In short
The hosts recap a chaotic weekend of heavy drinking, including a “university-style” BYO dinner, pre-drinking at home with neighbors, and a burlesque-themed party mishap; they also discuss gaming (starting Cyberpunk after struggling with King’s Flame) and quick banter about health (possible UTI).
Guests
No separate guests appear; it’s a regular roundtable among Jase, Pugs, and Keezy (plus mentions of “Minaya” as a friend/partygoer).
Key claims
Minaya got “cross-eyed and wasted” after being challenged to skull Chardonnays and ordering minimal food; Keezy’s strategy was to drink all shared wine so the night ends when it runs out; Keezy was so steamed he needed to arrange an Uber and Minaya later vomited by the motorway.
Notable examples
BYO at Nishiki near Freeman’s Bay; golf the next day left Keezy a “shambles”; burlesque party where a joke about “nips” was misunderstood as asking about her corset “buzies.”
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOCyberpunk Gaming Experience
0:00 to 0:46
Learn about the hosts' thoughts on the game Cyberpunk and its features.
“Yeah have you beaten King's Flame or not?”
Haircut and Weekend Updates
1:46 to 3:15
Discussion about Jase's haircut and the hosts' weekend activities.
“The only thing, and I should warn you about this now, I think I've got a urinary tract infection.”
Weekend Drinking Adventures
3:15 to 4:23
A recount of a wild BYO dinner involving friends and drinks.
“Yeah, it always gets gassed, I've found.”
Hosting Challenges and Late Nights
4:23 to 5:48
Exploration of the challenges of hosting and staying up late with guests.
“And then you start singing happy birthday to somebody whose birthday it's not.”
Keezy's Misadventures
5:48 to 7:22
Keezy shares a humorous story about a mix-up at a friend's place.
“And I've, on that front, got mates that are notorious pissheads.”
Burlesque Party Anecdotes
7:22 to 8:55
Keezy shares his experience at a burlesque-themed party and a humorous mishap.
“What's this I hear about a second bottle of wine being here?”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:01Jason Hoyte:I've started Cyberpunk by the way because King's Flame Fuwoka or whatever on Liza P was really hard and so I kind of needed a break from like punishing myself when I was gaming on Sunday Real Hangover so I decided to fire up Cyberpunk for something like more cinematic you know what I mean?
0:16Mike Minogue:Yeah have you beaten King's Flame or not?
0:18Jason Hoyte:No no I've just I just started up Cyberpunk but it's been really good so far I've been really enjoying it.
0:22Mike Minogue:Yeah Cyberpunk rules the start of it's cool.
0:25Jason Hoyte:Yeah there's a lot to kind of keep track of. Heaps yeah. Like interfaces and shards and shit and links
0:32Mike Minogue:What's that? And you've got to also put like the
0:39Mike Minogue:You've also got to put Like you've got the chip thing that you put in And that's got all the things on it Yeah it took me quite a while The slots and stuff Ready to go?
0:47Keyzie:Yes For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok Top 4 Raw Doggett. 4 to 7 every weekday on Radio Hood Aircare. Oh, g'day, fellas. Welcome back, Jase. Thanks, man. Hi, Jase. How you going, lads? You all good? You all G?
1:11Mike Minogue:I'm bloody great, man. Yeah, good.
1:12Keyzie:Have you had another haircut?
1:14Mike Minogue:Yeah, on Thursday. Pugs and Mike hate it. But that's all G. I like it. Thank you. I think it looks good. Thank you, yeah. Didn't style it today either, so this is just it out of the shower.
1:23Keyzie:Actually, I was actually having a thought today about you going through your hair sort of prepping procedure every day on the show. Just to let people know, you know, the process. Oh, you want me to? Yeah. Sort of like a get ready with me. How he gets it. Yeah, get ready. Getting ready with Keezy.
1:41Mike Minogue:Yeah, sure, man. On the radio. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I'm down for that. Good shit. You actually seem fizzed up even though you've had like a three hour long vacation.
1:49Keyzie:Yeah, it's great. The only thing, and I should warn you about this now, I think I've got a urinary tract infection. From what? Dunno. I think we all know. Does anyone? You've got to go wheeze afterwards, Jay. I've been doing a lot of wheeze. Really? I've been doing a lot. It's been epidemic. Does it sting? No. Have you had more water than usual or more fluids? No.
2:12Jason Hoyte:Okay.
2:13Keyzie:No, no, I'm just, well, this is the thing. I'll have a glass of water and I'll need to do wheeze. So you've had the UTI. Yeah, UTI. Yeah, okay. I wonder if my urethra is inflamed. What does it look like? Maybe if you show it to pugs. Well, I mean, I can't see my urethra, Keezy.
2:30Jason Hoyte:No, I know. If you show it to pugs. You can have a look down there, you know.
2:34Keyzie:I'm not letting pugs anywhere near my urethra.
2:37Mike Minogue:Come on, man. How was your weekend, though, mate? Was it great? It was great, yeah, man. It was awesome. Are you going to tell us about it on the show? Totally, I am.
2:44Keyzie:Piece by piece. I can't wait.
2:46Jason Hoyte:Hour by hour. I've left the show planner pretty empty just so we could kind of vacate it for that.
2:52Keyzie:Well, as I said in the chat, it's probably about four voice breaks. Okay.
2:55Mike Minogue:Okay, that's like an hour of our show. Yeah, yeah. Chuck in a couple of Fiji cuticles, man. That's the show done.
3:00Keyzie:Yeah, we're – Oh, no, but I see there we've got some egg chat, so that's good. Yeah, I'm really excited for egg chat actually.
3:06Mike Minogue:And also my team meeting that I've been wanting to call for about a week now.
3:09Keyzie:You and your fucking team meetings.
3:10Mike Minogue:Yeah, well, I –
3:11Keyzie:Has he had team meetings while I've been away, Pugs? No, no. Tried to.
3:15Mike Minogue:It got gassed. Oh. Yeah, it always gets gassed, I've found.
3:19Keyzie:Is that what the meeting's about? The fact that your team meeting chat gets gassed?
3:23Mike Minogue:Yeah, we should have it. Yeah, let's do something along those lines. Saturday night, right, we had, and Minaya was part of this as well, what he described as a university-style BYO. Oh. So it was a BYO. Do you know Nishiki down here? Down by Freeman's Bay there? Oh, yes. The little Japanese at the bottom of the hill? Yes, I do. So we went there for a BYO, walked in at seven. By eight o 'clock, Minaya was cross-eyed and wasted. Because the people were with Lucy's cousin and her fiance. They were just fucking on one and got everyone at the table absolutely hammered. Minaya tried to order off the iPad, ordered one small piece of chicken thigh and some edamame beans.
4:06Jason Hoyte:That's all you need for a BYO, man. That's all he had.
4:09Mike Minogue:You just need the wine. Because he thought it came with rice and he was going to order more. But then the guy we were with just kept challenging him to skull Chardonnays, and he just was. And then Minaya was, like, completely fucked. Yeah, it was amazing. That's what I'm talking about. And, like, glasses were being smashed. Oh, and everyone's like, ooh. And then you start singing happy birthday to somebody whose birthday it's not. We didn't do that. But it was fucking all time, though. I haven't done something like that in ages. That's a dream.
4:33Keyzie:Can I just point out, Pugs, which Keezy conveniently left out because he said it was like a university-style BYO there. Yeah. Before that, he played golf and got massively steamed at the golf course. So you don't even know, man. They were already steamed. Oh, okay. So then they went into the restaurant. Can I also point out, because Kesey didn't mention this, he got massively steamed the night before with his neighbours.
5:02Mike Minogue:And you did mention that to me off air. So the neighbours, right, they came round. And just for the listeners, I think I talked about it last week, but we've got the neighbours. Our house is joint to another house, has two garages in between. That house is owned by a 70-odd-year-old Singaporean gentleman and his son, who's about my age. Lovely, lovely guys. They don't drink. But then across the way, also in our shared driveway, is a classic Westie guy who's probably 65 and his missus who's like late 50s, and they do drink, and they came over. And when people are at your house, Jase, you must deal with this all the time.
5:39Mike Minogue:Not us, obviously, because you don't invite us.
5:40Keyzie:But when you're hosting... I'm not going to after the antics you're talking about now.
5:44Mike Minogue:But when you're hosting, you don't get to decide when the night wraps up, do you? No. You are there till the end. And that's what we found. All of them stay till after midnight.
5:53Keyzie:Yes. And I've, on that front, got mates that are notorious pissheads. And not only are they notorious pissheads, they're notorious talkers.
6:06Mike Minogue:Right. Right, so you're talking about Brendan then?
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6:08Keyzie:No, no, no. Right. And I'm talking you go until four or five in the morning. Fuck that. And you're sober.
6:16Jason Hoyte:If Mike was here, he'd disagree. I feel like he'd be the kind of guy who would just make a call at some point. Yes, but he's a psycho like that. This is just me thinking, yeah. That is abnormal.
6:28Keyzie:Okay, everyone, I'm going to bed, fuck off. Pack it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas we don't have that. Which is, you know, fair enough. No.
6:34Jason Hoyte:Is it? The Hauraki Big Show Weekdays from 4 On Radio Hauraki The Hauraki Big Show Podcast
6:43Keyzie:I do know I do have mates like that That are okay Okay I'm fucking I'm done now It's like You know when you had your Your wife's cousin over to stay Yeah
6:57Mike Minogue:Yeah true Now remember this is a yarn that we had In the ute And not actually on the podcast So you're about to make references No one gets
7:03Keyzie:And I'm going to explain it fully.
7:05Mike Minogue:No, if you couldn't, that would be good.
7:10Keyzie:And your wife's cousin and she stayed with you.
7:14Mike Minogue:She didn't stay with me. That sounds dodgy as. She was her and her fiancé, who I'm emceeing their wedding with my wife. The fiancé wasn't there though, eh? No, he was at the weekend. He was fuming.
7:24Keyzie:But he wasn't staying at the time.
7:26Jason Hoyte:What's this I hear about a second bottle of wine being here?
7:28Mike Minogue:He knew something was up.
7:30Keyzie:Keezy, two bottles of wine. No. And you and your wife and your very attractive cousin.
7:39Jason Hoyte:Oh, I thought you were calling him attractive.
7:41Keyzie:Yeah, same. Which you are. You are in a goofy kind of way, Keezy. I'll tell you what I can get, brother. The three of you had polished off one bottle of wine and the cousin had bought another bottle of wine and she was going to take it to somewhere else later on.
7:57Mike Minogue:The BYO on Saturday.
7:58Keyzie:The BYO on Saturday. And old Keezy went, I said, this is a, don't worry about that. Oh, Keezy will get another bottle of wine for the person. What if we open this one? I'll buy you another one. We'll open this one now. I'll get you another one later on. That was pretty much what was said. And then I can, if I'm correct in stating this, your wife said, oh.
8:21Mike Minogue:No, I've got to go to work tomorrow. And then the cousin said, I also have to go to work tomorrow.
8:24Keyzie:And Keezy was like.
8:25Mike Minogue:Yeah, sweet as. Oh, sweet. Just joking anyway.
8:28Keyzie:Oh, that's cause, I mean, I'll definitely replace it though. Yeah, yeah.
8:33Jason Hoyte:Oh, I can still hang out.
8:34Keyzie:And then you ended up in the wrong room. That's it. Yeah, that's my bad.
8:39Jason Hoyte:Fumbling around in the dark there.
8:40Mike Minogue:But my strategy on the Friday night with the neighbours at your house, because they were loving it, and I was like, wow, this is going on way later than I anticipated, which was fine. Lucy was fucking tired. I was looking over her, she looked like she was going to fall asleep, but like nodding along to stories. And my strategy was just to, because we were all sharing wine, and I was like, the moment that wine runs out, this night's over. So I just started caning the wine. And that was like literally, and then my wife and I had an aside at one point walk past each other in the hallway. I was just like, I'm trying to drink all the wine.
9:07Mike Minogue:So then they fuck off. Even though I really love them and that bit. I could tell Lucy was super tired. I'm doing you a favour by getting wasted. And so that was my strategy. And then the next day at golf, I was a complete fucking shambles. I was shocking.
9:19Keyzie:And so that was the point I was trying to make, Pugs. The part of the story that Keyes he didn't talk about prior to. Right. The BYO. The BYO. was he got steamed the night before he was seen as, then he got steamed at the golf club, just not landing the plane, and steamed and flew into the dinner at the restaurant.
9:37Mike Minogue:Yeah.
9:38Keyzie:And got even more steamed.
9:39Mike Minogue:But I was still the one that had his wits about him because I had to, I was in a taxi, and I hopped out because I was like, shit, I need to make sure Mania gets in a taxi. Because he was cross-eyed. He was doing that, honestly, his eyes were parted like looking different ways, like a cartoon character. And you'd be like, hey, Mania, over here, and he'd look at you, and he'd be looking completely through you. And I had to make sure I got his phone out and, like, booked him an Uber and then put him in his Uber. And then apparently he hopped out and threw up on the side of the motorway. It was honestly, and this was all, like, I was home by 11 o 'clock.
10:11And knowing the night, massive demons the next day.
10:17Keyzie:Huge demons.
10:17Mike Minogue:So he even said his thing is he wakes up the next morning, asks his missus whether she hates his guts. And she was like, no, you're sweet. is, oh, okay, because she's going to work or something. It's not cool, otherwise I'm going to have to jump off the top of the roof or something. Yes.
10:32Keyzie:You've always got to gauge the partner the next day. You'll learn this, Muggie. Pugs. Puggy. Because, you know, you like to get big on it sometimes. Yeah. And, you know, you always got to gauge the partner the next day. See, I don't have to do that. I don't get that. Well, she's broken, though, Keith.
10:52Jason Hoyte:Also you guys have met my partner If anything She's going to be asking me Yeah she's got drinking problems And she's also massively prone to anxiety She's a fucking weapon Well maybe she should tone down the drinking Nah she's all G
11:06Keyzie:I was thinking of having a word to her about it actually Because we like to have a lot of fun on this show
11:11Mike Minogue:But sometimes things go too far Went with her to a burlesque party on Saturday night I bet you did It was just a regular party But you made it burlesque didn't you I remember when I went out with you and her
11:22Keyzie:when we went out that night to the gig. And I was counting her drinks. And after 18, I just went, I'm going to stop counting.
11:30Jason Hoyte:You are always keeping an eye on it when we're out at stuff together. Yeah. I did notice that. One thing that I was going to maybe talk about on the show, but I feel like I should talk about it here. I went to this burlesque-themed party, and it was all very scantily clad burlesque outfits and stuff. And everybody looked amazing. And one of the people at the party had a corset, and bedazzled buzies and earlier on in the night she was assembling profiteroles and she was putting espresso beans on the profiteroles and one of the girls made a joke that they looked like nipples and then later on in the night, a few drinks in, I'm standing talking to her and I go, so how are the nips?
12:08Jason Hoyte:How are the nips? And she's like looks down at her bedazzled buzies and then looks back at me and I'm like no, no, no, no, no, the profiteroles the profiteroles, but she fully thought I was asking her how her buzies were. Wow. And how did she take, did she take kindly to that? She was great. She was perfectly fine. She was like, oh, I thought you were talking about these. You're disgusting, punk.
12:32Mike Minogue:You're a fucking mad bastard, man. It was a really great party. Yeah, you were at a strip club, mate. I've never been to a strip club, man. Filthy bastard. You've been to heaps of burlesque parties. Hey, listen to the big show, 4 to 7 weekdays, It's Radio Hodaki. Good eating. See you then. Or don't.
12:50Keyzie:Come on.
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