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10:35Keyzie:I reckon. Yeah, Jase. I mean, that would be just gross.

10:39Jase:There's a good bit of advice here on 3483. Why not eat the chips in the airport to free up the suitcase space? And then you could just take them internally. She only said to bring them, not how. You could deliver them when you get there. Like a mule. Yeah, yes. Yeah, okay, I could mule some chicken chips over. And then I'd be like, when do you want the chips? Yeah, yeah. She'd be like, oh, maybe later on. with dinner. Oh, you see that?

11:00Keyzie:There's another aphrodisiac for you, though. What's that? You know what? You doing a mule and doing a steamer and delivering chips. That's an aphrodisiac. Do not know that. Chicks love that. What? The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Tom Petty there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.48. Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

11:36Jase:Yes.

11:43What have you been watching, Mogey?

11:44Jase:Hey, fellas, I watched a movie called Glen Gary Glen Ross. It's a film from the 90s sometime, maybe 92. That's a guess. And it's got a hell of a cast. It's from a David Mamet play. And this is the cast. Wrap your ears around this one, Kesey. You'll love it, brother. Al Pacino. Academy Award winning Al Pacino. Multiple Academy Award winner Jack Lemmon. Yes. Academy Award winning Kevin Spacey. Academy Award winning Alan Arkin. Multiple Academy Award nominee Ed Harris. And also multiple, oh well, Award nominee, Academy Award nominee Jonathan Price. And Alec Baldwin, also nominated for Academy Award.

12:25Jase:Hell of a cast, that man. One hell of a cast. So this is set in the sales office of these guys that try and hoodwink people into buying lots of land down in Florida. There's pressure on them because none of them have been selling anything. So they bring in Alec Baldwin, who says first prize this month is a Cadillac. Second prize, set of steak knives. Third prize is you're out on your ass. Can you play that audio there, Keaton?

12:54Keyzie:You laughing now? you got leads you can't close the leads you're given you can't close shit you are shit hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going out the leads are weak the leads are weak leads are weak you're weak i've been in this business 15 years what's your name you that's my name you know why mister because you drove a hyundai to get here tonight i drove an 80 000 BMW. That's my name.

13:27Jase:It's a great little bit there from Alec Baldwin which gets written into the film it wasn't in the play but it's really good. It's just an actor's piece, drama there's no punch ups, there's nothing else going on just a great piece of writing and some absolute weapon actors. Al Pacino got nominated for his role as Richard Romer in it and it's a little gem. I tell you what fiercely

13:52Keyzie:good looking he was in those days too, Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin was a smoke show. And I've got to say, Jack Lemon is actually one of my favourite actors. He's got a very unique voice too. And I watched one of his old movies when we were down in Christchurch, Days of Wine and Roses with Lee Remick. Right, yes, that's right. Which is a great movie. Such a good actor.

14:10Jase:What a cast. I think he won four Academy Awards in his life. I think I was really first introduced to him when he did the Grumpy Old Men series with Walter Matthau. Yes. And he's brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Four buzzies. Out of five, wow. And no idea where I saw it. Can Keezy's wife watch that one? She could, but I don't think she'd like it. Right, okay. Actually, just on my wife, we were talking before we came on air. I was like, because I've never seen Outrageous Fortune. Yeah. And I see it's on TVNZ +, and I know Jace is in it, and I live out west. It's all set out west. And I was like, hey, fellas, do you think my wife would enjoy Outrageous Fortune?

14:45And you guys were like, yeah, definitely.

14:46Jase:Yeah, I'm keen to watch it, because I've never watched it from start to finish. I feel like I was in Australia when it started, or something like that. Yeah, you might have been. Something along those lines, so I missed it. But I remember being in Australia and it being big in Australia, which blew me away.

14:58Keyzie:It truly is one of the great New Zealand TV series, I think. Oh, you're right. Brilliant. I'll have to check it out. Get on, you Keezy. Douche.

15:11Keyzie:The Black Crows. The Hauraki Big Show podcast. The Black Crows there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is five minutes to five o 'clock. Heaps happening after five o 'clock. Certainly is, Jase, as always on The Big Show. Pugs just took me aside, by the way, and said for me to play this audio here. I don't know what it is. He just said play it. All right, so here you go.

15:37The Shanghai. The Keezy Steamer.

15:43I massively regret. That hit screaming people on it. How good's that? Oh, so good. Yeah, really good. It's actually the Keezy Shanghai Steamer.

15:54Jase:What was that? What did it say?

15:59Jase:The Shanghai Keezy Steamer.

16:02Keyzie:Yeah. Yeah, sorry, folks. Nice try, buddy. Yeah.

16:05Jase:You bombed that.

16:06Keyzie:Yeah, you bombed that. Hey, but I... I actually, just on Pugs, by the way, fellas, I was going through the Studio B there, and I played a defensive shot, and I said, Waiting! As I do. And he was like, what is that? What do you mean, waiting? And I had to explain to him the concept behind defending or playing a shot in cricket and saying the phrase, Waiting! Incidentally, good win for the fellas, the black caps there over the pro tiers. Yeah, that's right.

16:37Jase:And the second T20, I think it was? Interesting, yeah. I had absolutely no idea it was on. Neither did I. None at all.

16:44Keyzie:Neither did I. So there you go. Hey, coming up after 5 o 'clock. What? Would you rather? Oh, yeah. And I've got some concerns about old hoity Jay that I'd like to air with the feels. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Welcome back, you men's at Backbones. Hope you're surviving your Thursday afternoon, all right? You're listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger. Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats. That'll change the game. Reburger. Oh, right. It's me guessing, isn't it? I'm trying to remember what they are now. Oh, no.

17:24Keyzie:Don't forget it. What? Sauce chicken.

17:28Jase:Sucking on a chilli dog. You guessed wrong, man. It was the sucking on a chilli dog sting. Damn it. Yeah, sorry. I've made the game harder because Mogi's won too many$50 rebug vouchers.

17:41Keyzie:Yeah, the punters aren't going to get any of them. You know, fellas, I've got to be honest with you. You know, we're midwinter now. That's true. We're getting there. Yeah. It's a shithouse day today. I don't know how the weather is around the country. Let us know on 3483. Oh, yeah. In Auckland City at the moment, gross. Is that? And I'm deeply jealous of you fellas going to sunny climbs. I mean, I'm not so fussed about the travel aspect of it. but the fact that you're going to be transitioning from midwinter New Zealand to full-on summer Europe, I'm jealous. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to make you more jealous, but the place I'm going, 20 degrees and raining for the first three days.

18:21Yeah, so that's pretty good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're going to take your golf kit with your Kesey? Yeah, I'm going to take my golf kit. Yeah. Just my kit, like my outfit and that. I won't take my clubs or anything, and I'll just sort of wear that around. Good stuff, mate. Yeah, man.

18:34Keyzie:Hey, now listen, there's plenty going on this hour, including, what are they called? Would You Rather? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have some health concerns, don't you, James? Yeah. Actually very relevant right now. Here's Silverchair. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Pearl Jam there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 5.13. Fellas, we're mates, eh? Yeah. Yeah. And I was wondering if I could sort of maybe sort of chat to you about something that I need a bit of reassurance about. Oh, yeah, sure. Because I did this thing today and it kind of freaked me out a little bit and I feel like maybe I should talk to the fieles about this because men don't talk about this sort of stuff very much if they think something's going on with them.

19:26Yeah.

19:26Keyzie:And I thought, who better than old Moogie and Keezy? Yeah, man, we're here for you, man. What is it? Yeah, yeah. Well, I went online and I did a 15-question Alzheimer's test. Alzheimer's? Old-timers? How do you say it? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's? Yeah, yeah. And it was basically the sort of premise behind it. If you answer all 15 questions right, you tickety-boo. You're all good. You're all good. You're on fire. Right, and so the more you get wrong. The more you get wrong. And if it was like 12 to 14, you're in good shape. if it was like 10 to 12, you know, it's still okay, blah, blah, blah.

20:07Keyzie:My concern was of the 15 questions that were asked, I got one right.

20:14Jase:Was that your name?

20:15Keyzie:Yeah.

20:17Jase:Right, so. Hoardy Jizz right up the top there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:20Keyzie:Well, I tell you what, that was one of the toughest ones because I was going, who am I? I suppose. Hoardy J, Hoardy Jizz, the Jizzmeister, Jason Hoyt, What the? Well, it's definitely not that last one. I just took a stab. I took a stab and just went hoity jizz and went, oh, phew. Because that's the thing, right? Once you start to forget that your name is hoity jizz, that's real trouble. Right, so what were some of the questions? Well, they were kind of like meaning of words. There was some sort of puzzle sort of stuff. There was also like recall. So at the start of the quiz, that asks you a question and at the end of the quiz you had to recall at the end of the quiz what the start of the quiz was.

21:05Keyzie:That's a sneaky one. Yeah, yeah. So sort of recallability and sort of puzzles, general knowledge, meaning of words, that kind of thing. Yeah. And so I went through it and then I sort of marked myself one out of 15. And, I mean, I know this sort of stuff online, this sort of stuff online is pretty much nonsense, isn't it? and I mean I don't need to freak myself out by taking some rogue, you know, test.

21:33Jase:I wouldn't rule it out of hand. Put it that way because it explains a few things. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you wearing that sweatshirt to work, for example, that would answer a lot of questions that I've got. Yeah, in like nine days in a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

21:46Keyzie:Like a sort of weird repetitive action. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you forgot you wore it yesterday. But so, okay. Well, I changed my undies though. Well, that's great, man. It's good. Yeah, yeah. I don't think rule it out entirely, as Mogi said, but I think it is, like, have you got a history of this at all in your family or anything? Well, I don't know. I don't really know my sort of family history, you know what I mean? I mean, someone may have told me at some stage, but I don't recall it. Right, okay. And so what was the, which website did you go to to do this test? Google? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Dot com?

22:18Keyzie:Google.com, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then that must have taken you to another website to do this test you were doing. What test? The test you were doing for Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's. Who was doing that? What are you talking about, Keezy? When? When?

22:41When you're doing a test for Alzheimer's?

22:45Jase:You're losing it, Keezy.

22:48Keyzie:I've got some concerns about you, man. Really? Oh. Oh, yes. Bit of R-E-M. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. It's like the weather outside, fellas. Oh, fellas. That's such an observation. No, I was talking to the fellas, and this is kind of serious, about taking an Alzheimer's, how do you say it? You just said it. Alzheimer's test and scoring very, very lowly and being concerned about that. Yeah. We've gone to the test in question, and we're all going to go through it.

23:26Jase:Yeah, it's available for anyone out there, Alzheimer'sPrevention.org. 15 questions. You answer them into each, and then you just tally up your score at the end and find out how good or bad your brain is, really. It's mental health.

23:41Keyzie:And it's good to know these things.

23:42Jase:More than an actual Alzheimer's test. Yes. So question number one. I'll fly through them here, fellas. Yeah, do. From time to time, I forget what day of the week it is. True or false? I don't, so false. Yeah, false. I do, especially if I'm on holiday. I have absolutely no idea what sort of white day it is. So it says here from time to time. Okay, yes. From time to time you're on holiday.

24:03Keyzie:Okay, true.

24:04Jase:Never forget, Keezy. No, I don't. That's pretty good. Wow, that's good. I never know. When I'm on holiday, I don't care. Number two, sometimes when I'm looking for something, I forget what it is that I'm looking for. Yes. Yes. I mean, it's happened maybe once. Yeah, right. So I guess that counts. That's a no. That's a no. My friends and family seem to think I'm more forgetful now than I used to be. No. No, false. False, false. Sometimes I forget the names of my friends. False. False. Yeah, false. I frequently miss appointments because I forget them. False. False. False. What about I accidentally skip questions in the test?

24:43Jase:Oh, yes. It's hard for me to add two-digit numbers without writing them down. False. False. Okay. Do I really feel energetic? No. I can't remember. Straight up I really feel energetic Like rarely False Wait that's a double negative Right okay so yes I really feel good True True

25:12Jase:Small problems upset me more than they once did

25:17Keyzie:I like how you're both staring at me True True. Oh, actually, no, false.

25:24Jase:It's hard for me to concentrate for even an hour. True. I often misplace my keys. When I find them, I can't remember having put them there.

25:35Keyzie:False.

25:37Jase:I frequently repeat myself. Can you tell us the story of... I think you do repeat, but it's probably because you're on the radio. Yes, that's right. I think, yeah. You know what I mean? You have to fill up the radio with words, so sometimes you'll use the same words. Yes. So what do you think, Jase? Files. Okay. Sometimes I forget the point I'm trying to make.

26:03Keyzie:Very rarely. True. Sometimes. Oh, sometimes. I guess I don't. Well, if it's sometimes, but it is very rare for me to forget my point. Yeah, to be fair, you've not done that, I don't think, on our show. You always make your point.

26:16Jase:Yeah. Sometimes I get lost. even when I'm driving somewhere I've been before. I'll put true for Jase. I feel like you would do that.

26:25Keyzie:I'm not good with street names and stuff like that, but Google Maps. Right, but you only came to Google Maps like less than a year ago. Yeah. Before that.

26:36Jase:I'm not good with directions. There we go. True. Yeah. To feel mentally sharp, I depend upon caffeine. See, I'm true for that. Yeah, true. I'm false. it takes longer for me to learn things than it used to.

26:51Keyzie:True. I don't know, I haven't learned anything in about 10 years. You did the piano.

26:54Jase:You learned the whole album. I think you're just quicker to give up.

26:58Keyzie:Yeah, yeah, false. False? Okay.

27:02Jase:So if you've got five to eight trues, your brain is functioning okay by learning to relax and maintain a healthy diet, your brain can function at even higher levels. Nine to 12, your brain is in danger. Check your diet today. 12 to 15, your brain is running on empty. You need to see a doctor. Where am I at there, Kesey? Well, I'm just trying to – so is it the amount of trues you have or the amount of false? You count the amount of trues. So it's true that it takes longer for me to learn things than it used to. It's true that to feel mentally sharp, I depend on a cafe. Yeah, right, okay. So, yeah, you have five trues.

27:37Wow, okay.

27:38Keyzie:Yeah, that's all right. Your brain is functioning okay, but you need to learn to relax and maintain a healthy diet. Like cheese balls and that sort of thing. Yeah, and chilling out and having a stress vape. That'll fix it. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey. Yes, indeed, Collective Soul there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is 5.38. We've got Pug San in the studio with us and we've got some breaking, breaking news. This is breaking news. Did it doosh? Did it doosh? Sorry, I forgot. Just some context before we get into this. Pugsans, lovely partner, got a new job a few weeks ago.

28:21A month ago? Yeah, just over a month. Yeah, probably about a month ago. It's upstairs, same building. She used to work here with us. That's how they met. Very cute. She's now upstairs with the big dogs, we call them. Yes. More corporate, fair to say that? Aye. So she has to wear corporate attire. She's always got a power suit on and a top hat and a briefcase. And a cane. And a cane. So you know it's the real deal. And she said, give me a month before you come up and visit me. You were put on standout for a month. That was not what she said. What she said was, wait a month, you're not allowed to come upstairs until I've been in this job for a month.

28:55So I can establish myself professionally.

28:57Keyzie:Yeah, I can tell you from personal experience, they don't like the lower floor filth being up there. Yeah, sort of the peasants down here in content is sort of the vibe I'm getting.

29:06Jase:Well, the vibe that I'm getting is your missus doesn't want the filth from down here, up there, and more specifically you, her boyfriend. That's the concern I've got.

29:13Keyzie:Yeah, well, I mean, I was disgusted when I heard that. It was shocking.

29:17Jase:Because you didn't say anything when she was in here. I thought you guys might have banned me. Not when she's present. No, no, no. Not when she was here and not when you were here. But behind you guys' back, we're absolutely filthy. Just bitching. Absolutely filthy about bagging. And I was a little bit scared if I said that to her,

29:30Keyzie:she'd get me fired or something. Because she doesn't have that air about her, eh? Yeah, yeah. You know when she does that thing when she squints her eyes at you and then starts swirling her cane around and you know that she's out to get you? When she lowers her top hat, you know you're in trouble. Yeah, yeah. But the breaking news is, Pugs, that she relented and you were allowed to go upstairs. Well, we got to the month point, Keezy. Obviously, the month was last Thursday when we were in Christchurch, so I missed that day, unfortunately. I couldn't go up that day. You're right. And so the day after that, I was able to go up there and have a good look around.

30:04How good was it, man? It was like... What's it like up there, Pugso? Utopian up there. How many floors up was it, man? Because we're on the ground floor. We are on the ground floor, so two. Two floors up? guys, so not even level one, level two.

30:16Keyzie:And you were saying, just as a bit of a joke, while you were up there, because it had been so long since you were allowed up there, you ripped ass big time. It was sort of a, no, it wasn't one big rip ass, Jase, it was sort of constant crop dusting as we walked through and I got the tour. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. And obviously, because I'm from down here, it's, a lot of the stuff from the show sticks with me, so I was going up there going, oh, this place is five out of five buzzies, you know, dedushing people as I walked past. Good, yeah, yeah. But was it cool up there, man? Oh, man. Really? It was heaven.

30:48Wow. Just people making bank. Yeah. We've right and said, none of this content crap that we're doing down here. Was it like the Wolf of Wall Street up there, man? It was like Glengarry Glen. Was it? A hundred percent, man. But no, in all seriousness, very proud. It was very cool to see. And a lot of faces that I know up there from when they do come down and hang out with the filth.

31:07Jase:Yeah. So I think they were a bit shocked to see me up there. I know you've been practicing your haka for a month. How did it go? It was epic. It was freaking epic, man. Which one did you do? Not a dry eye in the house, largely from the crop dusting. Yeah, right. Which one did you do? What's that? Which harker did you do? Pardon? Oh, pardon. Yeah, I see. Because you're a big teka tonu guy, aren't you? What?

31:34Keyzie:Congrats, man. Yeah, thanks, man. Good shit.

31:36Jase:Thanks, guys. Thanks so much. Really appreciate it, guys. Well done, brother. Well done, man. Well done, man. Way to walk up the stairs, man. I actually took the lift, man. Took the lift. Look at that ass. I was slanging it, man. Yeah, good on you.

31:48Keyzie:She must have been proud, eh? Yeah, 100%. He's my boy! He's my boy! Good stuff, Pugs. This one's for you, man. Cheers, man. Here I go. The Hodaki Big Show Podcast. David Bowie there on the radio. Hodaki Big Show this Thursday. And he's just so cool, David Bowie, isn't he? He's just cool. Yeah, it was cool. I actually was watching a little clip of him with, I don't know if you've seen it, with Ricky Gervais. Yes. Oh, from Extras. Yeah, where he's playing the tune on the piano. Sad little fat man. Sad little fat man. I remember - And his absolute genius. There's a behind-the-scenes clip of that too when Ricky's talking to him, and he's like, yeah, so if you can think of a song, and it's insulting, and then this is behind the scenes.

32:29Yes. It's like something sort of in the same vein as Life on Mars. And he's like, oh, yeah, cool. I'll just do another Life on Mars show. Yeah. Which is great. Very funny.

32:37Keyzie:Hey, now listen. and we've been running an extraordinary competition over the last few weeks. The Wild West Coast Weekend. Morning Teeths, born of the wild. Sorry, man, what were you saying? Jase, don't go quiet on me again, man. Come on, you were doing so well, man. It is our Wild West Coast Weekend. Five grand's worth, feels. That is a good dollop of cash wherever you are, whoever you are. That's right,$5 ,000. It goes even further on the West Coast, though, doesn't it? It does. You can buy a house. The exchange rate down there is really good. It is. Oh, do they have a separate exchange rate?

33:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, I didn't know that. Because all I know is that you can buy a house freehold with$5 ,000.

33:23Jase:The actual local currency is pebbles off the beach. Beach pebbles? Beach pebbles, yeah. How many pebbles to one New Zealand dollar? It varies wildly day to day. Right, okay. Very similar to the dong, I believe.

33:35Keyzie:The Vietnamese dong. Yes. Right, okay. I think it's like it varies between sort of 3 ,000 to 3 ,500 pebbles to a New Zealand dollar. That's a lot. Oh, yeah. So that means if you go down there with$5 ,000. That's the thing. You're thinking to yourself. You look at the beach and you go, I'm rich. Yeah. There's only so many pebbles you can carry with you. So you need like a wheelbarrow to buy like a dollar mixture of lollies. Yes. Yes, pretty much. Wow, that's so annoying. That would be really annoying down there. Yes. But the good news is we are giving away, thanks to our mates at Monteith's and the West Coast Pie Company.

34:08An ultimate West Coast weekend. It's valued at$5 ,000, which in pebbles, did you say$3 ,000 for$1? Yeah, about. Thereabouts. So it's$15 million. So good, man. Like pebbles. Yeah. I think. Or is it 1.5 million pebbles? Yeah, that's right.

34:27Keyzie:But here's the thing. There's so much stuff you can do down there as well. You can go helly fishing. You can go helly hunting. There's one we were talking about just prior to the show, Moggy, that freaked you out a little bit, which was you could forge your own knife.

34:42Jase:It's even in the ads that we're running for it. It seems a weird thing to be pushing people to do.

34:47Keyzie:Yeah, I mean, I could go a machete. Machete. Right. Machete. Right. But a knife, yeah. But, I mean, it would be pretty cool to make your own knife, right? And then how do you bring it back home? In your bag and your chicken. Oh, yeah, okay. You can chicken knife in, can't you? Okay. Yeah.

35:03Jase:We'll find out. Yeah, we'll find out. We'll find out. Put it on your belt. Yeah, put a knife on your belt. Just own it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you would own it after you make it. So, yeah, heaps of things you could do. Heli fishing, heli hunting, skydiving. You could even do a wellness retreat. I've never done a wellness retreat. I'd be interested. Would you? Like a yoga retreat where you drink smoothies and you don't have your phone and stuff. Tequila smoothie. Yeah.

35:27Keyzie:Yeah, that'd be good fun. I reckon if I did a wellness retreat, my body would reject me. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Your brain would fall out. My brain would fall out. I'd be in a hur of a mood. Where would it fall out? And, you know, I've done this at a silent retreat. That's challenging for old Hoody Jay, I can tell you. I can imagine. You would struggle massively with that. If you want to get yourself in the draw for that, text the word WILD to 3483. All thanks to the Backbones at Montice. Born of the Wild. It's a$5 ,000 trip for you and a mate, and you'll wrap the day up at the Montice Brewery where you'll rip into the tastiest pies from West Coast Pie Company.

36:02Keyzie:Speaking of the pie company, are you gutted Keezy going to miss out on the pie next week? Oh, yeah, because I'll be in Europe with my wife. Damn, and I'll miss out on a pie. Yeah, a bloody good pie. Well, yeah, yeah. No, you're right. I will be gutted, man. I'll stay for it. Yeah. Good on you, mate. Keezy!

36:20Jase:Keezy!

36:21Keyzie:Keezy!

36:24The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.

36:30Keyzie:Bloody oath it's the biggest show on earth. It is the big show brought to you by Reburger. Serving good times and good food. Dine-in or takeaway at Reburger today. Burger.

36:41Jase:Sauce chicken. Damn it. He's going to do that one. Yeah, damn.

36:45Keyzie:I mean, at least he's playing the ones relevant to Reburger as opposed to when I did it and he played sucking on a chilli dog. That was my favourite part of the show. No, but like, so if you don't know, Mike's playing a game where he guesses which Reburger Sting I'm going to play. And then when Jase does it, it's any sting that we have. So it could be any sting. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Do you want to have a go now? No. Okay. Speaking of chili dogs, did you guys see the hoity J breakfast dog I made yesterday on my Insta? I didn't, no. Did you say more of a dog's breakfast, wasn't it? From what I saw.

37:22Because it looked terrible.

37:29Jase:Dog's breakfast. Dog's breakfast. Because he's puked it back up. Oh, yeah, yeah. All over your floor, Jase. Yeah, all over your lino floor. And it's one of your mates. And they're like, is that wet patch yours? And you're like, no. No. That's probably a dog. Anyway, we're going on holiday. Yeah.

37:45Keyzie:Just on that, by the way. No. No, wait. Wait. Just on the whole dog thing. I got a text from my mate whose dog I was looking after the other day, and she said, I hear my dog got a little bit of a mention on your radio show. And I was like, oh, shit. It got more than one mention because your dog's a scumbag.

38:04Jase:It does too many poos. I mean, according to Jase, anyway, I've never met the thing, but according to Jase, Jase paints a horrible picture of your dog. Now, listen. Sorry, Jase, just quickly before we move on. I'm sorry what I said about your breakfast dog, man. It looked yummy.

38:17Keyzie:It's okay, man. Because it was like a little baguette thing. You said it was a dog's breakfast, but I tell you what's not going to be a dog's breakfast is what's up next, which is what's on the leftovers with me, Keezy. Yeah. It's a segment where I read out last night's what's for dinner text, and we say what they can make with the leftovers. We do, do, do. And I forgot that we were doing that. I'm fizzed up. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Ivana there on the radio. Hauraki, big show this Thursday evening, but right now it's time for... Leftovers chat with hoity mother f***ing Jay.

39:00Ah, yeah, Leftovers chat with hoity mother f***ing Jay, where I, for some reason, read out texts from last night's What's on the Dinner and then tell people what they can do with the Leftovers fellas. There's actually been a bit of an error. We did What's on the Dinner two nights ago. Yep. Not last night. So most people won't even have the leftovers anymore. Or if they do, they might have gone off.

39:21Keyzie:Well, no, I mean, if the leftovers are anything like they are in my house, they'll be in the fridge for at least three weeks. But rotten though, right? You can't just get it. Well, I mean, you can have leftovers for more than one night, Kesey. That's true. Do we still do the segment? I think so. Totally, man. Now we're in there, yeah.

39:38Jase:Because just in case people have got these leftovers, they still want to know.

39:41Keyzie:They might be listening to the radio, staring at these leftovers as we speak, Kesey. All right, fine. I'll read some of the text from two nights ago. G'day, guys. Joe here. My husband is serving up a massive saucy and a couple of spuds. What can you do with that for leftovers?

40:03Jase:Depends how long. No, I don't know. I don't know. Okay, sweet. I'm just thinking.

40:09Keyzie:You got anything there, Jase? Oh, I'd just say blend it all up, put a bit of hot water in there, They're boiling on the stove. Cracked pepper, lemon zest. Beautiful soup. Sausage soup, for sure. Sausage and taity soup. Yeah, that's good eating.

40:20Jase:That's the definition of a gruel. Yes. What about like a sausage spud soup? Because it all starts with S, and then it's alliteration. Okay, sure.

40:31Keyzie:That's what you want to go with, Keezy. Just because you didn't think of it. G'day, guys. My name is Daryl. Hell again. Tonight, this is obviously two nights ago, pulled beef tacos. Pulled beef tacos.

40:48Jase:Oh, yeah. Well, I would take the rest of the pulled beef and I'd put it back together and I'd fry it up and I'd have a steak, a nice steak. Oh, you can reassemble beef after it's been pulled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You reconstitute it. Really? Yeah, because they pull it apart and then you can just push it back together again.

41:02Keyzie:Screw a bit of lard in there while you're doing it. What, to hold it all together? Yeah, to bind it. Right, because I would have just said get some more wraps and just have some more tacos. Oh, God, foul. Oh, it's my bad, fellas. G'day, guys. Tanya here. Tanya Dalton. No. The legend. Yeah, RIP. Tanya Harding. Oh, the skater.

41:29Jase:No, that's Tanya. Tanya Harding. Yeah, it's Tanya. Yeah, sorry. Tonight I'm having chicken and vegetable soup. Chicken and veggie soup. Oh. You see, that's where you flip it over.

41:40Keyzie:You flip it over. Well, no, you get some honey oat bread, make some toasties.

41:47Jase:Or, I'll tell you what, and this is a good one, man, a little bit of chicken, a little bit of vegetable soup, and you make a pizza out of it. You just pour that onto a pizza base. Oh, yeah, nice. Stick it in the oven, a little bit of cheese, a little bit of jalapenos, a little bit of pineapple, a little bit more onion on there. Yes. Some prawns. Maybe some fresh basil. Yeah, a little bit of mushrooms, a little bit of basil, a little bit of buffalo, mozzarella. Or that's some tomatoes. The Hauraki Big Show podcast.

42:19Keyzie:Faith No More there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. And to all the listeners out there, have you ever thought of hanging out with the fellas? Or maybe hanging out with a premonator? Or maybe hanging out with Angie or the fellas from breakfast? Oh. Well, this is an opportunity for you, especially if you love your pies, guys. Yeah, especially. Especially. So are you saying that you'll be there? At the Pie Awards? Yeah. Damn straight, I never miss it. Well, 29th of July, so a couple of weeks. I won't be here. I won't be here. So it'll just be you and Pugs. Represent, eh, Pugs-san?

42:58Keyzie:You have to put a suit on, man. Have you got a suit? I've got four suits, in fact. Oh. 70s theme? No. No, the event is 70s themes. No, I don't care. I don't do themes. What do you mean you don't do themes? Well, I'm not going if they've got themes, Kesey. No, you need to go. It's a 70s theme. I don't do themes. You know what happened when I dressed up as James Brown. What did happen with that? I don't want to talk about it, Kesey. If you would like to win flights in a hotel and a seat at the Hodaki table for the Pi Awards, by the way, great evening. Everyone's dressed up to the nines. 70s theme if you're going, Jase.

43:35And it's a three-course meal, free booze, free food. It's great. It's a really good evening. Then head to hodaki.co.nz. Get yourself in the draw there at the winning page. It includes flights to Auckland if you need them, and you and a mate get to go as well.

43:48Keyzie:Can I just clarify something here? What do you mean you fellas are going to be away? Well, I'm on holiday. What? Hip-hop. But you'll be here, Moggy. Where? You'll be here for the Pi Awards. In spirit. Certainly. Certainly in spirit. I don't even know if I'll be there in spirit, to be honest. Right.

44:04Jase:I'll forget about it. Yeah. But you'll be here, J.C. You and Pugs. It's 70's theme. You guys have a lot of fun. Yeah. And as I say, three, like a real fancy three-course meal.

44:13Keyzie:Yeah, they give out prizes for the best pies. Yeah, it's 100 % what the pie awards are, Mogey. That's good. I'll definitely have to do a trawl through old Pugsans' wardrobe then. Why not? Sort of some wacky outfit. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. One of his wacky yellow shirts or something like that with the big lapels. Yeah, he's so wacky. Yeah. Hey, Mogey. Oh, I think so, yeah. His flared pants. He'd definitely have some of those.

44:35Jase:Can't wait to see the photos of you there, man.

44:38Keyzie:Well, you guys will be too busy living it up over in Europe. Yeah, I don't care about the photos, to be honest. I don't give a crap. I mean, I'll send them anyway, honestly. Just trying to make you feel better. Yeah, I don't care. Don't send them. Delete. Unfriend. The Hauraki Big Show Podcast. Oh, yeah. Led Zeppelin there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this Thursday evening. Fellas, do you want a Hoidi J robbery update? Oh, yeah, because you got burgled, man. Yes, please. Yes, because you recall that on the Monday I had a shocking start to the day. I stupidly left my wallet in my car and I left my car unlocked overnight.

45:16In your neighbourhood, which is a shithole.

45:19Keyzie:Yeah, it is. It is. It's a wild, wild west. My bad. Stupid. I mean, the only defence was I went out that afternoon and thought I was going back out on the car. Forgot that I'd left my wallet in there. Blahdy, blahdy, blahdy. woke up on Monday morning and all of a sudden I'm$1 ,000 lighter in the old finances. Plus they nicked my golf cart. So just a trundler. Trundler. Okay, so in your defence it was parked on your property in a carport. Yes. In your glove box and your car was closed. So they didn't just, you know, it wasn't on the side of the road. No. And your wallet wasn't sitting on the seat.

45:55They came onto your property and opened your glove box.

45:58Keyzie:Yeah, but still my stupidity. I know.

46:00Jase:Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that would have been too hard on myself. Yeah, cut yourself a bit of slack. It's on your own property.

46:04Keyzie:It's one of those things. So, of course, you've got to file a report with the coppers. Do they actually file it? Yeah, you actually have to ring a separate number, not the emergency number, obviously, not your 111. It's 105, in fact. And they had a chat there, a chitty chat, and he started it off with, you don't mind if we keep this on the record, do you? You know how they like to sort of check out.

46:27Jase:They like everything to be on the record.

46:28Keyzie:so that they know if they're asking the right question sort of thing. So that happened on Monday, and they said to me 24 to 48 hours, and then we should know sort of where we're at. Oh, great. It's been more than that. Yeah, yeah. So what's today? Thursday. Nothing. Oh, man, that's no good. Oh, really? So that's the update? Nothing's happened? Yeah, nothing's happened. And I don't know whether I should get back in touch with them, but I also know, because my brother's a cop, that they're inundated. So, you know, I don't want to be one of those pests that are like, What's going on with this, you guys?

47:00Keyzie:Well, they said 48 hours. Yeah, they did.

47:03Jase:So you ring up and ask for their manager. And you give them a dressing. But also, I don't think there would have been any crimes since that happened. So they're obviously just sitting around doing jack-all, you know what I mean?

47:14Keyzie:Well, I tell you what, I had a very hot curry last night, Keezy. There was a crime in the bathroom this morning. Sorry. Did you just set this whole thing up so you could make a gag about... Well, no. Ripping. Really? Yeah, just that. Did you actually have a. . . But just on that front, because as I say. . . Which front now? We've got two fronts operating. Where did that come from? On the theft front, right? Yeah, right. On the theft front, I lost my golf trundler. Yeah, right. And it's a real ball-like, fellas. Because it's really. . . Because it's added more admin to my golf. I have to book a bloody trundler now.

47:50Keyzie:Yeah. I was hoping Kesey, since he's gone away, was going to lend me his one. But no. This is all fancy pants, mate. So one, Jase. . . If anyone out there's got a second-hand trundle, a really old, real shit one, get in touch. Well, no, like a really brand spanking new one. Yeah. Get in touch. Get in touch with Hoity J on the Insta. God, if you give me one of those bastards, I'll plug the arse off it. The Hauraki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

48:24Keyzie:Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big show done and dusted today on the podcast outro. which is bonus material. Really rattling through it, aren't you? Which is bonus material we do outside the radio show. I'll be absolutely honest with you, fellas. I have no recollection whatsoever what we were talking about.

48:39Jase:No.

48:41Keyzie:We did quite a bit today, though. Yeah, we did a lot of stuff beforehand. What's the clip say? Kees, give me some kind of clue here. Deck. Oh, yeah. Talking about your deck, man. Here's a clip. It comes out at 7.30 tonight. Just search Haraki Big Show wherever you get your podcasts from. But you could get rid of it, put steps down and just put pavers or something. Yeah, yeah. And then that's still an outdoor usable area. Keezy, you'll come over and do that. I'll come around and do it.

49:05Jase:Would you, Keezy? You get my dad around to do it. It would be funny to come around and do it.

49:08Keyzie:It could be a good little project for the team.

49:11Jase:Absolutely hopeless. Then you get to come to my house, Keezy. That'd be funny. No, it'd be really funny. But no, I'm not coming to your house to get rid of a deck and put pavers down. I can't do that.

49:20Keyzie:I was sort of putting to the fellas the idea of having a bit of, You know how people get together and they have a whip around? Working bee. A working bee. Thank you, Mogi. And everyone just chips in. Yeah. And old hoody Jay chucks a couple of saucies on the barbie. Literally two, both for him. I don't, I've never been, I've never been invited to a working bee and I don't want to be invited to a working bee. I think it's a weird concept. Well, I mean, if you and your wife needed a working bee, we'd be over there with our gumboots on, Keezy. Jase, if I needed something worked on, you two are the last two people I'd invite around.

49:52Jase:That is such a relief to hear.

49:53Keyzie:Yeah, thank God for that. Hey, now listen, Pugsan's been working his arse off at the moment, so make sure you check out the Instagram account. Yeah, he works really hard on it. It's his pride and joy. Make sure also you check out the podcast. They're worth a listen. And I believe, Keezy, you're going to be releasing a golfing video pretty soon of old hoody Jay and Keezy. I will release it when I'm good and ready, Jase. You have no concept as to how much editing goes into these videos, but, yes, one will be on the horizon. Yeah, good stuff. Hey, you take care out there. We'll be back for the Friday Thrive.

50:25Keyzie:Until then, see you later.