OUTRO: Breastfeeding Special

0:00Keyzie:For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok or Raw Doggy. 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Horete. Oh yeah! Hey, you're all good if I vape a pugs. I literally just saw you have a massive drag, so you probably want to ask before you do that. Well, the thing is, we're in a really big studio, and there's no Keezy here with his wheezy lungs. You think Mike Lane would be chill with that after knowing that you've started Oh, look, I don't give a shit what Lane thinks. The great chip thief. He's so filthy he wouldn't even notice, you know, that I've been.

0:42Keyzie:And as I say, it's actually quite a big studio, and it's got the big air con going on there. So I'm very confident that, you know, it'll suck up all my vape juice. You know what I'm saying, Pugs?

0:55Jason Hoyte:Or your vape jizz, man.

0:56Keyzie:How are you going, man? It's a bit weird, isn't it, with the feels gone? It's different. It's just you and me, man, holding down the ship for two weeks. How do you feel about that?

1:05Jason Hoyte:Honestly, I am very much aware of the fact that with just two of us here, that means that there's just two people contributing content ideas. Yeah. And I know that that is a very valid concern of yours. Yes. Because obviously it's a team effort. So that means that we all add stuff to the group chat. We all add on and amplify each other's ideas. But there's just two of us.

1:27Keyzie:Yeah.

1:28Jason Hoyte:But I'm curious and I am excited. I'm not worried, if that makes sense. Like, whatever we do, we're going to do it. Oh, I'm not worried. I mean, I couldn't give a shit.

1:37Keyzie:Business as usual. But, you know, the great thing about that, and I hear you, Pugs. Well, hear my not concerns. Oh, your not concerns. Strangely enough, we've got content coming out of our ass.

1:50Jason Hoyte:Yeah, today's actually a weirdly busy show, which I think is good for the introductory show of the Horeki Big Chode. Yeah, yeah, the Big Chode. Which is you being short and me being wide. Yes.

2:01Keyzie:The Horeki Big Chode. Absolutely. And, you know, I'm fully anticipating, of course, over the coming days and weeks, that'll just fade away to nothing. Yeah. And we'll just be talking utter shit the entire time, but I'm all G with that.

2:14Jason Hoyte:And we'll just support and extend. Yeah. We'll have real life content from our lives. It'll be a good exercise for me because every time I've filled in previously, it's been like, oh, Pugs, you have a break here. You can have that break, Pugs. Yeah, yeah. Just have one there. Maybe another one over here. And when Keezy's filling in, he'll get me in every now and then for stuff. But it'll be a good exercise in just like smacking ideas and filtering through and finding the best stuff.

2:37Keyzie:Well, look, you can nuzzle at the buzzy of Hoody J. You can just suck away there, Pugs. I mean, just nestle in. You've got that lovely mane of hair just resting against my chest.

2:51Jason Hoyte:I'm not, I'm renowned. And just latch on, pugs. I'm renowned for my juicy lips as well, which you'll get to know very well if I suck it hard.

3:00Keyzie:Were you a good sucker as a child? I don't know if you were breastfed or not.

3:04Jason Hoyte:It's very presumptuous of me to say that you were breastfed.

3:10Keyzie:I don't know.

3:11Jason Hoyte:Not only do I not remember if I was breastfed, I assumed that I was, but also I haven't really spoken to my mother about the buzzy suckling techniques that I had when I was a baby. We haven't really got round to it. It's one of those mother-son conversations that we just haven't had yet.

3:25Keyzie:Yeah, well, I know that I never suckled upon a buzzy.

3:29Jason Hoyte:You never did?

3:30Keyzie:No, well, because I was adopted, you see.

3:32Jason Hoyte:Ah, of course.

3:32Keyzie:And so they had to put me straight on the bottle there, and apparently I just pounded through the bastards. When you say the bottle. Yeah, wow. You know, the formula. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. They weren't giving me gin and whiskey and stuff. I mean, they may have been, which, you know, would sort of explain my love and passion and addiction for alcohol.

3:54Jason Hoyte:And your addiction for other people suckling your buzzies for your lack of buzzies suckling that you had as a child.

3:59Keyzie:Look, man, I've said it before, and it's the honest truth. The most peaceful I've ever been is when my daughters were born and watching them breastfeed. Really? You know, people can get all pervy on that. No. But I'm not. It was nothing pervy. about it. I mean, I've seen my wife's breasts enough times to not be pervy about it.

4:19Jason Hoyte:I'm stoked for you, by the way.

4:22Keyzie:And there's something about a young child, you know, a baby, nurturing with its mother that is, I literally used to fall asleep watching it. Really? I would watch my baby's feeding and just nod off. I mean, to be fair, I might have had half a bottle of voddy or something by then. So it might have been a combination of that and watching them breastfeed. Of course. But I found it one of the most peaceful things in the world. So that's why I sort of get, you know how people get all sort of uppity about, oh, you shouldn't breastfeed in cafes and stuff like that. And I've never seen, I mean, I've seen people breastfeeding in cafes, for example.

5:07Keyzie:Right. And they're never flagrant. They're always very subtle about it. Yes. You know what I mean?

5:13Jason Hoyte:And also there's covers or there's things that you can do if you want to do that. I mean, obviously I'm the last person to speak on people breastfeeding, but I don't give a fuck. No. The baby's got to have what the baby's got to have. Yeah. You know what I mean?

5:26Keyzie:Yeah, but you're a little bit pervy. But, you know, I don't understand how people can be offended by that.

5:33Jason Hoyte:I imagine what you experienced would probably happen a lot where it's a very instinctive, primal, paternal thing. It is.

5:42Keyzie:Yes, it's very primal.

5:43Jason Hoyte:Where witnessing that would activate something in you about being the father that you are. Well, yeah. And also maybe to do with the fact that you were seeking, you wanted, I don't know. I don't know how to describe it, but I imagine it's an instinctive thing that I won't know. No.

5:59Keyzie:Well, I mean, you're going to, you know, until. Until. I mean, we could, because you're saying you don't know if you were breastfed or not.

6:07Jason Hoyte:I don't remember. but I assumed that I was.

6:09Keyzie:If you would have a suck on me, I'd know immediately.

6:12Jason Hoyte:Whether or not I was breastfeeding.

6:13Keyzie:Yeah, whether you were a breastfeeder.

6:15Jason Hoyte:And experienced Horty J buzysuckle.

6:17Keyzie:Yeah, and whether or not it's a strong pull. Right. No, I've got a strong pull. I would suggest that looking at you, you'd be a grazer. Right. You know what I mean? What do you mean a grazer? Well, there's different definitions. You know, there'll be some babies that are strong feeders. Right. There'll be other babies that are grazers.

6:44Jason Hoyte:Just chilling.