OUTRO: Homewares Edition

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0:28Keyzie:Correct. Hey, guys. That's right. How are we going, fellas?

0:32Mike Minogue:Fizzed up, man. Busy weekend ahead. Busy weekend, man. What are you doing, man? You're doing me down a little bit, Jase? A little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, that'll do. Yeah, nice, guys. That's good from you, man. What are you doing, Jase? I couldn't really hear myself. Just knocking shit over.

0:48Keyzie:And I love the sound of my own voice, as you know. I do know that. What's happening this weekend, Keezy? You fucking sicko.

0:55Mike Minogue:You know how I said that I've got those Not well-to-do people coming over But the people that are better off than us You call them snobs They're not snobs, they're lovely

1:05Keyzie:Your wife's snobby friends

1:07Mike Minogue:Well no, they're just very much 15 years older than us And so they're 15 years further along So about my age Mate, aren't you like 25 years? No Oh Yeah, so they're like Their houses and stuff are really nice And they've got really nice stuff Have they? I'm still renting. They hosted us. Why don't they spend all their money on piss?

1:30Keyzie:Yeah, I was going to say, don't, you know, look, Keezy, it's all very well having nice stuff. But at the end of the day, mate, that's not what makes you happy, man. What makes you happy, man, is having a deck that's gone to ruins over the course of three decades. Got home last night, actually, just on that field. The old deck's ripped up. She's gone. While the little deck out the front of the house. Did you pour a drink, man? Times are a-changing. I wish I had seen your house, Jase. It is a shame because I'd like to see the change. Did you take lots of befores? No, we didn't do that with the garden either.

2:07Keyzie:We're really annoyed with ourselves. But I was amazed because they ripped it all up, of course, how big the hole was. Yeah, man. You're often surprised how big the hole is when you take it out. That was quite a big fucking deck. and now he's putting in a floating deck. Float? Yeah, floating. Have you heard of that before? My wife said he's going to put in a floating deck. And I went, what the fuck's a floating deck?

2:32Mike Minogue:Just means it's not connected to the house? Correct. Yes. And it'll just be on its own little plastic feet or is he anchoring it into the ground?

2:38Keyzie:Well, all the foundations are really good. Oh, good foundations. Yes. So he said your foundations are fine. That was the worry that he's going to rip it all up and go, oh, your foundations are fucked. We're going to have to get rid of all those as well. So there you go It's exciting What's your timeline on all this bullshit? Well that's going to be done probably That'll be finished next Because he's doing Tuesday Thursdays Sure So that'll be finished next week Then we're going to get some concrete steps for our driveway Right Then onto the big deck And then about the whole thing Everything that you're doing though What do you reckon?

3:14When do you reckon you're going to have someone in?

3:16Keyzie:When are you going to be out? Are you out this year? Yes Wow How good That is the plan, absolutely. And I said to my wife actually the other day, if we're not out by the end of the year, I'm going to be fucked off. Oh, you don't want Hootie Jo in a bad mood around Christmas time, I'll tell you what. I'm often in a really good mood, Keezy. I'd say so. It's just we only sleep here. It's just never when I'm at work. Yeah, never at work. It's no good. I'm never in a good mood at work, man. Yeah, right. Or at golf. But whilst, hey.

3:45Mike Minogue:I'm joking. He's got him. He's got him. No, no, no. Okay, we've changed topics about 100 times. I haven't even finished telling you about why it's a busy weekend this weekend.

3:54Keyzie:Yeah, carry on. Yeah, let's go back to that.

3:56Mike Minogue:What were you going to say?

3:57Keyzie:We may have someone moving in that is a friend of my wife's. Oh, menagerie. Like moving in while you're still there? No. Which saves us a particularly annoying job. I know the one. Yes. So that's good. Back to your big weekend, Jesus.

4:16Mike Minogue:I want to hear about your extractor fan.

4:19Keyzie:No. It's very boring chat.

4:23Mike Minogue:Yeah, right, right, right. But basically, I've got to go to somewhere and buy a carafe and some nice glasses to drink out of. Oh, you're joking. Because our glasses are shit, apparently. Yeah. Because we've gone to get out, like, our glasses.

4:36Keyzie:You mean what, like wine glasses?

4:37Mike Minogue:Yeah. And we've got, like, four. This is going to be six. We've got, like, four nice ones, and the rest of them are all mismatched shitters. Yeah. So we just need to be like, okay, we just need some nice stuff. That's fair enough. You kind of do, but it's one of those, things where the men don't care, generally speaking. Yeah. But for women, it's really important. Yes. And you've just got to accept that it is. Whereas for me, I'll drink out of a jar. For example, I got home last week and we were out of glasses. Yeah. Because we've got like three glasses for gin and tonics. Yeah. And there was already three people at home.

5:09Right. So I just used this coffee cup. As a gin and tonic cup. For gin and tonic. And the missus was like, what are you using that one for? Is this? Because it holds piss. It's fine. Yeah, it holds piss. It does the job. It's glass. I could take that blue. The rubber grip off it. That says Koffix on it.

5:26Mike Minogue:Well, so tomorrow, literally the whole day is put aside for us to pretty much remodel our entire house. The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from four on Radio Hauraki. The Hauraki Big Show podcast. Yeah, well, it's got to be spotless, I tell you what. No, it's always going to be clean, but we have to, like, I've noticed I opened the utensil drawer, not the knives and forks, the one underneath, the big utensils. all immaculate. I'm like, well, someone's organised that. I'm like, oh, you're worried about them looking at our utensil drawer, aren't you? Yeah. And she's like, no, I just thought it was time for a spruce up.

5:59Mike Minogue:yeah. But it's true though, you do need those things to come along to give you the reason to do the things. Yeah, but this is like, this is a higher level than I've ever experienced before. Yeah, right. I have to buy new glasses.

6:10Keyzie:I couldn't give a fuck about my drawers, but anyway. Yeah, but you also never invite anyone over. Yeah, it's true. You've just reminded me, though, actually. We used to have six really high-quality wine glasses. I'd be fucked if I know where they are now. Crystal? No, no, but they were... I don't really do a crystal wine glass. No, not a wine glass. I've no idea. But they were really nice fucking wine glasses. Best in the world? Goblet? But I don't know where they are now. Could you make my wife remove them from the house?

6:40Mike Minogue:Can I borrow them? Especially if you don't drink wine, there's not much use for it.

6:43Keyzie:Yeah, well, exactly. You could if I knew where they were. Imagine that.

6:47Mike Minogue:He gives them to me. I'm borrowing Hoardy J's goblets for the big party. And they're from like the 30s.

6:53Keyzie:I used to like back in the day, I had this really nice little sort of half-pint beer glass. Not like a mug. It was like a fluted glass. And I used to love drinking my beersies out of there. Yeah, I know the ones that you mean. Yeah. But you get in the pub, like a 12 or a 7.

7:11Mike Minogue:They're called... A high boy? No. Now I'll think of it. Because they get seven ounces, the really small ones, that you get in the Razzler with your little plastic jug, and then you've got a 12 ounce.

7:23Keyzie:They're probably about that tall.

7:24Mike Minogue:That's a Catalina?

7:25Keyzie:And it just sort of tapered down.

7:27Mike Minogue:Oh, like a goblet-y kind of one. No, not goblet, but like... It's like a schooner, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a schooner. Yeah, right, okay.

7:34Keyzie:And I used to love that glass. I'd drink all the beers. And obviously they have them, and you can just do one mouthful and she's going, you're fucking beautiful. And you pour it in that glass. It's like me with chips. Right. You know, you'd go, oh, so I can just sip it and enjoy my beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're right. She went down real easy in that glass. Did she? A schooner. Yeah. Smaller than a schooner. What do they got? A midi, I think they call it over in Australia. A midi, they do. A midi, a handle or a pot, 285 mils in Australia. Yep, that's the bastard. Yes. It's slightly smaller than a schooner, which is for 20 years.

8:05Mike Minogue:I loved it. My favourite is the, you know the seven-ounce glasses they give you to Raza? like the really old little glasses they give you. I love sitting down with a giant jug of beer and a tiny little cup. Yeah, this is making me want to drink piss.

8:19Keyzie:Yeah, same here, man.

8:21Mike Minogue:The smaller the cup, I reckon the better.

8:23Keyzie:Well, I agree, and it's weird, eh?