OUTRO: Cashed Up Jizzbot

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0:15Keyzie:Backbone. G'day, females. My wife. What'd you get up to on the weekend there, Keyzie? You mad dog. Yeah, because you look like you've had a huge one. And we've also got the same Zet at the moment, I've noticed. Yeah, I've got one there too. Give us a look. Oh, on that side. What's your one? I've got one over here. And I've got, I was going to say, Mogey, because I've got one here as well. I was like, what the fuck is going on with our skin at the moment? Mine's terrible. I've started shaving again, and that's never good. Because normally I just trim it back, you know? Yeah. Length. Yes. And what you'll probably find is I had another shave yesterday.

0:51If they haven't already, I was taking a little farm of whiteheads. It's sort of generally just underneath the corner of the edge of my mouth there, just at the chin. Yes. God, it's a good look for a man of 50 years.

1:05Mike Minogue:That's regardless of which razor and stuff you use. Yeah, that's what people say. It's, oh, you probably need to change your razor. It could be a brand new razor. I can use a brand new razor and it will or won't happen. I can use an old razor and it will or won't happen. There's no way to know. Wow. Absolutely no way to know. I love it. You know what I think it is, the fact that we're breaking out,

1:23Keyzie:is the humidity. You think that's it? It's the sweatiness. And all the toxins and shit are coming out. Because I've got this one here on my cheek. It's a shocking bastard. It's not that fucking bad, man.

1:38Mike Minogue:I'd say it's stress-related.

1:40Keyzie:I have been fully resisting it. Because you know when you get those big, meaty... There's no point squeezing it.

1:47Mike Minogue:Because it does nothing. And what do you do, though?

1:49Keyzie:And it's itching at the moment. And I just will not touch it. It's like, come on, squeeze me. It's all kind of there. You see that one there? But I had that from a few weeks ago. It's been a month. Yeah. A month. It's a long time. I reckon it's a stretch. So I ended up getting these little cover thingies for it. You put it over there. Yes. The main thing is to stop you fucking with it, but it also sucks out all the goodness. Yeah. I think my daughter's got some of those, actually. They're good. They're actually quite good. Remember Topex? Nice to discover those. Yes. Topex? I used to be so ashamed when the Topex ads came on.

2:25Keyzie:because I had horrendous acne as a teenager. And the Topex ad would come on and everyone would look at me. Everyone would look at you. It was like the Clarosol as well. It was similar. Horrible.

2:37Mike Minogue:Yeah, I was very lucky not to get, but you still get giant pimples when you're a teenager. It doesn't matter if you have acne or not. Yeah. Fuck, they're annoying when you're at high school.

2:44Keyzie:But you've got great skin, Kesey, I have to say. You've got very good skin. Good skin, man. I was surprised to see that massive skin. You've got your mum's skin. Yeah, my mum looks amazing. What's she using?

2:55Mike Minogue:Being part Māori.

2:56Keyzie:No, I mean for skin.

2:58Mike Minogue:Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, she's Māori and Japanese. The idea being that you've got your mother's literally skin in your pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mon's skin. But, like, all of her family look amazing. They all do. And my nana, when she passed, who was my mum's mum, she looked amazing. Right. For a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was amazing. But I think I'm breaking out just because I keep eating fucking noodles. Oh, yeah. How's your veggie level? You're addicted. Yeah, good. Because every night Lucy's obsessed with making salads. So all of my meals are like 70 % salad. Oh, yeah. Which is really nice, and I've started to really like them.

3:34Keyzie:What would we do without our wives? Because my wife is constantly – Probably without the piss. Yeah, true. Probably fucking awesome. When we're going out for dinner or stuff, she's very focused on veggie content. Oh, yes. You know, because I can get very meat-oriented. Well, when I say meat, I mean like dumpling stuff and chicken and shit like that. She's like, I need vegetables. So she'll order the side of bok choy.

4:00Mike Minogue:Yes. So does my wife. And a cucumber salad. Yes. My wife, if we order like a fish burger or a cheeseburger or something from a takeaways, she'll always say, do you want me to add some salad? She'll add salad into hers. Yeah. No thanks. Fuck no. No thanks, mate.

4:15Keyzie:I just want meat and cheese.

4:18Mike Minogue:Today, though, I had our noodle joint for lunch because I was working all morning doing DIY why and then I had to go to Mitre 10 and next to Mitre 10. You're a shock and fast. You are bad. It's not a problem, Keezy. Their Mitre 10 is the noodles store. And I was like, fuck, I'm going past anyway, right? Yeah, you're going past anyway. It was hands down the best noodles I have ever had from that store and I've had a lot. The one today.

4:39Keyzie:Today was the one.

4:40Mike Minogue:Was fucked up how good it was. I was just like, how do they make this shit? I went to Farrow's today because I said to my wife, never again.

4:51Keyzie:are we having the debacle of minute steaks?

4:55Mike Minogue:Never again. So what, now you're a farrow guy? You don't have to get a farrow to get good meat. For people outside of Auckland, it's a fancy little restaurant there for people with heaps of money. It's a supermarket. Sorry, supermarket.

5:10Keyzie:It's actually not that much more expensive than... Here he is. He doesn't notice. I mean, he doesn't even look at the receipt. I'll tell you what I got today. I got Bang Bang Chicken. $25 what are you talking about that's what I bought from Farrow's that's expensive just for you in a bag it's chicken with all these sauces and stuff and is it just for you no for the family $25 $25 so that's and a salad and that's your meal

5:38Mike Minogue:that's fucking pricey man that's a lot of money is it you may as well just go to the ATM get out like a hundred bucks and just eat that put some fish sauce on that

5:47Keyzie:I got some pork marinated pork ribs. They were 20 bucks. You like that?

5:52Mike Minogue:Yeah, I do. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show podcast. Pugs has just come up with a great idea. Do you want to do this now, Pugs? Jase, how much is it for a litre of milk?

6:10Keyzie:About$4.50.

6:12Mike Minogue:Isn't that fucked up? I have no idea if that's correct. Yeah, it is$4.50 because we drink a lot of milk. It's too much for one litre. You reckon? Yeah, I think so. I'm just going to Google it. Maybe six or two. We don't actually drink milk, so I couldn't tell you.

6:26Keyzie:We do. We drink shitloads. I, as I've said before, I get cravings for a massive tall glass of cool glass. $2.98. Where the fuck's that? Woolworths. Come on, man. Wake up.

6:39Mike Minogue:Yo, you'd be going to Farrow.

6:41Keyzie:No. It's$4.50. No. The same milk. At my local dairy in Glen Eden, it's$4.50 for a litre. That's not your local anymore. Your local is Farrow's. I have a new local, and the lady that runs it is lovely.

6:56Mike Minogue:What's her name?

6:57Keyzie:I don't know yet. You're going to ask? What's your name? Yeah, what's your name, love darling? And I... How weird is this? I worry about her. She's very sweet, and she's very gentle, and she's right in the centre of town. There's a lot of bad people around.

7:18Mike Minogue:So tough guys like Jace can survive there, but not her. She's probably been there for 50 years.

7:23Keyzie:Yeah, she's way more staunch than me. She's got a shotgun within reach. Probably, probably. It was really sad when I left Glen Eden. Now, because the dairy there has been raided so many times, they literally have a cage around them. this massive metal cage.

7:41Mike Minogue:Ours have got that as well.

7:42Keyzie:And it's like, that's fucked, man. That sucks. We have to do that shit.

7:46Mike Minogue:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

7:47Keyzie:Keezy, I'm worried about your noodle eating.