FULL SHOW: The Big Show Travel Guide

8:39Mike Minogue:How big is the chest, by the way? The Japanese chest. Oh, it's about a metre by a metre. Wow. Yeah. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

8:56Keyzie:Soundgarden there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.27 and we're talking clothes and how long you can wear them for. You know, what's an acceptable time period before you have to wash them? Now, I had a shirt that I was wearing yesterday. I'd only technically worn it for half a day. I looked at it today and went, is it all G for me to wear it today? I decided it was.

9:17Mike Minogue:Yeah, I think with a T-shirt, you have to smell it. Yeah. Because if it smells like BO, you get rid of it. I would rather you had stains all down your shirt, like Moggy often does, than it stank like BO. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I don't think either are good. But yours is fine with your T-shirt because you cover it up with another shirt. Yeah, yeah. And then a hoodie. Yeah, yeah. You know? And then a blazer. So it's like the filth is buried deep. Yeah, exactly. The filth is within. So I'm happy with a T-shirt, like two days, but you've got to sniff it. Yeah, okay. What about three days that it still doesn't stink and it's got no stains on it?

9:49Mike Minogue:Yeah, sure, but you must have been doing nothing in it for three days. What about eight days? Nah, I think two. I'm going to write two days. I think regardless, even if it smells all G on day three, you've got to wash it.

9:58Keyzie:Right, okay. But I don't want to get it. I disagree. I think you can go longer. I don't want to get into a habit of, you know, just on my hands and knees in the laundry, sniffing stuff every day. You know what I mean? Not again. Can we just go, okay, three days without the sniff?

10:12Mike Minogue:I'm not asking you to put all your laundry together and then sniff it. I'm saying pull the shirt out, sniff it. Okay, take it off. Take it off and sniff it. Sniff it. Does it need to go in the laundry? No, or yes. Do you sniff it? I just take it off. I just chuck it in. It's an instinct. Yeah. Yeah, okay. But if it's a half-day situation like you, Jase, I would sniff it and then go oh no that's actually fine boom back in the drawer

10:31Keyzie:because you've also got to take into account I walk fast distances every day so there's a bit of heavy perspiration going on and you've got a general stink about you as well yeah a general stink yeah so I think burn them

10:44Mike Minogue:okay yes good now another one here is undies so a few people have some opinions on this someone's text here saying you change your undies when they make a Velcro sound when you're taking them off

10:55Keyzie:yeah that's good that's how you know when it's time You're taking pubes with you when you remove them. Totally. I just mean just because you're sweating and it's all gross down there. Yeah, we get it. Yeah, yeah.

11:10Mike Minogue:So honestly, undies, once they're off, even once, don't put them back on. Ever? I don't think so. Okay. Undies? Personally. Just buy a new pack, like a five pack of jockeys. No, no, no, no, no, no. So like if you've put your undies on for a few hours and then you've had a shower, I'd put a fresh pair of undies on. Oh, yeah. Oh, would you? Yeah, 100%. So what about, because there's, what about, one for me would be you come home from work, you have a share. Yes. Then you put some undies on. Some freshies. It's only for an hour or so before you go to bed. Undies off. Yes. That's an hour or so. See, if I was in that situation, I wouldn't put undies on.

11:49Mike Minogue:I'd put my home trackies on commando styles. With commandos. Yeah, that's what I'd do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's disgusting. They're disgusting. Well, hang on. What do you mean? That'd be stinky as. Okay, so with undies, once they're off. Because how long do your Reek and Commando trackies last for? Oh, I don't think I've ever washed those. Socks, I think, sniff test. Socks are all about the sniffing.

12:13Keyzie:You've got this weird thing about sniffing laundry, Casey. It's really freaking me out.

12:18Mike Minogue:Do you smell like toe jabs, yes or no? Would you sniff them? See, for me, straighten the wash. Yeah. To be honest, yes. But if you were iffy on them, you bring it right up to your face and then...

12:30Keyzie:Yeah. Then you know. Well, you wouldn't have to bring them too close to your face, Keezy. Why's that? Well, because your snozz is so fucked up.

12:40Mike Minogue:Good stuff, Jason. I'm glad I helped you out here, man. This is good. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

12:47Keyzie:Metallica there on The Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.41. Fellas, we've been running a little something here on the Haraki Big Show around the grand final. The NRL grand final. The Warriors missed out. Yes. So we started talking about, well, given the fact that 25 % of tickets for the grand final were owned by Warriors fans because they predicted that we'd make the final. Yeah. Incorrectly, as it turned out. We suggested that in order to make an impact on the big day there that Warriors fans hold on to their tickets and don't turn up so that 25 % of the stadium would remain empty.

13:23and that was I think a mature approach I agree to a situation none of us wanted well that was certainly my feeling until I watched the second preliminary final over the weekend Newcastle versus Penrith in which Ivan Cleary had his leg broken Nathan Cleary sorry Nathan Cleary a double compound fracture to his lower leg there the greatest player in the game gone for the remainder of the season His team bundled out playing against 12 men. An inspired performance by Newcastle, the Knights who haven't been in the grand final for some 25 years. And Newcastle is a town which is built on backbones. Yes.

14:09It's a mining town. It's a steel town. You know, you get these guys that are going, you know, the vast majority of the workers in that city, they go underneath the town miles and miles and miles below. digging up coal and all sorts of ore and minerals in order to provide a living for their family. So rugby league, it means a lot to them. They've got their local clubs that they belong to. And they've also got the Newcastle Knights. And that team has been going through the doldrums for decades now, from bag coach to bag coach, wooden spoon to wooden spoon. And so we can sort of relate as Warriors fans because we've been going pretty poor as well.

14:50so at the end of that game during that game to watch that team put together the performance they did coming from 7th place to beat the Warriors the week before and then the Penrith Panthers who finished the year on top with just 12 men shows a hell of a lot of guts and to give you an indication of what it meant to people here's a bit of audio from Matty Johns, it cuts him after the game

15:13Keyzie:I don't know what to be honest, I don't know what to say

15:21Keyzie:It was an unbelievable incredible effort in that second half I just feel so happy for all the fans they'd have put up a lot of shit for a lot of years to get back to where they are now So that's Matty Johns Matty Johns was in the last team that won the grand final alongside his brother Andrew Johns and you know watching that it made me emotional and so the idea that I could deprive some kid from Newcastle whose old man works bloody hard week in, week out to not give him an opportunity to get along to a game I think was probably a little bit short-sighted on my part.

16:04Mike Minogue:So you're going to, because you've got a ticket. And looking back on it now, I'm a little bit ashamed of myself I've actually taken that stance. Wow. And so I've got a pair of tickets, and yeah, I'll be obviously making those available to a couple of fans of the Newcastle Knights. You're going to give the tickets away. That's amazing. I won't be giving them away, Keezy. I've got them on the side over there. They're up to 10 grand now. And just the thought of what that money can do for me. I'll work bloody hard.

16:44Mike Minogue:We'll work so hard. You don't work that hard. Jase, are you going to say it?

16:51Keyzie:Say what, man? Kia kaha, Logie.

16:53Mike Minogue:Yeah, kia kaha. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

16:59Keyzie:She had there on the Hauraki Big Show this, what day is it? Tuesday. The time is 4.53. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

17:15Keyzie:Yeah! That's right. Wow! Fellas, fellas, fellas. I don't think I've talked about this, but I've watched the first two episodes of the new season of Slow Horses. Yes. Have I told you about this? It's a new season. Yes. It's got Gary Oldman as the head of a bunch of sort of British spies that have done bad things elsewhere, and now they're in this place called Slow House. Slow House. and they're not allowed to have anything to do with anything but somehow they always seem to find themselves in the middle of every terrorist attack that happens in London which seems to be one every, well certainly one every season so probably one every two months.

17:55It's really good, it's really good. He's very, very funny yet again. He's a real down and out sort of scumbag but it's got, same as last season, it's got a terrible B story in it. A terrible storyline in it which is just completely unbelievable and really annoying. So for that reason, I'm going to give it three. It's still, you've got to watch it, though. It's still the best. It's on Apple TV. It's on Apple TV. You should watch it, Jase. You simply mask. Three and a half pussies out of a possible five pussies. The other seasons, last season was three and a half. The rest of them are five pussies.

18:22Mike Minogue:What's an example of a terrible B story in a famous show? Or is it something that is? It'll be something romantic or, you know. You know what? Well, generally what they'll do is they'll run out of ideas. So generally what they'll do is they'll bring in a kid. Right. So now there's a kid in it. Somebody has a kid or it turns out someone's got a long lost brother. So you bring in this new character. He's real cheeky. Right, okay. And now he's ruining the show that I used to love. Because who's that kid? I've watched six seasons. That kid was never here before. Get him out. Scooby-Doo did it with Scrappy-Doo.

18:51Mike Minogue:Oh, yeah, true. People hate Scrappy-Doo. I hate Scrappy-Doo. And for good reason. Because he always tries to fight everyone. Yeah, come on, come on.

18:58Keyzie:We did try and watch it the other day. But our continuing debacle with Prime Video continues. Isn't it Apple TV? It would be annoying because it's on Apple TV. It is on Apple, but that's through Prime that we get it. And it was like, I was trying to figure it out, and then my wife was like, oh, no, it's under my name. So we went into that. It's a point of sale bloody thing that we're paying. It's like, how is it a point of sale? Isn't it an automatic payment? Where is this account? Scanning codes, all sorts. It was just ridiculous. You're like a spy as well. You're like James Bond with all your codes and all your passwords.

19:37It was infuriating.

19:39Keyzie:It was like, how does this work? But anyway. You're trying to crack codes, but you can't. I continue watching the fourth series of Monster, the Lizzie Borden story, sort of mass murder kind of scenario. I'm always fascinated quite often with these murderous types. It all starts with a very illicit relationship where the person is coerced into, Oh, look. You know what would be good? You know what would be good? Bit of killing. Because they're really rich. Yeah. And if they're not here anymore, you would inherit$200 ,000. So why don't, you know, that sort of stuff. That's why they've got it in the Ten Commandments, Jase, that you should.

20:19I think it might be, definitely in the top ten commandments, it might be seven or eight. Don't, never covet thy neighbour's ass. Yeah, yeah. Don't covet it, Keezy. Because this is the sort of thing that happens.

20:32Mike Minogue:Sorry, isn't it, don't covet thy wife? Wouldn't it just be thou shalt not kill? No, no, those neighbours' ass. Yeah. Have you not heard that before, Kesey? I'm not big on religion. We probably should need to go through the Ten Commandments of New Kesey because I worry about you. Because I could see you standing there. Coverting my neighbour's ass. Coverting your neighbour's ass there. My neighbour is a 75-year-old Singaporean man. Yeah. You're shocking, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:58Keyzie:It's not good.

20:59Mike Minogue:And I'm not joking.

21:01Keyzie:Well, I've been to your house, of course, but you didn't. You've seen him. He's caked up. You've got lots of neighbours all over the shop.

21:07Mike Minogue:Yeah, yeah, I know.

21:08Keyzie:It's really built up around there. You live in an apartment in town, right?

21:11Mike Minogue:For Christ's sake. The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.

21:21Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive bank bones. Hope you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon. You are, in fact, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

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21:37Keyzie:Yeah, great stuff. I tell you what, actually, got a bit nostalgic there for a while, fellas, with old Bryn. I miss Bryn not coming into the studio with us. You really love him, eh? Oh, he's...

21:48Mike Minogue:You talking about Bryn Rudkin, the newsreader who did breakfast with us? Yeah, yeah.

21:52Keyzie:Oh, he's a sweet young fella, isn't he? He's a very kind young man. I don't know if he's kind. He might be an a-hole.

21:59Mike Minogue:He's a massive a-hole. Is he really? 100 % Bryn Rudkin. Oh. Shocking bastard. Oh, wow. So he's one of those baby face assassins. You know what I mean? Assassins. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:09Keyzie:So he creates this image. Ass ass ins. And it's all a facade, is that what you're saying? Massively.

22:14Mike Minogue:Okay, yeah. But you can poke holes in it pretty easily. Right, okay.

22:17Keyzie:You find out his private life is actually a bit of a shambles. Yeah, I mean, I don't judge people for that, Keezy. You should. You know what I mean? You should. He was nothing but a professional when he came in the studio with us. Oh, there were some moments there. Oh, well, I guess so. Actually, now that I think about it. He slapped Pugs on. Yeah, that's true. God, he did too. Hey, I tell you what, coming up, we've got a bit of travel chat, because as Mogi alluded to earlier, old Keezy and Hoardy J going away for a couple of weeks.

22:44Mike Minogue:Next week onwards. Yeah, man. I'm going to Japan. Jase, you're going to Aussie. Yeah. Bert and Ernie. Bert and Ernie. Yeah. And I thought it would be interesting if we compare our travel styles. Yeah, sure. You know what I mean? because there's a lot of admin that goes into planning a trip and I have a feeling we've got different approaches.

23:01Keyzie:Yeah.

23:02Mike Minogue:Well, you're very, very anal, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. What? Very. No, I'm chill. Whatever goes, man. I'm happy with... Have you got a window like a couple of hours each day over in Japan to have fun? Not on the first day.

23:21Keyzie:Here's red hot chili peppers.

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23:28Keyzie:Gage the elephant there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, the time is 5.13 Now obviously Keezy and I are going to be away for a couple of weeks starting next week, Moggy Since when? Did you not know that? Well it's good that you know now I guess

23:46Mike Minogue:Yeah, we were going to tell you tomorrow Oh were we? Yeah, yeah, yeah Alright, great That's alright, where are you going? Where are you going, Kesey? I'm going to Japan. Oh. Hoity J's going to Australia. Yeah. Again. He loves it.

24:00Keyzie:Wow. We're doing a roadie this time, which I'm very excited about. Mind you, with the price of petrol, what were we thinking? Am I right? It's good over there. I've done quite a few roadies in Australia, Jase. You're going to love it because the roads are just dead straight for about 1 ,000 k's. Yeah, so I hear. I might tell you who's really going to love it, my 18-year-old daughter. Yeah. It's going to be good. Back there. Hey, but good news. Good news because, you know, I can be a little bit chaotic when it comes to sort of travel and that sort of stuff. It's all kind of new to me. I haven't done a lot of travel.

24:33Keyzie:But you'll be proud of me. I sorted my eSIM card last night.

24:37Mike Minogue:Yeah, right. So eSIM card. Yeah, yeah. So an eSIM, if you don't know, is instead of putting a SIM card into your phone, you get a digital version. And then as soon as you land, you can just flick a little switch there in your phone. You toggle. You toggle it on. Boom. and you've got data in whichever country you're in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've got it. It's on your phone all set up. Yeah.

24:57Keyzie:Well, no, I've got to – this is the one thing I'm nervous about because apparently they've got to send a chip up from Wellington. Yeah. Wait a second. Hang on. And I'm going on Sunday, so hopefully, Mogi. Yeah. You'd think in this day and age, wouldn't you, with the technology that we have that would be available in Auckland, I could just go and pick the chip up. Yeah. No, totally.

25:16Mike Minogue:So, Jase, they're shipping you an eSIM.

25:20Keyzie:Yes. Well, courier. So I'm just hoping that - Not by ship. From courier. You can't sail. I suppose you could sail down the coast there, but that would take forever.

25:29Mike Minogue:Wait, so it's coming from courier?

25:30Keyzie:No, it's been couriered. Right. From Wellington up to -

25:35Mike Minogue:Right, just because the whole point of an eSIM is that it's digital. You don't actually need to ship anything.

25:40Keyzie:Oh, it totally will be once I plug it into my phone.

25:44Mike Minogue:Right. I've got my eSIM set up as well. $80 for two weeks worth of data over there. I think 20 gigs. How much? That's pretty good. 80 bucks for 20 gigs. That's about right. 80 bucks? How much did you pay? Well, 750. 750.

25:59Keyzie:Yeah, for five days, unlimited data. Unlimited data? Yeah.

26:02Mike Minogue:How long are you going for? Is that bad? Is it 750? Yeah, but you got it for five days. How long are you going for?

26:07Keyzie:11. And how much was shipping? Well, the shipping's about 180. Which, again, you'd go, well, hang on. Yeah. Surely. I mean, it's only a tiny little chip that you poke into your phone. Is it just my imagination or is an ESA meant to be – it's not physical at all. No, it's digital. It's just a digital – Yeah, so I don't know what they're shipping you, Jase. Yeah, yeah.

26:30Mike Minogue:You know what they'll do? They'll be shipping you a QR code. Oh, yes. And then you'll scan that and then that'll put it on your phone.

26:35Keyzie:I don't know if I can scan QR code. But okay, yeah. Well, they'll probably sell you – the same company will probably sell you one of those QR code scanners. You just plug it into your phone and then scan it. Well, funny you should say that. I loaded one of those bastards up last night.

26:49Mike Minogue:How good? How much was that?

26:52Keyzie:125.

26:55Mike Minogue:The other good thing too, I'm glad to hear you got your data sorted, is that Aussie and Japan both, you don't need a visa or anything. You don't? No, Aussie definitely doesn't need a visa.

27:05Keyzie:Well, what was I paying for then? How much was it? It was 480 for three of us. Well, that's not bad. Yeah, that's what I thought. I thought bloody hell.

27:17Mike Minogue:What were you comparing it to? But a day.

27:19Keyzie:Per day. Yeah. For an Australian visa. Yeah, but for three of us. Yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not cheap, the old travel, eh, fellas? I'll tell you what, you're better off staying home sometimes. I've got to be honest with you, there's times I did think that.

27:36Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

27:42Keyzie:The darkness there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, 25 minutes past five o 'clock.

27:50Mike Minogue:We're talking holidays, fellas, and this morning I got a WhatsApp message from one of my hotels that I've booked during my time in Japan. So for this particular hotel, I used a Japanese version of booking.com, right? Because they had better deals on hotels in the area. That makes sense. So I was like, oh. Because they've probably got the contacts. They've got the contacts. They've got people on the ground. Yes. They're like, I'll look after you, Casey. That's right. So this particular hotel was like, I think it was double the price on booking or something like that. Through this Japanese app, which is a very, like I checked everything.

28:29Mike Minogue:It was, I think it was like half price almost. Wow. That's a hell of a saving. It's 50 % saving almost. It gets up to 50%.

28:37Keyzie:You see, in that scenario, fellas, I'd immediately be wary. I don't think you would be. I think you would be a sucker. Well, no, but no, I wouldn't because this isn't the scam. This isn't the scam.

28:51Mike Minogue:Oh, okay. This is not the scam. This is a genuine booking platform that had a special deal on to encourage visitors to come to Japan during this certain time of year. And so I was like, oh, sweet. Yeah, 100 % did that. It's great. Really nice hotel. Best hotel of the trip, actually. I got a message this morning on WhatsApp being like, Hey, like fully legit. It looks full-blown, fully as legit as. Full-blown. Okay, it says, Hello, here are the details of your booking, name of the property, your arrival date, your departure date, your booking reference, action required. Please review and validate your booking using the link below.

29:27Mike Minogue:No payment will be charged and any temporary authorization is immediately released. You will then pay at the property. Sure. Well, that sounds like there's no red flags because they're saying there's no payment details, right? No, no. It says, then you follow the link there, and it says, please complete within 24 hours. Otherwise, the room may be made available to other guests. And it says, thank you, the full name of the hotel. Yeah. And I was just like, I went into it, and then it sends you to a booking.com page, a legit one. And then it's like, and then the reason, the sort of thing that pricked my ears up and my eyes was the price was wrong.

30:01Mike Minogue:It was too much. and I was like hang on what happened to my little juicy discount there so I messaged him back being like no the price is wrong didn't hear back for ages and then I sort of copied the link put it into private browsing mode oh yeah yeah yeah on my phone there um and then it came up it's like this this website is untrusted blah blah blah so I did some like snooping around some googling and it's like uh there's a whole like reddit discussion on lookout for they'll uh there was a few data breaches of quite a few places. And this booking company was one of them. And I think it's happened to Booking.com and a few others as well.

30:34Mike Minogue:And they had access to all the details of my trip.

30:37Keyzie:That's a great scam. We should get into that, Jay. Yeah. Well, you see, I'm just thinking, I'm looking through it and thinking about it, Keezy. In that situation, what would Horty Jay do? You know, they come back and it's like, oh, hang on, that's a bit more than actually what the deal was. I'd be inclined to pay it. To be honest, yes. Because then I'd be like, oh, it's obviously legit because they're charging me more. Yeah, that's right. If Jason knows he's getting done, he's in.

31:03Mike Minogue:So you know it's legit when you're paying. When he's getting ripped. It's legit. Yes.

31:08Keyzie:Well, this is the thing I've found because, you know, we've booked a lot of places through Airbnb. Yes. You know, and a lot of the time it's for two nights, right? But they insist that apparently it's the policy that you have to pay for 10 nights and then they refund you the eight nights that you're not there. And I was like, well, you know, that annoys me, to be fair. I mean, I'll pay it, obviously.

31:33Mike Minogue:I've never ever come across that, and I've come across a lot while travelling, and I've never come across that. Yeah. For Air D &B?

31:46What?

31:47Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

31:53Keyzie:Blink 182 there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.37. Now, we've teamed up with our mates at Emerson's, haven't we, fellas? And we need you to name our beer. I think I'll have myself a beer.

32:11Mike Minogue:The Radio Hauraki Big Show. Name our beer. That's right, fellas. The brand new beer is a tropical hazy IPA. It's to celebrate the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival. Yeah, man. Emerson's, of course, always there. The big show involved as well the last few years. Will we be down there again? Oh, will we? Probs. So far, a lot of suggestions have come through on 3483. That's in the name of this beer. Every text in the drawer for an Emerson's hoodie. We've got a whole heap of them. I've been looking forward to this, man. I've been looking forward to this because every day we get new names that have been texted through 3483, and there's some belters in there.

32:46Always.

32:47Mike Minogue:Without fail. Without fail. Before you read some text and keep them coming, 3483 if you'd like an Emerson's hoodie, let's go to the lines there.

32:53Keyzie:G'day, Liam, you mad bastard. How's life?

32:56Mike Minogue:Oh, good evening, fellas. Going good. Yeah, good evening, mate.

32:58Keyzie:Hey, tell me, Liam, what do you do for a crust? I'm a baker.

33:02Mike Minogue:Oh, a baker. Bake bone. What time are you getting up in the morning there, sicko? Oh, three, but as of this week, it feels like two. Oh, yeah, it would do, man. Bloody bastard.

33:13Keyzie:It would. What's your specialty there, Liam? Is there anything that stands out from the pack?

33:20Mike Minogue:Yeah, still making pies and doughnuts. Oh, of course. Oh, mate. Yeah, yes. What's your favourite doughnuts, okay? Oh, probably just a classic Nutella or something like that. Yeah, man. Who? Nutella. Classic Nutella. Inside a doughnut. It's pretty standing. Never heard of that. Never heard of that. When was the last time? How long have you guys known about that? You haven't told me that. Oh, no, we got a press release the other day about it. Everyone's in on it Hey Liam What would you like to name our beer man? I had a couple The Big Spring Kegger Big Spring Kegger Right Yes Or Six out of ten Oh Six out of ten Ah Six out of ten I like that Yeah that's not bad That's pretty good man That's actually not bad man That is Actually not bad Hey Well look We've had some We've had some Some absolute Absolute rippers across the desk Haven't we So that one there, it's all the praise I can give you, man, to say I don't hate it.

34:17Boom. There you go.

34:20Mike Minogue:Rumour has it that's what Mogi said on his wedding day. Right. Hey, Liam, what time are you going to bed at night? Just whenever I fall asleep, Jase. What time are you normally fall asleep, man? Anywhere between maybe 5 and 10. Yeah. Wow. He's in bed right now listening to us. Have you got your jammies on, Liam? No, not yet. Yeah, good on you, backbone. Do you like baking brownies? Yeah, brownie cookie. This is good stuff. Hey, Liam, we've talked to you for approximately three minutes, mate. Congrats. We're going to give you an Emerson's hoodie, all right? How does that sound? Thanks, fellas. What a fail, sir.

35:00Mike Minogue:No worries. Yeah, it's an absolute ripper. Do you want me to read some texts there, fellas? Yeah, go on, then, Keezy. Hard on Hazy Sorry what? Oh is this the names? Yes Yeah yeah yeah Hazy Hoor It's a Hazy Hoor I like that Yeah not bad That's good This one from yesterday Hoppy birthday honker It's sort of a birthday message for you honker And also Also Because that's good in your name Yeah cool Tony's Tonic Beer Wounder Wiz Froth Pot hot suck de booze, Hoda Keezy, Steamer, the Rogue Stallion. The Rogue Stallion. Son of a beard.

35:46Keyzie:Now what was Liam's one? Six.

35:48Mike Minogue:Six out of ten. Six out of ten.

35:49Keyzie:Out of ten, yeah.

35:50Mike Minogue:Keep those six coming, 3483 if you'd like to win yourself an Emerson's hoodie. Tomorrow's your last day.

35:56Keyzie:Tish, tish, tish, tish, tish. Here's the Linkin Park.

36:00Mike Minogue:The Hoda Keezy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

36:06Keyzie:Jane's Addiction there on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.48. And fellas, just between the three of us, I had a bit of an odd experience over the weekend. You know how it is sometimes when you meet your workmates outside of the workplace? It's a bit weird. Yeah, I don't like it. A bit awkward. Yeah, it's kind of odd. But anyway, you'll recall the fact probably that old Pugsan has been house-sitting for my father-in-law. It's a weird set-up.

36:34Mike Minogue:Very weird. Yeah. If I was a listener right now, I'd be like, what? How does that happen? I didn't recall that. I can understand how it's sitting for you or, you know, your father-in-law. Like, what is the connection there?

36:44Keyzie:Well, he's actually met my father-in-law before, and my father-in-law was taken with Pugsan and his lovely partner too and thought they were lovely people, and they're going overseas for a long time. So they went, how would Pugsan be looking after the joint? I said, he's a very responsible guy. I guess the curious thing about it from my point of view is given the age of your father-in-law, sure he's got dozens of people that make more sense than pugs. Yeah, it was weird. But anyway, so I messaged him on Sunday morning. Who, pugs? Pugs, because we borrowed some of my father-in-law's deck chairs for our come-dine-with-me experience.

37:24Mike Minogue:Oh, I didn't know that. You're not allowed to do that. I'm going to have to mark you down.

37:28Keyzie:And anyway, I texted pugs at about 10 in the morning, and I said, hey, mate, hope you're all good. listen, my wife and I, we've just got to drop a few debt chairs off at my father-in-law's place just to return them. That was months ago. And he went, oh, okay. And then there was like a 10-minute gap between sort of, and I went, is that all G? And he went, yeah, what time you thinking? And I went, oh, you know, probably about half an hour or so. Right, so 10.30ish. Yeah, so I'm getting kind of weird vibes already. I said about half an hour and he went, oh.

38:06Mike Minogue:But he's pretty kooky anyway.

38:08Keyzie:Yeah, he is a bit kooky.

38:09Mike Minogue:I get bad vibes most times. Yeah, yeah.

38:11Keyzie:And it was like, yeah, okay, man. I said, look, we don't have to come inside, man. We don't have to have coffee or anything. He's like, oh, no, that's all G. Yeah, knowing him, he'd want you to come inside. And so I turn up there and I kid you not, it's 10.30 in the morning. and we're grabbing these chairs up to the deck there. Old Pug-san comes out the slider in his lava lava. And I'm like, oh, g'day, Pug-san. And, you know, he had the beard hair. The beard hair? No, the beard hair. Oh, beard hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, how you going, mate? Oh, yeah, yeah. And I could hear this sort of chair.

38:46Keyzie:So he was just in a lava lava shirtless? Yeah, shirtless, just in a lava lava. And I could hear this sort of jazzy music in the background. I was like, oh, sort of craned around and had a little look there. And there was about 20 or 25 people in the joint. And I was like, oh, you're having a bit of a party or something, mate? He was like, no, no, no, no, just got some friends over. Wow. And he said, do you want to come in? And I went, oh, no, it's all a bit weird, actually. Yeah, a lot of people. What were they wearing? Well, this was the thing. It had, like, pool party vibes.

39:21Mike Minogue:Does he have a pool?

39:22Keyzie:No, there's no pool. There's like a goldfish pond. And everyone was wearing just sort of lava. It was very. Hmm. They were all wearing lava, lavas. Well, you know, just to be honest, a lot of them weren't wearing much. They were just sort of lounging around on the couches and stuff. And, you know. Were there any sarongs? Were they wearing sarongs? Or were they specifically lava, lava? No, I'll tell you what there was, though. There was one guy wearing like a sumo pants. You know, the sumo. Like the G-banger thing. Yeah, like a G-bagger thing, but it was. Was he a big unit? Oh, no, he was only a little fella, but it really puffed him out a bit.

40:01Keyzie:A lot of topless guys there, I've got to say. Right, okay. And I was like, oh, a bit of a party. Any females there? Oh, yeah, there were quite a few women there as well. Right, okay. It was just very, very weird. Did it give you, what's the guts? Is it making you feel a bit crook? Yeah, ick. Yeah, it gave you the ick? It gave me the ick a little bit, you know what I mean? But I was like, anyway, do you mind if we grab a couple of tangellos off the tree? Tangellos? And he was like, oh, yeah, no, fill your boots, mate, fill your boots. He said fill your boots. Yeah, he said fill your boots. You always say that.

40:35Keyzie:Yeah. That's a good one, you pugs. And then as I was walking off, he gave me the old...

40:43Mike Minogue:Really? He winked at you? Yeah, the noise that you make?

40:45Keyzie:And then he said, hey, Hoodie J. This is just between me and you, right?

40:50Mike Minogue:Did he say mum's the word?

40:51Keyzie:Well, no, he just went...

40:52Mike Minogue:Oh, okay. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

41:01Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday night is absolutely going off. The time is nearly bang on 6 o 'clock and you are listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

41:11Mike Minogue:Crave-worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger. Crave-worthy.

41:19Keyzie:Good stuff. Hey, Mogey, what did you have for Dindin's last night? Tacos Oh, tacos A little cheesy tacos With beans Melted cheese on that one there, Keezy A pickled red onion Which I'm a big fan of With a little bit of radicchio Yes As well What's that, radish? Yeah And a little bit of avo A little bit of this, a little bit of that It was bloody nice Is avo avocado? It stands for avocado I guess you would call it Abbreviation Abbreviation Yeah Ah yeah And I ate two of them While standing in the kitchen Talking to my wife About my day Yeah nice And then I was in bed You'll be keen to know this It's about 7.30 Wow I was done

42:08Mike Minogue:So you went straight home Ate your tacos Boom straight to bed

42:10Keyzie:Straight to bed yeah Because usually you need to do a bit of a After you've been chowing down I need to Do a bit of a You know What's that Steamer

42:23Keyzie:No I mean I mean I did Oh yeah good But I went to bed first Oh then you went to bed yeah What's for dinner tonight At your place Keezy My wife What what's funny The thing that just Popped into my head was I felt like I could read Jase's mind And what Jase was thinking was Some kind of abomination That is so true

42:45Mike Minogue:Every night Last night I was supposed to get a homemade pie out of the freezer. Oh, no. You've done it again. But I forgot. So we're having that tonight, and my wife got it out of the freezer this morning. So she's had to do it. She's made a point of getting it out. Yeah, I bet she has. At every bite, she'll make a point of it. Yeah. So on the bright side, we're having homemade pie, which is delicious. I love it. Yeah. Homemade? Yeah. By you? Nah, my wife's mum, my mother-in-law. Yeah. She made it. She had leftover... Is she good at that sort of thing? Very good. She had leftover chili con can, Put a wee bit of cheese, you know, flaky puff pastry on the top.

43:21Keyzie:Oh, a bit of chili con. How do you get that up from Christchurch?

43:26Mike Minogue:Well, I put it in a – it's frozen, and I put it in my bag, and then I put the bag on a plane, and then I hop on the plane as well. That's smart. Every time I fly up, my carry-on – so I check in a bag, my carry-on is full of frozen soup and pie and cheese rolls and stuff. I've never heard of that. That's good stuff. What are you having tonight, Jason?

43:45Keyzie:A kind of abomination? Well, just on that front, actually, my wife got out some two very heavy chicken breasts from the freezer, and they're big bastards, and it's like there's no way that's going to defrost in time for dinner. When you see the large breasts of a now-deceased chicken, Jase, do you ever think to yourself, when they're really big like that, what size, you know, do you try and imagine the chicken that it's come off of? I do. Yes, I do. You think, jeez, that must have been a big bastard. Yeah, I visualised the chicken that the breasts came off. Because you can't imagine them not toppling over.

44:21Keyzie:Yeah, well, that's right. Toppling over. Well, I just imagine a heavy chest. A heavy. So I don't know actually what the plan was with those frozen chicken breasts, but I guess I'll find out.

44:31Mike Minogue:So do you feel like you're doing the chicken a favour by eating the buzzies off the front of it? Because it would have been a pretty tough existence. No, I just think it's an interesting... Because sometimes, yeah, honestly, you do. You see a chicken breast and you think to yourself, You say, Jesus. That is a big bastard.

44:50Keyzie:Hey, What's for Teen New Zealand, by the way, text us on 3483. Oh, my God, we completely forgot.

44:55Mike Minogue:3483, you can get re-burger vouchers. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.

45:04Keyzie:Filter there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is 6.11, which means... Oh, yeah, hey, guys.

45:10Mike Minogue:Text here from Steve. What's for Teen New Zealand with me Casey Genuine accident I know I used to cut you off but it was a genuine accident Jason I apologise I'm not sorry I apologise Hey fellas someone's obviously heard about What's for Teen New Zealand because they've come on board and asked me to read out a sponsor's message That's pretty exciting It's an exciting development for a heritage segment on our show So, Bakers are currently looking for the number one sausage roll in New Zealand. All right. They're going to be judging it 1st of October. Winners will be announced on Hauraki. 2nd of October, one Saucy Roll is about to become a Kiwi legend.

45:55Mike Minogue:Which one? We don't know. But to celebrate, if you'd like to win a sausage roll workplace shout from Hauraki for your workplace, text the word ROLL with your name and workplace address to 3483 and get yourself on the roll. 3483. That's the one. Hey, lots of texts coming in, guys, for what's on the dinner. G'day, fellas. Jimbo here. Oh, I know a guy called Jimbo. Same. Yeah. Cool. G'day, guys. Jimbo here from Gore. I'm a mate of Jase and Mike's. That's right. Yeah. It's all Jimbo. That's what we just said. I'm having home kill mutton stew. Does he say anything else? It's good eating. Yeah, I'm not sure it is.

46:38Mike Minogue:I don't think it is either. Well, the thing, I guess if you made it a stew and you had all the accoutrement. Aye. A bit of red wine in there, Keezy. A little bit of vermouth. A little bit of tequila. A glazed cherry. What? On top. I'm thinking you'd have to drink all of that before you ate mutton stew. Oh, in order to get down.

46:59Keyzie:I think the only way forward with your mutton is... Even the word. I know. I know. Is a stew. Oh, Jimbo, I'm picking it's not going to be a flash stew. You know what it'll be? It'll be the meat and some water. Yeah. You're a shocking bastard, Jimbo. You always have been, man.

47:21Mike Minogue:Hey, thanks for your text, Jimbo. G'day, fellas. Alan here. Partridge. Partridge. Alan Partridge. I made some croissants today, and then we're having them as vessels for bacon for dinner. A bacon croissant. That sounds delicious. For dinner. But it's a bit of tomato sauce in there. Bacon. Beautiful. Oh, come on, man.

47:45Keyzie:They're homemade croissant.

47:47Mike Minogue:You don't squirt tomato sauce all over it. Jason, you put tomato sauce on a butter chicken pie. He's got you there, man. He's done you. I've absolutely done you. G'day there, fellas. Leighton here. Kill it. Smith. Oh. Eggs on toast. No. Nah. Nah, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, Jizz, but that's the sort of thing that you might have if you're feeling a little bit rich when you're in your dull days, but there's a sadness to it, an egg on toast. Start the day with it, sure. Yeah, end the day with a couple of eggs.

48:26Keyzie:Well, I've got to disagree with you on this one, Jizz. But how are you having them then? Well, a couple of poached eggs on toast for dinner sometimes, something simple, easy, squirt of tamati, sauce on there, some cracked pepper, bit of lemon zest. Aioli. Good stuff.

48:44Mike Minogue:G'day fellas. Kevin here. Bacon. Oh yum. Yeah yum in a croissant with tamati sauce. G'day guys. Kevin Bacon here. Sausages and chicken skewers, nothing else. So I'm picturing a packet of supermarket sausage and a pack of supermarket chicken kebabs. Yeah. That's probably what it is because I don't know it sounds like he's alone. Yes. It has been for a while. Yes. And so I don't know why you'd make a chicken skewer for yourself. It must have come as a skewer.

49:18Keyzie:I'm suspecting, though, he hasn't or she mentioned it. Oh, it's a dude. It's a dude. It's a dude, yeah. You know, no sort of bread or anything like that because of that kind of action. It's just meat. Just meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And no, like, he's just grabbing the sausage by the throat, you know. He's never got a knife and fork. No, he's a bit of tamati sauce. A bit of aioli. A bit of what? Aioli.

49:45Mike Minogue:One last one here, fellas, just because we're on a roll. Mince and cheese. Oh, the music stopped. Oh, I better turn it off. Shut it down. The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.

50:00Keyzie:Queens of the Stone Age there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is 6.24.

50:07Mike Minogue:Fellas, we've got a competition running, right, where you can win two and a half grand's worth of stuff from trade tests to spruce up your deck, your backyard.

50:13Keyzie:It's life-changing.

50:14Mike Minogue:Is it a competition? Well, it is because every Friday we've been giving away two and a half grand's worth of stuff. Right, yeah. And you've also, when you take into account, what constitutes a competition, Jase? That's probably what you've got to ask yourself. You've got to be in to win. Yes. That's the first thing. I'm not writing it down. No, you don't need to. Okay. Everybody knows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you've got to be in to win, And this is the case, right? So people are entering, and then you draw a name. That's right. And so they've been in to win, and then they're winning. And then they're winning.

50:42And then there's the other defining thing is mostly a competition that consists of a litany of losers. That's right. It's mostly losers at competition.

50:51Mike Minogue:And I'd like to touch on them today because on Friday, we will be calling someone, giving away two and a half grand worth of stuff, right? Yes. Outdoor stuff, your barbecues, your deck chairs, billions of different things. Your stand-up paddles. Yeah, stand-up paddle board for some reason. they've got everything. So go to tradetester.co.nz put together a shopping list worth two and a half grand, no more screenshot it, upload it at hodaki.co.nz. That's how you enter. The competition is called Big Deck Energy. Now I have got a list of everyone who's entered so far and I'm just going through and looking at the screenshots So this person here has put a four seater with ottoman outdoor sofa set They love those.

51:27It's very popular There was another one that was$13.99 yesterday. It's different to that one I think.

51:32Mike Minogue:That's right. This one's slightly bigger and it has the bonus ottoman. Yeah. What's another name for an ottoman? No, I don't know if there is. Classica Fibrestone Planter. Black, 119 litres. Of what? A planter. It's a planter, a big pot. Litres. Litres, yeah. $537. It's a biggie. And then they've also added a single chair to go with their sort of ottoman set there. Oh, yeah. $2 ,735. No. No, you're out of the draw. What does that mean there? You're disqualified. Yes, you're disqualified. That's another sign you're in a competition because you've been disqualified. That's right. So I see that and I go like this.

52:13Mike Minogue:Yeah. Can you name and shame? No. No, I can't because I can't remember who it was, but I've just got a picture here. Oh, yes. Okay, then you've got this bloody, this person here. This goose. They've gone$1 ,958. They've gone for the Panama Outdoor Hanging Egg Chair. Everybody wants one of those.

52:33Keyzie:Do they? Okay.

52:37Mike Minogue:Outdoor beanbag lounger, canvas in coal color. That's$300, big outdoor beanbag lounger. Really nice. Really nice. They've got the outdoor umbrella, 2.2 meters, black and white stripes. It pivots slightly so you can adjust it for wherever the sun is. You know the ones? $2 ,506. Oh, that was so close. Boom, you're out of the comm. You know what I mean? And then you've got this person here who's got a new ion battery, a planter box, a whole three-piece sort of outdoor kit, a flagpole and a barbecue, adding up to$2 ,475.

53:14Keyzie:You see, there you go. He's nailed it. He's nailed it. You think that guy actually wants a flagpole? How much is a flagpole? $129. Exactly. He doesn't want that. He's chucked it in so he can get as close as he can to the$2 ,500. Yes, that's right. That's not the first thing he put in his basket. or he might

53:29Mike Minogue:maybe he just desperately wants a flagpole but if you want to enter this Friday as your last chance tradetester.co.nz put together a shopping list worth 2 ,500 bucks upload it at hauraki.co.nz slash bigdeckenery good stuff mate The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki

54:03Keyzie:Doosh the show. Sorry. Well, that's the end of the show for your Tuesday night. Thank you. In the disclaimer podcast, what did we talk about? Oh, we talked about summer shoes. We certainly did, Jase. Well, we started the show off and you just went in attack mode on old Keezy there. It was good stuff.

54:26Mike Minogue:Yeah, now I'm feeling volnies. Oh yeah right Nah The podcast The disclaimer podcast It's bonus content It comes out at 7.30 tonight And here is a clip of Us talking about Jason's boots Can you please wear them tomorrow With your paisley shirt

54:42Keyzie:And my direwolf shirt

54:43Mike Minogue:And Mogi's gonna wear his direwolf shirt And Pugs is just gonna wear What he's wearing now

54:47Keyzie:Well I'm filming tomorrow So I might Oh yeah I don't wanna go on set Looking like an absolute F***wit

54:59Mike Minogue:It's good stuff comes out

55:00Keyzie:It's 7.30 fellas Yeah good stuff Speaking of which What's your plan tonight Moggy Ah great question Jace I'll be going home And yeah Probably doing a little bit of work Yeah okay I've had a night off So that'll do me But I wouldn't mind watching something Do you know what's out Mobland's out Right okay The latest season of Mobland's out So I might get a couple of those in me Is that the Brosnan one That's it Yeah okay And Helen Mirren? That's it. Yeah, gotcha. What's that on? I think it might be on your Disney. Okay, I got Disney. Yeah, not Netflix. Okay, Disney. What about you, Keezy? What's going on in the Keezy household tonight?

55:38Mike Minogue:My wife and I will have homemade pie, and then I might go for a walk around the block if it's still light out, just out with the digestion there. Why haven't you... Excuse me. Huh? Oh, that was rude. Yeah. Why haven't you a digestion in the winter months when there's no light? It's shocking. You don't go for a walk. Yeah, I just like throw, I wake up in the middle of the night and I've just thrown up in the bed. So I have to, it's terrible. And then I'll put my wife to bed and play PlayStation and have a little glass of port there. What are you doing tonight, Jase?

56:04Keyzie:Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh. Tonight, well, it's funny, you know, because you'll recall, of course, yesterday was my birthday. Yeah. So we were up all night last night. Oh, yeah, you were, man. Just having a good old party there. You and your wife. It's always, you know, it's like the opening night of a show, really, isn't it? You go hard out. And the second night, there's always a bit of a drop-off. What was the Christmas? A natural drop-off. What was the Christmas? The birthday dinner. Did we go through that? It was spicy chicken fried rice and spicy dumplings. That's pretty good.

56:42Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good.

56:43Keyzie:Don't go wrong. So, yeah, look, as I say, you know, I think it's going to have to be a quiet one tonight. Though, you know, who knows? Because, I mean, the reality is we live right in the heart of the city. And often my wife and I will be tempted after Dindins to go and have some, you know, some frozen yogurt or something like that. She'd probably want to get out on her own, wouldn't she? Just get a bit of a break. Oh, no, she wants me on her arm for sure. Because you clint her arm like a little koala, eh? And, you know, that's the beauty of... See you tomorrow at 4. Bye.