FULL SHOW: Pugs Does A Double-Ender

0:00The Hauraki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, biggest, this is the biggest, our biggest show. The Hauraki Big Show.

0:17Jason Hoyte:With Jason Hoyte, Mike Minogue and Keyzie. Oh, g'day you absolute sickos. Nice to see you again. It's Pugs here, producer Pugs, Pugs son, covering for Jace, Mike and old Keyzie on The Big Show. Brought to you by Reburger, crave-worthy street food, freshly made by those absolute backbones. How are you? Hope you've had a beautiful day. You're probably sick of hearing from me. I was on the breakfast show with Jason Kesey earlier today, covering for Jerry and Minaya, obviously Minogue on leave as well. And Jason Kesey was sort of saying they'd love to hang around and do the drive show, the double shift with me, as you will.

0:52Jason Hoyte:But I think Jase had to go play golf, and Keezy, I think he's doing yard work with his wife or something cool like that. And they thought it would be a really great opportunity for me to jump in and just cover the whole thing and do the double shift. So here I am, absolute pleasure to be here with you. The text number 3483, the call number 0800. Hauraki, get in touch anytime. I'm sitting on a stockpile of vouchers from our old mates at Reburger. And we're going to spin you some of the fella's best memories today. Including a little insight into the Mike Minogue family tree. and some allegations of steroid use.

1:27Jason Hoyte:That's all this hour. Let's kick off with some pill jam. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. What a tune on Hauraki. Nick Cave celebrated his 68th birthday earlier in the week. You're here with Pugs covering for Jace, Mike and Keezy. Those latter two who really couldn't be arsed doing the double shift after covering breakfast this morning for Jerry and Minaya. And speaking of which, Ryan Fox, Kiwi pro golfing legend, was in the studio with us to celebrate the Manuka Fuel Chasing the Fox event returning this December. All the details for that at chasingthefox.co.nz. And if you want to see a clip of us hanging out with Ryan, go to Hauraki Big Show on Insta.

2:09Jason Hoyte:Talking about the best shot he reckons he's ever pulled. I'll replay a clip for you later in the show too. But in the meantime, here's one of Bowie's favourites, Suffragette City on Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Garbage on Hauraki. It's the big show, well, the mini show with old pugs, producer pugs covering for the fellas and spinning you some of their best moments from throughout the years. I like this one here, which was a real insight. Mike Minogue talks a lot about his daughter, Mogi Minogue Jr., when he does one and a half mogies, but we don't hear a hell of a lot about the rest of his family, maybe his mother Marge every now and then.

2:46Jason Hoyte:But he had a family reunion celebrating a birthday of a family member, and things got a bit hectic at the Minogue household.

2:52Keyzie:You were saying off-air, Mike, it was a bit of a debacle around your place today. You've got a lot of family members coming over. There's a bit of party action going on, mate. What's happening? Well, I mean, is it a party? I mean, I think it's his 78th birthday. Oh, sure. It's hardly a rip-roarer, I don't think. But I've got my mum's come over from the Hawke's Bay with her sister. They live together. Marge Minogue. So they're in their 70s, those two, and it's me Aunty Mary's birthday today. That's very nice. Mary Minogue. Mary Minogue and Marge Minogue. Mrs. Mary Minogue. Mrs. Mary Minogue. Yeah.

3:27That's lovely.

3:27Keyzie:Got a lovely ring to it. Yeah. So she's come over, and Mrs. Mary Minogue, her son and his wife and kid have come over from Doha. Is that Michael Minogue, her son? No, that's Mike there. Marty Minogue. Oh, Marty Minogue. No, no, no, no. Matty Minogue? No. How many times do I have to get it? How many times do I have to tell you? Morton. Oh, Morton Minogue. Morton Minogue, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, that's that. Oh, Mort, Mort. And that's. It's pronounced Mort. And that's Mrs. Mary Minogue's son. Yeah, Mort. Mort Minogue. Yeah, and now he's married his missus. Mort. And his missus's name is Miriam.

4:04Mort. So it's Morton, Miriam Minogue. What's the kid's name? And Mary and Marge. They've got a kid, eh? What's the kid's name? Bill.

4:14Little Bill.

4:16Keyzie:Bit of a character too, I hear. Oh, little Bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, she is a character. And, yeah, so we're all going over to... Sorry, what was... I'm just getting it all sort of sorted out of my head. What was Mort's wife, her name? Mort's wife, Miriam. Oh, Miriam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mort. Mort and Miriam and the kid's name is Bill. She's a beautiful little... Sorry, can I just clarify again? So it's Mort? Yeah. Or is it Morton? Yeah, Morton, short for Morton. So when you say Morton, is it? I don't know why you can't understand this, Jake. Is it, do you go, hello, Morton?

4:58Keyzie:No, not Morton. Oh, so it's only the Mort? Yeah, it's only on Morton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, they're all over, and we've got the big birthday celebration. We'll go out for lunch tomorrow. BK? It's bloody hard. Well, they don't have that on the island. Oh, right. So we're getting that helicoptered in, yeah. Yeah, nice. But just hard getting over to the island because everybody's working. We've got to get the cat out of daycare. It's all a bit of a palaver, if you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. At the end of the day, you know, the way I look at it, Jase, is family time. All right, when you can spend time with your family.

5:28Totes, mate. It's pretty boring.

5:29Keyzie:Yeah, oh, hell yes. Well, you see, that's why people on family occasions always end up getting massively steamed. Yeah. And letting out all the resentments and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can imagine, because you were saying that, you know, when Mort gets on the old firewater, he gets a bit loose, doesn't he? Yeah, that's why I've been back in jiu-jitsu training for the last few weeks, because I just need to, once he gets a few brewskis in him, yeah, he starts running his yap about how everything's better in Doha, so I'm just going to put him to sleep. A bit of the old rear naked chokehold, Keezy.

6:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll be naked by then. Yeah.

6:05Keyzie:Oh, jeez, mate, that sounds like a hell of a do. because you were saying it I know it all makes sense because you were saying little Bill's son I can't do it daughter oh daughter yeah his daughter's called Bill yes yeah like Billy she was because she they had to get her out of daycare yeah yeah so she was when you were telling me that was biting all the other kids at the daycare yeah oh okay they call her Jaws

6:37Jason Hoyte:yeah Jaws Minogue With the creativity and the names flying around in the Minogue family, I'm surprised he ended up with Mike. The Big Show will be back tomorrow morning from 6, covering Breki for Jerry and Minaya. It'll be Jase, Kesey and myself. Minogue back on Monday. And we'll have some more best moments from The Big Show later on in the show. But first, here's the Arctic Monkeys, fluorescent adolescent. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Midnight Oil on the Hauraki Tiny Show. You're here with pugs covering for the fellas before they get back tomorrow morning to cover breakfast once again.

7:15Jason Hoyte:And if you want to know what that sounds like, here's something we were discussing this morning. Jason Hoyt looking for a completely new life path.

7:22Keyzie:I don't know if I can get away with a moniker of stay-at-home dad. I mean, technically speaking, I'd be staying at home. And you're a dad. And I'm a dad. So can I still run with the I'm a stay-at-home dad. Staying at home after the kids have left, just in case they need to come back, waiting by the phone in case one of them needs to get in touch with you? Pretty much, man. That's backbone stuff, man. 100%. And I just say, I'm here if you need me. That's right. You know, and then I just go and watch movies and stuff like that, maybe do a bit of golf. Yeah. And when was the last time one of your daughters actually called you and needed you?

7:54Keyzie:Oh, to be honest, the last time one of my, and this is true, one of my daughters messaged me because she found online the Big Show outro pegging special, and she was quite disturbed by that. That's right, but that's more of a I need you to quit your job, basically.

8:12Jason Hoyte:Stop humiliating the family, yeah. You can expect more of that high-tier chat blowing Jeremy Wells and Mania Stewart out of the park on the Hauraki Breakfast tomorrow morning from 6. In the meantime, got some tunes before the hour is out from Weezer, Queens of the Stone Age, and you can never have too much bush. That's in four minutes on Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Radio Hauraki, you're here with Pugs covering for the Big Show. Let's have a bit of TV chat. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

8:48Jason Hoyte:Yeah. No, I'm not going to do that here, not by myself. I also like how the segment slowly moved further and further away from its namesake, Mike Minogue, because Jase, Kesey and I have been covering it, obviously, and now those two are away so it's just me but I am going to talk about something that he recommended that both you and I watch I had a crack last night aka Charlie Sheen on Netflix it's a two-part doco each episode about an hour hour and a half or something like that and I watched it on his recommendation that the first episode was five out of five buzies and I think maybe the second one four out of five so I think he landed on four if I recall correctly he spoke some big big things about it and he wasn't wrong everything he talked about happening in the documentary happened and I think that was to a fault because I watched it last night and I didn't feel as impressed as Mike Minogue was and maybe that's partially because he kind of spoiled some of the yarns I was kind of expecting there to be heaps more yarns like the ones he talked about which I won't do because then I'd just be spoiling it the same way but then those were kind of it for the yarns if that makes sense um i would still give it a good three and a half maybe a 3.8 buzies um and definitely get around it that is on netflix aka charlie sheen also maybe it's an age thing you know what i mean because charlie sheen is a star very much of the time for someone of old mogie's age you know what i mean but get around it anyway let me know what you think if you've watched it on three four eight three as i say got a stockpile of reberg about just so I can fling out wherever I like since those guys have left me here.

10:24Jason Hoyte:We've got some more tunes on the way after five. She Hard the Phooey's and kicking off some red hot chili peppers plus Relive Ryan Fox being in the big show on Brekkie Studio and another epic best bit. Keezy trying to get out of the dog box. The dog box. That needs more after five. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. G'day you weapons. It's Pugs here filling in for Jace and Keezy, filling in for Mike Minogue who's on leave on the big show brought to you by Reburger, serving good times and good food. You can dine in or take away Reburger today.

10:58Jason Hoyte:And speaking of taking away Reburger, I got some delivered to my house. Thursday night I had an event where I think you might recall if you listened to the show or the podcast, it ended a lot earlier than I anticipated because there was somebody I was with, I won't name names, maybe needed to call it a night a little earlier. And so I went home and you know what I did in the Uber home? I Uber eat some bloody Reburger to my house. You know, when you coordinate it so perfectly, you're in the car, you judge your time distance home, and then you judge the amount of time it's going to take for your food to get there.

11:29Jason Hoyte:I absolutely cracked it. It was worth it. And then the person who I was with, who shall remain nameless, who was the reason that we needed to shoot off early because they had such a big night, went to bed. And so you know what I did? I shamelessly scoffed my Reburger fries in the kitchen so as to not disturb their sleep. Can't recommend it enough. If you need to end the night early because of your partner, I mean, because of somebody in your life, get some Reburg assorted. It'll cover the wounds of having to end the night early. Here's the red hot chili peppers on Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy.

12:07Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

12:10Jason Hoyte:It's the phoies on Hauraki. It's the tiny producer show Pugs here covering for Jace and Keezy who did breakfast with me this morning and then left me out to dry. and we're spinning some of the fellas' best bits over the course of the show. However, a best bit that happened today, Ryan Fox joined the fellas in the studio as we were covering Jerry and Minaya on the Horeki Breakfast to chat Chasing the Fox.

12:31Keyzie:We're talking to golfing legend Ryan Fox. Because I know that you and your caddy have been having a bit of to and fro about whether you go for it or not. Talk me through that shot. Yeah, I mean, probably the best shot I've ever hit in my life. Magnificent. I wouldn't say it was to and fro about going for it. It was to and fro about what club. Oh, right. And I had 2.20 to cover the water, and we're tossing up going, is it two iron, is it three wood? And he goes, mate, you've got to hit three wood. Like, if you hit it long, it's fine. And I was like, well, I've got to take a little bit off it, hit a little cut.

12:59It's not often in those kind of situations you hit the exact shot that you wanted to hit. I've found I've never hit the exact shot I want to hit. It'll happen at some point. Yeah, at some point. You're just going to keep plugging away, Jase.

13:12Jason Hoyte:You can see a video of that up now at Horeki Big Show on Insta and listen to the full yarn on the Hauraki Big Show podcast. Wherever you get yours, recommend iHeartRadio. It's free to use, free to download. Tunes on the way from Rage and the Pixies. But first, it's She-Heart. I'm ready at Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. It's The Offspring on the Hauraki Help Me I've Got No Mate show. It's Pugs here covering for Jace, Mike, Kesey and Old Mogey still on leave on the Hauraki Big Show. And I'm spinning some of the fellas' best moments from throughout the years.

13:45Jason Hoyte:And this was a really special one, actually, because Mike and Jase came together to help Keezy, who was in a spot of trouble, having some marital problems at home, to come up with the perfect way to get yourself out of the dog box. Keezy, mate. What's the matter, babes? What's going on, mate? Well, I just had an argument with the, you know, fiancé.

14:03Keyzie:Oh, you, what was it about your porn? Nah. Brothel creeping. Nah. Drinking too much and blacking out. I can't even remember the Warriors game, even though it was on 5 o 'clock on Saturday. They know it? Yeah. Was it that? Well, it wasn't that. It was yesterday as well. Yeah, because of the dinner as well, because you couldn't be bothered putting the dinner on, even though she'd been up since 7.30 working all day. You were yelling at her about that, eh? Yeah. About making sure they're doing it. Yeah. You're not doing the old running your finger along the mantelpiece going, have you been busy today, darling?

14:36Keyzie:No. And then going, oh, obviously. You stopped doing that? And what about with the netball and that? Have you been going down watching the netball but just perving on all your teammates and all that? Yeah, but that's all good. Well, it's not even her teammates, I don't think, Mike. It's other teams. Yeah, it's anyone. Oh, yeah, I don't watch her games, no. Are you still wearing a cap and dark glasses and staying in your car when you're doing that? Yeah, but she doesn't have a problem with that stuff, Jason. Oh, okay. Oh, so she knows about it. Yeah, so basically the issue we're having is she's a bit annoyed at how sort of steamed I got on Saturday night.

15:01I was hungover yesterday, and yesterday we were supposed to be doing a nice dinner sort of situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we had a bit of an argument about it. You've just been a massive loser. Well, I feel like a massive loser as a result, Mike. Well, you look like one a little bit too. So, I mean, I don't know. If you guys have got any advice on how to patch things up, that'd be good. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I tell you what, man. The phrase flogging a dead horse sort of does come to mind with this relationship. But I do understand that you are in love. And sometimes you've got to go the extra mile, don't you, Jason?

15:34Yeah, that's true, man. We tend to write poetry or those sorts of things. and I will also say that music soothes even the savage beast.

15:43Keyzie:Massively, man. Music. So if you could find your way to play in her something, I don't know if you know any instruments, but music is a great equaliser, Jase. Would you agree? Oh, mate, if you want to turn it around, music's your first port of call, I would have suggested. Right. Well, I mean, I don't know how to play anything. I know how to sing. Yeah. I've heard you sing. I've heard you sing. No, don't do that. And I don't think that's a goer. No, don't do that. Yeah. So, like, Jase, for example, if you're in an argument and you had to play something, would you sing a song or what would you do?

16:12Keyzie:Oh, no, I can sing and I play instruments. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Really? Like what? What, the mouth organ? Yeah. That's bloody good, man. The harmonica? Yeah, done the right way. And that is a bloody beauty. Thanks, mate. Yeah. Have you got it on you? Funnily enough, I do, mate. You go and whip it out. Whip it out, would you? Ooh, yeah. Hey, you still got it. You know what they used to call me? Hot Lips Hoody J. And I used to play on the New Orleans circuit. Yeah. Well, why don't you play us like a little snippet then? The Big Easy. Oh, you want a little snippet? Okay, something like this might work for you, Kesey.

16:53Poor, yeah. Yeah. I like what you're putting down there, Jason. I might just grab the guitar and deck.

16:58Keyzie:Oh, yeah, great idea, mate. Great idea. See, if you can do something like this, Kesey, it's going to work a bloody, It's going to work great guns. Sorry, so you're going to play guitar and harmonica, and this is going to fix it. You're just going to lay down the bass here, Mikey. Yeah, mate. Okay, yeah, cool. A little bit rusty, so just bear with me here. Okay, here we go. All right. This will work.