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22:56You know what I mean? There's a flaw in his system there, which is I'm going to have a few responsibles and the next day I'm going to recover. And then I'm going to have some more responsible beersies. Has he ever been able to recover from responsible beersies in one day? Methinks not. No, his voice will be about 14 octaves lower than what it already is. Yes. And he'll be massively struggling. However, when you think about when we went over to Brizzy for the Magic Round. Yep. And that was only a two-day stint. So he only had two days. He didn't have time to recover responsibly. Yes. And he did just go for it.

23:40So I do think that he has it in him if he's on an overseas trip, particularly this one, despite Oasis probably being the biggest night of his life. Well, he did go on his Instagram, by the way. It looks like he had a great old time of it. It looked like a great gig. I don't know. I mean, I'm sure it was spectacular. I'm just not a fan of massive, massive stadiums. Right. And lots of people in filth. Yeah, or just any of those things exclusively. Yes, exactly. So what are we going to do about this, Parkson? How can we help him out there? Well, I think if you get in touch with us on 3483 or through the iHeartRadio Talkback function, particularly if you are in the UK.

24:19Well, obviously, yes. We want to hear from you. But also if you've been to the UK, we want to hear from you. The great pubs, obviously. But we are looking for the international backbones here. If you know someone that's over in London that can get in touch with us, re-old mogie needing help, we want to hear from you. We've got$50 re-burger vouchers. I don't know how we'll bloody get them over to the people in the UK. But if you organise somebody for us, we'll get you one. Does that sound pretty reasonable? Yeah, because I don't like the thought of old Mogi being alone. Yeah, having a quiet beer seat by himself in the pub, though.

24:54It's quite appealing to me. Also good to keep in mind that our time is 11 hours ahead of UK time. That's also good to keep in mind. Listen, Jase, I think it must be really, really hard for him to be on holiday over in the UK. That must be really tough. Yeah, totally, man. So get in touch. You wouldn't be lonely if you were by yourself overseas, though, would you, Pugsone? Shit, no. Mind you, you go on sex tours and stuff. Exactly. I'd never be lonely. You'd never be lonely.

25:22Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Soundgarden there. The time, 5.25. And we had some massive controversy today. After the, well, we asked people basically what we should call the show. That's right. Mogi and Keezy away for another week. We wanted to really get a foothold and an identity. Yes. We were running with the Radio Hodaki Big Chode. Great placeholder. Yeah, pretty good. Solid. Good feedback. Very similar to the usual name. Yes. Easy to run with. Yeah, exactly. But then people started sending us ideas, and we struck upon one, didn't we, Pug-san? Chase, lightning in a bottle.

26:04Yes. You know what I mean? Well, as I said before, it didn't initially strike me. Right. But then it just sort of grew on me as I went home that night and then I woke up that morning and it was still filtering around in my head. And that was Spoon Boy and the Jizz. I love that name. At first I was a little bit hesitant. What are they saying? More on the basis of I've never been called because you're obviously, you know, hoity jizz as everyone knows. Hoity jizz. But I've never been called the other name in that name. No, but. And that's what took some growth. Weirdly appropriate. You reckon? Yes.

26:49Yeah. But anyway, so we were going to run with that. Pugsun, without a word of a lie, has been working his arse off, making stings for Spoon Boy and the Jizz. Yeah. Only to be told by management that we can't run with that name. You were saying the bigwigs upstairs, in touch with you. Yes. In your ear, just quietly. They didn't even talk to both of us. They just spoke to you. They did, yes. And they said it's an absolute no-no, hoity jizz. Hoity jizz. They called you hoity jizz. Yeah, they call me hoity jizz now as well. Hoity jizz. But I feel very passionately about this, just purely because of the work that you've put into them, that we should at least give them one ear play.

27:29Because, you know, you've put your heart and soul into these and it seems unkind to not let you put them out in the public ether. The stings are a big part of my role here in the team at Hauraki. So it would mean a lot to me just to play them out once. I mean, this is fair warning that obviously they include the words in there that management so clearly have an issue with. Yes. People were trying to come up with alternatives. For example, Big Hog and the Dog. It's pretty good. It's a good rhyme. Yeah, that's not bad. All of these in the draw for a$50 rebug of voucher, even though we've already picked the winner, but it's nice to have alternatives, you know what I mean?

28:05Sure. Okay, should I play one out? Yep. Another one. Okay. And the jizz. Short and sweet, that one. Having said that, Pugs, I like it a lot. Thank you very much. One more time, please. Spamboid. And the jizz. It's got real impact. Yeah, it has. Good stuff. Okay. What else you got for me? We've got one more here for the new radio show. Spamboy.

28:37Mike Minogue:What the hell? The Jizz. I'm Radio Horaki. I'll tell you what. Long tail on that one. Don't you get rid of those, Pugs-san. Don't you get rid of those. Because we won't be able to play them again or whatever, but they're not going to be lost because they're too good. Jase, we'll always have Spamboy and The Jizz on the 4th of August, man. You and me. Yeah, man. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Incubus there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. Now, listen. Yes, Pugshead? Oh, no. I just, that is a tune. Like, I really love that tune, particularly for a road trip.

29:17Summer road trip. That song. Ugh. It's all right, man. Oh, okay. I mean, it doesn't really float. No, no. Totally. No, no. I can go here for myself if that's what you want. Hey, now listen. Let's go for another trip down memory lane, shall we? early big show? Aye, aye. Not early, early days. This is two years ago at least. Okay. Pretty early in my career in the big show. And given that Mogi's been at Oasis, I thought it might be appropriate to do a best bit around you guys going to a gig. And this was when Florence and the Machine came to New Zealand. Oh, yes. And you guys were massively hung over the next day.

29:54Mogi and I went to Florence and the Machine last night, as we were saying, you know, massively enthusiastic crowd. It wasn't really our cup of tea, Mogey. No. But, you know, but also. We're not poo-pooing it. No, no, not at all. But also for us, you know, going there straight as a die and, you know.

30:10Mike Minogue:Well, it's, you know, it's a Tuesday night. Yes. It's hard to get into it. I think the last gig I went on to on a Tuesday night was about 12 years ago. It was Pendulum. You know, Pendulum Keezy. Oh, yeah. Down in Wellington there. And it's just like, oh, this is good, but I'd rather be off my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. Which, of course, we don't indulge in these days because we've sort of grown through that phase. Right, okay, yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah. So you guys got free tickets from work, which is blimmin' great. A few other people from Hodaki got some as well. They went along and said you guys were not only massively getting into it, but you were massively steamed as well.

30:44Mike Minogue:Wow. And so much so that they got Pugs to start recording, producer Pugs to record some audio of you guys because that's how bad you were. Pugs was wasted. He was off his head. Well, yeah, Pugs was always steamed. He was like on the bizarre big time. Oh, the old bizarre, eh? Yeah, but here's some audio that he took for you. I haven't heard this yet, but can't wait for you to justify it. Here we go.

31:09This is pretty good, eh? Yeah, what's up, man? I mean, if you're into music. Yeah, if you're into music, yeah. Do you know what, man? What? I reckon the dark days are over. Are you crying, you wuss? Yeah. Same here. Oh, man. I wish Keezy was here. Same. These children are going to get us some more backbone juice. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I love this man. Hey, I love this bit. Love this bit. Yeah.

32:00So hot, man.

32:06This is really hot over here. It's been quite a busy day. Look at it, Danny. See? Oh, it's hot. Yeah, so as we were saying, it's not really our cup of tea. But, you know, I mean, the people there were totally into it. Yeah.

32:21Mike Minogue:Because you sounded massively wasted Also you started crying at one point, Moggy Oh yeah, I was thinking about something else Oh really? Yeah Right, just because you said the dark days are over Which is almost the name of the song Right And then you got quite emotional about that statement I mean, look, I think it was a case of hearing what you want to hear, Keezy You've made the decision about something And you're sort of reworking the evidence to fit that case And you know, you're living in a dream world, man So all good Yeah, it's all good, Keezy. I love it when... Give it a crack. Give it a nudge, mate.

32:54Mike Minogue:When someone's trying to pin something on Minogue, man, he's the slipperiest person you're ever going to meet. Interesting, I don't know if it was touched on in that particular story, but of course, Mogi famously had a passionate affair with Florence. What, with Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine? Indeed, yes. Really? Yeah. She seems more like your type, if I'm honest. Well, yes, but no, it was definitely... Well, it might have been me, actually. It was just a blur, wasn't it? Yeah, it was, but that's possibly why he was a bit emotional that night. Right, and why he didn't want to talk about it.

33:24Yeah, he was reliving the romance, the passion, the lovemaking, and it just hit him where it hurt their pugs. That's so fiery hot, man. It is. It's spicy. Who's this? Lead Zep. Sure is.

33:37Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Talking heads there on the radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. Now, a few suggestions coming in for pubs in London for Olmogi. We got a message from him early this morning saying, I need some drinking buddies over here for when I'm drinking responsibly. Can you give me, name a pub and I'll meet you there on Wednesday. That's right. And if you're listening to this podcast, if you happen to be a listener over in the UK, get amongst it. He's thinking Wednesday, he said, eh, for the pub day. Yeah, Wednesday. So Wednesday in the UK.

34:10Well, he's got Oasis today, or he's had it. And then he reckons he needs a recovery day. Which is valid. than Wednesday back on it responsibly. Yeah, and he just wants to meet whatever backbones there are over in London. Yes. So we want you to get in touch with us on 3Fight3 or the iHeartRadio talkback function, particularly if you're over in the UK. We have had some texts in of Kiwis that have been over to the UK with some pubs. Somebody said the Hawkins Forge, the Northkit, Clapham Junction Spoons. I obviously don't know any of these. Somebody said Walkabout was the best pub and also Church Bar, but they've all closed down.

34:49Now they're all quite behaved and responsible. Right. And they also went on to say that all the radio stations in England suck, so get on the big show. Tell your UK mates to get on the big show. Totally, man. Someone said many a great pub in London. Old Mogey would probably want to pick one in a hot spot for all the backbone expats such as the Duke of Edinburgh, Hope and Anchor, Vinegar Yard, or Fox on the Hill. They love a pub, the British, don't they? They bloody do. They've got to be on every corner. Yes, pretty much. But we need the best for our mogi and all the Kiwi expats that are over there.

35:18Hey, speaking of pubs and trips. Yeah. You could win a trip to Beervana, couldn't you? Well, I mean, not you personally, Pugs, I'm one of the listeners. That might have been one of the greatest radio segues of our time. I think so. Pugs, clip that off in Studio B, would you? We are giving away a VIB trip to Beervana. Clever. That's a very important backbone, Jase, if you didn't know. Obviously, Beervana on the 22nd and 23rd of this month, and we're giving you the chance to be the VIB, including flights to Welly for you and a mate, hotel and VIB access to the Beervana Festival, and that's going to be drawn in a couple of weeks here on the big show when all the fellas are back.

35:56You'll get to enjoy the 300 out-of-this-world beer creations. Not all at once, obviously. Well, responsibly. There's an insane amount of breweries there. I've done Beervana a couple of times now. It is out the gate. Yeah, we've been there a couple of times, today. It is fantastic. Just on that front, by the way, the fellas, the full show, we're going to be doing a live show down there on the 21st of August, I believe, before it all kicks off at the Parrot Dog. Parrot Dog, yes. That is Thursday, the 21st of August, we'll be there from four, so get amongst that. And to enter to be the VIB, go to hauraki.co.nz Beautiful, mate.

36:31Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Yes, indeed. whole there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show. Now, plenty coming up after 6 o 'clock, including the return of Pugsans Asian Delights. And as I've been talking about what I said at the beginning of the show, I was a sloth all weekend and I just Uber-eated everything. But you did Uber-eat some Asian cuisine, would I be right in saying that? Yes, I did. Maybe you can speak to that. I do have a real easy one for the sloths like yourself, because I was in a pretty slothy mood last night when I made this particular dish. Yes, sounds good.

37:06Also, we'll be playing another best bit. Oh, yeah. What's this one going to be about? This is Keezy planning a stag do for one of his best mates, and let me tell you, it got buck wild. Yeah, because he ended up in that spa with that dude, eh? Was that the one? No, you're thinking of the guy in Christchurch that he had that a few years ago. Oh, that one, yeah. And listen, I've met the guy. Yes. He's a lovely guy. I wasn't trying to suggest he wasn't. I mean, just because they made love in a spa doesn't mean they're not good people. Actually, he might have been there at the stag do. Same sort of group of mates kind of thing.

37:35Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so it could have been just a part two sort of scenario. You're knowing Keezy, probably. Yeah.

37:44Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you massive bag bones. Hope you're surviving your Monday evening. You're listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Chode. Jase, you know how long it took. I know, man. I feel really bad about it, Paksa. Okay, you're listening to Spurmboy and the Jizz. Yes! Yeah, boy. That's what I'm talking about. Brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan and veg-o options. Reburger, redefining the norm. Just on that, Jase, did you get to the Bombay store, the one that opened up on Friday? No, actually. I had to go and do something else in the end, unfortunately.

38:20But I did have Reburger over the weekend, though. You literally did nothing over the weekend. I'm surprised you didn't have time to go out to the Bombay. That was on the Friday you're talking about, right? Yeah. Oh, any of the days. No, I had other stuff I had to deal with. Yeah, right, okay. Well, it is Reburger. Reburger.

38:37And seriously, if you've never tried it, check it out. It is actually mean. I've loved Reeburger for a long time. Very nice indeed. Here's the police.

38:47Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Yes, indeed. Rage Against the Machine there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. Let's just run with that for the time being, Pugs-san. Sure. All right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But right now it's time for... We're off to find the brewery of the day. I've got to be honest with you, Pakistan. It feels like only yesterday we were doing that. Yeah, it stays with you, doesn't it? It really does. We've sung Brewery of the Day pretty much every day since then. Every time we hear that tune by Metallica. That's Ruda on that, by the way, from The Breakfast Show making that stick.

39:23So good. Of course, we are celebrating Bearvana. It's back on the 22nd and 23rd of August. And so in the lead up, we are celebrating some of the biggest and best breweries around. Today's all about Mean Doses Brewery. That's run by Dean and Kerry, Jase. Good bastards. They were just regular people. Yes. Until 2018. Then what happened? Well, they decided to throw caution to the wind, start up Mean Doses Brewery and make some very, very good beers. So you can catch them at Bear Vana. And that's on the 22nd and 23rd of August at Sky Stadium in Welly. If you want to get the tickets for that, that's at bearvana.co.nz.

39:57You know what's just occurred to me, Pugson? Yeah. You and I should make our own beer. Spurn Boy and the Jizz. There's something about the name Spurn Boy and the Jizz that I know will make people real thirsty. Yeah, it'll just go off, I reckon. It'll go off, all right. It'll be off. Spurn Boy and the Jizz, and it'll be an IPA. An IPA? Yes. I was thinking more of a stout. Something real thick and dense, you know. Yes. Something creamy, Jason. Syrupy. Good stuff. Oh, who's this, man? Hey, speaking of Beovana, we're going to be down in Wellington. When is it, the 21st of August? The day before Beovana kicks off.

40:33So the 21st of August is a Thursday. That's when we'll do our live show from Parrot Dog Brewery and then, of course, the actual festival, 22nd and 23rd. With all the fellas, by the way, the live show. The whole team will be there. Here's the dudes.

40:45Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. ACDC there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. Now, let's go and have a look at the past, shall we, Pugsun? Another best bit from the Big Show. What have you got for us today? Well, since the best bit from 5.30 was largely you and Mogi focused with your live gig at Florence and the Machine there, I thought I'd get one that was all about old Keezy planning a stag do. Yeah, nice. For one of his best mates. And as you may remember, it was one of the most wild stag do's that's ever been put together. Yeah, it was crazy, all right.

41:21And I think that's a good idea because, obviously, I'm talking a lot as we speak. So I think the best bits should maybe focus on Keezy and Mogey. A hundred percent. Because, you know, that's who the people are missing. Yeah, absolutely. Well, this one's all about Keezy. Beautiful. Keezy talking us through a stag do weekend. Yeah. Well, it wasn't mine. I organised it. You organised it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

41:43Mike Minogue:So, so far, you've taken a bus to Rutorua with 13 mates who you fleeced for$300 a pop. Go on. Hey, you've had a sorb. They did sorbing. I mean, that's pretty fun. You're rolling down a hill in a big ball. Yeah. Bit of water in there. Did you splash around? Did you have any beers at any point? Yeah, I was going to say, with eight pints in your belly. Well, we weren't drinking pints. We were drinking sort of low sugar RTDs to get everyone through the day. Because one of my first couple of stags I went on, a few people tap out after a few hours because they've been drinking beers in the sun all day.

42:14Mike Minogue:And so you can't do beers until later on because people just get tired and sleepy. It's good to have some rules in place. Yeah, so we established that real pretty early. So you hit the hard spirits then? Just shots all afternoon? Yeah, exactly. Then got on a zorbi ball. You know it's not called a zorbi ball, Jase, all right? But no, before that, we actually stopped in Hamilton along the way. Oh, how good. The city of the future. Yeah, I'll tell you what, it was pretty good. Did you go to the Botanic Gardens? No, I wish. They've got a beautiful new Roman garden there at the moment. Oh, do they?

42:44Mike Minogue:Oh, really good. I'm surprised you didn't go, Keezy. Yeah, I mean, I said actually funnily enough, Mogi, on my stag do, please, please be the Botanical Gardens in Hamilton. Well, we didn't go there. What we did is we stopped off at a park. We did a wheelbarrow race, human wheelbarrow. You did not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a park, because it was a big competition the whole day. So we did a wheelbarrow race. You did not do a wheelbarrow race. Yeah, we did. We then did an egg throwing and catching competition. And then we did a game of keepy uppies. Oh, this is so outstanding. This is so good. Then, yeah, it was good.

43:22Mike Minogue:And then we stopped off. We BK there, ran in, grabbed lunch real quick, carried on to Rotsurua, went zorbing in a zorbi ball, then went to the house. No, picked up some supplies, and the stag had to cook us all dinner. That'll teach him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So he cooked us all dinner. I hope this guy's wife-to-be doesn't hear this because she is going to dump him immediately. What do you mean? Oh, no reason. Right. And then, yeah, we got to the old house in Ruturua there and, yeah, got the board games out and stuff. Did some beer pong. That was fun. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you allowed to drink beer at that stage or did you just have cups full of water?

44:05Mike Minogue:No, no. Everyone knew as soon as it hit 7, 7 p.m., you could start drinking the beers. I took the padlock off the chilli bin and then everyone was into it, you know. Yeah, yeah. Was the food that he cooked like ham and pineapple pizzas? No, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't anything that delicious. Right, okay. It was just burgers on the old barbecue there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, as I said, got the board games out, played some beer pong, did like a putting challenge in the hallway. I brought a little fake cup. Oh, how good. Yeah, and then finished it off with a few little questions about the bride and blah, blah.

44:42Mike Minogue:And then everyone went to bed and I stayed up for a wee bit and then, yeah, we went to bed after that. It was good. Cool, man. So that sounds like that would have cost about$400. Oh, yeah, it was actually, to be honest, I did some good budgeting. Didn't cost that much. Borrowed the bus off one of my mates. Yeah. The house was actually one of my uncle's houses. So, yeah, it was great. Nice little learner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy made, what, three and a half grand off that? Well, yeah, yeah. Well, basically, this is how it worked. I was like, if you give me 300 bucks each, I'll be able to start-start some bus, a house in Rotorua and some activities.

45:10Mike Minogue:Yeah. And they were like, yeah, keen. So they did. And I did. Good luck, man. Jeez, I wish I'd known you when I was having my stag keys. I reckon. That sounds so good, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially the wheelbarrow race. Yeah, that sounded like the fun part. What, the human wheelbarrow? Yeah. Because it was there and back. Did you just have chicks flocking, man? Yeah, I bet. And dudes. And the board games. I didn't say Witchboard Games. Yeah, yeah. Well, you were saying off air a bit of Dungeons and Dragons. Well, I wish. We didn't have time for a full game of that, so we just played Boggle.

45:45Mike Minogue:And Twister, you were saying. You had a bit of a Twister. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we did a shirtless Twister. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, it was good. It was good. So good. I loved it, yeah. Missed you guys. Well, it makes sense that you're in the state that you're in now then. Oh, man. Yeah, she is. You really pushed the boat out, didn't you? Old Keezy, eh? I tell you what, if you're in a friend group, you better hope there's a Keezy in there because he plans the best stag toast. Totally, man. A Zorb, Jase? Unreal. Yeah, exciting stuff. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.

46:27Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the Monday show done and dusted. Now, the podcast outro is bonus material we do outside of the radio show. Aye. Today, I can't even remember. What clip have you got for us today there, Pugsam? Because you chose it. I did chose it. There's no Dilly in Studio B. So this is kind of the sad reality of the Hoody J Bachelor life. Yes. You know, I was a virile bastard. I don't doubt it. That's why I've got a thousand kids. But these days, it's just like, as I've said before, you know, I'll get halfway through and go, oh, you know what? I'm just not into myself anymore.

47:02You know what I mean? Come on, man. I'll be into you for the both of us. And then the little fella will just sad to the side. The little fella. I'll just lie down there on the couch and just go, oh. Just put another movie on. Just get some more Uber Eats. Yeah. I mean, it is a sad reality, Puckson. It's not as glamorous. It's not as glamorous as what people think, man. You know, your virility levels do drop down. And I was, you know, just having a bit of fun when I said the little fella. Obviously not. Oh, right. But I'm not going to go into that. I'm going to bang on about the size of my genitalia.

47:39Who would do that, for God's sake? Save that for when the fellas are back. Yeah, totally, man, totally. But, yes, it was a very slothful weekend. And there's a certain amount of shame attached to it, but not too much. Because every now and then it's kind of nice to do that. I think the rarity of it means that you shouldn't be shameful. If that happens and you're kind of forced to do your own thing, then you should just do it and embrace it. Good stuff, man. I love it, man. You've made me feel better about my weekend, Pugsana. I appreciate it. Keep working on that couch thing, though, that couch action.

48:08You should probably sort that out. Yeah, that's true. You're only 43. Hey, now listen, do go and check out the Instagram account. Go and check out all the podcasts. Till tomorrow. See you later. Bye.