FULL SHOW: Jase Loves Cape Horn

23:45Oh, yeah, she got him a new bathrobe. Oh, jeez. One of those really flash sort of towelette ones. You know what I mean? Like a silk sort of towelette, yeah, yeah. With a plush as. That's so hot. My partner just came back from two weeks in Narm, brought a legit North Face bag and a sweet as T-shirt. I'm 41. And that's from JC in Porirua. So maybe the cutoff's around 43 or 42. Right, okay. Whenever I go overseas, I pick up Whittakers and treats for the workmates, but it's never appreciated. We have an unwritten rule at our workplace that if you go overseas, you must bring back random treats for the whole team to share.

24:22So generally, the rule is, if you're going overseas on a trip, bring back treats for your workmates, let alone your partner. Well, I tell you what, back in the day for me, it was Durries. You know, the old duty-free. You get a carton of Durries and, you know, some cheap piss. It's not really worth it anymore, though, is it? No, it's certainly not worth it anymore, and I don't smoke anymore, so there's no point to it. But, yeah, I mean, I was hurt. Yeah. It might be a bit frosty when I get home tonight. It'll soon heat up. But, you know, especially when she was showing me all her new stuff, you know what I'm saying?

25:03And you think there's no chance that she was saving your gift for tonight when she could be fully present and not rushed to get out the door to work? Well, no, because as I say, she opened up her one and only suitcase and just chucked everything everywhere all over the lounge, and there was nothing left in it. I mean, Terry's towel, for example, took up half the bloody bag. Oh, jeez. You know what I mean? He was strutting around when I was going to work today. Actually, just on that, I've got a gift you can give her, man. Okay. Some divorce papers after that. Boom. The Hauraki Big Show podcast.

25:41Alison Chains here on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.37, which means it's time for... We're off to find the brewery of the day. What have you got for us, Park San? Ah, Peckham Cider, Hooray Jay. Okay. These guys are going to be at Bear Vana in aisle 23. Now, let me tell you, Jase, they're NZ's champion cider producer for 2023 and 2024. You like a cider, Pugson? I do love a cider, 100%. A good, crisp, dry cider. I spent a lot of time in my uni years on the ciders, actually. Yes. And I haven't spent as much time, I think, working at Hauraki. We're very beer-inclined.

26:30But I've still got a lovely soft spot for cider. And these guys have got barrel-aged beauties and mouth-watering infused ciders, all 100 % natural, so no shortcuts, and they're all gluten-free as well, if that matters to you. And they are going to be at the Beervana Festival, so you won't want to miss them. So when you say you've got a soft spot for cider still on your body, whereabouts? Where's the soft spot? Well, you'll have to buy me a cider and you'll find out. Oh, yeah, okay, nice. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, now, that's fantastic. Yesterday we were talking about Mogey's looking for some buddies, some drinking buddies over in London there.

27:08Have we had any sort of update on that? Has anyone got in touch or whatever? Because he was planning to do it tomorrow from memory. Yeah, he was. But you've got to remember that the UK is like 11 hours ahead of NZ. Is it ahead or behind? I'm going to look it up here. I'm sure that it's ahead. Oh, no. So NZ is 11 hours ahead of the UK. Yes. So it'll be Thursday that that happens. Is that right? Does that make sense? Yes, I guess so. So Thursday here, he'll be having his meet-up at a London pub. Okay, yeah. Does that make sense? Not really. Okay, cool. But if you want to, get in touch with Mr. Mike Minogue on Insta there.

27:47He's real keen to catch up with any Kiwi expats over in London for sort of a one-day-only photo shoot with old Mogi signing. How good. Yeah. And it's for the whole day, he said. Oh, yeah, and even if he denies it, he's keen to hang around. Yeah, all day. Here's Tom Petty. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The exponents there on the radio, Hauraki Big Show. Now, we're all missing the fellows. Aren't we? It'd be lovely to have them all back on board, hopefully on Monday. I feel like Keezy's been away for about a year. He has been gone for so long now, And I'm just, every now and then he puts up a little update on his Insta.

28:32Yes. Chris Key and Z, if you want the updates on his travels. With that in mind, we thought it's nice to sort of look back in history with the big show and play some older clips. Yes, and there was a long time there. I don't even know if it still applied when he went on holiday because you were his agent. Yes. And you were trying to get him some more work. I still am. For his up and coming broadcasting career. Yes. And this is a gig that you got him maybe two years ago. Okay. I was thinking about this job that I've got for you, Keezy, or the potential job that I've got for you through the agency.

29:02Oh, God. Yeah, I know. So more acting work. Well, it's not so much acting work. It's more in a field that you've got a bit more experience in, i.e., you're radio producing. Right, radio. Okay. It's just that I didn't sign up to get radio. He's got a lot of experience in growing a nose. Yeah, yeah, totally does that. Five bucks, pugs. Come on, man. But no, because, you know, you've been saying a lot. you know, off air during the show that, you know, you're ready to spread your wings, you know, and take to the air. Mind you, with a snozz like that, you'll be ready to get off the ground. But, no, listen.

29:41And so I've just been casting around. I've just been casting around. Have you? Casting around there, GZ. And good news. Good news. An opportunity has come up for you, mate. Oh. Sort of as a producing role with a little bit of on-air kind of stuff every now and then sort of chipping in. Right. Down in my old hometown, mate, of Rotorua. And I don't know if you've ever heard of the station down there, Radio Geyserland. Oh, yeah. So Radio Geyserland. Yeah. And they've got... Because in Rotorua they've got heaps of bloody geysers, man. So that's on brand. That's really good. I've across that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:25So it's Radio Geyserland, the midnight till dawn shift. That's prime time. Yeah, it is, mate. Next to prime time. Especially when you're talking talkback. It's talkback. And one of the things that is really, I think this is going to really sell it for you, Keezy. What's that, James? You're going to be working alongside the one and only Maggie Barry. Oh. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Big red. Big red. Boats, mate. Right, so hang on. So I thought, well, geez, I mean, you're going to have to take a bit of a cut in wages, but I see it as an opportunity for you to spread your wings, you know, and just sail your own boat there.

31:08Well, hang on, hang on, because first of all, is this a network nationwide show or is it just in Rotorua? Oh, it's just a local show, yeah. But very, very popular locally, I understand, yeah. Oh, 700, 800 listeners. Yeah, a week. Right, just because it seems like, I mean, and also I'm producing a midnight till, and I'm producing as well. I'm not on air much. Well, you won't be on air. MB said she might, you know, occasionally throw to you or, you know, you might go, Mags, it's, you know, Lauren on, you know, line two. Yeah, so that'll just be in her cans. That won't be on the microphone. It won't be on air.

31:45It'll be in her cans. You'll tell her who's on the microphone. Yeah, yeah. Well, it just seems like I've already got, like a pretty okay gig here on Hodaki as one third of the drive show. I feel like. I don't know, I just think it probably would suit your drinking schedule better as well, that kind of job. Yeah, it would. Because you could literally just get hammered on the job for something like that. I mean, honestly, any fool could do it. Right. And probably within, what do you reckon, Jase, six months to a year, technology will come along where you'll be out of a job anyway. Yeah, you'll be on your ass.

32:19Wasn't that a bad thing? I mean, what? Can't I just, no, I think I didn't sign up. So is that a yes, Keezy? No, it's definitely not a yes. I didn't sign up to your agency. We should at least have the interview. No, I don't want the interview. I need to get back to them pretty quick, smart. I can't be faffing around here. You need to make a decision. Well, look, just go back and say thank you very much for the offer, but I'm not interested. I'm one third of the drive show here at Hauraki, a crucial part of the team, and that you can't afford to lose me. Well, she's an absolute institution in New Zealand, mate.

32:48We're not going to lie to her. Yeah, there you go. Oh, Radio Geyserland. I still remember the sting for that Pugsan. How does that go? Radio Geyserland. Tune. Huge tune. And that was, of course, the local station in my hometown of Rotorua. Would have been a huge step up for old Kesey in this broadcasting room. I couldn't believe how anti he was about the whole thing. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Here's Audio Slave. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. You're welcome back, you massive backbones. You're listening to The Big Show with Pugsan and Hoity Jizz.

33:30Brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger, redefining the norm. Hair crafty. How good. Real good, man. Well, you kicked off that tune real quick there, Pugs-un. Oh, really? Was that too quick? I was just about to get into a bit of chat. I learned a new word when I was playing board games on the weekend, Jase. Can we get into that? Yes. Of a new place, yeah. Doing that next, you mean? Yeah, is that all right? Sure, man. Who's this? Green Day. Nice. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Stone Temple Pilates here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening.

34:12Jase. Yes, Pugs? I had a couple of mates over for a board game night on the weekend. How cool. This lovely couple that we're really, really good mates with. Was it a Dungeons and Dragons game or what was the game? The game was, well, we actually played a couple of different games, but the main one was Articulate. Are you familiar with Articulate? Vaguely. It's essentially the one where you partner up in teams and then you read or you have to get your partner to guess what's written on your card without saying what it is that's on your card. Yeah, no, I'm more of a sort of twister sort of guy. Shirtless?

34:49Oh, yeah, definitely. The less clothes, the better. Avo oil? Avocado oil is my preference, yes. Yeah, nice. Dimmed lights. Oh. And... A little Sade in the background. Maybe a bit of Sade in the background. Yeah. and just spread that oil out everywhere, all over the place, just so you can do a bit of slipping and sliding. But anyway, I digress. No, no, no, I'll invite you to the next one for sure. And essentially I was reading the category of world, which is places around the world, and I had not heard of this particular place called Cape Horn. Yes. Which is a rocky headland, and it marks the northern boundary of the Drake Passage.

35:36but I had honestly never discovered Cape Horn until I watched, I mean, until I played the game. Well, actually, technically it's in southern Chile's Tierra del Fugo Archipelago and it's on the headlands of Hornos Island. I spent a bit of time there when I was in my 20s. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. How long were you spending time with Cape Horn? Oh, look, if I had my time again, I'd still be doing Cape Horn. You know what I'm saying? I had never even experienced or discovered Cape Horn until I was hanging out with my mates on Saturday night. Right, okay. But yeah, Cape Horn does sound like something you'd be into, though.

36:15Oh, I was totally into it, man. Very, very into it. Were you kind of experiencing Cape Horn? I think of it all the time, weirdly enough. It's so weird. Cape Horn? Yes. Right. And I look it up all the time as well because, you know. You look up Cape Horn? Yes, just because it reminds me of my time back there, surrounded by crazy wild seas and all that sort of stuff. Have you, well, did you experience K-Porn with some of your mates? Yeah, there was a group of us at K-Porn, yeah.

36:46I've got some photos of K-Porn. Really? Yes. You got some pics of K-Porn? Well, actually, funnily enough, I've got some old 8mm videos of K-Porn too. Can we have a look off air at your K-Porn? Yeah, totally, man, if you're into, or why don't you invite me around to your house and bring your friends around and we could make an evening of it. Just a K-Porn-themed night. Yeah, totally. Horty J's K-Porn.

37:10Yes, indeed. David Bowie there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now, I've got an amazing competition going at the moment. Nothing but the 90s, Pugsan. That's right. We want to find out the songs that pioneered or defined the 90s. Your personal favourites. and you can vote for three tunes, I believe. Yes, three tunes. That's available to do now. Correct. And every vote is going to get you in the draw for this massive 90 starter kit. Do you want me to reel off some of the cue stuff in there? Some Doc Martens? Yes, we covered that yesterday. Yes, good. A Fender guitar, a pair of Chuck Taylors.

37:48Did you have Chucks on the day, Jess? Oh, no. I had those. You know what they should have in there, actually? Yes. Those little Chinese kind of shoes. No. Little Chinese shoes, Jase? They were like karate shoes. Racism alert. Racism alert. They were little black slip-on karate shoes, and I swear to God they were all the rage in the 90s. Everyone wanted a pair. Have you never heard of those? I think if I saw them, were they like plimsoll sort of like almost vans, like slip-on vans, like canvas, little rubber white sole? Yes, and kind of were very thin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they were Chinese karate shoes, but I'm not sure.

38:32I'm hovering on that button. I'm hovering. Anyway, it's really good that we're talking about those because they're not included in this 90s starter kit. Well, they should be. They should be. The Chuck Taylors are, though. A Casio watch. Yeah, cool. That's real classic 90s. A Bluetooth boombox speaker. So you can do your break dancing, Jase. Yeah. Your hippity hops. Back in the 90s, of course, I had my Walkman. Yes, yes. And you'll be stoked about the retro gaming console. pew pew. Is that like the Star Wars one where they go bloop, bloop, and the line goes down and you're like, doosh, doosh, doosh.

39:07Are you talking about Tetris or Pong? I think it's Tetris. Where the blocks go down. Yeah, yeah. They just gradually go down. And they even used to have, when I first started playing it, like a lever. It had two buttons to go left and right. Yeah, I'm not sure what the exact model is, but it'll be in there. A replica 95 wires jersey, which you'd be stoked about. Oh, yeah. And$1 ,000 cash. How good. So get your votes in now. If you want an easy way to do that, text VOTE to 3483. It's all thanks to our mates at Super Liquor, celebrating 30 years of cheers. Good stuff. And then the countdown for that will kick off, ooh, 25th of August.

39:45Is that like 500 songs? Yeah. How good. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Keezy. Lead the sample in there on the radio. Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now we're going back into the archives. What little beauty have you got for us today, Pugsun? This was quite a hearty discussion, and I think it's probably appropriate that we play. You remember a little while ago we were talking about me spooning in the kitchen? Vaguely? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is you guys discussing whether or not you accept public displays of affection. Well, funnily enough, actually, We were talking about your public displays of affection on the podcast outro today.

40:27That's right. Amongst my friend group, Jase thinks I'm quite physically affectionate with my pals. Which I have no problem with at all. Yeah. I think it's a really like, believe it or not, I'm a very physically affectionate person too. Oh, I believe it. Just only with my wife. Oh. I don't like other people touching me. It freaks me out. Makes me feel creepy. Does that include me? Well, no, you can touch me. Hey, I want to get you guys' opinion on something. Yep, it is big, man. But you're stuck with it. But you could get a nose job. Yeah, yeah. But it could probably cost you a few grand. Okay, cheers.

41:02Yeah, that's everything I wanted. Thanks, fellas. How much are you going to clip off it, really, to be honest, Keezy? Right. The amount you'd need. Yeah, you're looking at quite a few bucks. Right. And you would cheers. No, that's all. That's all. I don't actually know that they'd have the equipment for it, to be honest. Right. You're talking about my nose, right? Yeah, your nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Self-planing. I mean, I suppose they could plane it. Plane it. Yeah, yeah. Right, yeah, cool. All right, yeah, that's all. Thank you. That's it? Yeah. No, what I was actually trying to get onto was, what's your guys' sort of opinion on snogging in public?

41:37You know? Kissing in public. PDAs, you mean? PDA. Public displays of affection. Correct. I think it can really divide people, can't it? Why is that? Well, just because, you know, it's not really a huge display of affection, but when I like to say goodbye to my wife, I like to have a kiss. Yeah. Like a, what, 10, 15 second pash? Yeah. Oh, yeah, pash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tongue, obviously. The old rattlesnake thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Oh, were you listening to us? Yeah. Hard not to. Yeah, you would spit falling down the side of your chin there. That's a bit more drool. Yeah, well, drool, yeah.

42:16Yeah, and I was just like... Well, that might have come from your nose. Ho! But I find that she's starting to get a bit embarrassed because you know how there's this bit outside Hodaki here with the glass windows? Yeah. We were walking along there today, and then I was like, all right, I'll see you later, have a good day, see you, and then went for the quick kiss, you know. I think it was more the ass grab that I found a little bit. No, I don't mind her doing that. That's fine. But, yeah. And what, she was not into it. She was into it for the first 15 seconds, and I wanted to go the full 20, and then she was like, oh, we should probably stop it there.

42:51Right. Which sounded like, oh, we should probably stop it there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's probably because how long have you guys been together? 11 years. It's probably just a relationship falling apart. Wow, I don't know about that. It's the next stage of the relationship. Right. Yeah. Are you sure? It's quite natural. Yeah, it's another stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, how would you? It would be unnatural if she still wanted to kiss you after all these years. Right. Yeah. It's gross. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gross, dude. Are you sure it's really? It's gross. It's gross. And it's also... I'm amazed you can get close enough to kiss you with the nose.

43:18Well, actually, just on that, I think you should keep your massive beak out of my business when it comes to... Well, I mean, you asked a question there, Keezy. You asked her for advice, so, Keezy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, to be fair. But, I mean, I guess the question, Hoity J, is, you know, should other people be forced to watch, you know, two young lovebirds, or one young lovebird and a massive sicko engaging in pre-sexual intercourse activity when they're trying to go about... Yeah, yeah. They're trying to go about their work. Yeah, well, you know, well, it's foreplay, isn't it? Well, it's not foreplay.

43:51It's just like a... And it's, you know, particularly in Keezy's case, it was pretty out in front and right in front of everyone, so he wasn't making any attempt to hide it. No, I'm not ashamed of it. I mean, this is all Glass Studios, you know, and back in the day, I wouldn't mind the odd rogue pash, you know, and so forth, maybe a bit of hickey action. Yeah. maybe a bit of toe-sucking, maybe that sort of thing. Back in the day, Mogi. But as you say, I mean, it's a generational thing too as you get a slightly older, even though Kesey are the same generation, you know, I'm a little bit more refined with that stuff.

44:31As am I. I mean, for me, I'm not really interested in seeing a public display of affection. No. I don't mind a private display of affection. No. You know? That's why I've been a peeping Tom for a while. I've got my drones and that now. To me, it just feels a little bit more personal, I think, when you're watching people's personal displays and private displays of affection. Yeah, thank you. Well, as I've mentioned before, of course, at the townhouses run up against my thing there, I'll often see people shagging away. And I mean, that's different, though, because they don't know that I'm watching.

45:01No, because it's hard to balance on the fence, isn't it? Well, that's right. Yeah, yeah, totally. And depending on what the lighting's like, it's hard to get the camera just sorted as well. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, is it really a bad thing, PDA, though, or is it you guys are anti it because you physically, with those massive schnozzers, you can't actually have a front-on kiss with your partner? You know what I mean? We've already used that one on you. Yeah, you can't suddenly try to turn that around on us. Oity J will rewind the tape. He's already used that one on you on this break. Yeah, totally.

45:27And so, you know,

45:33there is the issue, too, of the half-mongrel-mongrel scenario in that scenario. And you obviously had your hands in your pockets afterwards. Playing the old pocket billiards. Yeah, yeah, which was, you know, a little bit off-putting. But generally speaking, no, gross, keep it to yourself. Yeah, lovely stuff. Speaking of spooning, actually, Pug Sun, how good, 3 o 'clock this morning, 3 a.m. this morning, my wife slipping back into the Hoere J bed. You didn't go pick her up from the airport? No, because she left her car there. Ah. And it was very late. and just nuzzling in. It felt good, man. It does feel good.

46:11The puzzle piece is back together, Jase. I'm stoked for you. Yes, and it was very cold yesterday, and she was like, oh, it's so nice. You're so warm. I bet you were. And then I was wide awake for the rest of the day, as I said previously at the start of the show. Stoked. Yeah, real stoked. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.

46:37Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted for your Tuesday night. It's not the same. It sounds weird, doesn't it? Your big show done and dusted. But anyway, the podcast outro today, we just talked our normal crap, didn't we, Pudson? 100%. I was explaining that what I've started doing, which is what you, Mike, and Keezy do, is come in and kind of use the outro as like a filter to get all your shite out before you do the radio show. Well, it's an unload, isn't it? I was having a great moan. A great moan. And unload. Wow, you know, I moan all the time. It's just part of my being now.

47:10I've got to stop that. What's the clip today? Dilly's called it Redacted. When I was a young fellow from my group of friends, we used to, and this is weird, and I've talked about it before, you know, go to parties and stuff like that and pretend to ****. Now, when you say pretend ****, what do you mean? Like my friend Johnny would give a pretend **** to me. And he was so good at it that we'd go to parties and everyone, without a word of a lie, would go, Johnny, Johnny, give Jason... Yeah, that was in our sword fighting days. We were massively into Dungeons and Dragons. And go, show us your sword fighting feelings.

47:56So you pretend to sword fighting, but maybe he thought sword fighting was too violent to play on the radio. Yeah, I think that was probably it. Yeah, totally. Hey, what are you up to tonight, Pugs? I don't know after you finish work. I'm going to a quiz night with some pals down the road. I'm catching up with a pal I haven't seen for a while. And another pal that I haven't seen for a while that's been overseas. So won't that be lovely? Like a trivia night? I think so. Sounds good. Maybe a couple of beers, some pizza, Jase. What are you getting up to, man? Well, I'm catching up with my wife. Aw.

48:23Because she got home at three this morning. Gave you a big spoon. Went to work. I played golf. Haven't seen her since. So sort of catch up on how her little holiday was, probably. I imagine you're going to have some words, given she left you and took your kid. Yeah, there'll be words. Yeah, nice. You sort that out, mate. Just reinstate the accounts and stuff. But it'll be nice to have a home-cooked meal again. I don't say that in a sexist way. I just, as I said yesterday, I had Uber Eats all weekend. Yeah, you just refuse to cook unless it's your wife cooking. Is that right? Well, no, I just refuse to cook if it's just for me, Pugs.

48:59Yeah, right, right, right. Come on, I'm not a sexist dude, man. Sure. Hey, no, listen, go and check out the Instagram. Go and check out the podcast. Till tomorrow. See you later. Bye.