FULL SHOW: Sober Mogey (ft. Neil from Villainy!)

18:02Yeah! Yes. Woo! Over the weekend I watched the movie Minecraft. Minecraft. Based on the video game keys, you spend hours. I've never played it. fondling your way through that game. Stars Jack Black, Jason Momoa, a little bit of Jermaine Clement in there. Jennifer Coolidge. Filmed in New Zealand. Directed by the guy that did Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah. It's a great family film. Four buzzies. Highly recommend. Action, action, action all the way through. Really funny, really fun. Doesn't go on for hours and hours and hours. Doesn't have any heart in it whatsoever. It doesn't try and teach you any life lessons.

18:45Just gets on with it. They've done a great job. Currently, I believe, or just about shortly, to be shooting the sequel here in New Zealand as well.

18:54Keyzie:And I think that's on Neon. Great stuff, Moogie. I didn't actually watch anything last night. Good on you. Apart from I Survived. This was a doozy. Absolute doozy. Right, what was the scenario? It was a trucker. It was a log trucker. A log trucker? Yeah. Was he a log breaker? No, he wasn't breaking the logs. They'd already been broken and they put them on his truck and he took them. Logs? Logs? Yeah. He was coming out of the bush and hit a sort of massive rut, which he didn't see, which cartwheeled the truck with all the logs on it. It cartwheeled the truck? He went through the windscreen of the truck.

19:40Keyzie:Was he not wearing a seatbelt? No. In America, they're backbones. The truckers don't worry about that sort of stuff, Kesey. Yeah. Went through the windscreen of the truck, totally decapitated. Ah. And his head, because of the momentum, just went flying off. Yeah. Rolled down a bank. And he was, like, in the truck going, oh, God. Yeah. How is he saying that? His head was saying, his head was looking up at the truck and going, Hang about. I'm over here. I'm over here, and his body was like, God. Where am I? Where am I? Was it like one of those comedy scenarios you see where, like, the head's detached, but it's like, hey, I'm over here, and the body's like, where are you?

20:22Yeah, it has to find itself. Is that?

20:24Keyzie:Well, what ended up happening, and it took, like, 17 hours, where the head just sort of went on its, it was just rolling. Oh, trying to get back up the head. Use its tongue. To pull itself up the bank. Yeah, just to roll itself over. That happened to me once. but then couldn't get up into the cab. Oh, God. But fortunately, this farmer came along. So the head tried to get right up into the cab. Yes, to reattach itself. Right, okay. But a farmer came along and went, hang about. Did he happen along? Oh, he happened along, actually. He happened by? Per chance. Yes. And went, what's going on here? This is a bit of a bloody shambles.

21:03Keyzie:Did he say that? Yeah. So he picked up the head and the body, took it to the old A &E, and they managed to stitch him back up. But backbone, man. Yeah. And they said, why do you, because at the end of these, they always say, so why do you think you survived? Oh, that's a good question. And this guy was like, because he was really old, he was like, I survived because I was too angry to die. Yeah. Really? Wise words. And he lived. He lived. He lived. He lived coming off. Yeah, totally, mate. He's doing great guns. Fire out. He's retired now. He just does carpentry and stuff in his shed. With his mum in Huntley.

21:44Keyzie:Well, the equivalent, there's a place in the USA that's sort of a Huntley equivalent. Yeah, right, okay, there's plenty of them, I'd say. How many buzzies out of five? Actually, wait, we don't care. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

22:06Keyzie:It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber Doosh Doosh Here we go Oh I nearly forgot it again then fellas Just popped into my head at the last second Good work Chase Thanks man Hey the Friday Throbber We each choose a tune to get you in the weekend spirit Don't we fellas Then you give us a call on 0800 Hauraki And decide which tune you want to be the Friday Throbber for this week Yeah, which tune you want to be the champ to be played in full? And we keep a score as well. And the score is what? Ho-ho! Holy moly. They are interesting. A bit more on that later. Who wants to go first, fellas? I'll go first, man.

22:46Oh, yeah. Tell us about your throw-in, Mogi. I like Pantera. Do you like Pantera? No.

22:54Yeah! You hear that, Keezy? That's throbbing, baby! I don't mind that. Woo! Yeah!

23:11Cowboys from hell. Cowboys from hell, baby. Good stuff, man. I'm a big fan of Pantera Walk. Oh, you like Walk? I've never listened to any of their other tunes. Well, this is going to be your opportunity, Keezy. Yeah. True, true. If it beats my song, that is. What's your song, Keezy? Great tune from when I was in high school by Head Automatica. Oh, baby, baby, is this love for real? Let me in your heart, fam The beat of your heart, baby The beat of your heart, baby Okay, so... No, that's not allowed.

23:48Keyzie:That's a shocker. No, that song is not a shocker. Mogi just butchering my throbber. Sorry, go again, man. Okay, alright. Here's my throbber. Baby, is this love for real? Let me in your arms to fear The beating of your heart, baby The beating of your heart, baby Yo, you want nothing to do with me Thank you very much. It's a tune. I don't know what... Maybe he took some kind of pill while the news was playing? Yeah, he did, actually. I don't know what... You've just got to get on with it, Geezy. What have you got there? I don't know. A bit of Kings of Leon or something. Oh, God. Right, 0800 Hodaki.

24:34Keyzie:What? What's up? You decide, you see. No, no, no. No, here, we're going to play the rest of it, James. I was joking around here.

24:49Where do you find them, man? Tune, man, tune. It's a song called Temple by Kings of Leon. on you. Give us a call now on 0800 HODAKI. In the meantime, he's a bit of white stripes, fellas. The HODAKI Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in. Weekdays at four on Radio HODAKI.

25:13Keyzie:It's the HODAKI Big Show's Friday Throbber. Doosh, doosh. Good stuff, fellas. Is it? Because on 3483 we are getting crucified, aren't we? Yeah, and I think rightly so. I think all three, I've got to be honest with you, all three, for me, are shitties. Worst throbber ever, F's sake, fellas. Can we cancel Keezy after that one? Shocker, Keezy. Cool song. Mogi's taking this one out, fellas. Mogi's got my vote straight away. Mogi for Prime Minister. Pantera all the way. Keezy, you're a shocking bastard. Yeah, yours was a real shocker, Keezy. Cool song, Keezy. Is this the edge? Yeah, what I was going to say, it's the sort of one that you'd, you know.

26:02This is good, Jase, man. You're really giving it to me here.

26:05Keyzie:I can't actually say what I was going to say, I realised. I was like, oh, no, I won't say that. Why, was it racist? No, it was just a sort of, you know, that would be at a wholesome camp, you know, and they'd play it. Right, okay, a wholesome camp. A wholesome camp. It was the sort of song that would be on Glee. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Beating Heart Baby's an absolute tune, man. Okay, well, here are the songs that you get to choose from on 0800 Hauraki. Here's Mogies. This is Pantera, man. And it just throbs. You hear that, Jase? It's got a guitar in it. It's got bass. Yeah, man. And it's got drums.

26:41Yes.

26:42Keyzie:You see what I'm saying? Backbone shit. What? I can already tell if it wins, which it probably will. It's just going to annoy me. So I might go out for a fight while it's playing. My dream is that I win and that you are annoyed. That's my perfect result. Also, before you go on, we need the audience to know that Jase is already in a whore of a mood because he tried to build a shelf earlier today and it didn't go very well. That's right. We'll be talking about that next week. Here's my tune, Head Automatica, Beating Heart Baby. Baby, is this love for real? Let me in your arms to fear. Beating of your heart, baby.

27:18Keyzie:What the hell? Shut up, man. Beating of your heart, baby.

27:26Keyzie:Come on, everybody. Yummy boys. That's a tune, man. That reminds me of high school. Oh, dearie me. Someone's texted her here, emo meat patty nips kies. It's not that funny. And here's Jace's robber. All right, so 0800 Hauraki. Let's go to the phone line, shall we, fellas? Is it Robbie? Yeah, g'day, fellas. G'day, mate. How you going? All time low here, I must say. Yeah, it is. It's a shocking display, really, to be fair. What are you running with, Robbie? Oh, actually, you're one, Jase, to be fair. Oh, OK. Thanks, mate. Good on you. I love how I played one second of it and Robbie still preferred that.

28:03Keyzie:Yeah. All right, yeah. I feel like you've given up. Yeah, fair enough, mate. Thanks, Robbie. Let's go to, is it Nick? Yeah, mate. Yeah, g'day, Nick. How are you going, mate? Not bad. About to get maggoted. Yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah, nice, nice. Good on you, mate. Responsibly, obviously, Nick. What are you running with there, Nick? Cowboys from hell all day long. Good on you, mate. It's good maggot of music. Good on you, Nick. So that's one for Jase, one for Mogi. Let's go to Hayden. G'day, Hayden, you mad bastard. How's life? Haydo, how's life? Yeah, oh, it's bloody marvellous, fellas. Good on you, mate.

28:41What do you reckon, man? I'm going to vote for Head Automatica, please. Oh, good on you, Hayden. You've got good taste, brother. This guy gets it, man. Yeah, Hayden's a legend, man. Thank you very much. I think Hayden's lost the plot a little bit, to be honest.

28:53Keyzie:Nah, Hayden's a legend. G'day, Adam, you mad bastard. How's life? You get to decide who's going to win the thromba this Friday, mate. I'm voting for Mogey. Yeah, okay. As soon as I saw from Peeha, I thought, you know what I thought, man? This guy gets it. Yeah, fair enough, too. This guy gets it. Good on you, Adam. You clearly get it. Thanks for voting in the thromba, mate. You have a good weekend, all right? Thanks. I was just wondering if Cheesy's all right, though. choosing that little sissy voice on. He's got you there, Keezy. He's got you there. Good idea. All right, Adam, what was it? Pantera.

29:29Keyzie:Yeah, okay. I'm going to go and have a vape, fellas. I'm done with the shit. I'm going to go and have a cry after getting roasted by Adam. Cowboys from hell, it's Pantera on the Hauraki Big Show. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Yeah.

29:50That song sucked. That song absolutely rules. You guys just don't get it. I don't get it. You guys are into like, you know, Soft On, Kings of Leon, and Beating Heart Baby, Baby is This Love For Real.

30:05Keyzie:At least Kings of Leon have some musical plays. Oh, Jay.

30:17That is what it sounded like. That was amazing. Thank you, man. You're pretty good. You are very good.

30:21Keyzie:It's actually given me a headache doing that. A lot of people were texting and a lot of abuse. Yes. Keezy getting ready to go and work the hits. Thank God for that bloody hell, Keezy. To be honest, I couldn't tell whether Moggy's singing was part of Keezy's song or not. Would rather make love to a cheese grater than ever hear that song from Keezy. Did people just hear that Pantera song? It was garbage. It's an absolute tune, man. You either get it or you don't. Sure. I don't get it. I don't get it either. But, you know, each to their own. Each to their own. Absolutely. Where would we be? Exactly.

30:56Where would we be? How are the scores looking there, Keith? Where we'd be is sitting here without a headache. I have to listen to Pantera. All right, let's go to the scoreboard. Way out in front on six wins is old Mogey. Yeah.

31:06Keyzie:Good stuff, Mogey. Well done, man. Thanks, man. Thanks, guys. You've earned it, man. I have. Yeah. That's true. You've put good songs. It's connected to the audience in a way that you guys just don't get. True. That's true, mate. Pin-heart, baby. Second place, four wins, old Keezy. And third place, last on three wins, old Hoity J. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. All right. Next week, Throbber, all-timer, all right? We're going to go hard next week. I go hard every week, man. I go hard every week. I can't be bothered most weeks, to be honest. You're really demoralised this year. Why are you so demoralised?

31:42What is it?

31:43Keyzie:Oh, the throbber, is it? Okay. Is it because of the shelf? No, that was part of it today. But in the meantime, it's cake. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening. Now, listen, on a serious note, a couple of cyclones heading to the North Island, fellas. And what I've noticed is a certain hysteria out there, Moggy. People sort of getting freaked out and, you know, once again, supermarkets being sold out of toilet paper, bottled water, all of that sort of stuff. I'm just curious to know what you guys are, you know, in terms of preparations and stuff like that.

32:26Keyzie:Are you like me and you're going, whatevs, it's going to be totally fine, I can't be asked. I don't know what's wrong with me, but that is my attitude. Yes. I'm assuming that my wife's going to sort something out. Yes. But, yeah, my attitude has always been, you know, say la vie. But the thing is, right, because there's a red wind alert has been issued and 22 orange rain and wind alerts have been issued across the North Island. It's a lot. It's never happened before. It's never happened before. So there is some cause for concern. But, Jase, you live in an apartment in the middle of the city. And she's solid as, man.

33:00Good for you.

33:01Keyzie:I've got to be honest with you. I'm a little bit concerned about my place out west. There's a lot of trees out that way, Mogi. Don't wear trees. You know what I mean? I'm not worried about the apartment. We might have a blackout or something. Just make love. Sure. Just make love. Yeah, sure. Just wait for the storm to blow through. You'll be sweet as. The only thing I'm kind of worried about is that we've got a trampoline, and it took quite a lot of work to get it down the side of the house, and I'd hate for it to blow over to the neighbours. Have you strapped it down? Nah. You could strap it down.

33:31Huh?

33:32Keyzie:You said, Kesey, that your wife called you in tears. freaking out while you're at Mitre 10 saying, get a torch, get a torch. Well, no, I was at Mitre 10, right, and I was buying a paint tray and some sandpaper 180 grit. Yeah. And while I was in line, my phone rang, and my wife goes, are you still at Mitre 10? I was like, yeah. And she's like, can you grab a torch just in case the cyclone comes? And I was like, cool. And I was at the front of the line. It was a huge queue of people buying torches and gas bottles and all sorts of stuff. Yeah. And I was like, fine, I'll grab a torch. I'll grab one.

34:06But I personally think where we are in Auckland City, we're very lucky. We're not on the coast. We're not in the east coast, for example, or up in Northland where it's in the bay too, where it gets hit hard. Yeah. I don't think we need to worry too much. Well, I think that's a terrible attitude, Kesey. Yeah, man. Shocking bastard. Well, I mean, literally just exactly what you guys just said. The thing about it is, man, you remember a few years ago, I took exactly that kind of laissez-faire attitude that gets you nowhere. And I just thought, oh, well, she'll be right. And then the next thing you know, our house got flooded.

34:35Yeah. You know, and the floods of whatever year that was. And I sort of thought she'll be right. So this year I've taken a completely different attitude. Are you going to strap down your trampoline? Well, I've told the wife that she needs to get it done. However that happens, I don't know. But I'm no good at – I can't do – I'm not good with the knots. Well, you see – yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean.

34:55Keyzie:I'm on the second floor. Oh. So, you know, it'll be sweet as, man. You're so lucky. I mean, the people below might get flooded, but that's no concern to me. Did you say there are two cyclones coming? Yeah, two. Big ones? Yes. How do you, Jase, you're probably the best to answer this. How do you handle two big ones at once? You've been dying to say that for days. Come on, Jase, this is an emergency situation. Yes, we'll meet it. Quick, quick. He is. You just relax. Up next, Neil from Villainy with a brand new tune. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed, Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show.

35:35Keyzie:this gloomy Friday afternoon. And we've got Neil from the band Villainy in with us. G'day, Neil, you mad bastard. How's your life? Good afternoon. Really good, really good. Thanks for having me. Yeah, good, man. You were just saying off air that you've just had the arrival of a baby in your life. How exciting is that? We did. We did. My fiancé and I welcomed a little girl in January. Oh, how good. Well done. Yeah, that's really cool. She came three weeks earlier. I was in band practice, and my partner was like, you know, just go. It'll be fine. And then I got this message at, like, 8 o 'clock, and she's like, we think we're on.

36:06I said to the boys, we'd better go. But we went for another hour and then we figured it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet. And I'll tell you what, mate. There's nothing like jamming and sort of noodling around while your wife could be going into labour, right? Yeah, I mean, it's that kind of weird anxiety. I mean, she was like, go, right? So I'm like, I don't want to jump too quickly, but I think the text message was like, I think we're kind of on. Yeah, it was time to go. And yeah, the baby came like four hours later. Wow. So it was good that I went home. So you did make it in time? I absolutely made it, yeah.

36:35Keyzie:Well, you did better than me, mate. I was in the pub when my partner was having our first child, and she was like, oh, I think, you know, it could be coming in the next hour or two, and I was like, ah, false dawn, I think, darling. I'll just have another couple of beersies. And then she was born and I missed it. But, you know, I had three others. Priorities, though. Yeah, priorities. Does she mind? No, I don't think she's held a grudge, man. Your wife? Yeah. Well, that was your ex. Oh, she's an ex now. Yeah, I mean, sure. But that's fantastic, man. Congratulations. Girls rock, by the way. Yeah, I think they're easier than boys, eh?

37:14Keyzie:Yeah, for a while. Yeah, they're more chatty. Well, it depends how many you've got, because Jace has got four girls. Yes. I've got one. One's pretty easy, and I'm glad I haven't got a boy, because when you see boys that are a similar age, my girl's six, and you see boys running around, it's like, dude, I don't have that kind of energy. Not getting any younger. No, sir. Hey, Neil Villaney, very exciting news for you, fellas. You've just released a new single. We just had to listen to it. It rocks, mate. Happy Waste. Thank you. It is a tune. Tell us about it. Yeah, that's our new single. It's the first in, I think, a couple of years.

37:53So we've been tracking a whole bunch of songs. This is the first off what will be a new record, which is really exciting for us. And, yeah, this is one of those songs that's kind of been kicking around for a while and we dusted it off. This thing is sounding huge. Let's record it properly and get it out. Yeah, because in terms of you guys, I know that you were saying off here as well, you guys have just done a massive string of live shows and stuff, but your live sort of performance and that energy capturing that, putting it onto a record, you've done quite well with this one because it starts straight away pretty damn intense, you know what I mean?

38:26Like it really kicks you in the stomach straight away. Yeah, we like to start with the hook, you know, and give people something memorable. and on this run of shows, we did four over a weekend around Homegrown and we always like to kind of, you know, try things and see if we fail and the thing with this song was to teach the audience the opening lines and see if it works. And, you know, you're kind of like, shit, I hope I don't say that. No, you can say shit. Great, great, great. You know, is this going to work or am I going to be standing there like an idiot while everyone just stares at me going, hmm?

38:56Yeah, and when you're picking a single, is there anyone being like, how you should start with like, you know, 10 seconds of instrumental so that radio people can talk over the top of it and that sort of stuff? If they are, we're not listening to them. Yeah, right. Because this one just starts straight away, rips snort straight into it. But it's not something you do actually hear very often nowadays. Yeah. I mean, why wait? Yeah. Straight to the good stuff, right? Yeah. Totally, mate. So, yeah, no, we successfully managed to teach people the song. You can see the results on the video as well, which has the homegrown playback of that.

39:27It's cool. Yeah, right. Yeah, nice. There's a few confused faces sitting there, but for the most part it worked. Well, I mean, new song as well. It's always going to be a bit confusing for a bit, but what we'll do is we'll play it, Jase, for the first time. Okay, yeah, cool. We've never played it on Hauraki before, Jase.

39:39Keyzie:Haven't we, man? This is the first time, man. Oh, right, because when you played it before, that was just off it. Yeah, that was off it. Oh, okay. So this is going to be the first time live on air. We're going to debut it because that's why Neil's here. Oh, right, sweet. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Happy Waste there by Villainee. And speaking of Villainee, we've got Neil from the band in with us. Tune, mate. Thank you. How do you feel when it's released out into the public? Is there anxiety? Are you worried? Or are you excited? Or a combination of the two?

40:12Keyzie:Yeah, always, always. There's always that thing of, like, are people going to like this? You know, and we try not to kind of live in that world of, like, serving, you know, the audience and all that kind of stuff. But you're always like, oh, like, is this going to hit? Is this the thing? Yes. It's feeling good. It's the thing, right? Because it is for the audience because you're a musician, but it's also for you. Getting that balance right must be pretty tough. Yeah. I mean, I kind of like we just put out music that we like, right? Yeah, right. With this record, we really wanted to like bottle that live thing and make sure that we were playing things that felt really good live and hit in the right ways.

40:48And I think like, you know, we played the song out live and it worked instantly. And we've taken that kind of ethos with the other tracks too, like you know just big riffs and big moments right you know you can just imagine yourself in the crowd and you want to go hard at that point yeah the only thing you should be trying to impress is each other it's like do you guys like it and if you like it then the audience that you've already built will probably like it as well it's the same with making tv or anything like that you've got no idea yeah or radio kesey that's great thanks man yeah that is awesome man that's brilliant right but you've got no idea right what the audience is going to like and you just need to You need to love it, and then hopefully someone else doesn't if they don't, too bad.

41:26Yeah, and if it's not exciting to us, it's not going to be exciting to you when listening. You can tell if someone's phoning it in and if they're going through the motions, and that is not the band that we want to be.

41:34Keyzie:Oh, mate, we do that every day with radio. You know what I mean? Totally just phone it in. People hate it. That is the show you want to be, though. That is. Yeah, totally. It's not what I want. I mean, if we cared, it would be different, but we don't. Yeah, we don't. You know what I mean? Just on, sorry to interrupt you there. Please do. You guys just played at Homegrown. I wanted to know because I'm pretty sure that was the first time it was in the Tron after being in Wellington for years. Is that accurate? How did that go compared to Wellington? It was cool. Look, it's a really different vibe.

42:02Wellington has that waterfront thing going on. You kind of walk along the promenade and, you know, there's different stuff and different stages. The new Homegrown site, though, it's just like a big hot summer festival. It's a huge field. You can see all the stages from one point. But it was cool. There was no, like, bleed or any of that stuff that you worry about. You weren't hearing an electronic act from the rock stage and vice versa. So it was laid out really well. That's good. Neil from Villainy in with us right now. We've just played their brand new song, Happy Waste. You guys played four shows in two days.

42:33And you were just saying off here, one of those, three of those shows actually, were within what, 17 hours you played three shows. And you were going as hard as we just heard you on that song. Yeah, we played that song at all of them. So that was the old teach the audience how to sing it thing, which worked out. But yeah, so we did a warm up. As you do, you know, you got to make sure that things still work and blow out the cobwebs and that sort of thing. So we did that in Auckland and then we got down to Hamilton. We did Homegrown and then they asked us to do an after party. So we were like, yeah, why not?

43:04Screw it. Let's do that. So we got off stage at Homegrown at like nine, got in a van, went to that venue, sound checked, played at 1 a.m., went back to the hotel, got to bed at like three or four, got up the next day and then we drove to Tauranga and we played under the Harbour Bridge in this pop-up free thing which was like all those shows were really fun. Homegrown is a huge stage, tons of people. Yeah, iconic event too Homegrown. So iconic and then we did this after party thing at Last Place which is this back alley bar and then we did this free pop-up which was sick. It's one of those things that's massively annoying in the moment but you can look back and be proud of.

43:44So much so yeah. And it's, I mean, it kind of makes sense, right? But like I found we got to that third show and I was like, fuck, I need to sleep. Well, just to, like if we do three, if we do a radio show and then I might jump on a podcast or do like a commentary with the ACC, I'm like, oh man, I'm sore. My throat's a bit sore from talking, have a vocal zone. You know, I'm not going as hard as you are. How are you after all that? I just push through until it doesn't work anymore.

44:11Keyzie:Yeah, a few beersies, mate, a few beersies. You'll be sweet ass. Did you smash your hotel room up at all? I should have, but I didn't. We don't quite have the money and budget to cover that sort of experience. You didn't biff any TVs out the window or anything like that? The problem with TVs these days is they're on the wall. Yeah, that's true, actually. You have to get a screwdriver. Yeah. There's a lot of admin going on. Yeah, totally. Neil from Villainy, before we let you go, we've just heard your new single, but that is the first of an upcoming album. When can we expect that? We haven't quite finished it, so we're still crushing through.

44:44We're crashing through getting it finished. But, yeah, we'd like to have it out in the second half of the year. Awesome. You better, man.

44:50Keyzie:We'll be taking note. We'll make sure we try. Yeah. But, yeah, it was killer. We're stoked with how it's going. And as I said, like, you know, big riffs, big moments, and more of what you just heard. Yeah, well, when it's done, mate, make sure you come back in and have it spin and have a yarn on Hauraki again. Absolutely will do. Beautiful. Thanks for coming in, mate. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune in. Weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. You welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Friday's absolutely going off. You'll listen to The Big Show, by the way, brought to you by Toledo's.

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45:33Toledo's. Damn it. Moggy. Normally I'm early. That time I was a little bit late. Yeah, but it kind of worked. It does. No, it didn't. It's sort of like an echo. Yes. No, it isn't. It was great. It was bad. Hey, what are you guys doing for dinner tonight, man? I feel like dinner tonight. Yeah, I know. Weird scene.

45:53Keyzie:Now listen, fellas, I think my wife's bought food to cook. Oh, God. You're joking. Now, I've got a theory that with the cyclone coming, we should preserve that and probably eat out tonight. Did you just have a bit of like a bit? You're looking a bit gassy. Is that from those stolen chips you've been hoeing through? With the weather bomb coming our way, we should save the food that she bought today. Right. And eat out. Because I went to the supermarket earlier today. I was parking at a store next to the supermarket, and it was chaos. People were doing laps trying to get parks. Were they? Yeah, 100%.

46:29They were chaos. It was ridiculous. So definitely eat out tonight, Jase. And then what did she buy? Yeah, I don't know. Park that during the cyclone.

46:38Keyzie:Yeah, I think probably something like pasta or something. Yum. Actually, we had a very nice sort of the enchiladas last night, which I quite enjoyed with your beans, your mints, your wrap. Tortilla. Yeah, your tortilla. Your cheese. Sour cream. Sour cream, yes. Oh, did you have the sour cream? Yeah, I love the sour cream. I squirt that bastard all over the shop. Gross. Hey, coming up next. Yeah? Need some advice, man. Oh. From old Hoagie J. And then after that, Mogie's huge milestone. Dish, dish. And he makes other random noises. What are we going into here, Jase? Is this Nirvana? No. The Hauraki Big Show.

47:18Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

47:20Keyzie:Lincoln Park there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday night. Hey, Jase, you live in the big city, right? Yeah, man.

47:31My in-laws are in town. They've just landed, in fact. Wow. And they're up in Auckland in the big smoke. They've come up from Christchurch. And I was just like, we should take them out somewhere nice but interesting somewhere in the CBD for dinner tonight. Yeah, nice. And I was like, who's got a little notebook full of interesting restaurant reviews from the CBD, old hoity jizz? Yeah, man. So what do you recommend in terms of, I want it to be kind of interesting and not something that they'll normally get in Christchurch.

47:56Keyzie:Okay, yeah, nice. What, Mogey? Well, Jase, look, the beautiful thing about Auckland, and obviously Christchurch has it a little bit, is the entertainment value that you get up in Auckland. Right. You know, there's a lot more acts and shows that are available to you in Auckland because it's a bigger city and there are bigger names and the bigger shows tend to come through. The street food's amazing. Yeah, the street food is cool, yeah. I recommend, Jason, you tell me what you think about this, getting a little bit of street food and going to that park that's next door to your place because you said there was a hell of a show going on there next door when you got home last night.

48:34Hang on. wasn't it just a guy beating off outside your window?

48:38Keyzie:Yes, there was. For about 20 minutes. And he was going hammer and tongs. Hell for leather. So I reckon they, and that's a true story, I reckon they get a couple of hot dogs and just go and park up in the park there and just watch all the action unfold. So your suggestion is I take my in-laws. Do they like a bit of dush, dush? Your suggestion is I take my in-laws and my wife, we go get a hot dog each, and then sit outside your house and watch a dude beat off. Well, look, I mean. Have they seen that before? I hope not. Does that happen in Christchurch? I don't know. Don't think so. I've never heard of it before.

49:15Keyzie:No. And this is the, because you get the real vibe of the city, you know. You go and get a couple of hot dogs or whatever. It's the heartbeat of the city. A heartbeat. You really feel the throb of the city. You go down to the park there, watch a guy beat off. They don't charge a thing. It's like he's performing in the round as well, isn't it? Because you're saying when you watch him as people came around, and he would turn to ensure that he was facing everyone. Everybody gets it. Everybody's got a front row seat when he's beating the meat. He was like a sort of half-nude busker. Yeah. The funny thing is, people listening are going to think we're taking the piss, but this actually happened last night, and Jase showed me the video.

49:49Jase has got the video of it. Well, actually, in fairness. It's a weird POV kind of video as well.

49:53Keyzie:It was my wife that took the video because she was like, I thought initially he was doing wheeze, but then it just went on and on and on, and then I noticed his arm was going vigorously. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, so. She actually does a commentary of it. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, which is quite interesting. So is there any other suggestions or? Hush, hush, ba. Isn't that a strip club? Yeah, but they do really good wedges. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Green day there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening. Hey, fellas, a couple of weeks' time on Wednesday, the 22nd of April.

50:31We're heading down to Dunedin to do another live show. It's going to be from Emerson's Brewery, celebrating 10 years of their hazy IPA, Hazed and Confused. So come along. 4 p.m. The show starts until 7. First hundred through the door, get a free backbone tea, although I'd recommend you get there at about 3, because it absolutely went off last time. Yeah, it did. So that's Wednesday, the 22nd of April, Emerson's Brewery, down in Dunedin. We'll see you there. Fellas, big news. Big news. Have you got the big news thing there, Keith? I've got breaking news. Yeah, good.

51:02This is breaking news. 100 days ago. Right. I quit drinking for the year. So today is my 100th day sober. You sounded drunk saying that. You sounded steamed when you read it. Today is my 100th day sober. Yeah.

51:22Keyzie:Well, congrats, mate. That's a great achievement, Mogi. Thanks, guys. I never know until I looked at the calendar yesterday. 100 days. Yeah, man. That's impressive. Well done. Tell you what, I'm feeling good. The beauty of it is as you get older, Jason, you know all about this, man, but when you stop drinking, everything gets better. And Keezy needs to learn this. Yeah, he will. Wow. And that is, you know, your work gets better, your relationships get better, you become a better friend, Keezy, better husband. Better lover. Just everything about you is better. Okay. So, yeah, I'm really keen to celebrate.

51:57Yes. Go out for a few beers tonight if you guys are up for it. Yeah. And just absolutely tie one off because I'm hanging. Yeah, well, you would be 100 days. Bloody normal. Hanging. Isn't the whole point? You've got to go the whole year without drinking? Well, I feel like every 100 days or so I can just have a few days on. Yes. 100 days off. A few days on. A few days on. Yeah, yeah. Right, okay, so have a huge blowout responsibly, of course. Yeah, responsibly. You'd be keen to join me? Well, obviously. Because I've sort of wanted to have a sit-down and a chat with you, Keezy, about your drinking and what better way to do it than over a few beers.

52:29Keyzie:Well, I'll tell you what. What you guys should do is – That sounds fun. You and your in-laws, Keezy, should pick up – Who are in town this weekend. Pick up a couple of six-packs. Yes. Meet me down at the park. At the park or the bark? No, the park. The park, man. The park outside your house. Is Old Bay going to be there? Oh, yeah, he's there most nights. Stop trying to get me and my in-laws down to the park where that guy was beating off last night. That's not the thing to me. We'll have a few beersies. That's right. We'll have a few drinks. To me, the thing is, why would you go somewhere where that guy isn't if you know that he is somewhere?

53:04The thing is, if I wanted to see a guy, if I wanted to show my in-laws a guy beating off.

53:09Keyzie:If you're going to say you could do it, then I'm disgusted. I could just do it. Save yourself some gas money. That wasn't what I was going to say. I was going to say there's other ways other than driving to the park by Jace's house. Anyway, congrats on 100 days, mate. Thank you very much. Yeah, that's great stuff, mate. Yeah, that's good stuff, isn't it? It is good stuff. I'm a little bit tempted by Magic Round, though, Keezy. What do you reckon, man? Well, I mean, you don't have to. You know, it's all about the sport. At the end of the day, the rugby league, it's not about getting on the piss.

53:41Anyway, 100 days, we'll see how we go. Yeah, sweet. Yeah, good stuff. Are we getting on it? I think we're getting on it. Responsibly. Of course. What's this song, Jase, man? She Hard. She Real Hard. Oh, it is.

53:54Keyzie:That's their cover, isn't it? The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

54:07Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's The Big Show done and dusted this Friday afternoon. Energy for the week, and what a week it's been. Hope that you've enjoyed listening to the show. So if you did, check out the podcast, check out the Instagram. Speaking of podcasts, what's the podcast outro clip today, Keezy? This is bonus content. You can get it daily by searching Hodaki Big Show, wherever you get your podcasts from. Today's clip, which comes out at 7.30, is about having an earache. Yesterday, because I was going to reply to that immediately with, I've had the most f***ing intense earache from yesterday.

54:42Keyzie:And I wonder, and I went, no, I can't do that, because Mogi will f***ing sand me. Yeah, so that's just in reference to every time someone is under the weather in some way, shape or form, Jase then chimes in and says, I also have that, but it's way worse. That's right. And yesterday Mogi had a toothache. Yeah. And I had a horrendous airache, but I didn't want to say that after Mogi said he had a toothache because you guys would have roasted. That's right. That's right. It's an amazing frequency every single time. But didn't I do well to restrain myself I'm so proud of you. Thanks, fellas. Nobody's ever restrained themselves better than you restrained yourself in that moment.

55:20Keyzie:Thank you, Mogi, thank you. Speaking of which, what are you up to tonight? Oh, you're going to have a play, aren't you? A View from the Bridge. Oh, yes. By Silo Theatre, but playing at Q Theatre with Buela Kuali, I think his surname is pronounced. I'm not entirely sure. But Buela is his first name. And Stacey... Oh, look, I'm going to embarrass myself. I can't remember who the cast is. but got invited to go along to that. Looking forward to it. I think it's a, is that a Henry Miller play? Yes. Well, Arthur Miller. Arthur Miller. Arthur Miller, who of course was married to me old mate, Marilyn Monroe.

55:57So I am looking forward to that because I haven't seen that play and I haven't read that play. So that's tonight. I'll let you know all about it come Monday there indeed. What about you, Kesey? What are you up to, mate? Got the in-laws at ours, so having a nice home-cooked meal, a few drinks at our place. It's going to be a lovely weekend. Lovely. What about you, Jase? Just going to go home and... Go to bed, I think. Straight to bed. Yeah, I think so. Cool. Because your bed looks straight out onto the park, doesn't it? Yeah. Your mate. Yeah. You've got to watch that guy. Yeah. Beat him off outside.

56:27Yeah, cool.

56:29Keyzie:Well, have fun, man. Yeah, I will. I will. And I might eat it. I think we've got a lasagna tonight, so I might have a little lasagna while I'm doing that. And watch the guy. Hey, thanks for listening to the show. Check out the podcast. Check out everything we do. I don't care anymore. Goodbye. Thank you.