FULL SHOW: One Last Breakfast

16:27Keyzie:G'day, fellas.

16:27Mike Minogue:Here he is. Nice of you to show up, man. What's that about?

16:31Keyzie:Let's just say some pressure was applied from various sources and old hoody Jay had to fly back from Spain. Were you in Spain? Yeah, I was in Spain. You guys have been talking about Europe and I simply must. Yes. So here I am. Is that how you've been doing the show? Is it, Keezy? That's how I've been opening the show.

16:51Mike Minogue:Oh, right, okay. I've been having great feedback on 3480. Oh, have you? That's good stuff, man. Good stuff. Whereabouts in Spain were you? Oh, all over the place. Really? It's a massive country. You've only been gone for like five days. I know.

17:01Keyzie:The funny thing is, it took me three days to get back as well. So, you know, buddy transit and all that sort of stuff. You'd be flying into the wind at this time. Yeah, well, you're flying against the flow, you see. So it takes that much longer. Yeah, yeah. Far out. Yeah. How are you fellas going? You all good? Yeah, we've been great. Pretty good, man. Last day, of course. Yeah, how good. So, yeah, it's a shame you weren't here for the first hour of the show, Jason. I hope you weren't tuning in on the drive-in. Some words were said, but I don't think Kesey meant all of them.

17:30Mike Minogue:Well, to be honest, it was mostly Pugs. And unfortunately, he's now in Studio B again, so he can't apologise. He's been demoted.

17:35Keyzie:It was really interesting, actually, when I walked into the studio, the look of disappointment on Pugs' face. You know what I'm saying? I was like, I thought Pugs would be like, Hoity J, so good to see you, mate. He was like, James, what are you doing here? Yeah, he was like, oh, what are you doing here?

17:54Mike Minogue:And then he said, I guess I've got to go back to Studio B. Yeah.

17:58Keyzie:Dragged his sorry ass back into Studio B.

18:02Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

18:07Keyzie:Friends Ferdinand there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show doing the breakfast show this Friday morning. The time, fellas, 11 minutes past 7 o 'clock.

18:15Mike Minogue:That's right, and if you've just joined us, It's been myself, Mogi and Pugsan on Brekkie this morning and all week, in fact. The original reason we were actually covering breakfast, we lost a bet. We lost a game of golf. Jeriam and I get the day off for the final day of the year. We have to come in and cover. Hoidi J's been on holiday all week, but you've showed up today, J. So now we're late, but you're here anyway. Why is that?

18:37Keyzie:This is such a set up. Look, I'll tell you what happened. I played golf during the week, Mogi, with old Keezy. He had a shocker. He wasn't in tears, was he? He should have been in tears. It was an embarrassment to the game of golf. Is this what you've come in to do? Specifically for this reason. No, what happened was I was chatting to Keezy on the golf course there and he said to me that old Pugsan and Mogi were having to do the breakfast show because he had a day off as well or a day in lieu or whatever you call it. So he was going to take that day off. And I thought that was hilarious. So anyway, I was talking to my wife about it, and my wife went, oh, that's really mean.

19:22Keyzie:And I was like, what do you mean it's mean? And she said, well, you can't just let Pugs and old Mogi do the show by themselves. You guys lost the bet. He didn't even play. And I was like, whose side are you on here? Yeah. And then I get a message from Keezy yesterday in our little private chat where we mostly talk about golf, to be honest, Mogi.

19:44Mike Minogue:and he said, let me read the message. Yes. So is it the last day for you fellas asking about today? It's like, yep, for me, yes. No, it was you asking about yesterday. Yes. Originally asking about yesterday, last day for me. And then he goes, and Mike and Pugs are doing breakfast on Friday? And I said, yep, unless you want to come in and join them and then I'll come in too, but I don't mind. And then he goes, that's hilarious. And that was all that was discussed about it. But my wife did the same thing. She said that's really mean. She said it's a lot of pressure to put on Pugs-san, who works his bloody ass off.

20:18Mike Minogue:Wow. I think we're under-bestimating Pugs. I mean, I like, it's kind words, but Pugs is a professional over there. Yeah, he bloody is. In fact, he is a professional because he's going to be doing exactly that this afternoon. So if you guys are that worried about him, I'm assuming we're going to see you this afternoon for the Drive show as well. Oh, shit, no. I mean, like, I just think him doing two shows in one day is a lot. Right. That's what my wife was saying. She's like, it's all good drive, but not brekkie. Right, for sure. Because it's very different.

20:46Keyzie:I've got to be honest with you, fellas. I was still undecided despite my wife's disgust at me. Yeah. And then I was tossing and turning in bed last night. The sweat was pissing off me. Yeah. I was fully nude, of course. And I woke up this morning and I went, All right. But also the reason I was in at seven, because that's when Keezy told me to come in. because I thought it was from 7 till 9. So he sort of stitched me up there as well. You know what I'm saying?

21:16Mike Minogue:I just thought it would be funny if we slagged you off for an hour and then you came in anyway. It's worked quite well. Yeah, it has worked really well. Here's a text on 3483. Is this pre-recorded? Is Jase actually there? Are any of you guys actually there? I demand proof. There you go. That should be proof enough. Yeah, I reckon. Except for the people that didn't write that text. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Queens of the Stone Age. Hey, by the way, keep those texts coming in for What's on the Breakfast, New Zealand. We'll be reading those out soon. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

21:43Keyzie:Queens of the Stone Age here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show doing the breakfast show this rather moist Friday morning. The time, 18 minutes past 7 o 'clock.

21:52Mike Minogue:Hey, fellas. Yes? Yeah. We're giving away a boat, man. How good. Oh, man, again as well. Another one, yeah. It's a fantastic boat. The entire package worth$75 ,000. A Finchaser 535 center console, Mercury 60 horse, four-stroke, and a Voyager trailer. Man. All you have to do is name it by texting BOAT to 3483. Follow the link. All the details are there. I only want the trailer. I need a new trailer. A boat trailer? Well, yeah. I'd adapt it so I could just take rubbish to the skip. So can I enter it, bin the boat, and just keep the trailer? Yeah, I think so. Okay, good. Because what you could do is you could obviously take the boat.

22:31Mike Minogue:Well, to be honest, if it was me, I'd probably use it. The boat? Yeah, yeah. Or, you know, maybe. Big call, Keezy. Big call. What, using a free boat? Yeah. A brand new boat. I'd probably use it or give it to a family member. For example, I know my dad's always wanted a boat. Oh. There you go, here's a boat. Secret Santa. Yeah, Secret Santa, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:50Keyzie:I would do the classic Westie thing, I think. I'd just park it up in my front lawn and just let the grass grow over it. 100 % that is. You know what I mean? I'd never use it. Stinkfinger. Oh, for a name? Yeah, it's one of the names that's come through.

23:05Mike Minogue:Oh, Stinkfinger. He's not just calling you. stink finger.

23:08Keyzie:I was thinking to myself, where did mogie smell my fingers? Moist deck. Oh, come on, man.

23:15Mike Minogue:More of that. Swallow hook and gag. Wake, Jase. Wake maker. These are all ones sent in by listeners, by the way. Yeah, well, I didn't think

23:25Keyzie:you were just coming up with them off the top

23:28Mike Minogue:of your head, Keezy. Hairy ripples. Meat paddies. Keezy's nips. Hoity jizz boat. Oh, that is good. It is good. And so all you have to do is text BOAT to 3483, follow the link, name the boat, and if you win it, whatever name you put in there, that'll be written on the side of the boat. That's a hell of a prize. It is a hell of a prize. Coming up next, what's on the breakfast with me, dinner or whatever it's called. So keep those texts coming on 3483. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

24:04Keyzie:Yes, indeed, a bit of bush for your Friday morning. 5.28 is the time. 7.28. What did I say? 5. 7.28. And you said it. Oh, what? This is breaking news. And you said it's staring straight at the clock. I know. That's the way. I'll tell you why, fellas, because I'm still on Spanish time. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean?

24:26Mike Minogue:Si. Si, si. Jase has been on holiday in Spain. Flew back, especially for you, Fields. All right. Sorry, guys. Let me just redo this. Sorry.

24:41Mike Minogue:This is Breaking News

24:43Keyzie:Grazie, grazie

24:45Mike Minogue:That's Italian Alright, time for your latest sport headlines Thanks to Export Ultra, the beer for here Tom Latham and Devin Conway Have posted the second highest opening partnership In New Zealand Test cricket history They put on 323 as part of 334 for 1 On the opening day of the third match Against the West Indies in Mount Maunganui Conway is 178 not out His sixth ton Latham made 137. I was absolutely glued to that from start to finish. Yeah, ball by ball. Oh, my God. It was bloody good stuff. Latham, the idiot, got out with three overs to go. Three overs to go on the day's play. What an absolute.

25:21He got 130.

25:22Keyzie:Do you know, I think with Latham, that's his 15th test century. That's pretty bloody impressive, actually. I think he got one in the last test as well. Yes, he did. So it's a return to form. Yes. and I'm very happy for Devin Conway as well who's been in one hurr of a slump. Yeah, for about six years. Eyes to the front, Kesey.

25:41Mike Minogue:Bloody Nora. Oh my God, let me read the sports. England heads into day three of the third Ashes test in trouble at 213 for eight. 158 runs behind Australia's first innings. Bloody pisses me up. Oh yeah. Captain Ben Stokes resumes on 45 and Joffre Archer is on 30. Bloody hell, I was watching that as well. Glued to it, I was. Ball by ball. Yes. Stokes has been in there for a very, very long time for a very, very poor score. He's obviously just the glue of the Indians, Jays. Would that be right?

26:10Keyzie:Yeah, that would be fair, Moggy. I watched quite a bit of that yesterday. It's been really disappointing, the English. They really have. They've been really disappointing. And the weird thing is they've now decided to play kind of test cricket again. Yeah. And it's like, no, go out guns blazing. If that's the way you want to play, then play that way. But fair dinkum to the Aussies. They bowled beautifully yesterday. It's true, yeah. As much as I hate to admit it.

26:34Mike Minogue:The NRL has issued breach notices to the Sydney Roosters in relation to salary cap overspend and the Melbourne Storm in relation to team selection protocols. Well, what a shock. The Roosters, yeah. Two teams with pretty much every single position rammed with a superstar, an origin-level or international-level legend. They're over the cap, are they? Because it's always a topic of conversation, Kesey. Well, that's right, and they refer to the Roosters his salary cap as a salary sombrero. And they're just proving everyone right.

27:04Keyzie:Can I just ask, wasn't it Melbourne that went over that time and they lost the competition? They were stripped of their titles. That's right. Cheating bastards. Shocking bastards.

27:14Mike Minogue:And Waikato Bay of Plenty Magic Relationships Manager Gary Dawson wants the Netball New Zealand board overhauled, but not completely. Dawson says there should be a review of its composition, including chairperson Matt Winnere, in the wake of CEO Jenny Wiley's resignation. Wiley has left only weeks after Silver Ferns coach Dame Nolline Taurua's controversial stand-down, then reinstatement.

27:34Keyzie:Well, I just want to say, what are they doing interfering with people's relationships? What was his position again, or her position? Relationship advisor.

27:42Mike Minogue:What was that? I just read the words. Oh, okay. Nothing gets in. Relationships manager. Yeah, yeah.

27:48Keyzie:It's none of their business motion. Surely. You know what I'm saying? I say you've got to clear the whole lot out and start again. Every single... Yeah, and new rules as well.

27:57Mike Minogue:The whole sport. Yeah, longer skirts. Wow, I mean. Hey, it's just his vision for the sport. No, no, that's fair enough. Here's R.E.M. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

28:12Keyzie:Yes, indeed, the Black Crows there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show doing the breakfast show this Friday morning now after eight o 'clock, eight o 'clock. We're doing the final Friday throbber of the year, fellas. Yes. Now, I thought this was all done and dusted, and Mogi took it out for the third time in four years, is it? Fourth and five. Oh, fourth and five, yeah. Yeah, I won last year. You won last year. But because I'm back today, we've decided to do a special Friday throbber. Absolutely.

28:43Mike Minogue:That's right. It'll be a 100 % anonymous throbber. Breakfast show listeners might not know what that is. Basically, we each pick a song. You vote for it by calling us on 0800 Hauraki. The winner gets a point on the scoreboard. So it'll be 100 % anonymous today. That way it's a true, you know, decider. That's right. You won't be able to tell by the songs chosen who the person is that's chosen. You'll have no idea. I reckon I could already pick what your guys' songs, bands, certainly both are. Also, a bit of admin. We're not doing Mastermind this morning. Oh, damn. Yeah, I know. People will be furious out there about that.

29:14Oh, bugger.

29:15Mike Minogue:They actually will be. There's a very, you know. How much money's on the line? I'm not sure. Basically, they left 50 bucks on the desk. We didn't know what it was for. I think that must have been to give away. Right. And we bought coffees and stuff with it. Yeah, and pastries. And pastries. And some ciggies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus, after 8 o 'clock as well, Hoody J's got a bone to pick.

29:37Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

29:46Keyzie:It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday throbber. Doot doot. Yes, finally. Finally, I remembered. Yes. That is an all-time classic sting thingy that we've got there, isn't it? We've run that for over four years. Absolutely. They used to do some good stings. Who made that? Wasn't it?

30:07Mike Minogue:It's our old producer. The old shuckinator. Hey, fellas, what is the Friday Throbber? Someone's just asked here on 3483.

30:14Keyzie:Basically, the Throbber is this. Usually, of course, we do the afternoon show, so the idea behind it was to really kick off your Friday afternoon heading into the weekend. We each choose a song. Yes. Then you, the public, give us a call on 0800HORAKI and decide which song you want to play. First of two wins.

30:31Mike Minogue:That's right. That is exactly right. And this time around, because it's a tiebreaker, we don't want the vote being swung by who the song has been played by. So we're going to play three songs. Keezy's going to say song one, play it. Then he's going to say song two, play it. Then he's going to say song three and play it. Then you guys are going to ring up. We'll go to a song and come back with a vote. That's right. 100 % anonymous, Throbber. No comments, all right? I'm going to do this in a random order. Because it is an instant cancellation. Okay. You are barred. You are tossed out of the throbber for this week.

31:02Mike Minogue:Yeah, you'll be tossed out. You'll be tossed out. All right. Song number one.

31:09Keyzie:It's a no-man.

31:26Mike Minogue:All right, that is song number one. Here is song number two.

31:49Mike Minogue:All right, so am I right in saying we had Prodigy and then that was Deftones? and here is the third song.

32:06Mike Minogue:So three massive tunes there. You decide New Zealand. Give us a call on 0800 Hauraki. The winner of this wins the Friday Throbber for 2025. Wow. Wowza. Here's the offspring. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

32:29Keyzie:It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday throbber. And as it turns out... Doosh, doosh. Oh, bugger. As it turns out, the final one of the year, and interestingly enough, it's a tiebreaker.

32:45Mike Minogue:It is a tiebreaker. Mike is on 15 wins for the year. Jace is on 15 wins with three asterisks.

32:52Keyzie:No, two asterisks.

32:54Mike Minogue:Let me read out what the asterisks are for. Coercing a listener, playing a Pantera song with a thousand F-bombs and constantly picking the deftones. I'm on seven with two asterisks for playing Freebird when it wasn't relevant to the theme and also bullying Mogi. Yes. Today's is 100%.

33:13Keyzie:Can I just clarify something here? Yeah. I'm going to have a bone to pick, but also that third one was ruled negative. Yeah, that's right. I'm also going to have a bone to pick. Yes, we'll get to that.

33:28Mike Minogue:Excellent. Can't wait for these bones to be picked randomly. All right, here are the three anonymous throbbers that you'll be choosing from today. Here is song number one.

33:38Keyzie:It's an old man.

33:51Mike Minogue:That is The Prodigy, song number one. Here is song number two. That is running a mile to my head tonight. That is the Deftones there for song number two. And here is song number three.

34:23Mike Minogue:That is Alicia Bridges' song number three for the Friday Throbber.

34:28Keyzie:Good stuff. Shall we go to the phone lines, fellas? G'day, John, you mad bastard. How's life?

34:33Mike Minogue:Yeah, good, boys. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, John.

34:36Keyzie:What are you running with there, mate?

34:38Mike Minogue:Hey, mate, we've got to get this last day of work party started, stuck into the bag and listen to a bit of Prodigy. One vote for Prodigy. Good stuff.

34:49Keyzie:G'day, Lee, you mad bastard. How's life?

34:51Mike Minogue:Brother!

34:55Mike Minogue:Lee, who are you voting for there, mate? I'm going to go for number two, hopefully. Number two, the Deftones. Yes. Yeah, good on you, mate. Good on you, mate.

35:06Keyzie:G'day, Patrick, you mad bastard. What are you running with there, mate? G'day, fellas. G'day, mate. I'm with caller one on this, boys. Let's get balls deep into it, eh?

35:18Mike Minogue:The Prodigy. The Prodigy. The Prodigy for the win. And that means, shall we do a kind of exciting reveal as to who picked the Prodigy? Sure. Fellas, it was Old Mogey. Old Mogey. Are you joking? Wait, that means that Jase picked the Deftones. Are you kidding me?

35:38Keyzie:You've got to finish off the year with what you love, Keezy.

35:41Mike Minogue:What you know and what you love. All right, well, here is your Friday Throbber winner and the ultimate winner for 2025. It is Old Mogey once again, and this is The Prodigy on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

35:57Keyzie:Well, there you go, your Friday throbber there. Prodigy as chosen by Mogey.

36:04Mike Minogue:That's right, Old Mogey with the win there. With The Prodigy again, yeah, we should reveal who chose which song.

36:10Keyzie:Yes, what, do we need to?

36:11Mike Minogue:Jase chose The Deftones. That's right. I chose I Love the Nightlife. That's right. I want to boogie. The final score in the Throbbers, Mogi way out in front on 16 wins for the year, taking out the championship. Jay's coming in second with 15. Old Keezy, third place on seven. Just a note that Keezy has managed to extend his winless streak, his losing streak, to a record 13 weeks. You don't know that that's a record. You're just assuming.

36:45Keyzie:Oh, it's a record. It's definitely a record. I mean, we've hit some bad runs, all of us, in terms of not winning for a long time. But never, never in the history of the Throbber has it been 13 weeks. Kesey, if you had a point for every time you lost in this streak, you would have made this competitive. You would only be one behind Hoity J, two behind Hoity J.

37:11Mike Minogue:Should we change the way it works then? Should we do that? Or is that a thing we should do? We should think about it. Yeah.

37:18Keyzie:But congratulations, Mogey. Thanks, mate. I was a little bit worried. I felt like I'd won it last week, and then we're back here this week doing it all over again. Well, that's right, yeah. Now, the prize for me is, of course, I get to play the Throbber playlist, all Mogey's tunes for a whole show. Totally. That's what we've been talking about since. Well, Keezy's been very keen on that. Until he got into his losing streak, he hasn't mentioned it for a while.

37:39Mike Minogue:Yeah, plus I was supposed to be on annual leave today, so I won't be here this afternoon. So, I mean, go for it, man. Thanks, man. Yeah, I think that'll be good. Maybe first day of next year. That's a good idea.

37:48Keyzie:Didn't we have a rule, too, that the wooden spooner shouted the team croissants and coffees? I thought that's what we decided. Well, which one do you want, curry or croissants? All of those.

38:03Mike Minogue:All of the above. I think it was both. Was it? Curry and croissants. I think I'd remember a stupid combo like that. I can go do that for you if you want, Jase.

38:12Keyzie:Okay, thanks, man.

38:17Keyzie:Here's Shee Hart.

38:19Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

38:25Keyzie:Shee Hart there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show doing the breakfast show this Friday morning. Now, fellas, I've got a bone to pick, but before you play this thing, I was going to pick this particular bone in 2026. Right. But, of course, I'm here today, so I'm going to pick it now. I got a bone to pick. I don't know how it is in your guys' households, but I'll give you a bit of a rundown on my scenario, which happens every day. Package after package after package after package.

38:59Mike Minogue:What kind of packages?

39:00Keyzie:You know, like just couriers dropping. Courier packages. Thank you for that. And it's just my wife. You know, she's just buying stuff all over the shop. That's not my bone to pick. My bone to pick is that one package turned up and my wife said, oh, darling, this is for you. And I went, that makes a change. And so I opened up this package, Mogi, and inside what did I find but two new pairs of golf shorts.

39:33Mike Minogue:Oh, that is BS, Jase. I'd be fuming as well. I would be fuming. And I'm like, oh, okay, that's nice.

39:43Keyzie:Thanks, darling. Why are you buying me golf shorts? Now, unbeknownst to me, Keezy had been in communicado with my wife.

39:55Mike Minogue:That means talking to.

39:56Keyzie:They're always talking to each other from what I hear. Yeah, in a private chat. Yeah. And I said, why are you buying me golf shorts? and she said, well, I got this distressed message from Keezy saying, can you please buy Hoity J some proper golf shorts? Now, let me just say, they're very smart. They make my legs look like pins. I mean, my legs are already withered and horrendous. There's nothing wrong with them. And so I put on these shorts, and then she showed me the messages they'd been sending each other, basically taking the piss out of Hoity J.

40:32Mike Minogue:What happened was, Jase, I messaged your lovely partner. Let's not forget you call my wife, or she calls you in tears almost every night, remember? Well, she does, yes. So, you know, it's okay if I message your wife. And I said, hey, Christmas prezzy idea for Jase, golf shorts, because Jase will walk around our course for four hours in the sun and Jase will be wearing tight denim shorts. Yeah. And I was just like, oh, it might be a good idea if your wife is looking for prezzies. Yes. Golf shorts. That's thoughtful. I thought that was nice. I thought that was nice. I was just trying to be nice.

41:02Keyzie:Firstly, can I say they're not tight denim shorts, Mogi. I have massive thigh muscles. Right. So they do tend to strain against the shorts that I'm wearing. I just don't want the scenario where Keezy is in charge of my attire on the golf course. I mean, it's a lovely thought, but, you know, next he'll be saying, can you buy him some... Well, it's got a touch of the P. Diddy's about it. It's one man buying another man clothes. Yes. And I don't need another man buying my clothes. Thank you, Mogi. So you're telling me now you're walking around wearing the shorts that Kesey has picked out for you?

41:42Because I need to know if you guys, what's going on?

41:47Keyzie:Let me be clear. I will not be wearing those bastards. I am not having another man dress me. All right? I mean, look at the shirt he's wearing for a start. Okay. Hang on. I am not going to be dressed by Christopher Key.

42:06Mike Minogue:I will sit here and be accused of being like P. Diddy. That's fine. But when you have a go at my nice European shirt that I'm wearing, that is too far.

42:16Keyzie:I probably will wear them maybe once. But they're very cool in terms of, you know, they'll be nice in a hot summer's day. Yeah, just wear them once. I'll wear them once. Yeah, yeah. These will get a photo of you. Yeah, get a little photo. Yeah, yeah.

42:28Mike Minogue:And they're cool because I made sure they went with that nice shirt you wear when you play. Oh my God. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

42:42Mike Minogue:This is Breaking News. That's right. It's time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra, the beer for right here, right now. Are we using that Breaking News thing because we can't find anything else? Well, it's our news, yeah. Breaking News. I guess this is Breaking Sports News. Is it? I don't know. It's from yesterday. Is it? Probably. Well, I mean, what do I do? I don't know. I was just checking in because I know that the breakfast guys put their stings in different places. They hide them. Well, they don't even have a sting for this. Do they not? Nah. Jerry just sort of like mumbles after the air.

43:19Mike Minogue:Right. That's kind of throwing me off now. Can you just do it? No, you're really good, man. It's great. You can start again if you want. I might just start again if I want, if that's all G.

43:33Keyzie:This is Breaking News. But to be fair, I mean, I don't know that it is technically breaking news. I just, I mean, I don't want to throw you again, but it's not really. We'll see how we go because it might be. Okay. So we'll judge it on a case-by-case basis.

43:48Mike Minogue:Okay. Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export Ultra the Bear for here. This just in. Whitney Hanson has been announced as the new Black Ferns head coach on a two-year deal. Wow. Is anyone else picturing Steve Hansen wearing like a wig? Going undercover to try and get back into coaching. Hansen succeeds Ellen Bunting, who stood down after the third place finished at the World Cup earlier this year. Hansen, who was a Black Ferns assistant coach during the 2022 World Cup triumph and has most recently coached Opeki's Matatu, will become the 13th head coach of the national side. That's good stuff.

44:24Mike Minogue:Was that breaking it up for you guys? Well, it's the first time I've heard it. Same, so I'll accept that. First time I've heard. News to me, yeah. Bloody news to me. This just in. Tom Latham and Devin Conway have posted the second highest. No, no. What do you mean? We've already done that. That's yesterday's news. Come on, man. That's fish and chip paper. Very much so, Mogey.

44:46Keyzie:Pull yourself together, Keezy.

44:48Mike Minogue:This is hot and fresh out the kitchen, man. I'll just keep reading anyway. Tom Latham and Devin Conway have posted the second highest opening partnership in New Zealand Test cricket history. They put on 323 as part of a 334-for-1 on the opening day of the third match against the West Indies in Mount Maunganui. Failures?

45:09Yeah, that's good stuff, but it's old. Yeah.

45:13Mike Minogue:Okay. How about this? This is today. England heads into day three of the third Ashes Test in Adelaide at 213-8, 158 runs behind Australia's first innings. I can't see them fighting back. I just can't see it. I think, and this is what Australia does so well,

45:33Keyzie:I think they've broken them a little bit. Mentally. Mentally and emotionally. You know, Stokes, he's still there, but on the field he was getting real stroppy, and he had a real go at Joffre Archer at one stage, who actually ended up getting five for about where he was bowling, and he had a real tizzy fit, which is a sign that all is maybe not well in camp. Yeah, well, you wait a long time to play in Ashes in Australia, don't you? You do. You turn up and you don't deliver. And Harry Brooks is another one, I think number one test batter in the world. Shit ass. Yeah.

46:07Mike Minogue:Ex-Eles winger Zach Lomax has been offered a near million dollar deal to sign with Super Rugby's Western Force. What? That's an interesting one, isn't it? The Force, of course, who weren't even part of Super Rugby, they got dropped at one point. they were going to be disestablished as a franchise. And now they've tabled a huge offer to Zach Lomax, who is one of the best wingers in the NRL. Bit of a plonker by all accounts. Right. But he's a very, very talented player. I'm just stoked to see him not go to that new rugby competition. Well, they've come out and said that they're pushing it back by a couple years.

46:39Which is good. I'll tell you what's really smart, man, is you say, I'm leaving my club, you can tear up my contract, and I'm going to go and play for this competition that doesn't exist and I haven't got a contract. Yeah. Smart. Good stuff. That's how you do it. Yeah, man. Oh, also, there's a fight tomorrow. Oh, yeah? It's on Netflix, so it's free if you've got that. And it's Jake Paul, the YouTuber and part-time boxer versus Anthony Joshua. Oh, dear. There is a height discrepancy of over a foot. So as long as this isn't some kind of a set-up fight, I'm looking forward to seeing Jake Paul get smacked.

47:14Hopefully.

47:16Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Beat Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

47:22Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki. Big show doing the breakfast show this morning. The time, 8.39.

47:28Mike Minogue:Fellas, people are wondering when the big show is going to be back on air for 2026. Are they? Who? I don't know. They texted in, not wondering. I'm just here to say we will be back Friday, the 16th of Jan. Very random coming back on a Friday. But that is the official warm-up show ahead of the Hot Springs Spas T20 Black Clash association with Westbrook. That, of course, is Saturday the 17th of Jan down in Mount Maunganui. So the Friday before, we're going to be at Brewco, Mount Maunganui, doing a live show. So circle that in your calendar. Friday the 16th of Jan. If you're in the area or if you're coming to Tauranga for the Black Clash itself, come a day early, come to the live show.

48:07Mike Minogue:First 100 or so people through the door get free backbone teas. How good. Yeah, that's bloody great stuff, mate.

48:13Keyzie:Now listen, we were talking earlier in the show about how I missed out on the Secret Santa. Yes. And I felt terrible because I was in charge of Mogi's Secret Santa. That's right. And poor old Mogi, everyone was opening presents all over the place, and Mogi didn't get a present. I was sitting there with my hands down my pants.

48:32Mike Minogue:Yeah, but that's kind of part of the reason why I didn't get anything. Yeah, maybe. Looks like he's got everything he needs right there. Well, what actually happened was, it was quite funny, we went through everyone's gifts that they received to see whether or not sustainable Secret Santa is a good idea or not. Someone got a Bono book. Oh, yeah. And Mogey really slagged it off. And then someone, out of panic, quickly wrapped up a Bono book again and gave it to Mogey, who then opened it on air. It was a treat. It was very funny. Have you ever read that book? No. It's really good. Yeah, I bet.

49:01Keyzie:Have you read it? Well, as I say. It's still here. I'll give it to you, Jase. I had a dilly for you, but I bloody wasn't here, was I? But I've just been given my secret Santa Feils. Yep. And I'm very excited about it.

49:11Mike Minogue:Apparently, they had it here. they just put it away it was in a cupboard right

49:15Keyzie:do we know who who my secret Santa was I think it's a secret okay here we go it's a key part of it I tell you what oh that's great it's a Toby jug my wife will probably love that what is that it's a Toby that is what is known as a Toby jug so it's it's the head of a a noble it came out of England yeah so that's slightly different that won't be the classic but it's somebody's head and you pour beer into it. So it's a ye olde Englishy sort of a beer mug. If you can imagine a pirate with the top of his hat is open and you pour beer inside it. Yeah, it's called the McCullum. There you go. He looks like a McCullum.

49:56Mike Minogue:What is that material? For lack of a better word. It's like a brown china. It's a ceramic. It's ceramic, yes. It's ceramic.

50:06Keyzie:I've also got what else is in there? I could guess. Oh. How good. Oh, what have you got? Green Day. On vinyl. On vinyl. Boy, I'm going to treasure that. Green Day on vinyl and a Toby jug, man. Yeah, man, that works very well. You could use, because the Toby jug is very big, you could use the Green Day album, you could take that out and use that as a coaster. Good point, Ash. With your tape, Toby jug. Yeah, yeah, no, that's a great idea, Moogie.

50:37Mike Minogue:Because most coasters would be about the size of a vinyl to you, wouldn't they? Merry Christmas, Jase, man. Hey, Merry Christmas, man. Yeah, thanks, fellas. Yeah. Good stuff. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

50:52Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Nirvana there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show doing the breakfast show this morning. And a lot of people are saying, why are you guys actually doing the show? Well, the reason is we played the big show, the breakfast show, had a competition, a golf competition, and we lost.

51:06Mike Minogue:That's right. We did lose. It was the two of us, me and Jase, and two winners. including a bloke named Kurt who felt so bad about losing that game of golf. We didn't lose it. We played well. The breakfast show's winners were just guns by the sounds of it. By definition, you lost. Oh, yeah, 100%. We lost. Yes. Okay. But Kurt, he felt so terrible that he came in at 7 a.m. this morning and dropped us coffee and croissants and stuff.

51:29Keyzie:Yeah, what a good bastard. I mean, we lost because of him, so he should have. Well, hang on. You told him that he played well. Yeah, I know. I said that to his face, but behind the scenes, I was like, God. Out of the four of you, who was the best to worst? I don't know if we need to do that.

51:45Mike Minogue:But Pugsan's in the studio with us. G'day, Pugsan. Pugsan. Morning, guys. How are you, Jase? Great to have you back, man. Thanks, mate. I've missed you.

51:52Keyzie:Yeah, I know you have.

51:53Mike Minogue:The reason Pugs is in the studio, Jase, very exciting for you, is that he has just booked a trip somewhere. Hey, Pugs. Jase. Yeah, man.

52:00Keyzie:I'm going to Vietnam, brother. How good, Pugsan. I've had the Hoity J inspiration. Well, actually, you did message me and said, have you got any recommendations? The trouble we had, fellas, is that I think Pugsana is a very adventurous, sort of bushy kind of type of fella. Likes to go rogue.

52:20Mike Minogue:Are you going to go bush in Vietnam, man? Love bush, yeah.

52:22Keyzie:Likes a bit of adventure, whereas my one was more of a family-orientated thing. So I couldn't really give him much down low on that, but certainly could make some recommendations. Yeah, well, I think I was aware that your trip was very family-focused,

52:36Mike Minogue:but I would still like to do some of the sightseeing stuff

52:40Keyzie:amidst woven into the adventurous stuff. Into the sort of high-octane adventure. Yeah, go bush. Yeah, man. Yeah, how exciting. I believe you're going in March as well, the same time I did. Bloody steamy as, Pugsun.

52:52Mike Minogue:It was supposed to be a birthday trip, but I kind of got soaked up in the year that we were having, and so I've kind of just left everything very late. Right. So I've pushed it out a couple of weeks from my actual birthday. but it is a 30th trip. It's in March. I'm a little bit worried about you not having enough leave for the rest of the year and then just sort of running on fumes. I'm not going to have any leave. I'm going to be negative leave. Yeah, and then like being in a whir of a mood for the last part of the year and then taking the last week off. What, me?

53:19Keyzie:Hey, just on that front, it is your fellas' last day as well. Are you excited about having a break there, fellas? Well, we've got the drive show to do this evening, don't we there, Pug Sun? So that's going to be bloody good. But yeah, I am looking forward to a break. I'm looking forward to seeing some family, a few beers. Sadly, I'm going to Wellington, where I note that Christmas Day is going to be 16 degrees. I guess my family will be there, and I'll be half cut, so it should be sweet. Yeah, you'll be warm as. What about you, Keezy? What are you up to, mate?

53:49Mike Minogue:I'm sad it's my last day. I'm really looking forward to coming back. Having got that out of the way, I can't wait. There's going to be lots of golf. There's going to be lots of responsible beers drunk. There's going to be lots of catching up with friends and family. Jase, going to the Coromandel for a week with Mania from The Breakfast Show and his lovely partner there. So really looking forward to just relaxing and also just prepping for next year. Lots of content ideas, lots of stuff. A few meetings. We'll have a few meetings via web chat over the summer there. Jase, a few brainstorms and stuff as well, man.

54:20Mike Minogue:So you'll still be in the loop, which is nice.

54:22Keyzie:Yeah, nice.

54:22Mike Minogue:What are you doing? Going back to Spain?

54:24Keyzie:Yeah, I've got a flight in a couple of hours to get back to Spain. As you know, I flew back especially for this breakfast show this morning. Three days it took me to get back too, so that pissed me off a little bit.

54:36Mike Minogue:I just want to know, which part of Spain are you in? Bologna. Bologna? It's pronounced Bologna. Is that how it's pronounced? Totally. Well, that's how the locals say it. Oh, right. Hey, enjoy your trip to Vietnam though, pugs. Yeah, how exciting, man. I'll see you before. Yeah, what a sec, baby. I'll see you this afternoon. I'll make up my whole personality next year. We'll have to figure out the Vietnamese way to say Pug San. That's racist.

55:03Keyzie:Here's Kings of Leon.

55:05Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

55:16Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. Done and dusted. Well, for me anyway, and Keezy. I'm done. For 2025, and what a year it's been. Mogi, of course, you and Pugsun are going to be doing the big show this afternoon. I'll be tuning in, mate. Don't you worry about it. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. Me and Pugsun. We're trying to come up with a snappy name because, of course, you were sperm boy in the jizz when Kezi and I were away overseas. So, yeah, we're trying to come up with something along those lines, and we'll have to announce it at the start of the show. So 4 o 'clock, everybody out there, make sure you're tuning in.

55:54It's going to be groundbreaking stuff.

55:56Keyzie:Yeah, I'm very excited. Keezy, excited about having a break, mate? I know you love your work, but it's always nice to go and spend some time with the wharno.

56:05Mike Minogue:You know that radio defines who I am as a person, man? Yeah, sure. Like, without this job, I'm nobody. True. Having said that, I will be enjoying quite a few weeks off there, and I am excited to go away and just not think about content, not think about you fellas. Well, just make sure you're writing it down. and you're sending it through to the group chat every single day because we need a huge amount of content going into the new year. Right, okay. Well, I kind of ran out. Trifle chat was my last sort of good idea for the year.

56:32Keyzie:Yeah, I'm so bummed I missed that. Can you stop texting my wife, please? Just stay out of it. I notice you've got disappearing messages turned on as well. Yeah, what's that about?

56:45Mike Minogue:I don't know how to turn it off. Hey, Jason, this is your final break for the year, man. You get to go home now and just sort of sit around sighing.

56:53Keyzie:Well, as I say, going back to Spain in a couple of hours, so very much looking forward to that. But listen, New Zealand, we have massively appreciated you listening to the show over the year. We will be back again in 2026. You have a safe, enjoyable Christmas. That's inspiring stuff, mate. Yeah, I just ran out of steam there. Bye!