go to it, Keezy? Because you're not a big fan of concerts, you said, because they get quite noisy.

44:57Mike Minogue:I went to the last one.

44:59Keyzie:Oh, did you?

45:00Mike Minogue:The whole Hauraki team went, except for you.

45:02Keyzie:Yeah, we did, didn't we? Yeah, why was that? It was so good. That really backfired, didn't it, Jase? Here's Muse.

45:12Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

45:18Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Muse there on the Big Show breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is 14 minutes past eight o 'clock. The score in the soccer. Spain v France, still 1-0 to Spain at the moment, fellas. Now, at the moment, my youngest daughter, she's house-sitting some people looking after their dog. Dog-sitting. Dog-sitting and house-sitting at the same time. And she texts me all the time and goes, I'm starving, Dad. You know, what can I eat? And unfortunately, she's got her father's genes in the sense that she gets paid a certain amount of money, like we give her a little allowance every week, and she gets a little bit of money for house sitting and looking after the dog.

45:59Keyzie:But she does a hoody jay and she just blows it all in one night. Right. You know what I mean? So she'll have a lavish meal and then spend the rest of the time just starving to death, basically.

46:11Mike Minogue:Can I just say that that is like every single person I know that the year they left home and went to uni or whatever it might, or went flatting or whatever it might be, that is exactly how you operate. Yes. For about five, six years I operated like that.

46:23Keyzie:Yeah, well, in my case, it was mostly just booze that I was buying. Yeah, same here. And darts. Yeah, and darts in my dole days. But it has occurred to me, and, you know, I've had four girls, had some struggles, fellas, you know, making the dollar stretch out, feeding the whanau, and I thought, you know, it would be really great if we could give people some tips about how to really stretch out that dollar. You know what I'm saying? Some sort of budget advice, I guess.

46:51Mike Minogue:Yeah, okay. Have you got any good stuff?

46:52Keyzie:Well, for example, what I do at the start of every week, every Monday, I make a massive pot of porridge. Okay, a huge pot of porridge. That's good. And I stick that in the fridge, and every morning when I get up for brekkie, I get that big pot of porridge out. I take a big dollop of the porridge there, and I just splat it into the plate. That's quite good, because it means you can take it around. You can put that in sort of a coffee takeaway cup. Yes. You take away and then just suck on that, you know, when you're walking around the city, as I know you do. The trick I used to use when I was starving my ass off when I was broken on the dollars, any time I felt those hunger pangs, I'd just go to sleep.

47:36Keyzie:That's the other thing you can do, obviously. Just go to bed. Yeah, and so you sleep upwards. It's sort of like a hibernating bear. You're sort of sleeping around your 20 hours, et cetera, et cetera, and you're just waiting for your next payday to come through.

47:49Mike Minogue:Well, the interesting thing about a bear that hibernates is they eat heaps first. Yes. Whereas you're doing the opposite. I've done that a couple of times too. If I just go to sleep now, I'll wake up and I'll be hungry for breakfast and I will have got through this meal. I mean, you haven't been broke until your way of dealing with hunger is to go to sleep. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. 100%. One thing I used to do is you can make your teabags go two, three, four cycles. Oh, yeah, you can give them a good run. Yeah, yeah. So you just obviously use a teabag, put it in again and again, and then it might start to lose its impact.

48:23Mike Minogue:That's when you get one of your other old teabags and put two in. You double up. Until you've got about four in there. And guests get the fresh teabag. Yeah, yeah, totally.

48:31Keyzie:Yeah, wow. Now, I know this is going to sound really extravagant, but what I used to do at the beginning of every month is buy a cow. And then you just section it up. You butcher it. Yeah, and I save money because I used to do that myself. But I was trained to do that. So I'm not putting it out there that you do that willy-nilly, by the way. And I just section that up and freeze it for the month. How much is a cow? Oh, well, I never used to pay. I used to just, you know, of a night, go out in my trailer there and just, you know. So you're a cow rustler. The thing about a cow is if you open a gate and put a bit of grass to the back of the trailer.

49:17Thank you, Mogi. Don't go home with any bastard. Yeah, totally. To steal a cow. Well, cows have got free will, man. Cows have got free will. So if a cow wants to come and hop in the trailer and go home with Woody J, well, that's the cow's business. So be it. Do you have a trailer? Yeah, man. Well, actually, I had a horse float, weirdly enough. He actually, and in the end, you lost that horse float. You used to dub the cows on your push bike.

49:41Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

49:53Sport Headlines with Bryn Rudkin. Time for your latest Sport Headlines, thanks to Export Ultra, the beer for here. Well, Spain lead France 2-0 in the first FIFA World Cup semifinal in Dallas after 68 minutes. Wow, who scored the goals? A couple of the Spanish players did, yeah. Ken Rudkin. What I can't, I have got a fun stat here. Spain has had about 53 % of possession in the match. That is fun.

50:22Mike Minogue:That's really good. That's so much fun. What was it, 53? 53 % when I last looked about 30 minutes. So it's about 50-50. About 50-50. So would I be right in saying that France would have, or was it France that had 53? No, Spain is there. Spain, so France would have 47. Yeah. Wow. Limp bunkless. Maths there. The All Blacks are allaying an injury fare to Geordie Barrett after he didn't train at North Harbour Stadium ahead of Saturday's test against Ireland. Attack coach Mike Blair says he doesn't believe the second five's in any doubt. The All Blacks later clarified that Geordie has a minor knee niggle, which isn't funny, and decided to rest him to manage his workload.

51:05Mike Minogue:Rumpelstilts Bryn.

51:10Sports graphics and tech pioneer Sir Ian Taylor believes joy is being taken out of sporting moments by review systems. Recent high-profile decisions at the Football World Cup in the All Blacks' win over Italy and in the State of O are making review systems an increasingly hot topic of debate. Blimp Chungus. Well, of course, Sir Ian Taylor there, he pioneered the Hawkeye system for cricket, Jase, LBWs, etc., etc., runouts, all those sorts of things. Yes. Out of his Dunedin laboratories. Wow. Wow. Yeah. That's amazing. Bryn was telling me all about that. Oh, really? He's trying to come in on air.

51:47He's a massive fiend for sporting technology. Who, Bryn? Bryn. Yeah, right.

51:53Mike Minogue:All before you go, Bryn. And now, what's going on in Tunisia with Bryn Rutkin?

52:02What is going on in Tunisia? Well, that's why you're here, man.

52:05Mike Minogue:That's why you're here, man.

52:06Keyzie:It's obviously for you to tell us.

52:08Mike Minogue:Like, you're the one that says, hey, I've got a segment called What's Going On in Tunisia. Can you make me a sting? we make it. I think they're in the other semi-final at FIFA, I think. Is it? Yeah. Isn't it England and Argentina? No, it's England and Argentina, man. Oh, not Tim is here.

52:20Keyzie:Guys, can we take Bryn off our group chat? Because he keeps coming up with these ideas and they're just not working for me.

52:27Mike Minogue:Okay. We'll give him another crack. I could do a market update if you want. No. Okay. Have you prepared one? Have you had your chance? I haven't actually, no. Oh, okay.

52:38Keyzie:Here's the Arctic Monkeys.

52:39Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

52:46Keyzie:Arctic Monkeys there on the Big Show breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is 8.36. The score in the soccer still Spain to Viva la France 0. Man, I'll tell you what, man, I've got football fever. Yeah. I've got the fever, Keezy. Really? For the foosball, brother. Who are you supporting? Look, for me, I feel like football's the winner on the day. Yes, okay. But now that, you know, I've always got a soft spot in my heart for the French because I came onto the New Zealand soil when they bombed one of our, you know, bombed the Greenpeace boat. Yes. And I always thought that took, you know, real balls.

53:22Mike Minogue:So what, so you're going for France or you're going for Spain? Oh, no, I'd like to see them get absolutely. Oh, fellas, hydration break. Hydration break. Pugs is in. He's got pies for us to eat. Oh, wow. He's got a pie like a drop pie. He just dropped a pie on the ground. He did drop a pie. Is there any sauce, Pugs? So they do these hydration breaks, don't they, on the football there, which apparently is a means to sort of generate a couple of billion dollars of extra revenue. So we thought we'd do the pie hydration break, which is where old Pugsun comes in randomly during the show and just gives us a pie that we then have to eat.

54:02Mike Minogue:In the football, it's halfway through each half, so at about the 22-minute mark, the ref just stops play. They all go and have a branded sports drink. and we're doing the same with Dad's Pies for the pie-duration break.

54:12Keyzie:I've got a butter chicken, by the way, fellas. What are you guys running there?

54:15Mike Minogue:Mine's butter chicken as well, actually.

54:16Keyzie:Oh, okay. Mine's mince and cheese. Oh, okay, good.

54:20Mike Minogue:Hey, just while we're on pies, fellas.

54:21Keyzie:This is too hot, folks. You bugger it up. Is there any sauce, though? Seriously, I can't do a pie without sauce. I'll give you sauce in a minute. Okay. Wait, you go. Just while we're on...

54:32Mike Minogue:You're going to have to give me a couple minutes. You're going to eliminate, Jack. You're going to eliminate, James. No, I'm not going to. Hey, just while we're on pies, A reminder that the Bakels New Zealand Supreme Pie Awards are happening August 4th at the Cordes Hotel. And you and a mate can join us. You put on a suit and tie. You sit at the fancy table with us. You get to stay a night at the Cordes Hotel and get brekkie too. If you're keen, text the word PIE AWARDS to 3483.

54:53Keyzie:And I'll tell you what, everyone's going to be there because I've heard so much about that night, Mogi. How good it is. No, seriously, everyone just goes off about it. So I'm going this year. You're going this year too, yes? I'm going to go this year as well, mate. I can't wait. You get to, you know, chow down on some pie and the winners. There's obviously the big dinner, you know. It's a three-course meal. Yeah. And then you get to a few beers and you get responsibly steamed and then you get to chew old Hootie Jay's ears off.

55:21Mike Minogue:Yeah, yeah, both of them. Oh, that's the end of the pie duration break, fellas. Ads?

55:26Keyzie:Yeah, okay.

55:28Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

55:32Keyzie:Yes, indeed. The Foo Fighters here on the Big Show Breakfast this Wednesday morning. The time is 8.46 and there's a lot of sporting action going on at the moment, fellas. And this weekend there's a real sporting dilemma.

55:44Mike Minogue:There is. Obviously the Football World Cup right now. Spain's still out in front. 2-0 over France. My parents are coming up to Auckland this weekend to visit. And the reason they're coming is... Mogi's got pie crumb on his forehead. I don't know how that happens. The reason they're coming up to visit is because my dad is a staunch rugby union man. He loves the Chiefs. He loves the Bay Plenty steamers. And he loves the All Blacks. He loves the Steamer, man. That runs in the family. It does. We do love the Steamer. To be honest, if I had to choose out of the three, I'd watch the Steamer.

56:15Keyzie:Yeah, man. I don't know that I'd watch the Steamer, but I mean, carry on. The Steamer's rugby team.

56:21Mike Minogue:All right. But they're coming up to Auckland this weekend. I have organized tickets for us to go and watch the Warriors play live. It'll be my parents' first ever Warriors game. Up the wires. And basically, I've been trying to convince my dad to get on board with the Warriors, but he loves Rugby Union. He's like, nah. He's a union man. He's like you, Jase, like just being a dick and intentionally being anti the Warriors. Yeah, totally. And so I was like, all right, fine, I'm going to get us tickets. So him and Mum are coming up. It's going to be very exciting. However, the massive All Blacks game, which is All Blacks taking on Ireland, is at the same time Saturday night in Auckland.

56:53Mike Minogue:One's at Eden Park, one's at Mount Smart. The All Blacks, I think, is just after 7, whereas the Waz are at 7.35. Yeah. But he'll be fuming.

57:01Keyzie:Yeah. Very easy for me. I'm like your dad. He will be fuming. you take dragging them along to that dire stadium out in the middle of the Wop Wops. What, South Auckland? Instead of watching a great all-black test match. So I'll be fully unionised. It'll be the All Blacks v Ireland. Not even a challenge, not even a question. When did you become aware of this, Keezy?

57:28Mike Minogue:Was this deliberate? I became aware of this literally maybe 20 minutes ago when I was out in the office. Right. and the girls were talking about how they're going to the game at Eden Park on Saturday night. Yeah. And I was like, hang on, I'm at the Warriors Saturday night. Yeah, it's going to be interesting to see how your father reacts to this because it is a huge game. It is a huge game. And even for me, like I absolutely love the Waz, you know, any other week and they would be the priority. But given it's against Ireland, you know, the ABs.

57:56Keyzie:Yeah, and seriously, in the last two or three years, they have been outstandingly good. They've been handing our ass to us. Yes, here's your ass.

58:04Mike Minogue:Here it is. Take a look. Oh, that's cute. So what I'm thinking of doing is, you know, you watch the Waz live, and then after that we go home and watch a delay of the All Blacks. However, by that stage it could be, you know, sort of 10 o 'clock, which means the game won't finish until almost midnight. They won't want to do that.

58:19Keyzie:Can I proffer a solution here? Is that the same as Offer? Yes. Your dad's most welcome at the Jizz Palace. My joint. Oh, your apartment. Yeah, my apartment. Any time. And your mum, of course. The whole point is that they're coming to work. I'll put on snacks and cheeses and cold meats. No, you won't. You'll get them to pick it up on the way over.

58:42Mike Minogue:Some pickles, some chutneys. The thing is that they're coming up to watch the Woz live for the first time. Oh, that's right. That's the whole point of this whole thing. Well, how about this? How about this? You go to the Warriors. You take along a laptop. Okay. And on the laptop, you put the All Blacks game. Yeah, nice. At the Warriors. Best of both worlds. But the people around you will love you, Keezy, for doing that. Think of all the friends you'll make. I kind of want them to lock in on the wires, though.

59:09Keyzie:Fellas, can I just put it out to the audience, actually, on 3483? Oh, no, you don't want me to? What's that? Just the idea of what they're going to go with. Get a vibe about it.

59:21Mike Minogue:I see what you mean.

59:22Keyzie:Maybe tomorrow we can have an official poll over it, too. Yeah, I think it's a good idea. It'll be interesting to see which way people fall on this. In the meantime, here's Pearl Jam.

59:32Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

59:38Keyzie:Pixies there on the Big Show breakfast this Wednesday morning. Now, exciting news, and maybe some of the breakfast audience who aren't really familiar with the Big Show will know this. We do live shows quite often. We get out on the road and we go and see all the backbones out there. And we're about to very shortly head out on the road again, fellas.

59:58Mike Minogue:Yeah, that's right, Jase. Well, you say very shortly. We're talking November. Oh, is it November? It's in November. For this particular one, Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival.

1:00:07Keyzie:Oh, I got you. Yes.

1:00:08Mike Minogue:We've got a few more events before that. Yes. But today, right now, we're just saying, look. Hello. It's happening. We're going down again to Dunedin for the Craft Beer and Food Festival. Still working out the details. There will be a live show the night before. Or actually as part of the festival. Last time, remember we were in that area in the middle of the festival? Yes, I do remember.

1:00:27Keyzie:Bloody great set up they've got there, by the way.

1:00:29Mike Minogue:Turned into a bit of a moshy there, which was cool.

1:00:31Keyzie:It did.

1:00:32Mike Minogue:But if you are keen to join, text the word Dunedin to 3483. You can also head to hodaki.co.nz to find the details there. That'll send you along to the website to get tickets. If you're going to join, and it's a two-day affair, I believe last year it was a Friday, Saturday. If you want to see the big show live, go on the Friday evening.

1:00:50Keyzie:Because I remember you actually stayed on, didn't you, Keezy, for the whole two days. You came back a shell of a man.

1:00:55Mike Minogue:Yeah, Pugs and I, we did actually. We met these two fellas who kept giving us durries and various boozes and stuff. And Emerson's at the time, actually, we pretty much just had free access to their kegs and that.

1:01:07Keyzie:Yes.

1:01:07Mike Minogue:So it was a, you know.

1:01:10Keyzie:Well, the great thing about it, it's in the stadium there, and, of course, it's covered down there. It is. And, you know, you get your food stalls. There's all sorts of stuff going on, live music. It's a hell of a weekend. It was my first time ever going down there. I've not been there before. I've not been to the Sestima either, that the stadium that they've got down there. Yeah, bloody magnificent set up. And as you say, the music in terms of the artists, it was bloody huge. If I'm not mistaken, I think Sir David Dobbin probably played because he plays everywhere. Tiki Tane, Tiki Tane, Megadeth.

1:01:43The Rolling Stones. Yeah, the Rolling Stones were there, which surprised me. Coldplay. Yeah, Coldplay. I went home when they came on.

1:01:50Keyzie:Yeah, same.

1:01:51Mike Minogue:Tom Petty.

1:01:52Keyzie:Oh, Tom Petty. Yeah, he was awesome. He's still got it, eh? He does.

1:01:56Mike Minogue:Well Hauraki.co.nz For more details Or text Dunedin to 3483 It's the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival Happening in November We will see you down there The Hauraki Big Show With Jace, Mike and Kesey Tune in weekdays at 4 On Radio Hauraki

1:02:11Keyzie:Big audio dynamite there On the Big Show Breakfast this Wednesday morning Let's get into a bit of TV chat What's on the telly With Mike Minogue

1:02:26Yeah! That's right. Last night I watched another episode of Bryn and Koo's Singles Club, which you can see there on YouTube, free of charge. Very good. They've gone to all sorts of different places. They had an episode, so this is Bryn Lee Stent and Cuda Forrester, the comedians, it's the second season of their show, the first one won Best Entertainment Show, possibly, at the TV Awards. and it's very, very good. In the first season they were talking about what it's like to be single as you're sort of getting older as a woman but very, very funny, very insightful, really lovely chat that they had as they travelled around the country going to various singles events.

1:03:06Now, Kura Forrester is pregnant during the show and Brinley Stent has got a partner but still wondering, does she go overseas? Does she stay back? All these sorts of things. They've been and met ex-boyfriends and had yarns with them about what their relationships were like at the time and travelled through Wellington. Last night's episode, episode five, they were over in Gisborne, which is where Kudu's Mariah is. So she met her cousin, auntie or two over there. Bloody beautiful. I haven't been to Gizzy for, man, 30-plus years. I've got to go.

1:03:37Keyzie:It's amazing, isn't it? Yeah, I'd love to go to Gizzy again. Yeah, we'll go and cop a load of that because it sounds really good. I'm going to start watching that tonight, I think. It's a great show. I give it four boozies out of it if possible. five. I'm not sure how many episodes are left, but yeah, it's there on YouTube. It's Bryn and Koo's Singles Club. Beautiful. Fellas, last night I watched an old classic movie called Bicycle Thieves. 1948 it was made. Wow. Is it Spanish? Yes. No. French. French. Yep. And no, actually Italian. There we go. Oh, is it the one That's in English? No. In post-war Rome, Antonio, a man desperate for work, is shattered when the bicycle he needs for his job is stolen.

1:04:29Keyzie:With the help of his son, Bruno, he sets out to find it. Sounds boring and tedious, doesn't it?

1:04:35Mike Minogue:Yeah.

1:04:36Keyzie:But I think it won a massive amount of awards, this particular movie, and it's one of those movies that is a really simple storyline, just beautifully told. Yeah. And I think it was a sort of heralded the start of sort of realism in film and so forth. Very sad, very moving. The little kid who plays Bruno is just outstanding. I mean, they're all outstanding. And I personally love seeing real life sort of footage of 1948, around that time period, of Italy and stuff like that. It's just a really simple story, beautifully done, beautifully acted and beautifully told. I'll give it four out of five busies.

1:05:15Mike Minogue:You simply must go. You simply must. What is it called? Bicycle Thieves. Bicycle Thieves. Jase, I have become hooked on Samsung TV. Yeah, man. Which is the thing that Jase always bangs on about. And it's the Korean channels. How good, eh? So I'm addicted to this Korean channel that follows food shows. And there's one called Street Food Fighter. It's a South Korean food travel show where chef host Bake Jong-won walks around street food markets. He was in Hong Kong and then he was in Bangkok and just walks into all these tiny little shops, orders the local stuff, talks to the chef, and then just eats it in front of you and just explains what it is.

1:05:54Mike Minogue:I watched three episodes in a row.

1:05:56Keyzie:Yeah, man.

1:05:57Mike Minogue:So good. Samsung TV, Street Food Fighter. I'm going to be delving through all those channels. I found the I Survived channel as well.

1:06:03Keyzie:Oh, how good.

1:06:04Mike Minogue:So I might watch an episode of that. Good. How you mocked, Keezy. How you mocked. I reckon. Yeah, it's pretty good. I like it. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

1:06:26Keyzie:Well there you go you mad bastards That's the Big Show Breakfast done and dusted today Now if you don't know this, you're new to the Big Show We do a bonus podcast called the Podcast Outro Which we record every morning before the show in this instance and every afternoon when we're doing the afternoon show before the show, it's just the fellas having a bit of a chinwag, really, isn't it? Yeah, a little bit of a gossip, a little bit of a catch-up about what's happened in the previous 23-ish hours, 20 hours, 18 hours.

1:06:53Mike Minogue:Can I just say that, especially while we're on the brekkie show, we're back to normal next week, but the outro as a warm-up is really crucial. It gets my brain working. Yes. I actually can talk at 6am sharp. It's funny because we come in here in the morning, Keezy's always sitting out at the table out there. He's doing a word search. Yeah. In the paper. Sometimes you come in, you're doing a little bit of colouring in. And he's not got a word to say. You're definitely still waking up, aren't you? Yeah, but it's because you come in very, very loud. That's the difference. What am I doing? Yeah, well, today you were sitting on the couch.

1:07:31It was the first time you'd already been here, actually, Jase. But you're in a much better... To me, it seems you're becoming accustomed to mornings.

1:07:39Mike Minogue:I'm adjusting. Yeah, and speaking of the couch, Mogi, the clip from today's podcast, which comes out a little later on, is entitled Couch Time. I was drinking a beer on the couch and playing PlayStation. I was actually stoked.

1:07:52Keyzie:With your little button mushroom rolling to the side.

1:07:58Keyzie:That's funny. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

1:08:04Mike Minogue:What is that? Why is that? It needs to be mentioned. Because of the truth. You've got no pants on. Oh, my nude. Is that what it is? Yeah, totally. Oh, I had no idea. For me, it was the lolling. It was the lolling to the side. But for me, it was like, I'm literally just talking about sitting on the couch. And then Jay starts talking about my downstairs. It was very confusing.

1:08:30Keyzie:Mogi, straight off to work for you. Yeah, I think so, man. I'd go home and have some breakfast with the old farno there. It was quite good because it's school holidays, so my daughter's at home. but yeah, and then ripping into some work, fellas. I've got to say, I'm loving it. I'm loving the mornings. Good stuff, mate. What about you, Keezy?

1:08:47Mike Minogue:I've got a quiet one today. I've got some tradies coming around to my house to do some repairs, and then, to be honest, I'm just going to maybe have a nap, maybe go for a walk, maybe go for a ride on my motorbike. I haven't decided yet.

1:08:59Keyzie:Brum, brum.

1:09:00Mike Minogue:Jase, what about you, man?

1:09:01Keyzie:Same for me, actually, Keezy. We've got tradies coming around today as well. Get them over and done with and then wander around the city aimlessly

1:09:08Mike Minogue:with my wife. Obviously, we'll all be listening to Bec Sandys and the Hodaki Day Show. Oh, yeah. Of course.

1:09:13Keyzie:Of course. Hey, you take care out there. We'll be back same time again tomorrow. Till then, goodbye.