OUTRO: Five-Wife Hoyte

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0:15Keyzie:Oh hell yeah! Oh yeah! That's four people's energy in two people. Yeah totally man. Now don't use up all your energy Pugsunkus. We were talking off air, you've had a big weekend. I said I was tired. And boy, oh boy, am I going to be chatting about it on the show. You also said you were tired. Yeah, but that's because I. And then yawned audibly. I did nine holes today. And if she's a very. What were your names? That is. Already. We're in disclaimer territory. And that is a shocker, Pugs-san.

0:53Jason Hoyte:That's not disclaimer territory.

0:55Keyzie:That is disgusting. What was the name of the. Disgusting. Oh, of course. Oh, my God. Are you still seemed, man?

1:01Jason Hoyte:I feel like I need to be careful and not go down a rooted track from The Breakfast Show because his problem is every single thing that comes out of somebody's mouth, he has to find something filthy with it. You know? And I don't want that.

1:15Keyzie:I said I played nine holes and he said, what were their names? And that's disgusting.

1:20Jason Hoyte:I don't know what you're.

1:20Keyzie:I mean, Mogi, you know what Mogi can be like. Yeah, I do. Where do you think I get it from? Seriously filthy. But I'm disappointed in you that we're already in bloody disclaimer territory and we've only just kicked off our Monday afternoon, you filthy bastard, which makes sense to me given what you were saying you got up to over the weekend.

1:43Jason Hoyte:Oh, yeah, sure. Same for the show, man.

1:45Keyzie:I tell you what, I have been shocked from the sweet young boy I first met to the pug son that is emerging now, the stallion.

1:58Jason Hoyte:It's one of those things where I think genuinely it was my job to not be too out there when I first came in as a producer. You know what I mean? Sure. I'm there to help you guys. That's my job. And so part of that I think just inadvertently became not revealing. Your filth. Not filth, just to be.

2:22Keyzie:Was that why you wore the sort of weird shoes? You like your boat shoes? I still wear those.

2:28Jason Hoyte:I don't know what you're talking about.

2:30Keyzie:What's with those? Which ones?

2:31Jason Hoyte:The loafers?

2:32Keyzie:Yeah, with the little tag on them. With the tassel, yeah. We need to talk about your shoes, Pugs.

2:38Jason Hoyte:Save it for Keezy, man.

2:40Keyzie:Keezy's the one with boat shoes. Yeah, well, I actually, because, of course, he's posting all these images. How fucking good does that look?

2:48Jason Hoyte:Oh, it looks like he's having a magnificent time. I did have something to raise with you about that, but there might be show chat.

2:53Keyzie:Yeah. Yeah, we talk about that on the show. But I asked him, because he's in his Birkenstocks or whatever they're called. And I was like, where are the floaters, man? He was like, come on, Jase. Yeah.

3:04Jason Hoyte:Two pairs, the Birks and the boat shoes.

3:06Keyzie:Yeah. Yeah. It reminds me actually seeing those images of Keezy over there. Mogies have mostly just been shots of bear.

3:17Jason Hoyte:Yeah, 100%. Different countries, a different country every time. And then he posted something else and I replied to him and I said, can you put the beers back, please? I don't want to see anything else. Yeah, yeah. Just a beer in a different country.

3:27Keyzie:We don't want to see the great accommodation you're living. Reminds me of when my first wife left me, actually. Oh, man. And after the divorce settlement. Did you not know I'd been divorced?

3:37Jason Hoyte:No, I knew you'd been divorced.

3:38Keyzie:Oh, yeah. It just pulls up my heartstrings. Oh, no, she... I mean, obviously it was meant to be... I divorced her because I didn't like her parts. You know what I mean?

3:47Jason Hoyte:Why'd you marry her?

3:48Keyzie:Oh, the sex was good.

3:53Keyzie:And after the divorce, of course, because I was earning Dog Squad money, she did very well out of the divorce. Ah. And then she immediately just took a trip to Italy and was posting all over the place, you know, all these shots of her drinking Pinot Noir in Italy. Yeah, yeah. You know, that sort of got deep inside my goat a little bit. Well, they did it after a divorce. Yeah.

4:15Jason Hoyte:It's heartbreak. But also it seems like an appropriate thing to do if you have a divorce is to fuck off. You know what I mean? Well, I guess so.

4:22Keyzie:Yeah.

4:23Jason Hoyte:Live something different.

4:24Keyzie:I held my ground and just carried on like a backbone. My second and third wives, they, after the divorces, yeah, they did that. They went very quiet. Right, but you were out getting on it. Yeah, I was just getting on the steam. Posted hard on Hoody J. And it was fine, actually, because I'd had the experience of my first wife leaving me. So the second and third wives I didn't really care about.

4:52Jason Hoyte:Yeah, yeah. Of course, you got your heart broken and sort of rough. Yeah. I'm not giving that to anyone else.

4:56Keyzie:You know, as I say, it's kind of like how the fellas leaving us has made me, it's kind of brought up those feelings for me again. Yeah. My fourth wife, my fourth divorce hurt because she went out, she left me for another woman, which, you know. Says a lot. Well, you know, I've got to be honest with you, it hurt for a little bit. But then in a weird kind of way, it wasn't as bad as being left for another man. You know what I mean? Right. Is that sexist, Pugsun?

5:28Jason Hoyte:Yeah, probably. I think there's something to be said about helping somebody on their journey to find themselves. You know, even if you're not meant to be with them, Jase, you helped them find out who they really were. And that was to not be with a man.

5:41Keyzie:But then she went back to another guy after that relationship.

5:45Jason Hoyte:Yeah. You were saying it's sort of all the marriages kind of makes you a shell of a man with your current wife and there's just no emotions left. It's just all been rubbed off into a nub.

5:53Keyzie:Oh, look, I'm just in that zone now where, you know, I'm just waiting for the inevitable.

6:00Jason Hoyte:What's that, divorce?