FULL SHOW: Shocking Bastard

21:54So the three hunters, myself, Stan Walker and Cohen Holloway, who is hilarious. I sat next to him last night. There's something wrong with him. And I love him for it. But we did the table read. I don't think Stan at that point had really acted in anything before. But Cohen wasn't there. Cohen's sort of the main hunter. And he wasn't there. So Taika got Stan Walker to play two hunter roles. Right. So he had to play his own at the table read. all the actors are sitting there and you just read out the script and so Stan had to play two different hunters and he did it and they were completely different characters they were completely different if I did it it would have been the same guy saying different things it would have been old Mogey twice but he did this table read and he managed to pull out at really short notice he didn't prep it or anything he was just reading it and I thought who is this he's this unbelievable singer and then he just walks in here and is a better actor than half of the people, well, not half the people in the room, better actor than me.

22:53Keyzie:And good looking to be. Great looking man. And I'm pretty sure he's a good singer as well. Yeah, he's pretty damn good. He can sing. So yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's out all Easter weekend. You can go along and see it. People were cheering in the screening last night. A lot of laughter. Bloody good. Made Sam Neill cry, actually, which was pretty touching. It is a nice film. There are moments that does make you want to cry. 100%. Yeah, afterwards, because we did a Q &A and Sam Neill was talking about it. And he teared up. He broke down. Yes. Because he's been in some huge things. Yeah. But I like to think that that holds a nice special place.

23:24Oh, absolutely it does, yeah. It's a special film. If you haven't seen it, just watch it. It's great.

23:29Keyzie:I carried on with very, you know, following on from that, with the show alone in Australia. Ten people drop in the middle of Tasmania. They have to survive them. I'm really enjoying it. And what I've got to say, there's five people left now out of the ten, but the New Zealander, Shea the Possum Hunter, he's a backbone. I love him. He just gets on with it, you know, and he's eating worms. He's just eating bits of vegetation. It looks disgusting, but he's just so kind of laid back and just chill, but he's also really on to it and works really hard, and he's just like, oh, well, that didn't work, so I'll do this now.

24:07Keyzie:Great. And everyone else is sort of falling apart, and he's just like, oh, actually, I'll make a net, and then I'll do, you know, it's great. It's great stuff. Ferdon? TVNZ Plus I'll watch that It's good Great It's good Hey I watched some stuff But we're out of time now Coming up after 5 o 'clock Another chance to get yourself In the draw for Magic Round When you hear that cue to call 0800 HODAKI Plus Big news If you like your booze

24:34Old Keezy eh Got some big news Usually Jase says at the end He'll usually start like Beautiful And then I'll fire up Good stuff The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

24:51Keyzie:You're welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Wednesday afternoon. Great news, by the way. It's a long weekend. The Big Show brought to you by Toledo's. All the good stuff, no nasties. Try Toledo's today.

25:06Toledo's. Sorry, I didn't know you were going to go on like a bit of a long weekend.

25:10Keyzie:I was just thinking, you know, fellas, I was thinking this last night when I was walking with Keezy to his car just to make sure he got there safely. And I was thinking, do you think they have Easter now so that we can mentally prepare ourselves for the upcoming shitter of an autumn? Yeah, I think that's what it is. It's definitely not because this is when Jesus died. No. It's because of preparing for autumn. Because Keezy, you know, made a good point. Daylight savings ends this weekend. That's a good point from you, Keezy. Well done, man. Thank you. And I said, don't worry about it, Keezy. When it's dark, I'll still walk you to your car.

25:47Keyzie:Well, even more so. More so, of course. You know, we're going to go back to sort of shorter days, less sunshine. The days are still the same length. Yeah, it's just. And what about the doors? The doors, you know, they vary. They put the sun away for this little period. They do. They hide it, don't they? They hide it, and then they bring it back for daylight savings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're shock and bars. Poor old Keezy. He was a bit down on the dumps about it. Are you down on the dumps, man? Yeah, because of the autumn coming. And I just needed Jase to walk me to my car. Yeah, I know. Just to make me feel better.

26:20Keyzie:Yeah. And then I click in his little seat about there and give him a little pat on his cap. Off you go, little Getsy. He actually backs my car out of the park, too. Yeah, I back it out for him just so he doesn't hit the poles or anything like that. Nice, man. Yeah. And off he goes. Toot, toot. Yeah. Toot, toot. Although, to be honest, if anyone's good at backing into poles, it's Jase. He loves it, eh? I've heard you do that repeatedly. Jase. Jase. You're a shocking buzz. You back, Bo? Here's Kings of Leon. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

27:03Keyzie:Foo Fighters there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 5.13. Fellas, last night I attended the 10-year anniversary of Hunt for the Wilder People. Yes. It was a big soiree. They had two cinemas running, both sold out, Kesey. Rammed to the gills. And all the cast was there, except Julian Dennison, actually. Ricky Baker. He was over in London shooting something. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool, eh? Very cool. Sam Neill was there and stuff. Sam Neill was there and Taika, Rachel House, Oscar Kitely. Old Mogey Old Mogey was there Yeah there's a whole bunch And there's red carpet All that sort of stuff You don't get to do that Sort of thing very often Jakes No So it's pretty special When you do But I woke up this morning My eyes are absolutely Killing me Your eyes are sort of My eyes From all the flashbulbs Of the paparazzi Oh yeah Yeah that makes sense Oi Mogey over here Mogey over here You know all that sort of stuff Really So you sort of You know It can be tires That bit Because when I first saw you today I thought, oh, Moogies had a big one.

28:09Keyzie:Yeah, no. But it was the flashing from, yeah, the papo. It was the flashbulb from the paparazzi. So you've got pap eyes. I've heard of this before. Yeah, pap eyes. Yes. And heaps of selfies, obviously, with all the fans and everything, and a bloody sore wrist. Oh, it's from autographs. Signing autographs there. No, actually, we had an orgy afterwards. So it's from that. Is that? What were you doing with your wrist? So is that kind of like, is that like a normal thing, is it? Look, you get to these sort of parties, Keezy. Everyone gets a few in them and all that sort of stuff. A few what? This and that.

28:50Drinks, et cetera, et cetera. And the mood is high and you're sort of coming off the back. It's sort of like, Jase, you'll sort of have an idea about this. Keezy less so, but. I have no idea. You know, it's like, you know, you come out of the film premieres and things like that. and it's sort of like playing, you know, being in Guns N' Roses and playing in front of 100 ,000 people.

29:11Keyzie:Yeah, totally. And, you know... One of the biggest rock band in the world playing to it. Also, you know, there's that thing of... Coming out of a theatre in New Lynn. When you were filming it, Moggy, the simmering sexual tensions that went on with, as you know... Yes. Between who? That were maybe consummated, not consummated. Yeah, that's right. Exactly. You've had a few champagnes. That's right. You're dressed up to the night. You've got your best gears on. You have a bit of gears. You're feeling good. Right, so this is a pretty normal thing. It can happen. Doesn't always happen. Has that happened to you on Brokenwood, Jase?

29:47Keyzie:I tell you what, this is a surprising thing. You and the main guy. Brokenwood. They're the most filthy ones I've ever been involved in. Oh, shocking. Really? You'd think Brokenwood would be pretty low-key. Oh, no. So there is some seriously filthy people in Brokenwood. Wow. Yeah. And the great thing, of course, about being involved in an orgy with a cast and crew from a movie after you've been at the premiere is it doesn't count as cheating. Really? Oh, yeah, no, absolutely not. It's like the looter's rights of sexual conquest. It sort of, it doesn't even exist, really. It's like finder's keepers of cheating.

30:24It was like after Talkback. It's like on the ground. It's like you find five bucks on the ground. That's just yours. You can have it.

30:29Keyzie:After Talkback, Mogi, you remember that? You remember the Talkback one? Yes. The show we did together? Yes. Yeah, yeah. It was only me and Mogi there in the end, but... That's not really an orgy, though, is it? If it's just you and Mogi. Oh, we were both seeing double.

30:48So it's a four-way. Yeah. So who was in the orgy with you last night? Oscar Kightley. Right. Cohen Holloway. Okay. Yeah, Oscar left pretty early because Cohen's a shock. So it was just you and Cohen. Just as real. It's a hype. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

31:09Keyzie:Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 5.24, which means it's time for... What's on the news? With me, Casey. Are we persisting with this, are we? Jase, you've got to let me shoot my shot, man. You've got to let me have a crack with this one. Airball. As we speak, fellas, in Parliament, there is discussion around a bill that has been put forward. What, because I accidentally said put forward? Who cares, man? Who cares, fellas? You just lose all credibility. I don't have any credibility, Moggy. Don't worry about it. There's a bill being discussed in Parliament as we speak.

31:54It's then going to go to the next stage tomorrow. And hopefully, and the plan is to have it in place by Good Friday, allowing bars and restaurants to sell alcohol on Good Friday and on the Sunday there as well. Because currently there's four days a year where you can't, which is Christmas, Anzac, and then the two Easter days. This bill, if it gets through, and they're hoping it will, will make it so bars and restaurants can operate as they normally do. Bottles stores will still be closed, but you can at least go to the pub, which is huge, I think, because it's such a bugbear of mine I don't believe in any religions and stuff, but because of that, I'm allowed to buy alcohol.

32:32Keyzie:Wasn't that always the case, though? Couldn't you go to a restaurant and order booze? You could go to a restaurant and order booze, yes. You could go to an order at that restaurant. But you have to order a meal, obviously. You have to have a, and I quote, substantial meal or be staying the night there lodging. But now it's just like, no, you can go to the pub, it's fine. Yeah. Hopefully, if it gets through, and they're hoping that it does go through in time for Good Friday this week. I think that's pretty cool. It's something I've been wanting a long time. Yeah, well, I remember back in the day, of course, Easter being a very troublesome time, maybe.

33:05Keyzie:Yeah. You know, because you'd forget about it, and you'd buy some beersies or whatever, and then you'd drink those all, and then the next morning it would be like, oh, no, hang on. Wait a second. Hold up. What the hell am I going to do now? Wait one day. But the problem was, of course, so the next year you'd mark it down on your calendar there, and you'd buy extra. Yes. Then you'd smash all that the night before as well. Correct. Responsibly. Yeah, correct. You would. You would. You'd smash the lot. And then you'd buy more the next year, same again. Yeah. Right, so one day you've drunk three times.

33:39Three times.

33:39Keyzie:I remember one year buying a pallet of Beersies. Yeah. In anticipation for one day. I refused to be called out this time. And then the next year we bought a pallet of vodka. Yes. 40-ounce bottles. Gone. In one day? Yeah. Just you and Hoardy Jack? Not even a day, Keasy, a night. What? Right. So, I mean, I guess you guys will be pleased about this. Well, it doesn't matter now. No, don't drink. Couldn't care less. No. Oh, okay. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday evening. The time is 5.38 and it's a Wednesday night, which means it's time for the big show, Big Dilemma.

34:26Keyzie:Oh. Is this the sting for it? Don't just introduce the Big Dilemma and say that it always happens on a Wednesday at 5.38. It's literally never happened once. We do this every single time for the last four years, haven't we, Mogi? Four and a half. Four and a half years. Mate, it's nearly five. July 7th, I think, is our five-year anniversary. Wow. We've got some big plans for it as well. Five-year anniversary of the show, but not of The Big Dilemma. Yeah, yeah. I think you're just trying to booby trap The Big Dilemma, Keezy. You and your boobies. Because, you know, I give you a bit of jip about what's on the news with Keezy.

35:05Jase, I'm sorry, but let's just all agree that I've never heard of The Big Dilemma, and it doesn't happen every Wednesday at 5.38. Can I just say... It's a Wednesday at 5.38.

35:15Keyzie:Can I just say... It's time for the big dilemma. The big dilemma today was a story Keezy was telling us before we came on here today. That is not true. This is 100 % your story. And we've all been there, and we could all relate. And Mogi and I were going, oh, we've all been there, Keezy. Okay, so this whole big dilemma thing is just one big piss take, is it? Is that what we're doing? It's not. Who it is is not important. It's Jase. So you were doing. And yes, he's not very important. I agree. You were doing number twos. Massive ones. What do you mean? It wasn't me. Massive ones. A Keezy. And you've got to remember that today is, it's a Wednesday, so it's Dumpling Day.

35:53Keyzie:So he wasn't mucking around. Why would I come in and tell you about this? Like, just think about that. Well, because we've all been there, Keezy. No, you haven't. You're not alone in this, man. I'm not poo-shaming you. No. Shat-shaming, it's called. Shat-shaming, yeah, sorry. Can you get on with your made-up yarn, please? He said he did his dumpling business. Yeah. That's what I call it, Mogi, my dumpling business. Your dumpy dump, I heard. Especially when you go for the extra spicy. And he'd finished up, and he was alone in his little unit there in Te Aratu. I have a unit in West Auckland. It's a granny flat.

36:34I mean, it's a house. I'm not living in a storage unit.

36:39Keyzie:Anyway, so he finished up, and then he went to do the cleaning section. Sorry, am I eating dumplings or am I taking a dump? You're taking a dump. You've done your dump. You're alone in the house. That's right. You go to get the toilet roll. Oh, my God, there's no toilet paper. Can I just say we're two and a half in? There's no toilet paper. And to his disgust, Kesey realises that the only toilet paper is it's not kept actually in the bathroom. It's kept in the laundry room under the sink. Which is weird because I keep it in my bathroom and I know you keep yours in the laundry room under the sink, which is weird.

37:20So there's poor old Keezy going,

37:23Keyzie:Stranded. Dilemma of the day. This is going to make great content. What would, I'm going to throw it to you, Mogi. What would Mogi do? What would Mogi do? I'd stop eating so many dumplings on a Wednesday. I'd also keep my toilet paper in the bathroom. Makes sense. What are you thinking? 100%. Totally makes sense, man. That's what I do. Oh, I mean. You do do. That's what Jase does. Oh, do you want to go see what Kesey would do? So you just keep your toilet paper in the thing? Well, the dilemma I've got. Well, there's only one thing you can do, and that's pull down the shower curtain and get to wiping.

38:12Yeah. You ever shower curtain? God, that's old school. Had, yeah, go on now.

38:17Keyzie:What would Keezy do? Yeah, what did you do, Keezy? The first thing I'd do is I'd immediately go, this is good content because it is. And then I'd come into work and I'd pretend that it was actually Jase that had gone through this. And I'd spend like three minutes talking about how it was Jase and that he'd had dumplings and that he lived in a storage unit. And then I'd probably, yeah, just keep my toilet paper in the bathroom. Or rip the shower curtain off the wall. Yeah. Does that help, Jase? Good stuff. What did you do? Jase, no, stop. What did you do? Let us know on 3483. What did you do? What would you do in that situation?

39:02We'll see you next Wednesday at 5.38. Yeah.

39:05Keyzie:He's stereophonics. You did the waddle, didn't you? You waddled to the laundry with a dirty bum. Come on, Jase.

39:19The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.

39:25Keyzie:Welcome back. The Big Show. Magic round three beat. Let's put another mad bastard on the bed. Bloody Oats, fellas. It's absolutely going off this competition. And why wouldn't it? I mean, why wouldn't you want to spend three days watching rugby league? Have your accommodation paid for? You know, have your flights paid for? Hang out with the fellas? Have a great old time in Brizzy Town. Brizzy Town, that's what they call it, Jase. Everybody calls it that. Eight games of rugby league, three nights. As you said, the whole thing's sorted by boyship.co.nz. It's our third year going. Can the Wars win three on the trot while we're there?

40:02Hopefully. Hopefully. Hopefully.

40:05Keyzie:We're hoping, man. Just on that front, by the way, do you think, because we're such good omens for the Warriors, the whole team should go to every Warriors home game? See how long we can have the run? Oh. Yeah, I think so, yeah. Put us in a corporate box, that sort of stuff. Totally. Or just in the south stand, actually, is always good. Yeah, I mean. I'm keen. Sign me up. You'll be there, won't you, Jase? I reckon we could go for an eight-run winning streak. What is the point in us even discussing this? We know Jase is suggesting, we know he's taking the piss. We know he hates rugby league. You're just taking the piss now, mate.

40:38He's got rugby league running through his veins.

40:41Keyzie:Is that what that is? Excuse me, Keezy. All right. G'day, Josh, you mad bastard. Hang on, hang on. I haven't even got him on the line yet. You can't. Go. G'day, Josh, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, good, thanks, fellas. How are you guys? You sure, man? You sound a bit down, brother. Oh, she's a bit of a grey old man, mate. Well, you don't get many of them, man. Yeah, I know. You're in the cricket game. It's all about it. It's cracking over there, isn't it, man? So you're a piece of shit, man? I'm an absolute piece of shit. Yeah, good. Good. Great. Okay, that's good because it's a prerequisite now on all of our trips.

41:15Keyzie:Josh, what do you do for a crust, mate? I'm in customer service. I have to listen to Whingen Bart all day long. Oh, that makes sense. Well, that's the perfect job for a piece of shit like you. That would put me in a hoo-river mood as well, Josh, to be fair. Yeah, and also, Josh, you'd be perfectly equipped to deal with Hoity J for three nights, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've managed something. Yeah, all right, Josh, we'll put you in the draw, mate. You hold the line. G'day, Simon, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, it's good now. I thought I was going to get cut after Josh. No, no, no, no. We wouldn't do that to your sigh.

41:46Does anyone ever call you sigh? Yeah, only my good mates. Yeah, well, we're good mates.

41:53Keyzie:You a piece of shit, sigh. Oh, sometimes. Yeah, yeah. On day three, probably, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same, yeah. I was so bad on day three. It was ridiculous. Hey, Cy, do you like rugby league? I love it, mate. I love it. Good on you, mate. Well, you're in the drawer as well, mate, so hang on the line and Dilly will take care of you. No worries. G'day, John, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, life is excellent. Now I'm talking to you, the pop of the funnel. Yeah, good on you, mate. Good on you, John. Yeah, man, are you a piece of shit, John? Mate, I'll tell you what, I'm not good at much in life, but I'm bloody good at being a piece of shit.

42:30Yeah, good. That's what we like to hear, man. Specialised.

42:33Keyzie:I reckon John would be a piece of shit from day one. 100%. Yeah, yeah. This is the beauty of it, isn't it, fellas? Rugby league and pieces of shit. They go hand in hand. Yeah. Oh, mate. God, it's good. Hey, John, do you like rugby league? I love rugby league. Yeah. Yeah, good on you, man. Correct. Well said. Yeah, well put. All right, you hold the line, John. You're in the draw, too, all right? Yeah, lad. Good on you, mate. Backbone. How far away is there now? Six weeks, did you say, Mogi? Six weeks, yeah. Little G. Hey, coming up after six, just while Jase does meditation there or whatever that was.

43:12Keyzie:Do you want your Easter egg, Keezy? Yes, I'm going to eat it. I actually completely forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me. Coming up after six, meetpattynips69. If you need advice on anything, do give us an email, meetpattynips69 at gmail.com. It's a real email address, 100 % anonymous, and you get a prize. and we talk about first world problems. Oh, yeah, this is a new segment. No, it's not. No, it's not a segment. It's just we're just chatting about a first world problem, okay? It's not something we do every Wednesday and always have done either. It's coming up after 6. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy.

43:48Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

43:51Keyzie:You're welcome back, you massive backbones. You are listening to The Big Show, and it's brought to you by Toledo's. Rehydrate the right way with Toledo's. Real ingredients and natural colours.

44:05Keyzie:Toledo's. Come on, Moggy. What? Let's turn on the bass. Are you sick of it? Do you know it's good? No, God, no, I love it. I'm so stoked that a listener came up with some great content. Great way to deliver the message. Yeah, same here. Hey, fellas, quick question. What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? I feel like dinner tonight, like dinner tonight. It's after six, Mogi started doing that thing where you just start singing randomly. Well, my wife and I, Kesey, funny you should say that, we were going to do that. We found a recipe because we've gone, come on, we need to lift our game. Mogi's been giving me grief about not cooking enough.

44:41That is shocking.

44:42Keyzie:Do you feel it? Time for a rest, though. Yes, it's time to cook. And we found this great chicken and chorizo sausage recipe that you cook in a sort of slow cooker for a while. And we went, oh, that sounds like a good idea. Let's do that today. And then my wife texted me back and said, oh, it takes two and a half hours. And she doesn't get back from work till like near six. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're home all day. Doing nothing. And you decide to make a slow cooker recipe. But I only decide. There's too big a gap between me being away and my wife getting back. And we don't have a slow cooker anymore.

45:15Keyzie:And I don't want to leave a pot of something steaming away in the oven that I don't understand. So we're going to outfit dinner. We're going to some little place we noticed the other day in a little courtyard. Nice. So I'm meeting my daughter and my wife down in the courtyard. Sounds lovely. It's nice. And taking a pump. You're getting to know your hood, man. Totally, man. Keezy, I would not have any idea. No idea at all. But it better be good. Yeah. Usually it isn't. What are you having, Keezy? Because you've had your dumplings. We're still working our way through that leftover mince from last week.

45:47we cooked a lot of it, so we've just been having burritos like every single night. Burrito boy. Tonight we're going to mix it up. We're going to have tacos. Taco boy. I'll tell you what. Yeah, taco boy. You going to have like a guac? Nah, nah, doubt it. Nah, we'll just, just the burrito mints, a mayonnaise, cheese, some iceberg lettuce, and a bit of hot sauce. That's pretty much what we've been having.

46:15Keyzie:Is Velvet Revolver? The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Everclear there on the radio. Everclear there. Eh? Sure. On the Radio Hauraki Big Show. You're three years old. This Wednesday evening. The time is 6.13. Which means it's time for... Doosh, doosh. First World Problems. With old Keezy over there. 6.13 on a Wednesday. Boom. You can sit your watch to this segment. Totally. Five years we've almost been doing this segment at 6.13 on a Wednesday. No, we haven't. Keezy's the first time ever. Oh, is it?

46:58Hey, so fellas. And the last. Oh, you know, probably fair enough. Now fellas, this happened Monday night. Monday night, all right? And basically I was sitting on the couch with my wife there and we were eating leftover pudding. Pudding? What's funny about pudding? Pudding D's nuts. No, don't say pudding D's nuts in your mouth. Come on, man. We're better than that. I think we're better than that. I don't know that we are, Keasy. Not tonight, anyway. It was Monday night. My wife and I were sitting on the couch eating leftover pudding and we were watching the Australian, what is it called? Amazing Race.

47:39The Amazing Race. It was a finale. I thought it was. It was actually the penultimate episode, which was a bit of a letdown. But so we're sitting there. We're eating pudding. It's leftover tiramisu.

47:48Keyzie:Love a tiramisu. Yeah. So we're eating tiramisu, and it's delicious. My wife made probably one of the best tiramissus I've ever had, and I've been to Italy and Europe, Jase. You've simply masked up. And I've been to Europe. That's right. So we're eating it. I have quite a bit because it's yummy. Because you're an animal. And it's not often as pudding. and then I fast forward to midnight and I'm still awake. Guess what? I'm still awake because I've eaten too much tiramisu, which has coffee in it. Yes. And I was complaining to my wife. I was like, it's way too much coffee to be having before I go to bed.

48:28And she's like, so your issue is that you had too much pudding and you couldn't sleep. And I was like, yeah, that's a first world problem. And that had me wondering, have you guys ever had first world problems? Well, actually, on a serious note, I did have a first world problem,

48:51Keyzie:as you were saying, Kesey, last Thursday. Right. You recall last Thursday, it was absolutely pissing down with rain. Oh. You remember that day? I do. The water came from overseas, and it was pissing down with rain. It was pissing down, yeah. With rain. Rain, too. I remember because it was rain that was pissing down. And I was walking home effing and jeffing. Yeah. Because I wasn't prepared for that, Mogi. No. Even though it was pissing down with rain when I left my apartment, I didn't have the equipment to deal with it. Anyway, I'm walking home effing and jeffing, and I walk into a 7-Eleven. Which is a dairy, right?

49:27Keyzie:It's a dairy, yeah. And the guy behind the counter, I was getting some vape juice or something, and the guy behind the counter was, G'day, mate. And I went, oh, he said, Oh, how are you going? And I went, Oh, not bad, mate. It's absolutely pissing down, though. And he went, at least it's not bombs. That's true, mate. That's 100 % true. And I went... Did that make you think, mate? It made me think, Mogi. You bang on, son. You bang on. Have you ever had a... Well, if it was raining bombs, though... First word problem, Mogi? At least you wouldn't have to do any more emails or anything like that. And you wouldn't have to put up with that guy outside your window with his leaf blower.

50:12True. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

50:15Keyzie:But it was just a very good, you know... Perspective. Perspective. It's all about perspective, Keezy. You know what I mean? Just be aware of what you have, fellas. Yeah, so for example, in my case, a mass of guts. What? I was going to say, at least I wasn't eating too much bombs. Oh, that was just tiramisu. Yeah, tiramisu. Yeah, but what was that you were saying about guts? But you did some in the morning.

50:42Keyzie:Let's just call it now, fellas. Let's just call it now. We're broken. Oh, great poos joke, Jase. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Red. Hot. Chimmy peppers there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. let's give out some advice. Me, Patti Nip 69 at gmail.com Get in touch with the fellas.

51:15I want to be annoyed about it, but it cracks me up. Yeah. So I can't. Yeah, me, Patti Nip 69 at gmail.com Get in touch with the fellas. 100 % anonymous and if we read it on the show, you get a prize. Fellas, this one comes from anonymous and I think it's a really great question. Oh, great. G'day fellas, looking for help here. I am thoroughly sick of my job and I'm in a bit of a dilemma. I have been sick of my job for about three to four years now, but recently I am completely over it. Here's where it gets tricky because I'm paid quite well. If it was up to me, I'd bugger off, buy a boat, and go fishing for the rest of my life and be happy.

51:48But I own a house, so I've got a mortgage. I could sell up and have sort of$500 in the bank or something, but that goes against my other option, which is getting married and having kids and having a massive mortgage and living on the bones of my ass until the day I finally die. Yeah, man. How good. Basically, do I sell up, go fishing and travelling and live life and see what happens? This guy's only in his early 20s too. Is he? Yeah. Jeez, he's doing all right, isn't he?

52:12Keyzie:God almighty. The only thing he's doing though is he's too far along that pre-planned, you know, 23 talking about kids, mortgage, marriage. Too young for that, I reckon. Yeah, I reckon. and just can it, quit your job, go for it. Well, judging by my timeline that I was on, I got married at 39. Yeah. So you've got 16 years left. 100%. Now's the time. Right, you've got a good job. You hate it. You're too young to be hating your job. Yes. Yeah, you've got to get out there, man, and see the world. Travel. Travel for years. Just get away. He could always get back on the train if you need to. That's right.

52:56Keyzie:And he'll still be a young fella. And what does he say? 500k. He'd just float around. Imagine what an amazing... You might find something while you're travelling around and you go, this is me. Well, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't sell up. That's too much money. You keep it, you rent it out. Some other bastard can pay for it. And you can just go away with some money and then just get jobs and work your way around the joint like everybody else does. And no, because most people that do that, they come back to sort of, all right, I've done all that, now I've got to come back and sort of start again.

53:25Yeah, exactly. This bloke is in this particular situation where if he keeps the house, save up for a year. You hate your job, but it pays off. Save up. Go overseas for ages. Or you could knock some bird up, settle down. And just lock it all down. Yeah. And just live out the standard. When's the last time you knocked some bird up there, Jase? Yeah, Jase. What about you, Keezy? More recently, I reckon. Well, no, never. Moggy. Wink, wink. Stop making the wink, wink noise.

53:58Keyzie:Oh. You old dog, you. Dirty old dog. Okay, cool. This has turned from giving genuinely really good advice to just you guys winking at me and calling me an old dog. Stop winking at me. Well, look, I hope that helps, Anonymous. The term is golden handcuffs. Oh. Have you heard that term? Yes, I have. It's where you hate the job. golden handcuffs, you hate the job, but it pays well. Yeah. Whereas, yeah. Tell me about it. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

54:42Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted for your Wednesday night. Just one more show to go for the week, and then she's all over Rover for four days. What's the podcast outro clip today, Keezy? Today's podcast outro clip is about city slickers. So you guys are going to spend the entire weekend just being city slickers? Yeah, doing that. Can you see Jason? He was prepared for me to say something really bad. He doesn't think much of you, Keezy. No, he doesn't. I knew what you were going to say. What? And we'll probably do that as well. you filthy bastard. So you thought I was going to say you're going to spend the week in shagging.

55:23Keyzie:Is that what you thought I was going to say? No, that's not what I specifically thought you were saying. Something to do with the disclaimer at the start of this podcast? Correct. There is a disclaimer on this week's episode of the podcast outro. Don't play it in front of the kiddies. Mogi was a shocker. Yeah, he was. I mean, every disclaimer, just blame Mogi. Yeah. It comes out at 7.30 tonight. He's a shocking bastard. He is. You are, Moogie. Well, don't put it on me. Oh, that's my bed. Now, Moogie, what time to bed tonight? Because you had a late one last night. I did have a late one last night.

55:58I'm having weird dreams. Because we've moved into a new bedroom. Have I spoken about that? No.

56:04Keyzie:Don't tell us about it tomorrow's. Tomorrow's show, fellas. Moogie, that sounds like shit hot content. That's going to be really good. We'll kick off the show with that. Good stuff, mate. Four breaks. Yeah, good. Far out. Good. So, early to bed tonight. Although, I also want to watch something. and have something yummy to eat. Question, you know how you wake up really early? Yeah. Does going to bed later ever stop that from happening? It doesn't? No, you still wake up at the same time. Same time, yeah. So you might as well go to bed at nine, get a bit more season. Yeah, right, okay. Season. Keezy, a bit of foul mince wrapped up in something, and then what?

56:37Working my way through that burrito mince. Good news is we're on the home straight. I think tomorrow night I'll have it again, then I'm done. Oh, really? Yeah, good, good. Yeah, so now I'm just going to... You wouldn't be used to getting on the home straight, eh? Like on that relay when you... Oh, shit. What's that relay bird? Yeah, you're right. A hundred percent. Good stuff. Out of nowhere. What about you, Hoody J? What are you doing tonight, man? Going out for dinner?

57:02Keyzie:Yeah, going to meet my daughter and my wife. Nice. In the big CBD there and then go home and just chill out. Probably watch a bit of Alone again. See how Shay's hanging in there. The possum hunter. And then go to bed. That sounds great. Yeah, good. Check out the podcast, check out the Instagram. Till tomorrow! Goodbye.