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18:10Right? Yeah. Well, I suppose if South Park's doing what South Park's doing, then all those other cartoons are pretty much, you know. Yeah, very good point. But I hate South Park, so. Yeah, okay, right. How many buzzies out of five? Where did you watch it? I watched it on Disney Plus, and I'd give it a solid three buzzies. Wow, for an Eric and Eric. I got rid of Disney Plus.

18:31Keyzie:Cool. Because they dropped Jimmy Kimmel because he made jokes about people. And they went, you can't do that. And so they dropped him. And so they dropped him. And so I went, nah. Don't silence comedians, man. Just don't do it. All right? All right. Can we silence Jase right now by putting Nevada on? Guys, this is a tune. Lithium. Have you heard this, Jase? Jase. Don't go all silent now, comedian.

19:02The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

19:08Keyzie:Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving a Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Seven good times and good food. Dine in or take away Reburger today. Reburger! Oh, an old school one, eh, Pugsun? Yeah, brought back a classic, man. Yeah, nice. You've got to do it, man. Yeah, nice work, man. Thanks, man. This is true. I get a bit weird. I always instinctually, after you say brought to you by Reburger, I instinctually go to say crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger, and then I have to stop myself because Pugs is doing it.

19:40Would you say you do it instinctually? Instinctively? Instinctually? Yeah. Which one is it? Instinctively.

19:49Keyzie:What's instinctually mean? There's no such word. Really? Yeah, man, I think you're having some sort of stroke. The issue we've got here is that you guys are really pulling me up on my pronunciation of everything today. And so now I'm being over, I'm like over-compensating for it. Well, we had that scenario today where we were doing the podcast outro and I learnt a new term because, you know, shifty. Sifty. I know, which I usually got, like shifty is something I understand and you said I was being very sifty. And I was like, what the hell are you talking about? You mean shifty, not sifty. It means being a pest.

20:30Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:32Keyzie:Which I'm not, by the way. I just need to clarify. I've just never heard sifty used in that sort of term. You can listen to Jase not being sifty on the podcast outro out at 7.30pm. Yeah. Are you sure you've never heard it? I mean, I've heard of sifty, but not in terms of being a pest. Right. But you've heard people being like, oh, Jase, you're so sifty. No. Not specifically aimed at me, Keezy. No, I haven't. All right. That's weird. Hey. You've come in from... What? To work on a Monday after a huge weekend, and I'd describe you as sifty. No. Well, no. I just... Come on, man. I'm hungover. He's looking terrible.

21:10He's hitting on everyone's misses.

21:12Keyzie:Nah. Jase? I've never hit on anyone's misses, Pugs-san. Well, that's a lie. 7.30pm on the podcast outro. God, this is a tune. Who's this? Kings of Leon. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki. Yeah, She-Hard there on the Radio Hodaki big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 13 minutes past five o 'clock and we've got breaking news.

21:41This is breaking news. This must be huge, Jase, because you've asked for the prime spot just after five o 'clock. Breaking news. I'm excited.

21:51Keyzie:I would say, fellas, you know, I've been doing radio a long time. And this is probably the most massive announcement I've ever made in my career. Wow. And I think it's fair to say, and I think you fellas can all acknowledge, I've given up a lot. What do you mean? In terms of, you know, like the durries. The vape, oh. No, I still vape. Yeah, yeah, no. Can you just support me here, please, pugs, instead of being prickly? No, I'm listening. Booze. Booze. Having a go at yourself? Not so much. But, you know, the kind of things that bring joy to a person, like your durries, like your beersies, all the fun stuff.

22:32Keyzie:But I think what I'm about to say is the biggest commitment I've ever made in my life, and I'm anxious, nervous, excited, but I'm going to do it. And I want you guys to back me up here because I can't do it without your support. You want New Zealand to back you up too. I want New Zealand to back me up. Because you're going to need them to get through this, whatever this is. Yes. Do you want me to reload the Breaking News sting? Okay, you do it. For effects, yeah? All right, here we go.

23:01Keyzie:This is Breaking News. Fellas, and indeed New Zealand, I hereby commit to giving up chips.

23:17Keyzie:What, like potato chips? Yeah, chips, Keezy. You know what I'm like with chips, fellas. You bring a bag of chips in here and I'm two fisting the bastards. Well, first of all, usually it's you bringing in the chips. And when you say bringing, it's stealing from the ACC. You know what I'm like, fellas, when I steal some chips, I'm two fisting the bastards. Sometimes, I don't know if you've ever noticed this, sometimes I've cracked them open, I'm eating them before I even get in the damn studio. No, no, we've noticed. And you've never seen me in my home. No, we've never been invited to see you in your home.

23:49I'd like to. So hang on, what kind of chips do you mean? Like all potato chips? Yeah, potato chips. So like what about some fries? Yeah. Oven chips?

23:58Keyzie:No, no, not your hot chips. Right, okay, so it's cold. Cold chips. Does hot chips include wedges? In your packets. Wait, wait, wait. So when I say cold chips, we mean room temperature chips. You know what I mean? Not refrigerated chips. It's like room temperature chips, so yeah, stuff you'd find on the supermarket shelf. What about like your frozen chips? No, I'm not giving those up either. No, because that'd be a loophole because then you could just freeze them and then eat them. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay, so just because there's a lot of chips, right? So it's been a really big decision for me, fellas.

24:29Keyzie:What about like munchos? Well, a muncho isn't really a chip. Oh, right, so you're still allowed munchos. I can eat munchos, yeah. Hang on. Cheetos? So that means you're allowed cheese balls then. Oh, a cheese ball's not a chip. Well, hang on. I mean, it's a soft, cheesy kind of ball. It's not a chip. What do you mean it's soft? You're obviously eating stale cheese. It's crunchy. I mean, it's crunchy, but it's not a chip. It's not a potato chip. It's a cheesy, delicious, tasty ball. So you're still going to be chowing down, shoveling cheese balls down your gullet? Well, obviously. Right. Okay. So, okay.

25:02I said chips, fellas.

25:03Keyzie:So you're only, okay. What about Pringles? I hate Pringles anyway, so that's no worries. Man, that's a chip. Papa Jack's. No, that's not a chip either. You said potato chips. That's a puffed wheat. You said potato chips, so you'll eat kumata chips? I'm not an animal, Pugsan. What about cassava crisps? Oh, yeah. You love cassava crisps? Again, it's more of your puff sort of scenario. So if there were cassava crisps, I'd eat them. Right, okay. What about rice cakes? Yeah, it's because they're rice, they're not potato. So you can have rice cakes. What about pretzels? No, I'm not into pretzels. Right.

25:40Nuts? What? It's a question. I'm not going to... No, are you allowed to eat nuts?

25:45Keyzie:If you're going to say something about putting these nuts in your mouth... Jase, how dare you? Nice, you dodged that one. Popcorn? I hate popcorn. What about ligma?

25:59Keyzie:What about vaping? Nah, man, that's staying for the time being. What about Bofa? Pardon? Bofa, he's nuts. Oh, got him. Got him in the end. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. The cult there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, 5.27. Fellas, I need to call a show meeting. Really? Yeah. For real, Ian? No, seriously, I need to call a show meeting. Show meeting. Show meeting! Show meeting! Show me the meeting! Show meeting is now in progress. Now, this particular show meeting is about the current show, the current big show, if you know what I mean.

26:42Are you picking up what I'm putting down? The big show that's on air right now. Mm-hmm. Do you hear what I'm saying? Yeah. Now, a little while ago, the big show, the team, won a voucher to go to a restaurant that's just by the studio here. We won't name it because we're big on Reburger and that's it. We won$250 worth of food from a restaurant nearby. It's been bloody ages. We haven't done anything with it. Every time we've suggested we go do something, someone's busy or blah, blah, blah. I'm suggesting tomorrow we go out for lunch, the three of us, and also Big Dilly and Studio B. Because it's$250 and we could all split that.

27:20What do you reckon?

27:21Keyzie:So you're suggesting that we spend the$250 voucher that we won. The Big Show won, yeah. Yeah. Without Mogey. Is that what you're – I just want to clarify. Hang on. No, because obviously Mogey's not here. I just want to clarify that's what you're specifically saying? I need you to understand, Jase. the reason I'm saying this is because without Mogi here, he's so busy. He's like, oh, I'm so busy. I've got Mogi stuff today. I've got to go get my laptop out and work. So he probably wouldn't have been able to make it anyway. You've got to think of it like that. Pugs, surely you see where I'm coming from, right?

27:58$250. That's a good lunch for us four. What are we going to say, though, when Mogi inevitably gets back on Monday? He won't remember.

28:10Keyzie:Unless someone tells him. So you're saying that you want the four of us minus Mogi. Well, not the four of us, yeah, because Mogi's not here. Yes. Yes. Big Dilly included. Yes. That's a person, by the way. And to go and use up said voucher. Yeah. Eat all the food, don't let Mogi, and not let Mogi know about it. Well, it's the thing. It's not like, oh, we're hot. You know, it's just we just organise a lunch tomorrow. We go there. We eat it all up. We don't tell Mogi he's too busy anyway. And as long as no one tells him, what's the worst that can happen? You're banking on him not remembering. He definitely won't remember.

28:52He's a busy guy. He's always got work on and stuff happening.

28:55Keyzie:So you're wanting to punish Mogi for being so busy and you want to shove maybe, I don't know, more fries and stuff down your gob and take advantage of the situation. and the fact that Mogi's working his arse off, right, and you just want to take advantage of that and just pretend like it didn't happen and just keep it away from Mogi. Yeah, well, yes, I'm proposing. Remember, this is just a discussion, you know, and it's important to always have ideas. You know, I'm coming to the table with ideas, and, I mean, it would only work, obviously, if neither of you told on me. Or Dilly in Studio B. Dilly, no, he's sweet.

29:39He won't, but Jase. Pugs. Jase. Keezy.

29:44Keyzie:Could you clip this off and send it to Mogey, please? No, don't clip this off. Dilly, Studio B. No. Dilly, can you clip this off and just send it straight to Mogey? No, just joking, classic big show gag. Just clip that bit about it being a gag off, please, Dilly. Yeah, just chop that last bit out. Yeah, thank you. And just the guts of what we were saying there. Thanks, Dilly. I'm disgusted, Keezy. That's the end of the show meeting. I mean, we're a team. The show meeting's done. That's all good. We're a team, man. All right, sweet. Guys, is there like ads or anything we could go to here? Just sit in that guilt for a moment, man.

30:18Just own it, Keezy. Just feel it, man. Hey, actually, coming up soon, another chance to get the draw to go to Fiji with us, fella. No, don't change the subject. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. The Big Show Swingers Club is back, and this time it's going global.

30:40Keyzie:For. That'll be kesey on the golf course. For. Will my voice break as well like that? Probably. Because you say it so often. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. That means if you don't know much about golf, that means that I've had a really bad shot. Okay, it's Jay saying I'm bad at golf. Oh. G'day, Matt, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good, mate. Good on you, mate. Hey, where are you calling from, Matt? Oh, I come from just out of Hamilton. Oh, yeah. Nice. Where about specifically, man? Tamahiri. Oh, yeah. Beautiful part of the world there, man. What street do you live on? Oh, I can't give you that. What do you do for a crust, Matt?

31:29Keyzie:I'm actually a drug dealer, mate. Oh, Bagbo. How good. Should we just sign him up now, fellas? Yeah, I think we could probably off air, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good idea. And you like a bit of golf, do you, Matt? Yeah, I do, do, yeah. How often do you get out there? Once or twice a week. Oh, yeah, that's good, mate. That's very good. What sort of handicap you're running? Roughly about you. I think I'm on about a 26. Yeah, that's exactly where I'm at, actually. Good stuff, Matt. All right. Well, you stay on the line, my friend, and old Big Dilly will look after you in Studio B.

32:05Keyzie:G'day, Butch, you mad bastard. Oh, g'day, fellas. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Thanks, man. Hey, Butch, quick question, man. What do you do for a crust? Mate, I keep the lights on. I'm a Sparky. Oh, backbone. It's real backbone stuff. Yeah, good stuff, mate. Yeah, I don't deal any drugs. Hey, Butch, if you were lucky enough to win this amazing prize, who would you take with you? I'd have to take my partner and cry, mate. Yeah. The old missus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old missus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the new one. Not the new one, the old one. The old one, yeah. Better safe than sorry. It's a bit of a dilemma, isn't it?

32:45Keyzie:Which missus to take? Well, no, I just mean, you know, if you win a golf, you know, a trip like this, and you're married or, you know, you've got a partner, you've kind of got to take your partner, really, don't you? Yeah. You've got to, Jase. You've got to take it. Yeah, because, I mean, it's going to be hell to pay if you don't do that when you come back. Yeah. All you were telling us last week, Jason, it's all about the sick sand and what else was it? Oh, honestly. Yeah, Jason, what were you saying, man? He's spoken so much bullshit since then. There's no way that we can remember at all. Butch, quick question, man.

33:21You got a passport, man? I've got a passport. Yeah, good. Yeah, beautiful. Because that's one thing I've been forgetting to ask people, like you can actually go overseas, you know? Ah, yeah, that's quite a good question.

33:30Keyzie:Well, people aren't der brains, Kesey. You don't want to get to the airport and go, oh, shit. Yeah. That's actually been known to happen in this very station. Yeah, 100 % it has. Butch, good luck, mate. You're officially in the draw, right? Thanks, guys. Good on you, mate. Of course, we're talking about going to Fiji and staying at the Intercontinental Golf Resort and Spa. Big thanks to Fiji Airways and also Tourism Fiji because I don't know if you guys know this, but Fiji is where happiness comes naturally and the golf resort and spa is where white sand beaches meet world-class hospitality. So there's a lot going on there.

34:04We're going to be in the thick of it, going snorkeling, having massages, playing golf, drinking cocktails. One thing that we haven't really mentioned too much about is we're going to do a show from there. Are we? Yeah. I think we do one in the hotel room. Who organized that?

34:19Keyzie:Why have to organize? Don't you know I'm on holiday when I'm doing that? I'm not doing a show. Who came up with that idea? Was that you, Keezy? No, I swear it wasn't me, man. Was that you, Keezy? It was Mogi. He came up with it. Now let's use that chicken voucher and go have lunch with Arca. Clip that off, will you, Dilly? No, don't send that to Mogi. Here's Queensland Stone. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Guns. Roses there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time, 5.53. Jase, it's not the size of your deck that counts. It's what you do with it, man.

34:58Keyzie:Absolutely. And luckily, Trade Tested are there to help transform your average deck into one with confidence. This Friday is going to be our final giveaway of the$2 ,500 worth of Trade Tested products to kit out your deck. We've given away three so far. It's been epic. If you're keen to get your deck kitted out with two and a half grand worth of stuff, head to hodaki.co.nz. Get yourself in the drawer there. That's all thanks to Trade Tested, who specialise in making your deck great. Nice. And now I've done that, just on the text machine here on 3483, quite a few people are texting in accusing me of being a turncoat.

35:31Yes. Someone's trying to start hashtag justice for Mogi. Yes. And this is on the back of me suggesting that we should go and use our$250 voucher that we've got for the restaurant just down the road here while he's away. Yes. Just because it's hard to get him, you know, because he's so busy. Oh, that's why you can't lock him down. Yeah, and it's more just like if we go and do it, then he doesn't have to worry about it. It's actually better for him, you know. But I've changed my mind. You're right. It's a team voucher. We should use it as a team. All four of us. I wouldn't mind Dilly coming as well.

36:02He's helped us out a lot. He's in Studio B right now. We all go together because we earned that as a team

36:06Keyzie:and we should use it as a team. Yeah, but can I just make a point just on Dilly? He wasn't part of the team then, so I don't want him to come. No, he's been helping us out a lot, Jase. He's producing your show right now, mate, in Studio B. Can we can Dilly? Actually, Dilly, feel free to upload those videos of Jase secretly eating chips after he's here. Yeah, yeah. I'll help you out, man. So, well, what? Because it's$250. That's a lot. We all eat it together. A team lunch. It almost feels like it should be two meals if it's$250. Yeah, you're right, actually. You know what I mean? Well, yeah. That's$125 a pop.

36:39$30 each. You get a burger and chips for that and a drink. Yeah, yeah. And then we go do that twice. Yeah, exactly. That would be great for the team.

36:45Keyzie:Works out actually perfectly financially. Perfect. Are you free next week? I've used my portion of the voucher already. I went out and grabbed some when I was in the process of moving. I needed to go get some dinner and I was like, I better get takeaway so I want to use dishes because I was packing up my dishes and stuff. Can I call a show meeting? Right now? No, I want to call a show meeting. And yeah, I need to come clean about that. I use my portion so I divvied it up by four, which is obviously the big show fellas and me as producer and I've taken my portion and I've used it on your own. But the rest of the voucher's there, obviously, for you guys.

37:25Keyzie:Were you aware at any stage, Keezy, of us divvying it up? No, I thought we were doing a team lunch. Same. I thought it was all a, if we were going to do it, we did it together as a team. I don't recall any discussion about divvying it up. Well, you would really. Sorry, you'd get the equal amount, wouldn't you, Jase? that won that and I don't recall chat about divvying up. Are you saying you wanted more than an equal portion? No. Because that's all I used. Jase is saying he wants to eat it all together as a big family man. I feel like the big show is really, you know, there's cracks are appearing.

37:59Like Pugs is off buying burgers on his own, you know what I mean?

38:01Keyzie:Yeah, totally. Jase is turning coat on Mogey. Everything's just all up in the air at the moment. I'm turning coat on Mogey. Yeah, but whoa, did you say that? Pugs, can you clip what he just said there off and send it to Mogey, please? No. Look, this will require further discussion and another point, but I'm disgusted in you, Pugs. Coming up after 6 o 'clock, by the way, the results of the Big Show Big Poll. Oh, yeah, and also I've got another show meeting. No, you're not.

38:29The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

38:36Keyzie:You're welcome back, you're massive backbones. Hope you're surviving a Tuesday evening. You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Ray Burger. Beef, chicken, vegan and veggie options. Reburger, redefining the norm. Oh, yum. Oh, this is so good because it's Reburger. Yeah. Just on Reburger, right? Now, before we had Reburger on board, we had a different sponsor. Great sponsor. They were great. We love Reburger, obviously. However, the former sponsor gave us some vouchers. Remember that? Oh, here we go. The former sponsor gave us some vouchers, right? Yes. Did you hear about what Pugs used his voucher for?

39:14No. Pugs? What? What did you use your voucher for at the weekend? I think you're going to tell him anyway, so you might as well. Well, you made it straight from the horse's mouth, man. I went to a function on the weekend and I... The buzzy party. We'll hear more about that later. The burlesque-themed party. And I bought some tobacco-themed product. They were just themed, though. He bought darts using a former sponsor's voucher. Is that okay? Oh, my God. Is that okay? No, that's not okay, man. Let me say this. If that were true, then I wouldn't be able to use the voucher because it said no tobacco products on the back of it.

39:55Ah, okay. Yeah. So, I mean, if that did happen, then that's not my fault. Are you sure? That's somebody else's fault. I could picture a scenario where you do the whole, ah, do you know who I am? I'm on the radio. Yeah, you picture that. You better process this right now, otherwise you will lose your livelihood. There'll be hell to pay. I filmed a video in here once.

40:15Keyzie:I just have a picture of Pugsan having a durry in his Madonna sort of outfit at the buzzy party. The burlesque party. Listen to the podcast outro tonight, by the way, to understand what we're talking about. About the buzzy party. The burlesque party, yeah. Yeah, hard out. Hey, now coming up, the results of the Big Show Big Poll. That's right. The question was, are you allowed to say that your mate's partner is attractive? Yes or no, feel free to have your thoughts on 3483. Every text in the drawer for a$50 Reburger voucher. Quick predictions? 70 % no, it's not okay. 60 % yes. Nice. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

40:53Keyzie:Yes, indeed, Led Zeppelin there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is 12 minutes past six o 'clock, which means... Oh, just before that, new video out now on the Horeki Big Show Insta. So that's what that means. But also what? It's time for the Big Pole? Yes. The Big Pole.

41:20Today's Big Pole was hot off an interesting discussion we had on the podcast outro out at 7.30 tonight titled Pugs' Buzzy Party. Nope. And basically, Hoity J commented that Pugs' partner was attractive. Pugs bristled at that. I think it might be the jealous side of him. He got his gander up. His gander was up. No. And basically, Pugs, you felt uncomfortable about it. You thought she might feel uncomfortable about it. Well, no, I just think there's a certain point where I'd be concerned about her comfort. Yes, right. Okay. And basically, the question was, can you say a mate of yours' partner is beautiful, yes or no?

41:59Well, that's not what we... Calling your mate's partner attractive, yes or no? I thought you were more awkward about the fact

42:08Keyzie:that we were chatting about you going to a buzzy party. No, I wasn't worried about that. Oh, he was okay. Because it wasn't a buzzy party, it was a release party, so I was perfectly fine with it. Because you know when I say that your partner's attractive, I mean, I don't know why that would be spooky. No, it was more the air and the nature in which you were saying those comments and the mayo that you put on it and the mustard that you put on it. You put mayo and mustard on it. If you're putting both mayo and mustard on it, there's room for discomfort. And those don't go together, man. Yes, they do.

42:40Okay, well, so we've got the poll up on the Haruki Big Show's Instagram story. I predicted 70 % of people would say, no, you can't do that. Jase, you said 60 % of people would say, yes, you can call your mate's partner attractive. Pugs, what's the result there? The result with 62 % calling your mate's partner attractive? Yes. Oh, wow. Jase, you were spot on. Yes. Had you checked it? And I didn't cheat. On my life, I didn't cheat. Right, okay, I believe you. Okay. There's nothing wrong with calling someone's partner attractive if you know that your relationship with that person is chill with that, you know?

43:15Totally. Which hours totally is. Yeah, yeah. Jase, do you want to say anything? No, I just got a sifty look. Like, I'm just concerned.

43:25Keyzie:He's made me concerned now. Right. That his partner, who is hot, is, you know, somehow thinking I'm sifty or something, Keezy. Well, we wouldn't want her to get the wrong idea. I think even if she did know that you were being sifty, she wouldn't be too worried, to be honest. Yeah, well, there you go. And I've said Keezy's wife is very, very, very, very attractive. You're adding an extra very every time you do it. Okay, how about this, Pugs? All right, just so Jase has a clear line in the sand. Sure. I've written down some descriptive words here. You just tell me which ones are okay. Yeah, yeah, sweet.

43:59Okay. Your partner is attractive. Yeah, sweet. Okay. Your partner is pretty. Yeah, absolutely. That's lovely. Your partner is pretty ugly. Absolutely not. I won't be having that. Okay, once again, this is purely. Not in here. Not in anywhere, Jase. Look at me. Don't. What about your partner is striking? She is striking So that's okay? Yeah, that's true Your partner's beautiful? Yeah Gorgeous Sexy AF Oh yeah Hot Hot ass What about What? What? What did you say? I said hot ass What did you think I said? Jeez You're out of control Get a load of this freak

44:41Keyzie:What about She's got a great personality?

44:47Well that's fine isn't it? She does Oh she does Yeah She absolutely does. I don't disagree with you. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we've got a line in the sand. What about smoking, babe? I'm okay with it. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

45:04Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Stone Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now, I tell you what, the Dunedin Beer Festival is fast approaching, fellas. November, I think it is. November 7th and 8th. And you look at that and you go, November, that's ages away. You'll blink your eyes and then, boom, you'll be standing in the middle of it. That's what happens to me. I'm just trying that now. Yeah. I'm still here, man. Oh, I mean, you know, figuratively speaking. Oh, literally. No, not literally. Literally. Literally. The Radio Hauraki and Emerson's, right? Yes. The Radio Hauraki and Emerson's, they've paired up together, those two guys, and they've made a beer to celebrate the festival.

45:44A couple of backbones. I know. I love those guys. We need a name for it, though. So if you head to hodaki.co.nz, enter the competition there and come up with a name for it. It is Hazy Pale Ale. Do you like a Hazy Pale Ale, fellas? Yeah, I do, actually.

45:58Keyzie:I love one. I love one, yeah. My front runner still is Midnight Steamer. Oh, yeah, you want that to be the name. I kind of do too. I think it's funny. I think that's good. I also like sucking on a chilli dog. Or responsibly steamed as well, or just responsibly. Yeah, or just responsible. a bull so you can say I've had a few responsibles. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that one. Oh, okay. No, yeah, I can go to F myself as well. Can I just say that's a stupid one? You're a stupid one. Can I just say you're actually mistaken? Yeah. Lots of great ones coming through on 3483. Yellow wheeze.

46:34Great. Do you want it to be called yellow wheeze, Jase?

46:37Keyzie:My wheeze are quite yellow at the moment, but I think that's my urinary tract. How's it going, by the way? It's a bit Sort of I'm just doing a lot of Yellow whee's No stinging or No no stinging Oh that's good The hazy big load Yeah No Big show barley legal Oh I don't know about that one It's probably a bit dodgy Yeah no Big show buzzy juice Some real sifty J stuff there Backbone bitter Wizard of schnoz Pale ale Southern steamer Midnight steamer Lots of great ones coming through at hodaki.co.nz. And the great news is if you do go to the website, enter that competition, not only could you name our beer, you could also win flights, accommodation, and tickets to the event too for you and a mate.

47:25How good. If you want to buy tickets though, to need an beerfest.co.nz. We're going to be live on the Friday, the 7th of November. We'll be broadcasting from 4 and we'll be pulling pints the whole day. And then what will we be pulling after that, Jase? You never know your luck, fellas.

47:43Keyzie:And you get to hang out with the fellas, of course Yeah, you get to hang out with us Yeah, yeah You get to go back to Jase's room after the show finishes Have a pizza party We're having a pizza party this time Couple of blue movies, is it? I am not going to be stood up again I'll put that out there right now Loser From Beck The Hauraki Beat Show With Jase, Mike and Keezy Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

48:16Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted for your Tuesday night. Now, in the podcast outro today, I don't think I've ever seen Pugsang get his gander up like he did today. What does that mean? It means your heckles were raised. Do you know what that means? No. It means your sail was all out of whip. That's not a thing, Keezy. It means you. Neither were the things you said. Have you never heard of those phrases? Nobody has. What, your pickles were doing what? Since the 20s. What? I said got his gander up. You've never heard that. Well, that's a gander, so a group of geese.

48:57So, Pugs, did you get your geese all up, did you? I feel like Jase got his gander up in that podcast, if you know what I mean.

49:02Keyzie:And can I just, and this is a true story, and I've never seen it before, after we finished the podcast, immediately after, Pugs-on went straight into Studio B and started freaking out with Big Dilly because he was worried about the content of the podcast. He started doctoring. It's weird that you said true story because Dilly literally said, can you come in here and listen to the clip that we're going to play today on the outro? Right, okay. So you weren't doctoring the finished product, so it hasn't been changed in any way shape? No, I'm going to do that later after the show. Really? I feel like the people need to know about Pugs' buzzy party.

49:37It's not a buzzy party, man. It was a burlesque themed shindig.

49:41Keyzie:Call it what you will, Pugs Island. That's right, I'm calling it what it was. It was a buzzy party. Well, here's a clip. I'm actually interested to hear today's clip of the podcast outro, actually. Out at 7.30 tonight. I'm not finishing that. Well, no, just Jase. He's just joking around. Jase, you're being a sicko, man. I'm just joking around. What do you mean, man? He's still looking at photos of me and my partner on my phone. I'm just saying. A nude boudoir photo. We want to hear, man. He's a sicko. Nah, it's all G, man. No, Jase, can you promise not to be weird about it? Can you promise not to be a sick fuck about it, man?

50:12She's wearing a corset. Right. Yeah, and then some other stuff. It was great. See, what was wrong with that? That was just you talking about going through my phone and finding inappropriate photos of me and my partner.

50:26Keyzie:No, I didn't say that. Which can I say? Sifty behaviour. Can I say, emphatically, I never said you and your partner. I said you and other people. 100 % true story. Hang on, hang on. You know what's funny is you were being sifty because you were sifting through his phone. Yeah. I was. That's literal. And being creepy. Meaning. Meaning. Sure. Meaning of sifty, not anything else. Now listen, check out the podcast because it's a doozy. Check out the Instagram because I've got a feeling that old Pugsan's putting something out that makes me look bad again. New video out right now at Horiki Big Show.

51:05Check it out. Yeah. And until tomorrow, have a great night and we'll see you later.

51:10Keyzie:Bye.