In short
A “Full Show” episode of The Hauraki Big Show (Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, Keezy) while two hosts are away in Europe. Segments include: listener complaints about “Big Show Stings” (sirens/foghorns) and a binding poll; TAB Big Bet with two weekend wagers; “What’s on the telly” reviews; the Friday “Throbber” music game themed “Loneliness”; giveaways for Warriors vs Titans; and banter about a vibrating “ball pouch”/“testicle pouch” previously in-studio.
Guests
Big Dilly (TAB’s resident betting guy; from Studio B). Also callers: Garth, Matt, Gabe, Luke, Doug, Ross, Van, plus others texting/voting.
Key claims
Stings are “the foundation” of the show; poll result was 96% “Yes” to keep them. TAB bet: Warriors vs Titans (Lekka Halasima anytime try-score $2.50) or Oscar Piastri to win Belgian Grand Prix with fastest lap ($6); caller chose Piastri. Ozzy Osbourne’s absence is noted regarding Black Sabbath song vocals.
Notable examples
Film Fingernails (Riz Ahmed; Jessie Buckley; “nail-pulling” tech premise); Sopranos episode about Meadow college tour; Throbber songs: Fred again & Baby Keem “Leave Me Alone,” Black Sabbath “Lonely Is the Word,” Linkin Park “By Myself.”
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOStudio Vibe and Absence
0:45 to 3:00
Discussion about the unusual vibe in the studio with absent hosts.
“at the moment because, of course, I usually look across at the Stallion Mogi.”
Shout Outs and Tune Ins
3:00 to 4:05
Listeners are encouraged to send in shout-outs for 'Froud Out Shy Days'.
“And I can tell you already, actually, Pugs, he's hitting the piss big time.”
Listener Feedback on Stings
4:05 to 6:15
Sharing and discussing a listener's complaint about show stings.
“Hey, now listen, the fellas have only been gone for a short period of time and already the slings and arrows have been pointed at old Hoity J and Pugsun.”
Big Poll on Stings
6:15 to 7:25
Introduction of a poll regarding whether to keep the stings.
“The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.”
Big Show Big Bet Introduction
7:25 to 9:20
Transitioning to the betting segment with TAB and introducing a caller.
“The fellas are off over in Europe in the summer, you know, hitting the booze responsibly.”
Betting Discussion with Caller
9:20 to 14:01
Discussion of betting options with listener Garth and his chosen bet.
“Just on that, someone said I think the show should be exclusively stings and Foghorns and What's on the Dinner with Me, Keezy.”
Film Discussion: Fingernails
14:01 to 15:10
Learn about the film Fingernails and its controversial premise.
“What are we going to do about that sting?”
The Sopranos: A Hooking Episode
15:10 to 16:28
Discover the compelling episode of The Sopranos that draws viewers in.
“Which was really disappointing because my wife and I had fully invested in it because we liked the cast.”
Friday Throbber Introduction
16:28 to 17:06
Get introduced to the Friday Throbber segment and its significance.
“Now, listen, it is a Friday, of course, and a few people have texted, and are you still doing the thrubber, fellas?”
Big Dilly and the Throbber Theme
17:06 to 18:18
Meet Big Dilly and discuss the theme of loneliness for the throbber.
“Hope your Friday afternoon's going along tickety-boo.”
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Song Selections for Loneliness
18:18 to 19:28
Hear the song choices reflecting the theme of loneliness from the hosts.
“I know you accused me of picking a Yummy Boys track, and you'd be absolutely right, Jase.”
Listener Reactions and Song Voting
19:28 to 20:55
Listeners weigh in on the chosen songs and participate in the vote.
“Yeah, it is very appropriate with the sad passing of Aussie, of course.”
Discussion on Song Choices
20:55 to 21:58
Hosts discuss the merits of each song submitted for the throbber.
“It's Fred again and Baby Keem, Leave Me Alone, eh, Dilly?”
Listener Calls and Song Preferences
21:58 to 22:53
Listeners call in to share their song preferences for the throbber.
“I used to listen to that when I was like 12.”
Final Song Voting and Results
22:53 to 24:40
The final votes are cast, revealing the winning song for the throbber.
“I'm probably going to have to go with you, hoity jizzy.”
Preview of Upcoming Events
24:40 to 27:18
Hosts share exciting news about upcoming events and personal plans.
“Thanks, fellas, for participating, and thanks for all your votes.”
The Testicle Pouch Story
27:18 to 28:03
A humorous story about a vibrating testicle pouch and its past in the studio.
“They offered us GA tickets and you were like, I'm not bloody going.”
The Vibrating Testicle Pouch
28:03 to 29:31
The hosts discuss a vibrating testicle pouch given to them by a sexologist.
“I think if I was talking about getting responsibly steamed, which I wasn't, it would have been off air chat.”
Nicky Fuel Full Metal Orchestra
29:31 to 30:18
The hosts talk about the upcoming Nicky Fuel Full Metal Orchestra event.
“No, I'm just saying that you were saying you were finding it incredibly difficult to shove your massive bullos in that little pouch.”
Warriors Game Discussion
30:18 to 36:41
The hosts discuss the upcoming game for the Warriors and engage with callers.
“Angelina Gray from the Horeki Whanau, she's going to be doing a live show from there at about 4, talking to some of the talent and stuff.”
Helping Each Other Out
37:39 to 39:58
The hosts discuss personal dilemmas and how to navigate them.
“The Killers there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening.”
Old Favorites from the Big Show
39:58 to 42:00
The hosts introduce a segment featuring classic moments from previous shows.
“the Pugs are in sort of Auckland experience, you just stay well away, Pugs.”
Tennis Nostalgia and Ball Boy Stories
42:00 to 45:32
Recollections of tennis experiences and humorous ball boy anecdotes.
“And he's got all those little sort of, he's picking at himself all the time.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00The Hauraki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger. Don't fight it. It's time to go up a size. This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, biggest, this is the biggest, our biggest show. The Hauraki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Big Show. Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have you come to this glorious Friday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Beef, chicken, vegan and vego options. Reburger, redefining the norm. Reburger. Yummy. Reburger. Great stuff, man, great stuff. And I tell you, it's a really weird vibe in the studio.
0:49at the moment because, of course, I usually look across at the Stallion Mogi. Oh, yeah. He's not there anymore. He's buggered off to sunny Europe. I thought he was here because of the way he did that Reburger yarn just there. Yeah, it was so good, eh? Yummy. Yummy. And then I usually swivel to Wheezy Keezy. Oh, yeah. But, of course, he's pissed off to Europe as well for two weeks. So it's just me and Pug-o-san and Pugs here, Stallion. I've got to say, man, I am stoked that you're not wearing one of your ridiculous hats. today because I was going to say if you're going to wear a hat, I'm forbidding the braiding on the hat.
1:25No braiding that makes you look like a gay skipper. A what? I mean a gay in the sense of... If there was an alarm for that, I'd be firing it off. I mean gay in the sense of a jovial. Oh, of course. Jaunty is what I mean, not gay in the other sense. Oh, of course, Jase. And let me just say this, it's not because you've beaten me into submission to not wearing one of my silly hats. Well, and the plus side of it, Pugsun, is that you've got such a luxurious mane of hair. You should let it out more often, man. It's magnificent. That is a really good way to get me to stop wearing hats. You're doing very well.
2:02I'm feeling a little bit greased. Hey, now we're going to need your help, New Zealand, because obviously the fellows are away for two weeks, and so it's just me and Pugsun sort of holding down the ship. How are you feeling about that, mate? Listen, man, I'm excited. Obviously, I'm grateful to be here with you, and if it was going to be anywhere, man, let it be old hoity jizz. You know what I'm saying? And it is a big show. We've got heaps of stuff to give away as well. Well, as I said in the podcast outro today, you just nuzzle on the busy of Hoodie J and we'll be fine, mate. Hey, now listen up.
2:27It is a Friday so we have our Froud Out Shy Days. Have you got any Froud Outs? Text us now on 3483 and let's get into some tunes a bit of... Oh! Tune, David Bowie. $50 Reburger vouchers for anybody who texts in, gives us a call or sends us a talk back on the iHeart Radio app. Little button there. The Hauraki Big Show. with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Yes, indeed. Nirvana there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this beautiful Friday afternoon. You're with Pugs and Hoity J. The fellow's obviously off to their trip to Europe. Keezy's been away for a week. Mogi went last night. And I can tell you already, actually, Pugs, he's hitting the piss big time.
3:08Well, you can see on his Instagram story, I think it's Mr. Mike Minogue, that his only updates in the last 24 hours have been of bears. Yeah, bears. In various countries. He's been telling me he's been punching the darts hard. Hell yeah. And why wouldn't you? He's on holiday, man. Hey, now listen, it's Frout Out Shire Day, which is just a shout out for your Friday afternoon. I believe we've got a couple there, Pugson. We do. Frout out to my work spanners. They've had a good thrashing this week. Yeah, good stuff. Frout out. And then we've got one more here. Hey, horaki boys, can I please get a shout out to Keezy for all the insty posts of him in Europe?
3:42I'm jealous as of his missus, and that's from Reagan in Twizel. Frought out, motherfucker. Yeah, great. I see, actually, you're leaving out one of the texts there on 3483 Pug Sun, and it's directed at you. Do you wear your skipper's cap when you're making love? Well, it wasn't a frought out, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, but I still think it's a relevant question. Only the ones with ropes on them, yeah. Okay, nice. That's hot, man. Thanks. Hey, now listen, the fellas have only been gone for a short period of time and already the slings and arrows have been pointed at old Hoity J and Pugsun. You received something.
4:23What was it on your Instagram account or something? On my personal Instagram account. And you read it to me and I was so disgusted. I was so appalled that I want you to read it to the public and then we're going to do a big poll. I'm going to put some music under it just for dramatic effect. And now I'll keep the person anonymous. I feel like you almost shouldn't But I will Okay I might be an anomaly in this But for F's sake Can you please stop the sirens and foghorns on the big show Every time it stabs into my ears It's so deeply rage inducing I have to rip out my headphones or turn the radio off I know I'm sensitive to it But my god How in any way is that gaining you listeners?
5:10Who was enjoying that noise? I had to stop listening to Matt and Jerry back in the day because MASH came on and started foghorning all the time. Please, please stop doing it. Again, I know I'm an outlier and the sensitive one here, but I genuinely don't understand how it can be a positive. If it's specifically to piss people off so they ring slash text in to complain, then we're in a whole other ethical conversation about marketing. But if you can please stop playing the stings. Wow. That was sent to my personal Instagram a couple of days ago. That's unbelievable. Popped up in my message request there and I opened it and just got obliterated.
5:49I have been doing radio for a very long time. Yeah. And never in my life have I been more disgusted by a message like that. Stings are the foundation of the big show. So what we're going to have to do is put it on a big pole. All right. Big Show Stings Yes or No and it's a binding referendum Now of course every vote every text we want to hear from you even give us a call if you love them or if you hate them the text number is 3483 the call number 0800 HAURAKE and keep those texts coming in everyone in the draw for a$50 rebug voucher I tell you what man, we'll be massively screwed if they say no we hate the stings because that's like 50 % of our material That's also about 50 % of my bloody job in Studio B, so I'm screwed.
6:41Yeah. Oh, tune. Turn it up as you're driving home. Sun streaming through the car windows. Beautiful. The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki. Simple Minds there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this glorious Friday afternoon. I'll tell you what, Pugsun. It's just Pugsun and I, by the way, of course, Keezy and Mogi away over in Europe. It's the end of the month drinks. Yes, it is. The monthly mingle. The monthly mingle. And I'm just staring up the studio window here. People standing in the sun having a nice cool glass of wine, maybe a crisp lager beer. I'm fuming, mate.
7:24Oh, you're fuming? I'm fuming. Why? Because we're sitting in here working. The fellas are off over in Europe in the summer, you know, hitting the booze responsibly. Yeah. And having durries. Just on that, the sun is shining beautifully on your face. Yeah, I know. I can't actually see your face at the moment because I'm completely blinded. Now, listen, some son of a bee had the absolute audacity to message Pugsan privately and say enough with the stings. In so many more words. And he was explicit to the point where someone texted in on 3483 and said, is that message racist? And just on that, I'm not too sure, but I think just to be safe.
8:08Racism alert. Racism alert. And we've, of course, put it to the big pole, haven't we, Jace? Well, we had to, Pugs. We had no choice. Now, obviously, we want the votes on the text machine, 3483, and also on the Hauraki Big Show Instagram. You can do that now. It's a binding referendum. Every vote in the draw for a$50 re-burger voucher. A few texts in here, Jason. It's leaning one way, but it's not all the way one way. Okay. A bit like you. Yeah, I sort of hang left. Someone here said, I'm a rugged Kiwi fella. Lose the stings. They've descended to a new level of cringe. What do you think about that?
8:43Did he say he was a real Kiwi fella? He said he's a real rugged Kiwi fella. So I don't know why you had to preface it with that. What I say to that, Pugs, is bring it. Yeah, bring it. Bring it. I'll meet you in the studio. We can douche douche. See, he's still standing. Son of a bee. There's a slew of about 10 here. F, yeah, love the foghorns, et cetera. Someone here said it wasn't Mogi that texted him, was it? Keep the stings. Yes, bloody oath. Hell yes, Friday Foghorn special. Someone said hate the horns and sirens too. Lose them. Not all stings, just the horns and sirens. So a bit of a, what do you call it, compromise in there.
9:16I mean, can you actually imagine losing What's on the Dinner with Me, Keezy? Just on that, someone said I think the show should be exclusively stings and Foghorns and What's on the Dinner with Me, Keezy. Yeah. So that's a fan favourite. So obviously when we get to the end of the show, we'll read the results and that'll decide whether or not we keep the Big Show Stings, yes or no? When we say binding referendum, what number are we talking? 50-50, if it's 51? Because, you know, as I say, if we do lose the Stings, that's 50 % of our show gone. Yeah, and it's Keezy's entire wall of buttons just gone out the window and hours and hours of my work.
9:49Yeah. Should we just go 51? Yeah, 51. 51. Hey, coming up next, something a bit different on the Radio Hauraki Big Show with Pugs and Hoorayjay. Stay tuned. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy Yes indeed Oasis there on the radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon the time is 4.41 which means it's time for It's the Hauraki Big Show Big Bet with the TAB Hell yeah, so we've teamed up with TAB to run the Big Show Big Bet every Friday picking two bets we think are going to come off this weekend and then inviting you to give Give us a buzz and let us know which one you think is on the money.
10:31Now, we have invited our resident guy for this. This is Big Dilly. Our resident guy? Our resident guy. We haven't got any other guys in here. Big Dilly, how are you? I'm good, thanks, fellas. Good to be here. How are we going? Yeah, good. Good, thanks, mate. Really good, despite the fact that the fellas are away and everyone's out there drinking piss and we're not. Hey, so what we do, there's two bets, I understand, Dilly, that people can make. Correct. So I've gone and chosen two. One on the, I don't want to say safer side, one that's a little bit more risky, but I'll give them both to the caller to decide.
11:02Yes. We'll go from there. Okay, well, let's get the caller on the line. G'day, Garth, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, just absolutely great, mate. Living life on the tron. It was a beautiful sunny day here, you know. That's magnificent. Ready for the weekend. It's great to be alive, isn't it, Garth? Oh, 100%. Hey, listen, what do you do for a crust, mate? What's that? What do you do for a crust? Oh, it wasn't really just burn diesel, mate. Turn and burn diesel, was it? Drive trucks. Oh, backbone. Massive backbone. Turn and burn, I like that. Backbone to the economy, mate. Now, listen, and the environment, obviously.
11:38We've got Big Dilly and the... We don't need to care about the environment. Well, it'll be fun. It's all going to blow up at some stage anyway, so, I mean... 100%. What's the harm? I mean, it's not Chloe. Yes. What Big Dilly's going to do is he's going to explain the two bets, mate, then you choose, alright? How does that sound? Yeah, sweet hands. Righto, guys. So the first one I've got for you, we've got the Warriors playing the Titans tomorrow. So I've got Lekka Halasima, Anytime Tri-Score, paying at$2.50. Or, on the Sunday, we have got the Belgian Grand Prix for the Formula 1. So your other option is Oscar Piastri to win the race with the fastest lap, paying$6.
12:19So which one of those two would you like to go for, mate? Since I don't care too much about the environment, I'm going with F1A. We'll go Oscar. Oscar to win. Good shout, good shout. And just to specify, that is the race on Sunday because I understand there's a sprint race on the Saturday. So that's the main race with fastest lap. Six bucks locking it in. Yep, locking it in. Beautiful, mate. Good choice. What are your plans for the weekend there, big fella? Just chilling out? What's going on? Yeah, chill out with the family. Yeah, that's the one. Good on you, mate. Beautiful. And good luck with that bet.
12:51Remember, everyone, bet responsibly. Oh, of course. It's all thanks to the TAB. You're home for sports multis, in-play, betting, and power plays. Full T's and C's at horaki.co.nz. R18, bet responsibly. Fells. Yeah, good stuff. Oh, you know who this reminds me of? Fells, bit of rage. Nah, don't know who you could be talking about, man. That stallion mogi. Turn it up on your Friday afternoon. Turn it up. The Horaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, chin. Kings of Leon there on the radio. Haudaki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.53, which means it's time for... What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
13:41Yeah.
13:48Hey, by the way, before we get into this, Pugsun, You're all good if I vape now that Keezy's out of the way? No. Come on, man. Give me something here. Jase. I mean, I should be able to vape. It's about five metres to go outside, man. No, I'm not doing it. I'm vaping in the studio. I don't care. What are we going to do about that sting? Oh, yeah, we'll just have to run with it for the time being. Yeah, cool. Hey, now, listen, I watched a film last night called Fingernails. Oh. And to explain, Anna and Ryan have found true love. Hmm. And it's proven by a controversial new technology. There's just one problem, as Anna still isn't sure.
14:29Then she takes a position at a love testing institute and meets Amir. Right. Who is played by Riz Ahmed. Yes, love him. Who's fantastic. And let me just say this, great cast. Jeremy Ellen White. The Bear. Shameless Bear. And Jessie Buckley, who I absolutely love as an actress. Now, let me just say this. If you get queasy with watching people pulling fingernails out, don't watch this film. Oh, so it's appropriately titled. It is. Okay. It is. And can I also say that the performances are very nice. They're very good, subtle performances. The story just gets stupid. Right. Which was really disappointing because my wife and I had fully invested in it because we liked the cast.
15:17and then the decision the main character, Jesse Buckley Anna is her name makes at the end, pisses us both off Right, so am I right in saying that the fingernail situation has something to do with the new technology and how you figure out if you're really meant for somebody or not? Correct Correct. I'll give it two and a half buzzies. Two and a half with a great cast too, I guess that's all it had and what did you watch it on? Apple I think. Okay, nice. Which I think I think I'm paying for, even though I sort of signed up for a free trial, but they must have got into my bank account and are just running ahead with it.
15:52How long's the trial? Well, seven days, but I've had it for like a month. Yes, sweet. I've watched the fifth episode of the first season of The Sopranos. Oh, yes. And this is where Tony Soprano takes his daughter Meadow on a tour of some colleges. And this is the episode of The Sopranos that hooked me on The Sopranos. Incredibly, incredibly well-acted show. He is just lying through his teeth the entire episode in moments of being honest with his daughter about his work, being a little sketch. Sure. And he's just lie, lie, lie, lie. Here's a little nugget of truth. Incredible performance. That's what got me into The Sopranos.
16:26Epic episode. Yeah, sounds good, Pugs. Now, listen, it is a Friday, of course, and a few people have texted, and are you still doing the thrubber, fellas? We certainly are. And we're also getting Big Dilly in because we want to have a threesome in the studio. Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And then we'll do the throbber. And then we'll do the throbber. I'm just a bit worried that it's going to be the two yummy boys against Hoity J. Yeah, you'll have to wait and hear the tunes, won't you? Beautiful. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
16:59It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday throbber. Yes, indeed. Welcome back, you massive bagbones. Hope your Friday afternoon's going along tickety-boo. And even though the fellas Keezy and Mogey are away for the next couple of weeks, we thought we'd carry on with the throbber. And why not, eh, Pugsun? So true, man. It is a staple of the big show, and it's a good way to kick off your Friday evening, isn't it? But to get the threesome sort of action going, we've invited Big Dilly from Studio B, which I don't know is a good thing or a bad thing. What some people might not know is Big Dilly and Pugsun, they've got their own little duo sort of DJ action going on.
17:36They call themselves the Yummy Boys, I believe. That's spot on, mate. Yeah, we do. Yeah, how's it been going on that front? It's good. Yeah, it was really good. We did a gig the other weekend. Oh, that kids party. Yeah, the kids party. Yeah, Dilly was dressed as a clown. Yeah, that sounds good. Okay, now listen, what's the theme today? Well, the fellows have abandoned us, so it's sort of loneliness. Oh, Pugs-san and I went into the ACC studio today to do the outro, and we felt lonely, didn't we, Pugs? Yeah, we were surprised. We hadn't done that dynamic before of just you and I doing an outro or a show together.
18:08But then our sexual chemistry just kicked in. Yeah. And we were firing on all cylinders. So the theme today, Lonely. Who's going first? Jase? No, we'll get Big Dilly. What have you got for us? It better not be Yummy Boys. I know you accused me of picking a Yummy Boys track, and you'd be absolutely right, Jase. Oh, my gosh. It's a bit of Fred again with Leave Me Alone. That's a tune. It is a tune. I can't believe this didn't cross my desk. Yeah. Yummy Boys. Fred again and Baby Keem. That's the one. See, Pugs knows. Good God. What the hell, man? That's yummy, man. What did you go with, Pugs, son?
18:49If it's another Yummy Boys, I'm going to have an absolute massive tantrum. Do you want to take the risk of two yummy teasers in a row, or do you want to go? Okay, well, I'll go. And my choice, I think, is appropriate, given the week that we've just had. It's a song called Lonely Is The Word by Black Sabbath
19:13Playing on the heartstrings, eh? Oh,
19:21yeah That is a tune It is a tune Yeah, very appropriate, isn't it? Yeah, it is very appropriate with the sad passing of Aussie, of course. All right, bring us down a notch there, Pugsana. Give us some of your yummy boys' filth. This is Linkin Park by myself.
19:43Hybrid theory.
19:52Oh, yeah, I can never that. I respect it. That's not yummy, is it? That's not too bad at all. So you decide, New Zealand. Give us a call right now on 0800 Hauraki. In the meantime, let's tune in to a bit of She Heart. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday throbber. Douche, douche. Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Friday is going along very nicely. The theme today, loneliness, now that the fellas, old Keezy and what's his name, Mike Minogue. He was here yesterday, man. Keezy's been off for a week.
20:40He's already out of my mind. It did not take long at all. You know what I'm saying, fellas? They've abandoned us and so the theme was loneliness. A big dilly from Studio B went for this absolute atrocity. Everybody, everybody, everybody.
20:56I'm talking about. It's Fred again and Baby Keem, Leave Me Alone, eh, Dilly? That's the one, mate. We need Yummy Voice, Steve. Can we get that, buddy? If that wins, I'm not doing the rest of the show. Sweet as, man. It's been a big emotional week on the rock front with the loss of the great man himself, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath. So I went with Lonely is the Word by Black Sabbath. He's playing on the heartstrings, eh?
21:40How good's that? That is a tune. It is a tune. That is a huge tune. I was pumping it on the stereo on the way in today, Fields. And I went for Linkin Park from the album Hybrid Theory. This is by myself.
21:54What are you doing? I put on my daily... It's hardcore, man. Pucks are in gutting shape. I keep hurt again by myself. I say I ask why. Put in my mind, I find. I can't rely on myself. I say I ask why. I used to listen to that when I was like 12. Yeah, man. Completely forgot about it until this throbber. No, that's acceptable to me. I'll allow it. Oh, cool. I'll allow it. Rangi, g'day, you mad bastard. How's life? Very good, thanks, mate. Yourself? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Got big plans for your Friday night? Oh, just a nice couple of beers and a whole Racky radio station. Oh, what a practice. Just talking about, man.
22:33All right, mate, what are you running with? Hey, I'd say Aussie all day, mate. I'd say Aussie all day. You know you've got to hail that guy. Yes. But I think we'd better get Pugsy on the scoreboard with this one. What the hell, man? You're an absolute weapon, man. That's what I'm talking about. I kind of liked you for a while there, man. I don't anymore. Well, Van, you mad bastard, how's life? Van. Sorry? How are you going, mate? Good, mate. Yourself? Yeah, good. What are your plans tonight, Van? Oh, just getting on the bus, mate. That's what I'm talking about. Okay. Good on you, mate. Responsibly, of course.
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23:11Aye. Yeah, yeah, of course. What are you running with, Van? I'm probably going to have to go with you, hoity jizzy. Yeah. Hey, how good. Only is the word. Yeah, good on you. Even though Dio did sing it, I'll have to go with that. Good on you, mate. Let's go to Doug. G'day, Doug, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, g'day, mate. Pretty good. Pretty good, you boys? Yeah, good, man. Good. We're just watching people outside the studio here having a few beers. He's a bit jealous, Doug, to be honest. Yeah. Nice. It'll be good. Hey, what are you running with, Doug? Well, I couldn't quite go for Black Sabbath because Ozzy wasn't singing, so I'm going to go with Burke Dilley.
23:50Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Go on, you Doug. I got one age to get a tiebreaker. Jeez, I can't even believe you even considered that, Doug. G'day, Ross, you mad bastard. How's life? Pretty good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. Thanks, man. Good. Well, it looks like you're going to be the tiebreaker here, man. What are you running with, Ross? A lot of pressure. Yeah, man. Well, initially it was going to be Black Sabbath, but then Pugston came through with an absolute banger. Oh. Go Lincoln Park. Oh. Whatever, Ross. You absolute sicko. Thanks, Ross. Ross loves it. Settle down, Pugs. Gee.
24:23Sorry, man. Ever heard Winning with Grace, man? Yeah, come on, Pugs. Gee, look how massive his head's got. God, he's just all puffed up now. Breaking out of the headphones. That's why I'm going to wear my hat today, man. No, that's fair enough. It's a tune. It is a good song. Thanks, Ross. Turn it on, mate. Turn it on. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Keezy. Yes. By myself, Linkin Park. There is your throbber this Friday. Pugs aren't. Yeah, man. You're the winner, huh? Throbber. Throbber. You're damn right, Hoody J. That's from Hybrid Theory, the album. Thanks, fellas, for participating, and thanks for all your votes.
24:59Yeah, whatever. We've got a few texts here in 3483. FES Pug Sun coming in with the throbbiest throbber since Suck It On A Chilly Dog. Yeah. I really want to play that Sting. Just do it. It's a tense time for Stings today. Suck It On A Chilly Dog. A few others here. Hoody J, you idiot. Your Black Sabbath song isn't even sung by Ozzy Osbourne. I know. Did you? No, I didn't. That takes our score. Why? How come? Why? Wasn't he singing on it? Yeah. I can't contribute to that. Oh, he got kicked out of the band. Oh, yeah. Kicked out of the band. There you go. Thanks, Tony. Because I was listening to it going, it doesn't really sound like Ozzy, but there you go.
25:41Bloody tune. I've got the scoreboard here. You're still out in front, Hoardy Jizz. Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Well, you do. You've got eight with an asterisk, followed by Mogi there on seven, and then Keezy on six, and then now, oh, Bug's on, on four. Actually, you've got a pretty good strike rate, because how many times have you competed? Not that many times, and you've won four of the times. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how often that is, but still, it feels good, man. That is a tune. That was a hard song. Because I was going to suggest what we should do, and I'll talk to Dilly about it as well, just between the three of us maybe, Bears, we just say that I won all three throbbers while the fellows are away.
26:19Because can you imagine the uproar if Hoody J wins the throbber for the year? I can imagine the uproar, and I'm getting upset just thinking about it. But I just want to know what's in it for Dilly and I if we do that. You know what I mean? Like if we sacrifice our scores. Like my four wins and that strike rate you're talking about took a hell of a lot of work. Sure. We'll talk about it off here. In the meantime, let's get into a bit of guns. Roses. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Faith No More there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 5.29 now.
26:56Exciting news, the Full Metal Orchestra tomorrow night, Pugson. That's right, the Manuka Fuel Full Metal Orchestra. Yeah. Spakarena. Love a bit of orchestral sort of stuff, so I'll be going along to that with my wife. You're actually going? Yeah, no, I'm absolutely going. I want to be dressed to the nines, mate. Wear all my bling. and we're in the VIP area, which, you know, to be honest, is not really my kind of thing. I like to be amongst the filth. Really? They offered us GA tickets and you were like, I'm not bloody going. You know, because I'm a man of the people, Pugs, and I like to just feel other people sweat just on me.
27:29You know what I mean? I want to be part of the sort of throbbing underground kind of vibe. The filth, as you call them, eh? The filth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But I heard you and Dilly, because you're going to be there as well, talking, and you were both talking about the fact that you were planning on getting responsibly steamed. Did I hear that right? I'm not sure if you heard that right. No, I'm pretty sure you said, oh, this thing tomorrow night, I think I'm going to get responsibly steamed, Big Dilly. Is that the case? Because my concern here is, Puts, that if you do that, you get very handsy.
28:03Oh, do I? Absolutely. We've got a reputation for that. I think if I was talking about getting responsibly steamed, which I wasn't, it would have been off air chat. You know what I mean? You were also saying that you were thinking of wearing that testicle pouch that you took from the studio. The vibrating testicle pouch. For people that don't know this, we had a vibrating testicle pouch in the studio for quite some time. It was given to us by Morgan, the sexologist. He gave it to Gerry and Minaya on the Haruki breakfast and it was just sitting there. And I must admit, I eyed it a few times myself.
28:39Did you? And then I was genuinely shocked when sweet, adorable Pugsun. I even said that to my wife. Really? You told your wife I took the ball pouch. She likes me, man. Can we not ruin that? She loves you. And I said I was deeply shocked by that. And then I was having all these filthy visions of Pugsun in the bedroom. and I was like, and wearing like a silicon ball pouch, it just, it kind of ruined me, you know, in terms of you, Pugsana. Are you going to be wearing that tomorrow night is my question ultimately? I'm not going to say yes or no, and I'm going to let you think about whether or not I'm wearing it when we catch it up in the VIP.
29:24It's Spark Arena tomorrow. Also, if people want more context on the vibrating ball pouch, today's outro podcast dives into it a little bit, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. Because you were saying. Oh, no. You were saying. No, no, no, no. Save it for the outro. No, I'm just saying that you were saying you were finding it incredibly difficult to shove your massive bullos in that little pouch. Which, you know, I can totally understand because, I mean, it wasn't a big pouch. But you've got outsized bullos, you were saying, Pugsana. I mean, I just have this vision of a vibrating bull pouch with testicle hanging over the top of it.
30:05Look, man, if I could just bring it back to the Nicky Fuel Full Metal Orchestra. It is happening tomorrow. I do believe there are door sales there. A limited amount. We're pretty much sold out, though, if I'm not mistaken. If you want to get amongst that, all the info at fullmetalorchestra.com. Angelina Gray from the Horeki Whanau, she's going to be doing a live show from there at about 4, talking to some of the talent and stuff. And then old Hoiti Jizz and Pugsan in the filth, leaving the VIP room. Remember, I'm going to be doing a bit of deft tones with the orchestra as well. Yeah, totally. How good.
30:37And I'm going to be vibrating in the horse. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Yes, indeed. The Foo Fighters there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 5.42. We've got three double passes to give away to the WARS. Let's have a bit of WARS chat. Time to chat footy with me, Keezy. Keezy. What are the Warriors up to? Now, I believe the game is 5 o 'clock tomorrow afternoon, Pugson. That's right. They're taking on... The Titans. Yeah, that's right. It's bottom of the table Titans, I might add. Ah, okay. Well, let's go to the phones. Let's do it.
31:16Matt, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, good, thanks. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. What do you do for a crust, Matt? I'm a firefighter. Oh, massive backbone. That's a huge backbone. Obviously a massive WARS fan. Who are you going to take with you? Oh, it'd have to be my nine-year-old. He's sitting next to me. He's a big fan of the show. He's loving the chat about the gesticul vibrator. Oh, fantastic. Jase, you happy with that, man? You stoked, brother? Sorry about that, Matt, but I'm sure you'll be able to explain it to him. No, that's fine. He's a massive 40-J fan. Thanks for your hilarious.
31:52Oh, good on you, mate. Well, you've got a double pass, so you stay on the line, mate. Big Dilly will take care of you, all right? Thank you. Thanks, mate. G'day, Gabe, you're mad bastard. How's life? Hey, I'm a good tanker. Yeah, good, mate. Give me your best up the whas, Gabe. Up the whas. Yeah, okay. That's a double pass for you as well, you massive backbone. Who are you going to take with you? Take the boss man with me. Take your boss. Sweet. Yeah, yeah. What a greaser. Yeah, asking for a raise on Monday. Yeah, I reckon. Good on you, man. You stay on the line as well, Gabe. Dilly will take care of you.
32:27And finally, Luke, you mad bastard. How's life? Yeah, what are you wearing? Oh, what am I wearing? I'm wearing a sort of... You describe it for Luke, would you please? A clown nose and a vibrating ball pouch. Oh, you naughty bastard. Yeah, nice. What are your plans tonight, Luke? Not a lot, mate. A couple of roadies on the way home and drinking responsibly and go hang out with the kids. Oh, good stuff, man, good stuff. Who are you going to take with you to the WARS game, Luke? Oh, let's take my daughter. Oh, yeah, cool, man. Oh, that's lovely, mate. Yeah, beautiful. You stay on the line as well, mate, and Big Dilly will look after you, all right?
33:06Have a good time. Good on you, Big Dilly. Thanks, mate. How good? Very good. I'm really pissed I'm going to miss that, actually. Oh, because we're going to be at Formula Orchestra, eh? Yeah, man, because I love going to the WARS live. You know I love my league. They can't keep you out of that stadium, man. I know. Looking forward to talking to Charlie Gubb on Monday, A mere new talking league with Charlie Gubb. It's going to be great. You and who? Here's the Rolling Stones. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. You're welcome back, you massive back-ones. I hope you're behaving yourselves.
33:41Massive back-ones. Back-ones this Friday evening. You are listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change the game.
33:54Handcrafted. Sauce chicken. Yeah, that was bang on, actually. Thanks, man. It's like having Mogey here with us. It is, eh? Actually, beginning this week, because Pugs and I are doing this for the next couple of weeks, we're going to be holding auditions to replace Mogey and Keezy. Yeah, so I suggest you spend some time over the weekend just sort of nailing down that nasally Keezy voice. Yes. Maybe a couple of deductions. Yeah, shove a couple of tampons or something up your nose just to get that sort of Keezy kind of snuffleupagus going. Snuffleupagus? Yes. Yeah, spot on, mate. Beautiful. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.
34:31Silverchair there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening, but right now it's time for... The Big Pole.
34:48Kind of ironic that we just played the Big Pole Sting, don't you think, Jase? It is, it is, Pagsane, given the topic we're about to delve into. As I said at the beginning of the show, I've been doing radio a long time now. Yeah. Some of it's been great. Oh. Some of it's been average. Could you say that? Some of it's been terrible. Yeah. You've lived a life. I've lived a life, yeah, sure. As a journalist once said about me, I've got a face well lived in. Is that true? Yes, that's true. Now, someone sent a personal message to Pugsan that disgusted me. Never in my radio career have I been more disgusted to read a message or hear a message.
35:34Tell the people all about it, Pugsun. I'll summarise. This was sent to my personal Instagram. For F's sake, can you please stop the sirens and fog horns? Who was enjoying that noise? I had to stop listening to Matt and Jerry back in the day because MASH came on and started fog horning. I don't understand how it can be a positive. Those are just some of the sentences. It's a whole page long. You can actually get a snapshot of it on the Ihariki Big Show Insta where we hosted the poll. Yes. Now, we said this was going to be a binding referendum. 51 % either way would decide, which was a big risk because if 51 % of people said no, we would have to clear every single sting on the wall.
36:12And as you say, Pugsun, that's literally years of your work just flushed down the toilet. 100%. And it would force us to do content. And it would force me to do something other than stings in Studio B. Maybe answer the phones or something. You'd just be sitting there fiddling with yourself if you didn't have stings to do. With my vibrating ball pouch. With your vibrating ball pouch. Exactly. So should we get to the results? Yes, all right. I'm anxious. Okay, so Big Show Stings, yes or no, with 96 % yes. Wow! 96 % yes. How good's that? That is unbelievable. I thought maybe it might be a 65-35 scenario, you know, something like that maybe.
37:01I definitely thought there'd be at least 20 % of people that could not be arsed with the racism alert for the 500th time. Yes. But I'm very grateful to know that I can fire it off a thousand more times. Well, as I said before, I mean, it would be an absolute cultural travesty to lose what's on the dinner with me, Kesey, for example. One of the best. That is one of the best things we've ever made. So thank you, New Zealand. From the bottom of our hearts, from Pugs and I, we thank you for that and, you know, backing us on the sting front. Thank you very much. Kia kaha. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
37:36Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. The Killers there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening. Now, one of the great things about doing radio, Pugs, and I think you'll agree, is being able to help people with their problems. And indeed we have a Gmail, meetpattynips69. No, at, just meetpattynips69 at gmail.com, yeah. And we have literally helped thousands of people solve everyday problems. If not millions, Jess. I'd actually like to start up a little sort of uncle sort of, you know, what's the equivalent of your agony aunt, your uncle, your agony uncle. Your anus uncle. Yeah, or something like that, you know, or I could dish out advice like that.
38:23But every so often we have to help each other out, and you've come to me with a bit of a dilemma. Talk me through it, mate. That's right, and don't get me wrong, I am saying this from underneath the buzzy of Hoardy J. Yes. Where I'm suckling for some advice. Yes, indeed. I have my... Slurp away there, pug son. Oh, I'm slurping. I have my sister-in-law visiting town this weekend. So when I say in-law, obviously I'm not married. I was going to say. But my partner's family coming up to visit and staying with us over the weekend. And she's free as a bird. She's hanging out with us. And I just wondered if I could run you through a couple of the ideas that I had planned and maybe see if you had any ideas on what we might want to do.
39:03Because I want to show her the Auckland Pugson experience. Sure. You know what I mean? Sure. Can I? Yeah. Can I just jump in here from the start? Because you were saying off air that your sister-in-law is distractingly hot
39:27and you were concerned. And as previously mentioned, we've got the big gig tomorrow night. Yeah, we do. And you're going to get on the steamer responsibly. Maybe. And to me, that's a very dangerous combination, the fact that you said you couldn't tear your eyes away from her. And she was so beautiful. It was ridiculous. Are you sure I wasn't talking about my partner? No, you were talking about your sister-in-law. Right. And, you know, my advice to you is rather than you trying to show her the Pugs are in sort of Auckland experience, you just stay well away, Pugs. Because, you know, you're in a new relationship and it's not good if you're, you know, Google-eyeing.
40:17Google-eyeing? You know, your partner's sister. Gorkalitis. Yeah, Gorkalitis. Because I see you in Studio B there, you're like a perv. And, you know, I think what you should do is let the sisters spend bonding time together and you just stay way out of it. Because I can picture, because you're such a stallion, man. Okay. That's right, bring it back. I can picture you guys all going out on the town on Saturday night, getting on it responsibly, and I'm envisaging an horrific scenario Sunday morning. Now, just completely unrelated, You're going to be at the Full Metal Orchestra tomorrow night, eh?
41:02Yes. Sweet. I'll make sure not to introduce you. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Yes, indeed, Oasis there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show. Now, the fellas are away, aren't they, Pugs? And speaking of Oasis, of course, Mogi's going to see them live at Wembley. Yeah, and that tune there was from their comeback show in Cardiff. Yeah, how good, man. How good. Now, we realise that you guys will probably be missing old Mogi and Keezy. So every now and then throughout our show, we're going to drop in some old favourites from the big show. What have we got there, Pugs? That's right.
41:37This is a bit from 2022 in January. So it's pretty early big show days. And it's you and Mogi talking about meeting on the tennis court. Bloody entertaining. I was watching old Vrafrou Nadal last night. Oh, yeah. Or Captain Baldy, as I like to call him. Yeah, he said, I can't do Nadal. I just can't watch him. He just annoys the crap out of me. Yeah, same. Just all the food grabbing his ass. He's a freaky little fella, isn't he? Yeah, he's really. Little rat-faced little fella. And he's got all those little sort of, he's picking at himself all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just full of sort of nervous mannerisms.
42:11He's one of the greatest tennis players of all time. I've seen better, mate. I've seen better on my day, mate. Don't worry about that. Yeah, and up close and personal as well. Do you want to elaborate? Well, when we were, you know, I was, because I came up through the juniors of tennis. I was a national, that's New Zealand, tennis championship, under 13, under 14, I was a New Zealand champ. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 years old. And then I got a job in furniture removal, so I couldn't train anymore. Yeah, so you prioritised the furniture removal. Well, you've got to earn some money somewhere, mate.
42:47Right. And I actually got into a ball boy. I beg your pardon? What? I was a ball boy. All right. and I was so good at ball boy that they actually got me because I was like lightning, man. Greased lightning. Have you ever seen greased lightning? Oh, yeah. It's even faster. Slick as. It's greased. Slick as. Kapoom. Yeah, and so what would happen was I was so good because of my experience being one of the greatest. Tennis champion. Yeah, yeah. What was it? 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, and 25. 25, yeah. But because I knew the game so intricately, I could see when a player hit the ball whether it was going to go into the net or not.
43:35So I'd just run across and I'd just catch it. Yeah, pluck it out. And I'd just go, no, that's going into the net. Like a frog with a fly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool, it's cool. For TV, we're going to speed it up. Yeah, but they knew what my experience was. And so anyway, I ended up over in the Australian Open and, you know, that was where we first met, Jase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. when you were ball-boying over there. And, I mean, we made a hell of a team. Oh, mate, next level. What year was this, sorry? Because I was like a professional tennis player for the same sort of time period. Yeah. But it was doubles.
44:12I was in the doubles. Yeah. And I think I was champion. Let me see now. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, actually was when I stopped. And then, like you, I just had an instinct for the game. Yeah. You just have the vibe for the game. Yeah. And I was exactly the same. I knew before the ball hit the net that it was going to hit the net. Yeah. You know, I used to stand there too and call foot faults. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because often the umpires would miss them. Yeah, that's right. But, you know, I got fast-tracked into the ball boy fraternity, I guess. Yeah. I was pretty nippy myself. Yeah, you were.
44:52despite my wasted legs. And you and I teamed up. The advantage that you had, Jase, is because you were so short, you didn't have to bend over to run underneath the net level. You were just standing fully erectus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And so you could move like a rabbit always. And also the great thing about that, Mike, was I didn't, of course, have to do the crouch. No, no crouching required. Like so many kids, I just stood fully erect. It would just dash across the court. Boom! Ah, yes, those were the days, Pugs, huh? The tennis days or those days of the Big Show? Well, both, actually. Yeah, anything's better than right now.
45:31Yeah, exactly. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.
45:43Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the Big Show done and dusted for your Friday night. But now in the podcast outro today, it was a bit of a touchy-feely one, really, Pugsan, wasn't it? Because you and I have never done a podcast just by ourselves together. So we were just kind of feeling ourselves out, weren't we? We were definitely feeling ourselves, man. There were many subjects of touchy-feelyness. Dilly's called this outro clip, Give It A Test. Right. Hey, just while I've got you, and it's just you and me here, you know that vibrating ball sack thing? Yeah. This is a weird transition, but yeah.
46:22Well, it just sort of popped into my head. Yeah, it's good timing. That was in the studio there that you took with you. I did. How's it been? I want to get your feedback on it because, I mean, if I'm going to purchase a vibrating ball sack pouch, I want to make sure that it's, you know. I've got a feeling that the vibrating ball pouch a ball pouch is going to feature heavily in our show together, Pugs. You got that feeling? I haven't got that feeling. There's something about me that just doesn't have that feeling sort of at all, actually. Well, that's probably because you're not wearing it at the moment.
46:58Maybe wear it on Monday. Hey, now listen, check out the Instagram account. I think you've just released a video at 6.30. Yeah, new video. Good stuff, mate. Also check out the podcast. Have a safe weekend out there till Monday. See you later! Bye!
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On today's show, Jase misses his rogue stallion and Pugs gets a concerning message that puts the future of the Big Show at risk.
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(00:00) Intro - Pugs and The Jizz
(2:52) Frout out Shiday!
(6:58) The Big Poll
(10:05) The Big Show Big Bet
(13:25) What's on the telly
(16:56) Friday Throbber
(20:18) Lets go to the votes!
(24:25) Now, we go to the reactions
(26:49) Full Metal Orchestra is tomorrow!
(30:45) Wah ticket giveaway!
(33:38) Intro - Haaaand crafted
(34:31) The Big Poll results
(37:32) Pug's Sister in law
(41:12) Big show Throw Back
(45:36) Outro
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