FULL SHOW: The Plan For Brissy

18:09I'm a travelling salesman. Ah, back bone. Are you running a couple of three families there, man? And that'd be the ideal situation. You know it. All right, Gary, you're in the drawer as well, mate. Fingers crossed. Thanks, Philip. Love you, man. Good on you, mate. Tell you what, for a travelling salesman, I think he needs a bit of phone. Yeah, that's right. A wee bit in and out of the air. Well, I'll tell you what, he's a silver-tongued bastard. Isn't he?

18:34Keyzie:It'd be quite stressful running a three-family scenario, wouldn't it? Why are you considering it? Well, no, you know, it'd just be like... Toe's bad enough. You could see, you know, the slip of the tongue. Yeah. Getting the names of your missus wrong and your kids and all that. I mean, who's Roseanne? I mean, John. Roseanne. I mean. Yeah. I mean, what? By the way, someone's just texting here. G'day, fellas. Can you just tell me a little bit more about Street Dog and their electric motorcycles? Oh, great question. Both of the bikes we're giving away, the Street Dog 50 and the XR, are electric. They're stylish.

19:06They're rebellious. As hell, they're fully electric, effortless to ride, custom built, seriously good looking and very sustainable. They're great looking. and as soon as I saw that we're giving them away, I inquired as to getting one myself.

19:16Keyzie:Yes, they are bloody good looking. I mean, I'm not generally interested in vehicles of any kind of form, but they were beautiful and they're silent. They are silent. Silent. Just silent. Ah. June. Is it? In excess, man. Why not? The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. In excess there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday, evening. The time is 4.52. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.

19:52Keyzie:Yeah. Sorry, Jase. No, you're not, man. You know I'm already on edge. You're just trying to rack me up. Jase, we're not on the edge. We're not on the edge. We're on Hauraki. How many times do I have to tell you that? You're good, man. Fellas, I've been watching some more of Widow's Bay. There's only three episodes available. The next one will be available on your Wednesday there. It's about an island somewhere in America where they're trying to get the tourists in. They get the tourists in, but there's heaps of spooky stuff going on. Spooky. But it's funny. Very quirky characters and also pretty scary.

20:24There's some scary stuff going on in there. Good frights. Highly recommend. I reckon probably four out of a possible five buzzies. That's on your Apple TV. Get involved. But I am going to say I'm not going to watch any more until all the episodes are out so I can just smash them. Because it's annoying running out of episodes. at the Widow's Bay. Very good. Having said that,

20:44Keyzie:I think I've got Apple. I think I do have Apple. Oh, God. But you know how you just lose track of what you've got and what you don't? This is why you're not allowed the credit card. It just becomes all very complicated. Yeah, so you change the channel and you still can't work it out, eh? I just sit on Samsung TV now. You sit on your TV? And I watch, you know, I Survived, and there's this great channel called RCD, I think it's called, and all it plays is just all these really old school movies. Oh. So I just sit on that. I watched the Harrison Ford one last night. I couldn't even really tell you what it was about, but it was mindless.

21:20Keyzie:I like Harrison Ford. It was good. Was it the one with the... Jeez, this is a great little bit of content. We don't know what it was called. Yeah, but it was great. Not on the buzzy scale. Nah. Was it the one with the whip and the hat? No. Okay. Was it the one where he was in the Amish community? No. Was it the one where he jumped off the waterfall? Yes. Oh, good. Yeah, that's a good one, that one. The Fugitive. Seriously, over the weekend, I watched some Samsung TV. Some Samsung? The terrible Airbnb we were staying in had Samsung TV, and I was like, I'm going to check this out, because Hoardy J's been banging on about it.

21:55Interesting setup they've got. It is. A whole lot of the weirdest channels. One channel was just cricket matches from the 80s. Oh. And then another channel after that was just playing nonstop highlights of the 2015 PGA Tour. Kept going, kept going through, couldn't find anything for ages, then found one about trains, a show about trains.

22:13Keyzie:There's always something on Samsung TV. Get it today. You should be a spokesperson. But that's not what I want to review. Last night I watched, I think it's the third episode of Celebrity Treasure Island. Yes. The latest season on TVNZ+. And I'm going to be honest, this season just has not grabbed me at all. Through no fault of their own, last night two players got injured doing a challenge and would then left the island. Yeah. And it's just like, okay, cool. So now they're going to have to drag out the same amount of episodes with less eliminations and stuff like that. And just this, I don't know, it just hasn't grabbed me.

22:50I don't know why. It's a shame because I love that show. Shut it down. No, I've got to keep watching it. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. No, I've heard that it gets very dramatic. I hope so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was a bit of drama, but it just hasn't. You know when a show just doesn't grab you like it should grab you? Yeah. I'll give this season probably 2.8 buzzies out of five so far. Sounds like they should give it the Keezy. Yeah. And just act the vast. Just sack Keezy. Yeah, but that's on TVNZ+. Hey, Jase, what's coming up after five?

23:19Keyzie:That is a really good question because I've heard you guys banging on about, you know, going the magic round. I'm going to do this and then we'll do this and then that will be terrific. So we're going to go through our magic round plans? You're going to go through your magic round plans? We did have a comedian coming in, but I don't know what's happened with that. He just completely didn't show up. Oh, okay. Is that it? He just showed up. He comedians. He can never trust them. You can't count on them, man. That's for sure. Weird bastards. And I've got, you know, I mentioned it yesterday on the show, a gratitude book now.

23:50Keyzie:Journal. Journal. So I can start, you know, posting things I'm grateful for. Posting them in your book. In my book, yeah.

24:00The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

24:06Keyzie:Welcome back, your massive backbone. Hope your Tuesday's going off. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you by Toledo's. That's right. Toledo's natural electrolyte drinks. Can't find us? Request Toledo's at Pack and Save today.

24:23Keyzie:Toledo's. Toledo's. Jase, just a heads up, Moggy. I think Jase is just still in a little hur of a mood, just a bit, but better than yesterday. Only barely. Yeah. Look at him. And the thing is, mate, sorry, Jase. Can I call you Jase? Yeah, man. Is that a new shirt, man? Tiz, thank you for noticing, Mogi. The thing is, Jase, we want you to be enjoying what you're doing. And if there's anything Mogi and I can do to make your experience here better, you need to let us know. You can leave. Here he is. He's got some jokes. Yeah. Well, it's funny because, you know, when we came in today, old Keezy was in a hur of a night.

25:03Keyzie:He was. He was in a horror of a mood. He was. And then I said, hey, I've got a job to do. That's right. And I snapped out of it. And that's what I do every single day without fail. Yeah. I snap out of it and just douche, douche, douche quality radio. Is that what it is? Good on you, mate. But no, I've had little moments of being moody today. Not as bad as yesterday. Yesterday was bad. The weekend was bad. It was bad. This weekend's not going to be good. but I'm worried about you this weekend because, of course, Jase, you've given up the vaping for the month of May. Temptation's going to be everywhere over this coming weekend.

25:40You're going to hate it. You're going to be away with us. We're going to be booze. We're going to be screaming in your ear. Actually, in Australia, isn't it way harder to buy vapes? Very difficult. So it'll be straight to the derries then. But there'll be darts everywhere.

25:51Keyzie:No, I don't think it is. It's the land of honey and darts. Because I had a vape in Australia, and it was pretty easy. Jeez, he's got it covered. This guy knows how to travel. Well, I mean, obviously if you've got cash, it's easy. And actually, because I'm doing a bit of a cultural tour of Brisbane, so I won't really be around you losers. You know what I mean? So you might just sneak off for a vape somewhere. Is that what you're saying? Who knows what I do in my private space and time. I know. You know, just cruising down the river. Sure. No, I don't do that, Keith. That's disgusting. What you just did with your hand and your mouth was disgusting.

26:30What are you talking about?

26:32Keyzie:That is disgusting, man. Speaking of Brisbane, the fellas are going to crap on about their plans of how they're going about it next. We've got plans. We've got a game plan for Brisbane, all right? In the meantime, here's music. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kesey. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Yes, indeed. Silver chair there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is 5.13. If you don't know it, the Fielos are off to Brizzy on Friday. And I've been sitting quietly in the studio here and out in the office listening to these backbones bang on about their plans and how they're going to tackle the weekend.

27:15Yeah. That's right. That's exactly right. Now, this is our third year, isn't it, Fielos? And we've gained a little bit of experience over that time about what works and what doesn't. Yeah, and the interesting thing is the first year was just like blowout, blowout, the Warriors won, okay, we'll miss our flights and have another blowout. That's how we played it. Yeah. Absolutely cooked after that. Second year, kind of did the same thing. It was like blowout, blowout, wake up super early in the morning and fly home and you're wrecked. Yeah. I can't remember last year. Yeah, no, it's a blur, isn't it?

27:48It just feels like the one time we've been. That's the weirdest thing. In absolute all honesty, I can't separate them. And I'm the same. It's just one big blurry thing except for last year Mania was there. So whenever he was there, I go, oh, that was last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this year it's kind of like, do you just keep doing that? And it just all floods into one memory that's... Responsibly, of course. Yeah. Does that apply in Australia? I'm not sure it does. And also I'm just saying blowout. And the other issue that I've got, and you don't have this, Kesey, because you're a good 15 years younger than me, is I don't have three days in a row in me anymore, certainly because I've been out of practice.

28:23So if I'd been on it all year, then sure, maybe I'd have a crack at it. But the kind of the problems that I've got is, number one, I want to be in my absolute prime for the Warriors game against the Broncos. It's going to be the biggest game of the weekend, not just because we're playing, but because it's also at the home of the Broncos. It'll be the biggest crowd by far. It's going to be massive. Yeah, and that's on Sunday. And that's on Sunday. So that's my problem. I want to be on fire for that. So in order to be in great nick, that's the last day. Yeah. How am I going to be in great nick on the last day, Jase?

28:51It's not possible. So the only way – so there's that. Number two, I'm old. Number three, I also know I'm not strong enough to resist first night fever. So I know I can say that I'm not going to get on it on the first night. I'm lying to myself and I know I've never, ever not got on it on the first night in my life. Especially a group, I mean, all I can speak from is experience. Any group of guys organizing a trip to go somewhere, like we are with the four guys and then we're going to meet our winners over there as well. Every single one of them always gets first night fever and you get stuck in on the first night and potentially ruin the whole trip.

29:24Yeah, 100%. It's a real thing. Now, if you're younger, it's fine. You can kind of recover or recover a little bit quicker. But at my age, even last year, I think it was last year, because my brother-in-law turned up on the Saturday, and I was an absolute pile. Absolutely useless. So he turned up all excited. Let's go, Moogie, let's go. Yeah, yeah, and I had nothing, absolutely nothing. So I think what I have to do is first night, just embrace what I am, which is a scumbag. So first night fever, I'm into it. Yeah. Saturday, I'm just going to be a hungover scumbag all day long. Now, I might go to a bar, I might go to a restaurant, but I'm not going back to Caxton Street.

29:56I'm not going to feel the weight of having to get down to the ground and watch games or anything like that. I'm going to look after myself, get to bed about 7 p.m.

30:04Keyzie:On Saturday, are you talking about? On Saturday night, and then on Sunday, I'm brand new again. I'm raring to go. I'm up at 6 a.m., and we're into it. This is the thing, right? So you're 100 %ing two of the three nights. Yes. The other alternative is 100 % the first night and then sort of 60 % the second night and then about 30 % the third night. Yeah, I don't want to do that because I think that Warriors game is too important. You don't want to celebrate a win by being unable to celebrate the win. Yeah, yeah. My concern is... That I'm a piece of shit. Well, yes. I mean, Keezy's just Keezy, isn't he?

30:44Keyzie:Yeah. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Um, Mogi is that you will not, after having the first night blowout, abide the second day hangover. Well, this is, you know, look, all I can do is make a plan. I'm not saying I'm going to follow it. All I can do is, like, the best laid plans of mice and men. Men, yes. You know, so I'll make the plan. That seems like, look, I've tried everything else, Jase. And by everything else, I mean I've tried getting on it the first day and the second day and the third day. I've tried that. So I've done that twice. Let's see what this looks like if I try it the other way because I really want to be on fire that last day.

31:19That's the important day.

31:22Keyzie:Friday, I'm going to a concert. What kind of concert are you? Yeah, symphony.

31:31Keyzie:Saturday, I've got a lovely river tour and then I'm going to a musical. and in between the tour, the river and the musical, I'll visit a few galleries. Right, so that's your plan. Maybe have a light lunch, a salad or something like that. Like shooting galleries, like heroin and that. Or like art galleries. The Sunday, I'll reluctantly join you for the big match. Oh, wow. And that's the thing. I want to be in my prime for that because there's nothing that Jace loves more than you and me standing on either side of him, Kesey, absolutely hammered screaming as the Waz bring it home over the course of 80 minutes.

32:11See, now that's a good goal to aim for. I loved doing that. Yes. Two years in a row. It's been great fun. Yes.

32:16Keyzie:I've had a word to Dave from Boys Trip. Yeah. He said, I promise you, Jase, that's never going to happen again. That first one was a shocker. Never again. When we beat the Panthers. When you beat the Panthers, you guys, I was just like out of there after the game. You flew home and we stayed on. It was bloody great. Look, if anyone else has got any strategies on how they would approach this particular weekend, it's not an issue, but situation, feel free to text through on 3483. Every text in the draw for 50 bucks cash. Thanks to Toledo. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

32:58Keyzie:Royal blood there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. We're talking plans for our upcoming tour of Brizzy starting on Friday. Mogi's plan in short. Yes. Go hard on the Friday when we arrive. Go easy on the Saturday. Recover on the Saturday. Go hard on the Sunday. 100 % right. My goal is, look, I know I get first night fever. I know I can't resist it, so I need to embrace it. Go hard, hard, hard Friday. Hard, hard, hard, hard. Yeah. From the moment we get to the airport, 9 o 'clock in the morning. Hard, hard, hard, hard. Then rest all day on Saturday. Not go easy. Do nothing. Then on the Sunday, because I really want to go hard for the wahs, go hard again.

33:34Yeah. Hard, soft, hard. Yes. And then just pieces on the flight home on the Monday there. But that's future-mogies' problem. And that's fine. That's fine. That's what the trip's for. That's what it's all about. That's the thing, Jase. Now, Jase, your strategy is to pretty much flag everything that we're doing. To waste a trip and a ticket. And a ticket that Boys Trip have put together for us to go to art galleries, a river cruise, a musical, and a symphony concert. Get a bit of culture in me, fellas.

33:59Keyzie:Australian culture, yeah. Well, quite seriously, because we have been there twice, and I've always been like, I didn't see any of Brisbane. Yeah, but you saw Caxton Street. Yeah, that was more than enough. So I genuinely do want to go and have a bit of a ticky tour around, you know, check it out, see what it's like, see what's going on, what the city's like, all that sort of jazz. With a credit card. No, you don't get the word credit card. That is absolutely not happening. How do you feel about these texts on 3483 that say things like, from John, what a waste of a trip. Leave the little fella behind.

34:35Yeah, how do you feel about that? Yeah.

34:36Keyzie:I feel strong in my own self, and so it's like water off a duck's back. Yeah, right. Hoytie Janus that is boring as batshit. Bog asks if he can be swapped out for Hoyt. To be honest, I wouldn't mind that. Actually, concerning is that our winner, Todd, is texting us asking if he can join Hoytie. Oh, good on you, Tony. No, you can't, mate. How do you know he's our winner? Because it's got his name written there. Oh, right. Okay. You remember his name. If you turn on the computer, you'll be able to access the same text machine I have access to. Okay. No, you're just tapping a random keyboard. That's not it.

35:13Turn a computer on. Right. So my strategy for the weekend, fellas, traditionally it has been over the three nights, go hard, go slightly less hard, and then by the end of it, you're trying to go hard. You can't quite go hard. And once again, I'm talking about Magic Round. Oh, right.

35:31Keyzie:Okay, yeah, because I was wondering there for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so this year I think I might start soft on the Friday. Oh, yeah. Very soft on the Friday. So you guys might be having beers at the airport responsibly and all that sort of stuff. But I might just, you know, download a few podcasts, have the headphones on, maybe have a nap on the plane. And then we've got to do a bit of an event on the Friday there. Head to the stadium. At a bar. At a bar. Yeah, sure, but I don't have to get involved. Head to the stadium. Sure, they've got a bar tab. I don't have to get involved with that.

36:04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to the stadium. Buy a flag.

36:07Keyzie:I've never seen you refuse a bar tab. Ever. Once. Well, this is his plan, though, Jase. This is to maximise his fun. Yeah, so the Friday night, stadium, get a hot dog, buy a flag, a pound of chips, Coke Zero. bed by like 10. You know what I mean? And then Saturday. I know what you mean, yeah. Maybe start to ramp it up a little bit, not too much. It's mostly about the Sunday. But then again, on the Sunday, do I have to get stuck in or do I just stay in like a sort of chill mode for the whole weekend and just enjoy and remember everything? Yeah. What do you reckon? Yeah, well, you can hang out with Jason.

36:47It's all good. Me and Pugs will sort it out.

36:48Keyzie:I was going to say, that is the most bullshit plan I've ever heard in my life. It's a rough guide. I don't know if it's a plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I give that 0.00001 % chance of coming true. Oh, zero. It's straight zero. My plan was actually to be in bed by 10 o 'clock on Friday. But I do think there's an honest chance of that happening. It's a long day. It's a long day on Friday. I don't think it's going to happen. Plus, 10 o 'clock over there is midnight. Oh, so I can do a steamer. Yeah, it's an extra couple of hours. so we'll steam her and then off to bed. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki.

37:28Keyzie:Yes, indeed, friends. Ferdinand there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is exactly 20 to 6 o 'clock. Fellas, some huge news a few weeks back. The Keezy sort of star, you know, went to another level, didn't it? On the rise, yeah. Yeah, it rose to another level in terms of my fame and my celebrity. I was asked to be in Woman's Day magazine. Yeah. Which is obviously huge. I've never been in it. I've never been asked. Hey, you say the word and I'll put in a good word for you, Moggy. I'm all good. And so a few weeks ago we had the photographs taken, which was quite an enjoyable experience, really.

38:08I was really dreading it. I was like, oh, gosh, this is not my cup of tea at all. That's not your strength. But they came around, they were lovely, and I took photos of my wife and I at our house. It was very nice. Hot. Well, it was hot, actually. It was a beautiful day.

38:21Keyzie:because you went out the night before and got all new sort of gears, didn't you? That's right. New dog skeezy. I did, I did. I went out and got some new threads, just because they will have three outfits available, and I was like, well, and none of the outfits can have logos or anything, you know what I mean? So I had to go and just buy a few new things, which is great. But today we actually had the interview for the actual meat and potatoes of what the sort of article is going to be written around, and we fleshed it out. They went through various parts of our relationship and my career and things like that.

38:51But at the end, there was an interesting question, and I didn't know how to answer it. And it was about our relationship, and the question was, what's something that might surprise people about your relationship? And my wife and I sort of looked at each other. We were like, I don't know. And then I was like, oh, apart from it being an open relationship, I'm not really sure. True story, though. Yeah, yeah. Well no, it was a joke that I just sort of said off Just to sort of lighten the, you know

39:21Keyzie:Maybe a true thing is said in jest Yes, thank you And you know, there was that gym thing With that other Oh yes You remember? I do Well no, that's incorrect It was a woman at the gym What's the headline? I don't know On the rocks with me, Keezy You've clearly never read Woman's Day Because they're not blah blah blah with me someone It's not how they write their headlines They're missing a trick there because it works a treat here. Baby on the way. It's not about having a baby on the way. Nothing we did mention babies. They actually asked, you know, what are the plans for the future? Oh yeah. You're keeping it on the DL though.

39:59Well you just gotta give yourself some wriggle room you know, you just sort of say, oh you know we're pretty happy as we are. We're trying. Enjoying trying. No I didn't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not enjoying trying. No, well that's not what I'm saying. We're trying but not

40:13Keyzie:enjoying it. No, obviously. One of us really doesn't like it. Yeah. So I was just thinking, fellas, what's an interesting thing people don't know about your relationships? Oh, mine. How would you respond to that question? Yeah, it's a good question. I mean, it's probably never been put into words before, but probably that my wife is the happiest woman in the world. But again, I mean, if people gave it half a thought, they would know that. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? She'd say the same thing? Oh, 100%. But she'd say it through tears of joy. Yes. What about you, Jase? I think sort of in a similar vein, really.

40:55Keyzie:It would be along the lines of it just gets better and better. Yeah, right. You know, people talk about the seven-year itch and all that sort of jazz. I think for my wife, it's like every year is just another joy. Every year gets itchier. You know, it's... Every day, another scratch. It's just another joyful thing. I mean, I certainly wouldn't do what you did and say that, you know, give my sexual sort of secrets away. Well, that's what you're talking about. Well, just the open relationship and stuff. Well, no, that was a joke. I made a joke. She laughed. We all had a good chuckle. Oh, yeah. They probably felt uncomfortable.

41:37Keyzie:Well, yeah. Because oftentimes, just to diffuse a situation, you'll sort of laugh and hope to move on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally.

41:47Do you guys like Metallica?

41:53I'm interested to know what else you said, to be honest with you, Keezy. Nah, Metallica's started now, man. Here's one. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

42:06Keyzie:Welcome back, you massive backbones. How's your Tuesday night going? Well, I hope. By the way, you're listening at this moment in time to The Big Show. brought to you by Toledo's. That's right, Toledo's natural electrolyte drinks, family-friendly made in Aotearoa. Toledo's.co.nz. Toledo's. Hey, fellas. What's up, Jase? I was just looking into Studio B. What are you giving? I'm looking at Pugs' mo. And you know whether he'd shave it off. What do you mean? Because he's a good-looking fella. and I was like, he should shave his mow off. Why would he do that? Well, just because I'm curious to know what he'd look like.

42:51Yeah, we should do it for that reason.

42:53Keyzie:And I think you should shave your mow off a magic round, Keezy. Oh, that's a good idea. I'm down with that. What would that achieve? Other than heaps of people being gutted. Yeah, that's true. My wife among them. Hey, now listen. What's for Teen New Zealand is coming up next, so text us on 3483. What's for dinner? and what your name is and where you're texting from. Where you're texting from. That's 3483. You can win 50 bucks cash. Before then, though, fellas, what are you guys having for tea? Oh. That's what I want to know. I'm having pita bread with falafels and various sort of salad arrangements and sauces.

43:30Keyzie:Well, it's kind of yum, and the thing that's annoying me about it, and I'm very grateful for that. The thing that's annoying me about it is that it was my idea, and now I'm going, I don't want that. Yeah. You know what? Do you guys ever do that? Well, no, it's sort of the sort of thing where because you're in a perpetual horror of a mood at the moment, the month of May is for you just a moody month. You're never going to be happy no matter what's going on, Jase. And that's just all there is to it. I think that's true. I think there's a lot of truth to that. Do you have, what's the chickpea stuff called?

44:02Hummus? Do you have hummus on there and daka? Hummus. Hummus.

44:08Keyzie:And daka? We do have hummus and we make our own little homemade sort of minty yoghurt sauce. No, but what are the daka stuff? Is it called? Daka? No, I don't have any daka. Do you not have a daka? No, I don't. I love a daka. Don't got no daka. We had a daka. What are you having, Keezy? I believe we're having Bang Bang Chicken Tacos from a My Food Hello Box. Yeah, I've got a Hello Box going on. I'm not sure what we're having, though. I'll find out when I get home, fellas, and I'll update you tomorrow. Yeah, could you send some pics into the chat tonight? I've got to be honest, last night we had like a butterfly lamb situation with a nice salad.

44:42The lamb wasn't very nice. You're not like that. I was like, this is worse than the lamb we'd normally get from the supermarket. You've got a case of the hoody jays. I do. I was in a hurl mood.

44:51Keyzie:Anyway, keep those texts coming on 3483. In the meantime, here's the Arctic Monkeys. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Foo Fight is there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening, but right now it's time for... Oh yeah, hey guys, text here from Steve. What's on the tea with me, dinner with me, Keezy? That's good. Yeah, so good, fellas. Yes. It's the segment where you text in on 3483 what you're having for dinner, and your name and where you're texting from as well. We read it on the show, and then you can potentially win 50 bucks cash. Pretty good segment. It's a brilliant segment, Keezy.

45:31Never been done before on radio. No. And everybody's copying us now. They look like fools. Are they really? It just grows and grows, this segment. This one's from Jeremy. Jeremy spoke in class today. Wowls. No, it's Jeremy spoke in class today. G'day, guys. Jeremy spoke in class today. From the Nacky here. What's on the Dinner With Me TV tonight is homemade chicken penang curry, rice, and roti. Oh, yeah. I love curry.

46:04Keyzie:Yeah, no, I'm all G with that. I prefer to be having that myself. Yeah. I like a Penang. Yeah. Love curry so much, man. Yeah. I'd say it's one of my favorite foods, if it wasn't already pizza. Yeah. Oh, noodles and dumplings. And dumplings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And beers. G'day there, fellas. Richard here. Moonga. Oh. Yes. It's Richie Moonga. I had no Richards. Burton. There you go, Burton. Actor. Yeah. Yeah. G'day there. Richie Mwanga here making homemade smash burgers with some In-N-Out burger sauce imported. That's Richard from Auckland. So many things about that that irritates me. The smash burger is annoying, I've got to say.

46:48I never used to be worried about it, but Jason's got me on board because of the smashed avocado. Yes. Smash burger. So you just, it's a patty, but you smash it. Is that the idea? No, I mean, you could boil it down to that, but unlike a smashed avo, which is just smashing a piece of avo, Smashburger involves making circles of mints with like butter and all sorts, putting them in the fridge, smashing them really thin. Right. And there's a whole thing to it, and then you layer them, and it's amazing. Oh, do you? It's delicious, and it's really juicy and succulent. Sounds foul. You're in a whore of a mood too, Mogi.

47:22Have you given up vaping? You don't like the sound of that, Chase? Look. It does sound good. I don't think I've read one.

47:28Keyzie:Yeah, look, I'm happy with that. I'd go with that. You know what we should do is get you guys a good smash burger. I know a good place. Oh, he knows a good place. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's at Suncorp Stadium this weekend at Magic Round. Backbone. Backbone. Oh, wait, no, that's a smashed burger. Which I'll probably get. Eee. Eee. G'day there, fellas. Backbone. Pete here. Davidson. Sampras. Pete's Dragon. Peter Pumley Walker. Nah, just Pete. from Tauranga. G'day, guys. Pete here from Tauranga. Bubble and Squeak tonight. I can never remember. We can't. I can never remember what it is. The amount of times this has come up and we go, what is bubble?

48:12I feel like it's leftover dinner, which is, but I feel like it's mashed potatoes. With potatoes. You fry up some potatoes or something. Yeah, fried potatoes and some other stuff in there.

48:21Keyzie:Yes, and saucy. Oh, yeah. I think saucy is involved there. Yeah. Bubble and Squeak. I'm actually Googling it so we know what it is. Because there's a lot of them. You've got bubble and sweet, you've got toad in the hole. There's a whole bunch of English pigs in a blanket. Pigs in a blanket. What's described here as one of the great peasant dishes of the world. Peasant food, that's what I would call it. Cooked potatoes and cabbage mixed together and fried with leftovers. Who's got cabbage, though? Cabbage is an old-fashioned sort of a set-up, isn't it? People don't really eat that anymore. It's very rare to come across a cabbage.

48:56Keyzie:I've got to be honest with you, Mogey. My wife loves a bit of cabbage. She, you know, but your purple cabbage. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's always chucking bits of cabbage and stuff. Well, that tends to be in a salad. Not very rare to say cooked. And certainly an old school green one. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I do. I do. When you went to school, did you used to sort of make fun of other kids by calling them a cabbage? Yeah, it normally meant that they were deficient in their IQ. Something along those lines, wasn't it? I'm not sure. Yeah, a cabbage. I can't remember.

49:24And we used to actually bracket it by, because it'd be different levels of classes. Yeah, right, okay. And so my mate, he wasn't too crash hot at maths, so he was in cabbage maths. Yeah, right, okay, because that's just a bit of a flashback there, that word. Yeah. When you're saying it so often. Cabbage. Do you want one more? Give me one, Keezy. This is Greg here. G'day, guys. Greg here. Greg Churchill. Gregory Hines. Greg. Greg's coffee. Who was the golfer? Greg Turner. Oh, no, it's not. Oh, no, it was a pocket text. Never mind. Oh. The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.

50:05Keyzie:Hello, MNOP there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening, the time being 25 minutes past six o 'clock. And it was a historic day today for the Big Show. We've been given our first ever credit card for the team. and so we made a big poll and the basic premise behind the big poll was who do you think should be in charge of said credit card? That's right, because the chances are what's going to happen here is everyone's going to get a few beers in them. At some point, we're going to get lost from each other and you want to make sure you're as close to that credit card as possible. So if it's in your own pocket, great chance of running everything up on that credit card.

50:43If not, you're back in that position of having to keep receipts and then put them through to get reimbursed. Hard, hard stuff. The other beauty, can I say, fellas, of having the credit card is you can't point the finger of blame. Management doesn't know who's put what onto the credit card. Whereas if you're the one putting receipts through personally, it's obviously yours. Yeah, correct. So the credit card comes with an excellent amount of anonymity. G'day, fellas. Oh, PugSan's here. Oh, hi, yeah, hi. It's PugSan. Thanks for having me back, fellas. Just on that last point there, Moggy. It's my name on the card.

51:20So all that stuff you were talking about in terms of, you know, no one's going to know who's done what. It's obviously going to come flying at me. Oh, harder. So I think that's another reason why I need to hold it.

51:32Keyzie:You're like the shield, aren't you, Pugsano? You're the human shield. You're the human shield for the big show. You take the flat for the fellas. Oh, yeah. And if the ship's going down, you stay on the ship while the fellas get in the lifeboat. Oh, like a captain? Yeah, like the captain. Oh, cheers, Jase. Captain Pugsley. Captain Pugsan. Captain Pugwash. So, Pugs, am I right in saying that in order for us to get this credit card, you had to be like, this will be my company credit card, me as the producer of the big show? Yes. As opposed to, hey, can the fellas on the big show have a credit card?

52:07Well, it was for the team. It wasn't for me.

52:10Keyzie:It was in consideration of everybody. You always take one for the team, don't you, Pugs? Yeah, like a shield. Captain Shield. Captain Shield Pugwash Boatstayer. who loves Vietnam. Yep. Cheers. So there's a photo up on the Instagram there, Horaki Big Show, and it's a photo of the four of us pugs holding the new credit card, and he's smart. He's covering the numbers. Yeah. Not like that time you posted Jase's mobile number on the internet. That was three years ago, and I've learned a lot since then, fellas. He's very nervous now whenever he posts a screenshot of the group chat. Right, so you can vote on the Horaki Big Show slash RadioHoraki's Instagram there.

52:52Now, out of interest, who do you think received the least amount of votes? Mogi. Mogi? What do you think, Mike? I think Mogi would have gone pretty good, actually. I think people will be voting for the person that they think is going to be the most reckless, I would have thought. I think I was last. You think you were last? Yeah. Okay. What's interesting is, in last place, with 10 % of the votes, Okese. Oh my god I thought I'd be okay I thought people would Oh Keezy You know he's sort of The sensible one Oh I don't think That's how they'll be voting though That's not what they'll be thinking Surely Okay Second place Second to last you mean Second to last Yeah sorry Second to last Yes Third I was 10 % Yeah Next best Mogey with 14 % Oh there you go Oh wow There you go So nobody wants me or Mogey To have the card Well, then we are the biggest.

53:46Wow, that's interesting. I think what's happened here, because it's Jace and Pugs, it's half and half people being like, oh, sensible about it, Pugs should have it. Yeah. The other half is trying to take the piss and say that Jace should have it. Yeah. That's what I think is happening. In third place, wait, no, second place. Go straight to first. Go straight to the winner. Yeah, okay. Pugs on 44%. There you go. Oh, boom. 44 % Pugs on. Wow. Thanks, fellas. Congratulations. What percentage did I get? Add it up, man. Doesn't really matter, man. Doesn't matter to me, man. 32%, Jase.

54:21Keyzie:Cool. And, Mogey, you made the absolutely perfect point. Thanks, man. We've got the cover of who's, you know, but also, as I mentioned earlier in the show, there is a massive bonus that if it all turns to shite, it's all on Pugs' own. Can I say there's every chance it will? Oh, yes. And Pugs finds himself now in a very precarious position where he is the one with the credit card. Now, if he was to leave that on a table, just turn his back for a minute when he's having a beer or anything like that, and he wants to just grab that credit card, sneak off. There's all sorts of things. Why are you trying to put fair into me, Mogey?

54:57Keyzie:Why are you trying to, why? I can totally see Keezy. Yes, shock and bastard. You know, 10 deep in going, come on, Pugs, son, man. Get him out three grand for us. Get some mash burgers for the fellas. Just one more and put it on the smash burger. And a glizzy. I told you guys, I'm taking it easy at Magic Round. It's not that funny, is it? Congrats, pugs. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. Pixies on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. The time is 6.38. Now, fellas, with all this Magic Round chat, we'd be very remiss not to chat the Warriors. Yeah. Time to chat footy with me, Keezy.

55:40What are the Warriors up to? Doosh, doosh, doosh. The Warriors are taking on the Premiership-winning Brisbane Broncos this coming Sunday, 6.05pm New Zealand time, 4pm Aussie time. Bronc time, baby. We'll be over there in Brisbane, Suncorp Stadium, Magic Round, watching this match-up. Now, a few interesting things have happened. The team list came out at 6pm sharp, just going over it there. First notable thing is that Mitch Barnett, who was amazing last season and played State of Origin. He is starting at prop, and Jackson Ford, who is leading the Dally M's, which is basically the polls for best player this season so far.

56:22He's six behind Ivan Cleary at the moment. Nathan. Sorry, Nathan, yes, not Ivan. Ivan's a coach. That would be a hell of a game. But Jackson Ford has gone from playing pretty much every minute of every game to now being on the bench. Yes. Which is interesting. Giving him a bit of a rest, surely. I think it's good to give him a bit of a rest. Interesting that they've got Ford going in there. He will want to, I think, sorry, Barnett will want to be trying to push his case for an origin slot. But I feel like he's probably got no chance now, given the lateness. He was injured. He did his ACL last year.

56:53He came back. He pretty much immediately, I think, broke his thumb. Yeah, that's right. Then came back again and then got injured again or maybe even a concussion. I can't quite remember what it was. He's been a bit battered this year. But it's interesting, obviously, Barnett's going to the Broncos next year. He is. And we just had a bye. So Jackson Ford's had a week off, but I wouldn't be surprised if Jackson Ford still played, you know, the bulk of minutes in the front row there. Another thing that's interesting, too, is today Luke Metcalfe, Jase. Yeah, man. Luca Mekiafu, we've been calling him.

57:21He was excellent last season. He was leading the Dallium leaderboard, same as Jackson Ford this season, and then did his ACL. Hasn't played since. Played one game where we got beaten at home. Was it two games? Played two games, yeah. Came off the bench for one of them and hasn't looked himself. didn't come up through the sort of the cup reserve grade like most injured players usually do. And basically what's happened is he got injured while he was away. Tanner Boyd's come in, has looked amazing in halfback. And they've said to him he can look elsewhere at other clubs now. Well, they haven't just said to him, he's requested that he could look elsewhere.

57:54So he obviously wants to play. He's not happy playing a supporting role. He doesn't want to go team first. And look, he's 27 years old. He wants to play some footy and fair enough. And if you're not into it and you don't want to stick around, then it's better that he's not there. You don't want an Adam Fanua-Blake sort of a vibe around the club, which I think is possibly what's going on. Which happened, yeah, the year before last. That's right. So what's really interesting about this as well, Jason, you'll be loving this, brother, is that not only is that going on, but it has resulted in him not even being on the bench or the extended bench.

58:24So they are obviously distancing Metcalfe from the team. Great. They're not even having him in a support role in any way, shape or form. So that will be, I would imagine, the end of him for this season. Which is great. If I was Metcalf, I would be trying to get over to PNG, Papua New Guinea. Yeah. You know, try to make a case to get over there and join Jerome Luai in the halves, Jase. Because any Aussie players... What, sorry? Any Aussie players that join this new Papua New Guinea team, they don't have to pay any tax. That's right. So Jerome Luai, he's a pretty good half. He got a$2 million contract, which, you know, if he was paying tax on it, would be a lot.

58:59But he gets to keep all of it. And he got flown to Papua New Guinea in a private jet. Yeah, at a lovely time. Sorry, I zoned out there, fellas. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, the team, if we go through the team, you want to go through the team there, Keezy? Oh, yeah, you go for it, man. Okay, well, Tuolpiki is at fullback. Watini is Lesniak, and Khan Pereira are your wings. Lea Taua and Pompei are centres. Harris to Vita and Boyd in the halves. Fisher, Harris, Egan at hooker, and Barnett is your other prop. Halasima, Capewell, and Clark. Round it out and extend the bench. there is Sam Healy, Jackson Ford, Valmonga, Jacob Laban, Stowers Smith, and Tamari Martin.

59:37Great-looking team, isn't it? It is pretty bloody good, isn't it? I don't know if you can improve on it. Other than I'd have Rog back at left-centre, but he's injured his shoulder. Roger Tuivasa-Shek, Jase. Your favourite player, Jase, man. Jase. Hell of a step on him. Hey, that's good from you. That's good league chat. That's really good. Thanks, fellas. Are you back with us now? Pardon? The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

1:00:05Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted this Tuesday evening. What's the podcast outro clip today, Keezy? I believe today's podcast outro clip is about shopping lists and keeping them on your phone, etc. The podcast comes out at 7.30 tonight. My wife and I last week discovered something called a shared note. Yeah, we do that for our shopping list. Yeah, and it pops up on both of our phones. Although we use reminders. You use reminders. We do that too. I think I do have a note facility on my phone. It's called an app. App. A facility. Is that what an app is? A note facility.

1:00:47I'm designing a new facility. Yeah, so the podcast outro comes out at 7.30 tonight. How many facilities have you got on your phone, Jase? Four, I think.

1:00:57Keyzie:Yeah. Yeah, it's good stuff. Hey, Mogie, what's the name of that show you're watching again? Widow's Bay. Widow's Bay. See how fucking fine that tonight. Yeah, she's a little gem. What are your plans tonight? Oh, I've got to meet him, but then I might watch a little bit of telly, actually. Yeah, nice. I've got to find something. Actually, I've got to finish off Gone. Oh, yes. I'm nearly there, babe, on three. Yeah, good stuff. What about you, Kesey? What are you up to? Honestly, I really want to just sit on the couch and watch Location, Location, Location. Genuinely want to do that. That's fine, man.

1:01:27After a big weekend.

1:01:28Keyzie:There's no judgment here, man. Yes. One more sleep, man, and you'll be back to brand new. Yeah. So, and then I'll be back to brand new, and then two days later, over in Brisbane at Magic Round, going back to where it all started. Yep, that's right. Can't wait. Great stuff, man. What about you, Jase? Just chilling, man. Just chilling with my wife and my daughter and, you know, watching a bit of TV. What's that program called that you're watching at the moment, Moggy? What's it called again? Widow's Bay. Oh, I'll probably try and find that. Right. What are you up to tonight, Moggy? I don't know.

1:01:59I might go out to the Rippers. Oh, no. I might go with you. Yeah, yeah.

1:02:03Keyzie:Oh, you think you'll do that? Yeah, yeah. What are you up to? What are you up to? What am I up to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I think I'd just probably hang out with my wife and my daughter and have a bit of food. What's that program that you... Oh, Euphoria. Oh, Euphoria. Okay. I just put that in my... Pocket. In my application here on my phone. Yeah. Hey, well, we'll see you tomorrow at four for the big show. Does that start at four, does it? Yes, it starts at four. See you later. Bye.