FULL SHOW: Post-Fiji Blues

17:02Thanks for your help, fellas. We'll continue this yarn after this. Well, if your wife wants to call me, Keezy, and, you know,

17:08Keyzie:to be reassured, fill your boots. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Silver chair there on the Radio Hauraki. Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.53. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

17:31Keyzie:Yes. What did you watch, Jase? I watched a show called The Diplomat. Oh, wow. Which was a recommendation from my wife's dad, and he said it's absolutely sensational. So we watched it, I think it was on 3Now. Amid an international crisis, a career diplomat juggles a new high-profile job as ambassador to the United Kingdom and her turbulent marriage to a political star. So it's a TV show? It's a TV show, yeah. It's a thriller series. And you didn't enjoy it? No, it's one of those shows that's trying to be too cool, trying to be too sexy, and they just didn't pull it off, I'm afraid. Right. I mean, to be fair, I sort of dozed off about halfway through the show while I was on the couch there.

18:19Keyzie:But then when I woke up again and kept watching it, it just got worse and worse. It was a debacle. It's interesting, right, because the father-in-law's recommended it. Yes. Are you at the stage in your relationship still where you have to pretend like it was good? No. Right, okay, so you tell him it was shit. I'm going to tell him how much I hated it at length. Are you going to say, I'll be the judge of what's cool? I'll say to him, Kesey, don't ever recommend to me anything again. Nice. Has he seen Broken Wood? He loves that, man. We were trying to watch something last night on TV 3 as well, 3 now, and it wouldn't work.

18:58Wouldn't work on my TV, the app. Wouldn't work on my phone, trying to cast it, turn on the PlayStation, they don't have an app on there. Got my laptop out, tried to stream it to the TV. wouldn't work. So I started effing and jeffing and I was like, I'm going to diss the app on the radio tomorrow. Tried TVNZ Plus, wouldn't work. Tried Netflix, wouldn't work. Turns out this Amazon network outage, the Amazon web services outage, has affected a whole heap of streaming platforms in New Zealand. Did that affect the other... Okay, because I had the same issue. Yeah, so TVNZ wouldn't work either and in the end, I ended up giving up and just going to bed.

19:32Keyzie:Well, why the bloody hell did it work for me then? You know what I'm saying, fellas? And you were watching it via an app on your TV or something? Yeah, I don't know. Because it was working and then it stopped. Mind you, my apps are probably from the sort of 1980s, 1990s. You guys have probably got new fandangled apps. I've got one of the new fandangled apps. I should have kept the old one like what you've got. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. So I give that one busy out of five. The app or the cutout? The web services going down. Yeah, okay, good. Pugs, what did you watch? Hello, I watched The Hunting Wives on TVNZ+.

20:05I kind of came in a bit late there. My partner had started it over the weekend while we were in Fiji. Sophie O 'Neill moves to deep east Texas and succumbs to socialite Margot's charms. Her life is soon consumed by obsession, seduction, and murder. God, you watch crap. That sounds terrible. What the hell is that? What is that? It's basically like a very all-American upper-class drama. Can't you go back to Buzzy Island or something? Well, to be fair, Jase, everybody in the show is bonking everybody else. Right. There was a hell of a lot of bonking, and the bonking only stopped when someone got murdered and everyone got really upset about it.

20:44So they'd have a quick stop for some intrigue, and they'd go back to bonking. Now, because, Jase, sorry, just quickly, you've got that interesting relationship with your father-in-law where now you can say, I don't want to watch that. It sounds terrible. Pugs is early in a relationship, so he's too polite. He feels like he has to watch these things, and then he feels like he has to go on the radio and say it was great, otherwise she will immediately leave him. You haven't even asked me if I liked it. Did you like it? Yeah, I did. I really, really liked it. I'm all consumed. See, we need to address this.

21:11He's trying not to get dumped is what he's doing. It was great. It was good drama. Was it? Like it wasn't the kind of show I'd usually go for. Right. I will say that. I'll be honest. It wasn't the kind of show I'd usually go for. I like drama. I like something a little saucy.

21:23Keyzie:Fellas, you've just reminded me of something that happened to me yesterday afternoon when I got back from Fiji. I'll talk about that after five. It was humiliating. Can't wait, Jase.

22:00I think I'm entitled. You want. Three burgers. I want the. Three burger.

22:05Keyzie:You can't handle the. Three burger.

22:10Keyzie:That is so good. I'm so proud of that, man. Is that a combination? Who's the voice there? Was that? It's Pugs. It's Pugs. Yeah, because they're voice recordings, obviously. So that was, it took me a mission to get those courtroom files, those recordings to make that. Oh, because they're real voices. of real people out in the world. Well, I played Jack Nicholson in that particular one because he couldn't find his voice in it. So I had to put on... Wait, wait, wait. Sorry, so I've just told you that it's a real person. That's a real vox pop from my courtroom experience, Jace. It was very traumatic.

22:46You heard how heated it got in there. And you're claiming it. And here you are claiming that it's yours. I don't know what you're talking about. And you're mentioning Jack Nicholson. Was he involved in the court case? Who? Who even is that? Yeah. My bad, fellas. Just on Reburger, though, one of the first things I ate as soon as I got back in New Zealand, Reburger.

23:02Keyzie:Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. You have this sort of thing that you do whenever you go away. Yeah. Is when you come back, you always immediately do the Reburger. I do the Reburger. That's how I phrase it. Which is his dance move when he's going to get Reburger. That's right. He does the Reburger. Yes, he does the Reburger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he goes and orders it. That's right, Pugs. And do you just want to quickly explain to the audience what the Reburger dance looks like? Well, I mean, it's your thing. You're the one that's always saying it. You do the Reburger You always get to see me do it So I think if you just take 30 seconds now To explain to the audience What the Reburger dance is like What?

23:37Keyzie:Can you explain it to me? Because I've never seen it Pugs? Don't just turn the music on Sorry, what's that? Don't just go to a song either Because we need you to write Pugs I'll tell you what we'll do, Kesey We'll get Pugs on to film it Yeah And then we'll put it on the Instagram Film Kesey doing the Reburger Which is his dance Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm going to do the re-bigger right out of this tune. Queens of the Stone Age. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Garbage there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, 13 minutes past five o 'clock.

24:11Fellas, we had a fantastic trip to Fiji. Brilliant. So good, in fact, that Mogi's still there and he returns Monday. Yes. Now, whenever the Big Show does anything, things tend to go wrong because we are all idiots. Yes. I like to think that I am sort of the onto it one of the idiots. Would you agree with that? Jason, I like to think that.

24:31Keyzie:I would agree that you like to think that. And I would argue very strongly you're in the top two in that regard. Yeah. I would probably put Pugs on. Well, obviously, Pugs is number one. That's very complimentary, Jason. I don't feel like that. But, yeah, certainly Mogi and me. Shambles. Yeah, shambles. That's right. And so I think by working with you guys, I've got an inflated idea of how onto it I am. Yes. Because yesterday morning I found out I am not very onto it. We got picked up from our fantastic resort, the Intercontinental Golf Resort and Spa. It's an hour away from the airport. So our flight was at 9.30, yada, yada, yada.

25:11Long story short, I am getting out of bed at 5.30 a.m. And our shuttle arrives at 6. I get out of bed responsibly a little bit dusty after a rather large responsible weekend let's just say it like that um have a shower pack my bag good to go uh run up hop in the shuttle drive all the way to the airport and then go oh that's right I wonder if I've got my passport check my bag turn it inside out no passport don't know where it is I think I've left it back in my hotel room because I'm an idiot. Now, in this situation, I didn't freak out because my brain does this thing where a regular person would freak out.

25:50Yes. Mine just goes into, all right, you have to solve this. Do not freak out. Just what are we going to do here? There's no point getting stressed out of it. Yeah. And so Pugs, my phone wasn't connected to the mobile service because I decided to try to go the whole weekend without connecting. Yeah. Just because I wanted to be as off the grid as possible.

26:09Keyzie:And what better place than Fiji for that? Wi-Fi at the resort and stuff anyway. But we weren't at the resort. No, we weren't. We were at the airport. So I didn't have a way of contacting the resort. Had to use Pugs' phone. Pugs was doing his own thing, trying to get our equipment checked in, etc. And so it was a huge debacle. And I had 45 minutes until check-in closed to get my passport, which I think was in the hotel room, to the airport, which is an hour away. Yeah. So it was a debacle. I just want to, because me and the fellas, the other winners, Nathan Nolsey there, we were looking at Keezy over in the corner, frantically looking through his bag, and the fellas were like, oh, my God, he hasn't got his passport, has he?

26:53Keyzie:And I said, no, Keezy would never do that. I know, he simply would not. And here's the irony, New Zealand. Keezy's always the one reminding us to bring our passports. That's right. Mike Minogue actually reminded us right in the middle of the debacle about when Chris, on our way to the airport, put in capital letters in a group chat, Bring your passport. That's right. And that made me paranoid. That you didn't have it. And my Uber, the whole ride there. Yes. So fortunately, I never thought I'd say this, but fortunately, old Mogey was there to save the day. Yeah, he was still at the resort there.

27:28This is after a weekend full of him leaving his stuff behind everywhere he went. Is that his AirPods like on the bar table? Left his AirPods on the bar table, left his duty-free on the aeroplane after he had left the aeroplane. He left his sunglasses case on the shuttle. He left his hat and his sunglasses at the first restaurant we sat at. He had had a debacle the whole weekend. And he, to his credit, I think Nolsey gave him a call. And Mike was already awake, so he chucked a robe on straight to reception, got a key cut for my room, went to the room, found the passport, pre-called a taxi to have it standing by.

28:03put it in the taxi, called me to say, get out$100 Fiji and to pay this dude. He's going to step on it, go have a chat to blah, blah. He had the whole thing organised. And the question I put to you guys is, would I have got on that plane if one of you guys was the one still at the resort? Jase? No. No, I don't think so either. No disrespect?

28:22Keyzie:No, no, no. I probably would have attempted to do the same thing, but just not very well. Yeah. And can I just make the point, because I think Pugs probably would have dealt with it. Fiji Airlines are amazing. Fiji Airways, totally. Yeah. And to be honest, because I was freaking out a bit, and then I went and chatted to them, and they were like, your details are already in the system. Yeah, we've got to be sorted, son. And they literally said, as long as the passport is here, I think it was 45 minutes before takeoff, we can make it so it'll be fine. Yes. And so they reassured me a lot. But Mogie's quick thinking and quick actions really did save the day.

28:55100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I would have got it, but I think there would have been a shitload more stress. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It would have happened and I would have made it happen, but it would be like, don't talk to me or don't look at me right now while I sort this out. Yeah. You know? Yeah, totally. It was the most stressed that I was over that entire trip. And I'd just like to say I'm sorry and I let everyone down in my role as thinking that I was the onto it one from the big show.

29:20Keyzie:It's okay, man. I remember my daughter losing her passport in Vietnam. That was stressful. Yeah. And I didn't keep calm and cool like Kesey. I freaked the shit out. You know what you should have done? What? Called Mogey. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. You guys ready to run? The Radio Hauraki Giga Little Fund is open. We will, we will fund you. Yes, indeed, fellas. Let's give away a bit of cash. G'day, Barry, your mad bastard. How's life? Oh, it's great, fellas. Good on you, mate. What do you do for a crust, Barry? We're going to glass battery.

30:05Oh! Backbone. Backbone. So are you blowing glass? Oh, no, I'm in sales. Ah! Also backbone. Yeah, very backbone.

30:16Keyzie:Well, I mean, I would say that blowing glass is a bit more backbone than selling glass. I didn't know we were ranking backbones. backbones. Well, I mean, just, you know, theoretically, Pug Son, blowing glass. Yeah, but all the glass blowers out there, how are they going to make a crust? You know, if it wasn't for the guys selling the blown glass. Thank you, Chris. Yeah. Hey, Barry. Yeah. Okay, fine. Do you sell blown glass, Barry? Yeah. Yeah, okay. He said he's a salesman. He's the man in it, man. Now, listen, my friend, lots of gigs coming up. What tickles your particular fancy? I'm thinking Fat Freddy's drop in December.

30:57Yeah. Fat Freddy's drop in December. How good. Fat Freddy's too, just on them. They're actually going on a massive tour to a 21st anniversary of Based on a True Story, that first album they released. One of my favourite albums of all time. That'll be happening next year. They're doing 51 dates across Aussie, Aotearoa, Europe, and the UK. So Fat Freddy's, man, they know how to do it. They're playing down in Christchurch. If you haven't seen them before, you have to go see them. Barry,$250, all yours, man. Thanks to Super Liquor. Wonderful. Thanks so much, fellas. No worries, brother.

31:29Keyzie:It's what we do, Baz. It's what we do, mate. It is what we do. You hold on the line there, and our invisible producer will hook you up. All right, Barry? He's gone. Oh, he's gone. He's gone already. That tour, though, is to honour the passing of Moo, who was their producer, Chris Faumu, who was like the genius behind Fat Freddy's Drop. Yes, yeah, very sad that was. It was. But they are doing a huge tour in May of next year. Wellington, Christchurch and Auckland. If you're keen for tickets, fatfrettysdrop.com is where you get those. I'll be going to see them again. Yeah. 100%. I think I've seen them live about at least 10 times.

32:02It's just that it's the Kiwi Summer staple. It is. That, Shapey's, you know, big fan of Catchafire as well. For some reason, Roots music really grabs me over that time of the year. What grabs you, Jase?

32:15Nothing rude or sexual. Oh, okay.

32:17Keyzie:Then don't bother. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Bush there on the Radio Hauraki. Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.39 and it was interesting, fellas, you reminded me during TV chat there of an incident that happened to me yesterday, which was kind of deeply embarrassing for old Hauri Jay. And it's something that actually happens to me quite a lot for some reason. Right, OK. So I got home from Fiji yesterday and all the family was out, but I had the builder around there and he was building the deck like the backbone that he is, doing a very good job, by the way.

32:58Keyzie:So I got home, I unpacked all my gear and I thought, oh, you know what, I'll just chill out on the couch for a little while, watch a bit of TV. Oh, nice. You know what I mean? Just chill, have a coffee. It was very nice. And I was watching a show called Rome. I am familiar with it. Yes. It's about Rome and it's a drama. And it's very much like they don't hold anything back. It's R18. It is R18. I mean, I must have got it about midway through the episode. So I like a period drama, fellas. So I went, oh, I'll watch a bit of this. Anyway, so I'm watching this. And then the builder comes in from outside to ask me a few questions about the other deck.

33:41Keyzie:and of course on the screen as he walked in, they switched to a very, very, very intense love scene. Wow. I'm not talking smoke and mirrors love scene. I'm talking all out there, two people going at it. Right, are we talking like what level of nudity? Full nudity. Full blown nudity. Full blown nudity. Male nudity. Male nudity and female nudity. What are you watching, man? It's called Rome Pugs. Had you seen it before? No, I hadn't. Sure. Well, this is the thing. And so I was mortified. Of course, could I find the remote control when he came in? No, I could not. And so here he is, this big burly bastard of a man.

34:40Keyzie:excuse me, standing there while two people on my very big screen are just going at it. And can I say there was arse slapping, it was a vigorous, fully committed sex scene. And I'm trying to have a normal conversation while that's playing in the background. Yeah, right, about your dick. About my dick, yeah. Yeah, right, okay. Because I have had this where you just feel guilty about whatever you're doing whenever any tradie's over at your house. Yes. Let alone watching a full-blown porno. Well, this is the point. He must have thought that old sicko Hoyt was watching a hardcore porno and didn't care about the fact that he came in and I'm still just watching it going, oh, yeah, slap away.

35:32Keyzie:Yeah, right. You know what I mean? And it's like, seriously, I couldn't find the remote control. Oh, no. What do I do here? Hang on, where was the remote?

35:45What are you suggesting, Keezy? Nothing, I just want to know where the remote is. What are you suggesting?

35:52Keyzie:Funnily enough, it was in the bathroom. Is that what you call it? The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. The Big Show's toolbox top-up with ITM. Yes, indeed. Let's give away some tools, fellas. Yeah. We've been giving away a lot of power tools, guys, to celebrate the ITM Toolbox Top-Up Sale, which is on right now. Just quickly, today's tool. It says here it's valued at$2 ,099. You are joking me. And it's a Makita 40-volt max XGT five-piece combo kit. Now, I have looked online. That is available for$500 more at all the competing places. Wow. So it just goes to show how much of a deal you can get from the ITM Toolbox top-up sale.

36:40Do you want a quick run-through of what's involved with that package, Jase? Yeah, sure, man. Hit me. I love my tools. Impact driver. Yes. Hammer drill driver. You've got a planer in there. You've got a circular saw, a laminate trimmer, a couple of batteries, a rapid charger, and a six-piece tool bag. Oh, how good. There's no anus press in there? No. No anus press. That's the six-piece tool kit. Ah, I see.

37:02Keyzie:G'day, Logan, you massive backbone. How's life? Yeah, not bad, not bad, lad. How are you boys? Yeah, good, mate. That's a pretty damn good prize to win. Okay, I'd be happy with that one. Bloody oath. How's Ombaru today, Logan? Oh, she's pretty, she's really clustery down here today. Yeah, same here, mate. Yeah. Can imagine. Sun's gone, no, so good day. Yeah, Ombaru's got sort of a fond place in my heart. I once bought a Skyline from down there, man. That's cool, eh? That's sick. Are you doing the main street laps over here? Yeah, mate, doing laps in the main street. We had a kebab afterwards as well.

37:37Good times. How good.

37:38Keyzie:Hey, Logan, what do you do for a crust, mate? I'm actually a chippy. Oh, backbone. Yeah, backbone, lads. Chippy. All right, mate. Well, you could use this. This is how it works. We named 10 tools. You've got to remember five in 15 seconds. Don't let us down, Logan. Are you ready? Yeah, roger that, lads. Good to go. Hammer drill. Circular saw. Angle grinder. Sheet sander. Planer. Buzzy saw. Impact wrench. Chode hammer. Chainsaw. Turd wrench. Your time starts now. Right. We've got hammer drill. Yeah. Sheet sander. Impact wrench. Angle grinder. Circular saw. Planer. Chainsaw. Well, that's seven. That is seven.

38:27Yeah, boy. Logan, you mad bastard.

38:30Keyzie:How good. Right. Obviously, the three he didn't get were Buzzy, Saw, Chode Hammer and Turd Wrench. Yeah, I've never heard of those ones. You've never heard of them? No. Yeah. Any idea what the Turd Wrench is, lads? Yeah, no, Turd Wrench. Don't chippies use Turd Wrenches all the time, Logan? I haven't heard that one before. I think it's more of a plumbing thing. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, very nice, Pugs. Very good. Hey, listen, Logan, you enjoy that prize, mate, worth over 2K. No, 100%, lads. Thanks very much, Dave. Appreciate it. No worries, brother.

39:05Thanks for listening. Stay on the line and we'll take care of you. And don't forget as well, this October and November, you can get stuck in to ITM's Toolbox Top Up sale. You can stock up on the hottest tools and score exclusive deals you won't find anywhere else on all the best brands, Jase.

39:20Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Hey, now listen, coming up after 6 o 'clock, you know Pugs is a very, very busy man, and he needs some help with his calendar, so we're going to help him out after 6 o 'clock. Thanks, fellas. Just cut a few things, baby. I appreciate it, yeah, yeah. That's the calendar with the hot, topless dudes, eh? Huh?

39:39The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

39:45Keyzie:Welcome back, your massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Ree Burger. Serving good times and good food. Dining or take away Ree Burger today. Nice. Scrum, diddly, umptious. Yeah, man. Your voice sounds quite raspy, Pugs. What's that? Your voice sounded quite raspy there. Oh, Jase just made me laugh the way he said re-burger. Really? Yeah. Well, that's how you say it, isn't it? Re-burger, correct. That's how they say it. Sorry, re-burger. Re-burger. Because what happened was, I don't know if you guys know this, when we first started, we were calling it re-burger.

40:19Yes. And we had a meeting after a few months, and they were like, hey, it's all going really well. You're just saying it wrong. It's actually re-burger. Yes.

40:26Keyzie:Or when my wife asks me what I want for dinner, I'll say Re-burger. Well, that's the difference between Re-burger and your average burger, is that one's a burger and one's a burger. Well, actually, that's what people think, pugs. Right. But they had to call another meeting after that because we were saying that you go to Re-burger to get burgers. And they were like, no, no, you just get burgers from there. Wait, what? I know. And then they were like, how hard is it to get this through your thick skulls? This is the owner of Re-burger. Re-burger sells burgers. Yeah, Pugs. Not burgers. Not Reburger sounds burgers.

41:00No, no, no, you're right. Honestly.

41:02Keyzie:Listen, in Pugs' defence, he's under a lot of pressure at the moment. What? And we're going to help him out with that next up, I think. Yeah, the calendar's just getting a bit overflowing, fellas. It needs him out to make some cuts, you know what I mean? You are really raspy. What do you mean? Your voice is real raspy. It sounds like Pugs, and I don't want to jump to any conclusions. It sounds like you've punched a million darts over the week. Here's Jane's addiction Here's Pugs' addiction The Hauraki Big Show With Jace, Mike and Keezy Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki The cars there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show This Tuesday evening Now Pugsan Hello We all know he works his arse off And he's a very busy man And he said fellas I'm a little bit under the pump at the moment And I need your help sorting out me calendar Yeah Oh Chris there you are Sort out my mic first Yeah yeah push Mike on thank you that's for right now because Pugs is a similar issue that I used to have Jase which is you say yes to a lot of stuff and in our industry as well and you know in our social groups you always want to go out for dinners and catch up with people and then you look at your calendar and it's completely full every day and there's no time to just sit at home watch telly and just chill out just chill and my wife and I made a rule recently where we've circled certain weekends and certain weeknights where we go we don't organise anything we keep those nights free yeah nice so you've got a similar issue Pugs Yes, that's right.

42:23So I've got a really full week this week in particular, and I thought you guys could maybe, you know, given that you guys have got a bit more life experience, help me make some cuts. Trim the fat. Or make some suggestions on things I could do instead. I don't know. Just prioritizing, man. That's right. I think that's where my issue is, is prioritizing. So there is a lot on there, and it's all kind of quite different stuff. So, for example, tonight, this is true. Tonight my sister-in-law is staying with my partner and I. She's arriving from her flight, so we've got to go pick her up. Tell her you can't do it.

42:52Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, instantly, like this is the day after Fiji puns. Yeah, you've got to cut it, man. You arrived from a flight yesterday, and you've barely even settled into the nest, and someone else is coming in the nest and laying their eggs in there. So are you saying don't pick her up from the airport or don't have her stay at my house?

43:06Keyzie:Have no more contact with her whatsoever. Well, I mean, I wouldn't go that far. I mean, I would. Oh, yeah, probably a good idea then. Jase, is this the one that, would it help you if you knew that this was the sister-in-law that you thought was really very, very attractive from Full Metal Orchestra? Oh no, you should let her stay, man Yeah, I thought maybe, yeah Why don't you pick her up? I can pick her up and then I'll drop her at yours Hang on, you're going to pick her up Oh, okay Okay, what's next? What's next? So that's fine, lock that in Okay, tomorrow morning, hot Pilates with my partner Okay, see that right there is must That's a must, yeah That's a must do?

43:39You've got to work on your It's humiliating Hugely humiliating But you've got to work on your core strength

43:43Keyzie:Yeah, yeah, especially with your partner Yeah, yeah, yeah What do you mean especially with my partner? Well, because she loves her hot yoga Yeah, it's a good sense Right, okay, yeah, nice. But yeah, do that stuff because it's important. It's bonding with your partner. Yeah, yeah. Tomorrow morning, breakfast with a mate who's just got back from Europe. Damn it. Sorry, is this directly after hot yoga? Yeah, this is maybe three hours after that. After hot Pilates, you're going to have a shower in between? You're going to go there reeking of BO. Well, there's three hours in between there. I haven't put that in my calendar.

44:09Sorry, breakfast is three hours after hot Pilates. What time is hot Pilates? About 7 a.m. So you're going to have breakfast at 10 a.m. 11. I would say that's a brunch. That's more of a brunch, Pug. so you need to strike that out. I feel like we get rid of it. So cancel that because it's brunch, not breakfast. Cancel the breakfast and re-put it into your calendar as brunch. As brunch, and then I'll let the person know. That's right.

44:29Keyzie:I still wouldn't do it, but is he hot? Yeah, I think he's quite good looking. Okay, go with it. Well, if he's hot, I would say get him to come to hot yogurt. You know, because that's the whole point. That's true, hot Pilates. So send him to hot Pilates and you go to brunch. So he does hot Pilates with your partner. So who do I go to brunch with? Who cares, man? You've got like an eggs benny or something. Okay, so send my mate who's back from Europe to Hot Pilates at 7am with my partner and I go to brunch by myself. I'll go to brunch with you. There you go. So would I, actually. Yeah, there you go.

44:55Keyzie:Get a couple of hashes. Oh, you're all good, Jase. Next up, tomorrow night, a tofu cooking class. Okay, how long? That is an absolute must. Yeah, how long does that go for? It's three hours. Three hours. What time does that start? Because the show finishes obviously at 7. Well, it starts at 7.30. Right. So it's going to be a late one again. I think you've got to lock that in. Yeah, you've got to learn how to cook it so it doesn't taste like shit. There's one more here, but that's not till Saturday. It's ConnieCon. ConnieCon. Oh, is ConnieCon back today of this year? It's three. And there's also camping on site at ConnieCon as well.

45:31Yeah, because ConnieCon, Jase, it's a three-day, it's because it's Labor Weekend, eh? Yeah, familiar with Armageddon? Yes. Yeah, it's like that, but with Connie's. Yeah, but with Connie's. It's the same people that made Asmageddon. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

45:48Keyzie:Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show This Tuesday evening Now fellas, you know we were over in Fiji just recently And what a beautiful romantic place that is And I couldn't help but think of our mates at Diamonds on Richmond Yes And thinking about, you know, proposing to the one you love and then maybe for a honeymoon afterwards going to Fiji with that magnificent$8 ,000 engagement ring on. Can I also say, Jase, there was a wedding there. There was a reception at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa and they were having a ball. They joined us later in the night too. They did.

46:25And I also thought of Diamonds on Richmond in that moment. Well, that was weird because I remember it was on the Saturday night. It was about 10 o 'clock and you guys sort of had just wandered off to sit near the beach while we were all sitting around a table outside the bar. and I was like, I might just go see what the fellas are up to. And I walked over there and I was just like, hey, guys, what are you doing? And you just sort of put your finger up, Jase, and then Pug said, hey, man, if it's all good with you, we're just thinking a little bit about our friends at Diamonds on Richmond. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:50And then I said, I totally understand. And then I luckily had packed my nudge pad. Oh, your knee pad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then I proposed to you, eh, Jase? You did. What finger did I have up? The middle one.

47:05Keyzie:Right, okay. To be honest, I've been fuming about it for a few days now. Oh, right. I apologise for that, Kesey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't say where you had it up. No. But if you would like to go on the draw to win that$8 ,000 Diamonds on Richmond diamond engagement ring, head to hodaki.co.nz, check your details down, and also put in why you think you or maybe that you're entering on behalf of someone else. Give us a little detail about your relationship. Why do you think you guys should win it? Not only will you be in the draw for that engagement ring, We'll also send you out a nudge pad, which is a special knee pad designed to send a message, if you know what I mean, about dropping the knee there.

47:42Jase? Yeah, totally, man. I was looking at Pugs-san. You were. That's why I said your name. You were, like, zoning out. No, well, I was just thinking, are you thinking,

47:49Keyzie:did someone send in something in terms of, you know, wanting the ring? Yeah, yeah, yeah, actually. Oh, do you mean, like, entries? Yes. Oh, we've got heaps of them, mate. Like, for example, Cara sent us one in and said, My partner Mark and I have been together for 28 years this week, so about the same time as you and your wife, Jase. He's always saying we'll go get married in Raro or somewhere quiet, but now there's two very cool kids and she's still waiting. Interesting, fellas, the amount of women that are getting in contact with us and talking about the fact that they're waiting on their men to do the right thing by them.

48:25Absolutely. Yeah. So look, hodaki.co.nz, give us more details. get yourself in the drawer. You'll get sent out a nudge pad. You might also win yourself that$8 ,000 diamond engagement ring. And don't forget, every engagement ring sold in October at Diamonds on Richmond. If you say Hodaki sent you, they'll give you a free complimentary, free and complimentary pair of earrings too. Does that mean they give one that's like really nice to you? What do you mean? Like a complimentary pair and a really nice free pair. No, no, no, just the one pair, but it's free and it's complimentary. My God, you're so greedy, Pugs.

49:01Sorry. How many ears have you got? Heaps. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

49:16Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. The Big Show done and dusted for you Tuesday night. In the podcast outro, it was mostly Fiji chat, I believe, Pugs. What's the clip? This clip's entitled Darts. From the Saturday while we were sitting at the bar. Really? He was punching darts. What? One after the other. If I could remember that happening, if I could recall that happening, I'd be very upset because of certain people that listen to this podcast. But I don't remember that. The only dart I remember you having was when you tried to do the thing me and Mogey were doing. The Kramer smoking a dart while drinking.

49:51And that was somebody else's dart. That was my dart. That was someone else's dart that I took off of.

49:54Keyzie:And that was the only one you saw him smoking? That was the only one I saw him smoking. Wow. Yeah. That reminds me, Jase. We'll talk about this tomorrow. I want to know how you went with not getting on the darts over in Fiji. Sure, man. Because the temptation was there. But for now, I want to know, what are you having for dinner? I don't know, Keezy. I just texted my wife and she said, I've done nothing, apart from work all day, of course. And I've done nothing in terms of food prep. She could be very loosey-goosey tonight. Could pick something up on the way home. Maybe I could. Some Ree burger.

50:27Keyzie:Yeah, possibly. Or Thai, because you like Thai and there's that restaurant you drive past. Yes, that's true. You go to the pizza joint near yours. Yeah. Yeah, they're all options. They're all options. Do you want to know? So I was chatting to my wife this morning. She's like, so I thought because you've been away boozing and eating and blah, blah, blah in Fiji, I'll make a nice salad tonight, really big one, so we can have the other half of the salad tomorrow night. And I was like, cool. And then so she makes this nice big salad and then has a piece of meat with it. Yes. Tonight it's lamb rump.

50:55Yum. Which he roasted like medium rare, delicious, bit of mint jelly, really nice. Tomorrow it's lamb chops. Oh. And so I'm like, we're having the same meal two nights in a row.

51:05Keyzie:I'd be outraged. I was outraged. I wouldn't complain. I would lose my over that temper. I wouldn't really care. I mean, you're getting dinner cooked for yourself. What are you having, Pugsana? some foul, gelatinous, gluten-free, tofu-ridden piece of shit for dinner? Yeah, Pugsyn. I'm having a chickpea curry, yeah. Gross. Oh, chickpeas. Yeah, chickpea, yeah. Like the actual thing. Sorry, yeah, I thought it was something else. Anyway, New Zealand, make sure you check out the podcast. Also check out the Instagram. There's a lot going on there, a lot of coverage of our Fiji trip. Yeah. Until tomorrow, though, see you later.

51:47Keyzie:Bye.