OUTRO: Lack of nudity

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0:15Keyzie:Yeah man, great stuff. Mogi can't talk right now because he's got a mouthful of chips. We've been given two packets of chips by the boss, weirdly, but I'm not complaining.

0:26Mike Minogue:Do they taste as good when you haven't stolen them, Jase? No, they don't actually. Because I've noticed you're not really having that many of them.

0:32Keyzie:No, well, I kind of had a cracker or two on the way in today, so I'm not starving like I normally am. But no, they do taste better when you steal them. Yeah, they do. Because you put your life on the line, you know what I mean? For your mates, so they can have some chips too.

0:48Mike Minogue:You know how the breakfast show called us out for, well, not me really, you guys, for making a mess? Yeah. Should we respond to that on the radio show? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, okay.

0:58Keyzie:which I find ironic because when I come in here and there's like six coffee cups and shit calling me a mess excuse me you are a fucking pig I am not a pig it's spotless on my side of the desk every single day for weeks and months I would say you screw up pieces of paper and you throw it at the glass and you just leave the paper sitting there on the floor so at least two of those a day we would constantly tell you to pick them up why would it be two a day why would it be one and you would constantly refuse to do it and you would never ever pick them up. So we were forced to pick up after you so that we wouldn't leave a mess for the people that come in the next day.

1:32And you did that for months. The point being months ago. When was the last time you saw me do that? Last week. More recent than months ago. Yeah, but it wasn't twice a day. Okay, it was every single day for months then. So the idea that you wouldn't do it.

1:46Keyzie:Yeah, but I mean, I'm talking about filth on my desk. Oh, you're talking about something else. I thought we were talking about things that other people have to... Moody's in the mood today, I can tell. I thought we were talking about things that other people have to pick up on your behalf. Yes. No, we're talking about filth on the desk. Well, there was filth over here, including a pubic here, which was not mine. That'll be Jerry's, because he gets his bits out. Oh, that's right. Well, there was a naked dude sitting next to him the other day. Yeah, I saw that. What was that actually about? So he got$1 ,000.

2:16Keyzie:But why was he naked? Because if you come in here with a toasted sandwich and you're naked, you get$1 ,000. bucks. It's for the Naked Gun. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

2:27Mike Minogue:So there's a whole lot of challenges and basically if you do it and send in a video, blah, blah, blah, then you get a thousand bucks. It's a great idea. It was really good.

2:34Keyzie:It was really, I don't know if you guys remember this. I think it was the hits maybe.

2:39Mike Minogue:Yeah, Tom Harper.

2:40Keyzie:And they, oh yeah, and our old mate Tom went across naked. He until I did their show naked. Their show. I did. And there was a massive uproar about it. Why did they do that?

2:50Mike Minogue:I can't remember. I can't even remember the context of it. I think the breakfast show put them up to it. who was producing The Breakfast Show at the time.

2:55Keyzie:But the really interesting thing about it was people were furious that he got pressured into doing it, that it was unacceptable. He wouldn't have given a shit. No, he didn't care at all. He loved it. He loved getting his kid off. Yeah. But I was amazed by the pushback. And so there was a thing for a while, like no more nudity in the studios because people are not happy about it. So I was quite interested to see his naked butt, that dude's naked buttocks.

3:26Mike Minogue:Well, the good thing about that is that he's just a random listener who's gone above and beyond for this promo, right? Yes. You know what I mean? It's not, yeah, I reckon that's all G. I reckon that's all G. Back in the 90s and the early 2000s, there was a lot of nudity in studios, eh? Yeah. Like, especially on, like, The Edge and your mad houses and the wacky stuff to do was to get people to do stuff naked or, you know? I listened to The Rock and there wasn't a lot of nudity on there, thankfully. Yeah, yeah. Old, what's his name there? Rog and was it Nick? Nick and Rog. He's been there that long, Rog.

3:59Rog has, yeah. Back to the day when you were listening to it. I was like 20, 19 or 20. Far out. He must be rich as, man. 30 years. He's done 30 years, hasn't he? More. Well more.

4:09Mike Minogue:Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Bloody legend of the game, though, old Rog. Nice guy by all accounts. Well, I've met him a few times. Very nice guy. They all are over there.

4:16Keyzie:I've actually never met Rog. I haven't. I've met the other people from the rock. Bryce, Moles. Yeah, all those dudes. I've met Bryce, Moles. Two lovely guys. And then Jay, but not Dunk, not Mel.

4:33Mike Minogue:Yeah, Jay's super friendly as well. I've not had a lot to do with Dunk. I tried to chat to Dunk. I don't think Dunk gets out and about as much as your Jay. I tried to chat to him one night after the radio awards because he's into old chefs, and he had no time for me whatsoever. Yeah, that's standard. You know when you get a vibe that someone just, and I haven't had it in a long time, it's just a vibe that a guy was like, this conversation sucks. And it could have been because I was pissed, but I was just like, afterwards, I was like, oh man, I just need to find someone else in the industry that I can talk to about fucking cars.

5:04Mike Minogue:Yeah, right. And I thought it was him, and I was like, oh no. We should hit them up and get a bit of cross-code content going. Yeah. And just find out if he was over Keezy.

5:13Keyzie:It was probably quite tedious if he were pissed. Probably three years ago. interesting you should say that because my wife was saying the other night you know and she was going god I'm boring and I was like you yeah no not me no she's great and I am boring but in any way she said something which made me laugh which was you know sometimes I hear myself talking to people and telling a story and it's like what the fuck am I rambling about you know what I mean it's so tedious it was like your story yesterday she texted you saying that story was good That was top quality. That was top quality. I've got another one today, fellas.

5:49Keyzie:Oh, good stuff. Well, let's save it. Yes. I'm not going to tell it now. No, no, I mean save it from today until we get Pugsarm back and we can do stings for it, you see. Yeah. Hoity Jays. Another classic yarn from Hoity Jays. I think I want those ones. Because I have a mate like that who just sort of tells the yarn, he gets started, he keeps on going, and at a certain point he sees everybody's face looking at him and he's like, oh yeah, this hasn't really got an ending. And then he finishes it off with, oh, cool story, Tobes. He says that. Cool story, Jase.

6:28Keyzie:In fairness, my story did have an ending where I clubbed a seal to death. Oh, that's good. And then Keezy said, did you eat it? And I went, nah.

6:39Mike Minogue:I thought it was like a tattoo. But what I don't want is for Jase to start tailoring his cool yarns for the radio down the cool story, Jase. You know? Because your stories are really cool usually, Jase. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want them to turn into vanilla radio.

6:56Keyzie:This thing that happened to me, or actually happened to me over the weekend, to be honest, just as we were going to the batch, it was the most bizarre thing. And I was like, what the actual fuck? And my wife and I were sitting in my car going, what do we do about that? That is the weirdest thing that's happened.

7:11Mike Minogue:You come in once a week with the weirdest fucking thing that's happened. And it's like, I've said this before, my wife today in the kitchen, oh, I don't respond because she fucking does it every day, three times a day. Oh, my God. Yesterday, oh, my God. I was like, what? She's like, oh, it was just a leaf. I thought there was a rat in the garden. And I was just like, fucking 10 metres away from you through glass and you screamed like that. So I'm numb to it. So when you say it's the weirdest thing ever, I'm like, yeah, cool. I bet it's just another thing. It's just normal.

7:42Keyzie:It was just a really stupid thing that happened. And it was like, I can't fix this. This is ridiculous. You've always got to fix everything, eh, Hoody Jab? I'm a fixer, fellas. That's true, man. You are. It's like when I hear you guys and your troubles, I just want to jump in there and sort it out. What was the one you messaged through today?

8:00Mike Minogue:About my console. Yeah, your console. In my head, I was like, I know how to pull that apart. I've done that before. But then I was like, no, I won't do it. Suffice to say, I snapped the bastard. Did you actually? Yes. Man, you're fucking up that car, eh? You love your lovely car. It's got... Oh, yeah.

8:16Keyzie:I've got the damage from the mechanic. I've fucked my console. Why? Here we go. Fix it.

8:24Mike Minogue:No, because I'm like... How did you break it?

8:28Keyzie:This is the tremendous story I've come to later. Is this a radio break? Possibly.

8:34Mike Minogue:Okay.

8:34Keyzie:We'll see how they go. We're a bit thin on material today, so it might have to be. I'm looking at the dock here. I've just sent another one through, guys. Yes, excellent. He has some car issues today. Yeah, great. So we've got to decide what we're going to do there. We'll run with bogeys. Yeah. But yeah.

8:50Mike Minogue:So how did you snap it? What were you doing? What did you snap, sorry?

8:53Keyzie:So you know how you're in the driver's seat? I've got a little console there with a gearbox and it's got a two-cup holder. Yes. And then there's another little thing there. Yes. And it's got a lid on it. The thing that you open and put your change. Yeah, all that. Where your elbow can sit. Yeah, all your coffee and stuff. So when you put your coffee in your drink holder? Yeah, well, it's got a couple of drink holders as well. But they're back here.

9:18Mike Minogue:You've got a thing that opens. No, it covers over. The drink holders cover over. Yes, they cover over. Yeah, because we've got the same car.

9:23Keyzie:And so we were just packing up the car to go to the batch. I put my phone on top of the cover. Yeah. Right? And then I lifted it slightly and my phone slipped down. In the gap of the cover. And the gap of the cover underneath my cup holder and centre console. And I was like, what the fuck? How do I get that fucking out? And it was like right down and my – Koshi rang the phone. Yeah. And it was like – and it was right in the chassis somewhere. In the chassis? It was in the chassis. It wasn't in the chassis. It wasn't that far. Right. But I sort of yanked it up and managed to get it up like that.

10:03Keyzie:and I could see it, but I couldn't reach it because it was in a really awkward little spot. And then it went, snap! And I went, oh, fuck. There you go. But then I got my phone out and just pushed it back down. Yeah, she'll be all good, man. She'll be fine. I mean, it doesn't affect the running of the car, can you? No, I don't get it. Nah. Nah, it doesn't. But it was so, it took like 25 minutes to get it out. It was fucking ridiculous.

10:30Mike Minogue:did any part of you go like I should google how to remove center console well I did remove it no no no it's not the question because what you've done there is snap about a hundred clips and stuff that were holding it all in those are all fucked now well it's pretty secure in there