G'day Fellas! Backbone! Hello.

0:00Keyzie:For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Raw Doggy. 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Horete. Oh, G'day fellas. Backbone. Hello. It's a great opening, isn't it? It really is. We found it took five years. We should change the name of the podcast to what? G'day fellas. Backbone. Hello.

0:31It's a bit convoluted But why not Well as opposed to the outro Yeah

0:35Mike Minogue:As opposed to What's on the D Which is pretty shit Yeah what's on the D No one gives a shit About what we name stuff anymore Apparently the more convoluted The better Yeah The more iterations Well actually

0:44Keyzie:When you think about it You know The outro is shit

0:48Mike Minogue:It's terrible It was because Matt and Jerry had the intro That's right And so we were the outro And then they changed The name of their intro To what To something else The something around the podcast Hey pugs That was driven by Matt Heath. I remember it very clearly. Do you know, he used to chat to us about this podcast. He doesn't anymore. Do you notice that?

1:06Keyzie:Matty. Yeah. That's weird, Mogi, because when we were doing the show yesterday, I was thinking, I wonder if old Heath, he still listens to the show. Right. Because he did, but there was that time we threw him under the bus. Yeah, that's true. What was that whole? Oh, we were saying he was a Nazi. Yeah. Far right Nazi. So maybe he did listen to it. Maybe he's got the pit. with us and we don't even know it.

1:30Mike Minogue:Pugs, just quickly, I've got your mic thing on here. Sorry, he's eating and I keep trying to... How annoying would it be if we did change the outro name? Would that be a massive annoying thing? I mean, I would just change it from the future episodes. I wouldn't go back and... No, no, no. I wouldn't expect you to do that. But if you could, I mean, that would be obvious. I mean, that's all I... I mean, nobody really cares about this podcast. G'day, fellas. Excuse me, we're nominated for the best comedy podcast in the world, man.

1:58Keyzie:Oh, incidentally. I think we're talking more about the highlights package. Read the radio awards. What are we nominated for? Anything? Otherwise, it can't be fucked.

2:05Mike Minogue:Have you noticed that Jase knows nothing about anything anymore? Yeah, and this thing about you having Alzheimer's, I'm beginning to think it's a legit thing. Who said I had Alzheimer's? Alzheimer's. Old timers. Old timers. Well, because I've just noticed, Jase, like lately, it's just like, especially when we go to Magic Round, like you seem to know nothing now. Why waste your time, I guess? Yeah. Well, he could waste Keezy and Pugs' time having to repeat stuff constantly. Yeah, that's right. But what was I supposed to know at Magic Round? You're like an external hard drive. You're an external memory.

2:35So rather than waste the memory that's in his head, he can use you. He plugs me in. You're like AI, and he goes, what time do we have to be at the airport? Hey, sir. He hasn't bothered with, it does nothing. Oh, no, I get the airport and stuff. He carries you around with him.

2:47Keyzie:I get the airport stuff. You're worse than I am.

2:51Mike Minogue:To be fair. Fucking hell.

2:52Keyzie:Moggy's worse than I am with that stuff.

2:54Mike Minogue:No, no, no, no, no. But look, okay, you guys are both relatively off the grid when it comes to NZME correspondents. I would disagree with that. You check yours every now and then? Your NZME stuff? Your NZME stuff? Yeah, when's the last time you checked your emails, Jase? Jase hasn't even turned his computer on.

3:09Keyzie:But I get them sent separately on my proper emails.

3:12Mike Minogue:But, like, for example, your flights for Magic Rain. I'm not having a go here, Jase. That's all right.

3:16Keyzie:I'm all good with it.

3:17Mike Minogue:Okay, but I'm not having a go, mate. I can tell by his time he's not happy. But the reason you knew when to get to the airport was because you said, Keezy, when's our flight? And then I had to manually put all the details into your app so that it showed up. Do you remember that? No. You handed me your phone and I did that.

3:31Keyzie:That was because it wasn't showing up on my...

3:34Mike Minogue:Because you hadn't opened the NZME email and gone through the thing and... Done the thing.

3:39Keyzie:Because usually it just shows up on your app, you know, when they book us flights.

3:43Mike Minogue:And it's like your flight to Dunedin and blah, blah, blah. But because boys trip booked these ones, not NZME. Yeah. So that's why. On that occasion. Yeah. I've just noticed it lately. Well, it's just a specific reference we made then to you making it to the airport. You go, I'm all good with that. And then Keezy's just rebutting you on that point.

4:00Keyzie:Well, no, the point there was that it hadn't shown up on my thing and I was wondering why. I completely agree. I didn't come out for a fight.

4:08Mike Minogue:The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show podcast. Are we all good? Can we change the podcast name, Pugs, to fellas getting along nicely? Sure. I mean, should we ask the punters what the name of the podcast should be? Yeah, I think so. I think G'day Fellas Backbone Hello. Is that what it is? Yes. Is that what you say? G'day Fellas Backbone Hello. It's so weird.

4:36Keyzie:It is a weird name. It's a very weird name, but it tells a story. Or do we call it an outro? The Big Show Uncut. No, exactly. Directed. That's so much worse, isn't it? Yeah. No, I think that's a good idea. We'll put it to the punters. Yes. And they can message old Pugsan, and he can then collate all of the information. And then go back through and rename. And give it to us, and then we can decide. And the winner gets a bottle of Toledos. Oh, now we're talking. Or a case. Yeah. A case of Toledos. A box of Toledos. Far out, man. We can't have this one because I'm drinking this one.

5:10Mike Minogue:And how do they enter? What do they do? I'd say they probably dump into Pugs's DMs. It's probably the best way to do it. Well, we could do it on the big show. Pugs has had a shocker at gmail.com. Oh, yes. Really? Is that a real Gmail address? Oh, yeah. Is it actually? But it's actually overflowing, so they're going to have to do something until you clear a few out. Yeah, I'm running out of space. Because you're having such a shocker, you haven't cleared them. Sorry, just confirming, is that a real email address, Pugs? Have you set that up? Yeah. Can we have access to that ASAP? Well, I've got access to it because there's my shockers.

5:43Mike Minogue:Yeah, but I want to go through it and see how many shockers you've had. So many shockers, man.

5:48Keyzie:And so what do people email you about the shockers you've had? All the time. Right, okay.

5:54Mike Minogue:Pugs has had a shocker. What is it? Pugs is having a shocker or Pugs has had a shocker? Pugs has had a shocker. Pugs has had a shocker. Pugs has had a shocker at gmail.com. And that's at gmail. It's a real email address. This one comes in from anonymous. Get in touch with the fellas.

6:11Keyzie:No, that's a good idea. I think we should definitely rename it because outro is just neither here nor there. It is. It's a nothing. A little bit of a zhuzh up, fellas. Yeah, it needs a little bit.

6:21Mike Minogue:Change as good as a holiday. How do we feel about the big show? No, I think that's pushing it too far. I think if we were to change the name of our radio show. No, I mean in general.

6:30Keyzie:Oh, not bad. We never, well, we never really got a chance on that one, did we? No. It was predetermined. It was. So it was like, okay. And actually this is what. One of the hardest things to do, as we're discovering now, is to actually name something. Right. You know what I mean? It's like bands. They go, oh, what are we going to call our band? I don't know, man. End up in the Shitter. The Foo Fighters. Exactly what I was thinking of. Puddle of Mud.

6:51Mike Minogue:That's actually not a bad one.

6:53Keyzie:That's shit. That's terrible, Geesey. The band sucks, but. Red Hot Chili Peppers.

6:56Mike Minogue:That's all G, isn't it? Nah, shit.

6:58Keyzie:Nah, that's not good.

6:59Mike Minogue:But the thing is, you can name it as shit as you want. If the music's good, it won't matter. Whereas Metallica. Well, the Metallica's a good one, isn't it? Yeah. Deftones. Deftones, yeah. Yeah. Actually, before we went on holiday last week. Radiohead. Yeah, that's an odd one, but it works. Before we went on holiday last week, I was going to get Jason to do a review of the Deftones concert. Oh, yeah. Because he's been banging on and on and on and on about it. Such a big fan, aren't you, Jason?

7:26Keyzie:David Riddler, who's in charge of Flavre, said it was the best concert he's ever been to. Yeah. You can sit on that if you wanted. It was phenomenal. There was a spare ticket for you. Yeah. And you said no. But I had plans that night. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. And it was down the road. Just relaxing on my couch. Down the road from your house as well. Yeah. Wow. I mean, it's not down the road. It's quite a walk. Yeah, it's a couple of Ks there. A good couple of Ks. Yeah. I mean, I could have Ubered. Ooh. I could have gone straight from here to there probably and had a little quiet meal beforehand.

7:56Keyzie:They're not coming back either, so. Yeah. I mean, if they're playing overseas, I might fly overseas. Oh, yeah. No, you won't go 2K down the road.

8:04Mike Minogue:Like if they're in London or something. Yeah, true.