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17:21Yes. Last night I watched Sliding Doors. Oh, yeah. Gwyneth Paltrow. What's it on there? Maybe neon, actually. It's about Gwyneth Paltrow, and it's a real high-concept film from like 1993 or 4 or 5 or 6. And it's like, what would your life be if not for a missed opportunity, if something just shifted a little bit? So in this instance, she's trying to catch a subway, and her life completely changes because she, in one instance, gets it, and the other instance. So you get to see both those stories play out side by side, quite often annoyingly close to each other. And her partner is cheating on her, and in one instance she catches him, in the other instance she's ignorant of the fact that he's cheating.

18:11Right, because if it was about me, I would just be home slightly later. That's exactly right. There'd be nothing going on, or would there? Yeah. Gwyneth Paltrow is the lead. John Hanna is the male lead. Jean Triplehorn, I think her name is, or something like that. Chase, you said you'd seen it back in the day. It is absolutely terrible. It's a romantic comedy. Absolutely terrible. Really enjoyed it because one of you two was watching. Oh, Jase, you were watching something the other night and you were bagging it. Yes. And I haven't had the opportunity to do that for a long time. We bagged it openly, my wife and I.

18:44I had a great time. Her movie stardom is a mystery to me. Absolute mystery to me. I don't know how that happened or why that happened. I don't know anybody. Look, I don't want to, you know, look, she's doing very well for herself. But, you know, am I on my own here?

19:03Keyzie:No, you're not. Thank you. You know, I'm not a big Gwyneth Paltrow fan either, and I've never got it, as it were. And again, that's not to denigrate. She's done very well for herself. Very well for herself. Thank you very much, sir. Better than I've done, Gizzi. Certainly 50 times better than what you've done. But it's not for me, you know. But she doesn't do it for me. No. Can I just put it that way? Yes. Oh, a few good movies that I've seen. Shallow Hell

19:34Wasn't she in the The movie Shakespeare in Love That's the one She won an Academy Award She won an Academy Award So she's actually really good then She won an Academy Award If it was meant anything then that would make me a good actor And that's not the case I watched Gone last night Which is pretty good

19:56Keyzie:I'm enjoying it where Headmaster His wife goes missing. TV show? Yeah, it's a TV show. It's a drama on three now. It is. You know, and interestingly, you were talking about, is it Morrissey? David Morrissey. I'm actually not a fan of his. Right. Generally speaking, he doesn't convince me, but he's very good in this. Yes. He suits being an uptight headmaster. Whodunit, Keezy. We don't know. Whodunit, man. I don't know. Did you find the age is odd? It was like, surely you're much older than that. Surely. Yes, I did find that. But look, you know, it's a solid drama. Yeah. I'll give it three buzies.

20:33And it's on TV3 and it's called Gone. Gone. Gone Burger. Last night my wife and I watched Location, Location, Location. You love it, man. We actually do. Yeah. Because I was like, oh, do you want to start watching, because we've got Neon. I was like, do you want to start watching this comedy with Steve Carell and it's called Rooster? And she was like, oh, yeah, I can be keen. I was like, do you want to watch it tonight? She's like, oh, maybe not tonight.

20:55Keyzie:It's a bit too classic. I don't want to start a new series tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, okay, cool. Should we just watch, insert grand designs, country calendar, location, location, location here? Yeah. And we just end up doing that. And it's enjoyable every time. It's so good that you've got reliable shows like that. It's just a house show. It's just people buying a house. Yeah. And I am enthralled. Yeah. Five buzies out of a possible five, TVNZ+. Actually, you've just reminded me, I've got to get back to A Place in the Sun. Check out if they've got that on the old Samsung. That's a classic TV show, that one.

21:24Yes. So good. Hey, coming up after five o 'clock, fellas, with all this drama going on with Brekkie, I've got a bit of a hypothetical question to ask regarding us and Brekkie. Nice. And plenty more as well. Good stuff. Don't laugh, as I said, and plenty more funny.

21:43The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

21:49Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along very nicely indeed. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Toledo's. Out with outdated hydration, in with Toledo's, the new standard in clean electrolytes. Get it in ya.

22:09Toledo's.

22:13I've got a bone to pick later in the show. Okay. I feel bad because I want to pick on Jase.

22:18Keyzie:You know what I mean? Yeah, well, whenever I see in the chat, Keezy's got a bone to pick. I always think, okay, what is it this time? Yeah. You know what I mean? Because it's always me. Well, I don't want to be nagging you, though. Am I nagging? Yeah, you're... Am I a nagger? You're a real nagger. That's what I was worried about. Also, later on in the show, potentially another chance to get yourself in the draw for Magic Round. So listen out for the cue to call. Get ready to call 0800-HAURAKI. Up next, though, a hypothetical question. Feelers involving the breakfast show. They're trying to challenge us to various competitions and things.

22:53They are. Yeah. Latest one that they've floated, what was it? Bech press. Bech press competition. Yeah.

22:58Keyzie:I sort of feel like we need some redemption. You know what I mean? That would be nice. Because it just feels like they just consider us easy beats for everything now. And frankly, we've been robbed on both occasions. Yeah. We lost the golf by one shot. Yeah. It was my fault. We blew out a hammy or whatever it was in the relay. Yeah, it was my fault. It was a quad. You know, maybe we should be playing to our strengths, which is getting away from any of these physical activities and going more towards the nerd shit. So whether that's gaming, Keezy, because you dominate in that space, or maybe we could do some acting as a trio.

23:34I'm actually not very good at gaming. We could do some theatre sports. See, now that's a real test. Theatre sports would be good. There we go. How do we judge that? Can you do a competitive theatre sport? They literally have competitive theatre sports. Do they? They do. Is it like improv and stuff? It is exactly what it is. We could do it at the comedy fest. See? Stand-up comedy? Yes. A stand-up competition. I reckon Ruder would kill in that. He would. Yeah. Get the old guitar out. Yep. Do some wacky comedy songs. There is one thing we could beat them at, which I guess is the ratings. We could just do that.

24:13Actually, that's not a bad call there, Keezy. That's smart, man. Yeah. Because our ratings are massive. He is so big. Shit that big.

24:22Keyzie:Here's the rack on tears. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Weezer there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time, 14 minutes past five o 'clock. Fellas, this coming Wednesday at 4 p.m. sharp, the Big Show will be broadcasting live from Emerson's Dunedin. It's a beautiful little pub down there in Dunedin, 4 to 7. Come along if you'd like to see the show live. It's celebrating Emerson's Hazy IPA Hazen Confused turning 10. Wow. 407 this Wednesday. Emerson's Dunedin. See you there. How good. Fellas, there's been a lot of chat about the breakfast show taking the big show on once again in a challenge.

25:03We're 0-2, golf and a relay race. We've lost both. Both my fault. There's been all sorts of suggestions coming through of what we could potentially do. And do, if you have a suggestion, 3483, send it through. So one I don't think we've thought of and one that I think would sort a lot of stuff out is if we just had a ruckus.

25:22Keyzie:A bit of douche douche. A fist fight. A fist fight against breakfast. Right. The same 4v4 format. Oh, yeah. You know, so you've got on breakfast. So it'll be us three and then you bring an old Pug San who's a mad bastard. He is a sicko. He is a sicko. Yeah. And then we'd obviously be taking on Jerry and Minaya and Jeremy, their producer, Ruda, and then Zoe as well in Studio B. Right, okay. How do you think we'd go? In terms of douche-douche? Well, obviously, yes, in terms of the fight. I think Zoe would smack the living shit out of you, Keezy. Shit on you, yeah. I think the trick would be to use probably Hoity J as a human shield because he's not much of a scrapper.

26:05So what's the best way to – I mean, look. It's not much of a shield either. Back in the day, fellas, I was a vicious little bash. No, it's true. But I feel like you've chilled out too much. Yeah, true. So I think you're better off. Rather than putting you out, I'd hate for you to get into the firing line and get beaten up. So if we just put you in the way so you can just get beaten up, and then that gives us time to sort of regroup behind you.

26:26Keyzie:Well, you know, to be honest with you, fellas, just quietly between the three of us here, I mean, I've got a few issues with Jerry. Yeah. You know what I mean? I've got a few. Yeah, because you don't like him, mate. I've got a few simmering resentments going on there. I wouldn't want a bit of a go at him, to be honest. Which is interesting because he's like a really nice guy. Oh, people say that? Yeah. But the only thing I can think of that you'd possibly want to smack him over for is that he was annoyed that you spilt soup everywhere and didn't clean it up. Oh, that's part of it. So, yeah, that's enough to fire you up?

26:56Keyzie:I think I'm a damn cheek, though. The cheek of the guy. It's enough to fire me up, all right. It fires me up. It fires me up. I mean, who does he think he is calling you out for not cleaning up? Yeah, totally, man. When you didn't clean up. So if we were to pair off, you know, for the fight, who would I take on? Well, Kesey, can I... Now, don't take this the wrong way. No, okay, go. You mentioned it. What did you say at the top there about our challenges? That we've lost both of them and it's been my fault. Yeah. Now, as I say, don't take this the wrong way. Stop saying that. because I'm already starting to take it the wrong way.

27:36Mogi and I, V,

27:41Keyzie:Mania and Jerry. Right. Yeah, right. And we immediately eliminate our weakest link. So you think in a fight situation I'd be the weakest link? Yes. In the case, so let's just say we do that. So it's Mogi and you taking on Mania and Jerry. Who are you taking on? I'd take on both of them quite happily. Well, you've got a Vendera against Gerry, so it makes sense that you settle the score. Yes, and I reckon you could take Manoa. I'd love to take Manoa. I would love it. No, in a fight. Oh. Yeah, I could do that. I could do that. I don't know if you know this about... If push came to shove. Yeah. Yeah.

28:19Keyzie:About Mogi, he was a vicious bastard when he was young, man. Oh. I'd be all over him like a rash. If we did extend it to three, do you reckon I could take down Ruda? Because he's a pretty hearty dude Well it's funny those guys often talk about how Unko Ruder is But I mean how Unko could he possibly be Yeah That'd be Like Ruder who's massively Unko You with your wonky ears What's that got to do with anything That could be quite a spectacle Actually I've changed, can I be on breakfast this side Because I wouldn't mind Smack a Jase over as well actually I think we've got to sort something out, to be honest with you, because I'm getting sick of the app.

29:05Keyzie:Well, look. We're carrying two losses. And I think it was you that made the suggestion. It might have been Mogi yesterday. It might have been off air, which I really liked, was who could do the heaviest steamer? Yeah, we're shooing for that one. We've got them licked on that one. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki. Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodaki big show this Thursday evening. The time is 20 minutes to 6 o 'clock. Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. I've got a bone to pick. Why are you saying bone to pick over the top of that? It's Justin reminding himself to send one.

29:48Oh, yeah, fair enough. Just get on with it, man. Jason, I don't want to sound like I'm nagging you, right? That's the last thing I want. Has it been bugging you, man? No. No? No, this hasn't. Oh. Although, to be fair, Jase, I feel like you're getting a bit bugged by the fact that I've got a bone to pick. It's been bugging me.

30:08Keyzie:Can I just say on that front, Kesey, water off a duck's back, mate. Yeah, right. I just shut down. Yeah, right. Yeah, I can see that. That's the right way to deal with it. Just shut down. Just bury it. So, Jase and I, we established this last week. Jase and I have a mutual acquaintance who is a builder. Oh. Who's done some work for Jase, and he's done some work for me now. Really great guy, really nice guy, does great work. Top bloke. Back back. And he gives me little insights into his dealings with Jase. There should be confidentiality agreement in place here. You don't even sign it. It should just be taken as read.

30:45Keyzie:All I can say, Kesey, is tread very, very carefully. What? I'm a litigious kind of guy. Yeah, right, yeah. tread carefully like you're walking on Hoity J's deck, which almost fell apart, which was the last yarn he told me. Well, it did fall apart, actually. Yeah, he fell through it three times. So this particular yarn, and we were having a coffee together and sharing a biscuit. What, one biscuit, you type bastard? Yeah, a couple of squiggles each. Thank you very much. And we were having a chat, and I was talking about something, and he's like, oh, I'll never forget the first time I met Hoity J.

31:19Oh, good. Do you remember the first time you met him? Yes. Vaguely. Yeah, it sounds like you do. Was it a party?

31:30Keyzie:That sounds right. Oh, yes. Okay. It was at a party for his partner's mum or something or grandmum or something. Her 60th, I think of Wallace Keezy. That's right. Yes. And this chap was sitting there at the party with his mate next to him. Both a couple of stocky Pacific Island boys. Very friendly fellas by all accounts. Jase comes up. Hi, this is blah, blah. Oh, nice to meet you, man. And this is blah, blah. and then he could tell that you hadn't quite heard the second name and then he went to tell you again and then you said apparently, don't worry about it, I'm probably going to forget your name straight away anyway and then walked off.

32:05Yep. And then they looked at each other and said, so are we going to roll this dude or what? And then he said, two months later I get a text, hey, it's Jase, can you come around and fix my dick?

32:20and he's like I will never forget the day I met Jase now can I say there and I'm reluctant to leap to your defence here Jase but it wasn't anything to do with the names that they had it was the fact that anybody was talking to you and giving your names you could have said that to anybody correct yes and I actually did stick up for you I said oh that sounds like he was taking the piss oh and then he said it didn't seem like it no it wouldn't have been he's a busy guy

32:48Keyzie:I'm going to text him now do you remember his name? I do remember his name boy oh boy I'm fuming so this is like the soup thing you did make a mess with the soup and you did forget this guy's name and make a bit of a dick of yourself but you're fuming anyway it's the thing with names though because it's like there is literally really no point in anyone telling me their name because I'll forget it within about 10 seconds. I'm the same. And it's not because I don't care about them. No. It's just that it goes in one. Well, not in your case, Keith. Carry on. Don't get sidetracked. Don't get sidetracked.

33:26Keyzie:It goes in one ear and out the other. And it's not because I don't care. It's just I have this weird thing where I cannot retain names. But also, I guess it's also a care thing. Like if you cared about the person, you would try and retain them. Well, he don't even know them. He's just met them. Why would he care about them? Oh, until he knew the name once he needed a favour. Do you know the amount of people that I meet all the time, Kesey? How am I supposed to remember everyone's name? I don't know. But the thing was the whole don't bother telling me your name, I'm going to forget it anyway, and then walking off straight away.

33:56Keyzie:That's good stuff from you. I remember that, actually. And it was a party that I was feeling very awkward at. It's because you're going around making a dick of yourself in front of you. And so, you know, it was just like I think I was moving through to the buffet, actually, at that point, and I had a plate. Well, I might not have had a plate, but I was moving in the food direction. Yeah. What I'm loving about this. Yeah, keep going. And so it was like, oh, yeah, I'll probably forget it, mate. Don't worry about it. Sort of thing. Loosen it up a bit here, fellas. Bit of banter. Yeah, man. I can't wait to hear his side of the story, because based on everything else we've heard today, what Jase is saying will be bullshit.

34:36100%. And he said you made a real whore of a mess at the buffet, didn't clean it up.

34:42The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

34:47Keyzie:Guns.

34:56Hurry up.

34:58Keyzie:Roses there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. Coming up after six o 'clock, the Big Show, a big conundrum. Yes, the brand new segment, which I'm looking forward to, Jase. Also, I believe you've got an itinerary that's come through of what you'd rather do while we're at Magic Round in Brisbane. Yeah. Like a cultural tour or whatever you're trying to put together here. Yeah. You're going to take us through that, are you? Well, I was going to replace that with a big conundrum. I could do both. Oh, no, no, because I've got something I want to chat about as well. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

35:32Keyzie:So I'll have to choose between those two great bits of content. Which ones are going to be New Zealand? Find out after six. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday night's very pleasant indeed. You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Toledo's. Toledo's, the new standard in clean electrolytes. Get it in you.

36:06Toledo's! Yeah. Dinner plans, fellas?

36:10Keyzie:Got my father-in-law coming over tonight. What are you cooking? Are you going to eat them? Well, you know what we are cooking because they were such a success, Keezy. Meatballs. Yeah, man. Oh, you should have gone with the old pork mints inside a whole capsicum. Yeah, imagine that. Pork mints. Pork mints. You could disappoint your father-in-law even more. No, our dinner tonight is going to consist of a meatball, delicious meatballs with ricotta cheese in them. And what are they stuffed inside? And they're going to be on a bed of couscous with roasted vegetables and this delicious salad that we had the other day at a cafe, which we're going to try and replicate.

36:49Sounds delicious. Sounds like a nightmare of an idea, trying to replicate. The beauty of the capsicum idea, Jase, is that you can take it with you anywhere. That's true. So you can take it on a bus, you can eat it at the movies or anything like that because it's like an apple. It is, yeah. But it's got pork mince stuffed inside. You stick the lid on it, and then when you're ready to eat it, off with the lid, yum, yum, yum. You could use, instead of a spoon, you could use like a carrot stick, and you could scoop it out with that. Then you can eat the spoon. And you could have like a lettuce leaf instead of like a napkin, and then you could eat the napkin.

37:22You can get this onto something. And also, if you serve it to your father-in-law, he can have it, and then as he's leaving, you'll be like, oh, take this with you, one for the road.

37:31Keyzie:Well, funnily enough, I've still got two of the bastards in the fridge. Have you? Yeah, and it's just like... Can you please bring one in tomorrow? I keep saying to my wife, we've got to biff those, and she's like, oh, no, I'll probably eat one. Can you please bring one in tomorrow? It's been days. It has been, Casey. Yeah, actually, can you bring it in and throw it all over the floor? And through the microwave? Yeah, it'll be safe to eat. It's just pork mints. Yeah, totally, man. It'll be fine. Can you bring it in tomorrow and microwave it? Somehow melt the capsicum while the pork mints stays cold?

38:04I would be so interested to taste that. Rub it on the walls. Sure, man. It's quite good because it fits in a cup holder in a car as well.

38:12Keyzie:I'll bring one for golf tomorrow, Kesey. You're going to need it while we're playing golf. Here's Kings of Leon. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. That's a great version, that song, isn't it? Sometimes when something's unplugged, you can really enjoy the actual musicality of a song. So true, man. You know what I'm saying, Fiddles? 100%. And if anyone wants to know the name of that song, it's Nutshell, Alice in Chains, Unplugged. One of the great unplugs. Yes, man. Just as an aside before I crack into this ripping yarn. Bit worried about Pugs today. Haven't really seen them today.

38:45He's out there in Studio B. Just looking like a bit of a lonely bastard. So send in your thoughts to Pugsun. Cheer him up. 3483. Words of support for old Pugs. I think he's sad that he's not on holiday anymore. Yeah, he is.

39:01Keyzie:I think he's a bit freaked out by the dream I had last night too. Shocking, boss. I certainly am. Sucking my toes and sucking them hard. Fellas, I've got a heavy bowel. What do you mean? Have you seen the amount of food he stacks away every day? 100%. But it's never been an issue. The desiccated chicken. Sorry, me and Jace are arguing about your bowel at the moment. That's what's happening. That's why it must be that I run normally up to four or five visits to the little boy's room. That's not a yarn either, is it? No. Per day? Yep. Unbelievable. See, what I've done is I've just streamlined the whole process.

39:36It's just one. I think I need Metamucil. There's something not right down there. I've got the heavy bowel now, and I think it's because of the amount of painkillers I've been using. Yeah. I've got a sore tooth, which means I'm going to have to go to the dentist on Monday. Good news on that. I'll talk more about it tomorrow. But I've been having a hell of a lot of your Panadols, your Ibuprofens. Yes. And what are those ones? Trammies? Trammies. No, I don't like them. You love them. Well, you always pop a couple before the show, Keezy. Yeah, I have trammies before every show. Yeah, that's a weird thing about you, and I am slightly concerned, but Keezy doesn't get out of bed unless he's got a trammie up his back door.

40:19Yeah, I shelve trammies before I get up in the morning. I won't get out of bed unless I've got it. It's like having a morning coffee. Shock and... Jeez. Anyway, I think it's given me a heavy bowel, Will. Yes. And I need to know what to do about it, really, because if it's not one thing, it's another. Can I put it to you that way? I've got my sore bloody tooth, and now I've got to worry about my back door and my heavy bowel. And, Jase, you've had extensive issues with your bowel over the years. The stories that you've told us off-air, unbelievable. What's your secret, mate?

40:55Keyzie:Well, I take slight issue with that, Mogi. Because I was going to say, well, you've got the perfect person here when it comes to shocking bowel scenarios to sort of talk through with. Because as you know and as the listeners know, I am remarkably regular, three perfect tubes every morning, like clockwork. Grandfather clockwork. I can't even imagine a heavy bowel. Whereas Keezy... Look, Keezy, I mean, you can roll your eyes all you like. I think that's his eyes lolling back in his head because of the trammies are kicking in. Oh, yeah, the trammies. Because you're regular too in fairness to you, Keezy.

41:51He's trying to make me feel better now. By saying I'm regular. Thanks, Jase, man.

41:56Keyzie:Midnight steamer, bang, every night. That's right, stroke of midnight every night. Daylight savings, it gets a bit weird for a few days. Yeah. Sort of your 11.30s, 45s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you think his wife goes to bed early? I don't know, why? What's the connection? What's the yarn here? I'm trying to get it worked out, Kesey, and I was asking Jase because I thought he is of a similar age to me. He's 39. I know, which is similar, more similar to my age than your age, which is 34. It blows my mind that you're only five years younger than him, Keezy, but here we are. Yeah, I know. And I would have thought you'd have a few solutions for me, Jase, but you're telling me three perfect herbs all the way down the line.

42:39Keyzie:Castor oil. Oh, yeah. Just suck a – Do I drink it? Yeah, drink a couple of drams of that. Prunes. Prunes, very good. Do I eat them? I found out the hard way when I was a kid.

42:53What? What, little kid Keezy eating prunes?

42:59Keyzie:Somehow like What else is there? There are You can do the old The suppository Oh, what? You know What do I put up there though? Prunes? Is that how it works? Yeah, you know what you do is you get a prune You stuff a trammie inside The Horaki Big Show With Jase, Mike and Keezy Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed, REM there on the Radio Hauraki bed show. Thursday evening, the time is exactly 6.26. Fellas, just a quick reminder to check yourself in your downstairs area. Testicular cancer is the number one cancer amongst young fellas in New Zealand. It's highly treatable when caught early, but people aren't checking.

43:40So have a check, and also to remind you to do it as well, head to lumplottery.co.nz, and you can win a ute. Check it out, get involved. Some interesting news over the past few days, fellas, in terms of media, which we work in. Yeah. Because we're on the radio. The Broadcasting Standards Authority, the BSA, which is kind of like the people in charge of the rules when you work in radio and television and that sort of stuff. They're considering axing it. Media Minister Paul Goldsmith, he's come out and said that the BSA could potentially be scrapped. He's leaning towards that option. Yeah. There's also, you know, and the issue being that now with online, It's hard to know what the BSA is for.

44:19Originally it was like, oh, print, you know, like your newspapers, your radios and your TV. Very easy to police. But maybe thinking of a media council style self-regulated situation, they're not sure. But what does this mean for the big show? Because we sit here and we don't swear. Well, we try not to, you know, and you follow certain rules because of the BSA. You don't want to get in trouble. Yeah.

44:42Keyzie:Look, I've got to admit to a certain amount of trepidation, fellas. You know what I'm like. Sure, you're a shocker. And if I know in the back of my mind that there's no BSA anymore, I'm afraid that I'm going to unleash. And you know what I'm like. Yeah. Because the stuff I say off air, you know what I mean? Yeah. What's in your heart. If what's in your heart comes out. Your truths, who you are. I'm picturing like the BSA is this dam, and behind the dam is like, you know, billions of leaders of just... Race, racist, racist. Yeah, yeah. And I can't tell you the pressure I feel every single day. Yeah.

45:30Keyzie:Because you know me well, you guys. Yeah. And you know that that dam... But it is a dam and it does stop me. And I do think twice before I open my trap. Yeah. You know what I mean? My fear is they take away that dam. And then you flood the valley. And I flood the valley. Yeah. Now, you know, every now and again a little leak springs, doesn't it? Oh. Ah. A little shocker comes out. You know how I know when that happens. Old Pugs aren't in Studio B, throws his hands to his head. That's right. And I go, oh. Pugs is the canary in the coal mine. Yes, yes. Look, I'm worried about it as well. It could be the end of us.

46:09It could be the start of something great as well. Well, I'm assuming, are they going to leave a vacuum, Kesey? Does it say in the article, are they going to get rid of that and replace it with nothing, or are they going to have, they're going to make something and then get rid of the other thing? Because, Jase, you might be safe. They've discussed a media council-style self-regulation model, and also the company we work for, they would have their own rules and regulations.

46:29Keyzie:Right. You know what I mean? And when you said leave a vacuum. I don't take any notice of those, Kesey. No, we don't got no respect for the rules around here. You guys are cool, though. That's true. Well, I'm glad we're all in agreeance on that. Can I – here's my concern on that, though. Even if they go, okay, we're going to can the BSA and do something else, there's going to be an interim period where there's no – there's nothing going on. And that's going to put even more pressure on me because I know there's a limited window to get my bile out. You know what I mean? Why don't you take leave over that period?

47:02Keyzie:That's not a bad call, Casey. It's the only way to save – yeah, it's the only way. Because people think you're a nice guy. That's right. If they take away the BSA, it's the end of my career. Well, I think the thing here is that you're actually missing a trick because the reason why they want to bring this new council in, Kesey, is because the BSA in its current form doesn't cover the internet. Now, we do a podcast. So this entire time we could have been spilling your bile on the podcast. So we need to start doing that in earnest. And when we do do it, we need to stop putting warnings at the front of it.

47:35Yeah, disclaimers. Disclaimers. But, I mean, also, we're not just not being filthy and swearing for the BSL. We're doing it so that, like, families can listen and our listenership, you know, doesn't get something full on. Yeah. Well, that's my rule anyway.

47:47Keyzie:And just on that, I mean, you tend to cut loose on the podcast outro anyway, Mogi, don't you? Yeah, that's true. I mean, all the disclaimers that we've had, isn't this true, Keasy, of being because of Mogi's filth? Yeah. Well, I'd say it's equally yours and Mogi's filth. I mean, mine is filth and yours is racism, you see. And I'm squeaky clean. Although I did talk about shelving trammies just before. But that's all, GA fellas. Totally, man. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Metallica there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. And fellas, my youngest daughter is filthy with me.

48:28Keyzie:What'd you do? She's very, very angry with her dad. And here's why. and I want to get, this is genuine. This is a genuine problem for me. And I want to get your guys' view on this genuinely. Right. Now, as you know, my daughter just got her licence. Restricted? Yeah, restricted. And let's just say she's had a scrape or two. Which is fine. Yes. Because that's what happens because she's learning to drive still. Yeah, I had, no, I didn't actually, it's a lie, but plenty of people scraped the cars and stuff on the restricted. Yes. I know. I mean, I just wish it hadn't been my wife's brand new car.

49:06Keyzie:Yeah, wow, that sucks. You know what I mean? Actually, incidentally, she said to ask you about getting a panel beater. But anyway, something else. I'll get right on it. Now, here's the thing. We need to borrow the car, fellas. Pretty generously, actually. Can I borrow the car to go to X place? And we go, yeah, you can do that. Yeah. And I'll be honest with you, still, whenever I see you driving the car, my heart stops. I just go, oh, God. Oh, God, and my anxiety starts going. And I think of every worst-case scenario that I can think of. In your head, is it just that car going off like a cliff or something?

49:41Keyzie:Well, it's just smashing into – you know. There's a myriad. I'm getting better at this and just going, let it go, let it go. Nice. Let it spread her wings. But here's the thing that she was filthy with me about today. She wanted to borrow the car and go and stay the night at her friend's place and have the car overnight. and there's something in my brain that says, no, I'm not there yet. You know what I mean? I'm not quite at the point where I'm comfortable with you taking the car overnight. What is the thing that worries you there? What worries me there is what I was like at her age. Oh, right.

50:22Keyzie:And she herself, she can be a bit spontaneous sometimes and she'll be with a group of friends and they'll go, oh, you've got the car, let's bloody do this. Right, I'm with you. And let's drive off over here. And she'll go, okay, I've got the car, let's do it. And so I said to her, no, you can bus. Right, so that's how you approach it. No, you bus. That's a tough one. Yes. It is a tough one because when I had my restricted, I just got it and I took my car in for a warrant at some great family friends who ran a mechanic store. And the guy there who did my warrant said to my dad, He's like, how old's your son?

50:59Oh, he's 16? He's like, I found him to have bottle caps in the back of his car. Yeah. Must have been 17, actually. And my dad was like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll have a word to him about it. You know, so, like, you know, people are worried about people that age doing stuff, you know?

51:14Keyzie:Well, it's the age. It is. You're not making necessarily great decisions all the time. And I get that. I didn't make great decisions at that time. Have you? Yeah. But I'm at that place. I mean, you didn't get your licence until you were in your late, late, late 30s. You're still on your restricted. Oh, my God. I just remember you're still on your restricted. In my late 20s, actually, Moggy, it was. But, yeah, and thank God I did because I would have been dead otherwise. You know what I'm saying, fellas? It is tough. At the end of the day, I mean, it's your car, isn't it? Well, yeah, I wouldn't be happy with it either.

51:46No. Actually, because what it means is, you know, that if she has to bring it home, then she's coming back into the house, you know, if there's been any booze here. Yeah, yeah. I would be the same, Jase. Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't like that you didn't have to scream at her.

51:59Keyzie:Well, I was just a bit upset, man. You didn't have to throw, you know, one of your last stuffed capsicums at the wall. God, it would have gone through the wall as well, wouldn't it? Yeah, I know. I was just pretty emotional, you know what I mean? I was just struggling. Did you try saying, I was your age once? Yeah. They like that. Yeah, they do, don't they? Another good one is, yeah, there's food in the pit. Well, no, there's not because it's capsicums. Yeah it's not really Go to the Fruit Bowl The Hauraki Big Show With Jase, Mike and Keezy Tune in Weekdays at 4 On Radio Hauraki

52:40Keyzie:What a show eh fellas Huge Fellas I think I'm getting sick Oh no why Because of your heavy bowel I've got a sore throat And Keezy actually pointed out I've been caught What have I been doing Yeah, we're doing that. And then since then, I've got a very sore throat, Jason. It feels highly contagious, I'm going to be honest with you. So are we going home? Are we going straight to bed? This is me laying the groundwork. I'm having a huge weekend. Do you like it? Yeah, nice. It's very good. It's very good. Hey, what's in the podcast outro clip today, Keezy? It was us discussing whether or not you're still my agent, I believe.

53:18Do you want to be my agent again now that I'm in this content? Yeah.

53:22Keyzie:Well, no, I don't need to be because, as I say, you've got an 18-month stand-down period. So I still get whatever I was going to get even though I'm not your agent anymore. Right, so you don't want to do that as content? Well, I could do, yeah. Forgot about that. Mogi, you can't go to bed early because you're having meatballs for dinner. I'll let the meatballs first. Like Hoity J. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, don't worry about that. I'll be eating that first. But, yeah, man. Not good. I'll be annoyed. I'll be annoyed. Hopefully an early night will do the trick, fellas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get up at about three and spend some time with bird shit.

53:57Chris. Yeah, nice, man. Nice. Can we rename that cat?

54:00Keyzie:Hey, Keezy, what are you having for dinner tonight, man? We didn't find that out. I'm having red curry noodles. Oh, here he is. Oh, money bags. Yeah, pretty fresh. I'm pretty stoked about it. Chicken? Yeah. Didn't you have that last night? No, I thought I was, but then we didn't. Because my wife was out on the town last night. That's the third time in a row you said, oh, I thought I was. And then, oh, no, you were meant to have a bachelor night last night. I did, and I ate a pizza, and it was delicious. Remember, his missus went out without him. Yeah, what time does she get back? Again. She's coming home shortly.

54:36Keyzie:Oh, she hasn't been home yet. Yeah, good stuff. What are you doing tonight, Jase? Meatballs? Yeah, meatballs. Got my father-in-law and his partner coming around for dinner, so that'll be nice. Sounds lovely. Yes. It'll be really pleasant. It will be very pleasant indeed. But until tomorrow, make sure you tune in tomorrow. Friday Throbber, of course. Check out the Instagram. Check out the podcast. Till then, see you. Bye.