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15:05Jase:Awesome. Thanks, fellas. Get on your breath. And the merch pack is bloody good. It is bloody good, actually, Calvin. So you won't go home empty-handed, man. We'll send you over to Pugson. He'll sort you out. That's the first person to not come up with the five tools.

15:16Keyzie:I think in those sort of time-pressured situations, people panic. I reckon just isolate, just write them down as you're going quickly, and then bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. But that's right.

15:27Jase:There's no rules around this, are there? So you can do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. The good news is we can split that five-piece kit, fellas,$1 ,900. Man, sweet. Of course, this is all thanks to ITM and the Toolbox Top Up Sale. It's on right now, October and November. You can stock up on the hottest tools and score exclusive deals you won't find anywhere else, so make sure you get stuck in. Now, fellas, I'd just like to do a quick apology as well before we move on. Sure, man. As you should. Yeah, yeah. Listen, the pressure got to me a wee bit there, live radio and all that, and I did a solicit, which is when you tell people to call us on 0800 Hauraki, and it sounded terrible.

16:05so if you missed it this is what it sounded like give us a call now on 0800 we'll test your memory and if you remember to if you can remember five of the tools you'll get that sweet tool

16:18Keyzie:that is a shocker

16:19Jase:imagine being able to get that sweet tool yeah the sweet tool if you can remember the five tools you get that sweet tool but the thing was I knew the post was coming the start of the singing and the song and I just looked over at it I saw I had three seconds and I hadn't said what I needed to say.

16:36Keyzie:Well, you did what Kelvin did and you panicked under pressure. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah. You panicked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I panicked. We can talk about that off air, Keezy. Really? A few tips for that. Have you? Yeah, man. In the meantime, he's faith no more. I've got a tip for you. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The exponents there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon, the time 4.53. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

17:11Keyzie:Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

17:15Jase:Yes, yeah.

17:16Keyzie:Oh, yeah.

17:17Jase:Oh, yeah. I watched another episode of Slow Horses last night, Fells. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it really until I get to the end. You know what I mean? But it's Gary Oldman. It's on Disney. Yeah, it's on Apple TV. Apple TV. It's the fifth season. It's very good. You should watch it. It's very good. Very, very good.

17:33Keyzie:I like it. I watched Sister Wives, the new season. It's about a, is it polymarriage? What's it called? Polyamory. Polyamory, is it? He's got four wives. Three of them have divorced him. Oh, God. And it's just turning into an absolute crap show because the other three wives felt that the wife that he's still with, that he favoured her, which is always a problem, of course, in those types of relationships. I always found that. And they've all gone, oh, he was always over at her place. Yeah. And she was the newest wife.

18:09Jase:Of course.

18:10Keyzie:And she's quite a nice person, and she's just finding it all very upsetting. Oh. And they go and speak to her like a counsellor. Sure. And then they just bitch and moan about their lives. Yeah. And how terrible he was to them. He's like a narcissistic kind of dude. Is it Jeff Daniels? No. It's all about him. It's all about him. Of course it is. He's got seven wives. Four. Three of whom have divorced him. Come on, Casey. I added them together. And he somehow turns every story into how it's really hard on him. Yeah. And they vowed never to talk about sex on the show, and yet it seems to always end up talking about sex, which is why I watch it.

18:54It's like us vowing to not talk about filth.

18:57Jase:Yeah. Yes. Or I'll bring up some kind of a health complaint, and then Jase, you'll come in over the top and always make it about how things are harder for you.

19:06Keyzie:Yeah, true. Actually, this is like Sister Wives in here. It is. It is a little bit. I haven't done that today. No, you haven't. You've been very good. You're why? That's because you've got a serious illness going on. Very good. Mogi's got kidney stones, if you just joined us. Are they in a state or something where that's legal? Yeah, America. It's not legal in America, is it? Yes, it is. Really? Yes. Really? Yes. All of America. Oh, not all of America. A majority of America, it's legal in most states, yes. Because I know that in Utah, for example... Utah, they love it. They used to love it. Do they not love it anymore?

19:45And then law came in, federal law, saying that they couldn't have polyamorous relationships, so the people that did have them... Yeah, I can't remember the exact...

19:52Keyzie:In previous seasons, they've had a bit of drama on that front, in terms of it being legal or not being legal, and they've had to do a few shifty things. You're right, Moggy. And then they talk about sex again. Moggy's looking it up, which is handy, just because I want to know which state to move to.

20:07Jase:Jase is spot on. According to my research, it is illegal in all 50 states of the US. So you've nailed that, Jase. Thanks, man. So you were 100 % incorrect.

20:18Keyzie:You couldn't have been more wrong. Isn't there 51 states?

20:22Jase:Oh, God. Well, you don't even know how many of them are allowed polyamory, man. I'm not going to get into Googling the States.

20:29Keyzie:Well, I don't know what the show, I mean, they're in that relationship, so I guess they're breaking the law. Yeah. They must be. Which adds even more drama. 4.9 buzies. Out of five, really? Yeah. That's your rating? Yeah, totally, man. Do you actually enjoy it? No, I don't really watch it that much. It's only when my wife watches it. Yeah, right, okay. Then I go, oh, I can't be bothered. Because I got served an ad the other day for The Secret Wives of Mormon Sisters or something, and it was these seven women who are all Mormons and they're housewives, and then they've started going on TikTok. I think it might have been on three now I got served the ad, and I was just like, that looks like garbage.

21:09Yeah, you'll watch it. But Jase will be watching it. We're giving it four busies out of five.

21:13Keyzie:Four but nine busies, Gizzi. Hey, coming up after five, Thursday Throbber Fiji edition. Ooh. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

21:31Jase:It's the Hauraki Big Shows. Thursday. Thromba.

21:37Keyzie:Doosh, doosh. Oh, fellas, where are you, man? We were going to do this tomorrow, but then it was just like a lot of admin. And old Pugs son, we were talking before, I've never seen a more stressed out, and it's like, let's just do it today. Can I say Pugs is already at the airport? He's already got his feet up. He's on the beach. He's had enough. He's a shocking bastard. And he's expecting us to take our own headphones. What's that about? Because Jase is saying Pugs is really freaking out, and you're saying his head's not in the game.

22:07Jase:Well, it's not in the game. He's at the beach. He's at the beach. He's a shocking bastard.

22:11Keyzie:He was so stressed out. He just threw a fit and left.

22:15Jase:He's angry because he wants to be on the beach. Look at him. He's got sunscreen on. So now Jase is saying that he's left, and you're saying look at him like he's there. He's not even here. Oh, I'm so confused. Why are we doing this on Thursday, man? That's whack.

22:29Keyzie:Well, because as I said, Pugs is really stressed out. There was a lot of admin around the old throbber, so we're just going to do it today. All right, well, if you're going to be angry about it, you want to go first then? Yeah, sure.

22:42Keyzie:All right.

22:49Keyzie:Swing, irons. What do you mean, islands? Swing islands, yeah. Can you explain that? You know the old hula? That's Hawaiian. Oh, let me see your hips swing.

22:57Jase:Yeah, I'm with you there. That's Hawaiian. It's a long bow, man, but you've had a rough year with the asterisks. True. Tell you what, the weather's not looking good for the four days that we're there. It's not. I hope there's not a sandstorm. That doesn't make it. Woo! That doesn't make it.

23:18Oh, my God.

23:24God, that's a tune. You forget how good that is. It's funny because the weather isn't looking good. Yeah, that's right. I was like, what? I don't know any songs called Rain.

23:36Tell you what.

23:41The weather might be average here. It's lovely here at the moment. There's a horrible breeze here at the moment. Have you noticed that? No. Do you know what the breeze is like in Fiji?

23:55Summer breeze

24:07The summery.

24:09Keyzie:Is it summery breeze? Is that the name of the film? It's called summer breeze. Oh, it's a great show. Screaking guitars. Have you never heard this song? Yeah, probably. I don't understand my soul. You decide, New Zealand. Give us a call. 0800-HODAK. In the meantime, let's have a bit of Arctic Monkeys. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

24:32Jase:It's the Hauraki Big Show. Thursday. For Obama. Doosh, doosh. Should we get a new version of that sting or is that... That's as good as it gets, man. That's voiced by a professional voice artist. Can you do the voice? Thursday.

24:51Keyzie:And I think also what's happening here on the sting front Is that someone's getting waylaid with Reburger stings

24:57Jase:You know what I mean? And hasn't got time to do the other things That are a key remit of his job

25:02Keyzie:Like updating the sort of throbber sting, for example

25:06Jase:Or packing all the headphones in his suitcase And taking all the shirts with him to feed you

25:10Keyzie:And all the shirts, yeah I love because he's not even listening And you guys just going in on him And he literally is having another conversation He doesn't care No, well that's what I mean We're talking about Pugsunk He's thrown his arms up in the air and gone, I'm done with this. I'm going to Fiji tomorrow. You guys sort it out. Jase, what song did you choose for the Thursday Throbber Fiji edition? Hip Swing, Savage.

25:34Keyzie:Swing. Tune, man. Hip Swing is not the name of the song. It's just swing. No, it's Hip Swing. No, it's not. It's swing. It's called Hip Swing. Do you want to bet on this? Yeah. How much? Five bucks. Fifty bucks. Five bucks. Okay, you coward.

25:50Jase:All right. I've gone with...

26:05Jase:I should point out it's a Fiji theme in case we haven't. Yeah, I said Fiji. Oh, you did great.

26:09Keyzie:And Sandstorm. I've noticed you've gone very nightclub-y with your music lately.

26:14Jase:I have. It's just a coincidence. Today, all I was doing was going on Spotify and just searching keywords. I went ocean. I almost had Pearl Jam ocean. I had sea, seaside, and then I went sand, and then that came up. It was like, yeah, man. I should have done reef. Place your hands. Yeah, damn it. But instead, you've gone with this absolute nightmare of a tune. Summer breeze, man.

26:41Summer breeze.

26:50Keyzie:Makes me feel fine, man. Yeah, man. That's a tune. I like that song. G'day, Miles, you mad bastard. How's life? G'day, fellas. Here he is. Very well, thanks. How's it getting on? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Good, good, good. We're going to Fiji tomorrow, Miles. Oh, that's riveting stuff, isn't it? Yeah, suck on that, Miles. What do you reckon, man? What are you going for? No, I'll tell you what, guys. That hip swing is an absolute slapper, isn't it? Really? The way that he raps with authority. I think TZ's had another absolute stinker. What's going on with that, Chase? Miles. Who do you usually get such a comment?

27:33Okay, so is that a vote for Jase? Who are you voting for, man? I'm locking it in, fellas. Hip swing. All right, Jase. Yeah, okay, it's a vote for Jase. Okay, good on you, mate.

27:44Keyzie:G'day, Josh, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good. How are you, fellas? Yeah, good. Good, thanks, Josh. What are you going for there, Josh? Well, I tell you what, I'm definitely not going for Keezy. I'm still swimming over as Freebird, so I'm going to go with Hoody J. Hey, douche, douche.

27:57Jase:Here he is. Oh, yeah, nice. Just like that, man. Good on you, Josh. Thanks, mate. Have a good day, eh? Good stuff, fellas. Love you, man. Love you, Josh. Keezy, you've taken that well, man. What do you mean? Well, you've copped a few losses lately, man. Let's be honest. What's the name of the song we go into, Jase? Hip Swing It's called Swing Give me that five bucks 3483, by the way What do you think of today's Thursday throbber? The Hauraki Big Show Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki Yes, indeed, the red Hot

28:28Keyzie:Chilli Peppers here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show This Thursday afternoon The time, incidentally, if you care 25 minutes past five o 'clock I've got a bone to pit

28:41Keyzie:Now, Keezy and I, Mogey, had a round of golf today. Don't worry about the score. It's not important. And Keezy, along the way, because I forgot to bring something to eat. Before you tell the story, he didn't eat breakfast. He didn't bring any food. And then he was bitching the whole time about being tired.

29:00Jase:Did you solve it? I hope you solved it for him.

29:02Keyzie:Tried to. Well, this is where my bone to pick is. Well, I don't know. it's a weird one whether it's a bone to pick or not actually because I was kind of delighted about the idea of it as well and anyway we were playing we were on about the 15th hole or something like that and then Kesey with a big smile on his dial there was going Jase please have this cookie have half of it yeah have some of this cookie my wife made it and I went oh yeah hang on a minute

29:30Jase:were you on the horns of a dilemma given

29:34Keyzie:well I I guess I was because Kesey was getting so worked up about the fact that I was starving to death on the golf course. Yeah, he cares, man. Yeah, well, I know he cares. I've got a theory that Jase intentionally does stuff so he can bitch about it. Oh, you know what I mean? Oh, my God, I'm so hungry. It's like, eat something, have some cookie. It's got this great little golfing relationship going on. It's really great. I enjoy it. Anyway, so he said, have half of this cookie. It's one of my wife's cookies. And I went, okay, Keezy. His exact words were, okay, but I'm reviewing it on the radio.

30:11I was like, fine, man, whatever you need.

30:13Keyzie:Can I just say, Mogi, bloody delicious, moist. Oh, you can say it. It had chocolate chips all through it. Sure. It was quite a butty kind of. It was. It is. A very butty biscuit.

30:26Jase:A mouthful.

30:28Keyzie:It was a mouthful. No, Mogi, it was a very butty biscuit.

30:31Jase:Oh, butty.

30:32Keyzie:Butty. And anyway, Keezy has this big smile on his face. And I went, what's so funny? And he goes, they're my wife's lactation biscuits. And I was like, excuse me? And he said, they're my wife's lactation biscuits. And I went, so you're telling me that there's buzzy milk in here? No, that's not what they are. She doesn't make it with buzzy milk. Where would she get buzzy milk from?

31:00Jase:Well, it's to make you lactate. It's, yeah. So this is how we find out. What? No, don't. Keezy. No, don't. Finally done it. Now, I know you wanted to do it the right way, brother, and here you are. You have got a marriage. You've waited the right amount of time. You've done your travel. You've got that out of your system, and now we're going to have a little Keezy crawling around the joint. No, we're not. First of all, if I was to have a little Keezy, I don't. I know. I got quite emotional. Can I just say, I'm not having a little – why did I pay the applause? I'm not having a kid. Okay, this is the fourth time you've announced that I'm having a child on the show.

31:35Keyzie:Well, your wife's making lactation, Bickies. Yes, for her friends that are lactating. And they're not Bickies that make you lactate. And they're not made with buzzy milk.

31:43Jase:How come you've got lactation biscuits in your golf bag? So basically, right, my wife's friends and my friends, whenever they have a newborn, she'll whip up a delicious batch of lactation cookies. And a lot of my friends who we've given these to are like, well, I need the recipe. They are delicious. And what they are, I believe they might have a bit of milk powder or something, but basically it gives you energy and it helps. Right. It helps you produce when you are lactating.

32:08Keyzie:Can I tell you about the 17th hole? I had sauces around my nips. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just leaking all over the shop. It was pissing out of me. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki. Lincoln Park there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. And as you know, we're going to Fiji. There was a prize winner for this. None other than the man himself, Nolsey, who's going to be joining us in Fiji tomorrow. Nolsey, you mad bastard. How's life? I'm good, thanks, boys. Bula. Bula. How fizzed up are you for the trip, Nolsey? I'm pretty pumped, mate. It's just out the gate.

32:50Hell yeah, man.

32:51Jase:You and I have been messaging each other on the side, haven't we, Nolsey? We've become quite close since you've won this competition. and you can't quite believe how somebody like yourself, a deadbeat, a scumbag, has managed to win such a prestigious competition.

33:07Keyzie:I always took the approach, Mogi, that one day for being a good bastard it'll pay divvies. Yeah, yeah, feckle. Hey, incidentally, Nolsey, who are you bringing with you? My brother-in-law. Okay, is he a weapon? He's a good fellow. He's got a huge honker on him too. Oh! So he'll fit right in. Now we're talking. And so what's his name, sorry, Nolsey? He's Nathan. Nathan Lander. Lander. Oh, Lansy.

33:33Jase:Oh, Lando. Lander. They call him Cheesetits. They call him Cheesetits. Cheesetits. That sounds like a massive compliment. I look forward to finding out why.

33:44Keyzie:Tell me, Nolsey, is old Cheesetits any good at golf?

33:47Jase:He is, actually, mate. He's been playing a lot of golf lately. He's a mortgage broker, but I think he's a mortgage broker that plays a bit of golf or other way around, maybe.

33:55Keyzie:We have played a bit of golf and does a bit of mortgage broking. Yeah, right.

33:58Jase:He'll try and save you some cash on the weekend. Now, Nolsey, you were telling me the other day that you haven't been playing bugger all. You said you're going absolute garbage. You went out for a quick nine, and you hit 46, I think it was, 47. That's fantastic. That's right. I just wanted to get that across to the fellas here because they think anything under 60 is pretty bloody good. Well, I think this golf course we're playing at, Mogi, is going to be quite tough. But, yeah, 48 was the number, but my 10-year-old beat me.

34:29Keyzie:Wow. Well, let's be honest. Not little, Nolsey. The good news is I think we're all going to butcher the course. But it'll be just a privilege to play on such a beautiful course, Nolsey.

34:40Jase:Oh, it'll be outstanding, Jase. Can't wait.

34:42Keyzie:Yeah, I'm looking forward to meeting you, mate, because old Mogi's been telling us all the stories about Nolsey, and I just want to find out if they're true or not.

34:50Jase:Well, most of them are, but there's a lot about Mogi you don't know either. Oh, perfect. The main stuff I've been focusing on is, Nolsey, if they look you in the eye, you just start swinging. Those days are gone, Mike. Those days are gone.

35:07Keyzie:Hey, Nolsey, good on you, mate. Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow. She's going to be a good time, brother. Cheers, lads. Can't wait. See you in the morning. Yeah, man. Hey, and give our love to Cheesetits, would you? Well, you can see them in the morning. Keasy can ask him why. Bloody ripper, mate. See you tomorrow. See you, boys. See you, boys. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Talking heads there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening.

35:35Jase:Hey, fellas, I had a weird thing happen to me today. Actually, it was sort of an encounter of the hoody jizzbot type, you know? Yes. One of those ones where I'm just wandering down the street, minding my own business, mind you, and somebody screams out at me out of the blue. going past in their car, and they leaned out the window. Well, not their whole body, but just their heads. Just their heads, yes. And shouted out, Mogey, you effing oompa loompa, what are you up to? Oh, wow. So that's how I knew he was talking to me because of Mogey. Mogey, that part of it, yeah, yeah. But the bit I didn't get was the oompa loompa bit because I'm not the short one in the team.

36:11Jase:That's you, Jizzbock. Oh, yeah, definitely. Comparatively, not compared to some people, but just in our group. Oh, I am a short ass, that's for sure. Oh, I don't know about that. Well, I mean, so he said, Mogey, you Oompa Loompa. Yes. And then I thought, jeez, what? And I sort of waved out, yeah, good on you, you're back, man. All right. But I was confused. Right, about why he was calling you an Oompa Loompa. Oompa Loompa. Yeah, right. You haven't worked in like a chocolate factory at any stage? No. Okay. No. And I thought maybe it's the hair hat thing that you guys were running for a while because they wear those funny little wigs.

36:42Jase:Yeah. I sing, but I don't think Oompa Loompa would be the -

36:45Keyzie:Were you singing as you were walking along? No.

36:47Jase:No, no. Because you sometimes do that. I do do. Yes. I do do. You don't think it's that massive spray tan you've just had, do you? In prep for feed jet mogi. But you can't even notice it. Yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, yeah. Can I? I'll be honest with you. Can I? Yeah, I'll be honest. I woke up this morning and I thought, Jesus, that's a bit darker than I am. Yeah, right. So when you go in for a spray tan, do they show you like a rosine colour chart? Yeah, it's like a colour chart. Do they have a sort of grey? I'll tell you what happened was, because I've only ever done it before once, and that was going to Europe, Kesey.

37:25Jase:You weren't here for that one. I was already in Europe. That one was bloody beautiful. Wow. And I said, I'll just have that one again because I keep it on record. Right. And all you're doing is just taking the foul grey pallor out of your skin. Sure. You know, that's all you're doing. And so I went along, a different woman this time, and she laid it on me. And then when I was finished, because you have to do it, Keezy, you're nude except for a male G. A little thong. Which just sort of covers over your C's and B's. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then I came out and she said, oh, look, I'm bloody sorry, but I've given you the 16 instead of the 12.

38:06Jase:I said, what does that mean? She said, that's a really dark one. And I said, oh, great. And she said, no, it's fine. You just don't leave it on for quite as long. You just leave it on for probably half an hour less. I was like, oh, well, good as gold. Well, that'll be fine, won't it? And yet here I am now waking up and thinking to myself, Jesus, I'm down there glowing. And I'm getting screamed at walking down the street. People shouting out to me, I look like an Oompa Loompa. You look super healthy. You know what I mean? So healthy. But it might be the kidneys are contributing to it as well. Yeah, liver failure, kidney failure, all that stuff.

38:40Jase:Yeah, actually yellow. Yeah. And what happened when you got home? What did they think of it? Like Willy Wonka?

38:49Did you ask your wife about it? What did she say?

38:52Jase:Well, no, I got home and she said, are you going to get one done? And I said, it's already been done. All right. I'll tell you what, she's going to notice when I get home tonight. It takes a while to bed in, Jase.

39:03Keyzie:Yeah, I was going to say, is there filth all over the sheets and stuff?

39:06Jase:No, no, no more than usual. You know what I'm saying?

39:12The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

39:18Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday is going along very nicely indeed. You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that'll change the game. It was a big day of golf, wasn't it? This beach, this Fijian beach, beautiful sand. The only thing that can make it any better would be some scrubbed Italy umptious crave-worthy street food from our mates at Red Burger. Excuse me. Do you know if they have... Sorry. Excuse me. Yeah? Do you know if they have Red Burger in Fiji? Because I just... I really love some. Oh, I'm not sure, sorry.

40:00Well, can you find out, please? For goodness sake, it's so... Yeah!

40:10Pug spent about three hours on that, and I tell you what, worth every beer. Oh, yeah, yeah. Absolutely, man. That was just majestic. Have you noticed that all the guys that he's recording for these have got really weird voices, like really high or really high? Yeah, yeah.

40:22Jase:But it's witness protection. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, yeah. So he has to do that same thing so people don't recognize their voices.

40:28Keyzie:Oh, I see. Was that another Vox Poppy scenario, was it? Yeah. Or was he just happened to be on a beach in Fiji and caught that? Yeah. Yeah, nice. He caught that. Huge news regarding Reburger fellas. Tonight, my wife will be losing her Reburger virginity. Oh. Because I'm picking some up on the way home. Good on you, man. Hendo? No, I'll be going to the Grey Lynn one. Okay. And I've basically told her, hey, look at the menu and tell me what you'd like. She doesn't like burgers. She's not huge on burgers.

40:58Jase:Bit of burger and a nice horror movie for her tonight. Yeah. So she's looked at the burgers. She's chosen a chicken one. Just the basic chicken one. I think it's, oh no, she's chosen the Queen Chick, right? Which is the standard beautiful chicken burger. She's also gone to the supermarket and bought some ingredients to make a nice side salad. I'm going to get a double stack meat patty burger with loaded fries. That's the one, man. Yeah, man. Good stuff, Keezy. I can't wait for that.

41:24Keyzie:Good stuff. Hey, coming up, by the way, we've got a bit of admin to get through. We do. Like on-air admin? Yeah, on-air admin. and off-air admin. Oh. Here's Pearl Jam. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. You two there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. Hey, fellas, do you like Fijian music, man?

41:54Yeah.

41:55Jase:This is a Western. Yeah, what's that? This is Fijian.

42:02So we'll be listening to music like this tomorrow when we're in Fiji.

42:06Jase:I've never heard that kind of music before. Neither have I. Fijian music. But I've been to Fiji many times. Oh, really? Yeah, I've never heard that music. Really? That's weird. That is odd. Just quickly, though, some admin we need to get through. Oh. What time are we arriving at the airport? We're going 6am. 6am, mate. Fly out at 8. Yeah.

42:23Keyzie:I might be there at like 10. 2, 6, possibly 10 past, depending. Right.

42:30Jase:Sweet. I'll see you through the other side. I'm going straight to security. That's the meeting place, right? You go on the other side of security. On the other side, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We thinking beers? Well, we've got a show to do that day. Yeah, but not until, like, what time is it? Four. It's hours later.

42:48Keyzie:Are you talking, like, six in the morning?

42:50Jase:It could be ten. No, the show's not six in the morning. That'd be if we're on breakfast. Yeah, we're on drive, Jase. Yeah, it wouldn't be for ten hours. Plus, they were behind, so eleven hours. Yeah, so if we had a few beers responsibly at the airport. Yeah. Because we're going away, big deal. And then by the time we get to Fiji, have a little nap. You know, you get through your hangover. I don't really do naps.

43:10Keyzie:Or you can drink through. And my idea, you know, when I'm overseas, is I like to go and explore and check. I mean, I want to pound beersies and go and have a nap when I get there. Well, what the hell are you coming on this trip for, man? Is that what you guys are going to do, just pound beersies and have naps? So I'm going to pound Beersies for like two hours, then I'll have like a two-hour nap. Yeah. And then I'll pound Beersies for two hours. All of this responsibly, by the way, especially the napping.

43:33Jase:Well, the thing is, there's a couple of hours before the flight starts, right? That's right. So you've got like three hours to pound Beers. And then the flight. And then the flight. At six in the morning. And then there's like, well, six till nine. And then there's sort of the last couple of hours of the flight to sober up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you land, then you go to duty free, and then you've got an hour trip to the hotel, and you pound a bowl of bodies. Obviously, all of this responsibly. Responsibly. I cannot stress that enough. And then I'll have a little nap. There was pounds of beers.

44:00Have a nap. Do the show. I might have a nap in the five to six hour in the show. But then don't worry, in the four to five hour, in the six to seven, I'll be pounding beers. Responsibly. Responsibly. Like so responsibly. Yeah. Yeah. So I just wanted to check that admin off. Also, update.

44:15Jase:And I might have an espresso at some point as well just to wake up. Yeah.

44:19Keyzie:Well, I'll have a coffee.

44:21Jase:Espresso martini.

44:21Keyzie:And probably a muffin at the airport there. And then when we get there, I'll go for a walk around the resort, check it out. Maybe go for a nice rejuvenating swim. Then I'll have another coffee, maybe a little two-time of eight. Then I'll come back, wake you up from your nana naps.

44:42Jase:No. No, you can't.

44:44Keyzie:That'll throw my whole rhythm off. I mean, Pugs won't be having nana naps, because he's a backbun. He doesn't need nana naps. No, he'll just power on through responsibly. And I'm sure Nolsey will be with me. Yeah. Yes, okay. We just wanted to lock all that in. Then I'll go to the salad bar, get a nice fresh salad. Is there a salad bar? And then be all fired up for the show with herbs and vegetables filtering through my system. Can you please say responsibly? Responsibly. Because I don't want to get in trouble for overindulging in veggies. No.

45:24Keyzie:We're going to have a pizza party over there. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Bush there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. And every voice break we do, fellas, one step closer, eh? Eh? One step closer to the old Fiji. We've only got like two left after this one. What? Then we're in Fiji, man, just like that. Well, I mean, we won't be immediately there after this. We've got one more sleep. One more sleep to get through. Right, okay. Though if I'm being honest, I probably won't sleep that much. Why not? Well, because I'm never good getting up.

46:01Keyzie:When I know I have to get up really early, it tends to ruin my sleep.

46:06Jase:I'll sleep like a baby, man. I'll sleep pretty good except for my, you know, kidney stones. Your kidney stone. Oh, wow, did you say stone? Yeah. Like a diamond. Oh, yes.

46:16Keyzie:It is a little bit like a diamond. an$8 ,000 diamond engagement ring, which is what we've got on offer thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. If you head to hodaki.co.nz, you can register yourself there for a Hodaki nudge pad, which is a special Hodaki knee pad if you need to send a message to a certain someone about dropping one knee. And just by doing that, you're in the draw to also win an$8 ,000 diamond engagement ring. And we've got some little details on some people that are keen on the engagement ring there, fellas. Yeah, great. Here we go. My partner and I have been together since college. He always teases me about proposing but never sacks up and does it.

46:53This would be the perfect excuse to finally get that knee dirty. So this person is obviously wanting to be proposed to. Yes. Yeah. And is going to get the nudge pad for the partner and hope that he is then going to drop the knee and hope that he will also win a diamond engagement ring. Right.

47:08Keyzie:That sounds good. I mean, I was also thinking too we could send up two nudge pads, you know, because some people might be in a scenario where they're literally begging now. Yeah, I think so. They've left it so long that the partner's gone, actually, I'm not interested. So they have to get on both knees and beg.

47:23Jase:I think they actually do send out. I think it is a two-pack. Is it a twin-pack, Geezy? Yes, it is a twin-pack. It might be, yes. We've seen them. They're bloody grass, man.

47:30Keyzie:And then you can use the knee pads later on for a bit of gardening and stuff. Yeah, when you're gardening. Yeah, yeah. Here's another one. It's not so much that I need a nudge. I bought a cheap ring many moons ago, and it's looking pretty tired. We always said we'd get married after buying a house, which we did a year ago, but there's no money left for a proper ring or wedding, but hey, a nice ring is pretty much married, right? Am I right? Yeah. So these people are already pretty much engaged. Yeah. Yeah, well, you see a lot of people in this scenario, you know, might be a little bit cash strapped.

48:05Keyzie:So how perfect would it be to win an$8 ,000 ring and not worry about the cash side of it?

48:10Jase:The beauty of it is it's kind of calling the bluff because it could be that the guy's like, oh, look, I'd love to, babe, but not till I can afford to get you a grouse ring. A decent ring. A ring that you deserve. Yes. And then if they win this, it's like, oh, no, it's not the ring. I just don't love you. And then they'll know. Yeah, it's such a good point, Mogi. If you are in the market for an engagement ring, head to Diamonds on Richmond. Everyone purchased in October. If you tell them you were sent by Hauraki, they'll actually give you a complimentary pair of diamond earrings. How good is that, man?

48:41The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

48:45Keyzie:I really am there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show as we edge ever nearer, fellas. Ever nearer. Ever nearer. By the way, have you guys packed yet? Nah. No, I'll pack this evening. Yeah, tonight. I've still got some stuff in the dryer. Nice, man. Just drying off. Fellas, I've got some breaking news.

49:04This is breaking news. Just a little update on the financial situation. heading into Fiji. We're going to Fiji tomorrow. Easy. When you hear the show tomorrow, we'll be broadcasting from Fiji, from the Intercontinental Golf Resort and Spa. As you know, I run a pretty elaborate bank account set up. I've got, you know, your utilities account, your savings account, about a million different accounts. We've got like a sports account for if we decide to start playing social sports. So my golf membership comes out of that. My wife's touch team subs comes out of that. I've also got a fun account, which every week we get transferred money, my wife and I.

49:43$200. No, it's not. It's just over$100. And that is our fun account. So if you want to buy piss, or sorry, alcohol responsibly, if you want to go to the pub with your mates, if you want to treat yourself to anything, Eat Takeaways comes out of the fun account. I've been saving. Guess how much money is in my fun account heading into Fiji?

50:05Jase:$120. Close. $90. $400. Whee! $400, man. Fun boy. I know, fun boy. The drinks are on keezy. And so I called a meeting with my wife this morning, and I said, hey, I'm thinking of putting my money in my fun account towards my Fiji cocktails and that. And then she said, oh, I've just got to run the numbers a wee bit and just double-check you don't owe any money to the credit card. And then, yeah, I'll be happy to sign off on that. Cool, cool. How exciting is that? Well, I hope all things going well with the credit card, yeah.

50:37Keyzie:Yeah, yeah. And it's good news for us. Old Keezy's paying. Well, no, I'm not paying for you. Absolutely not. But you're loaded, man. $400, man. Wow. But I've just checked the Shouting the Big Show account. What are you going to do on day two? Well, I thought that would kind of last me the whole weekend.

50:56Jase:Nah. Really?

50:58Keyzie:Nah. Come on, Keezy.

50:59Jase:Come on, man. Wake up. Wake up, man. Well, how much are you guys going to spend on this? He probably won't wake up. He'll be having a nana nap. where you still wake up from a nap. Otherwise, I'll be dead. Jase, that's a really stupid thing to say.

51:17Jase:Free up a bit of room on that credit card, man. That's my advice to you. What's your room number again? I haven't got it yet. Just run a tab. I haven't got it yet, Moggy. God, I'm in a hur of a mood now. I'm going to Fiji tomorrow. This sucks. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

51:42Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad masters. That's a big show done and dusted this Thursday evening. In the podcast outro today... You sound so weird. In the podcast outro today, it was very much focused on Mogi's medical ailments from recollection. What's the clip there, Keezy? This clip is called Stones, which I think is about Mogi's kidney stones. Go, Ness.

52:05Jase:I just thought it'll pass, and then it got to the point I was like, ah, f***, I think I have to go to the hospital. She goes, do you want to get an ambulance? I was like, nah, an ambulance is more good. So we jumped in the elevator because we were staying in apartments. By the time I got to the bottom floor, I said, get me a f***ing ambulance, man, this is out of the gate. It's a true story, that. And then the ambulance said, nah. That's the first time that I had it. What? Yeah. Yeah. So that's not you currently? That's not this time. That was six years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But if you're just joining us, Mogey's about to go to Fiji with kidney stones.

52:37Jase:Do you know what I'm hoping, fellas? This has just sort of dawned on me, but the pain was much worse on Monday and Tuesday. Yes. So what I'm hoping is that I've actually had the kidney stones in their past. Yes. Already. That's my dream. That would be great.

52:50Keyzie:Wouldn't that be great? And it's just peripheral bruising from the passing, maybe. That's right. That's the discomfort now.

52:56Jase:The only thing I haven't had is pain down the groin. I can't remember if you get pain down the groin as the kidney stone makes its way to the urethra. You'd think so. You would think so. I can't remember it, though. Yeah, so, well, who knows? Maybe once it gets small enough to get out of the kidney, then it's smooth sailing after that. Yeah, with the powerful urine stream. That's what I've heard, man. Yeah, that's what you've heard. Yeah, I Googled it.

53:18Keyzie:Hey, now listen, New Zealanders, we've been banging on about. We apologise for that because a lot of people are just going to work tomorrow. We're going to Fiji. Yeah, I don't know. But we are going to be doing the show from Fiji. so make sure you tune in to tomorrow. Also, we'll be doing a few podcasts over there too, fellas. Oh, yes. So make sure you tune in to those because I have a feeling there'll be some antics. I hope so. Semantics.

53:40Jase:Semantics. Semantics. Or some antics. Yeah. Samantha. Not semantics. But until then, have a great night.

53:48Keyzie:We'll see you later.