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13:14Jase:Yeah. Score a try. So it wasn't like we were fully outgunned. We just missed our moments. When Tanner Boyd sprinted, got like a 60-meter break, but we just didn't have a speedster for him to pass to. Yeah, exactly. Those little moments, if we ice those, we're ahead in the game, but instead they defend it and they come down the hour end off the back of our good play and they score, which is kind of demoralising. Yeah. Well, it felt like one thing I was really happy about was that at least they played really well. Their completion rate was much higher. It wasn't as frustrating to watch as a lot of the games in the last seven or eight weeks have been, so I was really happy about that.

13:55Jase:What score do you give them for the season? what mark how many buzzies out of five there Gabby how many would you give them mate and how are we looking for next year well I'll do it out of ten I'll give the overall season an eight you know from what the expectation was at the start of the year if you said we were going to lose Metcalf and Barnett and still be you know one win away from the top four sitting in the top four the whole season you'd have to take that you know it's easy to be disappointed now because of how high we were mid-season, but stuff just takes us toll to be realistic. And I think realistically, other teams were a little bit more classy than us come finals time.

14:36Far out. So eight buzzies out of 10. Eight buzzies out of 10.

14:39Keyzie:That's a lot. That's not bad, man. That's like four out of five buzzies on the traditional buzzy scale. I'd give it 4.1 buzzies. Yeah. Charlie, first of all, thank you so much for being our Warriors correspondent all year, mate. It's been bloody awesome. Are you keen to come back next year? No, always keen to come back next year. Hopefully, you know, hopefully you don't put this out to tender. Oh, no, mate, never. Never do that to you, Gabby.

15:04Jase:Come on, man. No, definitely not. You're part of the whanau, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, brother. Yeah, good on you, mate. Hey, we might get you back next week as well, actually, just because of the other games. The season's not over, fellas. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It might not be Warriors-focused, but there's a couple of other games happening. Is that all good, Charlie? we'll be a bit more loose next week today's kind of just like a day just for remembering but also be grateful be grateful for the season that was awesome thanks Charlie well before we let you go man we'd better grab your Porter King player of the run you could also do player of the season if you'd like as well player of the season it's going to have to go to Aaron Clark yeah definitely he's a front runner for WM lock of the year

15:49Keyzie:Hey, before you go, Gubby, how did the lemon tart come out? You texted me saying you were making a lemon tart for the kids on Sunday. How did that come out? All good, mate? All G? Yeah, yeah. I'd give it four areolas out of five.

16:06Keezy, what are you doing? Sorry, Charlie. The song started, mate. Thanks for the yarn. See you, brother. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

16:17Keyzie:Yes, indeed. Weezer there on the radio. Hauraki, Big Show, this Monday afternoon. The time, 4.47. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.

16:35Jase:I watched the second episode of AKA Charlie Sheen on your Netflix over there. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I know you watched it, Jase. I'm going to hand the spotlight over to you there, brother. I'm sure that's how it works. I really enjoyed it. I think overall probably a four out of five for me. Yes. It was a five after the first half. Well, the first one was early career, absolute debacle, partying, crazy stories but it's fun. And then the second episode is, God, you're really ruining your life here. Right, okay. Stop buggering. Oh, this is getting really dark. Yeah, it's getting bleak. This is as fun as it was before.

17:08Jase:Oh, let me off. Yeah.

17:10Keyzie:I don't know if you guys noticed this over the weekend, but the weather was all over the place. Yeah. My wife and I had all these plans, and then it'd be like, oh. I'd be pissing with rain and windy, blowing gas. Let's just, you know, snuggle up on the couch and make love. And then we started watching some TV. Yeah. And, of course, I went off Mogi's recommendation of AKA Charlie Sheen, and a fascinating story. And, you know, when you live a life like that, I kind of feel like you have no choice but to approach it the way he approached it with this show, which is, look, Look, I've lived a life, I've done some crazy-ass shit, and we're talking crazy, Keezy.

17:50Keyzie:I can't wait. Just madness. I'm 20 minutes in. And deep addiction just going hard the entire time. And I kind of feel like his attitude to all of it was a really healthy way of dealing with it, which essentially is to say, yeah, I did all this crazy stuff, man, and let's talk about it. Yeah. Instead of sort of hiding away in shame and all that sort of stuff, there was a kind of celebratory feel about it in a way. And, you know, he's sober now. And this is the remarkable thing that I've always been fascinated by, like massive addicts that go really, really hard to the full extent that just carry and then come out of it and are still alive.

18:34Keyzie:And it does seem to be like they have a different metabolism or something going on that just allows them to survive when your normal punter would be well and truly dead.

18:45Jase:Certainly what they were saying is it was like he's made of different stuff. Yes. Like any other person on the planet would have been dead, but somehow he just kept on dead. He would, well, but Keith Richards was never on crack. No. And crack's a bastard. It doesn't seem like a good thing. It looks like the shine wears off it pretty quick. But certainly they were continually talking about his addiction and how full on it was. and yet it would then escalate to another level. Yes. Like they were talking about how, oh, it was a disgrace, addiction was so bad. And then it would get twice as bad. Oh my God.

19:20Jase:And then it would get twice as bad as that. And like his drug dealer was like, I would party with him for weeks. By party it means being up every day and every single night. Then I'd go home and sleep it off for a week or two weeks and then I'd go back and Charlie Sheen would still be going. Still be going hard. For the last one. He was, yeah, out the gate.

19:35Keyzie:Curiously, it reminded me of the great Richard Pryor, the comedian, who was also like that, who just went full noise the entire time. It ended up working him in the end. You're right. Yeah, I'll give it four out of five busies. I think that's a fair score.

19:50Jase:A very solid recommend. Absolutely.

19:52Keyzie:It's definitely worth a watch for sure. I think your wife would hate it, Kesey. It's pretty dramatic. We're watching it at the moment. We're 20 minutes in. She didn't really come up watching a lot of Charlie Sheen movies other than Ferris Bueller. Yeah. And she's loving it. Yeah. Because it's just so interesting. Because she knows Sean Penn and a lot of those other. Yeah. Martin Sheen, for example. you know yeah so she's really enjoying it and I'm excited to just get deep into his dark days yeah I can't wait yeah what's it called again aka Charlie Sheen it's on Netflix it's on Netflix yeah

20:19Jase:a great revelation at the end by the way yes which I forgot don't spoiler it no I'm not going to spoiler it it's very good it was probably what did you watch Keezy aka Charlie Sheen oh is that it and some other stuff save it for tomorrow yeah we'll say filthy bastard well I didn't watch porn the Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

20:43Keyzie:You're welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your Monday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change the game. Yum. Yum. At the end of last week, we got given a box of chippies. Yeah. And they were called samples. And what they mean by that are they were just small packets of chips. and Mogi somehow secured that. Do you know how he did it, man? He asked. Yeah, well, I asked him. I've asked G-Lane and he's just abused me. Well, it's because you've stolen huge amounts of them. Anywho, so we got this box of it and I came in today and I was like, whatever happened to that little box of chips that we had?

21:27Keyzie:Silence. Then Mogi waltzes in an hour later with a box of chips, which he had from me. Now, that's made me acknowledge that I may have a problem

21:39Jase:when my own colleagues are hiding chips from me. Yeah, because I want to be able to enjoy some of those chips. And I know if they're just out there available for you at any time, you won't be able to resist.

21:49Keyzie:It's true.

21:50Jase:Yeah. I'm thinking of making a documentary about this whole saga called AKA Jason Hoy and his battles with chip addiction.

21:57Keyzie:Well, funnily enough, I made dip yesterday. And I always, I don't even know why I bother because a big bag of chips, a big bowl of dip, and I'll go, I'll just have a few. Seriously, every time. What happens, fellas? Do-do-do-do. I eat the whole thing and feel disgusting. What flavour chippies? They were just plain salted. I like a plain chip with my dip. I don't like a flavoured chip with my dip. What chip with your dip do you like, New Zealand? 3-4-8-3, let us know. This is good shit, man. This is real hoducky rock and roll type shit. That's great stuff, isn't it? Here's Rage Against the Machine.

22:34Keyzie:I'm getting back to my chips.

22:43The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

22:49Keyzie:Queen there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is 14 minutes past five o 'clock. Now, it was a massive weekend for old Keezy, Mogi. Who's Keezy, Mogi? And when I say that, I don't mean that he got massively steamed. You don't know that. I mean, sounds unusual to say that. But, no, he had a huge opportunity on the old rugby league front with Triple M Radio, the sideline voice. Triple M, I should say, over in Australia. It's huge. It is huge, Jase. Triple M Sydney. This came about, believe it or not, by getting responsibly steamed one weeknight about a month ago. through Pants Man who used to work here at Hauraki.

23:31He works over at Triple M, met up with a few of his mates, got to talking to them, told them a few stories about how, like, you know, working on TV shows got replaced by Sean Johnson, yada, yada, yada. Backbone, backbone. Backbone, backbone. My wife. Dodoosh. Dodoosh. Dish down a few re-burger vouchers. Yeah. And then they were talking about how they need a sideline commentator, and I was like, I'll do it. And then they actually called me last week and were like, do you actually want to have a crack at this weekend's final? So the guys calling the game were Josh Reynolds, you know, our legend, Wade Graham as well from the Sharkies, and Dan Ganane, who calls a lot of the Aussie games on Fox that we get over here.

24:07And they were just, you know, they were like, hey, guy calls me and goes, hey, we'll probably come to you six or seven times per half. You just sort of tell us what's going on, or you might react off a try or have someone interesting with you. Yeah. Pretty chill, man. And I was like, okay, cool. So I'm down there on the sideline at Mount Smart Stadium, dressed in full wasket. it because I didn't know I was supposed to and I was also told Triple M is like the ACC like it's fun but it's sporty so I was ready to take the piss a wee bit. Also I had a few nerve settlers with Mania at the pub there responsibly obviously just by Mount Smart.

24:42Got down there a lot of fun second half quite full on you know they were like oh Wade Egan got HIA'd he got a head injury so did Tanner Boyd and they were like we'll go down to Chris Key soon who'll have more information on those injuries. I was like will I? I had no idea so I like just ran down the sideline found a medic talked to them managed to get the info but it was very stressful because they also were like hey man you good to grab one of the Penrith players for an interview afterwards and I was like sure like just run on the field and grab I was like yeah yeah just do that and then they're like actually man can you do the interview we've got about a few minutes to fill here so you don't mind doing the interview and I was like no but some heads up would have been good

25:20Jase:I had nothing prepped I thought they were just going to throw to me for a few wacky remarks But I think, fellas, I think it went well. Good stuff, man. I thoroughly enjoyed it. And as a rugby league fan, being sidelined for a finals game Mount Smart, huge bucket list, like, amazing. I loved it.

25:37Keyzie:Well, I can see how challenging it must have been for you, Kesey, because we prepped the ass off this show. And so having no prep, I mean, must have been a bit of a nightmare for you in that scenario. Well, that's the thing. I looked down at my sort of sidelined commentary prep sheet, and it just said sort of like one and a half mogies. meat patty nip 69. I was like, none of this is good to me. I can't use any of this stuff. Yeah, I can't use this stuff, damn it. And then I even, they were like, hey, Chris, you got anything for us? And I was like, oh, do you guys want to do like what's for tea, New Zealand?

26:05Keyzie:No, it's what's on the dinner for a start. I hope you didn't say what's for tea. They wouldn't have known what you were talking about. Yeah, exactly. Who'd you end up interviewing? I went on the field and got Dylan Edwards. Oh, yeah, big Dilly. Big Dilly Edwards, who's fullback for Penrith. And the reason I went for him is because he was goal-kicking towards the end there. Right. and we were worried that Nathan Cleary, who was their goal kicker, was injured. So I thought, I'll go get him. Really weird, though. The Waz are all hugging each other. Dylan Edwards is having a yarn with Mitch Barnett, two men of great manner.

26:35And I walk over and Dan Ganane's on the Aussie side going, and we're going to go down to Chris Keir in a few moments, who's with one of the Penrith players. And I'm like, okay. I just walk over, tap Dylan on the shoulder, dressed in full Waz kit, and just go, hey, man, can I have a yarn to you for Triple M shortly? And he's like, yeah, sweet, and just came straight over. Yeah, good. But I was so intimidated. I was like, what do you do? Yeah. They'll be used to it, but you don't know that. No, exactly. You're not used to it. I'm not used to it. Luckily, I used to work at Sky Sport. Crowd goes well back in the day, so I could do an interview.

27:03Keyzie:Was it classic end-of-game league chat? It was. Yeah, it was a tough match, and, you know, we knew the wires were going to come hard at us, and we just had to hang in there, and that's what we did, and we came out with a win in the end. Were you listening to the interview? Pretty much. No, you weren't. Just on that, by the way, we've got some audio of that, which we're going to play tomorrow, once Pugsan gets back. Oh, really? So we can do a deep dive and an analysis of your performance. I don't know if I want to hear it back. No, that'd be good. Because I've left thinking I did an okay job. If I never get asked back, that's fine.

27:34I don't know if I want to relive it, because you know what it's two days later listening to it. Go on.

27:38Jase:Sadly, Hoine and Jay and I haven't heard it, so it makes sense that we'll just play it out, you know, sort of across the airwaves live. Take notes and stuff, Gizzi. So that'd be good. Tune in. Tune in for that one. We'll do that tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sick.

27:51Keyzie:Hey, in the meantime, here's the red hot chilli peppers. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. These days, Foo Fighters on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon at Time 528. Just a quick reminder just to keep an ear out for that Fiji cuticle. It's going to happen at some point in the next sort of 20 minutes. Get ready to call 0800-HAURAKI.

28:15Jase:5, 6, 7, 8. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Man, man, man, man, man. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man. One and a half, Moogies. I love that we do that live now every time. Oh, it's so good. And I see Jay Sober sitting across from me. He's bouncing his head.

28:40Keyzie:He's keeping the time just to make sure he comes in at the right spot. Especially after chatting about old Charlie Sheen too. It's kind of appropriate.

28:48Jase:It was weird hearing that on the docker. Hey, fellas, we had one last night, and it's something that, and you'll know this, Jase, as well, of course, having had four children that you brought through. My daughter has a habit of asking questions when it's bedtime, so I'm generally the first person to go in there. The last person my daughter wants to see before she goes to sleep is my wife. So I'll go in there, I'll say goodnight. Takes about four seconds. Right, so she's the genuine last person she wants to see. You're like the last person she wants to see. Yeah, exactly, the last, last person.

29:18Jase:Yes. And so I'll just go in there, say goodnight, great day, see you tomorrow, have a great sleep, kiss goodnight, hug, see you later. I'm out the door. Then I'll say to my wife, your turn. Then she'll go in there and she will be in there without a word of a lie for 15 to 20 minutes. Yes. While my wife just gets waterboarded with misdirection and questions and information that is suddenly of vital importance, but it couldn't be brought up over the course of the day because there'll be some kind of a psychological reason for it, but they just don't want the day to be over. Yes. So last night that was going on as per, and my wife came out and said, I've got a question for you, Dad.

29:58Jase:Yeah, what is it? And the question was, how did the world come to be? That's huge. It's a biggie. Wow. Yes. It's a biggie. So did you tag in? I tagged in by saying, just shouting from the couch, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Yeah, right. We're not doing that. But it was interesting that my wife was entertaining. See, this is the difference between me and my wife. Agreed. She was entertaining. Her question for me was, well, how do we answer this question? Well, the answer is we don't. You should have been out of there 20 minutes. I think I can see why Mogi Minogi likes talking to your wife more than you.

30:37Jase:Well, she likes talking to her last. Last, yes. Because I'm happy to talk to her over the course of the day. But when it's bedtime, it's bedtime. I'm not – you get dragged down some lanes.

30:48Keyzie:Exactly the same in my household. With a very similar setup. I'd be very curtained to the point it's a bit of a busy day. And then, you know, my wife would go in and she was very much – I love the curiosity. Oh, yeah. You know, I love that they're having a chat. And it's like, no, it's just bullshit. They're just buying time here. They don't actually care. They don't give a damn about that.

31:11Jase:No. It's like when you get a substitute teacher or something, or you've got one of those teachers where you know, you can either listen to them try and teach you, or you can ask them a question about something that you know that they're really interested in. Absolutely. And then the rest of the class, you've just got to pretend you're interested and then just waterboard them with questions. You don't care. You just don't want to have to pick a pen up.

31:33Keyzie:one of my girls was very good at, she'd do that sort of thing, have a big question, and it'd be like, how irritating. And you'd go, you know, I'd answer as quickly as possible. And then she realised that I was on to that particular scheme, so she started running, I don't feel well. Oh, yeah. But that wouldn't work with Jase, because then he'd suddenly start not feeling well. That's exactly right. Oh, what? Well, funnily enough, I haven't been feeling well today and I texted my wife all the symptoms that I'm feeling and she said, maybe you could consult a medical professional, question mark. But one of my girls would do that.

32:17Keyzie:She'd go, you know, wasn't getting through, so she'd go, I'm not feeling very well. And I'd go, oh, well, a good night's sleep then. Flick, door slam. Yeah, and then you'd be like, actually, I'm starting to feel a bit woozy. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. The Big Show Swingers Club is back. And this time, it's going global. I'm actually pretty gutted, fellas. I've realised I can't play golf this week. There's a lot going on. Very disappointing. I hate it when life interferes with golf. Right. You know what I'm saying?

32:54Jase:I think it's super relatable. That's so true, man. because you're not going to be able to go on Thursday or Friday because you'll be able to await your family batch. Yeah, which sucks, man. Oh, man. I'm sorry, bro. Bruh.

33:06Keyzie:Yeah, whatever, man. Bruh. G'day, Fiona. How's life? Oh, very well, thanks, hoity jizz. How are you doing? It's really funny hearing a woman call you hoity jizz. Fiona gets it, man. Yeah, yeah, you get it, Fiona. Oh, jizz bot.

33:23Keyzie:What do you do for a crust, Fiona? I am a marriage celebrant. Oh, good. Massive backbone. You busy? I just love marriage, man. Yeah, well, you know, it's a great institution, isn't it? Let's put it to the test and get us over to Fiji and do some swinging. Yeah. Fiona. Yeah. Bloody hell. Do you ever say, I now pronounce you husband and wife? Yeah, and even I've had a couple of grooms who are like, you know, I take you to be my wife. That's awesome. Hell yeah, that's great.

33:56Jase:I think we can wrap this competition. Yeah, let's just, we're done and dusted here, I think. Hang on, Fiona, do you like golf? I love golf. I'm a novice, so I'll make you guys look really good. But my husband and I, we're on a bit of a golf journey, and we're learning together, and it's been awesome.

34:16Keyzie:How good, man. Great. So I'm picking that you'd take your husband with you, Fiona. I absolutely would. He's the love of my life, and he is absolute backbone. He works all weather, and I reckon there'd be nothing more I'd love to treat him to than a free trip to Fiji. Oh, how good. That's lovely, Fiona. Well, you're in the draw, mate. Stay on the line there, mate, and all the best, Fiona. G'day, Charlotte. How's life? G'day. Good, thanks, boys. How you doing? Yeah, good, thank you. Very well. What do you do for a crust, Charlotte? What do I do? I'm actually a bit of a PR manager for Welly.

34:52Jase:Oh, backbone. For Wellington. That's a hell of a job. Yeah, can't beat a good damn Welly. That's true. You can't. I saw today you guys came at the bottom of places to live. Are you partly responsible for that? Don't believe everything you hear. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're very pro-Wellington. I also lived there for a long time.

35:12Keyzie:Hey, Charlotte, do you like a bit of golf action? I do, I do. I'm certainly learning. Yeah, good. And who would you take with you? I'd take my husband along with me. He's the one doing the teaching, so I definitely need him along for the ride. What's his name? His name's Josh. Oh, Josh. Yeah. He's a bloody... He's a mad bastard. He's a mad bastard, man. I don't know if we need Josh on the trip. He's crook. He's pretty crook. No, he'd be good fun. We've never been to Fiji either, so that would be great.

35:41Jase:Yeah, but they've made that rule, though, haven't they? Because of old Josh then. Yeah, that's why he's not allowed in Fiji, because Josh is out of the game. All good, Charlotte.

35:49Keyzie:Hey, tell me, guys, one last question. Do you like a breakfast buffet, Charlotte? Oh, I can't go past that. Yeah.

35:57Jase:Good question.

35:58Keyzie:Okay. We'll stay on the line and Big Dilly will look after you, all right? Oh, awesome. Thank you, guys. Thanks, mate. Well, I'll tell you what. Two women, that was great. Two excellent candidates right there. Yeah. At the end of the day, though, it is a lucky dip. The best chance you've got is to call up when you hear that cue to call. It could happen again on this show. It will definitely happen again tomorrow. Yes. And a reminder that you'll be joining the Fowlers, the three of us, Pugsan, also heading over to the beautiful Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa where white sand beaches meet world-class hospitality.

36:26More importantly, there is a championship golf course. There are massages. There is a snorkeling trip that we've organised that Jace doesn't want to come on.

36:34Jase:Jace is definitely going to do it. No, I'm not. Old hoity bait. Hoity bait. He's going to be out there with the sharks. It's going to be so good. You'll be trying to get back on the boat and we'll be pushing your head down. It'll be pushing your head down and stuff. It'll be like going up behind you and dunking you under the water and stuff. It's going to be so good.

36:51Keyzie:I mean, why wouldn't I want to do that? Why wouldn't I want to do that? Oh, God. Big shout out to Tourism Fiji and also Fiji Airways for making it all possible, by the way. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Sublime? I guess so. The Horaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Horaki. The Pixies there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon. Let's have some sport chat. Just quickly, fellas, remember the old sports chat, the music disappeared? Oh, yes, that's right. So Pugs has found us some new sports chat music, all right? So here we go.

37:32It's pretty good. Not bad. Makes me think of sports.

37:37Keyzie:Well, I guess we have to touch on the All Blacks feels. First and foremost, kudos to the Springboks. magnificent performance from them. And when they're on fire, they're on fire. I cannot recall ever seeing an all-black side so thoroughly dominated as we were in that second half. The only time I can really think of is back to the Tane Randall era. Remember when Tane Randall was skipping? Sean Mitchell? Yeah, five or six test matches in a row. We were at a horror show. But look, we were completely outplayed. Their backs, their forwards just dedouched us. Right. They got on a massive roll. They dominated our scrum all night.

38:16Keyzie:And then at the end of the second half, where we still had a slight chance, because we were under so much pressure, our line-out capitulated. They were too good. They got on a roll. And as Scott Robertson said, they were sizzling. And they were sizzling. And when a team gets on a roll like that, it's very hard to stop.

38:33Jase:Yeah, it's a funny one, isn't it? I mean, it's hard for me to comment because I didn't watch the game. Certainly not all the way to the end. Oh, because Jay spoiled it. Yeah, that's right. As soon as I knew that it was all over it, and bother. But yeah, I mean, it's a bit of a concern, isn't it? That technically we are unable to match them at a scrum and it's a technical issue, you would think. So I don't know who has to answer to that. But yeah, God knows. All you want to see is some improvement and it looks like they're getting worse. And yeah, I don't know what you're saying about it really.

39:02Keyzie:I wonder if this is going to be a turning point for the side though. I've never seen Scott Barrett so distraught as he was after that match. He was fuming. And I think maybe the team's going to get together after this and go, what are we doing, fellas? Because this is not going well.

39:16Jase:And it was interesting that a lot of former players, and normally they don't do this, but Kieran Reid and Mills Mulya and Ina both said that this was completely unacceptable and it seems like there's something wrong in the camp for them to be playing this poor and to be disconnected from each other. So that's not a great sign. Because if you're connected and you're working through technical issues and you're going to get there, that's one thing. Yes. But if you're getting worse week on week, they're probably right and they certainly know more than I. Complete opposite of that, of course. The Black Furns.

39:43How good. Absolutely enhancing South Africa 46-17. That was a real palate cleanser. Yeah. However, they are now through to the semifinals. They go up against Canada, who are number two in the world. They absolutely smoked Fiji 65-7. They absolutely smoked Wales 42-0. The closest game they ended up having was against Scotland, who they beat by 21 points still. They smoked Australia 46-5 as well. So this is going to be their biggest challenge.

40:10Keyzie:Yeah, it's going to be a massive challenge. And once again, the South Africans got off to a hiss and a roar in that match. They really had us under the pump. So they did well to come back and dominate that match in the end. Canada are a very good side. We're going to have our work cut out, but I'm back in our woman. The good thing about that game is it's 6 a.m. Saturday morning. So I'm not going to get up at 6, watch it live. I'll get up at about, watch it about 8, have a little Saturday morning breaky. I love morning rugby on the weekends. What I might do is get up at six and watch the match and then message you guys and tell you the score.

40:43Keyzie:That's a good idea. That's consistent. Yeah. Yeah, well, that is in line with your character, really. You're on fire, man. Oh, Bruce. What a legend. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. It is the biggest show. It is the big show brought to you by Reburger. It certainly is, Jase. They're serving good times and also serving good food, and you can also dine in or you can take it away at Reburger today. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Did I try to do too much with that one? Yeah, I feel like you overplayed that one, Keezy. I'm just trying to keep it fresh like they do with their ingredients.

41:18Keyzie:Yeah, sure. Speaking of which, what are you having for tea tonight, Keezy? Bang, bang chicken salad. Bang, bang. Is that true? 100 % bang, bang chicken salad. I love me a bit of bang, bang chicken, Mogi. You do, do you? I love a bit of bang, bang.

41:34Jase:Good on you. Do you know what you're having? I'm having chicken marabella and a cauliflower soup. Wow, that's a... I've got an entree. That's a weird... Yeah, right, you've got an entree. Yeah, how good. Do you guys sound to that? I've texted back, I've gone tick, tick. Do you guys do entrees at your house? No, we don't. Don't know what's going on there, but I'm here for it. Yeah, nice.

41:54Keyzie:Funnily enough, my wife and I were doing a food shop over the weekend, and there was a cauliflower and cheese soup. Oh, yes. And my wife said, should we get that? And I went... Sounds good, I reckon. Sounds disgusting. Yeah, I know what it is, actually.

42:06Jase:It'll be my daughter doesn't eat meat, so she'll be having the cauliflower soup, so we might as well have some cauliflower sloop as well. I'm glad you said it because I was really good. I can see it. Also, Jase, when Mike's talking about the cauliflower sloop being an entree, that's European for a starter. Yes. Oh, right, okay. Or American for a main.

42:27Keyzie:I guess I'll find all that out when I go over to Europe. God, I'm fizzing for that for you.

42:32Jase:Yeah, it's going to be good, man.

42:33Keyzie:I read through the itinerary again last night. Cheeses all go. Oh, yeah. Pretty full on.

42:38Jase:Make sure you've got some comfy shoes on.

42:40Keyzie:Oh, I will. I'll get a pair of Keezy's floaters.

42:47It's not that funny.

42:49Keyzie:Here's White Stripes. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening, fellas.

43:02Jase:Hey, fellas, over the weekend on Saturday there, they had a huge march for Palestine. They did. It was originally meant to go over the Auckland Harbour Bridge, but it's such a windy bastard here they had to can it. I was worried about that. Yeah. Because it was super windy. It was so windy. They canned it the day before, but they actually have to pay somebody to do wind mapping on the bridge for your specific event. Right. And then they worked it out and it was like, no, it'll be a disaster. So that was good. I heard that they were like, they're going to go ahead with it. And then they heard that you guys were going, your massive honkers would get caught in the wind.

43:38Yeah, that's right. You had a couple of fatalities there.

43:41Jase:But instead they had it as a sailor at Aotea Square and then went all the way down Queen Street. This is in Auckland. Yes. Down Queen Street to Custom Street and then hang a left there and into Victoria Park. And it was bloody huge. Depending on which report you believe in, it's between 20 ,000 and 50 ,000 backbones. Which is a huge amount of people. So it starts off at Aotea Square, and what you do is I went with the wife and sister-in-law and my daughter. Ran into heaps of people I knew. It was really good. But what you do is you find yourself in a position where you can't hear what anybody's saying.

44:14Jase:So you've got a bunch of people talking about the event and about the cause and all those sorts of things, and you can hear people cheering, but you can't hear a single word that any of those people are saying. So you're just sort of standing there for about an hour or so. Right. And then at some point, somebody decides it's time to start walking, and so you start walking. And there's lots of different people that are leading the chants. Jase, you were at this event as well. Yes, I was. I didn't see you, but you're quite diminutive. Thank you. But what you can find yourself is you end up being in a space where there's different chants going on.

44:48Jase:So there's somebody leading the chants behind you and somebody leading the chants in front of you. And you sort of find yourself in an area of crossover. Like a dead zone of chants. Well, worse than that, two chants going on. The people around you don't know who to chant for. And so you try and back off. Well, I did. So you try and hang back to go into the chant. You need to be in the chant or in the next one. You don't want to be in the other. But I also found myself directly next to people. My sister-in-law was leading the chants, and she had a bullhorn. Right. So what do you call it, a megaphone.

45:20Jase:Yes. And so she was right next to me. And I was trying to be for the cause, and I am 100 % for the cause, but I found that really annoying. Yes. And so I was sort of hating myself for being less and fully into it. And I also find that I need a break in the chanting. Oh, you've got to tuck it out. It's like an hour and a half of walking, and it's a lot of chanting to have to do. But at the same time, you don't want to be seen to complain. You need to backbone your way through it because there's people in the world that we know, like in Palestine, they've got it far worse, but you're thinking to yourself, man, get a bit of a headache with this bloody bullhorn going off.

45:58Yeah, I know what you mean. You know her too, right? You said it was your sister-in-law. Yeah. Was there any way, were you thinking of tapping her on the shoulder and being like, how about we just do like five minutes of just chill?

46:08Jase:Well, this was the thing. You could sense from the crowd that they want a break. Right. You could definitely sense it. But she's going, no, no, we're going 100%. And then also there would be some chants that I really, really like. Like I'm a big fan of Free Free Palestine. Very simple. It makes a lot of sense. Catchy. Very catchy. It's very easy. But she would do two or three of those and then she'd mix it up with some other ones where people didn't know the lyrics. Oh, wow. So it would be like one, two, three, four, something, something, something, and then people would sort of mumble their way through it because they didn't know what it was.

46:35Keyzie:I was in the same situation where I was next to a very enthusiastic chanter and he was fully committed. And I do recall about sort of a halfway through, and he was going full tip the whole time, about halfway through the march there thinking to myself, God, you could shut it for five minutes. You know what I mean? And exactly the same thing. It's like, you piece of shit. When you think about what you're there for, you know what I mean? You go, you are the worst human being ever.

47:06Jase:100%. So you do keep it to yourself, but I was constantly aware. I'm here for the right reasons, but at the same time, it doesn't change the fact that I've got limited patience and I'm essentially selfish. I was meant to have my daughter on my shoulders walking the whole way and there was a period where it stopped for five minutes, and I don't know why. So I was like, she's up there. And I was like, she's six. I don't know how much she weighs. But I was thinking to myself, oh, man, this is going to be a long way to go. This is pretty bloody heavy. But, yeah, you've just got to shut up and get on with it.

47:38Jase:A hell of an event. It was incredible. Saw some great people. Heaps of backbones coming up and saying g'day. So, yeah. And apparently my understanding is they're going to do the march again over the bridge. Because that will look spectacular. Absolutely spectacular. So anyone that was out there, g'day.

47:57The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

48:03Keyzie:Queens of the Stone Age here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening. Now our big deck energy competition is still running, by the way. And if you really want to spruce up your deck area for summer, you need to listen up right now. Do you want me to pick up here? Yeah, sure. Sure. This is all with our mates at Trade Tested. We've been doing it for two weeks now, which means we've given away two lots of$2 ,500. You go to tradetester.co.nz Put together a little wish list of stuff Up to the value of two and a half grand Then head to hodaki.co.nz Get yourself in the draw And we could be sprucing up your deck Mogi, what's on your dream deck?

48:38That's a great question there, Keezy I'm picking a jacuzzi

48:41Jase:Probably a fire pit God, that's good, Jase, man Definitely a jacuzzi Actually, that would be great And also a sauna A sauna would be good I'd take a sauna Okay Any tables? Nah, just nothing else. Just a sauna. A sauna. And a jacuzzi. And a jacuzzi. Yeah, right, okay.

49:01Keyzie:Because you were talking about a jacuzzi on the way to the car the other night, weren't you, Keezy? Yeah, they called me jacuzzi. Get naked there. He said what he ultimately wanted was a jacuzzi so he could get naked in the spa and watch League on the television at the same time. Now, what part of that... That's a bet he set up. What part of that yarn he just spun isn't true? What was it? Sitting in a jacuzzi.

49:25Jase:Did he say something about being naked? Being naked. Yeah, yeah, probably the naked part. Because you're a never nude, eh, Keasy? Yeah, I'm like Tobias Fionke on Arrested Development. I have to wear shorts at all times. Right, okay. But that is genuinely my dream, is a hot tub area where maybe the TV's on a swivel just from my lounge, and I can swivel it out, sit in the hot tub, drink beers, and watch the Warriors. I think Matt Heath has got it on his deck where he's got his own screen out on the deck there, and he can watch it in his jacuzzi. Has he not invited you over? He never invites anyone over.

49:57Matt, if you're listening to this, mate, get the big show over to jump in a jacuzzi.

50:01Keyzie:I don't know that I'm a big fan of jacuzzis. That doesn't surprise me, mate.

50:05Jase:You know what I mean? You should have said you hated them, Keezy, and then Jase would have had the opportunity to like it. Yeah, I actually hate jacuzzis. You're right, Jase.

50:13Keyzie:I like nothing more than a nice jacuzzi in the wintertime, fellas. Hey, go to hodaki.co.uk. And I wouldn't be watching sport. I'd be watching, you know, classic old movies. Filth. Filth? Sure. Cool. Head to hodaki.co.nz. Get yourself in the draw. All thanks to our mates at Trade Tested. Make your deck great with Trade Tested. Ah! Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.

50:54Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's a big show done and dusted this Monday afternoon. Oh, my God. Listen to you. I don't know what's going on, to be honest. Have you tried vaping heaps? I'm vaping less, Keezy. That's the weird thing. Really? Yeah. Oh, well done. But on the podcast outro today, I don't know what we talked about. The normal stuff. Filth, probably. No, there was a bit of filth. There was a bit of filth, actually. In fact, you guys suggested maybe we need to put a disclaimer at the start of it. Oh, there was a sound effect Jace did that was just...

51:23Jase:Oh, it was disgusting. And he was talking about, oh, just don't even listen to it. It's disgusting. Oh, that's right.

51:27Keyzie:We're talking about faces that we make when... Oh, yeah. Here's a clip, but don't listen to it when it comes out at 7.30 tonight.

51:40Keyzie:We're going to have to put a disclaimer on this one, I think. That's disgusting. No, this is standard shit, mate. And also, man, you took it there. I was clean as a whistle.

51:47Jase:Hey, just a post-filth reminder. Don't listen to this in front of your kids. Yeah, totally, man. It's bad parenting. I like it because that little noise there out of context is totally fine. Yes, out of context. It's when it's in context that it's just disgraceful.

52:02Keyzie:Absolutely. Hey, now listen, make sure you check out the podcast because there's a lot going on there. Also, the Instagram, there's, well, I don't know how much is going on today, but if you've never looked at our Instagram, man, there are thousands of golden big show moments. golden big show moments. Yeah, but we can never say, oh, I don't know if there's much going on today. You know, we've always got to be big upping the Instagram. Well, we can say that because I just did. No, I know you can say it, but we shouldn't say it. Right. And I'm going to tell Toddy that you said that. You're such a brown noser, Tizzy.

52:33Keyzie:Oh, what was that? Did you say brown noser? Racism alert. Racism alert. Far out. Unbelievable. It's not racist, man. It's about poos. Is that what it is? Yeah. Oh, because my nose is up. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you got it? Yeah, yeah. Hey, good on you. Make sure you tune in same time, same place. Till tomorrow. See you later. Bye. See you then. Bye.