FULL SHOW: The Hauraki Big Chode

23:08But that's okay. We got Reburger, man. You can get that on the way home. Well, having said that, we still kept stealing them, even though you had a word to us about it. Well, I actually had another plug for the chips over the other side of the building, so I used that a couple of times. but now they've run out too. Oh, this is a disaster. I know. You need to start bringing snacks to the studio, Pugs-san. What I should bring is some Ree burger. Some of your famous chilli egg or sticky beef. Oh, you love it. Hey, but listen, what I've noticed is the animals in the ACC have actually started locking their chips in a fridge.

23:39What kind of freak does that? And it's a see-through door as well, so it's just taunting it when you walk in the room. There's about four fridges at Radio Hodaki. Three of them you can get into, but one has a lock on it. And that one's got the chips in it. That one's got the chips. Yeah. So if there's any chip companies out there listening at the moment, can you send us through some chips so Pugsana and I can carry on as per? We'll get you some Reburger chips, mate. They're the best chips. You know it. Oh, bloody oats. Hey, coming up, we need your help, New Zealand. We really do. He's smashing pumpkin.

24:09Jase:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Fire Woman there, the cult on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is 15 minutes past five o 'clock. Great to have your company, by the way. We appreciate it. Yeah. Hey, listen, the fellows are away at the moment, obviously. Aye. So it's just Pugsana 9. And it doesn't feel right to me, Pugs, to be calling ourselves the Hauraki Big Show. Well, we're not. The Big Show is the full team. Yes. It's all four of us together united front. Yeah. Yeah. So we thought it would be appropriate for you and I to name our temporary show.

24:53Yeah, because we're on for the next two weeks. Yeah, two weeks. So this week and next week. God, is it two weeks, is it? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know. We're definitely going to have to get chips in here. Well, we've got best bits. We can fill it up, man. Yeah, no, sweet as. So we've been sort of trying to think of ideas, what we could call our show. Yes. And our stopgap answer at the moment, and I quite like it. Thank you. And you're currently in the process of making a sting for it, I believe. That's right. As short and wide, it's the Hauraki Big Chode. Obviously, Jase, you're a man of a shorter statue than I.

25:27Sure. And I am of a wider statue than you. Well, you're built like a brick shithouse, aren't you? That's very kind of you to say. And so that's where I came up with the name for that. But I do think we can do better. Yes. And I think this is going to be quite a, I don't want to say lengthy process, but we're going to go about things the right way. We're going to flesh out some ideas, hopefully have the audience's help. Yes. With some Reburger on the line. Now, you had the fantastic idea off air to give away a$100 Reburger voucher. Yes. If we run with your chosen name. Yeah. So that's$100 worth of Reburger that's on the line here for the winning name that we'll probably get to, I assume, at the end of the week.

26:07We'll run some tests on stuff. Yes. I'll test out some stings. We'll have a couple of focus groups. Aye. You know what I mean? We'll just get punters off the street and get them to, you know, get their opinions and stuff. 100%. Because at the moment, I've got to be honest with you, actually, I'm not minding short and wide. It's the Horaki Big Chode. Yeah, I think the short... I mean, it's got a certain ring to it. Yes. The short and wide thing is not part of the title. That's just a tag, I assume. Right. And it's just the Horaki Big Chode because that's quite lengthy. Right. No, I like that. And that's not what the Big Chode's about.

26:34Well, let's be honest. We both are lengthy. So let us know over the next few days, particularly right now, we want to start. We want to start getting ideas for this now so we can workshop and brainstorm. 3483 is the text number. We want talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app so we can hear how it sounds coming out of your mouth. Yes. That's going to help your case. Yes. Also, we've got the phone line 0800 Hauraki 2. We're going to run through a lot of these, I think, over the next few days. I think so, Parkinson. Just think about this, New Zealand. Think about your title being chosen. Yeah. And Pugsan making one of his magnificent stings for it.

27:14I mean, what more motivation do you need to know that Pugsan is going to work on your personal sting? And just one thing to note, because I'm already getting suggestions here on Free Fright 3 that I can't read on air. Yes, okay. So just keep that in mind. Obviously, we got away with Haraki Big Show this time around, but things like, I'm not even going to say that one, There are certain ones that we won't be able to say. So just think about that in your suggestions. It'll take you out of the running. Great stuff, mate. Here's Run DMC and Aerosmith.

27:43Jase:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Radiohead there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon. You know, true story, when I first heard that song, I must have played it about a million times. No one had... Oh, did you hear that coming out? What was that? Someone's actually very kindly brought us in a bag of chips to get us through the show. Maybe it was that. That was terrible. You were just... That was like ASMR. I do apologise. Actually, Dilly, could we make a sting out of Pugs? Can we stop making stings out of my litany of errors, please? Out of a throat gurgle?

28:21Now, listen, the fellas are away, so it's just Pugs and I battling away here in the studio. And we thought, well, it's not the Hodaki Big Show, is it? because two-thirds of the show are away. We need to have our own little name to make us feel good about ourselves. Our stopgap measure at the moment that we've come up, which is the Hodaki Big Chode. Yes, because Jace is short and I'm wide. Yes. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to need your help over the next week or so to find a new name for this show that's not the Hodaki Big Chode because the boss just asked me what I actually said out there and I had to clarify it to his face.

28:57Right, okay. Which was slightly embarrassing. And, of course, we've got$50 Reburger vouchers. So if your one gets picked, we'll give you$100 worth of Reburger vouchers. So that's two vouchers. Beautiful, mate. Not even just one. A few texts here on 3483. Someone said, Dumb and Dumber. Now that's just mean, isn't it? I'd like whoever sent that to come in the studio and say that to my face. And who do they think was Dumber out of the two of us, Jase? Well, I mean, you're a bit of a der-brain, but, I mean, you know, probably you, Pugs. Yeah, cool. Well, this next one here is much better. Stick Man and Tubbs.

29:37Who's who? Well, yeah, again, who's who. I wouldn't call you Tubbs. Oh. You're a beast, man. You're a machine at the moment with your weird tats. There's a lot of references to Connie's and jizz. Obviously, Jase's hoity jizz. Hoity jizz. Yeah, look, I'll be honest with you. I don't really know how that came about. That was a mogi creation, I think. There's Connie and the Jizz, which I don't think is too bad. Yeah, that's actually got a bit of a ring to it. Connie with Connie and the Jizz. Connie and the Jizz on Radio Horaki. Someone said barely broadcasting with Horty Jam Pug Sun. I think people are just taking this as an opportunity to take shots at us.

30:19Yeah, yeah. Come on, man. Someone said why people take drugs. I'm assuming that means that we're the reason that people are taking drugs. Yeah. Someone said The Connie Show. Yeah, not bad. Someone said Hoggle & Co. Which is mean to both of us. Yes. Okay, nice. We also had a talkback on 3483. Hey, fellas.

30:45Jase:Just thinking about the name of your show because you guys are shit hot. How about the Radio Hauraki Shit Show? Shit show! So that was on the iHeartRadio app, not 3483. So they're saying because we're shit hot, we should be called the Hauraki Shit Show. Actually, I quite like it. You want to? Yeah? Hoorijes and Pugsam, the Hauraki Shit Show. Works for me, I'll make a sting. The Hauraki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The Black Crows there on the radio. Hauraki, big show this Monday afternoon. It's 12 minutes to 6 o 'clock. Now listen up. It's the last week of Bear and Pie July.

31:30Aye. And I've got to be honest with you, Pak San, I'm kind of stoked about that. Purely because the pies have been so good. Yeah. I've been stuffing them down my gob. 100%. Every time I come to work. I have not paid for a lunch this month because I've just been stuffing wild West Coast company pies in my mouth. Yes. Every opportunity. Wow. Every opportunity that I can. That's pastry. Yeah. You've got a couple of crumbs in your mow, actually, I was going to say. Thanks, man. It is the final pairing this week, and we tried it just before. It was a Himalayan, no, a cumin-spiced Himalayan tar paired with a delicious Monteith's Drifton IPA.

32:11Yeah, beautiful. So what they do is they get the tar, they cut the horns off and just shove it in some pastry with all the herbs and spices and juices, and they paired that with what was it? A Drifton IPA from Monteith, so it showcases a vibrant hop blend of American Chinook and Citra, delivering grapefruit and lime notes with a spicy undercurrent, floating along with the tropical brilliance of New Zealand's classy nectarone hop. Yeah, nice. Well, you've had three of those during the show. That's not true. I've been very responsible, Jase. What's your verdict on the beersy there? It's delicious.

32:44Because, of course, obviously I haven't had them, but I tell you what, it's painful. It's painful watching people wandering around having a cool IPA at the end of the day, you know what I mean? And old Horty J just goes, oh. And especially if it's a Montice as well. They know what they're bloody doing. It's crisp, it's delicious, and we've been lucky enough to try a different one each week. And pairing it with that pie has been beautiful. Good stuff, mate. It's your last week to get amongst beer and pie July 2 with the Wild West Coast Weekend. Text WILD to 3483. Oh, yeah, bloody good point, actually.

33:19We're on that on Friday. There's a red hot chilli peppers.

33:22Jase:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Yes, indeed, the red hot chilli peppers here on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday. Well, evening now, isn't it? Aye. Now, listen, usually after 6 o 'clock we get into a bit of food chat, but with Keezy away. Yeah. It's kind of difficult. We haven't done What's on the, or any dinner-related stuff, because he wasn't here last week, even when Mogi was here. Yeah, exactly. So it's been a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks without What's on the Dinner with me, Keezy. And I know that people are thirsty. Yes, totally. And I've put my thinking cap on, because I know you're pretty flash in the kitchen there, Pugson.

34:04Flash is probably not the word I'd use. I do like trying new recipes. I do love trying new stuff. I'll try anything once, you know. Okay. It's good to know, man. As far as recipes and stuff. Yeah, okay, as far as recipes go. Yeah, no, that's cool. This guy's just clarifying. No, no, you're all good. And I know that also, you know, you've got a particular type of cuisine that you like to cook. Right. So I've come up with an idea. I've even gone so far, Pug Sun, as to make a sting for it. You made a sting. I made a sting. I was in here at about 11.30. It took me four hours. You were in Studio B.

34:44In Studio B, just whacking together a sting there. Really? And I think it's going to be a winner, and it's going to solve the conundrum that we have with regards to food chat. So you managed to make a sting, but you can't log into your computer to look at the text machine. Yeah, and it's, wow. The last time I logged into this computer, it was just riddled with porn and, you know, buzzies and stuff. I think Mogey must have got in there or something. Yeah, classic. Hey, plenty coming up after 6 o 'clock. Stay tuned.

35:16Jase:The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. You're welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Monday is going along very nicely indeed. You're listening to the Radio Hauraki Chode Show. The Radio Hauraki Big Chode. Oh, Big Chode, is it? Yeah, yeah, not Chode Show. I mean, Chode Show is cool. Yes. But I just think Big Chode. Yeah, the Big Chode. Yeah, yeah. So keep those texts coming in on 3483 as to what Pugs and I should call the show. Agreed. Whatever the show is, it's brought to you by Reburger. Crave-worthy street food, freshly made with Reburger. Reburger, b***h. You know what I mean, man?

35:52Yeah, totally, man. Sauce chicken? No. Yeah, no, I get it. What did you call me? No, I said I get it. You can't. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just got a text from my wife. She's just going to do a pasta tonight. again. You did that last week. I know. You must have told her it was good which is not what you were saying. I didn't say that. I just sort of shoved it down my throat and you know. Gave it to jizz. Always makes me feel slightly depressed when I've got pasta. Last chance to vote on the big poll at Haoraki Big Show. Who's this, Jase? Bit of Jimmy.

36:30Jase:The Haoraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes indeed the Cranberries there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday evening now Pugsana I've been thinking about this time of the day in the show normally of course and often we do What's on the Dinner with Keezy which is as you know one of our most popular slots I would say it's the cornerstone of the Big Show at the moment. It didn't start off that way but it's turned into the cornerstone of the Big Show I think largely from the name change to What's on the Dinner. The Dinner yeah Yeah, that really spiked it.

37:07We've seen that in the numbers. And I was thinking, you know, what would be really good is to carry on the sort of dinner theme in this slot. So like what you and me have for dinner or what we're planning for dinner? Well, I was thinking more along the lines of you're a bit of a foodie. I know you consider yourself, you know, a bit of a genius in the kitchen there. Not a word that I've ever used. Well, I mean, you certainly bang on about it a lot when you come in and you bring your Tupperware containers full of food. Check this out, Hoity J. Have a nibble on this one, Jase. And, of course, you're famously known for your sticky beef.

37:43Yeah, somehow. And you're also famous for, of course, your chilli eggs. That's right. And what I've noticed is there's a real Asian theme to your cooking. You seem to go for your Asian flavours. It's certainly my most common. Like I'm a huge fan of Italian cuisine in terms of when I'm like going out to restaurants and stuff. But I think what I make at home weekly is mostly Asian-inspired dishes. Like they're never going to be authentic because I'm making them. You know what I mean? But I do my best. I try different stuff. And I do like it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, as I say, I mean, I've tasted it. I've sampled a bit of your food.

38:21It's bloody good. Yeah, true. We had the chili egg on it. Yeah. Now, listen, I was thinking, how does this sound to you? Patsang's Asian Delights. And you basically just describe some, give us some Asian recipes, your top ten. Right. Till the fellas get back. Patsang's Asian Delights. My only concern is I don't know if I'm super qualified to be able to do that. Oh, look, mate, from what I've sampled, you are more than qualified. Like, I am part Asian, but... To show you how keen I am, I even made a sting for it. You made a sting. I made a sting because I think this is going to be a winner, and I think Keezy's going to be freaking out about what's on the dinner with Keezy once Pugsans Asian Delights takes off.

39:10There is a red button here that says Asian Delights. Is that the one? Can you give it a whirl for me?

39:17Pugsans Asian Delights. Hang on. That sounds an awful lot like me. How did you get the... Oh, I just... AI? Oh. Yeah, play it again, would you? Hug Sun's Asian Delights. Now, see, I like that you've included a little, I think that it must be a wok or something in the background. Yeah, it's frying some oil or something. Yeah, okay. I just couldn't find the musical bed. Oh. Well, no, there was music under that. Oh, yeah, but it was just, I mean, I can do better. I'll probably try something else tomorrow, but are you keen? Can I sign you up? Ah, look. Yeah, beautiful. I know. So tomorrow night, New Zealand, for the first time ever, on the Radio Hauraki Big Show, or wide and short, the Hauraki Chode Show, as it's standing currently, Pugsans Asian Delights.

40:04We'll see.

40:05Jase:The Hauraki Big Show, with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Muse there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday night, but right now it's time for... The Big Pole.

40:25And the question on the big pole today, dancing sober, yes or no? Now, I went to the concert on Saturday night, and I've got to say it was fantastic. The Manuki Fuel Full Metal Orchestra. Yeah, it was absolutely brilliant. And people were massively getting into it. As they should. And having a good old dance. You know, even the people sitting in the stand where I was, as a sort of little VIP roped off section. Could you see me downside of stage having a boogie? Yeah, well, you weren't. You were just passing most of the time. Ah. But that's all G, man, and there's no judgment there. All people boogie in different ways, don't they?

41:03Yeah, well, they do. And there's all these people dancing around me, an old hoody jazer. I would just sit down, you fools. Bloody fools. But as I was saying back in the day when I used to get on it, I used to go to gigs all the time. Truly, I did. Yeah, we're still going to gigs now. We've gone to gigs. That's true. And I used to love a dance. Yeah. But the reality was I only loved to dance because I was steamed. Responsibly. Responsibly. And I was the guy genuinely so often that would be the first on the dance floor. And I'd be cutting shapes like you wouldn't believe, Pug San. Now, I think we've got to be clear about your definition of dancing here.

41:44I went to a gig with you maybe last year, and it was Marlon's Dreaming at the Hollywood Avondale. Oh, yes. And that was a great gig. We were there with your family as well, and you were getting a little two-step going, man. You were not cutting shapes. No. Not cutting shapes. So you're not, like, going hard. For me personally, I can dance completely sober. I've got no issue with that. Right, okay. And I'll do that in the light. I'll do that in the dark, whatever the situation may be. Yeah, but you've got no shame, though. That's exactly right. And there was someone that texted in earlier that was about 50, and I'm getting towards that, that said, I'm 50 now.

42:19I simply don't care. But I can't get over the mental hurdle when I'm sober to actually dance and not feel like a complete fatos. Can I ask you this? When you look at other people dancing, are you going, you look like a complete fatos in your head? Right. Well, that'll be why. That'll be why. Because you're looking at them like they're idiots. And so you think if you start feeling the music, you're going to feel the same thing or be perceived the same way. Well, you know, if they're really getting into it, I go, no, fair job. You know what I mean? Right. Fair cop, I should say, not chop. But you can sometimes tell where people are not into it and they're just kind of trying to dance, which is painfully awkward.

42:58But I'm curious to know what the results of the big poll were. Have you got any predictions for me? Dancing Sober, yes or no? I'd say it's probably going to favour yes, something like 70 to 30. Right. Right. Dancing sober with 66 % no. Wow. Yeah. I'm surprised. So 34 % of people are comfortable dancing sober. Okay, that makes sense. Responsibly, yeah. Oh, well, that's good. That makes me feel better about myself because I was thinking, God, I'm such a grumpy old bastard that I don't dance anymore, but now I know 66 % of people feel the same way Hoardy J does. Yeah, but you're still a grumpy old bastard.

43:38Yeah, that's true. You've just got to get into it, man. And same for the people that voted no on that. Just get into it, man. Well, I mean, it's all very well for you when you're off your head. You've only got one life. You might as well have a boogie. We'll just start passion, eh? In your case.

43:52Jase:Yeah. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Jeff Leppard there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Monday night. Now, we're very cognizant and aware of the fact that a lot of people out there are probably missing the fellow's voices there, Park Zone. Oh, absolutely. I mean, I miss them around here. Well, I miss Mike around here. You know what I mean? Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. To be honest, I don't miss any of them. Oh. You know, I'm enjoying your company. Oh, that's very kind. I'm enjoying one-on-one with Pugsun. Yeah. Everyone likes a bit of one-on-one with Pugsun. Yeah, so I hear. Hey, now, listen, with that in mind, what we're occasionally going to do, and because, you know, we can't be arsed at this time of the night, chuck in a bit of a best bit from years past.

44:32What have you got for us today, Pugsun? That's right, because the big show started, what, 2020, 2021? I don't know, man. Okay, cool. Well, this one's from December 2022. Wow. And this is in your more heroic days, can I say that? It's about you saving the life of a dog. That'd be right. It's Jason Mikes. What's that thing they say? Carpe diem. Buyer beware. Advice Corner. Yeah, and it's always a pleasure to help the Kiwis out there that make the effort to text us on 3483 and put their questions to us, Mike. Yeah, absolutely. Mikes, I mean, you know what I mean? You know, it makes it all worthwhile for me in the sense of I've got to go and do some contract stuff soon.

45:13Yeah. This stuff here on the test machine, you can give me hundreds of thousands of dollars, but it's not going to do the same thing these techs do.

45:21Jase:No, that's right. That's what it's about for me. That's right. You know, and I also do a bit of HR work for one of a couple of big corporations around the place. They get me in to fire lots of people, especially around the Christmas period. Yeah, yeah, difficult time. You know, and that's like this, the advice. You know, I consider it fun. So it's a real privilege. Yeah, totally, mate. Totally. Hey, what are we running with today there, my friend? Read it out for us, would you? Sure. G'day, lads. It starts. Whenever I bowl right arm around the wicket to the left hander, I find that my arm falls off and my whites get covered in blood.

45:59Jase:My partner often threatens to leave me as a result of excess washing. What can I do? Cheers. And that's from Sam. Yeah. So what was he saying? Right arm around the wicket to a left-hander. Yeah. Right arm around to a left-hander. And his arm falls off. Yeah, yeah. Because you see, what you're often having to do in that particular action is really straighten your arm out, which I can totally see the snapping action and then the arm actually coming loose from the socket and flying off. Yeah, totally. And for anyone that has lost an arm, which I have, she's a lot of blood. She's a lot of blood. And if you're wearing white, your lovely crisp white, yeah, it's a real issue.

46:37Jase:And it's an issue right across the team as well because then you're having to get the arm reattached. Yes. And it really slows the overrate down. And you'll find you'll be getting penalised at the end of the day because you're never getting through your 90, are you? I mean, it's a real son of a B. Now, from another way to look at it is if your release is correct, you'll find that the arm coming off and the follow-through will distract the batsman enough that you're probably going to get some wickets. You'll certainly slow down the run rate. Yes, you sure will. You'll definitely slow down the run rate.

47:12Just on that, by the way, in terms of getting blood all over your whites, we've all been there, haven't we? Got caught out. Why do you guys think it's normal for an arm to just fly off? So if you're getting blood in your whites, it's a real bastard, bat feces. Oh, yeah. Just smear some bat feces on it. and she comes out beautiful.

47:37Jase:Yeah, well, I tell you what, there's a plethora of the Pekka Pekka long tail. Yes. Bat around at the moment, so you can get your hands on those pretty easy. Yeah, you can. And they love a game of cricket. You'll often find them sitting up in the Pahutacalas around cricket grounds around the country, just watching any sort of three-day games. T20s are a big fan of as well. Yeah, exactly. And especially, you know, like in this particular scenario where he's lost his arm and blood is pissing everywhere, they don't mind a bit of slurp of the old blood too, the old pecker pecker. No, no, they love a pecker pecker.

48:08Jase:So you're saying that this guy who's just lost an arm should go and get a bat and rub that on his arm, on his stump. Don't be ridiculous, mate. No, I can't. His missus should go and get the bat and rub it on the whites because she's the one moaning about the bloodstones. Do you listen to what these people are saying? And can I just make the point, please? Bat feces on the bloodstone. You can't rub a live bat on it. It's not going to do anything. The SPCA will be all over you. God. Right, that's my bad. So hopefully that helps. Did they leave a name, by the way, Mike? Yeah, that was Sam. Oh, Sam.

48:44Good on you, mate. Sam-o. But on the flip side of that as well, mate, just leave it. Well, yeah, or bowl over the wicket. Oh, yeah, true. You can do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh, jeez, that takes me back, Pugson. You used to be a real, is the word philanthropic? Yes, a philanthropist. You used to be a real charitable guy. Yeah, well, I mean, I still am. And nothing's changed for old Horty J on that front. I mean, I do a lot of charity work. I just don't like to bang on about it. Yeah, right. And, you know, it can affect the fee that I get too if I'm talking about how much charity work I'm doing.

49:19Ah, fair enough. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Jeez, that's great stuff. Takes me back.

49:25Jase:The Hauraki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

49:37Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's a big show done and dusted. We're throwing punches, Pugson. It's difficult, to be honest, without the fellas, isn't it? Two-thirds of the show down, but, you know, we're giving it a good crack. I'm enjoying giving it a crack. Can I say that? It is a fun challenge to not have the other two voices here. You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely I do. Now, listen, in the podcast outro today, you learnt some stuff about Hoity J that you didn't realise. First and foremost, that I've been married five times. Yeah, and that's got nothing to do with the outro clip that Dilly's put on the wall, though.

50:09That's another part of the podcast about the thing that we were talking about at the start of the show. Actually, something that just jumped into my mind that I need to share with you here. Oh, can we do this off here? No, no. Because I don't want to have to put a disclaimer on it. It needs to be before the show. I was in the urinal before, and I'm not joking. There was, and excuse the toilet chat here, but there was a tiny poo in the urinal. And I'm sorry, this is the only place I can exclaim that. Yeah, it's a shocker, eh? I thought that was the only place I could exclaim that was the podcast outro, and then we opened the show and that's the first thing that came out of your mouth was the steamer and the urinal.

50:56Well, I'm just curious what was going through the mind of the person doing the steamer. Or just how it ended up there. You know what I mean? Well, that's the other thing, isn't it? Is that he would have had to have be bent over the urinal. Careful, careful. And people you would presume are always going in and out of that toilet. As soon as you open the door to this toilet, you're looking at whoever's at the urinal in the side of the face. So someone's probably seen the perpetrator of this heinous act while he's doing a steamer in the urinal. It's just the weirdest, weirdest thing. Unless, and I hate to theorise on such a filthy issue, unless it was later added.

51:36You know what I mean? Right, scooped, scooped. I'm trying so hard to be delicate about it. There isn't a way for me to do that, unfortunately. There's nothing delicate about a turd in the urinal, all right? I'm sorry, there isn't. And what a note to end on from the Honiki show today. Hey, now listen, make sure you check out the Instagram. Make sure you check out the podcast till tomorrow. See you later. Bye.