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21:19Keyzie:Can I just take issue with what you said there, Keezy, about when the Warriors struggle when they're playing in other areas in New Zealand? Frankly, they struggle at Mount Smart as well. James, come on, man. We've talked about their home record. James. It's a shocking bastard. You're a shocking bastard. All right, Charlie, before we let you go, mate, of course, we need to know who is your player of the round brought to you, of course, by Portaking. The Porta King player of the round, fellas, goes to Aaron Clark. I thought he was just super strong through the middle, super girthy and just straight up and down.

21:50Hell, yeah. That's what we love.

21:51Keyzie:Kind of like how you used to be in your heyday, eh, Gubby? Yeah, Oity. Come on. Nah, Gubby's still girthy, though, man. Don't worry about that. Yeah, I'm sure. Hey, thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, you've got a bit of bend in me. Yeah, boy. Thanks for joining us, Charlie. We'll speak to you next week, all right? See you, fellas. See you, mate. What do you talk next week, please? Okay, we'll do. We'll try. And don't forget, if you're in Wellington and you need a Port-A-Loo, hit up Port-A-King. They'll get you sorted. Yeah. Beautiful, mate. In the meantime, here's She-Hart. The Hauraki Big Show.

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22:24Keyzie:The dudes there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.52. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

22:39Yeah! G'day fellas. Over the weekend I watched on Netflix a film called Apex. Apex. It's called Apex there and it's got old mate, what's her name, Charlize Theron. Oh yes. And Taron Egerton who played Elton John in the best biopic ever made. Very good. Rocket Man. Rocket Man. And it's a story of a woman played by Charlize Theron. Oh, yes. She's a mad dog, you know. She likes going mountain climbing and all that sort of stuff. She's out there with her partner, Eric Banner. He's in it. But spoiler alert, he dies real soon, real quick. He's the Aussie chap. He's an Aussie chap. The Incredible Hulk.

23:22Yeah, Chopper. Uncle Chop Chop. Uncle Chop Chop. Anyway, she's a bit tortured by that, so she goes exploring the outback of Australia by herself and she comes across a bunch of sickos. but really one main sicko played by Taron Egerton. There's a lot of that sort of backpacker serial killer stuff that goes on over in Australia and this is sort of that kind of storyline. It's a game of cat and mouse. He hunts her down through the outback and she's obviously trying to escape. It's not as garbage as I thought it was going to be. I actually quite enjoyed it. There's some really good shots in it. It's pretty run-of-the-mill generally speaking but there is some cool stuff in it.

24:00You have to suspend your disbelief because she escapes from him, goes in a canoe in sort of a river for about 10 or 15 minutes, and then she gets out of the boat and he's standing behind her. You know, that sort of stuff. It's like, how's he tracked her? Three buzies out of a possible five. I do recommend watching it. Just a fun thriller action? Easy. The best thing about it is I think it's an hour 34. Right. So good.

24:25Keyzie:Something in a similar vein that I started watching last night, Oh, but it was a series called Unchosen. And I'll read the little blurb here. Please. When a young mother from a sheltered cult crosses paths with a mysterious stranger, she embarks on a risky affair that awakens desires and dark secrets. Right, so it was a smut film. No, it's a series for a start, Teezy. No, not really. I tell you what, the lead guy, Fra Fee, I think his name is. Who? Fra Fee. That's his actual name. Right. Yeah. Pretty hot. Good body on him, Keezy. Oh, yeah, good body. Oh, Terry Egan is looking good as well. He's naked at one point on a swing.

25:10Wow. Wow. I prefer him on a seesaw, if anything.

25:13Keyzie:And it's, you know, got your kind of who's who of British sort of acting, really. It's a good cast. Is Emma Thompson in it? No, not Emma. Maggie Smith? No, not Maggie. Dame Judi Dench? No. Alan Rickman? No. Sort of a who's who, then. Yeah. Sort of a who's that. But anyway, the story is, yeah, this handsome stranger saves one of the cult member's daughters from dying, but is also a convict. He's on the run, and he's just lurking around the edges of this sort of cult establishment, and she ends up helping him. Is he a bit of a tissue spitter? No, he doesn't spit into the tissue. That's a reference to very early in the show.

25:58Keyzie:It's okay. And as like with any cold, as you often see, there's a lot of seedy undertoes going on. You know, those people that are running corrupt, heinous, disgusting. Tissue spitters. Whilst claiming to be, you know, the voice of God, etc. The Messiah. The Messiah. Thank you. Look, it's a solid drama. It's a solid drama. I'll give it a solid 2.9 buzzies out of 5. But they're solid buzzies, though. They're solid boozies. Rock solid. And what was it called? Unchosen. And it was on? Netflix. And what was the actor's name? Frafee, I think his name is. We should look that up, because I could be wrong.

26:38It's hard to know what the spelling is based on that pronunciation. F-R-A-F-E-E. Yeah, I'll look it up. Coming up after five o 'clock, fellas. Breaky, you want to challenge us to another competition? We've got to nail down. We've got to dream it. Oh, 100%, man. We've got to nail down what exactly it is going to be. Apparently they've sent us some audio. Also, a chance to get yourself in the draw for Magic Round. This is the final week this Friday. We give it away.

27:00Keyzie:Far out, man, because it's, what, two weeks now and we're off. Three weeks. Two. Four weeks. Two weeks from this Friday. Come on, man. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. You're welcome back, you're massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon. It is three minutes past five o 'clock, and you, my friends, are listening to The Big Show brought to you by Toledo's. Old electrolyte brands are done. Toledo's is taking over. No nasties, no compromises.

27:37Toledo's. Susie. Hey, big hour coming up, fellas. A chance to get in the draw for Magic Round. Yes. Of course, she's all wrapping up at the end of this week. Five o 'clock Friday, we will be calling the winner. Yeah, man. I'm fizzed up for that. Also, had an awkward run-in with one of the breakfast fellas this morning. Oh, yeah. although I don't know whether I'm being a bit dramatic about it or it actually was weird and awkward. Yeah. But we can get into that a little later on. But most pressing involving – yeah, pressing, real funny. Keezy said pressing. What is pressing? It's all good, man.

28:10Keyzie:It's all good. Don't talk like that. Nobody will notice, man. It's fine, Keezy. We all make mistakes, man. The most pressing matter – All of us butcher words occasionally. Do not interrupt. the most pressing issue involving the breakfast fellas is this competition that they have with us. They're banging on about it. They're banging on about it. We've got to nail down what exactly we're going to be doing. Sure. Because that's going to be happening in the coming weeks. Are we still in the position where we want the audience to decide that or where are we sort of at with that? Is it going to have to be something that we decide?

28:42Keyzie:I think we just need to crack on, don't we? Yeah. There's been a lot of ideas thrown around. One particular idea is getting a lot of steam and a lot of support. It might end up being that idea. So we'll chat about that next, maybe. Sounds good, man. In the meantime, what a way to kick off the hour. Ben Harper. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Franz Ferdinand there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past five o 'clock. And the breakfast versus Big Show challenge is on again, fellas. That's right.

29:16We played them at golf last because of me. We then did a 4x100 metre relay and lost because I blew a quad. I think you're right. The relay was certainly your fault, 100%. You couldn't shift the blame there. But in terms of the golf, I think you and Jase were equally poor. No, I was the worst.

29:34Keyzie:Oh, no, I was pretty good. I was pretty solid. I wouldn't say. I was solid. I kept us in it. Yeah. And then Keezy blew out, much like his Achilles tendon. It was my quad, all right? Now, they have issued another challenge. Maybe they wanted another day off work. I don't know what their motivation is. Maybe they just want to humiliate us again. But we are picking up hate on this thing. They want to lock something in. Apparently, this morning, they had a few more suggestions come through. A couple of new ideas have come in, Manaya. How do you feel about this? Hyrox. Yep, like it. Hyrox. Very on trend.

30:05Hyrox is the rock stars. It's the hybrid rock stars, Jerry. Hybrid rock stars. That's where you do burpees and press-ups and then run, and people take photos of you with your shirt off, and you post them all over social media. Yeah, the photos that they take with great lighting that go up on the social media and then are an ad for High Rocks. Very clever. It's sports for people who can't catch a ball. So I think we would beat them in that. I mean, if they want to take us on in a High Rocks challenge, I'm open to that. I'm kind of open to it. It does seem like a lot of work for not a lot of payoff.

30:33Band challenge. I like this. I've been meditating on that across the weekend. I like the idea of getting together and we play two or three songs, they play two or three songs, rent a bar out, people get to come along, they get to choose. And so then that way this gives them a chance at actually winning something. You know what I mean? Because they can just rig the votes. Win or lose, it'll be good fun. Entertaining? It would be entertaining, yeah. Well, we've got a number of musicians of note on our team. I'd say we'd go particularly well there. Yeah, I don't mind that. What would you do in the band challenge, Jerry?

31:02What's your forte musically? Percussion. Put a hurtin' on a cowbell. Yep, I can bang a tambourine. I can keep beat. I can play a triangle. I can do some BVs as well. If you need to flatten out some BVs, I'll be there. Flatten out. Yep, you need to flatten them up or sharpen them up. I'll be there. How are you feeling about those ideas, fellas?

31:21Keyzie:I'm not feeling a great deal at all. I feel a certain numbness. Yeah, we aren't doing high rocks or CrossFit or any of that. I don't want to do fitness. Nah. Well, neither do they. No. I think that's fine. Yeah, okay. We don't have to worry about that one. Obviously, we're not going to, yeah. It's a great idea, isn't it, to do a music-based challenge when you've got two people that play guitar on your team. Yeah. I like that idea. That's a good idea. What I do like about that idea is we would be so terrible that it would be hilarious. I like the idea of us in a room together trying to learn a song.

31:54Sure. But I know that we would lose this challenge. So maybe that's something we'll do at one time, but not for this.

32:00Keyzie:You know, what I've realised is that the impact stuff, the fitness stuff, isn't our forte. I think where we probably lie looking at all of us units is in a strength-based scenario. Really? 4v4 on some sort of strength-based. Right, so remember they did suggest bench press like a week or so ago. Yes. You want to do bench press? Well, look, I reckon I could take Zoe in that sense. Zoe, who's 22 and weighs about 40 kgs. Yes. I don't know if you could. But I say that tentatively. I'm not convinced I would. Yeah. I'm just saying, man-o-o-man-o, I might. Okay, but just on this, by the way, because I was here this morning and they were sort of floating it around.

32:45They were trying to make it 3v3 if it was a bench press competition. They were like, oh, no, Zoe and Pugs wouldn't compete. Oh, I see. I see. Whereas we're like, Pugs is our powerhouse. So, yeah, so what they're trying to do is get rid of their, and no offence to Zoe, their weakest person. Yes. And at the same time get rid of one of our strongest people. Yeah, exactly. So they're cheating bastards. But that's sort of Manaya top to bottom, isn't it, up and down.

33:11Keyzie:In fairness, though, Mogi, the weak link would be ruder, wouldn't it? I think they're all weak links. Yeah. To be honest, Jase. Whereas I think all of us particularly. Well, I don't think on either team there's any real strength. And that's kind of the beauty of it, is that everybody's terrible and who's the worst. I think Minaya would go pretty good because he works out. Well, he does go to the gym a hell of a lot. I mean, you wouldn't know if to look at him. Yeah, I was going to say. Does he? Pugs, are we sending this to them? Yeah, cool, okay, great. Well, look, I'm happy to lock in bench press.

33:46I haven't done a bench press in like five years. I haven't been to the gym for over two months, so I want to put that out there as well.

33:51Keyzie:Oh, two months, whoa. Look, I haven't. I think the last time, it's been a little while for me, I'd probably be dropping down to 170, 160 realistically. Because I haven't been doing it very often. Well, should we just say, all right, lock in the bench press competition. Yeah, but it's 4v4. It is 4v4. 4v4. And no training. Well, I mean, I'm not going to. No, and also the other thing is it's a total amount of weight. Yes, agreed. It's a total amount of weight. One max rep down to the chest and up? Yeah, I think so. Well, we'd better get a trainer involved so we know the proper way to do it because my understanding is that a proper rep is where it stops one inch above the chest because otherwise people use their chest to bounce the weight off.

34:36Oh, 100%. And then you get momentum from that. So we're going to have to have a PT come in and judge it. Well, this is good because, Jase, you've got huge buzzies. So you'll only need to bring it down like an inch.

34:47Keyzie:Yeah. But also, I agree with that, Mo. I think that's a great idea. I agree with Mo. But do we get to try and PB it? One PB. Or do we? How do we? You're talking about peanut butter. What are you talking about? Well, you'll put weight on, whatever you think you can do, and you'll keep on going up until you can't go anymore. Yes, okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I like it. All right, well, if we're sending this to Brecky, then I think that's the big show's vote for this particular challenge. Let's lock it in. Next, we'll have to discuss what's actually on the line here because we need some jeopardy.

35:16I also want to say it's a terrible idea. Oh, we're going to be so bad at it. I'm so lanky. I'm not going to, yeah. I've always been terrible at bench press.

35:27Keyzie:Well, I mean, we'll just be in keeping with what we've done in the past then, Keezy. Humiliate ourselves. I'll probably get injured and then we lose. Yeah, probably. Here's the red hot chilli peppers. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back. The Big Show. Magic round three beat. Let's put another mad bastard on the bench. Oh, yes. We do the big draw five o 'clock this Friday. So your days are numbered, New Zealand. You've got to get in there quick smart. You certainly do, Jase. Maybe another chance today to get yourself in the draw. We'll see how we're feeling. Yeah.

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36:31Keyzie:Yeah, great stuff. Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Jase. How's life, mate? Not too bad. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What do you do for a crust, Jase? Just deliver water to the people. Oh, you're a backbone. You're a backbone, Jase. The people need their water, Jase. Now, what sort of water are you doing, Jase? Have you got a truck full of it? You're going around, you're filling up tanks, brother. Is that what you're doing? I wish. I've got a truck full of bottles, and I drop off 15-litre bottles to everybody. So your wish is that you've got a truck that you're filling up tanks with.

37:03That's your dream? My dream is to have a little monkey with me so he can climb up the stairs because I'm sick of stairs. So, Jase, just clarifying, are you swapping the bottles on top of office water coolers? That's the one.

37:17Keyzie:Actually, I tell you what, Jase would be able to bench press a fair amount because that's a fair amount of weight, fellas, hifting up stairs every day. I tell you what, at the end of the day, the only thing I can bench press is a beer. Yeah. I tell you what will make you feel better, man, is if you came over to Magic Room with us. If you won, who would you bring with you? I'd have to bring the wife because she's got all the money, so yeah. Well, we're paying for it, man, so you don't have to bring her. She can stay home. Who else are you going to bring? Oh, I'll bring my mate Dave. Yeah, Dave.

37:47He's poor, but we'll bring him anyway.

37:49Keyzie:Don't worry, Jase, about money. Old Keezy's got his game of two halves cash, so you'll look after you, mate. Oh, I'm feeling better already. Yeah, good on you, mate. Good on you. You hold the line there, Jase? Did anyone else think that Jase sounded like Neil Wagner? No. No, it didn't cross my mind. What? G'day, Jake, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, bloody good, boys. How you guys going? Yeah, good. Thanks, mate. Hey, tell me, Jake, what do you do for a cross? Builder. Backbone. Backbone. I am backbone. Hey, Jake, what are you building at the moment, man? Just doing a big old renovation just up in Murray's Bay there.

38:29Oh, Murray. He's a mad bastard, isn't he, eh? Yeah, totally. Do you spend most of your time in a Port-a-loo just on your phone?

38:37Keyzie:No, I'm the boss, so I can't really get away with that. Come on, man. Come on, Jake, man. You crack the whip on the underlings. I keep an eye on the Port-a-loo just to watch no one else's. Yeah, good on you, Jake. You've got a camera in there, haven't you, Jake? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good on you, Jake. Good on you, Jake. You're in the draw. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, Jake, if you win, who would you take with you? The wife would probably be hounding me But she might have to stay home with the child And then I might take one of the workers maybe Good on you mate Alright will you hold the line alright Good on you mate G'day Matt you mad bastard How's life Good thanks fellas how you getting on Hey tell me Matt Good long weekend mate Lovely went down south So yeah can't complain Good on you Matt What a legend.

39:25Keyzie:And what do you do for a crust, Matt? I work in agriculture. Oh, yeah. What does that mean? You're a bit more specific there, brother. Well, I work at a big agricultural supplies plant. Oh, yeah. You grow weed. He grows weed. Yeah, yeah. Good on you, Matt. Good stuff, mate. If you win the prize, man, will you bring any of that weed over to Brizzy? Not my game, but, yeah, I'll be keen to come along, that's for sure. I know what your game is, man. Yeah. Weed. Hey, Matt, if you win, man, who will you bring with you? I'd have to bring my father. He's an old leaggy, so I'd bring him along. Oh, yeah.

40:02He loves a toke as well, doesn't he? Yeah, he's a shocker. Matt's dead. He's a huge stoner. Good on you, mate. All right. You're in the draw, brother. All right, so fingers crossed. Thank you, guys. Good on you, mate.

40:12Keyzie:I don't think it was his game, Mogi. Oh, that's what he said, but I know a lion bastard when I hear one. Yeah, true. Don't forget, this Friday, 5 o 'clock sharp, but you're listening to Hodaki. And if you've got yourself in the draw, make sure you get your phone on. more chances to come though, fellas. How good. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Guns. Roses there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is five to six. Coming up after six o 'clock. What's that? What's on the tea with me, Keezy? Dinner. What's on the dinner with me, Keezy? So let us know what you're having for dinner tonight on 3483.

40:52Keyzie:Tell us where you're sending your texts from and what your name is as well. Yeah, that's right. You'll get 50 bucks cash. Oh, really? Potentially. Thanks to our mates at Toledo's. By the way, fellas, I've just realised on 3483, a lot of people are sending through more ideas for challenges we could do against this. Okay. What about this? A Krypton Factor style army training course. That's a great idea. Let's build an army course and do that. Well, we wouldn't have to build one. We could go to one. Really? There are some around. Anton says, what about an eating challenge? How many dumplings can you bang down?

41:22Oh, that's too much in your favour, though. Yeah, it's massively in our favour. Yeah, because we need a lot. Tug of War. That's pretty good. Don't mind that. Improv Challenge. Someone here accusing me of having a touch of the quagmires. Most press-ups per team. That's pretty good. That's very similar. That's an easy one.

41:42Keyzie:What could you crack off right now? What press-ups? Maybe now. 40. Yeah. What do you mean, yeah? Well, my daughters and my wife the other day were doing press-ups and they could do like 10. Yeah. And I went, oh, I reckon I could do about 40. And they went, whatever, Dad. And I smashed off 40. Did you actually? You did the one with your knees on the ground, weren't you? Yeah, my knees on the ground. Yeah, right, okay. And, of course, you'd go about an inch before your honker touched the ground. I did 40. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. One for every year of your life, Jase. Pretty much, Geezy. Hey, 3483, what are you having for tea tonight?

42:21If you want to win 50 bucks cash, get stuck. Good point, man. Get stuck.

42:29The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

42:35Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. You are listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's. Toledo's natural electrolyte beverages. If you'd like one, toledos.co.nz. Order a crate.

42:53Keyzie:Toledos. Fellas, I've discovered something so shocking, I'm kind of, I don't even want to bring it up on the radio, but I feel I must. Is it a wart? Well, nah, but similar. What is it, Jase? I was at Pug San's desk just previously. And I don't know if you guys know this, I've sort of occasionally bleated on about the fact that I don't receive stuff anymore. Take any gifts, do we, man? Well, I don't seem to get gifts anymore. Take any free stuff. Sorry, they're not gifts. They are like companies send them to you in the hopes that you'll talk about them on the radio. Yeah, we don't. And I love that stuff.

43:35Keyzie:As you know, I've just been over to Pugsans' desk and in a massive stack of stuff, all addressed to me is all the stuff I've been sent. I'm reckoning over six months worth of stuff. Yeah. And he's been hoarding it in his bloody desk. He's a thieving bastard. I am outraged. See this? It's a towel. Yeah, well, it's got a personalised pen in it as well. I mean, I don't want to make a big deal about this, but I'm tempted to go to HR. Well, you realise that if you go to HR with Pugs that he's got a huge list of stuff that he could then use on you. Bring it on, man. I'm interested to know what makes that pen personalised, Jase.

44:25It's got my initials on it. It's not a pen. I said it was a marker. Has it got like a cyst in its armpit? Which Jase has at the moment, by the way. Old cyst-y boy.

44:36Keyzie:I'm telling you, fellas, I do not have a cyst in my armpit. My armpit is completely healed. Now that you've popped the disgusting yarn, by the way. Was it on the podcast you told that yarn? I think it was. No such yarn ever happened, Kesey. By the way, it's not a personalised pen. It's a marker for when you put it on the ground when you're playing golf. Oh! I've wanted one of those for so long. Yeah, sure you have. And old Pugsan's been hoarding all of my stuff and taking it back to his boudoir. I bet if we went into Pugsan's room, it would just be filled with Hoody J's free stuff. Yeah, it is boudoir.

45:17Hey, by the way, keep those texts coming on 3483. What are you having for dinner, New Zealand? What's on the dinner with me, T, with me, Keezy, up next?

45:25Keyzie:How good. Here's the Arctic Monkeys. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Hey, guys, text here from Steve. What's on the tea with me, dinner with me, Keith? That's good Sorry, I fired it off early Not for the first time That's a little bit of a premature joke You know? Sorry, Jade No, seriously, I am, sorry Are we all good? Oh, he's doing that thing where he goes silent? On the radio show, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, silent treatment Get those texts in on 3483 What are you having to say?

46:05His wife was saying he does that all the time Oh, 100 % He gets in one of his moods and stomps it around the house Yeah, over burnt milk. You know what I mean? Yeah, for two days he didn't talk. Have you heard the saying, don't cry over burnt milk? Yes. Jase, you all good, man?

46:23G'day there, fellas. Kev here. Oh, Kevin Bloody Wilson. Yeah. Nice, Jase. Yeah, it was Kevin Bloody Wilson. Nice. G'day, guys. Nah, it's gone now.

46:36Keyzie:Who's the leaguey? Kevin Walters? Yeah, needs one. Kevin Campion. Kevin Walters, yeah. It's not him, though. No, no, it's not. G'day, guys. Kevin Bloody Wilson here tonight in Dargaville. Oh! Having snapper from the West Coast with spuds and salad. I had snapper last night. I went out over the weekend, did a bit of fishing. Yeah, nice. Under the bridge because I've got the Auckland Harbour Bridge just down the road from me. So straight out there, straight out with just a line. Ten minutes I would have been there. 23-pounder. Beautiful. Really? It is. Love me a fresh bit of snapper. That is so good.

47:12Keyzie:It's easy, man. That's the beauty of living in New Zealand. You can go out anywhere. Anywhere there's a little bit of water. You can chuck a line into a puddle. You pull out a goddamn snapper. Totes, man. Totes. We're blessed here, Keezy. Snapper in a puddle, Bogie. Come on, man. Well, that's a little bit of mayo on it, but you see what I'm saying? We're just blessed is what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Did you fill it up? Oh, yeah, yeah. I fill it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Piece of piss. G'day, guys. Ben here. Ben Harper. Hurley. Nice one, Jase. It's Ben Harper. Bag. G'day, guys. Ben Harper here.

47:46On the dinner tonight, Peter Pockets, stuffed with cheese, put through the toasty machine. These are then used as burger buns. Oh, yeah. He thinks he's come up with a stroke of genius there. I like it. That's shit. Say that again. Say that again. G'day, guys. Ben Harper here. Harper, yeah. On the dinner tonight is Peter Pockets, stuffed with cheese, put through the toasty machine. These are then used as burger buns. So two pita pockets with meat, lettuce, tamati, and then... Oh, is he doing all of that, or is it just cheese? No, so they're the burger buns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But initially it's just the cheese, right?

48:22Yeah, inside the pita... So it's got melted cheese on a pita pit. Yeah, but then he puts the burger ingredients inside to make it into a burger motion. It's just stupid. Yeah, no, I understand that. Are you sure? But he's sort of talking it up when all he's done is put cheese on a couple of buns. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, it's a bit of, you know, it's... Come on, Ben Harper, man. It's been better from you, brother. Sorry, Ben Harper. G'day there, guys. Who's this? Oh, that's a good question. Barry. Barry Humphreys. Barry White. Barry Manilow. It's Barry White. G'day there, fellas. Nah, just joking.

48:58G'day, guys. Barry White here. My wife is cooking a Malaysian rendang.

49:02Keyzie:Oh, yeah, nice. Like a bit of rendang. What kind of rendang? Usually beef, Moggy. Usually beef. I'm not, is that what Barry says? Yeah, he's just text through here, usually beef. Isn't it? That's the beauty of New Zealand. Like, you can go out anywhere. Any old field, you chuck a rifle over the fence, mate, boom, you got yourself some beef. Do you have other rendangs other than beef, do you? Well, the rendang is a sauce. That's your coconut, isn't it? I always thought. Well, it's a very thick. It's a dry curry. Yeah, it's quite. It is. Yeah. Is it thick or is it dry? Rendang is a dry curry, usually beef.

49:35I think you can get a chicken rendang. I don't know how dry it is.

49:38Keyzie:You probably could get a chicken rendang. Well, if you spilled it on your shirt, you wouldn't find it was dry. No, no, but you know what I mean. I was going to call you curry. You know what I mean, mogi. There's not a bowl of soup. I know I'm with you, but it's not dry, is it? Nah, nah. That was stupid. Take that back. It's a paste. No, it's not. Sorry, Joe. Sorry to interrupt. Because, again, take that back about it being a dry curry. I shouldn't have said that it was dry. I take it back. Thank you. That was really stupid of me. Do you want another one? I don't know that I do now. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.

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50:21Keyzie:Oasis there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday night. Now, there was a bit of sporting action. Did you do another one of your Keezy pots over the weekend, Keezy? Yeah, I did a Keezy pot. Basically, every now and then, there is a pot where listeners can join it, put their own money in it, it becomes a big pool of money, which I then bet, and then hopefully we all reap the rewards depending on how much you put in. Yeah. Now, last time I did a pot, it was on the Warriors versus Tigers, and the listeners put in just over$1 ,500 New Zealand dollars. That's so much money, especially with things the way they are.

50:55Totally, man. Yeah, thanks, Moggy. I lost all of it. Yeah, all gone. Ten bets. So 1 ,500 in the hole. Yeah.

51:02Keyzie:It's extraordinary to do 10 bets and not get any of them. Thanks, man. Because people think it's easy. Yes. 100%. 100%. Because Keezy had actually been telling me about how he'd been having wins here and there and everywhere and all this, and I put a couple of bucks here and I'm dominating, et cetera, et cetera. I didn't say dominating. I don't know if I said dominating. Take that back. So for this week's game against the Dolphins, I was determined to play it really safe. and hopefully restore some faith. All right, so this is how it works. Same as last time. If the bet was correct, if it was incorrect.

51:37How much was the pot? The pot was over$2 ,000 this time. So more people heard and got involved. Well, people obviously want to get involved, and it's like, donate some money, give Keezy some shit. Which is pretty much what it was. Yeah, good. I might put some money in. Now, you don't really need to pay to do that. You actually get paid to do that. It's the opposite with you. Okay, so I put a few bets on, and these were well-researched. Now, Chanel Harris-Tavita, it was his 100th game. Now, I love this. There's some kind of a bet about him being a try-scorer just because it's his 100th game. Got nothing to do with it.

52:10Absolutely nothing to do with it. Vibe punt. Vibe punt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Garbage punt. You're doing a serious, thought-out punt here. Okay. The reason why is because quite often, if we're ahead and I predicted the Dolphins to get a hiding from us, which, spoiler alert, didn't happen, they will throw it to the guy and let him score. Yeah. Quite often. $300 gone. Right. I then put a bet on the Dolphins to win,$200, just for the Dolphins to win. Oh, yeah, just as a little safety number. It was happiness insurance. I didn't want it to happen, but I said I'm not going home empty-handed. Yeah, good.

52:43Dolphins to win,$200. Now, I don't know how – I just want everyone out there to know, I don't know how this goes, but I just want to put a circle around, put a pin in something you've just said here and come back to it possibly later. I don't know if we'll need to, but I just want to put a pin in the fact that you've said I'm not going home empty-handed. Yeah, correct. Okay, cool. I then put a multi on, which I thought was a safe multi. You can't win one bet, so let's put three in a row. Now you're running at 12 in a row. Yeah, so the Warriors to win, points scored over 49.5 because honestly, I thought the Warriors and all the things was like the Warriors are going to smash them, the Dolphins have been up in Darwin, blah, blah, blah, they're tired.

53:24and then Khan Pereira and Dallin to have two tries combined or more. Right. Which happened. The one that didn't was the over 49.5. That safe multi did not come in. That was$380. Gone. Right. Next bet. $200. The Hammer, Hamiso, Tabuay, Fidel, their leading try scorer to score a try, did not come in. How much was on that one? That was$200. $15 in a row now. $200 is a bet. Now, the Dolphins put one of the smallest men in the NRL, what's his name? Trey Fuller. They put him, they named him to start in the centres there and at the last minute switched him to 5 '8". So in anticipation of him being in the centres, who's tiny, I put our opposite centre,$300 to score.

54:13Ali Leotawa didn't come in. $300. Cool. Just going down to the next one. Jackson Ford, 150 run metres. Tanner Boyd to score eight plus points and even. That was another safe multi$200. I then went to the listeners for tips. Lekka Halasima, anytime try score. He caught it, dropped it over the line. You know what happened? Did not come in. Shidao Harris-Tavita to be the first try scorer. That was a great tip from the listener. 50 bucks there. The Warriors to win 13 plus$200.

54:51Oh my God. I then put a few others on that the listeners pointed me towards. It was a multi of Lekker, Dallin, Khan Pereira and Herbie Farnworth to score. All of them scored except for Lekker dropped it over the line. That would have brought back all of the money in the pot. Right. Didn't happen. Nah. I then put a bet on Herbie Farnworth to score and Selwyn Cobbo to score as well. Herbie scored, Selwyn did not. Jacob Laban, anytime try scorer,$50. Jackson Ford, anytime try scorer,$50. Aaron Clark, anytime try scorer,$50. Sal and Cobbo,$100. Were you just giving him$100? I'm in the hole, three and a half grand.

55:36So stay tuned for the next pot if you'd like to make some money. Unbelievable.

55:42Keyzie:Wow. Do you not just feel like now you have to, like that's, what is it? how many bets was that? Like another 15 bets or something? Yeah, so it's like 30 bets and not a single win. So you could literally close your eyes and throw a handful of excrement at a list of options and have a better chance of getting something right than you use in your brain. Honestly, I'm open to any suggestions for the next one. So keep an ear out if you want to get rich with old Keezy. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed, REM on the Radio Hauraki big show.

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56:54Great stuff, man. So good. Mogi requested, if you've just joined us, we just read out the latest update from my betting pot over the weekend on the second Warriors game. I am now$2 ,500 in the hole. Not a single bet has come through out of about 30.

57:10Keyzie:30 bets, not one. Yeah, so... That is phenomenal. You couldn't do that if you tried. Exactly. I know. So a lot of people, the chat is what people are really in it for, okay? They're certainly not in it for the money. Yeah, that's for sure. So this one guy on the chat called Big Bullos, he commented, nah, you're all good, Keezy. You win some, you lose some, mate. That's betting. And then Big Dilly commented, you win some. I don't think so because I lost all of them. Okay, here we go. Bombs on your nana says, are you surprised, Keezy? Cheezus on toast said third time's the charm. Keezy, we'll get him next week.

57:56XO, XO, yeah, yeah. But you say third time's the charm. You've had 30 bets. Well, the same guy then came back and said zero out of 30, ears on the piss, meet Patty Nipson lives in a bubble. And they've got four likes in the chat, which is just great. Wise Glove, 265, not happy, Keezy. Keezy's bets are just as much on the piss as his ears. That was from a user named Hoity Janus. Sensei commented, that's my entire wins payment down the drain, Keezy. Hope you're proud of yourself. All G, Keezy, it was only three and a half grand. That was from Hoity Jizzbet. Big Ice says, kids are sleeping at the moment, dreading telling them about our family holiday being postponed again.

58:36Sad face. Yeah, that's your fault, Keezy. One job, meet Paddy Nips. One busy would not recommend this pot. That's from Sharp Equipment. Alex Johnson says, first time in the pot, first and last. Cheers, guys. So, yeah. Can you just tell me, Keezy, as you're going through this, and obviously this is happening in real time, you'll be sitting there with your brother and probably your dad there in Tauranga watching the game. Yeah. You're thinking to yourself, are you finding it difficult to enjoy the game because now the pressure is all on you for one of these to come through? Yes. Your head's starting to get a bit hot.

59:13Your ears are feeling a bit hot. Nothing's coming through. Panic betting probably settling in. All that sort of stuff. What's the mental state? Because we're joking about it here. $3 ,500 down the drain, brother. That is a lot of money. God, that's so much money. That is shockingly bad. You know, I'm pretty chill. Pretty chill about the whole thing. Honestly, I have never been as furious as when Lekker dropped the ball over the line because the multi we had placed would have recovered all possible losses. Well, the weird thing about that as well is because it was an interrupter as well. The guy didn't have both his arms up, so he only had one hand up.

59:47That's right. So it should have been a penalty try. It should have been a penalty try. It didn't happen. But that is the nature of punting. If you can't afford to lose it, then don't do it. Well, that's right. If you can't afford to lose it, you know, don't put it in with old Keezy. But hey, keep an air out. Sorry, disrupt it. Keep an air out because another chance to get in the old pot with Keezy coming up soon, apparently. Oh, yeah. Let me know when that's happening. Yeah. Do you want to do it this time? I don't want to do it. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

1:00:20Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted for your cheesedy night. What's the podcast outro clip tonight, Keezy? I feel like this clip is about you weaning yourself off the vape-slash-durries in preparation for our bet. So here's the clip. Genuinely am weaning down. And my vape, Keezy, we're doing this, man. We're doing this. Let's pop our boils and put our vapes away.

1:00:47I forgot that Hoody J had a boil in that chat as well. That end of the week, by the way, Jase, Friday is the 1st of May. Friday, you're officially off the vape for a month.

1:00:56Keyzie:Oh, my God, it is too. Yeah. Yeah, I was for some reason thinking. Next week. Yeah, next week. No, no, really soon. God, that's creeping up on you, isn't it? 100 bucks on the line. That's all good, man. Easy. I better smash the bars in the next few days. Short week as well, Tuesday today. God, not many days left. Mogi. Hey, Mogi. What are you doing tonight, mate? Well, my daughter and my wife have been away for a few days there. So I'll be catching up with them a little bit, a little bit of dinner. I'm reading a great book at the moment. That's great. Really great book. So I'll have a chat to you fellas about that tomorrow, but, jeez, it's good.

1:01:34Yeah, nice, chill one with the family back in the house. Nice, mate. What are you eating tonight, Keezy? Leftover curry I made yesterday, and my wife's at squash. So I'll probably just eat that on my own there and maybe watch like a rerun of Location, Location, Location, just because I don't want to watch one without her, a fresh one. What was that show I was trying to get you to watch? I started watching it again last night, The Long Way Round, Down, Up and Around. Oh, the motorbike one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you hurry up and watch that, man? Well, the problem. There is no problem. No, there is.

1:02:06No, there's not. Yeah. Well, she wasn't there, so you can put it on. Yeah, there's no excuse, Keezy. I'm worried about Keezy in this household because it seems to me like it's been ruled with an iron fist. Nah, not an iron one. It feels to me like there's a reign of terror going on in the house. There's fear. Because you're scared to watch quality programming. No, I just don't want to watch anything like that without her, and she wants to, but the time has to be right, Moggy.

1:02:30Keyzie:Okay, trust me. Jase, what are you doing tonight, man? I'm going to a play, fellas, immediately after this. View from the bridge. A view from the bridge. A view from the bridge. Very much looking forward to it. It should be good. All right. Well, have fun, mate. We'll see you tomorrow. Okay. Bye.